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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello. | :00:29. | :00:38. | |
Welcome to The Blame Game, the show that's got more laughs than the | :00:38. | :00:48. | |
cruise liner has bulging sick bags. LAUGHTER | :00:48. | :00:48. | |
cruise liner has bulging sick bags. I'm Tim McGarry and the regular | :00:48. | :00:51. | |
panelists are of course Colin Murphy, Jake O'Kane and Neil | :00:51. | :00:53. | |
Delamere. Murphy, Jake O'Kane and Neil | :00:53. | :01:02. | |
And our special guest tonight is a very funny young man. Normally on | :01:02. | :01:06. | |
the Blame Game, we search the entire world to bring you the finest comedy | :01:06. | :01:09. | |
talent we can find. And this week, we went the whole way to Lurgan. | :01:09. | :01:16. | |
We stopped the first fella we saw who wasn't drinking Buckfast. | :01:16. | :01:20. | |
He's a local comedian very much on the up. Give a warm welcome to | :01:20. | :01:24. | |
mickey Bartlett! CHEERING AND | :01:24. | :01:30. | |
Now for the last two weeks, we have been in Derry, Londonderry, the City | :01:30. | :01:36. | |
of culture, the great to be back in Belfast, the City of Culture that's | :01:36. | :01:40. | |
culture with a K. We are here, believe it or not, in | :01:40. | :01:54. | |
the old black stuff studios where other things were filmed. A quick | :01:54. | :01:59. | |
hello to Jamie Bryson who treated that he watched the show last week | :01:59. | :02:04. | |
and really enjoyed it, which proves no-one's explained it to him yet -- | :02:04. | :02:07. | |
Tweeted. The audience ask the questions and | :02:07. | :02:11. | |
the panel provide some unreliable answers. What are the first | :02:11. | :02:15. | |
questions toppite from the audience? Who's to blame for Lisburn? | :02:15. | :02:26. | |
LAUGHTER That's all it says. From Rachel and | :02:26. | :02:33. | |
her address is Lisburn! Who do you blame for Stormont being | :02:33. | :02:37. | |
in crisis? Yes, Sinn Fein say power sharing is | :02:37. | :02:41. | |
in crisis. Peter Robinson's said that everyone just needs to cool the | :02:41. | :02:47. | |
jets. Cool the jets? ! Who does he think he is, the Fonz. The maze, | :02:47. | :02:53. | |
flags and marching have all been controversial. People say nothing's | :02:53. | :02:56. | |
changed, but that's not true. Nowadays when MLAs go to a march, | :02:56. | :03:00. | |
they can get a taxi there and back and put it on expenses. | :03:00. | :03:04. | |
But who can we blame for Stormont being in crisis? | :03:04. | :03:09. | |
The whole maze thing was that it kicked off in is summer. The peace | :03:09. | :03:15. | |
and reconciliation, they can't decide whether to have it or not, | :03:15. | :03:19. | |
and then when they do have it, they can't decide which flag. Peace and | :03:19. | :03:23. | |
reconciliation and they can't decide. They say it could be a | :03:23. | :03:26. | |
shining example for the world and it's like, are you insane? They are | :03:26. | :03:28. | |
terrified it's going to be a shrine it's like, are you insane? They are | :03:28. | :03:35. | |
to terrorism because the Catholics love a shrine. | :03:35. | :03:45. | |
It's going to become a shrine. They are leaving two H blocks, that's | :03:45. | :03:49. | |
part of the design. I think the unit youenists are | :03:49. | :03:54. | |
terrified they'll build two visitor blocks in the shape of As, so that | :03:54. | :04:03. | |
from the air it says "HAHA". It's insane. | :04:03. | :04:07. | |
APPLAUSE Shouldn't be be a H block and a H | :04:07. | :04:28. | |
block, as in haich and aitch. How do you pronounce the next thing? | :04:29. | :04:35. | |
Giro! That is a disgusting stereotype that | :04:35. | :04:38. | |
happens to be true. They are doing That is a disgusting stereotype that | :04:38. | :04:42. | |
