Episode 4 Gavin and Stacey


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Episode 4

Comedy series. Mick becomes a minor celebrity while Stacey and Gavin go house-hunting. Nessa visits Stacey, and tensions between the newlyweds come to a head at the bowling alley.


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-I've slept for nearly 11 hours.

-You wanna get out the house.

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-Why don't you come fencing with me tomorrow?

-We're going Barry.

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Oh God, the scan.

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-Vanessa Jenkins.

-Is that your second name?

-Yes.

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How ridiculous, she's having my child and I don't know her surname.

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That is just one big massive mistake.

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It makes it all seem real now, doesn't it?

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BOTH: Yes.

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TV: And punch it out and do it again.

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SHE GROANS

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-PHONE RINGS

-TV: ..and do it again.

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-Hiya!

-How you getting on?

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-I'm good. I'm just doing my video.

-Which one?

-Judith Chalmers boxercise.

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Right. Any news on that job?

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-No, I've still not heard nothing. I rang about two this morning but they've already gone.

-Oh, babe.

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-But there's something going at the zoo.

-The zoo?

-Yeah! Can you imagine?

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That'd be immense. What we doing tonight?

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-Shall we go to the pictures?

-Nah, Dad's doing his lamb.

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-Oh, lush.

-So, we'll just have a quiet night in, eh?

-Yeah. That'll be nice.

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Mick's gonna be on the telly, Stacey!

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-Mick's gonna be on the telly!

-What?

-Mick! He just phoned. He's gonna be on the telly, can you believe it?

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-Are you serious?

-Yeah, he's gonna be on tonight!

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-I've gotta ring Dawn.

-I gotta ring Gav!

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I know! He's gonna be on the telly! He just rang me. Hang on.

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-Smithy?

-Is your old man gonna be on the telly?

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Yeah, I just got a text from Gary and Simon. Unbelievable! Six o'clock, yeah? I'll be there!

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Well, I never.

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OK! Six o'clock.

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Yes, we'll be watching.

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Mick is going to be on the telly.

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No, I was just telling Nessa.

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OK, bye.

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You are never gonna believe this!

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-Mick's gonna be on the telly.

-Yes!

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Oh, my God! I brought some bubbly. Can you believe it?

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I know! Come in, come in!

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God, It's all over the radio.

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You are joking me!

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No! And they said he was 53. I said to Pete, "They got that bit wrong for starters!"

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Where is Pete? Is he coming over?

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Oh, don't talk to me about that dwarf. Hiya, Stace.

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-Hiya!

-Fancy a drop of this?

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-Ooh, go on then.

-I just heard Dad's name on the radio.

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I know, Dawn said. He's the talk of the town!

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-Hiya! It's so exciting, isn't it?

-I know, it's nuts.

-Everyone's watching in Barry!

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Well, this is peachy.

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This is the best day of my life.

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Mick on the telly.

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-There you are, love. Just cheese. Are you sure that's all right?

-Crystal.

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I wonder how he's feeling now?

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Well, it'll be a mixture of nerves and excitement I should imagine.

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I remember when I was on TV.

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I mean, it was different - it wasn't actually me, it was a photo-fit, but the likeness was uncanny.

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I found it terrifying.

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They got you spot on.

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It was so good I had to shave my head.

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Here he is! And look at all the paparazzi. Come on, superstar!

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-Give it a rest, will you?

-Stand back, stand back!

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Security's here! Come on, there's nothing to see!

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-Not you as well. I wish I'd never mentioned it.

-Dawn!

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-Pete's pretending to be Mick's security guard!

-Tell him to grow up.

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They said you was 53 on the radio, I said to Dawn, "They got that wrong for starters!"

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Hey!

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Was that him? The movie star?

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Yeah, but he's just a regular guy, Betty. He's just like the rest of us.

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Well, we're taping it, aren't we?

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Ah, that's the spirit.

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When I say taping, I mean we got one of them boxes, you know, all remote.

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Oh, yeah! We've got one of them, they're incredible.

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And you can pause it you know and everything.

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If you want to make a cup of tea. That's right...

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How's the house hunting coming along, Gav?

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-We haven't really started yet.

-We're looking at our first place tomorrow. I can't wait. I am so excited.

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I remember my first place.

