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Gee whiz, the Harvest Festival was a real triumph. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
We had over 80,000 people in attendance. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
Which surpassed our wildest expectations. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
I would like to specifically single out Leslie Knope. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
I speak for the Mayor, City Council, and all of Pawnee when I say | 0:00:13 | 0:00:18 | |
we can't wait to see what the heck you're going to do next. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Ugh. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Step on up here, Les. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Thank you. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
-HE GRUNTS -Paul, are you OK? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
-HE EXHALES -Oh! Oh! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
-Oh, my God. -Holy... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
-Oh, my God. -Call 911. -HE GROANS | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
That was... the second most awkward way | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
a man has ever grabbed my breast. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
All right, guys, everybody listen up. Just a few notes | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
about our camping retreat tomorrow. We're all going to meet here | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
and leave as a group at 6:45am, promptly. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-Why are we doing this? -Harvest Fest is over. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
We do not want to have a sophomore slump. This camping trip | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
is our chance to think of some really big ideas. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Why don't you just tell us what our next project is, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
and I'll go camping by myself? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
Look, I have ideas, Ron, OK? I have, like, a hundred new ideas. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
But the point is, the pressure is on. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
We only have one chance to make a second impression. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
What portion of this camping trip will take place outside? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-All of it. -Pass. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
Can't pass, it's a mandatory work retreat. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
I have a question. What if we're scaling a cliff | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
and I start to fall? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
-Can I grab onto your boob for support? -No, Tom, don't! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-Her boob kills! -My boob does not kill. Paul did not die. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
He had a heart attack which required an octuple bypass. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Besides, the Pawnee Sun said that my chest saved his life. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:56 | |
How's the best municipal department in Pawnee? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
That's you guys? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
Paul is going to be recuperating for a while. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
So the Mayor asked me to step in as city manager. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
And I, of course, accepted immediately | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
because Pawnee is literally the greatest town in the country. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Of course, I am going to miss Indianapolis, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
which is the most wonderful city in America. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
I'm so excited to be working with you all again. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
And, Leslie, I cannot wait to hear your new big idea. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
I want to hit the ground running, and your new mystery project | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
is going to be the hydration pack that gets me to the finish line. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
You're all my little hydration packs. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
I'm sure I am not. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Ron! You are too. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Hydration pack! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Hey, you gotta hear this hilarious story that he's telling me. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-Tell her what happened. -My identity was stolen. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
His identity was stolen! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-Tell her about the accounts. -They were frozen. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
HE LAUGHS Frozen. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Bye, Kyle. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Where you going? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Oh, my God! How's the coolest chick ever? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-Not good. -What do you mean? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Leslie's making us go on a camping retreat. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
That's awesome! Camping's the best. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Camping sucks. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
It's super-boring. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
I love camping. I betcha I could get you to love it too. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Why don't I meet you out there? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
If you hate it, we'll leave and go make out. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
But if you love it, we'll stay and make out. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Either way, a ton of making out. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
You in? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
-Anne Perkins! -Chris. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-Hey. I heard you were back. -Yeah. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
I didn't do this because of you. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Uh, well, it looks great. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah, you look great. Am I right? It's... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
So good running into you. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
You know, we should get together soon. I'd love to catch up. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Me too! Ketchup and mustard. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Ketchup and mustard, I just was... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Oh! That is so delightful. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
I RELISH your wit. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Well, I salsa...your face. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
I should hate him. He broke up with me. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Well, there was an ex that I still liked after he broke up with me, | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
but it was really hard to stay mad at him. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
He was an amazing dentist. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
You know, when he saw me, I swear his face lit up. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-Ann... -What do you think "we should get together soon" means? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
No, do not read into this. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Remember, this is the guy that was so upbeat and positive, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
when he broke up with you, you didn't even know it happened. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Come camping with us. It'll be really fun. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
You'll be away from Chris. You can brainstorm. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
I'll give you first dibs on s'mores. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
OK. It sounds fun. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
Here is our official retreat schedule. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
It divides our time evenly between work and play. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Come on, everybody, let's hustle. Let's get to the brainstorming. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Great attitude, Ron! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
I just want to get the work over as soon as possible | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
so I can do some fishing. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Fishing relaxes me. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
All right, I...call this wonderful spot. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:57 | |
You didn't bring a tent? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
I don't really go camping, ever, Jerry, | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
so I'm not going to spend 150 on a tent. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Just going to sleep on the floor. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
It's called the ground when it's outside. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Whatever. Why? Do you guys do this a lot? Camping? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
I've never been before, but I think I'm going to love it. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Why am I going to love it? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
