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This programme contains some strong language and adult humour. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:10 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
-# She's Mrs Brown -Agnes | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
-# That's Mrs Brown -Agnes | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# Oh, Mrs Brown. # | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Sharon has the day off. Just sitting over there. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Says she's bored. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Huh! In my day we didn't know what the word bored meant. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Couldn't afford a dictionary? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Where did you get that? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Sharon got it. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
I'm doing me hall up and I thought I might find nice colours in there. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
The only colour you'll | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
find in there is blue. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
That's all about sex. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
Agnes, do you ever think about sex? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
No, I'm way past that, Winnie. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
My legs have been together now longer than the Rolling Stones. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Yeah, with the big lips. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Agnes, what if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Do you know, Winnie, everybody needs a friend like you. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Ah, Agnes. We'll be friends until we're old and senile. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
That's right, Winnie. Then every day we'll be new friends. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Ah, hello, Mrs McGoogan. Oh, I like the book. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
I believe that's a real, "Get up there, Nelly," book? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
I'd better get over and say, "Get up there, Sharon." | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
See you, Agnes. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
See you, Winnie. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-So what do you want? -Dermot told me to meet him here. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-He said he might have some work for me. -What's in the box? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
It wouldn't be my new kitchen, would it? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
No. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
It's a new phone. Dermot's looking for a smartphone. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Top of the range. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Why have you got the black tape on the sides of it? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Oh, I have to cover up the name. It's BBC rules. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
But it's very obvious from the box that it's an iPhone 4S. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Buster, are you trying to unload stolen goods on my son? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Would I do that? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
-Yes. -Mrs Brown, that's very hurtful. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
I have feelings, I'm not a rock. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
You're not even a feckin' pebble. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Buster, did you ever have a job? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
I mean a real job, a REAL job? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Yeah, I was store security. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
You know, looking out for shoplifters down at McCullagh Pickets. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Who sell grand pianos. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
I know, it was a handy job. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Why did you leave? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Why, son, what did he say to you? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
You're fired. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
I could smell you before I'd seen you. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
That's the first time I've heard that today. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Here, the one you were looking for. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Just put your SIM card in there and it's ready to go. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Brilliant. Thanks, Buster. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Dermot, is that above board? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Mammy, will you stop worrying? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
With that fecker involved, I'd always worry. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
So, Buster, do you fancy doing a bit of work? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah, sure, when? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Now, let's get down to the office, get kitted out. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
If I'm an air freshener, I want to be vanilla. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
Shut up, Buster. See you, Ma. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Good luck. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Hello there. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Well, as you can see, I'm still waiting on my new kitchen. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
I don't know what's wrong with me today? I feel uneasy. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Do you know that feeling you get | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
when you just know something is going to happen? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Rory and Dino have moved in together into a new apartment. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Oh, they seem blissfully happy. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
HE SOBS | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Though I could be fuckin' wrong. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
Rory, what's wrong? Sit down. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
What happened, did you break a nail? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Come on, Rory, don't be getting upset. Tell us what's wrong? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
Is it you and Dino? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
What happened? Did he cut your fuckin' tongue out? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Mammy! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Well, what's the point in educating a child if he speaks to you with... | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Speak! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Mammy, can I stay here for a couple of days? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
My apartment is ruined. I'll have to get new carpets and all. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Why, love, what happened? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Me and Dino had a row. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Oh, for God's sake. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
I walked out and when I came back he was gone | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
and he'd destroyed the apartment. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Destroyed it? | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
He even pulled the radiator off the wall. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
The whole place was flooded. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Mark is over there now trying to fix it. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
But I have to get new carpets. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Well, a row is one thing | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
but there's no need for that kind of violence. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Rory, love, of course you can stay here. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
You go up and have a nice hot bath, love, | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
put some Fairy liquid in it, make it nice and bubbly. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
I'll make you a cup of tea, love. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
-Thanks, Mammy. -All right. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
What the hell is Dino playing at? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I don't know? Poor Rory. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
And when I see him, poor fuckin' Dino! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
OK, Mr Campbell, I'll tell her when she comes in. Bye. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Hi, you two. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Hiya, Cathy. Is your mother home from the market yet? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-Not yet, any minute though. -We'll call back later, so... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
No, Mark, we're waiting. Putting it off won't make it any easier. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
This came in this morning. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
We've been granted our visas for Australia. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Oh, that's fantastic! Congratulations! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Yeah, great. Right, we'll go then. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Cathy, will you tell Mammy, so? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Stop it, Mark, we're waiting. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Hello, you two. What brings you here so early? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Mark, why don't you go in the sitting room with your mother | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-for a private chat? -Come on, Ma. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
It's not my book, I just got a lend of it. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Oh, God, she's been dreading this day. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
I know. Cathy, can you do me a favour? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-If I can. -Do you have a printer at work? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
What is it, Mark? Is it something about Bono? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
