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Goo-oo-oo-oo-ood evening, good evening, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, and welcome, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
welcome to an episode of QI that is all about jeopardy. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
Joining me to fight crime, fear and disorder tonight, | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Wonder Woman, Julia Zemiro. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Yes. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
A Super Girl, Sue Perkins. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
A Boy Wonder, Ross Noble. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
And our own Danger Mouse, Alan Davies. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
So, buzzers, please. Julia goes... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
PSYCHO STABBING THEME | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, that's jeopardy. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
And Sue goes... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
JAWS THEME | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Ooh. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
SHE PRESSES IT AGAIN | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Yeah. Definitely worth doing twice. Ross goes... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
DRAMATIC SURPRISE MUSIC | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
And Alan goes... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
VEHICLE REVERSE WARNING | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Well, they are quite dangerous, vehicles, yeah, good choice. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Yes, absolutely. Well, we must be vigilant, because danger stalks us | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
from the moment we wake up to the moment we retire. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
How far can you go on a cup of Joe? Hmm? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
-Cup of Joe being an Americanism for? -Java coffee? -Coffee? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
-Coffee, a cup of coffee, yeah. -I thought it was an insane cat. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
That you could actually ride on the back of Joe. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-That is a caffeine-crazed cat, yes. -That's a flat white too many | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-for that little kitty. -It is rather, isn't it? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
How far you can actually go in terms of energy? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-Is that what you...? -It's actually, it's more literal than that. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
If you're carrying a cup of coffee, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
how far can you go before you spill it? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
This is all down to a science. What is the science of | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-the movement of liquids called? Do you know? -Wobble-ology. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Fluid... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-dynamics. -Yes. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-It's a whole science. -Of course. -Oh, fluid dynamics! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
It's a whole science and a most important one | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
and much has been discovered as a result of fluid dynamics. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
It is a very useful and fruitful area of discovery. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
One of the things they've discovered | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
is that the average human stepping pace | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
happens to cause an oscillation, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
which means that between seven and ten steps, | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
you are going to spill the coffee. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
You will set up a series of wave movements that means | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
the furthest you can go is probably about ten steps | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
before you will definitely have spilled some coffee. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
This is the Mrs Overall effect. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
So, a long jumper could still perform and drink before it spilt | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
because that's only three? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-That's true, but... -Whoa, whoa! Hey! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
I think they're talking about a normal walking pace rather | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
than a hop, skip and a jump, or a long run | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
but it is a peculiar fact and it's verifiable by trial. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Some scientists need some serious, proper work to be getting on with. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
It was probably from not doing proper work. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
They probably went down and just went, "Shall we get a coffee?" | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
And they went, "Oh, I'm meant to be working. Right, measure me. Hey!" | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
It is the University of California and Santa Barbara, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
which is known as the surfers' university for slackers | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
in California, though I'm sure | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
that's deeply unfair on a highly respectable academic institution. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
They suggest a flexible container to act as | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
a sloshing absorber, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
with a series of annular ring baffles. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
So they're suggesting the... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Annular ring baffles! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
That's a character in The Hobbit, surely. Mr Ring Baffles. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:12 | |
That sounds like space. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
I'll tell you what, the amount of times my annular has been baffled. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
-Oh, dear. I'm always down the hospital. -Baffle your ring, sir? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
-It's a bit of a tautology, because annular means ring-like anyway. -Yes. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-So it's a bit silly. -Annular ring baffle? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
You used to take the baffle out of your exhaust pipe to make it | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
-louder when I was a teenager. -Baffling is sound muffling, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
but it's also absorbing waves and that's essentially the same thing. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Because if you're muffling sound, you're absorbing the waves. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
So if you put a baffle in your anus, that'll make you have quiet farts. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
An arse silencer. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
I suppose so. I suppose it would. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Until pressure builds up to such a stage... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-And then you're potentially lethal. -You could have someone's eye out | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
in the aisle at Waitrose, which you wouldn't want. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-No. -But there have been more obviously useful... | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Baffle your ring, sir? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
There have been more useful applications for this | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
business of whole... this whole resonance business of building up | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
frequencies that cause oscillations that can be dangerous. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
And have you seen Albert Bridge in London? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
There's a sign leading from Chelsea. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
There it is. It's a famous sign, it's a rather beautiful one, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
"All troops must break step when marching over this bridge." | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-Why would that be? -Something to do with an oscillation. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Yeah, exactly. If you're marching in rhythm, | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
"Chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk," | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
you might set up a resonance that would cause the bridge to collapse. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
The marching creates an oscillation, which creates an unstable structure, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
which means the bridge can act like one of those pirate ship rides | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
-when the local fair comes. -Yeah. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
That's why Michael Flatley can never get north of the Thames. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
That's a true, it's a true reason. He's furious. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
He's always wanted to go to Madame Tussauds. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Right now he's at the Elephant and Castle going, "I can't believe it, I want to go and see the Queen | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