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It wasn't much, nothing special, but it was mine.

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No-one else telling me what I could and couldn't do, grinding me down 24/7.

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Happy days.

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-How's the lamb, Pam?

-Yeah, all in. There you go.

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-Wait till you taste my marinade.

-- I'll be having a lentil bake. - This is good stuff.

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- Yeah. Courtesy of your lady wife, thank you very much. - What?

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-You bought this?

-Yes.

-So there's no money for me to play golf on Sunday,

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but there's money for champagne?

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-Don't embarrass me, Pete.

-You're unbelievable.

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You're unbelievable, you vicious little pig.

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It's on! Come on!

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-Oh, my God.

-I can't believe it.

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-TV:

-The Six O'Clock News on BBC One with George Alagiah.

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Good evening and welcome to the Six O'Clock News.

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-It's starting, Gwen.

-I'll be there now!

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The Health Department announces more cuts on the way.

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A murderer strikes again in Essex.

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A dismembered body is found in a Billericay car park.

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CHEERING

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-Cracking.

-Tell you know what show I'd like to be on.

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Stars In Their Eyes.

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-Who'd you be?

-Well, it changes on a daily basis.

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If I had to go right here, right now,

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David Bowie. Gwen? Stars In Their Eyes.

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Who'd you be?

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-Suzi Quatro.

-Ness?

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Prince.

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Every time.

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Yes, I know! Yes, the dismembered body.

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That's Mick! Yeah, it's the third item on the programme.

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Yeah, all right then, bye.

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Where you going? It'll be on any second.

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-I know, I won't be long.

-So was it chopped up?

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-Yeah, and it was charred, like it had been burnt.

-Ooo!

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-You all right?

-Yeah, I'm just having some chocolate.

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-We're eating in a bit. What's up?

-I dunno really. I've gone down, if I'm honest.

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Ah, come here. Why you feeling down?

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I'm just a bit bored, you know? A bit useless.

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And your dad being on the telly and that, just reminds me that I've never done anything like that.

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-He found a dead body, babe. It's not an achievement.

-I know.

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But I just feel like I'm getting under everyone's feet.

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You're all on at me to get a job, and...

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If I'm honest, I'm just a bit homesick.

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-Oh, come on. We can't have this all the time.

-I knew you'd say that.

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-Nessa's coming up tomorrow. We're looking at houses.

-Flats.

-You've gotta be more positive.

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-There's no point talking about it. You don't understand.

-Have I missed it?

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-No, it's next item up.

-Quality. Where is he?

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Michael! Mick-lar! Pamel-ar!

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Smithster!

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-Dawn-lar! What a treat, take it high! Peter-loni on the back wing.

-Smithy!

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Dream. That's all over the box! Been on the radio an' all, ain't ya?

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Rudi texted me, they said you was 53, Billy Bullshitter!

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-So how's everything with the baby?

-Er, yeah good, I think. We went down for the, um...

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-Scan.

-Yeah, and all good.

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-We got the, er...

-Photograph.

-I've got it somewhere. Where is it? It's in my...

-Wallet?

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You got it.

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Here you are.

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That's the head.

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And that's a little arm there.

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Oh, sweet! Looks like you, Pete.

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Only taller!

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-Sssshhh! It's on! It's on! Gavin! Gavin!

-Gav-lar.

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..is at the scene.

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I'm standing in the car park of a large engineering firm here in Billericay.

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At approximately 7.30 this morning, a dismembered body, as yet unidentified,

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was discovered by a Mr Michael Shipman, 53,

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who's one of the company directors and this is what he had to say.

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It's the last thing you expect to find when you come into work in the morning.

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Later I spoke to Police Detective Richard Shed.

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Detective, what can you tell me about the situation regarding the body and how it was found?

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-I'm afraid I can't disclose anything.

-Detective, thank you very much. Back to you in the studio.

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- A study of obesity released today claims that many male... - Is that it?

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Is that IT?

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Was that it?

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-Well, I'm bitterly disappointed.

-Crikey, Dad, it was hardly worth mentioning!

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-Don't switch it off, maybe he'll come back on.

-I spoke to them for more than 15 minutes.

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-Saying my thoughts went out to her family and all sorts.

-Oh, that was nice.

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They've made you look a right tit.