the thing around the north and Sinn Fein are very annoyed because you | :04:42. | :04:48. | |
are not coming to the Forth Road. Why do they think everything has to | :04:48. | :04:58. | |
come to the Forth Road. The race with the bikes or the things flying | :04:58. | :05:05. | |
down the road, have you seen the state of the roads, bumpy. It's | :05:05. | :05:11. | |
going through east Belfast. The number of cars that have been burnt | :05:11. | :05:14. | |
out there recently, it's not the smoothest thing in the world. | :05:14. | :05:20. | |
It's the perfect time to come to West Belfast. Lance Armstrong has | :05:20. | :05:26. | |
retired and he wouldn't be offended by the statues that look like | :05:27. | :05:32. | |
testicles. Coming down Broadway, something's happened, his bike's | :05:32. | :05:42. | |
gone! APPLAUSE | :05:42. | :05:47. | |
£25, it's very light, £25, buy this bike. I went to a tour, like the | :05:47. | :05:56. | |
Tour de France, it was in Cork a couple of years ago. I went to see | :05:56. | :06:00. | |
it. I was watching it and my friend's really into cycling. He was | :06:00. | :06:05. | |
very exciting. It was like the bend of the road, he was enthusiastic | :06:05. | :06:10. | |
about it, we were stood for an hour-and-a-half waiting and then the | :06:10. | :06:15. | |
next thing, a policeman came past on a motorbike and it was like, it's | :06:15. | :06:19. | |
coming, it's coming, all the cars came through with the bicycles on | :06:19. | :06:23. | |
the roof - which I think is cheating - and then it was like here they | :06:23. | :06:30. | |
come and vroom and that was it! They were all together in one big lump, | :06:30. | :06:35. | |
they cycled past and that was it! And he was like "that was | :06:35. | :06:40. | |
brilliant". Did you see who was the leader, he asked me and I was like, | :06:40. | :06:45. | |
I didn't see anything. What about standing at the top of | :06:45. | :06:52. | |
the hill? That's what gravity does. Is there a cycling club? Any reason | :06:52. | :06:59. | |
why it should go there? Yes, there is a cycling shop. I | :06:59. | :07:03. | |
don't like the idea that Italians can come over here and decide | :07:03. | :07:07. | |
instantly what routes they want and yet you need Richard to decide | :07:07. | :07:09. | |
whether you want to walk. Use have got a new passport out. | :07:09. | :07:18. | |
Like I've done it. It's an affront Use have got a new passport out. | :07:18. | :07:26. | |
to the people of the North because you have got wee pictures of | :07:26. | :07:29. | |
to the people of the North because watermarks everywhere down south, | :07:29. | :07:33. | |
not one of Northern Ireland. No. Could have had a wee petrol bomber. | :07:33. | :07:38. | |
Could have had a wee orange man sitting in a caravan. Nothing. You | :07:38. | :07:47. | |
don't really need one to be honest. You could walk into Dublin with an | :07:47. | :07:51. | |
extra vision card, do you know that? ! Tesco Clubcard and the scanners | :07:51. | :07:58. | |
would give you your points. It's friendly. I went there once, I | :07:58. | :08:03. | |
came up from France or is somewhere, we landed in, everybody gets lumped | :08:03. | :08:08. | |
in together. I queued up and went straight through, the man's checking | :08:08. | :08:14. | |
the passport, he saw it and he went "welcome back". | :08:14. | :08:18. | |
It was very nice. They say that to everybody because they read your | :08:18. | :08:22. | |
name on the passport. That's the point. Every other country, they | :08:22. | :08:34. | |
have the man who just grunts at you. I was reading about that because it | :08:34. | :08:39. | |
causes controversy here in some parts of Northern Ireland because | :08:39. | :08:44. | |