"and I just can't get over there. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
"It's a bleedin' nightmare..." | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Shocking state of affairs. And the fact that... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Talking of crossing the Thames, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
there's another bridge where that problem arose - | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
the Millennium bridge between St Paul's and Tate Modern, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
the wibbly-wobbly bridge as it was known, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
closed for two years and it cost £5 million to put right, | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
the fact that it was twisting in the wind. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
That was mainly cos Russell Watson was making videos on it. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Every time you see any Russell Watson video, | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
it's him by the Thames, looking out into the distance. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
There's nothing wrong with that bridge, it was him singing. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
You've got Flatley up one end, you've got Watson up the other - | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
-it's a nightmare. -Good, well, I think we've... | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Now, what's smaller than the moon and keeps moving the sea around? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:50 | |
Smaller than the moon. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Is it a seal on caffeine? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
No. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Is it one of our other moons? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
No, it's not a moon of any kind, it's not a celestial body. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
-It's a marine creature. -Like a big whale? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
This better be the blue whale. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
It so is not the blue whale. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Is it an animal that lives in the sea | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
that moves the sea with its mass? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Yes, ultimately, with its combined mass, not its individual mass. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-Is it plankton? -PSYCHO STABBING THEME | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Many, many, many fish, like a school of, a school of... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Fish. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
No, it actually accounts for 40% of the biomass of the ocean. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
Algae. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
-No. It's, amazingly, not. -Cola tins. -But it's not a fish. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
No. We call it a fish, but it isn't a fish. No. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Jellyfish. -Jellyfish is the right answer. -Ah, genius right here. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
It's quite extraordinary. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Now, it used to be believed that a jellyfish propelled | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
itself by squirting water out of the back, as it were, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
by jet propulsion, but it's been discovered by the scientists | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
at Caltech that it's actually slightly more complex. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
And what these jellyfish do is, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
they essentially cause an enormous amount of the water at the top, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
which is oxygen rich, to go down to the bottom, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
and a lot of the water at the bottom, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
which is full of nutrients, to go to the top. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
And they keep the circulation of the water extremely healthy. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
And they might contribute a trillion watts of energy, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
which is easily as much as wind or tidal pull. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
And they also mix the cold with the deep warm water at the surface. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
I've got one I put in the bath | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-so I don't have to do that. -Yeah, that would do it. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Just chuck it in the end... | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Yeah. My God! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
"Up your end, get back up your end, I don't want stinging." | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
So they're like the mixer tap of the ocean. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
It's a very good way of putting it. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
But they can be malign as well - it so happened in 1982 | 0:08:39 | 0:08:45 | |
that a ship had in its bilge water a particular one called | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
the Mnemiopsis leidyi, which is a comb jelly, from North America, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:54 | |
and they arrived and had no local predator. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
In less then a decade, the population had reached | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
a biomass of one billion tonnes in the Black Sea, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
which is where they were. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
And one billion tonnes is ten times the weight of all the fish | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
we catch every year around the world. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
And it destroyed everything. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Fortunately, then an another carnivorous jellyfish arrived, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
and it only eats the Mnemiopsis and so it ate them all, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
and once it had eaten them all, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
the balance was restored and fish returned. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Just one of these things turned up? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
-No, a few in the bilge water of a ship. -And it ate the lot. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
No, enough to breed, but my God did they breed. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Isn't that extraordinary? Those just little jellyfish that look so kind | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
of light and nothingness are 40% of the biomass of the ocean. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
I think that's quite interesting. How many jellyfish are there here? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
-In that picture? -Yeah. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
What, is it one with a very flamboyant hat on? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
KLAXON | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-Oh! -Ah, dear. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Sorry, where are the words "with a flamboyant hat on"? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
It was the one that was enough. But it is a flamboyant hat. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
The flamboyant hat gives it its name. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Portuguese Conquistadors wore hats like that. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
They didn't have many in Croydon. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
They didn't, no. But... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Is it a Man O' War? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
A Portuguese Man O' War is what it is, but it's not... | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I'll give you a clue that it's not a jellyfish. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
And it isn't even a single creature. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
A Portuguese Man O' War is not one animal. It's a colony of animals. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
-Oh, God. -Aaah. -That operate together as one, with incredible... | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
-Like the Borg. -Yes, we are Borg, exactly. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
We are Borg. We are jellyfish. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Why isn't it called the Men O' War then? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I know, because originally people didn't understand that | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
and so they called it the Portuguese Man O' War, | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
it looked like a Portuguese helmet on the top. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
The inflatable bladder along the top is one creature, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
which provides buoyancy, and works as a sail. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
The tentacles are separate and carry the coiled, spring-loaded | 0:10:54 | 0:10:59 | |
harpoons, which have the most incredible speed. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:05 | |
They explode in 700 billionths of a second, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
which is the fastest known animal mechanism on earth. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
And very painful. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
And there are other creatures that make part of this colony. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