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I know. I know! What a joke. He says he talked to them for half an hour.

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He'll have spoken to them for at least 15 minutes, if not half an hour.

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-What makes you say that?

-Well, when I was news producing for the BBC, that was the golden rule.

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You had to cover every base, leave no stone unturned.

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Kate Adie used to moan about it all the time.

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In the end, I had to say to her, "Oh, Kate Adie, you're the face, I'm the brains. Now get on with it."

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She was very difficult.

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-Horrible woman.

-Selfish.

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Nah, go on, who's this?

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-"Well, you just don't expect it when you come into work in the morning!"

-Yeah, all right, all right.

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Go on, Gav, you do it!

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"Well, you just don't expect it when you come into work in the morning!"

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-That looks lovely! What is that?

-It's really easy. It's garlic, olive oil and rosemary

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-and I've bashed it all together in the pestle.

-Now, is the pestle the bowl or is that the mortar?

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You know, Pete, I don't know. I've just always called it the pestle.

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-I'm gonna look that up. Wikipedia.

-What I've done is massaged it, rubbed it over the joint.

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-And then let it stand marinading for an hour.

-An hour?

-An hour?

-An hour.

-That is brave.

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And it's not too overpowering?

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No, because none of it is penetrating the meat.

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It's just permeating through. And you wait till you taste the gravy!

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-Can I ask you a personal question?

-Sure.

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Where did you get them oven gloves?

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I tell you why I'm asking. Dawn got me a pair last Christmas.

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I loved the colour. It was like a charcoal grey.

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-Ooh, nice.

-But I swear, I could have only picked up two,

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three baking trays, four at tops, and they melted straight through.

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-And you never replaced them?

-No.

-So what you on now, tea towels?

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-Yep.

-That's not good.

-You're a fool. See that blister? That's tea towels.

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Here, give these a try.

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Yeah, that is nice.

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Can't feel a thing.

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Look, don't get me wrong, we LIKE having them here, it's just...

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Thing is, she can do no wrong in his eyes, or Mick's for that matter.

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It's difficult, isn't it? What about the eating, then? She still think you're vegetarian?

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I can't tell her, Dawn. The lie's too deep.

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I'm in it up to my neck! We're going on an animal rights demo in a fortnight!

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-What's that?

-What? Nothing, darling.

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Yeah, you were saying something.

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Oh, it's nothing.

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Look, if it's about the threesome, you can talk about it in front of me. I don't mind.

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Yeah. It was about the three-way.

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What's the latest on that front?

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Well, we are still looking...

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Ooh, isn't it exciting?

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But it's definitely not Seth.

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He's a complete no-go.

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Pete's flown him back to Ghana.

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Probably for the best.

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Aw, there's a shame, he was lush.

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Well, we do have a few more irons in the fire, but I can't say too much cos I don't want to jinx it.

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Is one of them Mick?

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I don't see why, if we're pulling it out to here, why we can't move the door and all.

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I'm worried about that RSJ.

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Yeah.

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Do you know what an RSJ is?

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No.

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-It's a Rolled Steel Joist.

-What?

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A Rolled Steel Joist.

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Rolled Steel Joyce.

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Not Joyce, it's not a... It's a joist!

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-A joist!

-Joist.

-A Rolled Steel Joist.

-Rolled Steel Joist.

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-Do you know where those details are for the flats we're gonna look at?

-Under the coffee table.

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We're gonna need to measure the distance from here to that wall.

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Here, give it here then.

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-Stace, you in the shower?

-Yeah.

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Well, just ignore me, won't be a sec.

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Pam!

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-What's that?

-Five point eight.

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See? That should be long enough. There's even room for a heated towel rail! Cheers, Stace.

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-Oh, is it giving you jip, love?

-Yeah.

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-I not gonna lie to you.

-Do you want your sling?

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No, I gotta ride it out.

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-I'm off soon anyway.

-Where is Bryn? He should have been here by now.

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-You doin' me an omelette for the trip, like?

-I'm just lettin' it cool, love. Cheese and ham.

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-Where've you been? I've been ringing and ringing.

-I've been watching Brokeback Mountain.

-Again?

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-You watched it twice yesterday!

-I can't get enough of it. Every shot is like a photograph.

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-You just loves that Heath Ledger, don't you?