yes, liky said, there was a map of the island of Ireland and it kicked | :08:44. | :08:50. | |
off in The Telegraph in the comments section because it's people losing | :08:50. | :08:54. | |
their heads, sectarian from both sides, going, it's a territorial | :08:54. | :09:01. | |
claim and they are both going at each other. Five comments down a | :09:01. | :09:05. | |
lunatic goes, doesn't Tyrone look great on the map! | :09:05. | :09:15. | |
There is some poetry on the map. The weaver poet. Yes, seems a | :09:15. | :09:20. | |
positive thing. It is, yes. I thought it was very good. Slightly | :09:20. | :09:24. | |
terrifying. It worried me that the way Scotland's going to become | :09:24. | :09:26. | |
terrifying. It worried me that the possibly independent. That doesn't | :09:26. | :09:29. | |
bear thinking about here if there would have to be a passport with | :09:29. | :09:34. | |
Ulster Scots on it. I think you would find it's a | :09:34. | :09:48. | |
passporte! It's a book. Plawz law -- | :09:48. | :09:49. | |
APPLAUSE The other thing they are arguing | :09:49. | :09:53. | |
about is the super councils. We used to have about 70 councils, then | :09:53. | :09:57. | |
there were 26, now they are going down to 11. In ten years or | :09:57. | :10:01. | |
something like that. For ten years they've been deciding, shall we get | :10:01. | :10:06. | |
rid of the councils, but nobody will make a decision. If they make a | :10:06. | :10:11. | |
decision, people won't vote for them "you took away our thing" what was | :10:11. | :10:16. | |
it? "I don't know but you took it away" and now everyone else has got | :10:16. | :10:20. | |
the thing, they always get the thing and it doesn't matter what the thing | :10:20. | :10:24. | |
is, it's always like, you get the thing, you always get the thing, we | :10:24. | :10:30. | |
is, it's always like, you get the get nothing. They are terrified to | :10:30. | :10:32. | |
make a decision. This super council get nothing. They are terrified to | :10:32. | :10:38. | |
things, they want to straighten the councils down and stop the members | :10:38. | :10:47. | |
being MLAs. They should have a super council. We are going to collect | :10:47. | :10:49. | |
your bins, ta-dar! Then some bloke council. We are going to collect | :10:49. | :10:57. | |
in a hi-viz jacket going, question are too full". | :10:57. | :11:03. | |
"Can't close it". "Can't close your lid, it's too full". | :11:03. | :11:11. | |
Bin collecting here, since the wheelie bin introduction, right, the | :11:11. | :11:18. | |
bin man used to be a heavy job, the thing on their shoulder, walking | :11:18. | :11:25. | |
with the bin. It was unbelievably hard and physical. Now it's wheelie | :11:25. | :11:29. | |
bins and it's like boom, the machine goes up and it's like "I'm | :11:29. | :11:39. | |
knackered". . I had to chase the bin lorry months ago, it was like bins, | :11:39. | :11:44. | |
I forgot to put the bins out, they wouldn't come back. It was the | :11:44. | :11:45. | |
campest thing I've ever done, wouldn't come back. It was the | :11:45. | :11:49. | |
running with two bin, you know, like the beginning of the Sound of Music, | :11:50. | :11:54. | |
running with the bins. Could you empty these, please. | :11:54. | :12:00. | |
And they go, it's got to be the brown bin outside. | :12:00. | :12:08. | |
I was up Shankill Road with a bus full of nuns this week. | :12:08. | :12:15. | |
LAUGHTER Long story but I'll cut it short. I know it's ridiculous and | :12:15. | :12:22. | |
you wouldn't believe me. The sister is a missionary nun. They | :12:22. | :12:31. | |
come home every five years, maybe a wee dance or a knit. Dancing nuns. I | :12:31. | :12:40. | |
don't know what nuns do. They have an hour between four and five to see | :12:40. | :12:46. | |
