Episode 3 The Guess List

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Oh! Hello!

Good evening. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Hello, everyone, good evening and welcome to The Guess List.

Tonight, we have a line-up packed full of brilliant celebrities

and difficult questions.

I'm sorry - that's the wrong way around.

And here they are. He's walking down the stair -

it's Aled Jones!

Let's get ready to rumble -

it's Kate Humble!

He's the Manford with the plan-ford -

Jason Manford!

Let's drum up some applause -

from McFly, Harry Judd!

And she's last from the top with a lovely bottom -

Carol Vorderman!

Oh, you made it!

CAROL LAUGHS

Oh, my...

Well - ladies and gentleman, I think you'll agree,

an almost perfect line-up.

There's one weak link. We all know who is it is.

Aled, good to see you.

Harry Judd.

# You raise me up

# So I can climb a mountain... #

-That's, uh...wrong song, dude.

-Is that not you?

-No.

-Not one of yours?

-Not even close.

I'm so sorry. Who is that?

That's, uh...Westlife, I think.

Never heard of them.

I'm thrilled to have you on. Thank you very much. I'm a big...

-Aled, turn around, it's rude to stare.

-Sorry.

No, I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan.

I've got a poster of you up in the bedroom.

We've got it here...

LAUGHTER

You've got some lovely wood there, haven't you?

Look at that.

The one I worry about is Dougie.

He's got something caught in the drawer,

I don't know what it is.

Goodness me.

Now, Kate, relax - it's not easy, is it?

-It's not.

-It's not easy.

Kate Humble, ladies and gentlemen.

Yes - there she is,

sat bookended in-between two hunks of manhood.

Harry Judd and,

to a lesser degree, Jason Manford.

Here's a thing about Kate that people don't know -

you once went out with a crocodile farmer.

-I did.

-How does crocodile farming work?

My maternal duties were to just gently shake the eggs a little bit

and then listen, and if you heard...

SHE WHINES

..I'd have to break the shell, then you'd get your finger out the way...

Do you do it with a teaspoon?

No, just very gently, with a knife.

She's not boiling them, Jason.

She's not putting soldiers in there, there was none of that.

Jason Manford, ladies and gentlemen.

-Jason.

-Hello.

-Hello, Rob.

-Lovely to see you.

-Nice to see you.

-Thanks for coming.

-Pleasure.

-Now, Jason, a sports fan, of course.

-Yes.

-Big Manchester City fan.

-Yeah, I am.

-AUDIENCE OOHS

I know nothing about football, but I know they are big spenders.

-Yes.

-But they do...they have to make savings,

and they've made savings on the half-time entertainment.

There we are.

What on earth is going on there?

Well, they asked me to sing Blue Moon,

which is their anthem, before...

-It was before the match, actually, and...

-I gathered that.

-I'm not imagining they're going to hang on after the match.

-No, no.

It wasn't half-time,

but they've not asked me back, so...

-I can only...

-AUDIENCE: Aw!

No, I'm fine.

-Speaking of which...

-Oh...

Oh, dear.

Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

-Aled Jones.

-Hello.

-How are you?

Thank you.

You know, Aled...

..if they ever had to make a list of the great Joneses of our time,

Sir Tom would be there, wouldn't he?

-Definitely.

-Catherine Zeta.

-Yeah.

-Ruth. Gethin.

Alex from the One Show.

Steve Jones.

-Tommy Lee Jones.

-Yeah.

Indiana Jones.

-And then...Aled Jones.

-Thank you.

-You would be on there as well.

-I was quite moved, then.

-It wasn't meant to be a tribute.

-Oh.

I've been distracted, Aled, by a vision sitting next to you,

a vision of beauty and of glamour

and, more importantly, of intelligence.

Carol, having you here has raised the average IQ.

-It's shot off the graph.

-Did it?

-Who loves Carol Vorderman?

-Oh!

CHEERING

I mean, it seems as if you've been with us for so long.

I loved you on Countdown. Let's have a look...

CAROL GROANS

I mean, you look so much older there.

LAUGHTER

You are the Benjamin Button...

You're getting younger with each week that passes.

Do you think so?

Well, my mum is 86 this year,

and she looks about...

Is she the lady I saw in the green room with, in the bikini?