-I think he's a cracking actor.

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But then again, so is Jake. And the two of them together...

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Double bubble.

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-Right, are we ready for the off?

-I'm still waiting on this omelette. Gwen, what's occurring?

-Yes!

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All right Bryn, let's do one.

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I'm so sorry, babes. She doesn't think. Were you completely naked?

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Yeah! My full foof and everything!

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Oh, man! I'm sorry.

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-Is it right onto Picton Avenue?

-Yeah, right and then it should be up there on the left.

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Not sure about this, are you?

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-We haven't been inside yet.

-Gav-lar!

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-Up here!

-Hiya!

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-All right!

-What you doing here?

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-Come to look at a flat.

-Gavin-lar!

-Deano.

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-You've not met Stace, have you?

-No.

-Yeah!

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Oh, no, we haven't actually met, but I saw a photo of you.

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You were wearing a white dress, standing outside a church.

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I think it might have been someone's wedding.

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-Yeah, probably.

-So what are you two actually doing up there?

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Fitting a satellite. You know us, Stace...

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Satisfaction with every erection.

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Not that he's satisfying anyone with his erections lately.

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Absolutely gagging for it. How many did you shift out last night?

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-Shut up, mate, I wasn't...

-Four, wasn't it? He sent me a text saying he cracked four in under two hours.

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This is not meant for the delicate ears of a young lady like yourself.

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Don't worry about it, I'm just the same. Being at home doing nothing, it just passes the time.

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Like yesterday, I had three just watching Cash In The Attic. I think it's lush!

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-So you're still all right to pick Ness up, aren't you?

-Yeah.

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-And we thought we'd go bowling or something.

-Bowling? Arrrgghh. Whose idea was that, hers?

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-It'll be a laugh.

-Yeah! She loves it.

-She's not my girlfriend or anything.

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Well, you are the father of...

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-Yes, I'm the father of her child, it doesn't mean I have to like her.

-You comin', Deano?

-Bowling? Nah.

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-Scared of the shoes.

-Come on, we're gonna be late.

-See ya!

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On the morrow, young Galahad!

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How about her getting her five a day?

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That's the Welsh for you, mate.

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Filth. The lot of 'em.

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-David.

-Bryn. All right, Ness. How's it going?

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All right, Dave. How's it going?

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-Business is booming I see.

-Yeah, not bad.

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A lot of these are going to Tussauds.

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And how are you keeping within yourself?

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Up and down, Bryn. It's been a tricky few months. I won't lie to you.

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I heard. I heard about the problems.

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Not from me, Dave. My lips are sealed.

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Cheers, Ness. I appreciate that.

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-I only wish they had been at the time, like.

-Very nasty business. Spread like wildfire.

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-Are we all cleared up now?

-Pretty much. I'm into the back end of it.

-I'll say.

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-I miss you, Ness. I miss you being around.

-Why don't you come the barn dance?

-What's that?

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Gwen's birthday on the 28th. We're short on numbers, aren't we, Bryn?

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Yes, and no. I've still not heard back from people so...

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-One more can't hurt though, can it?

-Well...

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-What do you reckon, Dave?

-You know me, Ness.

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I loves a barn dance.

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But it's up to Bryn.

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Oh. What's occurring?

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Nothing, nothing at all.

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It'll be great to have you there.

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Cracking, count me in. Fancy a little Dozy Do, Ness?

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-I think I've had enough doses from you for the time being, thanks Dave.

-I know. I'm sorry.

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-I shouldn't have asked.

-Right, well.

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Safe journey, Ness.

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Oh, and Dave. It's a surprise it is, the party, so keep it under your hat.

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Party? What party?

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Gwen's.

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-What's the matter?

-Nothing.

-Yes, there is. What's up?

-Nothing!

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-You've got to go into these things...

-With an open mind. I know. You said three times.

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Guys! I am so, so sorry.

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I thought...

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Anyway, I'm Duncan. You must be Gavin, and you must be Stacey.

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I'm only kidding!

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Pleased to meet you.

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Now, I'm gonna hand you the keys because, the wow factor is on the other side of the door.

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Follow me.

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So, I'll, er...

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let you find the flat for yourselves.

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Let you absorb,

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take it all in. Take in the space.

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There's something beautiful about that, isn't there?