the murals in West Belfast so I say fair enough, I know a guy who knows | :12:46. | :12:52. | |
a guy who knows a guy, I get the guy over, very historical, doing the | :12:52. | :12:56. | |
murals, getting the bus, I think we are going to go down to Titanic, | :12:56. | :13:00. | |
your man drives to the Shankill Road to show them the other side. They | :13:00. | :13:06. | |
are all in plain clothes, right. I thought at this stage, fair enough, | :13:06. | :13:09. | |
they are in plain clothes, things are sweet. Then I look at the bass | :13:10. | :13:14. | |
back of the bus, there's an old weird nun with the whole thing on | :13:14. | :13:21. | |
her. It's called a wimble, I didn't know that, they wobble so don't fall | :13:21. | :13:25. | |
off. I had to turn round and say, sister if anyone asks you anything, | :13:25. | :13:34. | |
we are on a hen night, OK. LAUGHTER | :13:34. | :13:38. | |
Thank you very much for that. Yes, who do we blame for the crisis at | :13:38. | :13:45. | |
Stormont? A bus full of Funs. -- nuns. | :13:45. | :13:51. | |
APPLAUSE There is controversy over proposed | :13:51. | :13:55. | |
school reforms. The Minister of Education is opposed to grammar | :13:55. | :13:59. | |
schools. Like most MLAs; he's not only opposed to that, but to | :13:59. | :14:03. | |
grammar. Meanwhile, in a speech at the Tory | :14:04. | :14:08. | |
Party Conference, Secretary of State Theresa Villiers said the Government | :14:08. | :14:11. | |
was not semi detached from Northern Ireland. Speaking from a disused | :14:11. | :14:16. | |
toilet in the basement, she also said she stood behind the PSNI and | :14:16. | :14:21. | |
she's right, we should all stand behind the police, never stand in | :14:21. | :14:25. | |
front of them. Be of- what Nigel Dodge did and look what happened to | :14:25. | :14:31. | |
him! -- that's what Nigel Dodge did. What | :14:31. | :14:35. | |
is our next question - who do you blame for America coming to a stand | :14:35. | :14:39. | |
still? Good news, Northern Ireland, for one | :14:39. | :14:44. | |
week only, our politicians are not the stupidest ones on the planet! | :14:44. | :14:48. | |
American democrats and Republicans have shot down the Government | :14:48. | :14:51. | |
because they can't agree on health care and the debt ceiling, but it's | :14:51. | :14:54. | |
not about anything important like a flag or a march, so it should get | :14:54. | :14:58. | |
sorted quickly. The US government officials and advisers have had pay | :14:59. | :15:02. | |
frozen, but don't worry, that could never happen here. | :15:02. | :15:07. | |
Our MLAs would be too scared to tell their wives, sorry, love, you are | :15:07. | :15:09. | |
not getting your money. But, who can we blame for America | :15:09. | :15:22. | |
coming to a complete standstill? I feel sorry for people. The museums | :15:22. | :15:27. | |
are closed and the National Parks. I feel sorry for parents who've | :15:27. | :15:31. | |
managed to drag their kids out of bed, the teenagers, have hidden | :15:31. | :15:38. | |
Grand Theft Auto 75 or whatever the latest number is, knocked off | :15:38. | :15:42. | |
electrical substations off the Internet, dragged them to the museum | :15:42. | :15:47. | |
and it's closed. English tourists in Dublin come here Easter and they | :15:47. | :15:53. | |
don't know that you can't buy good drink on -- drink on Good Friday. | :15:53. | :15:59. | |
It's great. People are like, yeah, having it large and people are like, | :15:59. | :16:05. | |
no, you can't buy any, they don't even know. And it's like, shall we | :16:05. | :16:10. | |
tell 'em and we are like, no, we'll not tell 'em. It's like, any other | :16:10. | :16:17. | |
night of the year I'd be with you but not tonight. Three hours later | :16:17. | :16:21. | |
