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Evenin' all!

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Oh! Sounded like a policeman.

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Now pull up a chair,

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a sofa or a chaise for the more louche amongst you.

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Naughty! And focus, for I'm ready to impart ma' news.

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Mum is running for local council and appointed Tilly as campaign manager.

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Prepare for the policies.

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M&S on the NHS!

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A restraining order for the whole of Essex!

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No tracksuits in Waitrose!

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If you're wearing a tracksuit and you're not exercising - Lidl.

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Tax breaks for anyone who marries this.

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But the big news, prepare, Gary has been dating

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and is now an item with a lovely girl called Rose.

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Convincing face?

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Hey, babe, are you ready?

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(MOCKINGLY) Hey, babe, you ready?

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Swede head.

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Miranda!

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So, re Rose, I've decided - wait for it -

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I'm going to find me a boyfriend.

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Start playing the field, yeah.

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Stevie and I tried a spot o'field playing but it got competitive

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because it was a man in uniform!

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Bonjour, I'm...

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Miranda.

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-BOTH:

-Rude.

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Tonight, it's girls' night in but after that, watch out, men. Oh...

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Indian banquet, the king of ready meals.

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Oh! Indian banquet, nice!

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What's that? You want to switch the oven on and sort it all out?

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Oh, thanks, Stevie.

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Right, music.

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I'm feeling Lionel.

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# Come on and sing along

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# All night long

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# All night

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# All night. #

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Sorry, what other best friend do you have

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to organise your surprise birthday party?

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I'm organising it.

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YOUR organising your own SURPRISE party?

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'Dress code - come as what you wanted to be when you were younger.' Nice.

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Hence the new shop's fancy dress stock. Clever, Stevie.

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"You're hired." Thank you, Sir Alan!

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Your task is to surprise me

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-so I have a good reaction for the photo on the night.

-Oh, OK.

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-So let's try it.

-Erm...

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All your family have been pressed to death by a steamroller

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and bricked up in a nunnery. Surprise!

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That's not a surprise, that's ridiculous.

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-Sorry, I'll work on it.

-Right...

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-Dish one needs to go in the oven for 20 minutes.

-OK.

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-This one needs to go in the oven for 15 minutes.

-Helloingtons, Queen Kongs.

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What's going down?

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-BOTH:

-Indian banquet.

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Now this dish is microwaveable, three minutes,

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that goes in 17 minutes after dish one.

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Agh!

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It's Friday night.

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We're in our mid 30s and we're doing some sort of curry exam.

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Total Mare Portas. Put it down!

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We need to get to a nightclub and go on the pullingtons.

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She's right. How are you going to get a boyfriend if we keep staying in?

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Sorry, you're...you're trying to get a boyfriend?

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No. Sorry.

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It's totes possiblos. Well, you're going to have to go clubbing.

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No, because my future boyfriend won't be in a discotheque.

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He'll be a knight in shining armour revealing himself purposefully.

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Beat ya!

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Oh, sorry we're crashing something.

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-BOTH:

-Girls' night.

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-Oh can I jump in?

-No.

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My hot water's still not working, do you mind if we shower here?

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-Or we could shower together, that would save water.

-No, unacceptable.

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So Kong are you heading clubwards or...?

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Right, sweaty boyfriend, I will turn your cold shower hot.

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Yes! Yes, I am!

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What, you? Going clubbing?

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Well, it's wrong to deny menkind this, isn't it?

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Y'know. Who wouldn't want a bit of this, yeah?

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You, want a bit? Want a bit of this?

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I'm aware it's gone weird, camp, and slightly threatening.

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Sorry.

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CLUB MUSIC

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Right, scanning for men. They're everywhere.

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OK, be sexy.

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Right, for those of us with allure, that's just me, switch it on.

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Bang!

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Allure!

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Alerticles, be alert. You'll know when it's a thing.

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You'll get a 'this is a thing' signal.

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How did she...? How does it become a thing?

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So, never going to be a thing with sort of half bopping.

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What am I doing? I look like Thunderbird who needs a wee.

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Oh, Stevie, I'm so never getting a boyfriend. Why do...?

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Come on, Miranda.

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Ah, maybe this is a thing?

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Hi! I'm pretty good at farm noises, yeah.

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Let's do a tractor.

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Pffffffft!

