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This programme contains some strong language. | :00:00. | :00:23. | |
Welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Please welcome your hosts for this | :00:24. | :00:37. | |
evening, Rizzle Kicks! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I'm Harley | :00:38. | :00:49. | |
from Rizzle Kicks. On Phil's team tonight... # Running | :00:50. | :01:29. | |
around, robbing banks... Is a singer from the Fun Loving Criminals, a | :01:30. | :01:33. | |
band whose career we've been following since the very | :01:34. | :01:35. | |
beginning... Of this sentence. It's Huey Morgan! | :01:36. | :01:38. | |
And a presenter who came in at number 29 in this year's FHM sexiest | :01:39. | :01:47. | |
woman poll. Personally, I find it ridiculous that in this day and age, | :01:48. | :01:50. | |
women are treated with such objectification and also she's | :01:51. | :01:53. | |
easily in the top ten. It's Laura Whitmore. | :01:54. | :01:55. | |
And a comedian who, according to reviews in Edinburgh this summer, | :01:56. | :02:24. | |
had a tremendously successful fringe. It's a shame he followed it | :02:25. | :02:27. | |
up with that tremendously unsuccessful mullet. It's Paul Foot. | :02:28. | :02:33. | |
So, we begin with Buzzcocks Advisory Explicit Content. We're going to | :02:34. | :02:38. | |
show you a series of pop videos that have been bleeped and blurred by us. | :02:39. | :02:43. | |
All you have to do is decide which of the videos actually needed | :02:44. | :02:45. | |
censoring due to explicit content. Phil, Huey and Laura, take a look at | :02:46. | :02:48. | |
this. # I don't care who's wrong or right | :02:49. | :02:55. | |
# I don't really want to BLEEP no more # True love's talking baby # | :02:56. | :02:59. | |
Let's sleep on it tonight # I don't really want to BLEEP no more # This | :03:00. | :03:02. | |
is time for letting go... # # BLEEP # Take your mama out all | :03:03. | :03:11. | |
night # So # # Bob the builder # Can we BLEEP | :03:12. | :03:38. | |
it? # Bob the builder # Yes, we can # Bob the builder # Can we BLEEP it? | :03:39. | :03:40. | |
# Bob the builder # Yes, we can. That was the Scissor Sisters, Tina | :03:41. | :03:54. | |
Turner, Green Day and Bob The Builder. But who was being explicit | :03:55. | :04:00. | |
in their pop video? The little puppet fellow at the end. Dirty | :04:01. | :04:09. | |
plasticine bastard! I've watched that show. I have a young son. | :04:10. | :04:16. | |
Really? Do you there? He wakes up early and I watch Bob The Builder | :04:17. | :04:20. | |
with him. And they don't curse. I wish it was Tina Turner. She says it | :04:21. | :04:24. | |
with such force, doesn't she? She really does. It would | :04:25. | :04:41. | |
with such force, doesn't she? She implies lesbian sex. Were they two | :04:42. | :04:45. | |
ladies? It was a gentleman and a lady but they are named after a | :04:46. | :04:49. | |
lesbian sex act. You say lesbian sex act. I thought you meant like a | :04:50. | :04:54. | |
famous, like Vaudeville... Like in the 1930s, two lesbians came on and | :04:55. | :04:57. | |
did their lesbian sex act. "Ladies and gentlemen, "you've enjoyed those | :04:58. | :05:00. | |
war songs from Vera Lynn. "Now it's time for the lesbian sex act." | :05:01. | :05:04. | |
They're going to fire each other out of a cannon! If you actually got two | :05:05. | :05:08. | |
cannons and fired lesbians at each other... | :05:09. | :05:15. | |
Is that what they built that thing for in Switzerland? That is why they | :05:16. | :05:28. | |
built that CERN thing. Lesbians, there is not a lot that they can do | :05:29. | :05:32. | |
with each other. That is why they have built that | :05:33. | :05:52. | |