they are bewildered looking like they are at Disney world and | :16:21. | :16:27. | |
somebody just battered Mickey Mouse to death. | :16:27. | :16:30. | |
They are like, where's the best place to get a drink and you are | :16:30. | :16:34. | |
like, Newry. The American thing, it is bad, their | :16:34. | :16:38. | |
Government's closed down for about two or three days, mind you we have | :16:38. | :16:42. | |
had that four years and nobody's noticed. Did you see the filibuster, | :16:42. | :16:49. | |
the guy that tried to talk up the Obama thing, he talked for 21 hours. | :16:49. | :16:52. | |
the guy that tried to talk up the It's weird. Do they have that here? | :16:52. | :16:57. | |
We invented that, the Irish Party. Is it still in effect here? In | :16:57. | :17:02. | |
Stormont? Yes. I don't know. Nobody would listen to anybody in Stormont. | :17:02. | :17:06. | |
Nobody in Stormont can actually talk that much. | :17:06. | :17:09. | |
Somebody did it in Stormont for 21 years, they would use 1 words. | :17:09. | :17:16. | |
The land of democracy and freedom, the cool, I wanna live there, man, | :17:16. | :17:20. | |
then if they could speak like us, it would be great. Instead of going... | :17:20. | :17:33. | |
(speaks fast Northern Irish) We got a wink. They do high fives there. | :17:33. | :17:42. | |
Do the Americans not buy all that stuff as well? I think people here | :17:42. | :17:44. | |
Do the Americans not buy all that didn't, that was the thing. | :17:44. | :17:46. | |
Do the Americans not buy all that There was a song about that. | :17:46. | :18:00. | |
Christie Moore, it was like he was eating hot champions go, | :18:00. | :18:09. | |
hoo-ha-hoo-ha. He was giving off about it, he didn't like it. Thank | :18:09. | :18:13. | |
you for that. If you want to get away from America, you need a new | :18:13. | :18:16. | |
Irish passport. The new Irish passport includes Ulster Scots | :18:16. | :18:22. | |
poetry but I'm sure Nelson McAusland still won't get one. We can have | :18:22. | :18:25. | |
British and Irish passports. We all have a double identity which | :18:26. | :18:30. | |
explains how Gerry Adams could be leader of the IRA and yet not in it | :18:30. | :18:40. | |
at the same time. APPLAUSE | :18:40. | :18:42. | |
So what is the next question tonight from the audience? Who do you blame | :18:42. | :18:47. | |
for the restriction of civil rights with the removal to porn at work in | :18:47. | :18:53. | |
Stormont? Signed by a Fathers 4 Justice traded | :18:53. | :19:03. | |
-- MLA. Who do you blame for the lack of toilet paper on translink | :19:03. | :19:07. | |
trains? I wouldn't be reading that out if I were you. | :19:07. | :19:16. | |
This is a story in the papers. There was a guy stopped without a ticket | :19:16. | :19:20. | |
and the inspector asked where the ticket was and he ended up in court | :19:21. | :19:26. | |
and the judge even went, that is the worst defence, his defence was, | :19:26. | :19:30. | |
there was no toilet pager in the train so I had to use the ticket. | :19:30. | :19:44. | |
Classy. One of those shiny ones with no absorbency. As long as it's a | :19:45. | :19:49. | |
ticket and not some card that you have to swipe. Did he get off? What | :19:49. | :19:54. | |
do you mean did he get off? When you say did he get off... | :19:54. | :19:58. | |
LAUGHTER In next question tonight is, who do | :19:58. | :20:03. | |
you blame for unusual discoveries? A plumber in Dublin found 140,000 euro | :20:03. | :20:09. | |
in 50 euro notes under the bath of an ex-IRA man. All I can say is, | :20:09. | :20:14. | |
it's a pity he didn't look in the septic tank, he might have found | :20:14. | :20:18. | |
Shergar. The plumber handed the money to his | :20:18. | :20:23. | |
boss - seriously - that's how much Dublin plumbers earn. | :20:23. | :20:27. | |
