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OK, everybody. The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
And I am so proud of all of you. You've worked so hard. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
You're amazing. So I have a surprise. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
And it is possibly | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
the best thing to potentially ever happen | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
to anyone anywhere | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
in the history of the Universe. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, the world famous Li'l Sebastian. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-What? -Yes! -No way! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Little Sebastian? Oh, my God! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
I never thought I'd get to meet him. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-It's really him! -Well done, Leslie. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Well done! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
Little Sebastian made his debut | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
at the last Harvest Festival in 1987. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
And he was an instant phenomenon. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
For the next few years, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Sebastian was the number one boy's name in Pawnee. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
And the number three girl's name. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
So what am I missing? What's the deal with the pony? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
He's not a pony, man. He's a mini horse. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-There's a big difference. -Well, then why is he so famous? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Does he do something? What does he do? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
We all need to be very careful, OK? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Remember, this little guy is 25 now. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
And he has cataracts in both eyes and he has severe arthritis. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-Jerry is going to look after him. -Yes, I am. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
We are both on the same diabetes medication. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Are you my Glucotrol buddy? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Are you? Huh? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Isn't it amazing? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Yeah, I just gotta be honest. I don't know what the big deal is. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Get out. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
OK, couldn't you put Sue's salads here? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
On deep-fried Boulevard? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
It's just... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
There's so many junk food places and only one salad stand. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Well, there's a lot of people that don't consider salad a food. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
The Harvest Festival is the biggest thing | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
I've ever done in my career. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
And if it fails, the Parks Department will be eliminated. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
That's why we're going big. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Seven days, over 30 different locations. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
50,000-plus visitors, and four hospitality kiosks. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
God, I gotta stop ending on that boring thing. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Clowns! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Man, you are just knocking these off. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi, or something. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
"Star Wars is not that nerdy." | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-It's not, everyone's seen it. -"Everyone's seen it." | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
This guy's here. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
-Hey, Ken. -Hi, Leslie. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
This is Ben and Tom. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
-That's a dope bolo. -This is Ken Hotate. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
He is the tribal leader of the Wamapoke. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Ah! Wahallo. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Have a seat. Ken, I know why you're here. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
And just let me say that we really tried. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
I'm sorry, Leslie, but this is a big one. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
I'm under a lot of pressure. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
I'm going to need to formally ask you to move the carnival. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
I'm sorry? What's going on. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
The carnival is on the site of the battle of Indian Hill, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
which was an epic seven day battle that the Wamapoke lost. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Due to the fact that they didn't have any weapons. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
During the battle, 93-year-old Chief Wakote | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
was shot 102 times by the calvary. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
Did he die? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
(Yes.) | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
And this moment will be commemorated for the next seven days | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
with shooting galleries and fried dough stands. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Ken, I understand, but it's the only place in town | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
big enough to house the carnival rides. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
Plus, you know with Pawnee's history | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
it's very difficult to not be offensive. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
This is a map of all the atrocities the Pawnee settlers | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
inflicted upon the Wamapoke Indians. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
The atrocities are in blue. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
We put up a memorial plaque, | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
and we have a Wamapoke exhibit in the history tent. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
I completely understand you. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
But this is sacred burial ground. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
And I just hope that the souls of my ancestors | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
don't put a curse on this festival. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
There are two things I know about white people. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
They love Matchbox 20, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
and they are terrified of curses. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
-Hey. -Hey. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Um, so somebody, I don't want to say who, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
it was totally me, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
got Sweetums to donate another 15 cotton candy machines. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-Ah, take that, curse. -Take that, curse. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
THEY MAKE SHOOTING SOUNDS | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-Ouch, ouch, ouch! -Right in the chest, ooh! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
-Ow, ow, ow! -Bazooka! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Ugh! Get a room. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-All right. -OK. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Um, so guys, focus up. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Joan Callamezzo is coming by with a camera crew, | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
for an exclusive last-minute walk through | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
of the Harvest Festival before we open tomorrow. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
So everything needs to be perfect. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Joan is always looking for a scandal. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
She's like an eagle-eyed tiger. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Eagle-eyed tiger! New band name, I call it! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
So everybody gather around. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
-Let's grab hands. -I don't hold hands. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
OK, you're all amazing, wonderful people. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
And I really want you to have fun today. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
And not focus on the fact that if one thing goes wrong, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
-we're all going to lose our jobs. -That's not inspiring. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
OK, let's go get 'em, everybody! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
Yes! APPLAUSE | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Hey, whatever happened to you and the bionic man? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
Chris? He broke up with me. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
But he did it so nicely that I didn't even realise he did it. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
I've done that to multiple men. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
How you doing? You doing OK? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Thank you so much for asking, it's been tough, yeah. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
