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APPLAUSE Hello and welcome to The Blame Game, | :00:29. | :00:42. | |
so that does to the news that a painting by Michael stoned us to | :00:42. | :00:47. | |
art. Yes, we have more last than Keith | :00:47. | :00:55. | |
Gillespie has beaten dogs. I am Tim McGarry and her thoroughbred | :00:56. | :00:57. | |
panellists are Colin Murphy, Neil Delamere and Jake O'Kane. Our | :00:57. | :01:10. | |
special guest tonight is a move from the South, now, it is not Conal | :01:10. | :01:15. | |
McFeely at, we could afford to hire him but he could not afford to hire | :01:15. | :01:19. | |
his way to do his research as well. We have gone for a top-class | :01:19. | :01:25. | |
comedian, described as a ball of energy. Please welcome, Mr Pelle | :01:25. | :01:42. | |
Toshi. -- Bernard O'Shea. We are excited because David Cameron | :01:42. | :01:46. | |
is in town. I am sure he is watching, welcome David. | :01:46. | :01:56. | |
On with the show, the audience asks the questions and our panel provides | :01:56. | :01:59. | |
unreliable answers. What questions do we have from the audience? Who do | :01:59. | :02:04. | |
you blame for unwonted tourists? The do we have from the audience? Who do | :02:04. | :02:11. | |
number of medical cards in Northern Ireland exceeds the total population | :02:11. | :02:15. | |
by 80,000. It raises questions about whether our health service is being | :02:15. | :02:18. | |
abused by so-called health tourists humming from the public. | :02:18. | :02:28. | |
Southerners, coming here... Southerners coming up here to our | :02:28. | :02:36. | |
health service. God, how bad must be system be! Can I say to our friends | :02:36. | :02:41. | |
in the South, if you want to join the United Kingdom, just ask! I am | :02:41. | :02:48. | |
sure it can be arranged. A guidebook has been issued this week to Chinese | :02:48. | :02:52. | |
tourists telling them how to behave once abroad. Apparently Chinese | :02:52. | :02:56. | |
tourists can be pushy, rude and offensive. Well, then, come to | :02:56. | :03:01. | |
Northern Ireland, no one will notice. | :03:01. | :03:04. | |
But who can be blamed for unwonted tourists. There is a 60 page booklet | :03:04. | :03:10. | |
for Chinese tourists when they go abroad. The Executive have opened | :03:10. | :03:16. | |
our own office in Beijing. We have representation in Beijing. There's | :03:16. | :03:23. | |
well have two words, "say nothing!" Just say nothing! But there are | :03:23. | :03:32. | |
80,000 who have come up here! 80,000! They have come up here and | :03:32. | :03:38. | |
taking our hospital beds. In some parts of Donegal they are seeing, | :03:38. | :03:44. | |
Mary, are you going to words, now I am going to Donnie gal. | :03:44. | :04:02. | |
That everything is lovely. They are trying to get tourists into Northern | :04:02. | :04:08. | |
Ireland. The free Derry Museum is going to do an extension. £2 | :04:08. | :04:14. | |
million, the lottery heritage fund is giving them the money. But Arlene | :04:14. | :04:20. | |
Foster will not sign off, the Enterprise Minister, who is the DUP. | :04:20. | :04:26. | |
It is a symptom that the DUP ministers sometimes have. It is | :04:26. | :04:32. | |
known as writers cramp. Arlene Foster hazard. It is that thing, | :04:33. | :04:50. | |
seniors, it cannot work. You have no proof that the 80,000 | :04:50. | :04:55. | |
people are Southerners. You are correct to blame Southerners, as a | :04:55. | :05:03. | |
long-time resident of newly... Let us be honest, we as Southerners, we | :05:03. | :05:11. | |
do not come up here to individual health services. We come to shop at | :05:11. | :05:16. | |
Asda and go bankrupt. It is amazing that that is the implication that | :05:16. | :05:19. | |
the Southerners come to use the health service... It is, it is! | :05:19. | :05:29. | |
Irish emigration in the past used to be a good thing. Now it is all about | :05:29. | :05:36. | |
going to from an for a prostate exam! -- Fermanagh. | :05:36. | :05:48. | |
going to from an for a prostate They used to say the streets were | :05:48. | :06:01. | |
paved with the medicine. But how will be smuggled drugs back | :06:01. | :06:07. | |
across the border? I do not know, but there are couple of girls in | :06:07. | :06:21. | |
Peru! There is one house in Armagh for that one address that has lots | :06:21. | :06:30. | |