Carol, I hope you enjoy yourself tonight - Carol Vorderman!

Well, that's the best of the world of celebrity

that we could muster at such short notice,

but who are the people trying to win something tonight?

Say hello to our contestants - here they are.

Abi and Rog.

Roger, good evening. Abi, how are you?

Lovely to meet you, lovely to meet you.

I'm going to start with you, Rog, and straightaway,

there's something very familiar about you.

Have a little look down there -

don't move your lips, just look down there. Ready?

-IMITATES ANTHONY HOPKINS:

-"I want a room with a view.

"I want to see a tree.

"A census taker once tried to question me.

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a fine Chianti."

ROG SLURPS

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

So...

You're not Anthony Hopkins. You're Roger. Where are you from?

-I'm from Bolton in Lancashire.

-What do you do?

I'm an air conditioning engineer, ventilation engineer.

Married, children?

Yes, I'm married to Rosaline,

and I've two girls, Sarah and Natalie.

-What age are they?

-28 and 24.

-Off your hands.

Nearly.

They're still at home?

My eldest daughter's with us at the moment,

cos they're waiting to move into a new house, so...

That old chestnut.

Before you know it, they'll get you signing something,

you will be out on your end.

Roger, ladies and gentlemen, Roger. Now...

-..playing against you tonight is Abi.

-Hi.

-Welcome, Abi.

-How are you?

-It's lovely to have you here,

-but I think we're lucky to have you at all, aren't we?

-Yeah.

I'm told you're quite forgetful.

Yeah, I just have a bit of a travel curse.

-Do tell.

-Um...

When I was 16, I missed a flight back from Canada

and ever since then, every holiday, guaranteed, miss a plane, boat, bus.

I go to the wrong place.

I was in New York recently, lost my passport on Labor Day -

-that's the only day that America is shut.

-Yes.

I dropped it in a cafe,

so I missed my flight back from New York that day.

Following day, spent seven-and-a-half hours on a bus

to try and get back to New York, missed an entire day in New York

and then locked myself out of my hotel room when I got there.

At least you ended up with a nice, short, concise anecdote about it.

So I'm assuming, then, if you have that ditzy side to your nature,

that you don't hold a very responsible job.

I'm assuming you do something quite easygoing. What do you do?

Em, I'm a doctor.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

-A doctor?

-Yes.

-Specialising in anything?

At the moment, I work in prostate cancer research.

Oh, my God...

"I had the results for your test.

"I put them down somewhere. They could be on a bus, by now.

"I've no idea."

How the hell did you manage to rise to such a responsible position?

What did you tell them, for heaven's sake?

That I really wanted to...examine prostates?

Don't get me wrong - it's what we all dream of.

All right, OK, you're a serious woman, it's a serious job,

but you have a very special way of relaxing.

Yeah...I do a little bit of breakdance.

Now, breakdancing is...

"Hey, you, the Rock Steady crew..."

Hey, do not laugh at that.

I was the South Glamorgan Under-15 champion. Do not laugh.

Do you want me to show you some?

I think so.

AUDIENCE: Yeah!

Are you going to learn.

I'll learn it with you, of course - all right.

Now, I'm sorry, you may see my knickers, right?

Are you going to do it with me?

Aled's sprung into life.

-Come out here, so we can see.

-OK.

-All right.

-OK, so, shall I show you the easy one?

No, give me the really hard one that's going to make me look a fool.

OK. Well, this is what I normally do,

but I'm going to teach you the easy version of this,

which is that...

Good Lord! That deserves...wow!

All right, teach me that, OK.

I'm going to teach you the easy one, yeah? You're going to...

Can you bend that far? Are you all right?

I find this hard in itself.

So you're going to put...

Hang on - blood's all gone to my head, hang on...

-It's all right, I'm a doctor.

-Here, I don't want you...

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

-I can help.

-I know the first place you look, and it's not on.

-No thank you, that was a stupid idea - sit down.

-OK.

Let me explain how tonight is going to work.

I'm going to ask you some questions based on life in the UK.

Our star panel...

ROB CHUCKLES

..our star panel are going to have a guess to try to help you.

You don't have to take what they give you - just a guess.

There will be a list of guesses. Go with them if you want,

or you can go your own way.