No, Ma, Bono's fine. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Thank God, I thought you were going to give me bad news... | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Mammy, I got my visa for Australia. We all did. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Myself, Betty and Bono. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
We can go within the next six weeks. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Wonderful. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Congratulations. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
A new life, a new beginning. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
It's fantastic. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Cathy, did they tell you? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
They got them, the visas for Australia. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
They got them. Congratulations. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Jesus, Ma, I thought you'd be upset. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Well, I'm not going to say I'd be thrilled to see you going | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
but you have to do whatever's right for your family. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
I'm delighted for yous, both of yous. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Especially you, Betty, cos I know it was all your idea. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
We should be going. Thanks for doing that, Cathy. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
No problem, Betty, I'll get it done. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
I suppose you'll want to start packing? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
I've already started. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Of course you have. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Mammy, there was a phone call for you. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
A Mr Campbell, Kirby & Campbell Solicitors. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
-Oh, all right. -Solicitors? What's that about? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Nothing. Nothing important. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
-PHONE RINGS -I'll get that! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Hello? How do you do? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Hello, Mr Campbell. Yes, I... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Just one moment, please. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
TOGETHER: Uh-oh. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
I'll get that. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Cathy, answer that glistening love rod. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Hello? Yes, this is Cathy Brown. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Oh, thanks for calling me back. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
I was looking for some information on a solicitors company, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Kirby & Campbell? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
I was wondering what it is they specialise in? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
DOORBELL | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Door, Mammy. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Well, if it isn't the bally bunion butcher! Come in. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
You have a cheek calling over here. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
Is Rory here? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
He's upstairs but I don't think he wants to speak to you. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
I just want to apologise. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I don't think an apology will cut it this time, Dino. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Oh! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
How could you be so rough? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
My Rory is such a gentle soul. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Oh! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
There's no need for that vandalism. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-Vandalism? -Vandalism! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
-Vandalism? -Vandalism! -I did nothing like that! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Liar! You pulled the radiator off the wall, | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
you flooded the whole feckin' apartment! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-I had to! -You had to? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Aye, he had me handcuffed to it. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
What the hell happened? | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
I think I've killed her. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
-She's fine. -Oh, no! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
What's wrong, Cathy? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
Mammy fainted. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
No, Cathy, no, you look pale. Mammy's fainted before. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
I just found out about the solicitors | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
who have been calling Mammy. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
-What about them? -They specialise in adoptions. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
GROANING | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
Dermot, she's awake. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Are you all right, Mammy? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
Adoptions? These solicitors Kirby & Campbell, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
they arrange adoptions? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
No, they track down adopted children | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
from mothers who put them up for adoption years ago. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
What does that mean? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
That means that one of us could be adopted. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Surely your mother would have told you? Wouldn't she? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
No! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
So which one of yous then? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
I suppose whichever one of us is the most different to the rest? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Hiya. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
What? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Come on, Betty, we'd better get out of here before Mammy comes back. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
She'll know we were talking about her. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Yeah, us too. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Come on, Dermot Brown or | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
whoever you really are. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Maria, that's not even a little bit funny. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
What's going on, Dermot? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
Cathy'll fill you in. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
For God's sake, Cathy, what is it? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
We think one of us is adopted. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
I knew it! I was born into a real rich family. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
And yous bastards kidnapped me! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
-DOORBELL -For God's sake, Rory! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Does everything have to be a drama? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Hello, Cathy. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
EASTENDERS DRUMS | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
So you see, Cathy, I wasn't a married man just using you for a fling. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
I've been divorced a long time ago. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
But why didn't you just say that? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
I wanted to, but neither you nor your mother gave me a chance. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Dermot's phone. I bet that's feckin' stolen. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
Mammy, look who's here. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Detective Mick. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
Lets go in and say hello. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
DOORBELL | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
I'll get it. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Hello, Mrs Brown. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
I hope you have a warrant. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
You can't just walk in here looking for stolen phones. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
No, no, I'm not here on official business. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
-Stolen phones? -What? -You said stolen phones. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-Who did? -You did, just now. You said stolen phones. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
-What? -Mammy, Father Quinn is back. Isn't that fantastic? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Oh, fantastic! Hello, Father Quinn. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Come in! Come in! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Let's go for a drink, Mick. I want to hear the whole story. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
Now, Father, welcome back. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
How did reha...your holiday go? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Sufficient to say that I had a good rest, Mrs Brown. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
-That's fantastic. Do you want me to pour you a drop? -No! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
I mean, no thank you, Mrs Brown. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
It's just great to have him back, Mrs Brown. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
The hospital say it was all caused by... | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
You! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Stress, Father. They said stress. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Ah. Well, the drink couldn't have helped! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I'm attending meetings now | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
and one of the recommendations is that I am to confront my demons. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