and they asked me to leave. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
I've been looking at some dog adoption websites. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Bought 700 worth of candles from Anthropologie. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I did this to my hair. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
You know, your basic bottoming out kind of stuff. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Yeah. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Normally, people tell you to talk about your problems, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I'm going to recommend you bottle that noise up. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
That's what my mailman said. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Muah-muah-murder. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Murdering the most melons. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Shaquille showered shame on Shakira's sheets. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
-Hello, Joan. -Hello, Leslie. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
Looks like a very impressive festival. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
But we'll see. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
We'll see. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
-You remember Ben? -Hi. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
It's nice to see you again. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-Let's get started. -OK. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Now the festival is spread throughout the town | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
but the centrepiece is the carnival. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
And over here is Indiana's largest corn maze. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Ah! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Is that Pawnee corn or Eagleton corn? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Pawnee corn, and it's organic. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Over here we have our beautiful Ferris wheel. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Ah, beautiful. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
But deadly. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
When was the last time this giant wheel of death was inspected? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Actually, twice in the last week. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
And everything is 100% up to code. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
How many of these carnies are illegals? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
None, they're all US citizens. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Over in this booth, Indiana basketball legend Larry Bird's | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
84-year-old aunt Tilda will be signing autographs | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
for two hours on Thursday. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-You got Tilda? -Yeah. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Oh. -We got Tilda. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
But the real coup is over there. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Li'l Sebastian. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-Are you -BLEEP -kidding me? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-You got Li'l Sebastian? -See for yourself! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh, wow. He is so adorable. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Thank you, Joan. Li'l Sebastian isn't bad either. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
-Tom! -How are you? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-Good. -Good to see you. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Hold on a second! Did you get your breasts done? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
-You look amazing. -Yes, thanks for noticing. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Joan, listen to me. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
This Harvest Festival, it's going to knock your socks off. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
And when it does, I'm going to be there | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
to give you a foot massage... To completion. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Good lord. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
God, I swear, it's almost like they don't want you to win. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Well, you'd better practise. You gotta win me a Teddy bear. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
I'm going to win you a million Teddy bears. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Well, I want a billion Teddy bears. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Well, that's a little unrealistic. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
This is a hard game. Two million. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Deal. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
All right. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Hey, I love you. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Dude, shut up! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
That is awesome sauce! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
You're such a good boy. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Jerry, stop bothering Li'l Sebastian. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Leslie said I should watch him for a little bit. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Perfect, I've gotta go get him a tail scrunchie. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Most people look at Li'l Sebastian | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
and they see a famous mini horse. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
I see an advertising opportunity for my club. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
The Snakehole Lounge! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
Wow, that is a shockingly huge mini horse erection. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
What about your friend Ben, here? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
We all know his story, one of failure. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Remind us of that failure. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Well, uh, you know, when I was an 18-year-old mayor, | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
I tried to build a winter sports complex | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
called Ice Town and it bankrupted the city. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Yikes. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
I was also short-stop on my JV baseball team. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
No-one ever brings that up. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
And now you're involved with this. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Do I smell another disaster, hopefully? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Look, Joan, this festival, | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
thanks to the tireless efforts of Leslie Knope, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
is going to bring people nothing but happiness. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Not even I could screw that up. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
I'm a reporter, not your therapist. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
So any time someone takes a picture of him, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
the Snakehole's logo is in it. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Am I a genius or what? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Hey, Tom. Where's Li'l Sebastian? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Uh, somebody left the gate open and he got out, Jerry! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Unbelievable. Another in a long string of miserable failures. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
You lost Li'l Sebastian! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
-I wasn't even here! -Exactly. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
You look for him, I'm going to go tell everyone what you did. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
Harvest starts at 9am tomorrow morning, | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
and as far as this reporter is concerned, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
it's well worth your time. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
Come on down, everyone. It's going to be sweet. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
It pains me to say this, but great job here. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Thank you. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
-That went well. -Yeah, it did. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-Take that, curse! -Take that, curse! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Sorry, what is this about a curse? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-Hmm? -Curse? What? -What, nothing. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-No, no. -Leslie! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
It's Li'l Sebastian. He's gone. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Jerry let him escape and we don't know where he is. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Keep those cameras up. We've got a new intro to do. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Gotcha. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Let's go ahead, let's get some shots | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
of chipped paint and crying babies. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
How about some of those spooky traffic lights. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
OK, you know the drill. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
-OK, this is bad, right? -This is way worse than that. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod, | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
and then you add the Wamapoke controversy. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Double lightning rod. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
-Plus we lost that little pony. -It's a mini horse! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
God, now all the vendors are going to bail. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
