Browse content similar to Episode 2. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!
Line | From | To | |
---|---|---|---|
This programme contains strong language. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:10 | |
# There's a million things that I could change | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# But maybe it's all right | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# This is my life, this is my life This is my life. # | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
What's all that stuff? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
This? It's just all my old toys. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Or, to quote Bitchcock, "A big dirty pile of shit!" | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Aw, cute duckie wuckie. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Yeah. Got to make space for baby! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Baby hasn't got a bedroom. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Baby won't be happy until the last traces of my childhood | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
are completely destroyed! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Can I have this? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Oh, my God, it's Snowy and Justin Timberlake! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Timberlake was kind of like Viva's first boyfriend. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Before she discovered human cock. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
God, really? Like, this horse here? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Just to clarify, Timberlake was not in any sense my real boyfriend. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
Do you want something, Saz? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-Hey, Viva. -Hey. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Can I ask you something? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
When is Amber going to get over this problem she's got with me? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
I don't know, why don't you ask her? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Oh, I've asked, but you know how she gets when she's upset about stuff. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Yeah. I know. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
So why won't she talk to me any more? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
All I know is, she said it was over between you two. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
All this fuss just cos she found me banging her sister. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
That shit happened ages ago, we need to move on from that. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Hang on, you, you slept with Topaz? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Yeah, I helped myself to a slice of the big sister pie. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
But it was one time, and more than a week ago. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-She didn't tell you? -No! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
-She didn't tell anyone. -So maybe she's just forgotten. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Or maybe it was just incredibly humiliating for her. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Why did you do it? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Ah, you know how it is. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
No, I don't. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Just one of them things, innit? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I was wasted, I go to Amber's for some action, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
she was out and I was in the mood to play, you get me? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
She was out. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
So what if Amber's sister wasn't home, but her mum was? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Yeah, I wouldn't say no to tapping that. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Going directly to the motherlode. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
What?! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
I ain't going to lie, Amber's mum is a spice. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
-Ugh! -Could you talk to Amber for me? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-It would help if you was on my side. -And what would I say? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
"He's not sorry he banged your sister, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
"but he wants to do your mum as well." | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
No, cos that's not going to help. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Ugh! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Look, party at mine tonight. You guys should come. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
She should come. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
POP MUSIC | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
So all the exes are here. Brandon, Rocky. Awkward. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:55 | |
Should be fun(!) | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Feels weird being in Brandon's house. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
What, with your clothes on? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
I can't believe you made us come to this, Holli. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Free booze, I mean, come on. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Owen and Leon are here. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
I do psychology with Leon. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
He's obsessed with violence and serial killers. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
If you say any European country, he can name a serial killer from there. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
I like his trousers. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Come on Amber, let's go dance - by Leon. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Come on! There's a queue. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
What's going on in there? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
What can you hear? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
It's either seriously messy sex or the toilet flushing. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Want some? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
# I'm waking up to ash and dust | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
# I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
# I'm breathing in the chemicals... # | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I can't believe she did that. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
She's always liked Rocky. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah, course I am. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
What, you think I've got a problem with Holli snogging Rocky? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
No, I'm fine. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
She's single, he's single, I'm single, we're all single. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Single, single, single! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
I'm really surprised. I thought you was going to go mental. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
No, I'm fine. I'm just never ever speaking to Holli again. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
-Ever! -Wassup? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Just so you know, I'm not your friend any more, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
so please don't talk to me. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
What are we, six? What did I do? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
-You know what you did! -No. What? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I think she means you kissing Rocky. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
What?! I didn't kiss Rocky. I swear down! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
We all saw you, Holli, we're witnesses. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Everyone knows "witness" is just some legal bullshit word. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-I've got pics. -Pics, really? I'll believe it when I see it. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-There you go. -That's not me. -Just stop lying! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