Gastrozooids, which digest the food, and gonozooids, | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
which are the gonads, the sexual reproduction part of it. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
-They're separate? -They are. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
The stomach floats along and then you've got the gonads behind. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
-Yeah. -So the stomach's looking for its bollocks, essentially. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
It's called a Siphonophore, that kind of a creature, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
and because they drift passively, | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
they collect in vast herds of thousands or so. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
And that's why the appearance of one is enough to | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
clear an Australian beach, as you probably know, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
because one tends to mean there are going to be lots. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
And the sting is very painful. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
10,000 Australians a year, on average, | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
receive a Portuguese Man O' War sting. Not pleasant. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
-Toughens you up though. -Exactly. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
I mean, that's life, isn't it? | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
One day it'll toughen you up enough to win a test match against us. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
AUDIENCE GASPS AND APPLAUDS | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
-Sorry. Come on. -Yeah, that's it. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
How many times in history have I been in a position | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
to be able to say that? Not many. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-Oh, I know, and I enjoyed it, so much. -Exactly. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
A Man O' War can hurt you, but not kill you. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
But what is Australia's deadliest creature, in fact? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
PSYCHO STABBING THEME | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
Rupert Murdoch. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
-After Rupert Murdoch. -So sorry about that. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
And the fact he came here. Yeah, sorry. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
Yeah. Excluding a member of the human race, | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
which I'm not sure whether that does or not, but anyway. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Are we talking deadliest in terms of its actual killing ability? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-Causes the most fatalities every year. -I would say the kangaroo. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
It's not the kangaroo. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
Is it the spiders, the funnel web, the red back? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
KLAXON | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
It's not that. Spiders. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-It's going to be something on the road. -It's the box jellyfish. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
-KLAXON -It's not, that is a nasty creature. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-But they stop your heart. -Is it people? -Is it rabbits? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Is it rabbits running in front of utes, | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
-or some sort of...? -You're right that most | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
of the deaths caused by animals in Australia are caused on the road. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
-The animal that is most responsible... -Crocodile? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
-DRAMATICALLY: -Is it man? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
The most deadly of all the creatures? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
DRAMATIC SURPRISE MUSIC | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-Snakes. -Shark. -No. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
KLAXON | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
-I was not born there. -Is it the domestic cat? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
It's not the domestic cat, though in the year under, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
the sample year we're taking, | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
one human being in Australia was killed by a cat that year. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
But 128... | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
A cunning plan, executed skilfully and quietly. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-Yeah. -It's the road, the road's involved. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
-Often the road is involved. -Are the people in a car at the time? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
-Sometimes yes, but... -Oh, a kite, is it the...? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
But sometimes they're on the animal involved. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
-They're on the animal. -Horses? -Oh, horse. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
It's a horse, yes. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
-A horse, more people are killed by horses than... -Really? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
-Oh, ho! -Oh, it's a very angry horse there. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
That is a very angry horse. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-He needs a dental hygiene appointment ASAP. -It does. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Yeah, because they fall off and break their neck or | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
indeed they cause car crashes, and so on. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
And horses kill three times more than the ones you've mentioned. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
Is it because people just don't ride horses often then, all of a sudden, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
they decide, "Oh, I did this once as a kid," and they get on a horse? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
I mean, they're incredible animals. They're very powerful. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Incredibly powerful, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
they're incredibly stupid and incredibly nervous. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
They shy, they rear, they're frightened. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
"Oh, what's that?" It's a hedge. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
"Oh!" It's a piece of paper! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
When we lived in Australia, my wife bought a horse | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
and she was desperate to try and get me to ride, right. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
She said, "I've bought a horse, it's docile, you'll be fine." | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-They never are. -Well, no, actually the problem was it was too docile. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
What happened was it ended up being studied by Melbourne University | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
because, yeah, because it was one of the few horses | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
that was...medically got narcolepsy. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
So I swear to God, no... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
It's one of the rare cases of a narcoleptic horse. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
So she buys this horse and she says... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
She couldn't work out why every time, | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
when she was grooming it, it would get heavier and it would just... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
"Oh, oh, eh, woah!" Like that. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
And so she couldn't groom it, because it would fall on her. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
So she says to me, "It's fine, the horse is narcoleptic, get on it." | 0:15:28 | 0:15:33 | |
And so I got on it, in full motorbike gear, because | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
I wasn't taking any chances, and I sat on this horse and it started | 0:15:35 | 0:15:40 | |
to just, and you know normally you kick a horse to make it go. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
This one, you kicked it and it would go, "What? Eh?" | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Like that, to wake it up. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
I had a friend, he never came to visit us, unfortunately, | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
but I've a got a friend over here who's got narcolepsy himself | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
and that would've been the funniest thing. Can you imagine? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Cos he would've been on the back of the horse and then, like, | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
if they got it in time - it would be rubbish if he was awake | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
and the horse went - and he's like, "Uh!" and the horse... | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
It's a waste of time. Could you imagine, | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
as a cowboy film, a narcoleptic...? Just the two of them. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
It was a genuine narcoleptic horse. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
And sometimes it would fall asleep against the electric fence. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:22 | |