-And the ticket sales are going to go down. -Wait, I'm sorry. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-But do people in this town really believe in curses? -Oh, no. No. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
We all just behave rationally and believe | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
we are all in charge of our own destinies. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Come on. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
-What the heck are we going to do? -How did this happen? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Maybe Li'l Sebastian got upset | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
because he tried to share his true feelings with someone | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-and they didn't reciprocate. -That's not bad. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Or maybe a balloon popped somewhere, | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
and it scared him. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Sent him running off. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
OK. Tom, Jerry, check the field behind the parking lot. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Andy, April, check the corn maze. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Good idea. Horses love mazes, come on! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Hey, Leslie? This big, beefy dude just came in to the first aid tent | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
because he was dehydrated. And then a reporter came in | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
and asked if it was because of the curse. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
No comment. Did you say, "no comment?" | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-You gotta say, "no comment." -I did. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Ah, good. Anne, you're so beautiful. Beautiful Anne. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
All right, well, um, just treat him and release him | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
and then don't say anything to anyone about anything for the rest of the month. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
-OK. -OK, run, Anne, run! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
-OK. -Leslie? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
-Yeah? -You gotta see this. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
The fact is, this carnival is | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
being held on top of an ancient Wamapoke burial site. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Much like the house in the movie, Poltergeist. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Exactly. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
I spoke to Leslie Knope, of the Parks Department, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
about moving the carnival. And she refused. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
We do have exclusive animation of that event. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Let's take a look. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Oh, I love these things. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Sorry. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
SPEAKING VIRTUAL LANGUAGE | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
CHANTING | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
MOANING | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
Whoa. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Ah-ah-ah! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Is that what happened? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-Perd... -None of that happened. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
That is exactly what happened. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
All right, all right. What we do is we move the shooting gallery. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
That seems to be their biggest problem. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
Maybe that will make them happy. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Check back in with news Channel 4. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
Number one in curse coverage. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
You know how Indians call corn maize? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
This is why. I never knew that. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Oh, my God. I'm going to go look by myself. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Hey, are you all right? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
You seem super not happy. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
I'm fine. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Oh, I forgot to tell you. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
I might be going to Venezuela tomorrow. Forever. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
You're not fine. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Ludgate, something is upsetting you. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Why don't you just go ahead and tell me what it is. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
I'm not mad at Andy. Andy's great. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
I awesome sauce Andy. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
April! Where are you? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Look left. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
Look right. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
I don't know what's sicker, me or your body. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
You aren't sick. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Maybe you should check out my abs. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
-Are you experiencing abdominal pain? -Every day at the gym. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
-Ew. -Feel. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Oh. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
What are you doing tonight? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
I think I'm going to have to pass. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Your loss. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
-Are you going to hit that? -Him? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
He isn't exactly boyfriend material. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Who said anything about a boyfriend? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Use him, abuse him, lose him. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Hey, hey, hey. Did you find him? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Yeah, Jerry. He's right here in my pocket. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Damn it. Ground mission failed. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
We need a bird's eye view. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
You want me to climb on top of the Ferris wheel? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
We're extremely confident that there's no curse | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
and everyone's going to have a great time tomorrow. OK? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Wow, first Ice Town. Now this. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Bad luck really follows you around, huh? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
OK, I'd like to start by addressing | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
some of the false rumours about the festival. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
First of all, we have plenty of food. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
There's no food shortage. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
There are not, as one reporter suggested, | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
dozens of escaped convicts meandering around the carnival. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
And at no time was any Parks Department worker, quote, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
"feasting on petting zoo animals." | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
You were in charge of watching a tiny horse, and you failed. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Look, I'm only going to say this once. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
What if Li'l Sebastian is on this Ferris wheel? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
How about you only say that never. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Leslie, how big of a disaster will this be, | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
on a scale of 9 to 10? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
It will not be a disaster. It will be a success. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
And I want to let everyone know that, | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
in an attempt to be sensitive to our Wamapoke friends, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
we have moved the shooting gallery, per their request. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
So, yes, Perd? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Yeah, the statement that this reporter has is a question. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Will that be enough to lift the curse? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Perd, you know as well as I do that there no such... | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Crap on a spatula. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
It's the curse. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
That's exactly what it is. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
-You know what? It is the curse. -Wait, everyone, relax, please. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
We'll get this up and running in no time. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
-Oh. -Whoa! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
-Jerry, what the hell? -I didn't do this. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Jerry's fault. Jerry's fault. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
ALL: Jerry's fault! Jerry's fault! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
God. I cannot catch a break. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Yeah, well, I'll help you out. I'm going to go. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-What? -I think I'm jinxed or something. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