SkyMall! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Come check out my tent. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
I ordered a bunch of crap off SkyMall. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I got my TV, my Xbox, DVD. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Awesome bed right there. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
DJ Rumba's in the mix. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Ah, it's like I'm not even camping. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
This is actually a dog couch, but it's super comfortable. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
POP MUSIC PLAYING | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
It's really important to me that April loves camping, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
so I went ahead and set up the ultimate | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
campsite love nest. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Complete with beautiful starlight. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
We got champagne. Also, rose petals. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
As you can see, they smell terrific. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
We need big ideas, and we need 'em now. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Who wants to go first? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
I propose that we take all the money we made | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
from the Harvest Festival and return it to the citizens. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
So how much would that be per person? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
About 83 cents. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Per household. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Before postage. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
SHE SIGHS Are we done? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and Drake all have in common? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Oh, I know this one. They are all rap-pists. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Oh, my God, they're RAPPERS, Jerry! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
What they have in common is none of them have ever performed in Pawnee. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Why? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Because we don't have an adequate concert venue. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
Until now. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
The Pawnee Amphitheatre! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
How much would that cost? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Not that much. 200, 300 million. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-Right. -Great. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Luxury Dog Park. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Do you want to tell us any more? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Poodles only. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-No pooping. -PHONE RINGS | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Hey. Where are you? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I'm here. Where are you? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
We're inside the main entrance. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Near the sign that says Pawnee campground. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Oh... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
I'm in a totally different place. That's why we can't see each other. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
My God, Andy. I don't even want to be here. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Sweetheart, just hold tight. And, uh, I'll be there. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Well, April is right here. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
And I... am down here somewhere. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
How 'bout we just invest the money? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Make 4% a year. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
You know, set up a nice little nest egg for the city. What do you think? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Great idea. Thanks, White Urkel. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
All right, maybe it's not the sexiest idea, Todd, but it's smart. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
What are you even still doing here? Harvest Festival is over. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Shouldn't you be back in Indianapolis? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Ben helped us launch the Harvest Festival, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
and he knows how Chris' mind works, | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-and he's a valuable asset to the team. -Thank you. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
April has not presented her idea... April. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
-I didn't come up with anything. -Why? -Because! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
I know that whatever we come up with isn't going to be | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
good enough anyway. We're just going to go with your idea. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
She's got a point. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
Leslie, just tell us what your idea is, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
so I can go back to the Thunderdome. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
That's what I'm calling my tent. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
I am really disappointed in all of you. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
You know, the whole town is looking at us right now, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
and you're letting them down. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Take an hour, go clear your heads, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
and see if you can come up with a real idea that we can use. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
And also see if you're interested in contributing to this department. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
And after that, I will tell you my idea. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Wow, you really let 'em have it. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Well, I had no choice. I didn't want to tell them my idea. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
-Why not? -Because I don't have one. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
I don't have an idea, Ann. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
I'm so screwed, Ann. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
The meeting is tomorrow and I don't have anything. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Why not just build the park on the lot behind my house? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Chris wants the new project to generate revenue. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
What about those binders in your office? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
They're filled with small ideas! We need a big, juicy idea. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I'm so desperate, I even brought in my "Dream Journal", | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
hoping it would inspire me. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
"I married Alf, and we're pretty happy." | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
-Sounds nice. -It was. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
OK, listen to me. You are smart and creative | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
and talented, and you're going to be fine. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
You're probably right. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
I just need an hour, and... and it'll come to me. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Hello? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
Andy, you have to save me. I'm camping with people I work with. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Hello, April? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
Hello? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
Walk around in circles, like I am, help triangulate the phone call. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:07 | |
Hello? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Hang on, I'm going to try to get to higher ground. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Agh! Ow, I found some thorns. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
I mean, yes, my daughter might think | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
she is old enough to be sexually active with her boyfriend. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
But I'm sorry, 16. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
That... That just seems too young to be on birth control. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
What's say we just stand here in silence? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
And think of ideas... | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
for projects. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
You know what I should do? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
I should lead a teen abstinence workshop. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
That might be incredibly effective. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
ELECTRONIC VIBRATING | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Hey, Tom. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
One second, I'm just in the middle of a head massage. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
That's a good stopping point. What's up? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Uh... You want to bounce some ideas off each other? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Here's a better idea. How 'bout I bounce my way over to my dog couch | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