So it would go, it would go like that, "Ha, hey, ha, ho, ho!" | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
It's like Jack Douglas from the Carry On Films. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Yeah. It was amazing, narcoleptic horse. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-Oh, well, that's my kind of horse, frankly. -Yeah. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
But it is the horse that turns out to be the deadliest animal, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
followed by the cow, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
20 deaths are from cow, those are mostly on the road again, | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
and then dog, 12 deaths from dogs. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Sharks killed 11 in this particular period we're looking at, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
though last year was a very bad year for shark deaths, particularly in | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Western Australia, I know in Perth. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Eight by snakes, which is amazing because Australia has something like | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
80 or 90% of all the deadly snakes on earth. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
Crocodiles, alligators only four, spiders only three, and one person | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
killed by cat. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
-But what a cat. -Yes. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-Did you see that woman... She had her bum bitten off by a shark... -Ow. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:13 | |
..and they did, you know how they do face transplants? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-They did a bum-otomy? -They didn't put a face on it. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:21 | |
They did that to Ann Widdecombe. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
So she actually had a bum transplant. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Who donates their bum?! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
"Not my organs, but if you could just..." | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
I could do with one buttock, like a kidney, you could do with one. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
A bum, that's just a bit of flesh, you could get that from anywhere. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
I don't see that as amazing. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
You could harvest that off somebody while queuing at the supermarket. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
But one buttock? That's how you'd create the fart, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
that would be... Where's the joy in life of going, "Oh, here it comes"? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Someone must go and measure our felicity by flatulence, | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
it has to be said. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
I'm not sure that it's the vibrating of the buttocks that | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
makes the noise. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
You want to get it baffled. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Yeah. Indeed. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
We discovered in series G that spiders are not deadly as such, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
but they are aggressive and they're certainly cannibalistic. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
If put 10,000 spiders in one room, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
you'd eventually end up with one enormously fat spider. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
And the works of Shakespeare. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
Yes! Anyway, horses kill twice as many Australians | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
as any other creature. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
How would you defend yourself against this beast? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-Oi! -Oh. -What the hell is that? -Yeah. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
-What is it, Stephen? I can't... -It's a dinosaur. -Yeah. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
It's a dinosaur called Fruitadens haagororum. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
-It's a weird-looking dinosaur. -It is a weird-looking one. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
It's a friendly-looking one, strangely. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Well, if you ignore the massive great spear its got for a tail. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-That is pretty big. -It's got a lovely fringe though. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
-It's got a mohawk. -It's actually feathered, in fact. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-Oh, feathered fringe. -And it has front fangs upwards, very unusual. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
-Front fangs and a feathered fringe? -Front fangs and a feathered fringe. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
Are you Ronnie Barker? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
The surprising thing about it, I suppose, is that we have this | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
view of dinosaurs, which is largely to do with their size. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
The way to deal with that would be | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
just to squash it with your foot, because it's tiny. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
It's absolutely... It's basically about four inches tall. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
It's the smallest dinosaur we know about. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Tiny-winy little dinosaur. Absolutely, four inches, that's it. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
-So was it a herbivore? An omnivore? Aaah. -Aah. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Paris Hilton would have that in a flash. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Yeah, exactly. It's about the size of a Chihuahua. A tiny Chihuahua. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
It ate plants and worms and some people think frogs, possibly. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
It lived in the late Jurassic period, | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
150 million years ago, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
dodging between the legs of all the Allosauruses and Brachiosauruses. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
It's called "Fruitadens" | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
because the first fossilised remains of one were found in Fruita, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
which you may remember is a town in Colorado, which gave the world | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Mike the Headless Chicken, who was a hero of a QI episode some years ago. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Oh yes, Mike the Headless Chicken. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
-Though it's a bit of a coincidence. -He lived for years. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
So it's probably a scavenger. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
It was the dinosaur equivalent of a rat, probably. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-Four inches, that thing's four inches? -Four inches, yeah. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Ornithischia is the name of its family, "bird-hipped" that means. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Its closest living relative is a bird. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
As you probably know, a lot of people think that all dinosaurs were ancestors of birds, | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
and it's certainly true that recent experiments have been able to | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
trigger ancient dinosaur genes. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
They've managed to produce chicken embryo that grew | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
curved dinosaur fangs by triggering | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
dormant genes that are not usually triggered in the birth of a chicken. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
I bet Colonel Sanders is shitting himself! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
And then they grew one with a small tail, not a feathery tail, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
but a real tail. | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
And palaeontologist Jack Horner, who wrote a book called | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
How To Build A Dinosaur, predicts the imminent arrival of the world's | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
first chicken-osaurus, basically a chicken with fangs, tails and arms. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
-You're talking crazy stuff. -I know it is crazy stuff, isn't it? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
It would have scared the living daylights... | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
They'll still make the KFC fang-o-saurus burger. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Nothing will stop them. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
But no dinosaur was bigger than what? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
What is the biggest living creature that has ever existed on the planet? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
The T-Rex? Or that giant tall one there. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
No, I said no dinosaur was ever bigger than the biggest living... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
-Oh, I see. -The whale. -The blue whale, | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
it was your chance to be right with the blue whale, Alan! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