with each other. That is why they doesn't go in a circle, it goes down | :05:53. | :05:54. | |
to Hammersmith. The lesbians are never connecting. The only time | :05:55. | :05:58. | |
there is any chance of them connecting is Edgeware Road. I don't | :05:59. | :06:19. | |
think it was Tina Turner. It wasn't Robert builder. We are going for | :06:20. | :06:28. | |
Green Day. You are correct. Could you tell us why the lead singer was | :06:29. | :06:32. | |
banned from taking a flight out of California? Was it because his | :06:33. | :06:37. | |
trousers were too baggy, his hair was too messy or because his nose | :06:38. | :06:41. | |
was too runny? Have you ever been was too runny? Have you ever been | :06:42. | :07:02. | |
or something? You are wrong. It was actually baggy trousers. He was | :07:03. | :07:07. | |
banned from taking off because his trousers were deemed too baggy. A | :07:08. | :07:15. | |
Green Day is a day when you do nothing apart from sit around | :07:16. | :07:20. | |
smoking marijuana. Fun Loving Criminals are currently in the | :07:21. | :07:25. | |
middle of a green decade. But at this and tell us which of the pop | :07:26. | :07:27. | |
stars needed censoring. # I'm (BLEEP)-ing in Memphis. | :07:28. | :07:48. | |
# (BLEEP)-ing in Memphis... and feeling like i'm (bleep)-ing. | :07:49. | :08:34. | |
Who was genuinely being explicit? I feel I know the answer, but I want | :08:35. | :08:57. | |
to confer with my team. Do you know who they are? Is Olivia Newton-John | :08:58. | :09:00. | |
to do with Elton John? He who they are? Is Olivia Newton-John | :09:01. | :09:23. | |
some snacks and watch Grease. Can we come? No. Discrimination. What? | :09:24. | :09:42. | |
Sorry, no lesbians. What was Katy Perry up to? You met her once. | :09:43. | :09:47. | |
That's an embarrassing story. I did meet her, when she was married to my | :09:48. | :09:52. | |
friend, Russell. I went to a party. I don't know anything about modern | :09:53. | :09:55. | |
music or anything. I didn't think it was rude. Going to somebody's house, | :09:56. | :10:02. | |
somebody is a quantity surveyor. You don't read up about quantity | :10:03. | :10:06. | |
surveying. You say, tell us about the job. I did the same thing with | :10:07. | :10:11. | |
Katy Perry. I said, I understand you are a famous pop star. She didn't | :10:12. | :10:13. | |
like the fact I didn't are a famous pop star. She didn't | :10:14. | :10:32. | |
know. It is when you line up buildings, when you make highway | :10:33. | :10:36. | |
ramp somethings. I thought it was just when you look at something and | :10:37. | :10:40. | |
you have to guess how much it weighs. Like you have to enter a | :10:41. | :10:48. | |
contest to guess how many jellybeans there are? If you guys are going to | :10:49. | :11:01. | |
be in the music business, you need to know how much $10 million ways. | :11:02. | :11:14. | |
They get paid-in jellybeans. I think I know what the answer is, but that | :11:15. | :11:18. | |
doesn't seem like it is the point of the show. | :11:19. | :11:42. | |
doesn't seem like it is the point of bonus point, can you tell us what | :11:43. | :11:45. | |
she recently sang about that got her into trouble? Was it A. Her breasts | :11:46. | :11:53. | |
looked like they were drawn by Disney? B. Her armpits smell like | :11:54. | :11:58. | |
McDonald's. Or C. Her joiner tastes of Pepsi? Is this, like, she sang... | :11:59. | :12:04. | |
One of those options was something she got in trouble for singing. | :12:05. | :12:10. | |
Really? Yes. I like joining us and Pepsi. I do not see a problem there, | :12:11. | :12:15. | |
really. Was it a branding thing? Like Coca-Cola rang up and said, | :12:16. | :12:18. | |
"Hey..." Come on. Maybe it was one of those tests. Is it Pepsi or is it | :12:19. | :12:22. | |
