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Can I run something by you? | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Sure! I LOVE having things run by me. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
I feel like you're being sarcastic right now. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
No, no. I'm not. I genuinely love it. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Run it by me. Go ahead! Go, go, go! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
OK, so I've been a little worried that Ann maybe thinks | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
that our relationship isn't moving forward fast enough. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
And so I'm wondering | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
if maybe I should ask her if she would like to move in with me. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
Good idea? Bad idea? You tell me. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
I would say that some women won't consider moving in with someone | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
unless they think marriage is in the future, which I know, for you is... | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
I intend to marry her. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
For realskies? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
I'm not really quite sure how I feel. Um, I... | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
It's a little weird. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
I mean, I'm happy for them. They're my friends. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
It makes me a little nauseous. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
If I could just sum it up in one word, it would be... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
SHE GASPS AND YELPS QUIETLY | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
Parks and Rec. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Confirming what? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
That's not possible. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Oh, no! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Hey! Good morning. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Why are there six people outside | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
who say they're waiting to meet with me? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
So, you know how you love me because | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
you haven't had a single meeting with anyone | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
since I became your assistant? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
That's because | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
I always schedule it for March 31st. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Why? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Because I didn't think March 31st existed. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Thirty days has September, April, March and November... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
JUNE and November. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Today is March 31st. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
I know. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
So, then, how many meetings do I have today? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
93. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
HE GROANS OK, OK. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Well, you know what to do. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Right. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
To me, this situation is a blood-soaked, nightmarish hellscape. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:15 | |
However, to Leslie Knope... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
- Oh, how fun! - Yay! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Why don't you take as many as you can, and I'll cover the rest. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
I have a better idea. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Why don't I try to rustle up seven more meetings, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
cos I think it would be cooler if there were an even 100... | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Just... Why don't we just stick to these 93 and see how it goes? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
'This is the perfect distraction for me.' | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
OK, so I have everything I need, right? I have a fresh cup of coffee, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
comfy fur-lined boots. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
I'm going to need those boots back by the end of the day. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Yeah, no problem. They're actually a little narrow for me. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Leslie, here's a guy. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
Hi, I'm Leslie Knope, Deputy Director. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Bill Haggerty, Pawnee Historical Society. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
I'm supposed to be meeting with Ron Swanson. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
I understand that. He's tied up right now. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
What a shocker. I've been trying to meet with him for three months, | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
and now he's not available. It's probably too late now, but, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
some rich woman, Jessica Wicks, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
has rented out Turnbill Mansion | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
for a party, and she's making alterations. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Alterations?! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Turnbill Mansion is one of the most beloved historical sites in Pawnee. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
In 1867, the progressive Reverend Turnbill | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
officiated a wedding between a white woman and a Wamapoke Indian chief. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
The secret ceremony was beautiful and romantic. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
But then word got out, and the reception was a bloodbath. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Fortunately, there were two survivors. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Unfortunately, they were both horses. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Hold up. Former beauty queen Jessica Wicks? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
- Yes. - I'm Tom Haverford. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
I'm going to be running point on this, Bill. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
Hey, why didn't you try to stop her? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Her husband is Nick Newport Sr from Sweetums. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Everyone in this town is afraid to say no to him. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
OK, everybody just relax. What alterations is she trying to make? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Drilling holes, painting, removing wainscoting, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
she's tearing down the gazebo... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
What?! She's WHAT?! No, she's not! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
OK. Tom, go get the car. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
- Ow! - Sorry. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Don't throw things at me! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
God, these are tight. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
I'll devise an action plan to help us coordinate better among the departments. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Will you? Great. Thanks for coming in. Yeah. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Who's next? > | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
< Tom, I'll meet you at the car. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Where the hell are you going? We have 91 more meetings! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
I'm sorry, Ron, as much as I would like to go | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
for the All-time City Hall single day meetings record, | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
there is an emergency. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Someone is trying to alter a gazebo. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Hey! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, hey, Ann. Sorry I can't hang out. I kind of have an emergency. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Oh, I'm actually here to see Mark. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Right. Well, thanks for the coffee. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
That's also for Mark. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
I really need it, though. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
But next time more sugar, OK? Thanks, bye. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Do you want me to postpone the rest? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Or I could set myself on fire and create a diversion? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
No. I'm going to do all of these today. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Round up whoever's free. I'm going to need more Ron Swansons. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Look at that. It's gorgeous. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
What kind of monster would want to change this? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
HE YELPS Pre-zit! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Do you have any brown concealer by any chance? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
I need to look good for Jessica. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
You know, they may be rich, but they can't just destroy history. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
- Let's go. - I'm right behind you. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