The blue whale is bigger than any dinosaur. I know. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Ooh. Bummeroony. I'm so sorry. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
But there still are very small reptiles. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
I've been to Madagascar and had one, a brookesia chameleon, a pygmy chameleon, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
and I've had one right on my finger and you can see that. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
They are absolutely, they are perfect, perfect chameleons. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Was it tasty? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
Aaah. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Here's a question, if you ate a chameleon...? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
It was just the most beautiful thing. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Went for a night walk in the woods and came across it. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Obviously incredibly easy to miss. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
And they sit there quite happily on your finger. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
They are perfect chameleons, their eyes do the thing of swivelling in all directions. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Right, so, if you're threatened by a Fruitadens dinosaur, | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
the best thing is probably to squish it with your foot. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
How did blind King John of Bohemia find his way round the battlefield? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Like that. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
-By saying, "Where are we?!" -He must have had helpers. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
-Somebody must have helped him. -They did in the most particular way. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
He became King of Bohemia in Poland as a teenager and he loved war | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
and that was his undoing, because he developed ophthalmia | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
and became blind but that didn't stop him from wanting to fight. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
He joined up with Philip IV of France | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
and made the big mistake of taking on Britain. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
Oh, you don't do that. Oh, no. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
We get the dusty old cane out of the cupboard | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
and we give Johnny Frenchman a damn good slapping. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
-So this is the Hundred Years' War? -It was indeed. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
In 1346, 30,000 troops of Philip, including blind John of Bohemia, | 0:23:05 | 0:23:11 | |
died at the battle and 200 English died. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
-That is embarrassing. -That is a bit embarrassing. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
It is a bit of a whitewash. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
But many people regard that battle as the end of chivalry | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
because we cheated by using longbows and canon. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
-You see! -The French were used to hand-to-hand combat | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
-and they just couldn't cope. -"I spit on your face!" | 0:23:28 | 0:23:33 | |
"Let's have a little wine before we begin. Just a little." | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
We had a technological advantage. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
You'd think after 20,000 the other 10,000 think, "You know, I'm going to jack this in." | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Actually, John of Bohemia's son Charles did run away, very sensibly, | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
and had a very successful life. He became a highly creditable holy Roman emperor | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
and presided over a golden age of Bohemia. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Who goes in and cleans up this mess? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Oh, there's a lot of scavenging, I'm afraid, of the dead bodies. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
It's a pretty nasty business, those battles, | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
but importantly John did fight. What he would do was, as it were, | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
he would have a rider to the left of him and rider to the right of him | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
and he would be lashed to them and they pointed him | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
in the right direction and he would just wield away. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
The two of them surely would just ride well away from the battle | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
saying, "You've got him, sir, you've got him! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
"There's another one. Well done, sir!" And bash swords together. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Unfortunately... | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
-With sound effects. -The whistle of arrows. -"That was a close one! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
"Oh, I'm hit, sir! I'm hit!" | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
That's what you and I would do, but unfortunately they were too stupid | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
and they did indeed dart into the fray. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Is this what they wore? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
One's got one of those perfume bottles and a pineapple on his head. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
The other one's wearing those things that you squeeze an orange with. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Oh, yes! That's right. It is. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
A lemon juicer kind of thing. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Did he ask for that costume or was it cos he was blind and went, | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
"Stick a pineapple on his head. That'll be a laugh?" | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
How would they choose who would flank? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
I guess he just gave orders, "You will go one side of me and you will go the other." | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
That'd be a great idea for blind people nowadays with the white stick. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
Some people don't get out their way and don't pay them respect. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
I say we get rid of the white stick, give them a sword, | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
down the street like that. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
People in wheelchairs, the old Boadicea things out the side. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
-Or a light sabre. -Exactly. Now we're talking. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:19 | |
Can you get those? Are they real then? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
They are real. They are absolutely real. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
IMITATES MOVING LIGHT SABRE | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than ever. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
Alec Guinness spoke of a story when he became Catholic | 0:25:38 | 0:25:43 | |
and when his son Matthew was about eight, | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
he decided to give him a crucifix for his birthday. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
"You may not appreciate it now, but one day you will find | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
"this extremely important." | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
And Matthew picked it up and just went... | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
IMITATES AN AEROPLANE | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Well, blind King John of Bohemia did die in the Battle of Crecy, | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
but so brave was he considered by the victor of Crecy, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
the Black Prince, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
that he took blind King John of Bohemia's motto, | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
which was German for "I serve." Do you know what that is? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
-Where the bloody hell am I? -Ich... Ich... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
-Yes, the Prince of Wales. -Ich... -Ich dien, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
which is still the motto of the Prince of Wales, "I serve". | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Also, this is more controversial, the three ostrich feathers that were | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
the symbol of Bohemian Prince | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
and it all comes from blind King John of Bohemia. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Anyway, so that was the Battle of Crecy - the end of the days | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
of chivalry, the beginning of machine wars if you like, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
-longbows and canons and so on. -And cheating. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
And cheating, if you want to put it that way. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Speaking of riding into danger, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
which fairground ride is most dangerous - the Wall of Death, | 0:26:48 | 0:26:54 | |
the Wheel of Death, the Death Slide | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