The contestant who does the best will go through to the final

and play for a very special personalised prize.

Now...panel, you've got the difficult job.

Aled's face picked up there at the mentioned of a job.

You've got the difficult job.

Because...you've got to try and help Abi and Rog

by writing down what you think the answer is, OK?

Got that? Simple.

Rog, you are first. Let's have a look at the question.

All right - have a little think about that.

I'll go and check over here. Harry Judd, first of all.

# No matter what they tell me

# No... # Not one of yours either, is it?

-No. I wish it was.

-Sorry, sorry. All right.

Now, what did a quarter of men say they would change

about their partner?

It's a difficult question.

You and I were talking about this earlier, in the green room.

Talking about your wife -

remember what you said about "more like her sister?"

She doesn't have a sister! She doesn't have a sister.

More like her sister-in-law, then.

My sister?

No. Um...

No, I think you're getting into a very murky area, there.

If you're saying you want your wife to be more like your sister,

it really is more The Jeremy Kyle Show you should be aiming at.

Difficult question, I appreciate that.

Everybody done? OK.

Harry Judd says...

"That they would nag less."

Less nagging - all right.

It's a good answer.

Kate, can I say how much I loved Lambing Live?

Anybody see Lambing Live?

What a lovely, lovely, fluffy, heart-warming show.

I can't wait for the next one about dogs.

LAUGHTER

Don't say a word.

Kate Humble says...

I ran out of space, a bit.

"Ta...taling? Tailing. Talung..."

-Taking.

-"Talcum powder."

You should do a show called Writing Live.

What is it, please, Kate? Read it out to me.

-"Taking too long to choose..."

-"..to caose..."

-"..to choose what to wear."

-Yeah.

-ALED:

-Does she write with her feet?

Good Lord, that took us half an hour to read.

All right - taking too long to choose what to wear.

Now, you can be thinking about these,

is this what you want to go with?

So, in a recent survey, what did nearly a quarter of men say

they would most like to change about their partner?

Jason says...

APPLAUSE

-What does cushions mean?

-Cushions - they're everywhere, Rob.

They're everywhere - all over the bed.

I've made the bed - "where's the cushions?"

I once got told off for putting one upside down. It's just a pattern!

It's not going to be this.

It's weird - Aled keeps turning around and talking to me.

It's like talking to a taxi driver.

Thank you.

Oh, Aled...

Aled - that's only going to cause trouble at home, isn't it?

-Yes.

-What would almost a quarter of men change about their partner?

Aled Jones says...

AUDIENCE OOHS

-He's so...

-I didn't say "me."

We've seen another side of you tonight. We really have.

Nasty Aled Jones.

Boo, hiss!

Now then, Carol Vorderman - this is where we're going to get some sense.

What would men change about their partner? Carol says...

-"Talking too much - yak yak."

-Yak-yak-yak-yak-yak.

And men tune out, don't they?

When you start going, "Then I went to that shop,

"and then I didn't do this thing, and..."

-Sorry, what?

-Exactly.

All right - let's take a look at all the answers together.

That's your guess list, Rog.

You don't have to go with any of those if you don't want to.

The cushions - that's a rogue answer.

There's no way on God's earth that that's...

If that's the answer, I will take off my clothes

and run through the audience,

handing out jelly babies.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And if somebody up in graphics is now thinking of changing it...

..there will be trouble.

So, Rog, what are you thinking?

I think I'd probably go with, um...Harry.

That they would nag less, less nagging.

OK. Sir Anthony Hopkins has spoken. He's chosen "less nagging".

Let's see - what would men most like to change about their partner?

The answer is...

Hey! Yes!

Well done, Rog. Nice one! Well done, well done - that's true.

My wife hates it when I'm at home...

Anyway, moving on.

When you turn up to install air conditioning and ventilation,

do they say, "my God, Anthony Hopkins has branched out?"

I've had a few times, actually, yeah.

But you do. It's a proper...it's a strong...

I get it with George Clooney, but it's more just a...

Now, well done, Rog.

One point for you.

We come to Abi now. Here we go, here's your question.

Have a little think, Abi.

-Harry Judd.

-Rob.

Here's a nice thing you may not know about Harry Judd.

He's a romantic.

Your proposal to Mrs Judd was special.