OK, we kissed, don't have a spaz attack. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Didn't you think about my feelings? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Yeah, but he wasn't your boyfriend and he started it | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
and I was off my face, mental monkeys. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
-Seriously, I was wasted. -Have him! I don't care. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
But I don't want to be friends with you any more. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Come on, Viva. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
Wait on a minute, Saz, what's going on? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-Is this a freeze-out? -I'm not sure. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
What's she so upset about? It was only a kiss. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Though he did press his man-bits against me. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
-Did he? -Come on, Amber! -Just coming. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
You shouldn't have done it, Holli. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
So it is a freeze-out. Shit! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Look at the freakazoids having a row! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Give me the freeze-out! I don't care! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
I've got lots of mates I can hang out with. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
I don't need you bitches, and by the way, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Rocky was ramming his man-bits against me! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Really hard! I've got a bruised pelvis! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Good party last night. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
GIRLS: Yeah. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Do you like movies? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
GIRLS: Yeah. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
There's a film coming out Friday I'm desperate to see, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Blood Banquet IV. It's Vic East? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Do you know Vic East? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
GIRLS: No. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
He was the killer in Evil Maniac VII. Have you seen that? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
GIRLS: No. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
And he was the killer in Terminal Chainsaw IX. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Was he the boyfriend in OMG, It's Love II? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
No. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
What's this film about? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
It's about this character played by Vic East, he's just a regular guy | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
apart from being a cannibal serial killer bulimic. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Cool! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
In each film he moves to a new town, makes new friends, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
gets a job and then he starts killing and eating people. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
And then puking them up. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Cool. So, is there a love story? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
-No, there's not. -Cool. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Yeah, cool. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Yeah. Like I said, cool. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Well, I think it's cool too. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
It sounds totally disgusting. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
Yes, totally disgusting. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Bye. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
GIRLS: Bye! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
What an idiot! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
And you two going on like morons, "Cool, cool." | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
Oh, my God, do you two like him or something? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
-I kind of like him. -So do I. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
-And who does he like? -I don't know, I can't tell. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
-I know where he lives. -So? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-So we can find out who Leon likes out of me and you. -How? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
We get dressed-up and walk past his house till he comes out | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
and tries to do it with one of us! See you tomorrow! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
I don't think Amber should be getting involved with Leon. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Not after what she went through with Brandon. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Well, what happened with Brandon? Come on, tell me! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
She found him in bed with her sister. Don't tell anyone. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
So that's why Amber and Brandon split up. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I thought he dumped her. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
-No. -God, it's so... -Humiliating. -Yeah, and... | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-Sleazy. -And... -Gross! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-Poor Amber! -Yeah. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
It doesn't mean I'm going to let her have Leon. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
I know you and Rocky are going through a bad patch. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
No, we're not going through a bad patch, it's completely finished. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Well, what ever. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
But remember this, Viva, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
forgiveness is a flower that blossoms in the manure of pain. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-What? -You and Rocky need to talk, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
because communication is the rain that makes that flower grow. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Right. Thanks, Dad. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
This his inspirational quotes app? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
I think he's making up his own material now. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
So many baby names to choose from. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
I'm thinking something unusual, maybe nature-related. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Sunshine, Misty, Rainbow, Storm. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Tsunami. Tornado? Typhoon? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Typhoid! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
I know you're hurting. Rocky should never have kissed Holli at | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Brandon's party, but it's probably Dominique's fault because she told | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Kes that Holli fancied Rocky, and if she hadn't have... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
How do you know all of this? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Well, you know me and Rocky text each other. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Anyway, I've asked him round so you two can talk. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Well, I won't talk to him, so you can just text him | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
and tell him not to come. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
DOOR BELL | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
He's here. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Fine. I'll just jump off the balcony and he can talk to my broken, | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
-bleeding corpse. -That would solve the bedroom problem. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