or the Euthanasia Coaster? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Well, I'd go for the latter, but that's just, | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-I've been on a Wall of Death. -Yes, what is a Wall of Death? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
That's the bike where you go up and there's a... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
-What keeps you from falling? -Sticky tape. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Audience? Centripetal, centripetal force. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:20 | |
-Like a salad spinner. -Yeah, if you like, exactly. -Was it fun? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:25 | |
It's a lot of fun, my dad detached his retina. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
-Woah, seriously? -Yeah. -No! -Yeah, on the... | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
What, before he got on, he went, "Right, here we go, hey!" | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
-He wanted to be like blind King John of Bohemia. -Yes, and you stick. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
My sister went on one of those, right, | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
at the Cramlington Carnival and as it was going around, | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
there was a kid next to her with a goldfish in a bag and it exploded. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:46 | |
-Ah. -Oh, no! | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
But the trouble is, he couldn't do anything about it, | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
she couldn't do anything about it, so they're on there like that, | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
"Wey hey!" and it went, "Boof!" like that. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
And the two of them just sort of go, "Woah!" like that. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
As it slowed down, "Blurgh," and then, yeah. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Poor little goldfish. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
The Wall of Death is also an expression | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
at heavy metal concerts. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
-Yes. -Just before some amazing song that's going to go off, | 0:28:08 | 0:28:13 | |
all the fans move out into two lines and leave a passageway | 0:28:13 | 0:28:18 | |
and before the most violent sort of song reaches some crescendo, | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
-they all go, "Boom!" -Absolutely right. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
It's a kind of moshing wall, exactly, in which they fight, | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
and there has been a death at one of those in fact. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Well done for naming that. Definite points there. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
The Wall of Death was first seen in Coney Island in 1915. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
There have been a few reported accidents but no fatalities, | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
-and we can add to that list, two detached retinae. -Yeah. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:43 | |
There was one, a guy had a bear on. Have you seen that? | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
A car on a Wall of Death and there's a bear in the car. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:50 | |
-Poor bear. -Just putting it out there. -Not nice! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:54 | |
The Wheel of Death is slightly harder to describe, | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
it's a circus apparatus, a beam attached to a tower. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
The tower rotates about its centre and there's a hoop | 0:28:59 | 0:29:04 | |
and the acrobat stands inside and they're inside something | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
that's also rotating so it's a kind of double rotation thing. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
-With no safety cables? -No, it was invented in 1933 as the space wheel | 0:29:10 | 0:29:15 | |
and there were fatalities and then it was brought back in 1970 | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
as the Wheel of Death and, ironically, since then, | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
there have been no deaths. It's been safer. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
-Have you seen the Globe of Death? -Oh, no. What's that? | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
It's like a mesh ball, like that, | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
and one motorbike goes round, like this, | 0:29:27 | 0:29:30 | |
-and the other one goes like that. -Oh, my God! | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
-The timing has to be so good. -Yeah. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
The Death Slide is really better known as a zip wire. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
But you are right that in theory the most deadly of them | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
all is the Euthanasia Coaster. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:43 | |
It's a project of an art student in London called | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
Julijonas Urbonas, a Lithuanian PHD student. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
It exists as a 1:500 scale model, and you can see there, | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
the idea is that the ride would last three minutes. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:56 | |
A two minute ascent to the very, very top, it's 1,600 foot. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
-Oh, God! -So very, very high. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
You then have a minute's 223mph plunge | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
down into those rolls like that, during which you're | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
pulling ten G's, and that would kill the rider through what's called | 0:30:08 | 0:30:14 | |
cerebral hypoxia, in other words, deprivation of oxygen to the brain. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:19 | |
-Have Chessington World of Adventure bought it? -No, they haven't. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
He believes his design offers a humane and meaningful death. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
I don't know quite why it's meaningful. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
-Die like a screaming clown. -That would be amazing, | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
-because you could actually build a chapel at the end. -Yes. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
-And the family could just sit there. -Absolutely. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
And then the best thing of all is, after the funeral, | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
you get a picture of your loved one, like that. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
-On a handy key ring. -Have it on mugs, anything you want. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
Well, he believes that the ascent offers the chance for reflection | 0:30:54 | 0:30:57 | |
and the riders can still pull out once they've reached the top. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
If not, death is painless, quick and apparently euphoric. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
Though how they know, I don't know. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:06 | |
There's one in Auckland, one of those ball things that you | 0:31:06 | 0:31:11 | |
sit in and you have the bungee straps and they fire you up the top. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
-Oh, my goodness. -But they make you wear like | 0:31:13 | 0:31:15 | |
one of those surgical mask things. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
And I said, "Why are they wearing the surgical masks?" | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
And apparently, because it's right next to an office building, | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
people are trying to work and you hear, "Arrrgh!" | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
Like this. And it was putting them off. So now it's kind of, "Wargh." | 0:31:27 | 0:31:32 | |
So some bloke's going, "Well, our predicted sales over the next..." | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
"Waaargh!" | 0:31:36 | 0:31:37 | |
Vomit on the windows. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
I went to Alton Towers once and they had this ride | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
where you just go along and then you get to the edge of a vertical drop | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
and it goes like that and everyone goes, "Aargh!" | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
And then it just drops you straight down a hole in the ground. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
-Good God! -And if you sit in the cafe next to it, | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
you can see it out the window. So while you're having your sandwiches, | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
about every 60 seconds, "Aargh!" | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
-LAUGHTER -"Aargh!" | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
-All day long. -Why do people...? I couldn't bear it. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:07 | |
I'm always fascinated why people love that feeling. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
I mean, roller coasters when I was a kid, | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
it was like, "Argh," and that was it. But now they're so extreme. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
-Yeah. They really are. -I don't get the kind of exhilaration of it. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:18 | |
No. I've bungee jumped and that was so exciting, | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
I immediately had to do it again, I absolutely loved it. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:25 | |