of beds. There are 20,000 extra medical cards in Derry. EasyJet do | :06:31. | :06:38. | |
not want to take your bags any more. medical cards in Derry. EasyJet do | :06:38. | :06:42. | |
They say it is too big. They are medical cards in Derry. EasyJet do | :06:42. | :06:49. | |
leaving the passengers behind, 30 passengers were left behind on the | :06:49. | :06:56. | |
tarmac in Malaga. The lunatics online who said what is the best | :06:56. | :06:59. | |
seats to pick in an event of an accident, I'm sitting in row 14, | :06:59. | :07:11. | |
I'll be all right. A plane does not reverse into anything. They say | :07:11. | :07:17. | |
everyone wants as an emergency exit seat. You get the extra legroom. | :07:17. | :07:22. | |
This American guy said on a flight, have you ever opened the emergency | :07:22. | :07:24. | |
door on an Airbus? I said no, have you ever opened the emergency | :07:24. | :07:33. | |
because I am here! Remember I was saying to you before that I poked | :07:33. | :07:38. | |
myself in the eyes which weakens a little bit of your eyeball, what | :07:38. | :07:43. | |
happened in Scotland, the second time it happened it was in high | :07:43. | :07:51. | |
Wycombe. My body now -- it knows that it is free. One voice will say | :07:51. | :07:58. | |
that is really sore and the other one will say can you make it! There | :07:58. | :08:04. | |
are bits hanging off of me and another voice saying, "stay with it, | :08:04. | :08:05. | |
are bits hanging off of me and stay with it." You can just imagine | :08:05. | :08:13. | |
doctors from the NHS kicking you back over! Where am I? I am in | :08:13. | :08:25. | |
Donnie gal, what is that mean? Our next question is, who did you | :08:25. | :08:32. | |
blame for a lack of imagination. A painting of two women kissing has | :08:32. | :08:35. | |
been withdrawn from an art exhibition in the Ulster Museum. The | :08:35. | :08:40. | |
artist express apprised and said I'd take it you do not want my other | :08:40. | :08:45. | |
paintings? Two guys trying to give blood. We are very sensitive about | :08:45. | :08:53. | |
art in Northern Ireland, except at Trudell Avenue were guests lasted a | :08:53. | :08:59. | |
art in Northern Ireland, except at painting by Michael Stones is | :08:59. | :09:07. | |
serving 700 years in jail. He could actually get out for good behaviour | :09:07. | :09:12. | |
and by good behaviour I mean if he stops bloody painting. But who could | :09:12. | :09:17. | |
be blamed for a lack of the pagination? -- lack of imagination. | :09:17. | :09:30. | |
This painting has been taken down. There is an exhibition every year | :09:30. | :09:35. | |
that includes members of the Royal Academy. The select all of these | :09:35. | :09:38. | |
paintings and this one got through to the final. When they started to | :09:38. | :09:43. | |
hang the exhibition they thought it was dodgy, two women kissing each | :09:43. | :09:50. | |
other. I have not seen a picture, I do not know at the our naked or not. | :09:50. | :09:59. | |
There is nothing the Belfast Telegraph likes more than putting | :09:59. | :10:05. | |
something like that in its paper. So there was a suggestion that this | :10:05. | :10:09. | |
painting should be put in a separate part of the museum with a sign | :10:09. | :10:12. | |
saying you are entering the forbidden zone, in an attempt to put | :10:12. | :10:14. | |
saying you are entering the people off. That would only attract | :10:14. | :10:18. | |
people. If that had been done there would have been more people than | :10:18. | :10:22. | |
ever before at this exhibition. School groups, 12 and 13-year-old | :10:22. | :10:28. | |
boys, that is not going to attract them in this light is, is it? Two | :10:29. | :10:35. | |
women kissing them? That is not going to frighten them at all. Due | :10:35. | :10:39. | |
women kissing them? That is not to not know the relationship between | :10:39. | :10:40. | |
these two women. A man and the women to not know the relationship between | :10:40. | :10:47. | |
kissing, that is deemed appropriate. They could be brother and sister, do | :10:47. | :10:51. | |
you do not know the background. The Michael Stones thing, they are half | :10:51. | :10:59. | |
wing of his picture. People are wanting it in numbers. The Orange | :10:59. | :11:02. | |
Order are doing the speech. It was announced that they would be selling | :11:03. | :11:06. | |