Look, you were totally fine until I got involved. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
So I feel like I should probably just go, OK? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
I'm really sorry. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
I'm the curse, I think. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
So I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get out of here. All right? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
If they're missing this long, they're usually dead. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Well, if that's true, then you're going to have to answer | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
to the whole town. And God. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
OK, you were the one who let him out, Tom. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
OK? Now stop trying to blame me. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Jerry, can you please be quiet? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
I can't hear myself not talking to Andy. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Ron, will you please tell me why April is mad at me? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Ron, can you please tell Andy... | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
All of you, be quiet! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Andy, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce" | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
instead of, "I love you, too." | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
April, he loves you. Stop being a child. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Tom, you're clearly at fault here. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Blaming Jerry won't save you. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
instead of watching Li'l Sebastian. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
So everyone apologise to everyone else! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
-I'm sorry, Tom. -I'm sorry, Jerry. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
I do love you. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
You do? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
That's what makes the sauce so awesome. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Aw, Jerry just farted! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
I'm very upset, I get nervous. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Hey, Leslie. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Generator's shot. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
No! I got the TMK-2500 | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
specifically for the extra capacity. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Wow, you know your stuff. You single? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Not now, Ed. How could that happen? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
All those TV crews plugged in and overloaded it. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
OK, how and where can I get a new one? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
In, like, I don't know, now? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
There's only one place in town that has a generator that size. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
You've gotta be kidding me. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
So...you need to borrow a generator. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Ken, I'm coming to you on my knees. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Begging for help. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
Much like the early settlers of Pawnee begged the Wamapoke 200 years ago. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
-Ah, but that was... -A trick. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
And over 50 Wamapoke were slaughtered. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
I know. But this is not a trick. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
I am prepared to put the Wamapoke history exhibit | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
inside the carnival grounds. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
Right past the entrance turnstile. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
So that you have to look at it before you start having fun. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Hm, now that's interesting. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
It's been really awesome looking at you. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Most carnival nurses are total grenades. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
OK, you're all set. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
You are free to go. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Or you could stay here and make out with me | 0:16:47 | 0:16:52 | |
until the lights come back on. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
Oh, hell yeah. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Beat it, Donna. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Aye, aye, captain. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
I'm just trying to do something good for this town. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
And I'm trying to save my friends' jobs. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Can you help me out here? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
A Native American tribe making a deal with the government. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Heh! What could go wrong? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
-You can have the generator, Leslie. -Thank you, Ken. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
And I'll issue a statement | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
saying that the curse has been lifted. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
Actually, I have another idea. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
SINGING IN WAMAPOKE | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
With that sacred ceremony, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
the Wamapoke curse has been lifted. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Wow, thank you. Intense stuff from Ken Hotate. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
And in other good news, he gave us a scare, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
but he's back now. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
The one, the only, Li'l Sebastian! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
We spotted him from the top of the Ferris wheel | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
at the centre of the corn maze. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
After the power came back on, we went and got him. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
It took us four hours to solve that maze. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
It took the horse 15 minutes. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Jerry's still out there. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
LAUGHING | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
I suppose I oughta go look for him. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Right after I get a bratwurst. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
MUSIC: "American Girl" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Welcome. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
Come on in, have fun. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Enjoy yourself, ladies. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
-Hey. -Hey, look who's back. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
I'm sorry I left. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
I honestly felt like I was cursed or something. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Ice Town, and now this. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Ice Town was a disaster. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
And it seems like it was probably your fault. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
From what I can tell, you mismanaged the hell out of it. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Wow, why even say that already? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
But the point is, this project, | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
this is as much yours as it is mine. It's ours. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
And...it's going to be really great. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
And I'm glad you're here. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Well, thank you. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
-Is this the guy? -Yes, this is him. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
Special Wamapoke ceremony. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
The curse has been lifted. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
-Oh, wow. -Thanks. -Yeah. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Oh, gosh. You're filthy. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Go clean yourself up. Try to look professional. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Hello. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Enjoy yourself. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Hi. I like your necklace. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Hi. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Oh, my God. He is just the best ever. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
You're the best ever. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
But he's a close second, aren't you, Li'l Sebastian? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
He really is amazing. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
You finally get it now, right? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Hello, he's fantastic. I totally get it now. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
I don't get it. At all. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
It's kind of a small horse. I mean, what am I missing? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
-Am I crazy? -CROWD CHEERING | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Hey, Ben, you just missed it. He whinnied. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Oh, yeah, no. I totally heard that. It was great. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 |