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It's not a thing. Excuse me, lady, you're popping out.

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You've got a loose boob!

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-Hi, are you the news reporter?

-Michael Jackford,

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reporting from a nightclub he's 20 years too old to attend.

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Err, do, do you want a, um...

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Oh, wait for it, I... I CAN be down with it, a alcopop?

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I think I'm ready to claim my jim-jams.

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Why are you enduring this?

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It's a work colleague, it's her leaving do. Couldn't avoid it.

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How about joining 'da yoot' and getting a Maccy-dees?

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Anything to get out of here.

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This will surprise you, little one.

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I've found the Marmite.

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-Get down, armed police.

-Agh!

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Surprise!

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How is this a surprise face?

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This is a face of terror from a sudden mock arrest!

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Well PC Miranda's a bit of a surprise, isn't she?

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She's a bit feisty and confident with her...

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-SQUEAKS

-..truncheon.

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Spread your legs, please, let's be having you.

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Now, just shush all round and no messing. I'm desperate to hear about last night.

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So, tell all.

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We stayed up till three. ME - up till three!

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And? And? Any kissing?

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We just talked. He obviously wasn't interested.

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Oh, no, hang on.

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Or he was and you didn't see it was a thing and know how to play it.

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How will I ever know how to 'play it'? I mean,

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if only we were peacocks - he'd flash his feathers,

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I'd assume the position, we'd know where we were.

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I just want to be with someone.

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Oh, only because of Gary and Rose. Stop being so jealous.

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She's not that bad.

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She jogs without a bra.

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If I jogged braless,

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it would look like I was smuggling ferrets in my armpits.

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But it's not just Rose.

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I mean, it's hard being alone, isn't it? Even the cinema.

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You buy your popcorn then you need the loo.

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Then there's no-one to hold your popcorn so you have to take into the cubicle, which is weird.

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You know what happened the last time.

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Free hummus for the over 40s!

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Sue Barker for Queen!

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Oh, Miranda.

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Now, I need you to be on best behaviour for my campaign.

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So, don't get arrested or, tonight at my launch,

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try not to be there.

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So, Kong, saw you with that man at the club.

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-PHONE BEEPS

-Oh, sorry, bear with.

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Bear with.

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Funny photo.

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-So erm, how did, how did that go?

-Well...

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There's always Benjy.

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First cousin Benjy. Um...

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I'm the most beautiful goose. Ssss!

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No. And PC Miranda says that we, well, I,

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for we are one and the same,

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we shall have a boyfriend for Stevie's Come What You Wanted To Be When You Were Younger Party.

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So, call Major Sex and his friend Colonel Pot.

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If you have a boyfriend for Stevie's party, I shall fill my pants

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with custard and I shall do around 200 star jumps.

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Darling, what are you going as?

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Well, when I was younger, I always wanted to be a piece of popcorn.

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No, let me explain. You see,

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I loved the idea of bouncing... You'll understand.

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I loved the idea of bouncing about in a saucepan with my friends

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and then turning in to something beautiful, you know.

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What's happening?

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Are you having a stroke?

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Erm....

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Hello again, Michael Jackford.

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Hello.

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I'm just doing my, er, police exercises, er,

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policercise which, er, IS a thing we do, the police.

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The pigs, the filth. I'm a big old filthy pig.

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No, I am a Special Constable, er, volunteer police.

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Oh, wow!

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Yes, so that colleague who's leaving, I needed a gift

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and when you mentioned the shop I, er...

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but you're busy so don't worry.

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See you.

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No! That totally was a thing.

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-That was a thing?

-He didn't come in here to buy.

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He came because it was a thing.

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Well, stop saying it's a thing because if I know it's a thing I won't cope.

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It's a thing, it's a thing!

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Hi again.

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'Ello 'ello and good moaning.

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I thought I'd find that gift, actually.

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Sure, yes, we have nick-nacks, nickety-nacks,

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nick-nackery-noo and all manner of nicky-nacky-noodles.

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-Flirt. Be open.

-Be open, be open.

-Yeah.

-Oh!

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Um, I'm making a bit of a meal out of this.

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I'm sitting on something pointy.

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I wondered if you wanted to go out tonight?

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First date in years.

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She's desperate.

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Work are sending me on a local job. I mean, it's usually am-dram or something,

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but it'd be nice to have company and maybe dinner?