raffle tickets for this. The painting again has two women and | :11:06. | :11:13. | |
it, not kissing. They are stealing and seeing what a beautiful flag. | :11:13. | :11:21. | |
Two women staring at a flag, the hair of the women represents the | :11:21. | :11:28. | |
people. Not the women. It is the hair that represents the people, | :11:28. | :11:29. | |
very thick hair. They are represents the people of Trudell | :11:29. | :11:40. | |
Avenue. Now, it represents the United Kingdom. He is selling this | :11:40. | :11:48. | |
thing, raffle tickets and people are interested. I would love to be at | :11:48. | :11:53. | |
that raffle, you know it is an Orange ticket. 1690. I would love to | :11:53. | :12:12. | |
win that painting. Leave it a couple of years, go on the Antiques | :12:12. | :12:18. | |
Roadshow. You would queue for ages and ages and get some dude in a | :12:18. | :12:21. | |
decade well with a little cardigan and ages and get some dude in a | :12:21. | :12:27. | |
and he would go, " is there a story behind this painting?" "Well, I do | :12:27. | :12:36. | |
not know if you know about the city and the flag issue..." Can you | :12:36. | :12:42. | |
describe who is Michael Stones to me, this will sound terrible, I do | :12:42. | :12:49. | |
not know who he is. Do you not revolving doors? Have you ever seen | :12:49. | :12:54. | |
a picture of a guy in a revolving door going round and round? He has | :12:54. | :13:08. | |
not been sentenced to 700 years, they have just let a revolving door | :13:08. | :13:14. | |
going at Asda. And he is an artist now? Yes. Is he getting at? William | :13:14. | :13:37. | |
Humphries, our local DUP member who is complaining because the | :13:37. | :13:44. | |
Protestant people are not finding the theatre attractive. It is a cold | :13:44. | :13:49. | |
house for the Protestant people. The interview said what is the last play | :13:49. | :13:53. | |
you went to see. He said, I cannot remember. What was the last and you | :13:53. | :13:57. | |
went to see? He said, I cannot remember. He is saying that | :13:58. | :14:03. | |
Protestant working-class are not going to the theatre in. They are | :14:03. | :14:07. | |
not going to the MAC and places like that. So, who is going? Is it full | :14:07. | :14:19. | |
of Catholics? There is a tremendous sense of show business about | :14:19. | :14:26. | |
Catholicism. Catholics go to Mars, there is dressing up, you get | :14:26. | :14:30. | |
involved in the show, there is small, dry case! Can. Mark you know, | :14:30. | :14:40. | |
it is great. There is lots of great theatre here, the only thing I was | :14:40. | :14:45. | |
ever at was opera at the Belfast Opera house. It was Le Vell, old | :14:45. | :14:57. | |
fellow. It is full of old people who I thought would get offended by | :14:57. | :15:00. | |
people turning up in normal clothes. I could not have been more right. | :15:00. | :15:09. | |
They hated it, that they were all dressed up to the nines. There were | :15:09. | :15:21. | |
lots of people and lots of cast dressed up to the nines. There were | :15:21. | :15:24. | |
members and the orchestra was underground. They were having a | :15:25. | :15:28. | |
members and the orchestra was great time. I knew what to expect | :15:28. | :15:32. | |
because my father had been there. There was a translation of what had | :15:33. | :15:34. | |
because my father had been there. been sunk. I brought my friend | :15:34. | :15:39. | |
Michael who is not the greatest man in the world and when the | :15:39. | :15:40. | |
Michael who is not the greatest man translation came up I thought it was | :15:40. | :15:53. | |
karaoke. There were a couple of creativity things this week. And | :15:53. | :15:55. | |
ministers said all the bomb creativity things this week. And | :15:55. | :16:00. | |
ministers said all the hoaxes, he described them as, we have seen it | :16:00. | :16:04. | |
all before and it shows a lack of creativity. That is what he said, a | :16:04. | :16:09. | |
lack of imagination! Bomb hoaxes? Roaring! -- boring. He wants to | :16:09. | :16:20. | |
create bomb hoaxes. I would plant a bomb in a robot. The army robots | :16:20. | :16:27. | |
would have two come and attack the sake robot. It would look like robot | :16:27. | :16:38. | |
wars. That is crazy! I would pay £12 to see that! I would come up and get | :16:38. | :16:46. | |