I just need to spend a minute in my cologne cloud. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
SHE COUGHS What is that?! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Attack by Dennis Feinstein. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
When you want to attack the senses of the lady you want to bed. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
TOM: Door! Door! Door, door! Close it! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
So basically, we're completely swamped. All hands on deck. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
I don't even work in this building. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Ron, do you need help with anything? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
No, we're good. Thanks. In fact, you can head home early. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Right, now the four of us are going to divvy up all these meetings. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Just make them feel like they've been heard. Understood? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Yes, sir. Bert Macklin, FBI, on the case. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
April, you take Leslie's office. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
Andy, you're in the conference room. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Ann, take your meetings in the courtyard. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Just sit there and don't ruin the city. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Dismissed. > | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
What are you doing? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Can I get a badge? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Hey, I brought you a coffee, help you get through the day. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Thanks, dude! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
No problem...lady. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
- I'm going to go. - OK. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
'April is the best...' | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
but she's 20. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
When April was born, I was already in third grade, | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
which means if we were friends back then, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
I'd have been hanging out with a baby. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
I don't know anything about infant care. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
My God, I could have killed her! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Ah, Mr Newport Sr | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
I've just been informed that you plan on altering this mansion. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
And as a member of the Parks Department, | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
as a Pawneean and an American, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
I ask you to refrain from harming this historic structure. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
What? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
I'll take care of this, love nut. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
- Biscuit. - Yeah. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Hi, I'm Jessica Wicks, Miss Pawnee 1994. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
Hello, yes. We've met before. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
We were both judges at the pageant last year. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Leslie Knorp. Of course! How are you? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo! Are you aging in reverse? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
cos you look barely legal. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Tom Haverford. If you're not the most charming man in Indiana! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
And this must be the luckiest man in Indiana. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Sir, it is an honour to meet you. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Come here, you! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Tell me straight, are you a Chinese? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
No! I'm one of the Indian people. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
That floppy old bag of money is going to be dead in, like, a month. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Yeah, Jessica is a gold-digger. But I'm a gold-digger-digger. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
So, how did you and Mr Newport meet? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
I was doing a ribbon-cutting at the hospital, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
and he was there because his blood doesn't work. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
And we started talking, and then I realised who he was. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Oh, my gosh! It was love at first sight! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Oh, that sounds so romantic (!) | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Um, Jessica, I know you've rented out this house for a party. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
But it's on the historical register, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
so we can't allow any changes. I'm so sorry. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
It's a little late for that, sweetheart. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
I told them what I was doing months ago. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Where I come from, there's a saying, "What's done is done." | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
That's a saying everywhere. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
I've never heard it before and I think it's a great saying. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Well, maybe we can just limit the damage. How much have you done? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
You PAINTED this? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Uh-huh. Miami Teal is Nicky's favourite colour. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
We also replaced some of the sconces, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
got rid of the furniture, painted these floors black... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Oh, God. These were the original hardwood floors. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Yeah. They were all scratched up. I did you a favour. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Come on in here. I'll show you guys what we did in the sitting room. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
After you. I'd hate to miss the view! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
You little devil! I should just pay you to follow me around. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
If that's a job offer, I accept. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Why did you have to drill holes in the wall? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
To hang my birthday present to Nicky. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
TOM: My heavens! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Isn't there a way that you could've... | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Oh, my! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
'History is important! You just can't go around' | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
changing everything all the time! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
Or else, next thing you know, | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
they'll be painting the White House... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
not white. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
I'm so angry, I can't think of another colour. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
Green! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
So your department banned me from attending games | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
just because I yell, "You suck!" at the players! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
According to the complaint, you yelled it at five-year-old girls. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
(SCREAMS) Who suck! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Why is that so hard to understand? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
I thought I was having this meeting with Ron Swanson. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
I'm afraid that Ron Swanson's currently dead. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
- Oh. - I'm his daughter, April Swanson. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
And it's his last wish that I have this meeting with you. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
I represent the Ultimate Frisbee league, and... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Pawnee has an Ultimate league? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Yes, and we keep running into conflicts with... | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
You won me over. I will join your team. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
I'm sorry, what we need... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
When does practice start? And do you provide the jerseys? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
What colour are the jerseys, by the way? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
What's our team name? Are we the Lightning? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
Now, I have to tell you, I don't actually work | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
in the Parks Department. I'm a nurse. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Seriously? That's great news. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
I have the weirdest thing on my arm. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Can you see this? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Every time. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh, thank God you haven't torn down the gazebo yet. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Ugh! Don't remind me. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
The demolition people couldn't get here until this afternoon. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