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Shall I pick you up at 6.30?

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Great. (OK, see you later.)

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Hello, Things Analysis? Yes, that was a thing.

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We need a date summit immediately. Focus or it'll go tits up.

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Ooh! Sounds positive.

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For to feel good inwardly, feel good outwardly.

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-"Feel good outwardly?"

-Now, next item on my agenda.

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-PENNY:

-Gaol for anyone sporting a tattoo!

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Hi! Come join, I'm holding a summit.

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Miranda's got a date.

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Alleluia!

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Sorry, confused.

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A man who's already spent time with you wants to see you again?

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-Yeah.

-Oh, whoa-zone layers!

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Right, conversational tips. This year's laugh...

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-Oh, no.

-..is based on the song Price Tag by Jessica J.

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# Don't need your money, money, money

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# Forget about the price tag

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# Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha

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# Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha. #

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-Right, um, next item. Anecdote.

-OK.

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Yes, an amusing story, show you've had life experiences.

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Oh, no, I've got this one covered. This is amusing.

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One time, I got a phone call, someone said, "Miranda?"

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I said, "Yes." He said, "We've got your curtains."

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I thought, "Weird, what curtains?"

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It was a wrong number.

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They weren't MY curtains!

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They were someone else's curtains!

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-Hey, babe.

-Oh, hi, babe!

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-Hey.

-Are you all right?

-Yeah.

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Oh, well that's too long.

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Have a breadstick. Come on. There you go.

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-So, what are we on?

-Well, we're all on chairs but...

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-We're discussing...

-Gary and I...

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-Oh, well, back to you.

-..are going on a hotel break.

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Oh, well, tell us all about it.

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-Well, it's at a spa hotel...

-Great!

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Oh, heavy!

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So, um, no, we're just discussing, Rose, it's not important

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but I've got a date, yeah.

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Sorry, what's his name? Michael. Miranda and Michael.

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Ooh! They'll call us Miracheal!

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Miracle!

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-ALL:

-Oooh!

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Now what are you going to wear?

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ALL: It's all about the look.

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Oh! Well I'm not going shopping. Terrified of it.

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-Why don't you take Rose with you to hold your hand?

-I would love that.

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Well, I'd love that...

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Right, come on then, quick sticks!

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-Great.

-Great, no, that's lovely.

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See you later.

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-Oh, hiya! Hi!

-Hi!

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You all right? Yeah.

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Stevie, I don't like it.

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I mean it's so dark and loud.

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Is it a shop or a disco? It's like a discop.

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-No we're too old.

-Well, we can do this.

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-Don't show us up in front of Rose.

-Right.

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Hey, Rose, Rose, do you like my new boyfriend?

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Oh! Oh, it's real! Sorry. Ooh, smashing can we touch?

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Inappropriate, sorry. OK...

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Shop 'n bop!

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Oh, Miranda. Perfect!

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Knock him dead with a little black dress.

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Great idea. I'll get you some Spanx, we'll suck all this in.

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-Might need full body ones.

-(My personal space!)

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Stevie. I need a bigger size!

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Is that the dress? Perfect.

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Oh, no. Why you? Cover yourself up.

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That was the dress.

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What are you doing?

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I am just modelling because, you know, I mean, not all of us can.

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You... Pft!

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But you know when you're buff.

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Someone has left their bag and a clown outfit in the dressing room.

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Those are mine! Right, sorry but that is it.

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Stop the music, thank you.

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And can you stop bopping, we're shopping, not bopping.

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Thank you very much. And this is not a clown outfit.

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It may look big but that's because it's worn by the type of woman

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who sports something you may not have heard of called flesh.

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That's flesh. Because we like something called cake.

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Cake. You should try it.

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And if you're young enough for lucky metabolisms, it won't last!

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Right, can everyone just leave, please?

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If you're heavy enough to make the automatic doors open.

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Huddle together, jump as one.

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Just one last thing, please. Cashier number four, please.

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Always wanted to do that.

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Why did you put henna on?

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I got the wrong bottle I thought it was moustache bleach.

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Put this on.

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Well, how is that going to help?

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Oh, these Spanx are really hot.

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Well, open the door.

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Well, this is a good look, isn't it?

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At least they hold in the wobbly bobbly fleshy bits.

