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-I don't know if I'm hungry or bored. -I can't hear you, your head's outside. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
I said, I don't know if I'm hungry or bored. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Oh, right, yeah. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
Are you OK? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
Yeah. Just really need a wee and I can't be bothered to go. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Huh. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
-It's all that milk. -Have your parents texted yet? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
HER SPEECH IS INAUDIBLE | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
What? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
HER SPEECH IS MUFFLED | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
Becky, if you wanna speak to me, put your head inside the room. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
I said, how can I still be hungry after all this shit we've eaten? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
All right, all right! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
How can a fridge just break? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Has your fart gone yet? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Yeah, just about. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
That was a real stinker. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
It's what happens when you eat a whole block of Cheddar. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
How much ham do you reckon I can fit into my mouth? Put that down. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
I'm trying to see if it's actually shatterproof. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Of course, it is, I've had it since I was four. Put it down! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
I hate Sundays. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
For fuck's sake. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Did I tell you about the girl with no hole? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-What? -We had this girl at school who didn't have a hole. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
What does that even mean? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
-Do you want another choc ice? -No. I'll be sick. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
-So, all right, so what, did this girl have a dick? -No. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
She had a clitoris | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
and a piss hole and a bum hole, but she didn't have a hole hole. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
She went to hospital | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
-and they dug one out for her. -Dug?! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Are you nervous? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
No, of course not, I don't get nervous. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
My Dad's going bowling, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Mum and Laura are doing wedding things, so they won't stay long. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Just thought if you need your fridge fixed, it'd be nice for you to meet them. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Becks, honestly, it's fine. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
I'm a people person. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-What?! -You're not a people person. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Yes, I am. I'm good with people. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-No, you're not. -Yes, I am. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Just worried they'll compare me to Lee. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
You're a million times better than Lee. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
He used to take me to garden centres. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
He made us watch the news. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
OK, then. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Do you reckon anything's truly shatterproof? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Yeah, of course it is. They wouldn't say it's shatterproof if it wasn't shatterproof. Put it down! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:16 | |
Five choc ices in one morning. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
You're incredible. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
Fuck off. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
So how did this girl piss, then? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
I told you, she had a piss hole. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
If you had to give up either your piss hole, your bum hole or your hole hole, which would it be? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:50 | |
That was a new low. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
It's Dan, let's get him in. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Oh, are you that bored? I'm tidying. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
We'll give him a choc ice. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Dan, great to see you. Why don't you come in? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
I was actually just headed upstairs. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Don't be silly. We've got choc ices. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Erm, this is Paris. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
She's my, erm, girlfriend. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
-Hi. -Hello. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Hi. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
-Sorry, I assumed you weren't together. -We're just headed upstairs. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Right. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
-It's nice to meet you. -Thanks. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
-Sorry, I didn't... I didn't catch your name. -Paris. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-Paris? -Paris. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Choc ice? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Yes, please. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
And one for Paris. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
The fridge broke. I'm trying to eat 'em before they melt. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
-Yeah, Becky's Dad's coming over to fix it. -OK. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-How did you two meet? -Yeah, funny really, erm, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
our eyes met across a bar, wasn't it, love? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Er, we got chatting for ages, about the EU. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
-Sort of went from there. -The EU? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-Do you feel strongly about the EU? -Oh, don't get her started! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
-We'd better be off. -Right. -Lots to do. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
-Nice to meet you, Paris. -OK. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
-Have a nice afternoon. -We will. Bye. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
BOTH: Bye! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
-Oh, my God. -What was that? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
-Well, do you think, do you think she's a hooker? -Dunno. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
All right, Mum? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
-You'll never guess what Dan's... -Do you really think she's a prostitute? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Well, her skirt was far too short for her age. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Argh! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
Ah! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Oh. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
Oh. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
TEXT ALERT TONE | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
What? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
What? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Oh, my God, what's happened? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Steve? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Tell me what's wrong? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
My uncle. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
My Uncle Pierce died. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Oh, Steve, I'm so sorry. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
How did he die? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Or don't you wanna talk about it? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
He died in his sleep. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Oh, God. That's awful. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Just went to bed last night and he didn't wake up. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-God, that's terrible. -Yeah. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
I didn't know you had an Uncle Pierce. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
He was my great uncle - my Nan's brother. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Oh, right. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
He was 96. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
I thought you meant a real uncle. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Well, he was a real uncle. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
No, like an actual uncle. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
He was an actual uncle. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
No, I know, but you know what I mean - a proper uncle. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
Your Mum or your Dad's brother - a middle-aged one. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-Why are you being like this? -I'm not being like anything. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Good. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
I mean you've never even mentioned an Uncle Pierce. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Becky! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-He fought in the war. -So? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
I bet you don't even know which war. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Why are you being like this? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
My mum's really upset. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
Course she is, poor thing, he was her actual uncle. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Now hurry up and do your wee. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
My parents just texted, they're nearly here. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Oh, fuck! Well, I can't, I can't meet 'em like this, I'm in mourning. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
You'll be fine, you're a people person. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
SHE SNIGGERS | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Go and do your wee. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
I don't want my parents smelling your stinky piss. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
It doesn't stink. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
It stinks of Sugar Puffs. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
He fought in the war. He fought in one of the wars. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
-I hope you're collecting the clippings. -Course, I am. -Good. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Fed up finding your toenails everywhere. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
(Oh, fuck.) | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-So, er, when did you last see your Uncle Pierce? -Just shut up and put that plate away. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Cos you never mentioned him in the seven months I've known you. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Oh, Becky, please. Just keep them at the door, I'm getting changed. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
-Hi. -Hi. -Hello, you all right, Mum? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
-Hi. Hi, Dad. -You all right, love? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
-You all right? -Yeah. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-This is Steve. -Hello. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Nice to meet you. I'm Jill. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
-Hi Jill, it's nice to meet you. I'm Steve. -Oh. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-Hello, Steve, mate. Nigel. -Hi, Nigel, it's nice to meet you. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Heard a lot about you - none of it good. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Thanks for coming to fix the fridge, it's, er... | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Ooh, you've got a big tool box. Ooh-er. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
-Can I take it for you? -OK. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-So you found the flat all right, then? -Yes. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
-Yeah, past all the drug dealers and hoodies, Steve. -Yeah. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Yeah, that's right. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
No, but seriously, actually it can get quite rough round here. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Last week we had a rape, at knife-point. It was a nasty business. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Think I could hear her screaming. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
But it could have been a fox. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-Shall we go through? -Yeah, I think so. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Can I get anyone a drink? Jill? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
-Can I have a cup of tea, Steve? -No. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-Yeah, course you can. -White, no sugar, please. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Well, that's funny. That's how I take it. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Nigel? -I'm fine, thanks, Steve. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
I didn't ask if you was fine, I asked if you wanted a drink. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
Yeah, I'm all right, thanks, Steve. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
-Sure? -Yeah, absolutely. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-Sure you're sure? -Sure I'm sure. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Sure you're sure you're sure? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Steve's just had a piece of bad news. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Steve. -Yeah. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
-His Nan's... -My uncle sadly just passed away. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
I'm very sorry to hear that, Steve. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Thank you, Nigel. Yeah. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
He actually died in his sleep. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
-How old was he? -He was 96. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Oh... Right. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-So, he wasn't actually your... -He was his Nan's brother. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
-Oh. -Yeah. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
OK. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Uh huh. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
I'll get that drink. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Is it OK to sit here? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Yeah, of course. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
There are toenails on it. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Steve's. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
Does anyone want a yoghurt? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
They were going off, so I bought 20. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
I think we're fine, thanks, Steve. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
-Jill? -No, thanks, Steve. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-I think we're fine. -Nigel? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