140,000 euro and it still didn't cover the call out charge. | :20:27. | :20:33. | |
A council worker in Bangor found 10,000 in cash in the town's | :20:33. | :20:37. | |
recycling centre and handed it all over. The council worker has been | :20:37. | :20:41. | |
praised for his honesty and divorced by his wife. | :20:41. | :20:51. | |
Who can we blame for unusual discoveries? Bangor, £10,000 in cash | :20:51. | :20:58. | |
in recycling. It's Bangor, you know. Just throw it out, we are finished | :20:58. | :21:04. | |
with it, it's loose change, I put nit the right bin. He handed it in | :21:04. | :21:15. | |
and a councillor rightly commended him saying it's very honest and if | :21:15. | :21:18. | |
anybody wants to claim this money, they are going to have to be very, | :21:19. | :21:23. | |
very specific in the description of this money. It's money! Do you know | :21:23. | :21:29. | |
what I mean? ! Who's the picture on it! ? I initially thought he's going | :21:29. | :21:36. | |
to have to be very specific, but no, we have our own weird bank notes | :21:36. | :21:43. | |
here. The unionists are always giving off about this saying it's | :21:43. | :21:47. | |
Britain, it's the United Kingdom, look at your money and I looked at | :21:47. | :21:50. | |
Britain, it's the United Kingdom, mine and it was Harry Ferguson on my | :21:50. | :21:54. | |
money! They are not the only people that have found things this week. | :21:54. | :21:59. | |
There was Al-Qaeda found something this week, right. This is the most | :21:59. | :22:05. | |
bizarre story in the world. Al-Qaeda unwittingly discovered a terrorist | :22:05. | :22:07. | |
plot that didn't involve them. unwittingly discovered a terrorist | :22:07. | :22:12. | |
There was a boat going through the Suez canal and Al-Qaeda decided, we | :22:12. | :22:18. | |
are going to shoot that because they are from North Belfast. So they got | :22:18. | :22:24. | |
a rocket-propelled grenade, fired it at the ship, a little too high, | :22:24. | :22:28. | |
didn't go into the hull, but went into a container at the back of the | :22:28. | :22:31. | |
ship, went straight through and blew it up. The one container they blew | :22:31. | :22:36. | |
up belonged to dissident Republicans who were smuggling fags here. This | :22:36. | :22:41. | |
is true, sounds insane. It's like the plot of a weird movie. | :22:41. | :22:47. | |
They blew up their consignment, little did they know who owned it - | :22:47. | :22:51. | |
I will find you! The container full of fags. Four | :22:51. | :22:56. | |
million euro? That dissident Republicans were smuggling untoural. | :22:56. | :22:58. | |
million euro? That dissident They blew it up. There must be some | :22:58. | :23:03. | |
doctor evil who controls all the evil terrorist things, there must be | :23:03. | :23:06. | |
a complaint where they sit down in arbitration and go, what happened to | :23:06. | :23:09. | |
our fags and it's like, we didn't know the cigarettes were on the | :23:09. | :23:13. | |
our fags and it's like, we didn't boat. It wasn't a consignment that | :23:13. | :23:17. | |
said "stolen fags". Every time someone came to our door when I was | :23:17. | :23:24. | |
little, we used to buy two copies of the LVF news. | :23:25. | :23:26. | |
There is such a publication as the the LVF news. | :23:26. | :23:38. | |
LVF news? The public spell it VLF news. | :23:38. | :23:44. | |
It's a list. It's the same reason my dad has the | :23:44. | :23:47. | |
Irish news to see if he's in it. in Irish news to see if he's init. in | :23:47. | :23:52. | |
it. Be- not a death notice. It was years. This guy's always bringing | :23:52. | :23:54. | |
it. Be- not a death notice. It was Disney videos to the house for us | :23:54. | :23:58. | |