What about the guy who made his own bungee jump? | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
That was stupid. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
-I think he won a Darwin Award. -Oh, dear. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
He made his own bungee jump with a rope. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
So, just hung himself. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:38 | |
Well, no, it took his foot off. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
AUDIENCE GASPS | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
When the rope went taut, his foot came off. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
-That's just horrific. -That's what the Darwin Awards are all about. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
Yeah, it certainly is. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
What's the biggest dead body in the world? | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
'Vehicle reversing.' | 0:32:53 | 0:32:54 | |
Blue whale. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
KLAXON | 0:32:56 | 0:32:57 | |
-I'll give you a hint, it's a body of water. -The Dead Sea. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
KLAXON | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
-No, it isn't the Dead Sea. -The Black Sea cos of the jellyfish. -Yes! | 0:33:10 | 0:33:15 | |
Not because of the jellyfish. They certainly didn't help, | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
but the Black Sea only the very top has any living things growing. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:22 | |
90% of it is absolutely dead | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
and it is much, much, much, much, much, much bigger | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
than the Dead Sea, and much, much deader, | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
90% as I say is just simply nothing. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:34 | |
It's been dead for millennia so it's not our fault for once. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
It's a very steep basin into which the upper and lower layers don't mix | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
and the bacteria use up all the oxygen and you take the oxygen out of a sulphate, | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
you're left with hydrogen sulphide, which is the rotten eggs' smell | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
the Black Sea is the largest reservoir of hydrogen sulphide | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
on the planet and it's deadly. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
Is there any use for that? Someone can devise a use for that, | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
some scientist who isn't measuring how long it takes to spill | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
his coffee on the way back from the machine. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
They have already devised a use for it | 0:34:02 | 0:34:03 | |
-and that is as a poison to kill people. -Great(!) | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
If the euthanasia rollercoaster doesn't take off. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
It's a hell of a Butlins. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
In Japan, in particular, it's very, very popular | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
because you can use various household cleaners and pesticides | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
to make it and 2,000 detergent suicides | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
as they're called have been recorded in Japan since 2005. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
A single breath is enough to kill a human being. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
It's almost as deadly as hydrogen cyanide. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
It's a lot, isn't it? I know, it's pretty disturbing. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
One of the dangers is that after the first sniff | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
it does not smell anything, it kills the olfactory system | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
and so 80% of people who turn up at the scene | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
of a detergent suicide are themselves poisoned by the gas remaining | 0:34:41 | 0:34:45 | |
because they can't smell it. So it's really most unfortunate. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:48 | |
So there's not much cheerful about that, I have to say, | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
I'm sorry about that. So we can cheer ourselves up. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:55 | |
What isn't a blue whale, | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
but floats around in the sea and weighs as much as a blue whale? | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
Is it an elephant on holiday? | 0:35:01 | 0:35:05 | |
An elephant doesn't weigh as much as a blue whale. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
-No, it's really... -A ship? | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
-No. -Submarine. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
No, it's something that the blue whale consumes. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
-A massive lilo. -Plankton. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:14 | |
The blue whale can consume its own weight in? | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
-Plankton. -Well, actually in water. It dives all the way down | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
and then dives up again with its mouth open | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
and it swells, and swells, and swells. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:23 | |
And it literally can take on 90 tonnes of water. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
Quite a staggering sum. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:28 | |
Got to love a blue whale. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
-That's right, we do love them. -That's one thirsty mother. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
They can actually take in something their size. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
Not to swallow, as you know, because, | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
-as we've discussed... -The grapefruit issue. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
A grapefruit is the biggest thing they can get down their gullet. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
But they get this gigantic amount of water inside them. Really amazing. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
And they go really deep and no one's been able to go | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
deep enough to find out what they do until very recently. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
-Just gossiping. -Just gossiping. That's right. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
"Ooh, kaa." "Really?" | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
Having quizzes in which people say, "Is the answer Alan Davies?" | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
Yeah. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
The water in a blue whale's mouth weighs as much as a blue whale does. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
Why shouldn't you mess with the maxillofacial death pyramid? | 0:36:06 | 0:36:10 | |
Is it cos it's got the word "death" in it? | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
That is a hint, the maxillofacial death pyramid. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
-Call it the fun pyramid. -Maxillofacial means? | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
Maxillofacial is who you go to see when you get a broken cheekbone. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
-Yeah, exactly. it is the maxillary area, the jaw. -It's the top jaw. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
But it's, the maxillary, the pyramid is actually sort of there, | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
from the bridge of the nose down through... | 0:36:29 | 0:36:30 | |
It's like a facial Bermuda Triangle. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
There it is, yeah, yeah. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
And it's basically about blood flow from the brain down, | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
if you've got little infections and things, it goes down through | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
there and then gets sorted out by the immune system. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
What can happen if you pick your nose and your spots | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
and things, is you can get bacteria in it that sort of block it | 0:36:45 | 0:36:49 | |
and force it all the way back up into the brain. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
Meningitis is an example of that, and syphilis indeed is. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
-From picking your nose?! -Not from picking your nose... | 0:36:55 | 0:37:00 | |
-Good God!! -Yeah, that's how you get syphilis. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
It does, it slightly depends on what you're picking it with! | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
That's how you explain it to the wife. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
"No, I was just picking my nose, love. Must have spread." | 0:37:10 | 0:37:15 | |
There is actually a DIY hard-core punk band from Sheffield | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
-called the Maxillofacial Death Pyramid. -Really? | 0:37:18 | 0:37:23 | |
-I like the sound of that. -It's quite a mouthful when asking for a ticket, | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
but they're probably excellent and, if you're watching, you know, | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
I'm coming to your next concert. I absolutely guarantee it. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:32 | |
The internationally recognised symbol for death metal bands. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
