Episode 5 Gavin and Stacey


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Episode 5

Comedy series. Bryn arranges a special treat for Gwen's birthday, but things take a surprising turn when an uninvited guest turns up. Stacey tells Gavin of her big decision.


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-I'm a bit homesick.

-Come on! Not this all the time.

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-Stacey, can we talk about this?

-I want to go home.

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Do you mean Barry Island or Mum and Dad's, where we actually live?

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-Grow up, Gav!

-Me grow up?!

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You can't spend five minutes away from your family!

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Do you want the corn on the cob?

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When I look at it there...

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all hot and dripping in butter,

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just...inviting me in.

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I've got a real hankering for it.

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Oh, God!

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-So, shall we...?

-Yep.

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Yes! Nessa told me!

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-D'you think he'll still come to your mum's party?

-He better.

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Bryn's already low on numbers.

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Smithy hasn't told me and it happened a month ago!

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We played football last week. He never mentioned it!

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Did you get my email?

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-What?

-I sent you an email.

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-No, which one d'you send it to?

-Your Hotmail.

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-I ain't checked, I'll just open it now.

-It's lush it is, babe.

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-It's a new-build, two bedrooms and it's in our price range.

-Really?

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Yeah. And it's got a bit of a garden.

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Great, sounds incredible!

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-It's in Barry.

-I know but...

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No, Stace. You've got to stop. We're not living in Barry.

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Why?

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You know why and I'm not going to keep going over this every day.

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I've got to work. What you doin' today?

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Nothing, Gav. I'll just be here.

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OK, then, right, speak to you later.

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SHE SIGHS

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I'm sorry, mate. I just hoped I could pretend it never happened.

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Why did you do it?

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I don't know! It's been a while since I been at the crease!

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But you don't even like her, do ya?

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No, but she just SUCKS me in.

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She's like a Dyson. Before you know it, I'm head down, gunning for it.

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I don't understand how it came about.

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-You weren't even drinking.

-That's what makes it worse.

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So, what happened?

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Oh...

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There was this whole thing with corn on the cobs and butter and it just...

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-What?! She didn't...?

-NO!!!

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-Really?

-Yes!!!

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Given what happened in the en suite...

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-What is the rule?

-What?

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WHAT IS THE RULE?

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That we don't mention the toilet brush.

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-I reckon you've told people.

-Who?!

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Dunno but there's some graffiti on a toilet brush,

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at the Rose and Crown, which I reckon is aimed at me.

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-What's it say?

-"Smithy was 'ere."

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Don't laugh! I had to get rid of it.

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Well, what you going to be like when you see her tomorrow at the party?

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Is it Gwen's surprise thing this...?

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Great(!) I need that like a hole in the...

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-You've got to come.

-Why'd she tell Stacey? She said she wouldn't tell anyone!

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Well, I can see why you did it.

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I can't.

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He's a lovely lookin' boy.

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Not in the conventional sense like Gavin or Enrique Iglesias.

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But he's got a lovely spirit.

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A confidence, if you will, that you rarely find in a fat man.

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How's the arrangements coming along?

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I tell you, I nearly got caught out the other day!

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I been thinking it was a mistake, making it a SURPRISE bash.

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I'm on eggshells whenever I'm around her.

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I jump when the phone rings, I'm terrified that Doris is going to put her foot in it.

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Sometimes I want to say, "To heck with it, Gwen.

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"You're havin' a barn dance to celebrate your birthday. Please try and look surprised."

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Because I can't take it any more.

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You've got to think how good you'll feel when the lights go on and she sees all them smilin' faces.

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That's if anyone's there.

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I've had a lot of rejections.

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And I've got to be honest, I thought Gwen had more friends.

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-Have you invited them all from Swansea?

-Yes!

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The Uplands Crew, the Mumbles Massive.

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But nobody's coming in great numbers.

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It's got to the point where I'm inviting people I know she doesn't even like!

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Not Jean?

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Oh, Bryn.

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She'll be fine.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Pam, what are you doin'?

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Oh, my Christ.

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-I didn't know you were in!

-You're eating ham, Pam!

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Thank God you came in.

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-I crumbled. I'm so weak.

-Pam!

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No, don't look at me.

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-Pam!

-I'm disgusting.

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Pam, are you really a vegetarian?

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Yes, I just...

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-I've seen you.

-What d'you mean?

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A scotch egg here, a bit o' bacon there, putting those regular sausages in the Linda McCartney box.

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-I didn't want to say nothin'...