Where did you do it?

I took her on a surprise holiday to St Lucia.

I didn't know they had a Centre Parcs there, did you?

-St Lucia, in the Caribbean.

-Yeah.

-Did you get down on one knee?

-I did, yeah, I did, I did. I had a little cry.

-Isn't this lovely?

-Do you know what would be even nicer?

-What's that?

Ooh - do you work out?

HE LAUGHS

You could learn a lot from him, Aled, you really could.

-Why don't you and I recreate that moment?

-I would love that.

I'll be Mrs Judd.

Call me Leslie.

Come on.

That's one for a certain age group.

-Right, now, you get down on one knee.

-Here?

-Yeah, that'll...

No, that looks inappropriate.

Let's go over here, we'll do it over here. Come on.

Into what we call "the breakdance arena."

-We're in St Lucia.

-Yeah, we're in St Lucia, yeah.

-I'm your wife.

-You are?

-What sort of a woman is she?

She's, uh...she's lovely, she's gorgeous. She plays the violin.

All right, so I'm your wife, OK?

-Oh, Harry...

-She wasn't actually playing the violin...

Will you shut up? I'm practising!

Can I say, before you do anything else, Harry,

how thrilled I am to be here with you

and how nice it is not to be with the rest of the band.

Bloody Gary Barlow and Jason Orange...

Oh, dear me.

Anyway...oh!

-What's happened? Are you all right?

-I'm...I've never been better.

I'm throwing away my violin.

-Rob...

-Rob?!

-Izzy, sorry!

You're not marrying a transsexual!

-Sorry! Izzy - I'm nervous.

-Izzy? Is he who?

Is he Rob? He's not Rob?

-Who is your wife?

-Izzy.

-Is he what?

Her name is Brittany, but I call her Izzy.

Her mum used to say the rhyme "Izzy-whizzy, let's get busy."

So they just used to call her Izzy. And it stuck.

My mother used to sing Humpty Dumpty to me, but there you go.

They still called me Rob.

-So...

-Do you know what?

I'm beginning to wish I'd never come on this bloody holiday.

Right, we're on the beach - OK. What are you doing on your knees?

Give me a minute, Izzy.

I don't know if you remember, but the first...

Can I just say? Before you go on...

The WiFi in the hotel room is very slow.

-Could you have a word with them?

-Izzy, this is a big moment, please.

I don't know if you remember, but I told you that, one day,

I was going to marry you.

And I know I'm a pain in the arse, sometimes...

You stay where you are.

But, um...will you marry me?

FEMALE IN AUDIENCE: Yes!

Oh, Harry!

Married!

Oh!

My daughter will be so envious, you proposing to me -

Harry Judd, ladies and gentlemen!

Our question...

And Jason says...

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

-The remote.

-The remote.

It's a very easy thing to lose.

What we need is a remote control for the remote control,

that could make it beep or buzz or something.

-Vibrate.

-Vibrate, says Carol Vorderman -

I'm just going to move on as if she hasn't said it, sorry.

What they should do is start putting the buttons on the telly.

-ALED:

-Controversial!

That's a very forward-thinking...

I mean, is there the technology to do that?

CHUCKLING: You know...

Aled, Aled Jones...

ROB LAUGHS

Go on, let's have a look at it.

Well, you know what?

You definitely hit a nerve.

I think, in Mrs Jones' case, we can understand it -

she doesn't want to feel threatened by you.

-Hiding their bodies.

-Well, you know...

-Wrapping themselves up.

-Yeah - lights off and all that business.

Yes. You're not one of those kinky ones, are you?

Like to do it with the lights on?

Well, you know.

LAUGHTER

Ooh, Carol, you saucy minx!

Look what Carol's put...

What do they hide from their partners?

"Their lovers."

AUDIENCE OOHS

Think I misunderstood the question, though.

I don't think you did.

All right, so their lovers, their lovers.

These are interesting answers, they really are.

What has Harry put? Harry says...

Oh, that's interesting, isn't it? Yes, they liked that.

They like that, new clothes.

My wife, I say, "That's a nice jumper, is that new?"

She goes, "No, no, I've had ages. I just haven't worn it."

-JASON:

-Classic.

-That's very true.

I don't think my wife has ever had anything new.