-Yeah. -So you've got to be a little bit careful about picking your nose, | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
pleasurable an activity as it is. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
You can die from it! | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
Yeah. That's something to tell the children. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
Well, there you are. Now, making hydrogen with nails | 0:37:46 | 0:37:51 | |
and drain cleaner would be a very jolly jape indeed, don't you think? | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
-Yes, I think so. -So, let's try it. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:56 | |
To prove that it's hydrogen, I'm going to have to set fire it. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
And I'm going to set fire to it on my own hand, | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
first of all I'm going to have | 0:38:02 | 0:38:03 | |
a basin of water, I'm going to put here, | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
to dip my hand in, to wet it so I don't burn myself too badly. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:09 | |
And then I have my really... | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
Made a mistake, sorry, man in my ear furious with me. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:17 | |
"What are you fucking doing?!" | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
"Put the water down! | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
"Do this properly or you will die, do you understand?!" | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
-No... -"Start again, for fuck's sake!" | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
He was much gentler, very sweet. So, anyway. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
I've been told to tell you not to try this at home. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:40 | |
-Try it in someone else's home. -Yeah. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
The fire exits are there, and there. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:48 | |
What I've got here is I've got some ordinary | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
green-coloured washing-up liquid. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
We're not allowed to mention it's Fairy. Its name. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
And I've got a little chemical lab, I don't know what you call | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
-this little... -Flask. -Flask, I think is the word. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
Oh, this is like going on a picnic with Heston Blumenthal. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
-LAUGHTER -It's got some nails in it and I'm going to add a few more, | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
a little bit of zinc. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
And I've got here, this is the hydrochloric acid, very strong. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
When are you going to put on the safety goggles, Stephen? | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
Now, cos I'm about to open the bottle of acid. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:18 | |
"Put the fucking safety goggles on!" | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
Not only that, but I've also got, I've also got a... | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
-I've also got a mask. Here we go. -What about us?! | 0:39:26 | 0:39:30 | |
Sorry, can I just ask, YOU'RE putting on safety goggles? | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
-Yeah! -YOU'RE putting on a mask. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
What's the story here? | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
Yeah, you're fine, you're expendable. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
I may have the mask upside down. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
It does tell you to put the mask on your children | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
before putting it on yourself, as on an aeroplane. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
"Got the fucking mask upside down!" | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
Right, OK. I've got the goggles, I've got this. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
Now what I'm going to do, all right, is I'm going to pour this acid. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:59 | |
Jesus, onto some nails?! | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
-Into the nails, that's right. -Why? | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
The zinc and the hydrochloric acid will react. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:05 | |
-Has he been drinking? -Yeah. He's been drinking that. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
Oh, there we go. And that's, that's going to produce quite a lot. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
-It's going towards me! -It's blowing our way! | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
I now have to put this, I have to put this cork in it. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:17 | |
-Geez! -If I put the cork in it tight enough, | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
it will come out of here, and I put this in here and it will bubble up. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:24 | |
Right, that's important. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:26 | |
-If you say so. -The bubbles are made of hydrogen. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
And the only way to prove it is to grasp the bubbles, | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
I'm going to wet my hand now, to be safer. And grasp these bubbles. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
What the hell is that? It looks like a sex cactus. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
And I'm going to go... | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
Oh, God! | 0:40:43 | 0:40:44 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
Really exciting. Really exciting. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
We can try that again. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:54 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
-Let's get even more bubbles. -That is great. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Stephen's goggles are so steamed up, he's completely blind! | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
-Even more bubbles here. Here we go. -Blind King John of Bohemia. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
-Oh, come on, oh, work, lighter. -Anyone got a light? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:08 | |
-Oh the lighter's stopped working. -APPLAUSE | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
Let's try it again, one more. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
Wet your hand again! You didn't wet it! | 0:41:15 | 0:41:17 | |
-You didn't wet the hand! -Come on. Bloody lighter! | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
-Expelliarmus! -Oh. Oh there we go. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
-We'll take that off now. -Wow! | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
-I've made hydrogen, ladies and gentlemen. -Wow. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:28 | 0:41:29 | |
-Wow. -How very exciting. -Pretty exciting. Let's cover that. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:35 | |
"Put the lid on the acid!" | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
There we are. We can let all the hydrogen disappear. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:43 | |
And our wonderful science elf said, he said, he's so scientific, | 0:41:43 | 0:41:48 | |
he said, "And don't touch that because it's exothermic." | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
-It just means it's hot. -Hot, it's hot. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
-Had to say "exothermic." -That's the smell, that's quite the... | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
-Can you smell? -Pretty whiffy. -Yes. -Pretty eggy whiffy. | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
Well, a bit of hydrogen sulphide probably in there, | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
that might kill you, of course. But let's hope not. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
Let's hope at least you survive until we get to the scores. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:09 | |
Well, I have to say, sadly, in last place... | 0:42:09 | 0:42:14 | |
Is it that bad? | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
It's down wind. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:17 | |
Well, especially now I know it's potentially fatal. Yes, it is! | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
No, it's not hydrogen sulphide. It's just hydrogen. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
So, I'm afraid in last place, but it's a very creditable last place, | 0:42:25 | 0:42:29 | |
and only just, with minus 16, is Julia Zemiro. Oh! | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
-APPLAUSE -Thank you. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
And through some extraordinary good fortune, avoiding final place, | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
third place with minus 14, Alan Davies. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
-Thank you very much. -Highly respectable. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
And, my goodness, it's tight at the top, | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
with minus seven, in second place, Ross Noble. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
So, that can only mean that our winner, | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
with a magnificent minus six, is Sue Perkins. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:43:07 | 0:43:13 | |
So, it's goodnight from Sue, Ross, Julia, Alan and me. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
Now, you come back soon now, you hear? | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
Do that thing and be lovely to each other. Goodnight. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 |