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-You kissed Ellie? -You dirty bugger! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
We've had a formal letter of complaint about your conduct. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:08 | |
Withdraw it, Nigel. That's what you should do. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
You disgust me. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
I know. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
Why does everything you touch turn to shit? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
So, what do you think this church is worth, then? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Ow, hang on, erm... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
-It's £6,240,000. -Yep. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
I'm resigning. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
If you resign - I can't save St Saviour's for you - you know that? | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
This programme contains some strong language | 0:00:29 | 0:00:37 | |
# I couldn't hear nobody pray | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# I couldn't hear nobody pray | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
# On the mountain | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
# I couldn't hear nobody pray | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
# In the valley | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
# I couldn't hear nobody pray. # | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-RADIO: -It's 7.30 on a beautiful spring morning... | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-Ooh. Hello, chef. -Good morning. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
It's a bit early for fairy cakes. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Well, she's asleep. I woke up early. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
What are you going to do today? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
Well, I can do anything I want. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
So, I thought I was going to take Katie to the city farm at lunchtime. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
And then I'm going to go and test drive a Maserati. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Ah. Well, before the car, could you fix the bathroom cabinet, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
do some hoovering and pick up some more wet wipes? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Will do. Cakes. Wipes. Hoovering. Sports car. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
And, on Sunday, for the first time in 15 years, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
I have absolutely nothing to do. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Ah, we could do something together as a family. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Yes, and we can go on holiday, I thought. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Corsica, some time. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Yeah. Or Cornwall. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
And, I was thinking, I'm going | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
to apply to some management consultancies, for a new job. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Oh... -I want to get a decent salary so we can get a proper mortgage | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
so we can go and live somewhere we want to live, for once. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
No church - no more vicarage. Goodbye, annoyingly small kitchen. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Fuck off, poo-coloured wallpaper. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
-Will we miss it? No, we won't. -No, we won't! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
You really want to be a management consultant? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Yes. Yes, I think so. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Being a vicar has given me a lot of inter-personal management skills | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
that are really valuable in the commercial market. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
The Church has not de-skilled me, Alex. Quite the contrary. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
No. Right. Good. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
OK, good luck. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
-Have a good day. -And you. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
We're going to have such a good day today, you and me. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Yes, we are. You're in your pants. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
And so am I. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
MUSIC: "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina And The Waves | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
# Cos I just can't wait till you write me you're comin' around | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
# I'm walking on sunshine | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
# Whoa | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
# I'm walking on sunshine | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
# Whoa | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
# And don't it feel good | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
# Hey all right now | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
# And don't it feel good | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
# Hey all right now | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
# I say it, I say it, I say it again now... # | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
You didn't need to get dressed on my account. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
No, it's fine. I didn't realise the time. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Sorry about the mess. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Are you having a breakdown? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
No, no. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Thanks so much for agreeing to do this. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
I'm a strong candidate for this job, but your reference could really make the difference... | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
And you're certain you don't want to consider applying for another parish? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
No. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
-Or a job as a chaplain? -No. Hospital chaplain? -Prison chaplain? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
They pay a lot better than being a parish priest. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
No, I've considered all of this, but the Church doesn't value me. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
So, no. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Airport chaplain? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
No. OK. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Then, for this reference, I will need your help in ascertaining | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
why it is you think you have the skills | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-for a senior position at KPMG. -Why? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Because as a parish priest for the last 15 years | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I have been managing people, running projects, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
raising tens of thousands of pounds every year... | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Yes. Let's pick through this in detail, shall we? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
How many people were you responsible for on your last team? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
Um. Well, there was Nigel. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Nigel. Yes. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Anybody else in your cockpit? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
No. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
So, one person under you. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
One. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
What evidence is there from your career of management skills? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
I'm a governor at the school. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Yes. I can put "primary school governor". | 0:04:39 | 0:04:44 | |
Yep. And... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
as you know I had to get a faculty permission to have | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
a number of the pews removed. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
So, I had to deal with English Heritage. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Don't put that. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