So, I'm here. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Well, what can I do for you, Father? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
-Oh, yes. Well... -Allow me, Father. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Mrs Brown, as you may know Father Quinn's annual garden party | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
is coming up shortly. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
Where's me phone? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-Do you want me to ring it? -Yeah, will you? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
The garden party is a major fundraiser for meals on wheels. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
But it will also be my first event since I came back. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
And the Father's counsellor | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
suggested that he invite you along to help. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Sort of a re-baptism of fire so to speak. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
Hot! Hot fire! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
And indeed it is a very important gathering for the entire community. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
It gives friends and neighbours a chance to keep in touch. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Touch! Touch! Oh, touch! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
It was ringing. Maybe you left it in the car. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
No, I walked here! Ring it again. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Look, Father, I know how important Father Quinn's garden party is... | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
I'll get to the point. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
I need volunteers on the day | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
to help me give the parishioners a great day out. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Now, I would never usually ask you... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
Mrs Brown, will you come along and help? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Come along! Come along! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
This was a mistake, give me that bottle. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
No, Father, you mustn't! Just wait, Father. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Mrs Brown, will you be coming? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Yes! Yes! Yes! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:02 | |
Yes! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
You look in good form. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
I am. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
-It's been a strange day. -Oh, me too. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
I had Father Quinn and Father Damien call | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
asking me to volunteer to help at the garden party. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
They can feck off, Agnes! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Eight hours on my feet in the cold. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
They asked me too. I volunteered. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
What? Ah, they must have seen you coming. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
It's only one day. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Somebody has to do it. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
Well, I suppose. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Here, I see Mick the Dick is back on the scene. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
He dropped in out of the blue. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
Cathy said he explained everything and now, oh, he's so sensitive(!) | 0:17:00 | 0:17:05 | |
Aren't they all. Especially around the top. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Emotionally. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
My Redser had only two emotions. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Horny and hungry. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
Every time he got an erection I made him a sandwich. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Here, same again, pet? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Yes, love. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
You know, Rory, I'm so sorry we even had that fight. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
I am too. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
I woke up and you weren't beside me and I didn't like it. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
Well, I'll be there tomorrow, so don't you worry. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
I'd much prefer it if you were legally obliged to be there. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
Dino Doyle, are you proposing to me? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Hiya, Ma. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Hello, son. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Ma, can I ask you something? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
Sure. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Do I look like Daddy? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
Jesus, no, not a bit. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Your father used to take you out for a walk and people used to go | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
"Oh, is he adopted?" | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
-Adopted? -Yes! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
No, love, no, you're the image of my father. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
-Really? -Oh, yes, son. You're the spit of him. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
I knew it the day you were born. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
I held you up, I even put a fag in your mouth to be sure. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
See you later, Ma. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
Cathy, it's not me. I'm not adopted. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Mammy, I have some amazing news for you. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
What, Rory? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
I'm getting married. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
Are you sure? I mean, Rory, have you thought this through? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Yes, Mammy. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
I've never been more sure of anything in my whole life. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Oh, well then I'm delighted for you. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Ah, thanks, Mammy! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
There you go, pet. What's up with Rory? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
He's getting married. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
That's fantastic. Are you delighted? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Kind of. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
I'm dreading what will happen when he tells Dino. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-Crisps! -Ah, shite. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
This is your life. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
What's that? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
It's my photo album, Mammy. I was just looking through it. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
And do you know what I noticed when I was looking at this? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
-There are no baby photos of me. -Really? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-None at all. -None? -Not even one. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Jesus, that's odd. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Now, why would that be? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Maybe you were an ugly baby? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
I'm only joking. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Do you know, I'm a shocking mother, Cathy. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
You were my fourth child in four years. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
I was in labour longer than feckin' Harold Wilson! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
I had a house full of kids, a house full of shitty nappies | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
and an alcoholic husband. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Why wasn't I running around going "Where's my fuckin' camera?" | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Sometimes I don't feel I'm part of this family. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
And sometimes you act like you're not. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
"'What's your name,' he said. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
"'Mmph, mmph, mmph,' she said." | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
They all lived happily ever after. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Hello, Granny. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Hello, Bono. Look at you, big boy, all dressed up for school. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
-Guess what? -What? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I'm not going to Australia. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Oh, Bono, don't start that again. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
You are going. You have to go with your Mammy and your Daddy. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
What would they do in Australia without you? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
They're not going either. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
-They are, son. -No, we're not, Ma. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-What? -Betty got these printed. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
'Mark Brown and Son, Carpenters.' | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
I put them around the houses in the area. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
And more work for Mark than he can handle. We can afford to stay. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
That's fantastic! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
See, I told you, Granny. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
That's great! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Can I go upstairs and play with Grandad's teeth? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Of course you can. Off you go. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Yes! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Here, you, you're going to school. No time for playing. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Go and wait in the car. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Sorry to intrude. Today's the day we start the kitchen. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Buster, Mammy doesn't need you. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