my teeth done and see that! Ring the police and say, there is a suspect | :16:46. | :16:52. | |
fish outside the local. They would be a macro lying outside. They would | :16:52. | :17:00. | |
have to blow up the fish. You would have to use a clown fish. Just so | :17:00. | :17:06. | |
they would say, we are currently searching for Nemo! London Fire | :17:06. | :17:17. | |
Brigade rescued a man who got his penis stuck in a toaster! I have no | :17:17. | :17:24. | |
idea. Don't pretend you have not done it! We have all been there. I | :17:24. | :17:32. | |
should say, it was his own toaster! I reckon he broadly just overheard | :17:32. | :17:38. | |
his friend saying, I would really want to shag ArtPop tart. He got his | :17:38. | :17:47. | |
penis stuck in it and I want to know what he said, I was trying to get | :17:47. | :17:58. | |
some bread out of the toaster. I cannot understand, he got his penis | :17:58. | :18:03. | |
stuck in the toaster. I don't know what setting it was on. Defrost, you | :18:03. | :18:11. | |
would start low, wouldn't you with Mac so, he got it stuck and he rang | :18:11. | :18:16. | |
the Fire Brigade. They arrive with the sirens blaring. I would ring | :18:16. | :18:23. | |
somebody with no sirens. I would ring the AF. One fireman said to the | :18:23. | :18:35. | |
other, I am going to have to take the helmet. Isn't it strange that | :18:35. | :18:47. | |
other, I am going to have to take somebody would want to bid their | :18:47. | :18:52. | |
woolly in a toaster! My toaster does not have a baguette setting! There | :18:52. | :19:05. | |
was another story this week, about libido and how women wear socks in | :19:05. | :19:13. | |
bed. We have to be very careful. The story was, they did this research | :19:13. | :19:21. | |
and if women wear socks in bed, then during the special hugs, they will | :19:21. | :19:31. | |
get as far as Donegal. Do you know what I mean? At the moment, some of | :19:31. | :19:42. | |
them are only getting to Dungiven! Would they get as far as Martha in | :19:42. | :19:44. | |
Donegal? Yes, thank you very much Would they get as far as Martha in | :19:44. | :19:54. | |
for that. Wearing socks in bed apparently does increase libido but | :19:54. | :19:58. | |
people who watch television in bed made love less often. If you're | :19:58. | :20:02. | |
currently watching, enjoy this, is the only fun you're getting tonight. | :20:02. | :20:08. | |
Who do you blame for grumpy celebrities? There has been a | :20:08. | :20:13. | |
celebrity spat between Sinead O'Connor and Miley Cyrus. Miley | :20:13. | :20:18. | |
Cyrus is famous for playing Hannah Montana. Also dancing | :20:18. | :20:26. | |
provocatively. If you want to see how it is done, by Jacob King's Lynn | :20:26. | :20:29. | |
provocatively. If you want to see latest DVD. Bob Geldof has claimed | :20:29. | :20:35. | |
that the world will end by the year 2030 which is a real shame because | :20:35. | :20:41. | |
it means we will all miss the end of the talks by Richard Haas. Who can | :20:41. | :20:48. | |
we blame for grumpy celebrities? Miley Cyrus was asked, was your | :20:48. | :20:57. | |
video and homage to Sinead O'Connor? Exception O'Connor was not | :20:57. | :21:06. | |
swinging around or licking a hammer! She was the king a sledgehammer | :21:06. | :21:11. | |
which we all know, you get through the site for. That is a health and | :21:11. | :21:15. | |
safety violation. She had no high visibility jacket, no safety | :21:15. | :21:27. | |
goggles, it was ridiculous! So Sinead O'Connor rose to my Lisa | :21:27. | :21:45. | |
Harris -- Miley Farris. So she said the music industry is sexualising | :21:45. | :21:51. | |
her because she got naked in the video and was sitting on a wrecking | :21:51. | :21:57. | |
ball and she is right, that would not have happened 20 years ago. Her | :21:57. | :21:59. | |
dad was not pictured scraping the not have happened 20 years ago. Her | :21:59. | :22:06. | |
cholesterol in his song, a keep Ricky Hart. The guy who wrote the | :22:06. | :22:20. | |
film, gravity. What is it about? George Clooney is in it. It is a bit | :22:20. | :22:32. | |
heavy, you would not like it. He complained and said, this would not | :22:32. | :22:36. | |
happen, that is bad science. She thinks that is science. He is the | :22:36. | :22:47. | |
kind of guy who watches ET and says, there are no lights on that bike, | :22:47. | :22:53. | |