What about when you got those new hymn books? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Shall I mention that? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
No. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
Look. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I believe you have been...no, you ARE a very good priest, Adam. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
But you have no commercial skills or experience whatsoever. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
That's not true. My friend Martin works at Deloittes. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
They need a HR Process Improvement Consultant. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
He thinks I've got all the skills. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Well, clearly you don't need my help, then. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
But there is something I want to say to you before I go... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
something that I've been meaning to say for quite some time... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Yes...? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
The coffee you make is disgusting. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
It is utterly unforgivable, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
undrinkable muck that would be palmed off by starving orphans. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Your coffee alone is reason for me | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
to believe that you will never be employed anywhere... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
beyond the Church. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Oh, get over yourself! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
You have eight weeks to find yourself a job - | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
because, no church - no vicarage. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
I know. I will. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Good luck. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
You going to buy that or not? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Er, no. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
No, I should probably go home and start my book. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
The one I'm reading. Not the one I'm going to write. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Maybe I will buy a magazine? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
If you're just going to hang around in here, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
-do me a favour - man the till. -Sorry? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Man the till for me. I've got to go and sign on. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
I'll be back in ten. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
OK. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
And don't nick anything. I know you. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Don't be long though, cos I've got to prepare for my interview tomorrow. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
If you want to work here tomorrow, I'll give you 5.50 an hour. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
5.50? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Almost the minimum wage. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Oh... | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
TILL BEEPS | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
I can do Thursdays in Frankfurt or Friday in London, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
whichever you prefer. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Great, I'll get Sigrid to set that up. Thanks. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Adam Smallbone? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
My name's Charlotte Hinton. I work for the government. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Which part of the government do you work for? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
For some friends across the river. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
We're very interested in what you've been up to in the last five years. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Would you like to help your country? | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
I can't be a spy. I'm an expert on European banking. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Who am I going to spy on? The French? The Dutch? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Today's friends are tomorrow's enemies. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
You know I'm still ordained? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
It's the perfect cover. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
'Can I have a Curly Wurly, please?' | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Hey. Curly Wurly. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
That's 29p, please. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
Hello? Oh, hello, yes. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
I see, I see. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Well, I'm sorry I wasn't right for the job on this occasion. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
No, well, do let me know if anything else turns up. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Thank you. Thank you. Bye. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Oh, it's you, the worst vicar in the world. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
Don't say that, Colin. How are you? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
What do you care? Since you decided to close the church... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-ruin my life. -Actually, that wasn't my decision... I quit, yes... | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
You're the worst thing to have ever happened to the Church, you, do you know that? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
You know how it goes, it goes... worst things... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
it goes - killing Christians with a lion like the Romans did. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
It goes the Spanish Inquisition. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
It goes Catholic priests abusing deaf children for money! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
And then it goes - you! What you did! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
I know you think I let you down. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Oh, no, don't bother me, mate. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
And I'm not the one who has to live with yourself like you do. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
I need some baccy. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Colin, don't steal that, please. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
And that lighter she sold me doesn't work. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Don't take that. Colin. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
C'mon, Bongo. Hey, look, chocolate. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
You like chocolate, don't you, Bongo? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Colin, you can't give a dog all that chocolate! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Come on, Bongo. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
CHURCH BELLS RING IN DISTANCE | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Isn't this lovely? Our first normal Sunday together. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Oh, you mentioned Corsica. Look at this place... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Maybe we should book it? Have a long weekend? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Oh, look at that, Katie, it's the Palm Sunday parade. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
THEY SING HYMNS | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
There's Adoha. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
-It's like a sign. -Yeah. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Thank God I never have to do that again. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Oh, you do? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Great. Yes, I'd love to come to an interview at Danko. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
When? I certainly can be. Yes. See you then. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:44 | |
Er, look forward to it. Bye! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Thank you! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
SIGHS CONTENTEDLY | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Just the Twix? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Please. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
65 pence, please. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-Have you got anything smaller? -Sorry. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