"I've had this for MONTHS."

-Yeah!

-"I wore it to the wedding? Don't you remember?"

-"No..."

-Yeah...

"Well, the receipt is new, love."

Kate's answer is...

Yes - "new shoes." You do love the shoes, don't you?

Let's take a look at all the answers together.

That is the guess list. Abi, any of those attract you?

Well, it was the new clothes and new shoes I thought of, so shopping,

when girls go out shopping...

-New shoes, you're thinking?

-Do I have to be really specific?

You know, if I were you, I would say "new clothes",

and if it is shoes, I think that covers it.

-That's fair, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-You're not going to eat her if I do that?

No, no - I've had my tea.

All right - so, you're going to say clothes, going with Harry Judd.

What do 80% of women hide from their partner? The answer is...

Yes!

Well done.

Well done, Abi, you got a point there -

give Abi a round of applause.

Our next question is a little bit different. It's a celebrity one, OK?

For this one, I'll ask one of our celebrities

to ask a question about themselves, OK?

We'll still have some suggestions from the panel,

and our first one is going to be from Kate Humble.

This is for you, Rog. What's your question, Kate?

It says, "Despite my wholesome image" -

makes me sound like a loaf of bread -

"I have a naughty secret.

"What do I get up to in the great outdoors when no-one's watching?"

What does Kate get up to in the great outdoors...

Now, then, no clues from you, Kate.

Panel, you start thinking, start jotting them down.

Carol, by the way, what's this thing about you and the aeroplanes?

-Aren't you learning...?

-I've learnt to fly.

-Solo, you can fly solo.

-I can fly solo and at night-time, now.

-What's the aim for you?

I know you've got a big goal.

Yeah. Next summer - not this summer, next summer...

I think we understand the concept.

I don't want to assume, but I think, as a group,

we understand the concept of "now" and "next".

Next summer, what are you going to do?

I am going to fly around the world solo, in a little aeroplane.

-Brilliant.

-I hope to be the ninth woman ever to do that.

-Wow. Seriously?

-Yes.

APPLAUSE

You're going to be the captain of your own plane.

When you give your announcements

to the teddy bear that you take with you,

what sort of voice will you do?

Will it be the classic British Airways captain?

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome on board.

"My name is Captain Fotherton-Pinkerton-Smythe.

"I went to Cambridge.

"You're safe."

Or are you going to be more the budget airline?

"Very good morning to you, ladies.

"And gentlemen, thanks for bringing 'em - ha-ha!"

JASON: I remember we had a Scouse pilot.

Oh, my Lord, that's the last thing you want.

We had a Scouse pilot flying into Manchester Airport.

I know. All the way through,

he'd been quite funny, he was quite witty.

About 10 minutes out of Manchester Airport, he comes on and goes...

LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT: "Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the window on the right,

"you'll see IKEA Warrington.

"And if you look out the window on the left,

"you'll see the city of Manchester."

"So I recommend looking out the window on the right."

Like...that's amazing.

It's quite fun.

All right - everybody done their answers?

Not you, Kate - don't let on anything at this point.

First of all, let's take a look at what Carol has got.

What does Kate do, in the great outdoors -

it's a bit naughty - when nobody's watching?

Carol Vorderman says...

"A wee-wee..."

I was trying to think of a way of writing it that's not rude.

You could have said "has a piss" and I'm glad you didn't.

I'm glad you didn't, I'm glad you didn't.

But I tremble at the thought of what Aled has written.

Right, Harry Judd, what have you got?

Oh, my word - OK. Let's go through this quite quickly.

Harry says...

I felt that Kate's at one with nature and...you know.

I feel like...not in a... I don't mean...

I just think, you know, you pull lambs,

-you pull these things...

-You know what?

-If I were you, I'd stop.

-Yeah.

If anyone should know about number twos,

it's a member of McFly - on we go.

I love you, I love you...

-Seven number ones!

-How many?

-Seven.

Oh, my word, that doesn't work at all, does it?

I'm going to say something else instead,

cos there's no logic to that joke whatsoever.

-Seven number ones?

-Yeah, yeah.

-I don't think we've had a number two.

-Come on! Seven number ones...

Wow. Wow.