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-So this is it?

-Yeah, this is a studio flat.

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It says a large studio.

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-It is.

-Is it?

-Well, compared to a lot on our books, this is massive.

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This is your living cum kitchen cum bedroom area

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and that's what makes this unique, because you've got everything.

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I mean, I live in a three-storey town house, and believe me, those stairs are a killer.

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Room on each floor.

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Made a big mistake there, really.

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I should have bought this place. Stupid! And there's your bathroom. So it's on the market for two...

0:19:410:19:48

-Can I have a look?

-What?

-At the bathroom.

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Well, yeah. All I would say, sometimes your eyes can...

0:19:510:19:54

-Can we look at the bathroom, please?

-Yep.

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-It hasn't even got a shower.

-It's just a toilet and a sink.

-Yeah, "Hasn't got a shower"

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or "Hasn't got a shower where you thinked it should have been". Take a look at this.

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Now, what you've got here, is a wet room slash kitchen. See that?

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Drainage. In Sweden they've all got one of these - they call it "Das Vetkutchen".

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I tell you what, Stacey, come and stand here. Come on.

0:20:220:20:25

-And Gav...in. Gavin, come and hold this.

-No, you're all right.

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-Just come and hold this.

-Nah, it's fine, really.

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I'm not gonna turn the taps on.

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There you go.

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That's it. Move it around a bit.

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Yeah, there's something quite beautiful about that.

0:20:440:20:48

I'd like to leave now, please.

0:20:490:20:52

-Eight and a half, thanks.

-Gav! They were disgusting. Every one of them. Four, please.

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-I can't believe you're even considering any of them.

-I'm not.

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-We've got to be realistic.

-For that money you can get a lush place in Barry.

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-There's a reason for that.

-What's that supposed to mean?

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-There's a reason houses are cheap in Barry.

-Why do you always slag Barry off?

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It's difficult living with a person who thinks Barry Island's the best place in the world,

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-who can't acknowledge that it ever even rains there.

-It doesn't rain there much.

-Don't be like this.

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Gavin Da Jahah Jahah!

0:21:270:21:29

-All right, Smith? Nessa?

-How's it going, Gav? All right, Stace?

-Not really.

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-Cos someone who'll remain nameless is being a knob.

-She's talking about you.

0:21:340:21:38

Yeah, I imagine so. You need some shoes.

0:21:380:21:41

-She's got her own.

-I takes bowling very seriously.

-Shall we get some drinks?

-Yeah.

0:21:410:21:45

-See you on the lanes.

-Did you bring yer ball?

-She's in the case.

-What's up?

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Don't ask.

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I've just had enough of it, Ness.

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I got nothing to do all day. I just don't feel like I live there.

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-I always feel like I'm a guest, you know?

-I do.

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What you doing?

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Shining her up. She's not been down the lanes in a long while this one.

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A bit of a polish sends her on her way.

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-Don't say anything though.

-About what?

-About what I was just saying.

-Of course not.

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It's just at the moment, you know, she's doing my head in.

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Smithy, do you want to go in as Smithy or do you want me to do a funny name?

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Like Gay Boy? I've put Gav down as Knobhead.

0:22:220:22:24

Just put him in as Smithy. Come on.

0:22:240:22:27

I'm itching to bowl.

0:22:270:22:29

-Wow. I've never seen one like that before.

-You've never seen anyone bowl like this before.

0:22:290:22:36

Right, who gets 11 strikes? I mean, what are you, semi-pro?

0:23:070:23:12

-It does matter and I can't believe you don't think it does.

-I think renting...

-What are you saying?

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If you shut up for a minute and stopped shouting like a child...

0:23:170:23:20

-Oh, Stace! What's occurring?

-I don't want to talk about it. I just want to go home.

0:23:200:23:24

-You all right, mate?

-Stacey! Can we please talk about this?

-I want to go home!

-Right.

0:23:240:23:29

-Do you mean Barry Island, or you know, Mum and Dad's, where we live?

-Oh, grow up, Gav.

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ME grow up? I'm not the one who can't spend more than five minutes away from their family.

0:23:330:23:37

-Did you hear that, Ness?

-I'm not getting involved.

-Let's all get in the car.

0:23:370:23:41

-I thought we were getting a KFC?