That's £9.30 in change. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
I'm due £9.35...back. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
I haven't got that. No 5ps. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
-Can you give me £9.40? -No, I can't. I'm not allowed to. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
"Not allowed to"? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
You work here now, do you? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
No. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Just part-time. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
I've got an interview tomorrow at Danko. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
The management consultancy. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
Need shopkeepers, do they? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Happy to let that 5p go. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Well, that's very big of you. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Good luck with your new career. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Let's hope you don't let them all down, too. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Hey, Nigel. Hey! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
I just want to point out to you that you destroyed the thing you love. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
You destroyed it. That church. You did. Not me! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
And that pitiful stuff you say about Cherry - it's pathetic! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
You don't even have the courage to admit to yourself who you are. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
So don't come in my shop and get snotty with me, mate! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
OK? Fuck off! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
FUCK OFF! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
And as a result, we've become an important provision provider | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
to several major international digital companies. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
As you know, this position comes with a 65k salary and car. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
But, you also get a Danko laptop, Blackberry and pension... | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
VOICE FADES: Your responsibilities will primarily be in | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
the human resources' domain with the potential to expand | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
to the IT sector... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
..with a view to potentially expand to a management programme | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
lasting five years. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
One more question, do you have any thoughts | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
about how Team Danko could best expand | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
our global interoperability platforms? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Um, I said, do you have any thought about how Team Danko could best | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
expand our global interoperability platforms? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Adam? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
Adam? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Adam? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Adam? What are you doing? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
Hi. Gardening. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
It's seven o'clock at night. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
I know, but Katie's sleeping so I thought I'd get these potatoes in. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
We're only here for a few more weeks then we're going to stay with my dad. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Well, I said I'd do them and I've been meaning to do them for months. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
So, I'm bloody well going to get them in. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
And I've done radishes and leeks too, | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
so the next person can enjoy them. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Why don't we all go in and have supper together? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Yes. Let me just get the carrots done before they dry out. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
-Are you OK? -Fine. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
What are you going to do today? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Look after Katie. Do some more job applications. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
-I won't be back late today, all right? -OK. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Adam! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
Are you in there? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Adam! I need your help! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Adam! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
DOG WHINES | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
Scum. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
DOG WHINES | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
SCORE RUMBLES | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
SCORE RUMBLES | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
HE EXHALES LOUDLY | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Hey, hey, little girl. It's all right. It's all right. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:21 | |
Where's your daddy, hey? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Oh. Shall we go and find him? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Adam? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
I'm sorry, Alex. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Colin? What's the matter? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Bongo's died. My doggie... | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
I gave her a kebab, and it killed her. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
That fucking Greek killed her! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
She's gone. | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
She's gone. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
I'm sorry, Colin. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
Is Adam in? I want him to bury her. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
I want a proper funeral. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
He's in bed. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
Get him up. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
I can't, Colin. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
HE SNIFFLES | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Will you do a Bongo funeral for me, Mrs Vicarage? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
You're a good person, aren't you? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
HE SOBS | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
Will you say some nice things about her now? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
I didn't know her, Colin. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
Just make summat up. That's all Adam does. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
She was very loyal to you. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
And she had a lovely... | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
tail. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
And a nice wet nose. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Shall we say the Lord's prayer together? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Yeah, yeah, all right. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
BOTH: Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
thy Kingdom come, thy will be done... | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
HER THOUGHTS: Dear Lord, I know we don't speak very often, | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
but I'm worried about Adam. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
I know I'm always complaining about being married to a vicar, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
but I don't really mean it - you know that, don't you? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
I'd much rather be married to a happy vicar than a man who can't get out of bed. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:32 | |
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
It's terrible, what's happened to St Saviour's. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
But it's not my fault, Lord, it's Adam's. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
What he did with Ellie was a sin. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