It shouldn't have happened. I'm sorry. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Why did you do it? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
That is exactly the question I want to know the answer to myself. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Cos it's like one minute you're all | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
tattooing my name on yourself and then you're snogging my best mate. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
I know, I know. I've still got that tattoo, by the way. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
That tattoo is going nowhere, our bond is strong, emotional. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Yeah, plus the ink is like three layers down. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Oh, more than that, it's penetrated through like seven layers, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
cos that's how big a deal this is to me. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
You haven't even got seven layers. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
It's not just in my epidermis. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Viva, it's in my dermis. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
I just want you to tell me the truth, why did you do it? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
-I was trying to make you jealous. -Oh, my God, Rocky! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-Plus I was wasted! -That is not an excuse! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Why does everyone think being wasted is such a good excuse? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
It's pathetic! And you made me lose my best friend. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Just leave. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Snowdrop, Bluebell, Jasmine... | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
-Flower names are too cliched. -Are they? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
You should be thinking more...fruits. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Satsuma! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Satsuma Bennett. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-I like it. -We don't have to make a decision now. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
We could even wait until after she's born. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
No, but the baby shower's soon, and I want to give people time to get the gifts personalised. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
What about a satsuma theme for the baby shower? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
No, Jamie, the theme's pink. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
It's going to be a beautiful celebration of the mama-to-be. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
And I've spent a fortune on cakes and booze, so they'd better get me good presents. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-See you, Rob. Later, bruv. -Call me if you need me. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Bye, Mrs Hitchcock. Thanks for having me. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
I'm thinking you should go easy on him. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
You know, he's pretty cut up about the break-up. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Why is everybody on Rocky's side? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
The thing to remember, Viva, is that the dude was wasted. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
No. I don't care. That's not an excuse. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Just because you're drunk, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
it doesn't mean you can do what you want. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
"Oh, I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend, but I was wasted." | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
"I'm sorry I set fire to your dog, but I was wasted." | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
"Oh, I'm sorry I blew up planet earth, but I was wasted!" | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
Being wasted doesn't make anything OK! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
(I think her period must be due.) | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
I mean, I can check, cos I keep a note of everyone's period | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
in my pukka pad so they can't lie to me and get off games. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Yep, I know the menstrual pattern of every girl in Greenshoots Academy. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Ugh! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Aw! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
I know something very interesting about Leon. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
What? What, tell me? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
What are you doing? The freeze-out, remember? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Shame you're giving me the freeze-out, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
cos I know exactly who Leon likes. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
But, you ain't talking to me, so I can't tell you, can I? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Oh, come on, Holli, just tell us. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
We need to know who's got to wax off all their body hair off | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
before the weekend. (Saz needs a lot of notice.) | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
(A lot.) | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
(Probably too late for this weekend.) | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
What's the matter with you? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
We need to get Viva to end the freeze-out so Holli tells us | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
who Leon likes. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
-You're not still talking about that Leon? -I've got an idea. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
We get dressed-up and we walk past his house. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Yeah, that's a shit plan, Amber. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Holli knows who Leon likes, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
but she won't tell us cos of the freeze-out. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-What are you saying? -We can't freeze her out for ever. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
You was broken up with Rocky and they was both... | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Do not say "wasted"! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
..at a party. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
And anyway, I'm worried about her, I think she's sad. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Oh, she'll be fine. She's got loads of mates. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
She'll find another crew easy as. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
-Hey, wassup, girl? -GIRLS: Fuck off, Brandon! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
If he did to me what he'd done to you, I would... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-How do you know what he did? -Er, Viva told me. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
Brandon told me. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
He wanted me to talk to you and help him make up with you, | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
but I was like, "no". That boy is a snake. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
-Total snake. -Massive snake. We're freezing him out too, of course. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
It's so disgusting. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Your sister, Brandon, in bed - | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
-doing it. -Not sure this is helping, | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Saz. What did he say when you caught them together? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
He said, "Hey Amber, want to join in?" | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Oh, no... | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
SHE CRIES | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