I tell you what, I wouldn't trust this answer,

because anybody in McFly knows more about number ones

than they do number twos.

Am I right?

Yeah - good on you, matey, good on you.

Jason Manford is going down the Vorderman path, here.

Jason says...

"Having a wee wee!"

And finally, to bring us down to earth with a bang,

Aled Jones says...

"A poo-poo" - a poo-poo or a doo-doo behind a tree.

You've had the audacity to sit here

and say that is what Kate Humble does

when she's in the great outdoors and there's nobody around.

Let's put all of those answers together.

That is your guess list. There they are.

Kate, now, you have to write your real answer down,

so it gets locked in.

It's very much...along a theme, here. What are you thinking, sir?

-I'm thinking on the same theme.

-You're on that theme as well.

I'm not incontinent!

So...what are you going to say?

I'll have a go with Jason and Carol's.

They're saying wee - I have to tell you...

Do you know what?

I never thought I'd find myself on television saying this.

I have to tell you, Rog,

if it's poo, I can't give it to you.

All right - what does Kate Humble get up to in the great outdoors

when no-one is watching?

The answer is...

Oh, she just takes her clothes off!

She takes her clothes off, and for the pleasure of it.

-Lovely.

-Yes.

-Eh, Rog, imagine that?

Imagine Kate Humble, totally naked.

And I'm back in the room. Right...

-ALED: What if it's winter?

-She lives in Wales.

Yes, all right, we do have summer!

They haven't banned the seasons with us!

I have a quote from Kate here, she says,

"Sometimes, having clothes on is entirely inappropriate."

You said that. If there's no-one about

and you're in a beautiful landscape, there's something lovely

about a nudie dance or a skinny dip.

It is entirely dictated by...

Your husband.

-By the circumstances.

-By the circumstances.

Sometimes, you're in a very beautiful place and there's something

very celebratory about just having a little nudie dance.

You can't beat being naked in the open air, can you?

The cool air on your skin, the sand between your toes...

It does upset some of the other golfers, but I don't care.

Rog, wrong there, I'm afraid.

No points scored.

Now we have a celebrity question for you,

Abi, and it comes from Aled Jones.

-Ah!

-Lovely.

"How did I embarrass myself when performing in front of the Queen?"

Right - Aled, don't write anything down, yet.

Don't give us any clues.

The rest of you, get started.

-You were performing in front of the Queen.

-I was.

-And you did something - we don't know what.

-Nope.

And you embarrassed yourself.

I dare say he was singing. Um...

That came out wrong.

-How old were you?

-13.

-13 years old.

To be on Top Of The Pops, as you were, at 13...

It must have been awful. Luckily for you, of course,

there are very few episodes of that we can show of that these days.

So, he was singing, Jason.

Now, I know you're a keen singer,

because I read once you were claiming

you were the best singer in UK comedy

and - I quote - "that's over Rob Brydon."

AUDIENCE OOHS

Yes. So I'd like a little competition.

I'd like to put this to the test.

You're looking at a man who had a number one Comic Relief single with Islands In The Stream.

You're looking at a man who has sung live with Sir Tom Jones.

So I now challenge you to a competition.

You do a bit of singing. I do a bit of singing. They decide.

Have you got the nerve for that?

Yeah, OK. OK.

-What are we singing, anything?

-Whatever you want, Jase,

whatever you think is going to show you off to the best.

# Libiamo, libiamo ne'lieti calici

# Che la bellezza infiora... #

HE CONTINUES SINGING

Is that enough? Or do you want me to go on?

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Forgot the words.

I think competitions are stupid.

Right, has everybody finished?

-Aled, don't let on.

-OK.

Aled was 13 years old.

He embarrassed himself while performing in front of the Queen.

Why was it?

Carol Vorderman, Carol says...

"Forgot the words to The Snowman."

That's where I know you from!

Harry Judd - oh, Harry, Harry, Harry.

We're not at a McBusted concert now.

Wait till you see this. Maybe it was the case, I don't know.

Harry says...

-That would be amazing.

-Yeah, OK, OK, OK.

Hang on, hang on...

I didn't know you juggled while you sang.

Kate Humble. Kate says...

"Left your flies open."

We're in a certain area, aren't we?

I just keep picturing it.

HIGH VOCAL: # We're walking in the...