Coke? The secret ingredient in Coca-Cola, they won't tell us about. | :12:23. | :12:26. | |
A little hint of joiner in the Coca-Cola. So, what are we thinking? | :12:27. | :12:29. | |
I know that one of the lyrics is that her joiner tastes like Pepsi. | :12:30. | :12:33. | |
Wow! Why would you say such a thing? I don't know. And how | :12:34. | :12:52. | |
Wow! Why would you say such a thing? you? I do know, and it's C. Yes, you | :12:53. | :12:55. | |
are right. The right answer is C. Lalas new song Cola contains the | :12:56. | :12:58. | |
controversial line, "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola." Hm-mm! At the end | :12:59. | :13:04. | |
of that round, Phil's team have one, Noel's team have two. | :13:05. | :13:11. | |
Now time for the intros round. For this round, each team has a Down | :13:12. | :13:17. | |
With The Trumpets trump card which they can use at any point, and we | :13:18. | :13:21. | |
will help that team out by playing the intro on these, our very own | :13:22. | :13:28. | |
trumpets. Oh! Phil and Huey, here are yours for Laura. I have been | :13:29. | :13:32. | |
watching the show for years and this is my favourite round ever, and I | :13:33. | :13:36. | |
always hate it when people get it wrong because it's really easy, and | :13:37. | :13:38. | |
now I'm shitting myself! With? Pumped Up Kicks. You are | :13:39. | :14:11. | |
correct. And this is how it should have sounded. It's a lot of stress, | :14:12. | :14:17. | |
isn't it? I have to do it in a second, I'm not sure I can. Are you | :14:18. | :14:21. | |
doing it, too? Wait, are they singing it to you? OK. | :14:22. | :14:35. | |
# Daa-daaaa # Ba-da-da-daa-da-dam # Ba-da-da-da-dam. | :14:36. | :14:43. | |
There's that really great Rizzle Kicks song! Down With The Trumpets. | :14:44. | :14:52. | |
Yes! Yes, that is correct, and here's how it should have sounded. | :14:53. | :15:13. | |
Yes! Yes, that is correct, and enjoyed tremendous success as a duo, | :15:14. | :15:15. | |
but next year Jordan is going solo. What? Sorry, you had to find out | :15:16. | :15:24. | |
somehow. We recently had a Twitter spat with Wiley. Basically, Wiley | :15:25. | :15:27. | |
reacted angrily to a harmless joke about his single and it went all a | :15:28. | :15:31. | |
bit out of hand. Anyway, it's probably a good idea while we have | :15:32. | :15:34. | |
this platform, speaking to the entire nation, to take the | :15:35. | :15:36. | |
opportunity to apologise wholeheartedly to Wiley for any | :15:37. | :15:39. | |
offence caused to him, we really didn't mean to upset you. I'm | :15:40. | :15:43. | |
joking, of course, I am joking. But you are insane. Noel and Lissie, | :15:44. | :15:49. | |
here are yours for Paul. There you are. We are allowed to stand up if | :15:50. | :15:54. | |
you want. You are definitely going to get this one. Yes. OK. One, two, | :15:55. | :15:58. | |
three, four. Well, most songs are about sex or | :15:59. | :16:40. | |
love or something, aren't they? That one didn't sound like it. It sounded | :16:41. | :16:43. | |
more like... Let's mend that dovecot. Dovecot? The dovecot. You | :16:44. | :16:49. | |
know, where the doves go. The homes of the doves. Like a cot with a | :16:50. | :16:53. | |
little bed that it lies on. They would have a bed in, obviously. | :16:54. | :16:58. | |
They've got a bed, of course they've got a bed. They've got tea-making | :16:59. | :17:02. | |
facilities. They've even got a Corby trouser press. That's hardly the | :17:03. | :17:11. | |
point, love! The point is the dovecote is where the doves live, | :17:12. | :17:14. | |
it's named after doves. Like Dove Cottage? Dovecottaging is a | :17:15. | :17:15. | |
different thing. Cottage? Dovecottaging is a | :17:16. | :17:38. | |