I've had to look at that ugly thing all day long. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Ugly thing?! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Let me tell you a little something about this "ugly thing," ma'am. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
150 years ago, an interracial couple was married here, | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
and then slaughtered by their own families. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
It's one of the most beautiful stories in Pawnee's history. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Why are you trying to destroy it? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
Don't tell me about Pawnee history! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
The Newports made this town. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
And tonight, we're going to celebrate my husband's 85th birthday, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
without this mushy old pile of rot. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Your husband's a mushy old pile of rot! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
You were a stick-in-the-mud when we judged that beauty pageant, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
and you're being a stick-in-the-mud now! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
I am not a stick-in-the-mud! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
I just want to stop a party from happening. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Ron? I have a gazebo update, | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
so ignore all my previous voicemails and e-mails. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Leslie, I haven't relieved myself in five hours, | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
so, if you'll excuse me. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Ron, I'm sorry, but this can't wait. Jessica Wicks refuses to... | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
RON: Leslie, what the (BLEEP)?! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
(MALE VOICE) Hey! Miss Knope? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
(LESLIE) Councilman Howser! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Nice to see you again. Not that I saw anything, other than your face, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
and I would like to talk to you a little bit about this gazebo thing. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
You know, the problem... OK, OK. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Enough of this! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Do whatever you want. Alert the media. Call FEMA, I don't care. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
Do not bother me with this again. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
- Miss Knope. - Councilman Howser. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
I saw your penis. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
There are eight swings at Ramsett Park | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
and every single one of them is broken. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Can you please just fix one of them? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Ron told me I can't say yes to anything. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
But it's such a reasonable request... | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
..I can't just say no. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
Y-Y-Y... | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
So, that's a yes? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Brrr-ee-dee... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Are you saying yes? Just say out loud, yes or no. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
boop! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Yeah, they do look a little bit swollen. Just follow the pen. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:59 | |
Follow the pen to... | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Does that hurt? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
There's no way this ordinance goes through. There's too much red tape. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
- Mmm. This gridlock drives me nuts. - Tell me about it. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Yeah. I think you're going to have to make an end run. You know? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Go right to the Commissioner on this one. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
You know what, I hadn't thought of that. That is a really great idea. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
- Yeah? - I'm going to do that. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
OK. Your last resort is probably going to be City Council. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Good luck there! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Yeah! My thoughts exactly. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
I have no idea what I was saying. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
I ask you. Is this too revealing for a public pool? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Kindly get your groin off my desk. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
So my body makes you uncomfortable too? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Hey, Mark. I'm kind of freaking out | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
about this historical mansion thing. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Can I talk to you for a second? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
I'm actually headed right out the door. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
You're going on a date with Ann? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
Yeah. I was going to surprise her, take her to a nice restaurant. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Don't worry about it. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
- Are you sure now? - Yeah, have a good time. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
- How we doing? - Pretty good. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
I may have promised a new aquatic centre to somebody. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
< Is that a problem? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
I diagnosed two melanomas. They're both benign. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
How many more meetings? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
20. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
April was supposed to be the moat | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
that kept the citizen barbarians away from Swanson Castle. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Instead she blew up the castle and stabbed me in the face. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
I hired you to do ONE thing. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Just one. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
I don't care that you text all day and sleep at your desk. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
In fact, I encourage it. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
But only because you were doing that one thing. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
(YELLS) Keeping this crap off my desk! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Give me five minutes before the next one. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
(WHISPERS) That guy is scary when he's angry. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Yeah! God, I know. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Hey. Sorry, dude. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
I don't need your sympathy. Or yours. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
I wasn't offering my sympathy. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Thank you for meeting me here. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Sure. What's up? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
OK, I need you to get this word for word. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
It's a tape recorder. So it will. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Gazebo? More like Ga-zoinks-bo. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
She may be a former beauty queen, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
but today she's the KING of destroying history! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
OK, could you just maybe talk normally? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
OK, fine. Ga-zoinks-bo. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Jessica Wicks is throwing a birthday party | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
for her husband Nick Newport Sr, | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
at the Turnbill Mansion tonight... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
OK. I'm going to stop you right there. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Nick Newport Sr is the former CEO of Sweetums. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
- So? - Sweetums owns The Pawnee Journal. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Crap on the cob! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
I will take it into consideration. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Thank God! That was it, right? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
- No. There's one more. - Damn it to hell! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
It's with me and it's right now and it's about me quitting. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
I quit. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
I have no other choice, OK? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
This is the only rational way I know to prevent this tragedy. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Oh, my God! Here they come. Tom, throw away the key! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
- Seriously? - Yes! Throw it! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Out of the way! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
Sir, I'm sorry, but you're a little late. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
So, you're going to have to turn this thing around, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
cos you're not getting in here. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