-Do you think ill of me, my child?

-No, of course not!

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I just get these cravings, you know?

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I had four cheeseburgers the other day with big fat Sue. We ate them in a car wash.

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Don't beat yourself up, Pam.

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Promise me, thou shall speak of this to no-one.

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-What you on about?

-Swear it! Forsake me not.

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Pam, I don't understand what you're sayin'.

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Just don't tell anyone, all right?

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-Hiya!

-Hiya, luv.

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All right, you two?

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Yeah, we're just chewin' the fat, ain't we, Stace?

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Stace, you shouldn't wave this under Pam's nose. You know how she feels about people eating meat.

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Bryn's been on the blower all day. Is he all right?

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He sounds like this party's giving him a breakdown.

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Yeah, cos he's doin' it on his own.

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But we'll get there by 12 and can help.

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Is Gavin going down with you now?

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-Yeah, why?

-I thought we were all going down together, about three o'clock.

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Smithy doesn't finish till two. He's sealing Dawn's shower tray.

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It's the first I've heard! I presumed he was comin' with me.

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How am I supposed to get down there?

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-Well, can't you go on the train?

-Oh, great(!)

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-GAV!

-Just don't start World War II.

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There's enough rows goes on in this house as it is.

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-What does that mean?

-Just saying.

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-What's up?

-Just a bit of confusion.

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-OVER EACH OTHER:

-Are you coming with me...

-We thought you were going with us....

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What? Hang on! Right, sorry, Mum, what did you say?

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No, listen to me a minute!

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-Oh, charming(!)

-Pam, stay out of it.

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No, you stay out of it!

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Are you taking me in the morning or are you going with them lot in the afternoon?

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It's silly taking two cars. We should go later.

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Fine, if that's what you want.

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-Oh, come on.

-Fine!

-Don't be like that.

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It's all right, Gav. It's just the way it is.

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-What is?

-Us. I'm going to get the train times.

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Stacey!

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I can't take much more of this, Mick.

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-Why?

-It's like living in Hollyoaks.

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What you actually knitting there, Ness?

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-A dress.

-For the baby?

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No, for me.

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-DOORBELL RINGS Hey! I'll get it.

-Crikey, Bryn!

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What is wrong with him, Ness? He's been like this for weeks.

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-Bryn. Now, I got the keys.

-Keep it down!

-What?

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Shut up, man! She's only the other side of that glass.

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All right. Cool head now.

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Here's the keys, but there's a few housekeeping rules.

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Fire away.

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The hall is yours from 8 o'clock tomorrow morning till the following 1 am.

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You MUST leave it in the same condition as you find it.

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There must be no smoking, no narcotics

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and no guns.

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Outside of that, anything goes.

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Right. Thank you and thank the boys at the rotary.

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We'll be seein' you tomorrow, of course?

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It's tricky. Is Doris going?

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-Well, yes! Why?

-She's not returning my calls, Bryn.

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I haven't spoken to her for days.

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She's rejected me as a friend on Facebook. I don't know where I stand.

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Look, you've got to remember, Doris is a player.

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You should see her outfit.

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She's dressin' to impress, I'll tell you that.

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Hiya, Ted! Come in! Come in!

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Say, "No".

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Do it!

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-No.

-Oh.

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Say "Goodbye".

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Goodbye.

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-Leave.

-Bryn?

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NOW!

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Well, he wasn't very friendly. Is there something wrong with him?

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Oh, Gwen, get off the guy's back.

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He didn't want to talk to you, deal with it!

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Get over it, Gwen.

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Are we havin' this cup of tea?

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Well, there's something funny going on in this house.

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I'm a mess, Ness.

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You've got to keep it together, Bryn.

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Less than 24 hours to go.

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I know...

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but I'm bein' tetchy. I trust no-one. It's like bein' in the Big Brother house.

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-PHONE RINGS I got it.

-No, you're OK.

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I said I got it!

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Hello.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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-Hiya.

-'Are you at the station?'

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Right, your mother will be meeting you any second now

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and I cannot stress to you enough how she must be kept away at all costs.

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And don't be late, cos I don't want her wanderin' round

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gettin' wind of what's goin' down,

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people chattin' to her and what have you,

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because this is the talk of the town.

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Do you understand? Are you sur..?

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Right, I got to go, I got another call coming in.

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Hello?

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Jean!

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Yes, yes, we're all looking forward to seeing you, yes!

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But I must warn you, any nonsense and you'll have to go.