-No. -Are you sure you're sure? -Yeah. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
We don't want any yoghurt, thanks, Steve. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
-Everyone sure they don't want a yoghurt? -Yes. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Sure you're sure? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
-Yes! -Yeah. -Yes. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
OK. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
Better see if he needs a hand. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
-Thought I'd, er... -Thanks. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
How am I doing? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
Yeah. All right. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
-Well, what do you mean, "all right"? -You're being a bit over friendly. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:01 | |
No, I'm not. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
I'm being friendly. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
You offered them 20 out-of-date yoghurts. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
You went on about a rape. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Oh, don't, Oh, all right, well just...just leave me alone. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
-Doing better than Lee, though, ain't I? -Stop worrying about Lee. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:26 | |
-Just be yourself. -How am I supposed to do that? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
I'll have a look at that fridge now, shall I? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Ah, Nigel. It's the hero of the hour. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
I'll take these through to Mum. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Right. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Thanks, Becks. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
-Coming home tonight? -No, I'll stay here. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Are you sure? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
-Yeah. -OK. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Steve seems nice. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
I think he's a bit nervous. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Yeah... He doesn't mean anything bad by it. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
-Er, well, let me know if you need a hand, Nigel. -Yeah, will do, Lee. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
-Steve. -Steve. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
Sorry, Steve. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-You look like him. -Right. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Don't worry. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
So I hear you're going bowling this afternoon, Nigel? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
-Yeah, we're in a league. -Brilliant. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Yeah, we meet up every Sunday and book a lane for the day and practise all afternoon, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
play a match in the evening, have a few beers. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
That sounds fantastic, Nig. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Nigel. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Nigel. So what is it, like friends from work or..? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Normally it's me, Lee, Lee's dad, who's also called Lee, | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Arnold, who runs the scouts - used to be Lee's akela. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-Did he? -But since Lee's been in Afghanistan, his cousin Mick's been coming down. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:19 | |
What's he doing in Afghanistan? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Fighting the Taliban. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
OK. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-So, see my uncle who, er, who died. He actually fought in the war. -Your nan's brother? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:37 | |
-Yeah, my...my uncle. -Nan's brother. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
This is the section on veils. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Oh, that's nice. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
I think Laura would look lovely in a veil. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Just something to, you know... | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
-Yeah. -Not hide her face, but... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
-I know what you mean. -Yeah. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
So how was...how was Homebase? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
-Did you get anything? -Yeah. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
Yeah, it was good, actually. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
You know much about tiling a floor? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Er... No. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Oh, OK. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
It's, erm, it's...it's, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
it's nice we have actually got this moment together, Nigel, cos I, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
I wanted to have a word with you about, well, about Rebecca and my... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:28 | |
Well, my feelings for her She's, erm... | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
Well, she's... | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
She's a really special person, as I mean I'm sure you know. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
-Oh, you stupid fuck. -Sorry? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
-You silly fucking sod. -Er...OK. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
-You're a silly fucking idiot, aren't you? -Yep. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
-There's nothing wrong with the fridge. You just turned the thermostat down. -The what? | 0:19:55 | 0:20:00 | |
You know what a thermostat is? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Er, yeah, course. Mm. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
My mum's got one on her wall. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
There's nothing wrong with the fridge, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
you just turned the thermostat down, you twat. Total fucking pillock. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
NIGEL LAUGHS | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-How's it going? -Hello, love. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
-Hey, Laura, it's great to see you. -Careful, I'm wearing a brooch. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Oh, sorry, it's just... it's just great to see you. Wow, you look amazing. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
-It's nice of you to notice, for once. -Are you OK? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
-Yeah, yeah, great. We're getting on like a house on fire. -How's the fridge? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
-You want to tell them? -Erm, well, er, well, there was a problem with | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
the thermostat, but, er, Nigel flew to the rescue and fixed it. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
-Ah, good. -Well done, love. -Well done, Dad. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
-"Problem with the thermostat"? -Yeah! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-Anyone want a chip? I made them especially, after the fridge broke. -Didn't break. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
-Stopped working. -I won't, thank you, Steve, we're about to go to a wedding shop, so... | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Oh, I love weddings! | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-I love 'em. I can't wait. -Are you taking the piss? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
No, no, I actually... actually can't wait. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
I was saying to Rebecca earlier, weren't I? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