LOWER TONE: # ..air... #

I would watch that, brilliant.

It must have dropped, your voice, right at the peak,

right when it was all happening.

-As I was recording an album.

-Literally?

-Literally as I was recording an album.

-Oh...

They dropped - two massive imprints on the pavement.

Which suggest you were recording in the nude.

With Kate, with Kate, the two of you there.

All right, let's take a look at what Jason Manford has said.

Jason says...

"Called her Lizzy."

Over-familiar with the Queen.

There's all the answers. Let's see them all together.

That's the guess list.

Right, have a look at those, Abi.

Leaving the flies open? There's Harry's answer...

There's calling the Queen "Lizzy"

and forgetting the words to the Snowman.

Which of those - or your own - are you going to go for?

How close were you to the Queen?

I can't answer that.

You think he assaulted her?

I think I'm going to go with "forgot the words".

Forgotten the words - all right.

Aled, how did you embarrass yourself in front of the Queen?

Let's take a look...

Forgot the words, yes.

-He forgot the words.

-Yes.

-It was a different song.

-It was.

-It was Memory.

-Yeah.

I think we'll give you that,

because it was forgetting the words, not to The Snowman,

but to Memory - ironically enough.

That's one point to you, Abi, you were absolutely right.

That's the end of the main game, so sadly,

time to say goodbye to one of our contestants,

and to find out who's going forward to play

for a no-expense-spared prize.

Let's take a look at the scores.

It's two to Abi, one to Rog.

Well done, Abi - you're our winner, you're going

into the final for the chance to win something lovely.

Unfortunately, Rog, tonight has not been the night,

but thank you so much for coming.

Give yourself a pat on the back for doing as well as you did.

Thank you very much - Abi, you're through to the final.

Yes, it's time now for the final,

And a chance for Abi to win a great prize.

For this final question, the answer is a number, OK?

But the game is much the same - we'll hear guesses from the panel

-and then you will have a chance to win a lovely prize.

-OK.

And because we've got to know you, we've got a very special prize...

-OK.

-..which I think you're going to love.

-OK.

-Tickets for you and your friends

-to this year's World Breakdancing Championships...

-Oh, sweet! Really?

-..in Birmingham.

-OK.

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Last year, Rio, next year, New York, but this year, it's in Birmingham.

So that's where we will be sending you, OK?

-How exciting is that?

-Amazing!

You know what I'd do? I'd get the map.

Where Birmingham is, make a hole.

Pop your finger in it.

Let's take a look at your question. Here it comes.

Over the course of a stag weekend, OK?

Have a little think about that.

This is foxing our panel, ladies and gentlemen. They're not sure.

Harry says...

£175, over...a stag weekend, wow.

Kate says...

£250 - she's going to posher bars, obviously.

Jason says...

-£400?!

-No, dollars - I went to New York for mine.

Carol says...

£200. And Aled says...

£250, yeah? 250.

OK, take a look at those.

Now, I want you to win.

-I want to send you to Birmingham.

-OK!

How often does that get said?

What I'm going to do is - you can look at those.

What I'm going to do is narrow it down to two.

I'm going to give you the right answer and a wrong answer

-and then it's either-or, all right?

-OK.

So, let's take a look at our two options.

Is it number one...?

-That's lower than any of you went.

-Yeah.

-Or is it...?

-Now, one of those is right.

-OK.

Did anybody go near 168? Well, look, Harry went 175.

Carol wasn't too far off at 200.

-Nobody went as low as 93.

-OK.

-Have you made your mind up?

-Yeah - I think it's £168.

You think it's 168.

I really hope you're right. I really hope you go to Birmingham.

-Will you take me with you?

-Yes.

-All right.

Promise not to bring the gloves. OK...

According to a recent survey of stag weekends,

how much on average does the British man spend on alcohol?

The answer is...

It is, you got it! Yeah!

Well done, fantastic!

You have won the tickets for you and your friends

-to go to the World Breakdancing Championships in Birmingham!

-Yay!

That's all from us for tonight. Very well done to Abi

and thanks, of course, to Jason Manford...

..Harry Judd...

..Aled Jones...

..Kate Humble...

..and Carol Vorderman.

Thanks to you at home for watching. Good night.

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