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Well, then you'll be forcibly removed.

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I've got to go, Jean.

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You see that is what I mean, that is rude.

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-STACEY SQUEALS

-Hello, stranger! Welcome home.

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Happy birthday! I got your present in my bag.

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Oh, that's nice. Do you want to get a taxi or shall we walk?

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-Walk, shall we?

-Yeah.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Smithster!

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# You've got to hold and give but do it at the right time

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# You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line

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# They'll always hit you and hurt you

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# Defend and attack

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# There's only one way to beat them and that's around the back

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# So catch me if you can Cos I'm the England man

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# Du-uh duh... #

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Oh, what is it?

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# Three lions on my chest You know we can't go wrong

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# We're singing for England

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# EN-GUR-LAND! #

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Bra bra bra-bra-bra

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Brap brap brap brap! Boo! Boo!

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-What time we leavin'?

-Fourish?

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-You eaten?

-Had some crunchy nuts.

-Want some more?

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-You having some?

-Don't mind if I do.

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ALL: Don't mind if I don't!

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There you are, luv.

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-Did you want some lunch or something?

-Maybe. What you havin'?

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Ooh, I dunno.

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-SAME TIME:

-An omelette?

-An omelette?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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-All right, Stace?

-Hiya!

-Got any batteries, Gwen?

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I don't know, what sort?

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-Two double A's.

-I don't think I have.

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I'll take 'em out the remote, then. You can have 'em back in ten.

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-What you doin'?

-Just havin' a bit of me time.

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Any news on the job or the flat?

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Not really. It's gettin' me down a bit to be honest.

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Is it, luv? I thought you seemed low.

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I think I'm just missin' home, I am.

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-It'd be all right if I had a job.

-I know. It must be ever so hard.

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I'm with Pam all day. She tries her best.

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We go fencin' and karate and stuff

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but all I seem to do is sit around waitin' for Gavin to come home.

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I just feel a bit useless.

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Oh, come on now.

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You made the choice to live there. You've got to give it time.

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I don't think I did. I just went along.

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Livin' here was never an option, Gavin wouldn't...

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Cheers for that, Gwen. I didn't need it in the end, as it goes.

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So what's occurring, Stace?

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She's not feelin' too good.

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No, I'm fine. Really, I am.

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D'you tell her about the card?

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-No! Guess who I got a card from this mornin'?

-Who?

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-BOTH: Jean!

-No!

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Yes! The cheek of the woman!

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I put it straight in the bin and thought,

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"If I see that evil witch again, God knows what I'll say."

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Best thing you can do is go up, be polite, give her a kiss.

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A kiss? A kiss?!

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I didn't kiss her when we did it! I've never kissed her!

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Bloody hell, Smithy, your life!

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-Maybe you're meant to be together.

-Oh, do me a flavour!

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There's obviously an attraction.

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No, there isn't. Is there, Gav?

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No. There is no attraction between him and the mother of his child.

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Well, a sexual connection then.

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You've obviously got a sexual connection.

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Loose connection more like.

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I haven't got any money for the bridge. You got any cash?

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I got a couple of quid.

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-Don't they take cards?

-Nah, cash only.

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What? Who doesn't take cards nowadays?

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It's ridiculous. Everywhere takes cards. Drive-thrus, Nando's, if it's over a fiver.

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-They take cards on the M6 toll.

-Do they?

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I've got three quid and some shrapnel. How much is it?

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Five pound ten.

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BOTH: Five pound ten pence!

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I mean, why not make it either five or six?

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All right, Ness?

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All right, Dave? You're lookin' good.

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Cheers. What you drinkin'?

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-A Capri Sun.

-Maybe I'll join you.

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Maybe you should.

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Maybe I will.

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I've said to people, 7.45 is the cut-off.

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She's getting here at eight so if you can't by here by quarter to, then leave it till quarter past.

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That way there'll be no shenanigans. No danger of her bumping into anyone in the car park or what have you.

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What in God's name is Jean doin' here, Bryn? She just staggered in.

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-I know. I invited her, all right?

-What?

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Doris, I was low on numbers. I had no choice.

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I hope to God Gwen hasn't had a drink when she sees her cos there'll be all hell to pay.

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Please don't stress me out. I'm a nervous wreck as it is.

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We'll just have to keep them apart.

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Oh, chillax, Bryn. Get a beer down you.

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I'm not going to stir things up.

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Thanks, Dor. I appreciate it.

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-Oh, my God, look at you!