and watch a little season six of Top Chef? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
-All right. -I know Leslie seems upset. But the truth is, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
she's better than us at this stuff by a thousand miles. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-So there's really no point. Care for some fondue? -Yeah. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
Hey, how do you afford all this stuff? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
I just return it the next day and claim it was defective. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
The key is crying a lot. No-one likes to hear a grown man cry. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
And then my hand accidentally went in the panini press! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
HE SOBS | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-Hey, you want to go for a walk? -Yeah. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Wow, the sky is really beautiful. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
It's pollution from the sweetums factory. It's gorgeous. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
But is it worth the asthma? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
No. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Ben, this new project idea, it's not really a big deal. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
I'm probably making too much out of it. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
No, no. It's really big. I mean, you've got everyone's attention | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
with the Harvest Festival, and now you're going to seal the deal. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
It's the chance you've been waiting for. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Well, what if the festival was, like, a high point for me, | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
and I never do anything better than that? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Then you wouldn't be Leslie Knope. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
So I have to keep thinking about good ideas all the time, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-or I'm no longer myself? -No, no, no. Not at all. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
I... I've just honestly never met someone who works as hard as you do. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
I mean, you're like the Energizer Bunny of city government. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
And when she looked in the back of her car, | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
she saw that, even though it was her own private property, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
she would be forced to take it in... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
for a state inspection! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-OK, guys, listen up. -BUSHES RUSTLING | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-What was that? -That was me talking. -No, I heard it too. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-Andy? -If that's a coyote, | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
someone needs to pick me up off the ground, now. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
-Oh, my God! -Oh! -THEY SHOUT | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
-Hey, guys! -What are you doing here? -I was just out for my night-time run, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
and I thought, "why not go visit the Parks Department?" | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-How's everything going here? -Super great. Really well. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
We have a great idea. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Ooh, tell me now! While I sit on this boulder. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
I'm much more receptive to new ideas when my heart rate is still elevated. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Chris, do you want to maybe just talk for a minute | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
and let them work? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Oh! Oh, sure. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
BRUSH CRUNCHING | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
What was that? What was that? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
Leslie, just tell us your idea. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
NCIS: Los Angeles, season one, isn't going to watch itself. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Here it is. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
What do you think? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I don't have an idea. I'm sorry. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
I thought if we all worked really hard, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
I could come up with something. But I don't have anything, | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
and we're totally screwed. And what we need to do is just keep working | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
and just work again, more, and just do it and get it, | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
and then we got it and we're good. And go with that. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
I think I'm going to turn in. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
You're not going anywhere. No-one's going anywhere. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
No-one's sleeping, because this is an all-nighter. And that'll be fun. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
We'll all stay up, and then I'll be like, "Hey! No-one sleep!" | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
CLANGING | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
-Do you hear how loud that is? -CLANG | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
You're not sleeping through that. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Is there anything else to eat? The marshmallows are all gone. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
We have nothing to eat. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Jerry scared all the fish away with his loud personal stories. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Uck, I want to go home. I miss my canopy bed. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Yeah, I'm fine with not camping. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Especially since my stupid boyfriend abandoned me! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
I'll fire up the van. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
You know, I've never moved this slowly before. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
It's almost like being in quicksand. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Hey, um, listen... When you dumped me, it was really embarrassing. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
You just kind of...took off. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Oh, I'm so sorry. I mean, I never meant to hurt you. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
And, well, um, I'm back now. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
Hey, I have a great idea. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
Why don't we go to this rustic diner that I know? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
We can have egg white omelettes, and we can continue to talk about us. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
Sounds good. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
CLICKING No, no. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Chocolate or butterscotch? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Uh, swirl me. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Dude, camping is awesome. I love it. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
Excuse me, gentlemen. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
How long have you been running power to this tent? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
-I don't know. How long have we been here? -Ten hours. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
No! I was Tivoing Cupcake Wars. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
This is ridiculous! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
Look, I am used to a certain level of comfort in my life, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
and I didn't want to sacrifice that! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
OK, well, I packed everything up, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
so now you're telling me I have to go unpack it. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
Guys, this is a sign. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
You wanted to leave, and now you're stuck here with me! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
So we can work all night! This is going to be so much fun! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-All night work! -CLANGING | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
All night work! All night work! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
You know what? There's a bed and breakfast right up the road. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-I'm going to head there. -Yes! Let's keep brainstorming. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
I have a good feeling about this B&B. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
One day, there's going to be a plaque there that reads, | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
"This is where Leslie Knope came up with the amazing idea for..." | 0:14:45 | 0:14:50 | |
Damn, I thought that would work. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Welcome to "The Quiet Corn". I'm Elsa Clack. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Breakfast is served between 5:30 and 6:15am. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