# It's a wonder at all | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
# It's a wonder at all | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
# That I | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
# Survived the war. # | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
And that's why I think Saz should let me have Leon. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
To help me get over Brandon. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
-No. -Ugh! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
# I won't surrender... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
# I will fight better... # | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Do you want a game? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Fuck off then, you little arseholes! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
# You knocked me down | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
# And I will find my way around | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
# I won't surrender... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
# This is war. # | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Charlie and me loved the film of you munching on Rocky's face | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
and Viva going off blubbing her eyes out. So funny. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
There was a film? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
And Charlie and me are thinking, you might fit into our group. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
What, the super-fake bitches group? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
We've got an opening after Charlie discovered one of Lauren's | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
nipples was inverted and asked her to leave. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Why would I want to be a super-fake bitch? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
One woman's super-fake bitch is another woman's super-fierce hottie. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
What's in it for me? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
So many benefits. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
You get to go straight to the front of the lunch queue, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
no-one messes with you, and you get your own little year seven slave, | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
who goes down to the bus stop and warms you a space on the wall. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Nah. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
You get invited to every party and you get to go to all the clubs, | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
because Charlie knows people. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Could Charlie get us into Fuck A Footballer Night at Freakout? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
We've been loads. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Plus, we'd be prepared to share all our little tips | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
and tricks to get you looking as fierce as us. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
You want to give me a make over? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
Face it Holli, there's only one hair colour, and it's not... | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
..burgundy. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
MUSIC: Infinity Guitars by Sleigh Bells | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
# Ah-ah-ah! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
# Deaf chords | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
# Dead ends | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
# Sling sets can't meet their demands | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
# Dumb whores | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
# Best friends | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
# Infinity guitars, go head. # | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Told you she'd be fine. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
There's Leon! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
Wish I knew who he was waving at. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Just be normal and find a way to give him your phone number. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
So Vic East squeezes this guy's neck until his tongue shoots out, | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
and then he staple-guns the guy's tongue to a tree. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Talking of mouths, I've got this weird talent. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
I can sing my phone number to the tune of God Save The Queen. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
-SINGS: -# 02079... | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
# 460124 | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
# That is my number. # | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
I'll tell you what's really strange, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
I've the exact same phone number as my sister, except for one number, | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
so she's, like, 07700 900 936, and I'm, like, 07700 900 935. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:25 | |
That's 07700 900 935. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
And I can say it slow. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
-SLOWLY: -077... | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
And I do it to other tunes too. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
-SINGS: (JINGLE BELLS TUNE) -# 02070460124! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
# 02070460124! Hey! # | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
I've also got this weird habit of doodling my phone number | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
-on everything. Everything, you know? -This one's a bit trickier. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
SHE BEATBOXES EASTENDERS THEME | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
SINGS: # 0207946... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
# 012... four-or-or-or # | 0:16:52 | 0:16:57 | |
And I do requests, any tune at all. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Can you do it to Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
OPERA MUSIC | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
Holli, babe, you're getting lipstick on your... What is that thing? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:20 | |
Pasty. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Watch how we eat so lippy doesn't go on our food. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Bitch is wearing my perfume! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
There was a big 'whoosh' of it as she went by. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Faye, pop over there | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
and explain to Miss Obesity she can't wear Charlie's perfume. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
And while you're over there, tell her she needs to lose 17 pounds. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
That's stupid, you can't stop other people buying that perfume. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Um, I don't think I heard Charlie directly address you. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Yeah, so? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
I thought I explained this to you. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
You don't speak directly to Charlie unless she speaks to you. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
CHARLIE COUGHS FAINTLY | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
My throat's getting dry. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
What are you all looking at me for? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
I think I need a coke. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
-Charlie needs you to get her a coke. -What? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
It's your job now. Off you go. Quick! Quick! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
Charlie's thirsty. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Thank you, Holli. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
CHARLIE SCREAMS | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
So what's going on? Is this a freeze-out? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:39 | |