-Nice outfit, Bryn!

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Howdy pardners! Welcome to the ho...

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I can't do the accent, Pam. It's this get-up.

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I feel like I want to be called Tex.

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Well, you look lovely, darlin'!

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All it is, right, I put it together myself, it isn't hired.

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I bought the hat, this is just a big hanky and these...

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these are just a pair of denim jeans, Mick.

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I feel like a member of Bewitched.

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So where are the boys?

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-They're just outside.

-What?

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-What are you doin'?

-All right, Bryn.

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-Hey, it's Woody from Toy Story!

-Don't get smart with me, Columbo.

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What if Gwen and Stacey went by and saw you two? Eh?

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-What?

-Get inside. Now!

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Come on!

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-Have I got time for the loo?

-NO!

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Bloody hell, Bryn!

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Look, no-one is going to ruin this surprise, all right?

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Bryn, calm down, mate, you'll give yourself a heart attack.

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Ted! What the hell are you doin'?! Get in here!

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Sorry, I'm late.

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Right...

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If anyone is expecting friends, will you please phone them and explain...?

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What it was, they've closed Plassey Street, see, and there's no diversion and I was bursting...

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Oh, Lord, they're here.

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Right, everybody, into position. Doris, lights. Band, stage.

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Ted! Please be quiet.

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Everybody stand still, nobody make a sound!

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SCREAMS: Ted! Shut up!

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-Jesus! Look at the size of that.

-Well, she is six months pregnant.

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I know but come on, that's ridiculous.

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-She's lookin' at me, right at me.

-So?

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Shhh! Shhh!

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SURPRISE!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

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SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

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SURPRISE!

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YES!

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Get this on, birthday girl!

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AMERICAN ACCENT: You're havin' a barn dance.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, thank you so much!

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What the hell is Jean doin' here?!

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OK, is everybody happy with that? I'll give you two minutes to sort yourselves out.

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I'll never get the hang of this.

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Yes, you will! Course you will.

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It's in, out, walk, walk, walk.

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In, out, walk, walk, walk.

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-Are you all right with that now, Dor?

-Yes.

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And are you partnered up?

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Oh, Ted, for Christ's sake, change the record. You're just needy, man.

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I was only askin'.

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Only askin'. You're only pokin' me every day on Facebook.

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-You're only followin' me round Costcutter, or Lidl...

-It's just...

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No. We were never exclusive.

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And I don't need this heavy shit. So, shut up and show me the moves.

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Sorry, Pam.

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Mick, what am I going to do about that?

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Well, you could try calling her Nessa for a start.

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But what do I say? How do I play this?

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I dunno.

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-Oh, come on, you've done this loads of times.

-Eh?

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Everyone knows you were a dirty dog in your day.

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Just play it cool, trigger.

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Are you part of this formation or what?

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Yeah, sorry. Look, just, go up, ask about the baby, break the ice, that's all you need to do.

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Mick...you're a dream.

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Hi.

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All right?

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-Yeah, I'm good. You?

-Yeah. Good.

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-This is Dave. Do you know Dave?

-No. Hello, mate.

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Smithy. All right?

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So, is everything all right with...?

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-Yeah. Good.

-Great.

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Right, well. I'll see you in a bit, then.

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And the look on her face when she walked through that door.

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She wasn't happy to see Jean.

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-Now, this whole Jean thing is getting out of hand.

-Who's Jean?

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-You know, the one with Mum and the scissors.

-She's HERE? Oh, my God!!

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Who's Dave? What's with him and her?

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They're just friends. They've always liked each other an' that.

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Friends with benefits, I think they call it, Smithy!

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Oh, my God. Jean's heading for your mother. Jean! Jean!

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I'm going to do some shots. Want some?

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Smithy, are you jealous?

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Pff! No. I feel for the bloke. Couple of sambucas?

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-Nah, we got to get up early and drive back.

-All right.

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What you on about? We were going to stay the whole weekend.

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I want to get back and so do Mum and Dad.

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Great, so I don't get any time with anyone?

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You're seein' everyone tonight, aren't you?

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Hardly. I've not even spoken to Ness.

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That isn't my fault. I'd like to spend time at home.

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You had all day. You didn't leave till four.

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-God. I didn't realise it was such a big deal!

-It is!

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-Stay here then.

-What?

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Don't come back with us.

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And are you happy with that?

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Well, you don't have anything to rush back for.

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OK, are we all ready? Gents, put your ladies on your right-hand side.