and it was years before I seen this half of the screen of the Lion King | :23:58. | :24:02. | |
because we started watching and this half of the screen of the Lion King | :24:02. | :24:07. | |
guy is sat in front, it was just a bloke's head on a soldier, I used to | :24:07. | :24:19. | |
sing the semi circle of life! If somebody had a movie, they get it | :24:19. | :24:26. | |
before the cinema, so this wide boy sold me the King's Speech, took it | :24:26. | :24:28. | |
home, put it on. Took it out, sold me the King's Speech, took it | :24:28. | :24:36. | |
cheaped it. Put it on. Took it out. Nobody told me he stuttered. | :24:36. | :24:46. | |
APPLAUSE A thatten in China has a nose on his | :24:46. | :24:52. | |
forehead. That's amazing. Where did he keep his glasses? | :24:52. | :24:57. | |
LAUGHTER I feel sorry for him when he puts | :24:57. | :25:05. | |
the hat on. What if he were an eskimo? How would | :25:05. | :25:23. | |
he say hello? It's upside down as well. He could put his head under | :25:23. | :25:31. | |
water for ages. Are you watching My Tattoo Addiction, there was a dog in | :25:31. | :25:34. | |
that. There was a huge bodybuilder dude and he got his dog's ashes, put | :25:34. | :25:39. | |
mixed into the tattoo ink. The dog was dead, he didn't just... He | :25:39. | :25:45. | |
didn't just burn his leg or owt like that, he got it put in his tattoo | :25:45. | :25:51. | |
and there was a picture of the dog made. It will be weird if the dog | :25:51. | :25:58. | |
haunts him and scratches him there. Or if he walks past lampposts. Yes, | :25:58. | :26:04. | |
wees in the puppy urinal. Someone got a tattoo on the bottom of the | :26:04. | :26:10. | |
inside of his lip. What's the point of that, I would like a tattoo that | :26:10. | :26:19. | |
can only be seen when I suck. Cheryl Cole's tattoo is a disgrace? Have | :26:19. | :26:24. | |
you seen it? It's roses across her bottom. She's talken something that | :26:25. | :26:30. | |
was beautiful and ruined it. She shouldn't be allowed to do it -- | :26:30. | :26:39. | |
taken something that was beautiful. Tattoos are very common. I thought | :26:39. | :26:42. | |
you were talking about the tattoo that was here, on the indoor 12th in | :26:42. | :26:47. | |
the Odyssey. APPLAUSE | :26:47. | :26:50. | |
Throwing the thing up, hits the roof! | :26:50. | :26:51. | |
Throwing the thing up, hits the Thank you, thank you very much for | :26:51. | :26:54. | |
that. Yes, indeed it's true, an Al-Qaeda rocket attack on a coarse | :26:54. | :26:59. | |
go ship accidentally uncovered 4 million euro worth of cigarettes | :26:59. | :27:05. | |
allegedly destined for Real IRA. The Real IRA smuggling fags, don't they | :27:05. | :27:09. | |
realise those things kill people! ? Time for a quick fire round. | :27:09. | :27:13. | |
Various newspaper head Lewis Hamiltons will be read to you and I | :27:13. | :27:19. | |
want you to be quicker than a Daily Mail paper boy delivering to Ed | :27:19. | :27:23. | |
Miliband. Spotting a badger with TB is complex? It's not | :27:23. | :27:26. | |
black-and-white. How Gordon Brown reacted to Tony | :27:27. | :27:30. | |
Blair's heart scare. Boo! | :27:30. | :27:35. | |
A tidy house is better than sex. My house is spotless. | :27:36. | :27:47. | |
Rolf Harris appears in court. Sketch ah dust thrown out for saying, can | :27:47. | :27:56. | |
you guess what it is yet. And finally, 15 things a girl should | :27:56. | :28:06. | |
avoid in fresher's week. It's the football team. | :28:06. | :28:11. | |
That's it, that's the end of the show. Please show your appreciation | :28:11. | :28:20. | |
to our panel, Jake O'Kane, Colin Murphy and Neil Delamere. | :28:20. | :28:26. | |
I'm Tim McGarry, until next week, don't blame yourselves, blame each | :28:26. | :28:28. | |
other. Bye-bye. | :28:29. | :28:34. |