-I thought so. -It's all a bit complicated, Sir. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-I think I'll cope. -OK. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Basically, I kissed Viva's boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Who I only dumped a few days ago. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
And I hate Brandon, cos he two-timed me with my sister. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
I haven't told anyone, but... | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Everyone knows. Meanwhile this guy called Leon really likes me. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Or me. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Probably me, though. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Only I know who he likes best. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
But she won't tell anyone. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
We're doing a freeze-out on Holli after what she done to Viva. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
I still like Amber and I shouldn't have banged her sister, but... | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
I was wasted. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
I was wasted. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
-BOTH: -She was wasted. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Being wasted is no excuse. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
I told you it's complicated. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
And how do you feel about Viva? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Well, seeing as you're asking, | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
I fucking hate her for freezing me out, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
cos she's my best friend and I love her. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Have you said sorry? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
No, I ain't. Why should I say sorry? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
To show you're sorry? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
What? I need to get her a really expensive present | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
or take her to Nandos? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Well, you need to think about what's practical. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
What would you do if it was you? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Say your boyfriend caught you snogging Mr Perkins, | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
that new PE geezer. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
I'm not about to discuss my private life with you, Holli. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
I've seen you and your boyfriend in the Chinese buffet. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-Thank you Holli. -You're a devil for them pork balls, | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
if you don't mind me saying, Sir. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
I can't believe Brandon asked you to join in on a threesome. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
He's so disgusting. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
No, though we did sort of have a threesome once at Brandon's house | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
when we was having sex in the dark | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
and his dog joined in and we didn't realise for ages. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
-His dog. -How could you not realise? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
I just thought I'm lucky Brandon is such a skilful lover. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
I mean, eventually I thought, no, he can't be licking my boobs | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
and licking my toes at the same time. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
So I turned on the light and there was Brandon, licking my toes. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Who is he waving at? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
It's like he thinks we know who he likes, but we don't. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
Well, don't look at me, I've got no idea. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
I think he's a creepy loser. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
There's got to be a way of finding out who he likes. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Maybe we could write him a note saying, | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
"Do you want to do one of us? Tick A for Amber and B for Saz." | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
That's a dumb idea. And I'm not being B. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
I think I'll leave you two to sort this one out on your own. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
I still think we should get dressed up and walk past his house. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Jaslene, Jadene, Ashlene, Charlene, Nadine, Bergamot. | 0:20:54 | 0:21:00 | |
Berga-who? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
Bergamot. Bergamot, it's a beautiful fruit, a bit like an orange. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
Can't we just move away from the citrus? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Burger for short. "Nice, Burger, come and get your dinner." | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
# Now there was a time | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
# When you loved me so | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
# I could've been wrong | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
# But needed to know | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
# So how you like me now? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
# How you like me now? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
# How you like me now? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
# How you like me now?! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
# How you like me now?! # | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Hello? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
# How you like me now?! # | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
DOOR BELL | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
-Hiya! -Are you drunk? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
You must be, cos you look pleased to see me. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
You having a party? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
It's Anna's baby shower today, so you definitely cannot come in. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Wait, don't, don't shut the door. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
You need to help me with Amber. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
People think I'm boring and annoying, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
but you have to take responsa-bitilly. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Responsa-litibby. You have to take that thing I can't say. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
Are you dancing? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
No. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Cos if people don't take responsa... | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
That thing I can't say, then there's no accounta-bitilly. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Accounta-litibby. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Basically, if people don't take that thing I can't say, then | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
there's no that other thing I can't say, but it's like nobody gets that. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
Idiots. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
You've got a very beautiful face. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
You're only just noticing that? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Your cheekbones are... | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Damn! That is like a 47 degree angle, Brandon. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
You're good at this shit. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
I thought you'd be one of them girls that kisses like them | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
up-tight bitches that is afraid of catching something. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
I'm not afraid of catching nothing. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