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GASPS

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Hi!

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-Sorry, bit early.

-No, no, no,

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I was just trying on a, err... This is a wetsuit

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because I am a scuba diver.

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Call me quirky!

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I'll be with you in a tickety mondo, Mike.

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Cringe walk!

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I had this on!

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-Oh, here?

-There's bound to be some ghastly posho who wants to ban

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hoodies from Waitrose.

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Why don't I wait next door?

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Be a shame...for me.

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Besides, my new boss is here, you'll help me impress him.

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-Michael. Hi.

-Hi. Miranda, this is Zavier, my boss.

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Hi. I'm afraid we were just on the PM's attitude to economic growth.

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And don't get me started on inflation.

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People forget the macro implications of diverting resources from productivity.

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Diverting resources from productivity, yeah.

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Just repeat sounds like you understand.

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There will be another GDP downturn.

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Another GDP downturn, yeah.

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Must just point Percy at the porcelain.

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Must just point Percy at the porcelain.

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Sorry! No.

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What are you doing here?

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On my date!

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-Don't say you're my mother.

-Don't say you're my daughter.

-BOTH: Worse for me!

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-You OK?

-BOTH: Hi.

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I'm Penny, I'm running for council.

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Of course, hello. This is Miranda.

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Hello, very nice to meet you.

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Is this your girlfriend?

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Well, er, date.

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Well, I've only just met Miranda

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but my guess is she has great child bearing hips.

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And in the right wedding dress wouldn't look like a transvestite.

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-I can also say...

-Do you have to?

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..I'd imagine that she's highly inexperienced

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but would be most satisfactory once you've bedded her in.

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Now, Penny, is it wise to have your daughter in such...?

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Oh, you have a daughter?

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Oh, she's defo pants not here!

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And what does she think about your foray into politics?

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I imagine she's thrilled.

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I imagine she's mortified but then nothing's new.

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Her earliest memory was her parents playing Naked Cluedo.

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No-one wants to see their father's Professor Plums.

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Zavier, you're looking very well by the way.

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Been on holiday, diving trip.

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-Oh, Miranda scuba dives.

-BOTH: Does she?

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Yes.

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Where do you normally dive?

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In the sea.

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-Normally in the sea.

-Seychelles?

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Shells.

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I know where I recognise you from.

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I was shopping with my son earlier, you're that lingerie model,

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-BOTH: Is she?

-Yes.

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So, Penny, I gather you're keen on more police on the beat?

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Oh, Miranda would have an opinion on that. She volunteers as a Special Constable.

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-BOTH: Does she?

-Yes.

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Wow! Impressive.

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So, in light of the cuts, what do you think should happen with the police?

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Yes, what would the police say?

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They'd probably say, "Every breath you take, every move you make,

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"I'll be watching you."

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BOTH: Don't sing.

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# Oh, can't you see

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# You belong to me

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# My poor heart aches... #

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Stop there, stop there.

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# Since you've been gone I've been lost without a trace... #

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Everybody!

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# I dream at night I can only see your face

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# I look around... #

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Join in!

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# It's you I can't replace

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# I feel so cold and I long for... #

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You're not joining?

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# I just keep crying, baby, baby please. #

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Had to get to that bit!

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Thank you.

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Don't worry, Mike, about the dinner.

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I appreciate it's hard to be in public with this.

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Neigh, it's a sort of horsey!

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And your exit move was...?

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Like that and then a kind of... (NEIGHS)

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Oh, dear.

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The thing is, Stevie, I really fancy him.

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I know it's silly, I've only just met him,

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but I just have this hunch about him that he got me.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Stevie, have you checked your lottery ticket yet?

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All the numbers match.

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-You've won the lottery! So...

-I've won the lottery!

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SCREAMS

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I can buy a complete set of Sylvanian Families!

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No, surprise! No, surprise!

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You didn't win the lottery, it's just, oh, that's backfired.

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Sylvanian Families?

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I am going to get very short with you in a minute.

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Already pretty short.

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Oh, sorry, let's cheer with fancy dress,

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I'm desperate to try the fairy costume.

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Oh! Well...

0:21:170:21:20

Hello, Fairy Miranda.

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She's a bit flirty and sexy, isn't she?

0:21:230:21:26

Oh, I've got wings. Not in a feminine hygiene way.