What if we sleep to a normal hour? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Well, that would be very rude of you. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
May I take your breakfast order? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
We have hardboiled eggs, | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
home-made tomato slices with dry seed and leek jam, | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
and your choice of German muffin. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
What the BLEEP is a German muffin? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Oh, good lord. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
I call the bed! | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Ah. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Awesome. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
I hate this place. This place is the exact opposite of SkyMall. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Oh, listen to this. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
"Dear Quiet Corn, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
"thank you for your beautiful Inn. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
"My wife and I spent three nights of ecstasy in this room." | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
BOTH: Ugh! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
Gyash! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
There are no TVs anywhere. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
This place is lamer than outside. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
I'm chillin'. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
-MAN SINGING -What is that? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Jim. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
# Sleepin' in the tent... | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
# Sleepin' in the tent... | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
I found you! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
# Oh, I found you | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
# And I had to fight a squirrel... | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Where have you been? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
-I told you I was going to take you campin', didn't I? -Yeah. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Well, I'm taking you campin'. Look at this. This is what I had | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
set up at the other campsite. Except for it was way nicer there. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
But this'll do. I've got some champagne. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
And I had to drink most of it to survive. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
So I'm kind of buzzed right now. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
I'm just glad you're here. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Can we make out now? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
No, you have to understand | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
that at the time, I genuinely thought | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
that you and I would never see each other again. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
I completely understand. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
-Well, that's what makes you so amazing. -No. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Ann Perkins... Amazing. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Oh, no. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Oh, no? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-Oh, no! -No, no, no. I wasn't saying that | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
I thought we should get back together again. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
But you said that... You indicated... | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Oh, my God, this is happening again. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
I have to move, right? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
I'm going to leave the country. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Bye, everybody. Bye. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Hey. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Hey. Couldn't sleep? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
No. My room is filled with cat hair and cat smell. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
And actual cats, roughly 12 cats. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
-Hmm, sounds delightful. -Leslie, what are you doing? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
I am listening to Steal my Sunshine by Len. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
A one-hit wonder, like me. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
-You're not a one-hit wonder. -Well, I will be. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
I peaked at the Harvest Festival, Ron. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Years from now, people will say, "Remember that woman | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
"who came up with the Harvest Festival idea and never came up with | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
"another idea again? What happened to her? What was her name? Kim? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
"Anyway, who cares? She's stupid, and she's dead now." | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
For the first time ever, the Parks Department has real momentum, | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
and I'm going to ruin it for everybody. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
You've done more for this group of people than anyone else. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
You're the only reason we all still have jobs. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
I think we'll be OK. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Yeah, OK, well, I would love to chit-chat about this, | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
but I need to keep working, OK? And keep pushing | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
so that my breakthrough will happen, and I will be ready for it. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
You know what? I just had an idea for a new project. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-Really? -Yes. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Yes, I think... I think this could be really good. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-What is it? -Come with me. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
-Right through here. -Wait, what's happening? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Argh! Ron! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Ron, what are you doing? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
This is my idea. You're going to shut your brain down and go to sleep, | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
and I'm going to stay out here and guard the door so you can't leave. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-KNOCKING -No! Ron! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
You've been thinking about work non-stop for years! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
It's time to rest! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
-All my binders are downstairs! -Sh! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
All due respect, Ms Clack, stick a German muffin in it. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Fair enough. I'm just going to go to bed. Just call it a night. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
I already checked, Leslie. The transom is painted shut. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Damn it! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Oh, my God, there's, like, 50 cats in here. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Where's Leslie? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
I'm not 100% sure. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Should we reschedule or... | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Nope, she'll be here. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Good morning! So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
But I did wake up with a million ideas, and Ron would not let me | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
have any paper, so I had to write them down on this doily. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
We should buy a telescope | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
and make the old ranger station in Ramsett Park an observatory. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
That way, we could sell tickets and have class trips. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-I like it! We'll... -Good! Then have theme night at the Park. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
We could have singles, um, date night, uh, seniors, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
and we could have a citywide yard sale, | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
which would be part auction, part Antiques Roadshow. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
And we could have the professors from the Community College come in | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
and assign value to the objects. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
And then we could split the profits for the school. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
-It'd be a lot of fun. -I'll see you boys later. -Bye, Ron! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
They say you're only as good as your last idea. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
I say you're only as good as the people you work with. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Leslie Knope is back. Ha-ha! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Oh, my God, my breath is so bad. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
MUSIC: "Ode To Joy" by Beethoven | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Yeah, she died, like, 20 minutes after that. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 |