-Why, have you got something? -No, I'm clean as a whistle. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
-I'm so drunk, Brandon. -Yeah, me too. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
But don't worry, we can still do it. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
That will not be a problem. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
I'm just really sad, Brandon. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
I've lost my best friend, and I've lost Justin Timberlake. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
You lost who? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
He's gone. My little Timberlake is gone. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
I went to look for him, but it was no good. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
No, it's a horse. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
No, it's a horse. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
It's a horse! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Whoa! This has got court case written all over it, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
and I ain't down for that. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
Look, I'm sorry, Viva, we can hook up when you're sober, | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
but for now, I'm out. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
I'm not going to have sex with you when I'm sober! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
So what are you doing kissing me on your bed then? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
I don't know. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Oh, just fuck off, Brandon! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
I'm the worst friend ever. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Oh, God! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
Flamingo smoothie. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
DOOR BELL | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
Go away Brandon, you can't come in! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
DOOR BELL | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
I said go... | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Why did you shout, "Go away, Brandon"? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Is Brandon here? I can smell him. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Lynx Dark Temptation, that's his weekday smell. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
No, of course he's not here. Why would he be here? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
So why did you just shout, "Go away, Brandon"? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
Cos he was such a bastard to Amber. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Are you drunk? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Yes. Are you? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Viva, we need to stop the freeze-out, | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
cos we need to know who Leon likes. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Holli knows and we need to know, cos it's basically killing us. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Oh, pink cakes! I like pink cake! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
No, they're for Anna's baby shower! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
You had Brandon in here, didn't you? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-No. -Yes, you did, admit it. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
OK, fine, but nothing happened, much. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Viva! How could you do that, after Holli and Rocky? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
-It's completely different. -Brandon's our worst enemy. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
-I know. I know, but I was wasted. -Huh! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Oh, God. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
These cakes are lovely. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
Hi, we're home! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
What's happened to my special cupcakes? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
I'm not happy about this, Rob. It's theft. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
If I'd done this back home my dad would have put me | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
in the field with the bull! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
We don't have a bull, but we'll let her off with a verbal warning. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
DOOR BELL | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Go on, my guests are arriving, Jamie, go on. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Oh, shit, Rob, three of the bottles of fizz have gone! | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
I trusted you, Viva. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
It's not all Viva's fault, Miss Bitchcock. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
I ate two of the cakes. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
I don't care, I'm coming in. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Whoa. What is it? Is it for the baby? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
It's a horse. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Oh, yes, but what is it? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
It's a horse. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
I wanted a fucking bugaboo buggy, not a fuck-ugly pony! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
It's not even pink! | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
Oh, hi, Nessie, hi, Kate. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Sorry about the pony, it's Rob's daughter, she's a fucking idiot! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
Ah, gifts! What did you get me? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
I'm sorry about Rocky, Viva. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
I've never been this close to a real horse. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
I got him from my cousin who's a gypsy. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Got to give him back tomorrow. He's not Timberlake, but... | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Thank you. And I'm sorry I've been such a bitch. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
Oh, yay! We're all friends again, I'm so happy! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
Now Holli can tell us which of us Leon likes, me or Saz. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
-Bet it's me. -No, it's Viva. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
What? Why? Why does everyone like Viva? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
So he likes Viva? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
So me and Saz sat through Orgy Of Guts I and II for nothing? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
I enjoyed them. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
He fucking stinks! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
If he shits in here, I'm literally going to make you eat it! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Take him outside, Viva. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Anna, remember, "Calm mama, calm baba." | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Oh, Jesus, I feel like I might give birth right now! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
-Remember, calm. -Oh, shut up! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
Come on, Jellybean. Jellybean? | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Jellybean. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Jellybean Bennett... | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Amber? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
I've got something to tell you. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
# People keep saying I'm doing it wrong | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
# But I say it feels all right | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
# I really do try, really do try Really do try | 0:27:58 | 0:28:03 | |
# There's a million things that I could change | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
# But maybe it's all right | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
# Cos this is my life, this is my life, this is my life. # | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 |