I think it's going to be the highlight of the year. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
Well, Steve, we haven't finalised the invitations, as of yet. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
OK. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
But he'll be invited? I'm a bridesmaid. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Well, no, sshh. It doesn't matter. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
There are limited places, mate, I mean... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-You've only been going out seven months. -It's costing us over 20 quid a head. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
That's, er... That's fine, that's fine. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
I com...completely understand. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I don't, I... Thank you. I don't mind, I don't mind paying for myself, if it's a, if it's a problem. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
Shall we move into the bedroom, rather than being all scrunched up in here? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
Oh, I've got a lovely wedding magazine for you, Laura. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
-Oh, thanks, Mum. -It's got all the latest trends in it. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Veils are very fashionable this year. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
I don't want a veil, Mum, I want everyone to see my face. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
We should get going. The shops shut at four - only gives us three hours. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
You said it was shatterproof. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
There's no such thing as completely shatterproof, otherwise they'd make planes out of it. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:31 | |
MUFFLED NOISES AND BUMPING | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Ooh, that'll be Dan. He lives upstairs. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
He's a funny one, isn't he, Beck, er, Rebecca? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Yeah, he's an odd one. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:43 | |
I mean, I shouldn't be mean, but he came round today with a...with a new girlfriend. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:49 | |
Strange lady. They made a funny pair, didn't they? Very odd. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
Mmm. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
Mayo? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
MUFFLED NOISES AND BUMPING | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
You'll have a chip, won't you, Nigel? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
-I'm all right. -Sure? -Sure I'm sure. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
MUFFLED YELLING AND BUMPING | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
FROM ABOVE: Yes! Yes! Yes! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Well, er... | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
That was awkward. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
ALL CHUCKLE | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
Oh, God! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
BUMPING ABOVE RESTARTS | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
It's a...it's a lovely day, isn't it, Jill? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
-Yes. -Spring's in the air. -Yeah. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
And evenings are getting lighter. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
RUMPUS ABOVE CONTINUES | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
It was a bit cold yesterday, though, Laura? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
It was a bit chilly, yes, Steve. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
You just...you don't know what to do, do you? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
-Do you? "Do I take a jumper? Do I not take a jumper?" -Yes, exactly. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
RUMPUS ABOVE CONTINUES | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
I'm thinking of becoming a Community Support Officer. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
Are you? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
Are you, Steve? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
Yep. Just to give something back, you know. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
Or I'm going to mentor a troubled teenager. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
OK. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Or donate my bone marrow. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
RUMPUS FROM ABOVE GETS LOUDER | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Feel sorry for the poor sod who gets your bone marrow. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
LAURA GUFFAWS | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
-Dad. -Nigel. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
-I feel sorry for him, as well. -Come on, then, let's get going. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:07 | |
-His bone marrow's probably as useless as the rest of him. -But there's no need to point it out. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:12 | |
-Maybe you should get going. -Yes, I think that's a good idea. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Oh, already? No, we've only just started. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-Well, some of us have got weddings to plan. -Right, well, er... | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
-Well, er, thanks for fixing the fridge. -Didn't need fixing. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:28 | |
Yeah, it... Yeah, he's just being modest. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Well, it was, erm, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
it was lovely to meet you both. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
So I'll see you in the week? I'll be staying at home Wednesday, I think. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
-Steve's seeing his Mum. -Hey, Steve. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
Ooh - people. Hello, everyone. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
-Er, this is Dan. -I'm Steve's friend from upstairs. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
-It's a neighbour. -Nice to meet you. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Er, this is, erm, my, erm, friend, Paris. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:02 | |
-We were just, er, going to the cash point. -OK. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
-I'll explain later. -OK Dan, see you. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Well, it was really nice to meet you both. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
-Good luck with the job search, Steve. -Yeah. -And let us know if we can help. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:22 | |
-We have a family friend that's in the army, don't we? -Yeah. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
He's in Afghanistan at the moment. They're always looking for new recruits. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
Oh, great, thanks, Jill. Wow, wow, wow, much appreciated. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
-Nice to meet you, Steve. -It's nice to meet you, too, Nigel. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
You know what? We should do this again sometime, now that I'm part of the family. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:43 | |
-Bye, then. -Bye. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
-Tara. -Call you in the week. See you later. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
-Bye. -Bye. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:55 | |
-Bye. -Bye! -Bye! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-Bye. -Bye! -Bye. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
See ya. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
Well... That was a success. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Not a people person, am I? | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
No! Course not. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Fuck!! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
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