I was right to report it. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Look at all these ridiculous men. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Look at this man here, what does he think he's doing? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
There's no way I'm going to meet up with any of these men. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Look, here's another ridiculous gay man - | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
that gingham shirt is horrible. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
What was he thinking when he chose it? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Which church shall I go to for Easter? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
I don't want to go to another church. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Dear Lord, I know some people are scared of me | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
and find me cold and aloof. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Why? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
When I try to lead a life full of the heavenly virtues. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
I have great faith, I'm full of hope, charity, | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
and I have some wisdom and humility. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
Yes, I'm very good at humility. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
I don't know anyone who does humility as well as me. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
I tried to help Adam, but he failed to help himself. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
I did everything I could, didn't I, Lord? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
God Bless Mum, wherever she is. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
And lovely madcap Mandy. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
The only woman I ever loved. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
I hope she's safe and happy and not back on the game. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
And God bless Adam and his family. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Even though he's a twat and has left me. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
And God bless Bongo in heaven. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Will you look after her? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Blessed are the pure in heart... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
..for they will see God. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
He's not ill. He's not mad. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
He's broken his own heart, when he shut your church. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
But it's me who's got to do something now, isn't it, Lord? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
DOOR KNOCKS | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
I've come to say two things. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
One - I forgive you for what happened with Adam. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
But there's something more important I want to talk to you about. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
Come on, Adam, wake up. Get up. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
I've had enough of this. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
-Huh? -You're coming with me. Come on. -It's five in the morning. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Come on, get up! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
We all wanted you to do a last Easter service. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Before it's all gone for ever. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
A final goodbye. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
-You shouldn't have done that. -Sit with me here. Please. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
I didn't do this for you. I did it for them. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Why do you think they're all here? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Please. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
Do you remember 18 years ago when we first met? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
When you took me on the worst first date any woman's ever been on. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
You took me to a night shelter to help you feed leftover lasagne | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
to the homeless. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
And you ended up having an argument | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
with a man from the council about the best way to help people there. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Seeing that grace and anger in you that night... | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
I loved you for that, Adam Smallbone. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
And that's what makes you a priest. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
They believe in you. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
And looking after them - that crowd of lost, hopeless, annoying people... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:54 | |
..it's who you are. So, come on... | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
..it's Easter morning. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Do this for them. Before we all go our separate ways. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
I'm not their priest any more. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
You are. You gave up being a priest for Lent. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Well done. I don't blame you. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
But now we need you back. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
And can we, please, finally christen Katie? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
It's ridiculous you haven't done that yet. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
Come on, then. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Come on. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
BIRDS CRY | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
On this most holy night, in which our Lord Jesus Christ passed over | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
from death to life, we gather in vigil and prayer. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
This is our final service together. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Alleluia, Christ is Risen! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
ALL: HE IS RISEN INDEED. ALLELUIA. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
BOLLOCKS HE HAS! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
If he has risen it's because you've woken him up, shouting rubbish! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
This is our Easter vigil. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
It's six o'clock in the morning on a Sunday morning! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
If you want to do your mad religious things, | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
-go and do it somewhere else! -Do you want me to do him, Vicarage? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
No, Colin. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
So selfish. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Let's go inside. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
BANGING | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
-HIS THOUGHTS: -Dear Lord, I seem to be back in a cassock again. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:02 | |
You won't let me go, apparently. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Is this what resurrection is? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
-HE CHANTS: -Exsultet iam angelica turba caelorum. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:22 | |
THE EXSULTET CONTINUES UNDER ADAM'S PRAYER | 0:26:23 | 0:26:29 | |
Here I am, surrounded by the people who believe in me. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
I'm going to miss them all, Lord. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
For everything there is a season | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
and a time for every matter under heaven. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
I am leaving here. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
But not just yet. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Haec aula resultet. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
Katie Sophie Isobel, I baptise you in the Name of the Father, | 0:26:55 | 0:27:01 | |
and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
-Amen. -ALL: Amen! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
-Well done! -Wasn't that horrible? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
QUIET LAUGHTER | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
BABY SCREAMS | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 |