Goes On. By? The Whisperers. Yes! That is correct. Here's how it | :17:39. | :17:40. | |
should have sounded. Now let's see your next one, please. | :17:41. | :17:52. | |
This one I may or may not remember how it goes. We'll see. Would it | :17:53. | :17:56. | |
help if I did it a bit with you? Yes, it would. I feel awkward just | :17:57. | :18:03. | |
sitting there. Why don't you do it? I'll sit here, I'm jet-lagged. I'll | :18:04. | :18:05. | |
be you. "Oh, yes, I know this one." Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Ba-choo! | :18:06. | :18:15. | |
Ba-choo! HE MUMBLES Cha-cha! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Wa-whoa! | :18:16. | :18:21. | |
Wa-whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woooo! Da-da-da-da-dah! Da-da-da-da-dah! | :18:22. | :18:24. | |
Thank you. Is it Ocean Colour Scene Ohhhh! Oh, | :18:25. | :18:44. | |
Thank you. Is it Ocean Colour Scene by the band 100 Mile High City? | :18:45. | :18:55. | |
That's the correct answer! And here's how it should have sounded. | :18:56. | :19:08. | |
Right, so that was Ocean Colour Scene with 100 Mile High City. Ocean | :19:09. | :19:18. | |
Colour Scene were famous for offering to fight the entire crowd | :19:19. | :19:21. | |
at gigs. They don't do that these days, four against one is hardly | :19:22. | :19:24. | |
fair. Ocean Colour Scene had one massive album then faded into | :19:25. | :19:27. | |
obscurity. I know what you're thinking, that'll happen to us, but | :19:28. | :19:31. | |
I don't think so. Our album wasn't that massive. Round three is the | :19:32. | :19:36. | |
identity parade. Phil's team, how about some | :19:37. | :19:36. | |
identity parade. Phil's team, how feel good) # Just say I really want | :19:37. | :19:58. | |
ya...# That was Kavanagh with I Can Make You Feel Good. Can you? Well, | :19:59. | :20:02. | |
which of our line-up is Kavanagh? Is it number one, Kavanagh. Number two, | :20:03. | :20:06. | |
Kavanagh laugh. Number three, Kav-a-go on that. Number four, | :20:07. | :20:15. | |
Kav-ril Lavigne. Or number five, Kav-ing a gang bang. Phil's team. We | :20:16. | :20:22. | |
have a ludicrous advantage here. I've seen Kavanagh in concert in | :20:23. | :20:26. | |
Dublin, circa 1995. And I think I know the guy who's number three, I | :20:27. | :20:31. | |
think I've seen you out before. Number one haven't got any laces in | :20:32. | :20:34. | |
his shoes. Obviously the wardrobe department just said, "Oh, we've run | :20:35. | :20:37. | |
out of laces. "Just number one, he's not the real one, it doesn't | :20:38. | :20:42. | |
matter." Maybe they just think he's, like, he's a suicide risk. I can | :20:43. | :20:46. | |
understand why, at this point in the locking show, but... | :20:47. | :21:17. | |
understand why, at this point in the find out. Now writing new material, | :21:18. | :21:23. | |
Kavanagh, ladies and gentlemen! Now, Noel, Lissie and Paul, how about a | :21:24. | :21:25. | |
little early 80s mod revival? For the audience only, here are The | :21:26. | :21:40. | |
Lambrettas with Poison Ivy. That was The Lambrettas with Poison Ivy, but | :21:41. | :21:44. | |
which one of our line-up is lead guitarist Doug Sanders. Is it number | :21:45. | :21:46. | |
one, Lambretta. Number two, Lam-chop. Number three, Lam-brini. | :21:47. | :21:53. | |
Number four, Frank Lam-pard. Or number five, Silence of the Lams. | :21:54. | :22:14. | |
Number four, Frank Lam-pard. Or "What's this locking nonsense?" We | :22:15. | :22:23. | |
have got this week, Paul is like our little sniffer dog. Go and have a | :22:24. | :22:28. | |
little sniff, mate. Get amongst them. Four looks all sad. Like he's | :22:29. | :22:37. | |
had a sad life. And then just once at work he just said something, he | :22:38. | :22:41. | |