Oh, God! Tom! Stop him! Jump in front of it! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Sacrifice your tiny body! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I really thought that gate would open in the middle. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Well, the gazebo has been destroyed. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
And the thing that bothers me the most... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Cut it out, Tom! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
It never gets old! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
Hey, Ann and Mark are coming. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Guys, not so close. You're going to... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
You're going to... Don't go past the sensor! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Sensor? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
Sorry if I ruined your evening. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
- Leslie, it's totally fine. - I chained myself to a gate. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
- I can see that. - Are you OK? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
Nothing's bruised but my ego. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
And my arm, a little, from the mechanized gate. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Thanks again for letting me take those meetings today. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I've never really had a meeting before. They're awesome. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
You're welcome. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
Hey, have you seen April around? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
She usually comes by at the end of the day. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
You might want to check her house. She quit on me. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
What? Why? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
She screwed up my entire life today. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
That was one mistake. She's perfect for you! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Come on, there's no-one in the world | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
who's going to do a better job for you than April. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Either you hire her back or I quit. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
You don't work for me. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
And I never will, sir. Good day. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
So what'd you guys talk about at dinner? Huh? Was it fun? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Any big decisions arrived at? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
It was fine. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
Do you need a ride home? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
No, Tom's going to take me. You guys go on ahead. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
I'm glad you're OK. Call me tomorrow? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
MARK: Bye, Leslie. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Well, hello there. You must be Ron Swanson. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Well, welcome to Casa Ludgate! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Hello, Mr Ludgate. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
Ach! Call me Larry! < Larry, who is it? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
It's Zuzu's boss. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Oh, Ron! Rita Ludgate. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Oh, you have no idea how nice it is to meet you. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Come in, for gosh sake! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
What can I get you to drink? Ooh! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Could you take your shoes off, please? Thank you so much. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Nothing to drink, thanks. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:03 | |
Oh, OK. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Is April around? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
(SHOUTS) Zuzu, you have a guest! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
I'll fetch her. She's probably on the Internet again! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
- I'll come with you. - OK. OK. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
You make yourself at home, Mr Swanson. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
You must be April's sister. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
I'm Ron. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Nice to meet you. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
No offence, but I think the normal grieving time | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
for gazebo destruction has passed. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Yeah, well, maybe that's not entirely what I'm upset about. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
Mark and Ann are going to get married. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Really? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Why does that bother you? I should be the one that's upset. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
It was supposed to be me and Ann. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
Or me and Jessica. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Or Ann and Jessica with me watching. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Every time a couple gets married, two single people die. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
I'm about to lose two good friends. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Come on! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
They drove over here and cut you down from a gate. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
I really don't think you have to worry about them | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
abandoning you once they get married. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Yeah, yeah, I know that. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
In my brain. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Can we go? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
Yeah. Let's go. I just need to... | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
- Come on. No! - ...do one more thing. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
No, no, no! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
# Loving smiles and smiling tears | 0:18:21 | 0:18:28 | |
# The midnight of my heart is you... # | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
OK, I'm sorry, everyone. Excuse me! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
Excuse me, but I need to say something. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Is that Gate Lady? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
I know you're probably thinking, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
"There's that crazy gate lady from outside back again." | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
And to some extent, you're right. I am the gate lady. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
But the only thing I'm crazy about is leaving the past behind. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
So, I would like to apologise and raise a glass | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
to change and forgiveness and the future and Ann and Mark, | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
and happiness and Nick Newport Sr. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
May all your future gazebos live long and prosper. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Please leave! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Is it weird if I ask to take a piece of cake with me? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
- I won't. - Go! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
Why are you here? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Come back to work. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
Nah. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Come back. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
I want you to come back. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Well, I don't want to come back. The end. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
I was talking to Andy about you, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
and he made me realise that I need you back at work. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
What did he say? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
Don't recall. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
Fine, I'll come back. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Good. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
OK, I'm leaving. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
Bye, Zuzu. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Bye, Duke Silver. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
My mom has all your albums. I recognised you the day we met. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
Have you told anyone? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
No. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
Good girl. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Oh, excuse me. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
I had a meeting with Ron Swanson yesterday, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
but had a little car trouble. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
Sorry, he's busy right now. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Well, can I reschedule? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Sure. Hmm. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
How about...June 50th? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Sorry? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He's available then. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
What is going on? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Looks like the only other day he has open is Marchtember One-Teenth. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Does that work, sir? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
SHE HANGS UP | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 |