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In a sort of slutty moth, you know.

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Ooh, wand, yeah, nice.

0:21:360:21:38

Hi! I can make your dreams and wishes come true.

0:21:380:21:41

Maybe, you will.

0:21:410:21:42

Nice dress.

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It's a fairy... What are you doing here?

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Yeah, last night WAS kind of weird, but, um, well something in me

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-needs to work you out. Call me Marple.

-Marple.

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Of all the detectives.

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Plus...

0:22:000:22:02

I really fancy you.

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So...

0:22:040:22:06

How about tonight?

0:22:060:22:07

Tonight your wishes might be granted. I shall dig out my little black dress.

0:22:070:22:11

Go, slutty moth! She's desperate.

0:22:110:22:14

Little black dress, eh?

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-BOTH:

-Got a second date! Got a second date!

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Inadvertently played a blinder.

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-BOTH:

-Invertebrate... Too hard.

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-BOTH:

-Got a second date! Got a second date!

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I said I'd get that little black dress.

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How will I? Oh, I'm too scared to go back to those spindly,

0:22:370:22:39

boppy shoppers.

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-How will I? How? How?

-Focus.

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I've got it!

0:22:440:22:45

THEME MUSIC FROM THE BILL

0:22:450:22:47

Move along, please. Can't bear a street dawdler.

0:22:490:22:52

Pull over if you want to text. Don't ruin the adult face flow.

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-Let's be having you.

-Oi!

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No, no, no, no, no, Tax evasion is fine really.

0:23:020:23:07

-Monaco is such fun.

-Constable Kong!

0:23:070:23:11

What are you doing?

0:23:110:23:12

Need a black dress. Got a second date.

0:23:120:23:15

Let PC Miranda deal with this thank you. Move aside please.

0:23:160:23:21

You ARE causing a breach of the peace.

0:23:210:23:23

I will use my powers of arrest, though it suits me.

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You're under arrest, madam.

0:23:260:23:28

Good one. Where did you get your cozzies from? It's fun, isn't it?

0:23:280:23:31

I am arresting you on suspicion of impersonating a police officer.

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It's less fun now.

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-You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you fail...

-Ooh!

0:23:350:23:38

Your truncheon doesn't squeak, if you pardon.

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..to mention when questioned something which you may later rely on in court.

0:23:410:23:44

Real arrest! I don't know if it's exciting or scary. Real gun!

0:23:440:23:48

Scary!

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Oh! Scary!

0:23:490:23:51

Though man in uniform's quite exciting.

0:23:510:23:53

No, scary, it is scary cos it's all a bit... MUM!

0:23:540:23:57

Mummy!

0:23:570:23:58

So, you say this is a fancy dress outfit?

0:23:580:24:01

Yeah, so we had a new range of fancy dress in my shop and, um...

0:24:010:24:05

Sorry, does this officer ever speak?

0:24:050:24:07

The silent stare is quite off putting.

0:24:070:24:09

Are you going to suddenly shine a lamp in my face and I'll go,

0:24:090:24:12

"You'll get nothing out of me, pig, I ain't saying nuffink!"

0:24:120:24:15

I am acting as my daughter's counsel.

0:24:150:24:19

Mummy!

0:24:190:24:20

Officer, I plead to your hearts.

0:24:200:24:23

This woman has a second date tonight.

0:24:230:24:25

These don't get second dates.

0:24:250:24:28

Yes, thank you!

0:24:280:24:30

She was frisked twice at Gatwick last year

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and still calls it a holiday romance.

0:24:320:24:35

Take pity, she needs to be done by about, shall we say,

0:24:350:24:38

what I call four o'clock?

0:24:380:24:40

We really do all call it four o'clock.

0:24:400:24:42

Look, just check these details are correct and sign.

0:24:420:24:45

-Oh, good, we're filing quickly? And then bail?

-Most likely.

0:24:450:24:48

Most likely? But she's never been arrested before.

0:24:480:24:50

No criminal activity.

0:24:500:24:52

That's not strictly true. You do have form.

0:24:520:24:54

Thank you very much.

0:24:540:24:56

It's not a compliment, madam.

0:24:570:24:58

Go and get some teas, Davis.