I'll be doing the kitchen. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
But what about compensation? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
What about this? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
-You go away and I wont shove that toolbox up your... -Mark! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
That sounds good to me. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Mark, do you want to buy a toolbox? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Never used. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
-No. -Fair enough. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
Right, we'd better go too, Ma. See you later. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-See you, love. -Bye, Mrs Brown. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Betty. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Thank you. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
They're not going to Australia! They're not going to Australia! | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Hello, Dino. Come in. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
Thank you, Mrs Brown. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
I'm glad you called over, Dino. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I just wanted to say how sorry I am. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Sorry? About what? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
About Rory not being gay anymore. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-He's not gay? -No. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
And I don't know if he's told you but he's getting married. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
I know. To me. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
So what you should do now is you need... | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Rory and I are getting married to each other. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
I don't think you can do that, son. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Oh, we can and we are. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
I need time to think about this. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Rory's not here. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
I know. Actually I came to see you. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Me? Mother of the bri... | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Mother of the groo... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Rory's mother? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
What's on your mind? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
I don't know how to ask this. It's very delicate. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Dino, you're marrying my son. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
He handcuffs you to the radiator. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
You probably lick his 99. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
What the fuck could be delicate? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
I suppose. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
Rory is beginning to doubt his pedigree. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
He has parentage concerns. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Who sired him? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
Does he even belong to this litter? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Dino, either we do this in English or you can fuck off. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Is Rory adopted? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Adopted? Don't be ridiculous. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Oh, thank God. Oh, he'll be so relieved. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
I'm sorry if I upset you by bringing it up. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Do I look upset? Not at all, son. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Actually I think it's quite sweet. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Time comes when we all need somebody to stand up for us. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
I'm glad Rory has you. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
HE MOUTHS: Thank you. | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
-SHE MOUTHS: -OK. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
You're a good boy. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Now, fuck off and be good somewhere else. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Dino? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:13 | |
Why would Rory think he's adopted? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Well, apparently Cathy and Mark overheard you on the phone | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
to some solicitor and they're convinced one of them is adopted. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
Overheard? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Serves them fuckin' right. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Hiya, Mammy! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Hello, love. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Are you all right? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Fine. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
I had a very interesting conversation today | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
with Dino about Rory. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
Really? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
You wont believe it. Rory thought he was adopted. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
Oh, really? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Where would he get an idea like that? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
God only knows. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
Cathy, you're not adopted. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
I'm not? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
No, you feckin' eejit! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Well, who is then? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
None of yous! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
That firm of solicitors handles other stuff as well, you know. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
I didn't want to worry you and Mark. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
The company your father works for, | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
they're trying to cut his widow's pension. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
They said that they're having an economic downturn. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
But your father died 25 years ago. He didn't fuckin' cause it! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
They're representing the union, they wanted papers. That's all. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
-Sorry. -And so you should be. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Rory was terrified. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
And Mark too. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
I must talk to him. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh, you should(!) | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
We wouldn't want one of your sons upset now, would we? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
No, we wouldn't. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
Excuse me, Miss! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Do you believe I think more of my boys than I do of you? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
I know it! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Do you now? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Well, let me tell you something I know, Missy. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Your son is your son till he takes a wife. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Your daughter's your daughter all your life. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Good night, Mammy. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
Good night. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Life is all about relationships. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Mark is not going to Australia, but, if he did, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
would the distance between us make him less my son? No. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
And Cathy has decided to forgive Mick. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Is that the right thing to do? I don't know. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Kieran, come on. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Kieran on the camera. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
But it makes Cathy happy. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Come on, dear. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
And what if one of my children was adopted? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
What if they were all adopted? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
Would that make me less their mother? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
No! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
Life is all about relationships. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Mammy. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Yes, love. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Thanks for telling me I'm not adopted. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
I was really worried. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:12 | |
Worried about what for God's sake? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
Cathy, look at yourself. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Who the fuck would adopt you? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Good night! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
# Say hello to the queen of Dublin town | 0:27:30 | 0:27:35 | |
# As the best mum of all she wears the crown | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
# Mother hen watching all her chicks | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
# Sassy old lady full of tricks | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
# It's a safe bet she'd never let life get her down | 0:27:49 | 0:27:54 | |
-# She's Mrs Brown -Agnes | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
-# That's Mrs Brown -Agnes | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
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