that is a disgrace. I don't want to look at a porn film and say, I don't | :22:53. | :23:03. | |
think he is a qualified plumber! There were grumpy celebrities this | :23:03. | :23:11. | |
week and Miley Cyrus, I am delighted to say I am too old to care who she | :23:11. | :23:18. | |
is and two young to care about Operation Yewtree. What is Operation | :23:18. | :23:32. | |
Yewtree? I have an image of you and uncle Andy being dragged into | :23:32. | :23:38. | |
questioning? Summit will have to explain it to me? We could tell you | :23:38. | :23:42. | |
questioning? Summit will have to but it would ruin your childhood. We | :23:43. | :23:50. | |
will tell you afterwards. Can you also explain to Adele Avenue? What | :23:50. | :24:00. | |
is it? Jake will bring you up there after the show! It sounds so cool. | :24:00. | :24:08. | |
It is sort of a music festival. after the show! It sounds so cool. | :24:08. | :24:18. | |
There as well. There is a campsite. There are raffles there, they are up | :24:18. | :24:27. | |
all night. I know hotels I can check into? It is a lot like hotel | :24:27. | :24:34. | |
California, you can check-in any time but you can never leave! Who do | :24:34. | :24:45. | |
you blame for bad energy? The National Grid have said this week | :24:45. | :24:49. | |
that we could be facing a winter of electricity blackouts. Imagine | :24:49. | :24:57. | |
that! Now light, now Internet, the collapse of civilisation as we know | :24:57. | :25:00. | |
it. On the plus side, this woman would be off the air. Talking of | :25:00. | :25:07. | |
energy, a disgruntled worker in Rolls-Royce has repeatedly smeared | :25:07. | :25:13. | |
excrement inside the new turbine engines. Bosses at the factory say | :25:13. | :25:17. | |
they have no idea who did it but they are keeping a close eye on the | :25:17. | :25:22. | |
Irish guy who spent time in the Maze prison in the late 1970s. Who can we | :25:22. | :25:37. | |
blame for bad energy? My mother, because I love her but she is one of | :25:37. | :25:42. | |
these women that gets up when we are going to bed and plugs out | :25:42. | :25:46. | |
everything in the house because it'll all go on fire. She cannot go | :25:46. | :25:53. | |
to sleep until it is all out. She is not going to be around if I am ever | :25:53. | :26:01. | |
on a life-support machine. I also blame polar bears and penguins | :26:01. | :26:05. | |
because we now care more about them than we do about electricity. People | :26:05. | :26:09. | |
are worried about polar bears and global warming and I think it is | :26:09. | :26:14. | |
because girls see polar bears as cuddly. It would rip the face of | :26:14. | :26:22. | |
the! Penguins, they have made their own film. If they can hold up a | :26:22. | :26:29. | |
camera and get the lighting right in the article, they can plug in a | :26:29. | :26:30. | |
fridge! Why don't you have a wind the article, they can plug in a | :26:30. | :26:39. | |
turbine on the City Hall and tidy union flag to one part and an Irish | :26:39. | :26:45. | |
triple flag on the other side. We are upset, but are not upset. That | :26:45. | :26:54. | |
is genius! Somebody filmed Richard Haas, we have it sorted! 90 very | :26:55. | :26:59. | |
much for that. Our quickfire round now. Easy Brit headlines and I want | :26:59. | :27:05. | |
you to be quicker than a care worker visiting my granny! That is the | :27:05. | :27:13. | |
worst one you have heard tonight? A step too far. They just don't | :27:13. | :27:24. | |
believe your granny is still alive! Southerners! Peru to our full of | :27:25. | :27:38. | |
beans. Make the change from cocaine. We must warn about dangers of | :27:38. | :27:42. | |
looking at online porn. Look at your door! Adams found guilty. Which one! | :27:42. | :27:59. | |
Family buys house for £1 in Liverpool. Amid complaints they are | :27:59. | :28:08. | |
driving up the price of a local. Have a drink or visit the toilet. | :28:08. | :28:14. | |
Lan Bosman what is on guide is published. No automatic release of | :28:14. | :28:24. | |
terrorists. Stormont cuts back on MLA holidays. That's it, that is the | :28:24. | :28:32. | |
end of the show, please assure your appreciation for our guests. I am | :28:32. | :28:44. | |
Tim McGarry, until next week, do not blame yourselves, blame each other! | :28:44. | :28:45. | |
Goodbye. | :28:45. | :28:53. |