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MUSIC STARTS

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Jump out...in...one, two, three

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and turn, out...in... one, two, three.

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Right arm.

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And the left arm.

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Clap to your partner...

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Together, right, together, left,

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together, right, together, left, and dozy doe.

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Swing your partner.

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Now keep those movements in your mind,

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because you're going to do them again in a minute.

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Here's Doris to tell you more about it. Welcome, Doris!

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APPLAUSE

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Now, we've got a special guest for this number, well, two special guests

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who haven't performed together since Judith's funeral in '96.

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Let's hear it for Bryn and Nessa!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much, everyone.

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Gwen, this one is for you.

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It was you and Trevor's favourite song and it is dedicated to the pair of you.

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And as a footnote to that I'd just like to add,

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that I'm not just singing this for you, Gwen, or Trevor.

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I was but now I'm singing it for another someone special,

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who's come back into my life recently and I want to thank him for everything he's done.

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So this is for you...

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Dave.

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# Baby, when I met you There was peace, I know

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# I set out to get you With a fine tooth comb

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# I was soft inside There was something going on

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# You did something to me that I can't explain

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# Hold me closer and I feel no pain

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# Every beat of my heart we've got something going on

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# Tender love is blind

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# It requires a dedication.

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# All this love we feel Needs no conversation

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# We ride it together Uh-huh

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# Making love with each other Uh-huh

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# Islands in the stream That is what we are

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# No-one in between How can we be wrong?

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# Sail away with me To another world

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# And we'll rely on each other Uh-huh

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# From one lover to another Uh... #

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Hello, Jason.

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Uncle Bryn.

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-So when you going back?

-Oh, thanks! I've only just got here!

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You know what I meant!

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A couple of weeks, if that's OK?

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Oh. But I'm not down again till the end of the month.

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-Well, maybe I could come up and see you.

-Yeah.

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Well, I'll have to check with Pam, maybe.

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Yes, Gay Jay! Wooo!

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I tell you what, I am loving the barn dancing. I'm all over it.

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All right, Smithy. Hiya, Gav. How's it going?

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I was thinking about you...

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We're just heading out for a fag, actually.

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A fag-leje, Jean Peterson! Adieu.

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See you in a bit, then.

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So, how you findin' the...?

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Hang on a minute, Jase.

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You could have warned me!

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He's my brother! He should be here!

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I thought of inviting him but I didn't think he'd come.

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He's gay. It's a barn dance. Of course he's going to come.

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I know what they're all thinking, I can hear them whispering.

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Four times I heard the words, "fishing trip".

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Now you're being paranoid! No-one knows about that.

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That bloody fishin' trip, Bryn.

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When's it going to end, eh? Night, all.

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-Gav, I need to talk to you.

-Yeah?

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On our own.

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Yeah.

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So I have to go, do I? Hideous.

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-What's up? You OK?

-Not really, no.

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Oh, sorry. Do you really mind me going back early?

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Jason was tryin' to talk to you and you ignored him.

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No, I didn't. I said hello.

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And you said you'd come down with me this morning,

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and for some reason changed your mind.

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-Oh, come on. You're over-reacting.

-Am I?

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See. I don't think I am.

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Cos since we got married, my family and my home,

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-is just not important any more.

-Of course it is.

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And I don't think you realise how much I miss bein' here, Gav. Cos I do.

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I really miss it, every day.

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Aw, come here. I'm sorry.

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No, I'm pissed off!

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I was looking forward to tonight. It's all that's kept me going.

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But you don't care, cos you've got your home, your family, nothing's changed for you.

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-When we get our own place...

-We're not getting our own place.

-I don't want to live with Mum and Dad.

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-If we were going to rent it'd be something.

-I don't want to rent. It's just throwing money away.

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-You keep saying that.

-I'm just looking ahead.

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Gavin, you're so busy looking ahead

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that you can't even see what's happening today, now!

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What's this all about?

0:26:290:26:32

I feel like I'm all on my own.

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What?

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I'm really lonely.

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I think it's better if I stay.

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That's what you need. A couple of days. Jason's here.

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No. I think it's better if I stay here.

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I'm sorry, Gav, but I'm not coming back.

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That's what I mean. It'll do you good

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-and I'll pick you up on Friday...

-Gavin, you're not listenin' to me.

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I don't want to live there any more.

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I'm moving back home.

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Bryn has arranged a special treat for Gwen's birthday, but things take a surprising turn when an uninvited guest turns up, and Stacey tells Gavin of her big decision.