0:24:580:25:00

Quote. "I feel confident as PC Miranda

0:25:020:25:05

"and flirty as Fairy Miranda."

0:25:050:25:07

I'll go and see if the Sergeant's available.

0:25:100:25:12

Darling, swap clothes with me.

0:25:150:25:17

No. I'm not looking like an extra in Midsomer Murders.

0:25:170:25:20

-Just do it.

-Fine.

0:25:200:25:22

I'll say it was me who was arrested to the sergeant.

0:25:220:25:24

Mum, you can't!

0:25:240:25:25

At least you'll have an amusing story for your date.

0:25:250:25:28

But if you're arrested, your political career is over.

0:25:280:25:30

Your love life is more important.

0:25:300:25:32

Oh, Mummy!

0:25:320:25:34

This second date CAN'T go wrong.

0:25:340:25:37

Quick!

0:25:370:25:39

Sarge, it was me what done it.

0:25:490:25:51

You're wasting your breath, copper, I ain't yakking.

0:25:510:25:55

Go son, go!

0:25:550:25:57

Now, Sarge.

0:25:580:26:00

I wanna fag, I 'ave rights.

0:26:000:26:03

Such fun!

0:26:050:26:06

To staying in and avoiding youth in bars.

0:26:080:26:10

You look lovely.

0:26:120:26:13

I didn't get the dress but thank you.

0:26:130:26:16

So, I've got an amusing story but how was your day?

0:26:160:26:19

Oh, had an argument before I left work.

0:26:190:26:21

Zavier wanted me to talk to the police about someone arrested for impersonating a police officer.

0:26:210:26:25

I refused. I thought "Local nutter alert."

0:26:250:26:29

What was your story?

0:26:290:26:30

They weren't my curtains!

0:26:320:26:34

So, Quirky.

0:26:380:26:42

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

0:26:540:26:56

-So, questions, if I may?

-Yes, Marple.

0:26:570:27:01

Oh, I'd hate you to think I'm a nutter after last night.

0:27:010:27:04

Madam, you're still under arrest for impersonating a police officer.

0:27:040:27:07

YOU were the impersonator?

0:27:070:27:09

And escaping custody.

0:27:090:27:10

Oh yeah, we did notice that you'd swapped places with your mother.

0:27:100:27:14

That's your mother?

0:27:150:27:17

# Does he love me I wanna know

0:27:190:27:22

# How can I tell... #

0:27:220:27:24

Back to dreaming of my imaginary knight

0:27:240:27:26

and what's Stevie's surprise face going to be?

0:27:260:27:29

Hi, Quirky.

0:27:290:27:30

Popcorn?

0:27:300:27:32

I'm sorry I left last night.

0:27:320:27:34

I'm kind of hoping there's an explanation?

0:27:340:27:36

And I can't judge anyone on their mum.

0:27:360:27:39

Oh, please don't. Turns out my mother wanted to be Cher.

0:27:390:27:42

Such fun!

0:27:440:27:46

I certainly wouldn't want anyone judging me on my dad.

0:27:490:27:51

That was the real you in the club that night, wasn't it?

0:27:510:27:55

I thought so.

0:27:550:27:56

Oh, Gary, you haven't met. This is Mike, my..

0:27:560:27:59

Boyfriend? Oh, I'm an idiot. Too soon.

0:27:590:28:01

I had a hunch and thought, "Go for it." Sorry, back track.

0:28:010:28:04

No, I'm also with hunch.

0:28:040:28:07

This is Mike...

0:28:070:28:09

MY BOYFRIEND!

0:28:090:28:10

Quick, surprise face! Take a photo.

0:28:140:28:16

Pinch me! Finally!

0:28:180:28:20

BOTH: Miracle!

0:28:200:28:22

Wow! So are you happy?

0:28:220:28:25

Yeah.

0:28:250:28:26

# That's where it is

0:28:310:28:32

# Oh-oh, it's in his kiss

0:28:320:28:35

# That's where it is

0:28:350:28:36

# Oh-oh-oh hug him

0:28:520:28:56

# Squeeze him tight

0:28:560:28:58

# Find out what you want to know

0:28:580:29:02

# If it's love, if it really is

0:29:020:29:07

# It's there, in his kiss

0:29:070:29:10

# How 'bout the way he acts?

0:29:100:29:12

# Oh, no, that's not the way... #

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