-We're not getting a KFC.

-What?!

0:23:410:23:45

-Three door, innit?

-Yep.

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It's one rule for you and one rule for me.

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-That's simply not true!

-It is!

-I'm trying to...

0:24:020:24:05

-I'm sick of you, I'm sick of this house, I'm sick of the way you...

-Oi! Oi! What's going on?

-Nothing!

0:24:050:24:10

-Will you just calm down a minute?

-It doesn't sound like nothing.

0:24:100:24:14

Everything all right?

0:24:140:24:15

-Don't worry, Pam. Your little Prince is fine.

-Eh?

-Stacey!

0:24:150:24:19

-What's going on?

-I don't know, Pam. All I know is if I don't eat this now I'm gonna faint.

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Me too. I can barely breathe.

0:24:250:24:27

What have I told you about eating late at night? All that cholesterol.

0:24:270:24:31

-It's only a six piece.

-And we got coleslaw.

0:24:310:24:34

Well done, darlings. Now, Nessa, you know where you're sleeping, do you?

0:24:340:24:37

Yeah, thanks, Pam. Cracking.

0:24:370:24:39

-Night, God bless.

-Just help yourselves to whatever.

0:24:390:24:43

-What are you doing? Leave them be, woman. Come on.

-Don't you "woman" me.

0:24:470:24:51

-He's my only son. I've got a right to know what's going on.

-No, he's a grown man, Pam.

0:24:510:24:56

-You're gettin' on my wick, Mick.

-Then we'll wait a few more months.

-A few months!

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Oh!

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MOANING

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Oh, God.

0:25:100:25:13

Oh, that is so good.

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Yeah.

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You just can't beat it, can you?

0:25:210:25:22

-What is that secret blend of eleven herbs and spices, d'you think?

-I know. The result is immense.

0:25:220:25:28

So. How you finding single life?

0:25:300:25:32

-What was her name again?

-Lucy. Yeah, it's fine.

0:25:320:25:35

It's all right. You know? There's some things I miss, obviously.

0:25:350:25:40

Yeah. Stace was saying you been crackin' them out of late.

0:25:400:25:43

What?

0:25:430:25:45

Why would she... I can't believe...

0:25:450:25:48

Don't worry about it. It's normal. I'm in a similar position myself.

0:25:480:25:52

Right.

0:25:530:25:55

D'you want that corn on the cob?

0:25:550:25:58

-Is that a euphemism?

-What? No, I'm just saying there's one corn on the cob left and you can have it.

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If you want it.

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Do you want me to have it?

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I can see the benefits of having it.

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I'd just be worried how you...

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or I would feel after having it.

0:26:320:26:37

Makes no odds to me, as it goes.

0:26:390:26:42

If I have it it'll be a nice addition to the meal, if I don't... then, I'm pretty full up already.

0:26:420:26:46

The question is, Smithy,

0:26:480:26:50

do you want the corn on the cob?

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Don't get me wrong.

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When I look at it there,

0:27:010:27:03

all hot and dripping in butter, just...

0:27:030:27:08

inviting me in,

0:27:080:27:10

I've got a real hankering for it.

0:27:110:27:13

-Like a real need.

-Mmm...

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But I would just be worried that if

0:27:170:27:18

I ate it tonight, I'd be expected to eat it more frequently.

0:27:180:27:22

I wouldn't worry about that, if I was you.

0:27:220:27:24

Corn on the cob is a once in a blue moon treat as far as I'm concerned, which once eaten is soon forgotten.

0:27:240:27:30

It won't be mentioned ever again.

0:27:300:27:33

To anyone.

0:27:330:27:35

Well, that's good to know.

0:27:370:27:39

# My mind's telling me no

0:27:430:27:45

# But my body, my body is telling me yes

0:27:490:27:56

# Baby

0:27:560:27:57

# I don't want to hurt nobody

0:27:570:28:02

# But there is something that I must confess... #

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Oh, God.

0:28:060:28:10

-So, shall we...

-Yeah.

0:28:100:28:12

Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night, while Stacey and Gavin start house-hunting.

Nessa visits Stacey and shows the others a thing or two at the bowling alley, but tensions between the newlyweds come to a head at the end of the night, leaving the embarrassed friends to take solace in some corn on the cobs.