didn't mean it but he made a racist comment. It was a joke, it was a | :22:42. | :22:48. | |
joke, but it was misinterpreted. And then he had to go to a tribunal and | :22:49. | :22:52. | |
he lost his job. Get amongst number five. Number five, he looks very | :22:53. | :22:58. | |
wise. And also, he looks a little bit like a beautiful bird of prey. | :22:59. | :23:06. | |
See bit like a beautiful bird of prey. | :23:07. | :23:25. | |
angle. Number three looks like a cheeky Cockney. He looks like he's | :23:26. | :23:40. | |
had a couple of gay experiences. A long time ago, long time ago he's | :23:41. | :23:44. | |
had them! So who do you reckon it is? It's number three. It's | :23:45. | :23:47. | |
undeniably number three. So are you guys going to go with number three? | :23:48. | :23:52. | |
Let's find out. Would the real Doug Sanders please step forward? Now | :23:53. | :24:00. | |
working on new material as the frontman of the reformed Lambrettas, | :24:01. | :24:01. | |
Doug Sanders, ladies and gentlemen! And at the end of the round, Noel's | :24:02. | :24:11. | |
team have four. And Phil's team are in the lead with five. | :24:12. | :24:16. | |
team have four. And Phil's team are love but a secondhand emotion?" Yes, | :24:17. | :24:37. | |
What's Love Got To Do With It, Tina Turner. "Stick them up, punk." "It's | :24:38. | :24:43. | |
the fun lovin' criminals." Yeah. "Jungle is massive! Jungle is | :24:44. | :24:52. | |
massive!" I don't know that shit. It was, "Wicked, wicked, jungle is | :24:53. | :24:56. | |
massive." Yeah, whatever. Who cares. "Jeremy Kyle got the nation | :24:57. | :25:01. | |
laughing." This is your song? Yes. No. Maybe. Yeah, it is, so give us | :25:02. | :25:10. | |
the point. "I hurt my lower lumbar, you'll know we'll never get far." | :25:11. | :25:14. | |
"Riding around in a stolen police car." Fun Lovin' criminals. You all | :25:15. | :25:17. | |
right with that? Yeah, I'm totally all right with that. You seem upset | :25:18. | :25:21. | |
about it. I'm not. I just thought you guys would actually doing | :25:22. | :25:24. | |
something different for a change. Not give me my own lyrics over | :25:25. | :25:44. | |
something different for a change. Pick some shit? "Get ready for the | :25:45. | :25:45. | |
next episode." Snoop Dogg... No, what's the next lines. It's next | :25:46. | :25:50. | |
lines. Oh! "Cos we ain't got no love." No. "Oh, Lieutenant, I ain't | :25:51. | :25:58. | |
pussy put my ass up all night." No. "Baby, I can make you feel good." | :25:59. | :26:01. | |
Then someone goes, "I can make you feel good." Someone goes, "I can | :26:02. | :26:05. | |
make you feel good." That is the line afterwards. Backing vocals | :26:06. | :26:09. | |
aren't included. I did not know the rules. OK, well, now you know the | :26:10. | :26:13. | |
rules, can you answer the question? Someone should have told me. "Let me | :26:14. | :26:19. | |
lay this good love on you." Who's that? Are you all right? Why are you | :26:20. | :26:25. | |
so annoyed about the next line game? Let's just go on with this. So angry | :26:26. | :26:29. | |
about it. You know you've just got to sing the next line. We're not | :26:30. | :26:33. | |
trying to piss you off. No, no, you're not upsetting me. It's fine. | :26:34. | :26:35. | |
OK. you're not upsetting me. It's fine. | :26:36. | :26:57. | |
ain't seen me upset. I know. You don't want to see me when I'm angry! | :26:58. | :27:03. | |
I think I need to go to A, to be honest. Yeah, yeah. Right, so, eh... | :27:04. | :27:08. | |
Right, so Noel's team, you need five points to win, but I'd maybe suggest | :27:09. | :27:11. | |
not winning. Otherwise, Huey might get a bit cross. | :27:12. | :27:16. | |
OK. Your time starts now. "Mama do the hum..." The Humpty-hump. Close. | :27:17. | :27:27. |