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One minute of art left! | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
One minute of your art! | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
Amazing how the eyes follow you around the room. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
Right, that's your lot. Art time over. Come on, get out. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:22 | |
No running! Oi, you! No running, out you go, thank you! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:27 | |
There goes my sculpted physique. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
I really wish someone had been around to hear that. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
HE MUMBLES IN A FRENCH ACCENT | 0:00:48 | 0:00:53 | |
Ah. Chiens jouant aux cartes. C'est magnifique. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
HE SINGS IN FRENCH | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
The world's greatest theft from the world's greatest thief | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
and French man. Gerard Cliche. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
-ALARM BELLS RING -Oh, merde. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:47 | |
Guess who just apprehended the South Side cat burglar? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Stick this in the evidence room. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
CAT SCREECHES | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Let's see, arresting a burglar, I make that 50 points. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
That 50 points puts Mahogany and Rust way in the lead. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Yes. At this rate, they're sure to win the Golden Doughnut. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
The coveted prize for best crime- fighting partnership in the city. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Didn't Mahogany's father win it eight times? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
I'll bet that gives him an extra motivation for wanting to win it. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
And you know the best thing about winning the golden doughnut? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
The glow of being a real cop. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Finally living up to your dad. Being the best. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Wait, I called the burglar a dirty slag when I nicked him. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Oh, yeah, that's another 25 points. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Paperwork, one point? Pointless. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Peterson and McGockey seem to like it. There they are. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
-Hey! -Hey! -Hey! -Hey! -Hey! -Hey, you two! -Hey! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:28 | |
Hey, detective! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah, you guys. Hope you don't get any paper cuts, you twats. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:38 | |
What was that? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
-Trash talk. -That was terrible. You've got to work on that, mate. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
Hi, Chief. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Chief? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
CHIEF! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-Sorry, boys, I was miles away. -Who's in the picture, Chief? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Ah, no-one, just my old partner, Flanagan. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
-You make a lovely couple. -Not that type of partner, Mitch. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Wait, today's the anniversary of him getting killed, isn't it? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
-How did you know? -It's on your calendar. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Listen, last night Justice City Art Gallery was hit. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
And we have reason to suspect it was none other than Gerard Cliche. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:28 | |
The French master thief? Are you sure it's him? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Well, we found this two blocks away. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Plus witnesses report that a man was seen | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
shrugging by the gallery then seducing a woman. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Sounds pretty damn French to me. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
It's real. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Get down to the gallery and check it out. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
We're on it. And, Chief, forget about Flanagan. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
It wasn't your fault, Chief. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
ECHO: It wasn't your fault, Chief. It wasn't your fault, Chief. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Your fault, Chief. Your fault. Your fault. Your. Fault. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:10 | |
Can't believe we got called away from that fancy dress party | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
for this. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Not just any fancy dress party. My retirement. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
This time tomorrow, I'll be dropping anchor on my new boat | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
and casting off. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
She's a beaut. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
A whole new life. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Sitting back fishing, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
sipping beers and thinking about all the times I didn't die on the job. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
DISTANT CLANG | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-He's here. -Let's split up. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
OK, but maybe we don't split up, though. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
No, trust me, this is a really good idea. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
You got it, partner. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
-Flanagan? -Guess again! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:25 | |
OK. Jones? Van Duren? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-You really want me to guess your name? -Not so fast! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
CLICK | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
Shit, I'm out. Take him, Chief, take him. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
-Chief! Come on! -I can't, my gun is all covered in butter! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
-Butter? What are you talking about? -My gun's covered in butter, man. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
It's all slipping, Goddamn it, I can't get hold of the damn thing. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
-Shoot him! -I'm trying! -Shoot him! -I'm trying! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
BANG | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Noooooo! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
No, no, Flanagan? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
That's right. You keep thinking about the boat. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
You'll be fishing out there tomorrow, buddy. You'll see. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Hide this from my wife. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Yep. Probably a good idea. Flanagan? Flanagan? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
Noooooooo! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Noooooo! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
Come on, Chief, it's OK. It wasn't your fault. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
I shouldn't have made us split up. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
It thought it was a good idea at the time. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Here, get this down you. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Mmmm, that's some good Tizer. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-You need to get Flanagan out of your head. -I can't. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
It's like he's haunting me from beyond the grave or something. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
There's no such thing as ghosts, they're like the Easter Bunny | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-and the Tooth Fairy. -Yeah. And Santa Claus. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
What about Santa Claus? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Nothing. Forget it. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Now stop all this ghost talk. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
There's enough crazy guys around here already. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Come on, Chief, come on! Get a grip. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Come on. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
Argh! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
I ain't afraid of no ghost! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Mr Mann! Mr Mann! Can you tell us what happened? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
The real news here is that the gallery security system failed | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
and that is why I'm diverting money from the city pension fund | 0:08:53 | 0:08:58 | |
and the health budget to invest in a brand-new security system. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:04 | |
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you AmazerLazer. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
Brought to you by the good people at Grady Industries. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Mayor Grady, is it true that AmazerLazer is made by children | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-in the Far East? -Do the manufacturers have small hands? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
Yes. That's why the component parts are so well put together. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Does that make them children? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-I like candy, does that make me a kid? -That makes no sense. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
Burritos! Come on, dig in! Who wants a burrito? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
You're peckish over there, just dig in, you son of a bitch. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
JCPD. Wow, Look at this stuff. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
You know, I'm an art lover myself. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Me too. I've got a big picture at home. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Blue. Loads of shapes. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
That's a map. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Hey, Helga. Shame there's no dead body for you this time, eh? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
I have not had a satisfactory murder in seven months. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Where have all the serial killers gone? The Ice Man. The Strangler. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
Stitch Face. They have been quiet. Too quiet. But they'll be back. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:16 | |
I can feel it. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
-OK. Any clues? -Yes. This. It appears to be some kind of calling card. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:25 | |
A calling card? Desole? De vous? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
-What the hell does this mean? -Hmmmm. Not bothered. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Well, at least they didn't smash that ornate stained glass window. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
# Romero and Byrne! # | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Anyone got a broom? -Romero and Byrne, MFI. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Major Felony Investigations. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-Not Romero and Byrne. -I hate MFI. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
So, what we got here, then? Art thief. French. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:58 | |
Traces of pastry crumbs. Pain au chocolat. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
It's pure. High butter content. It's Cliche all right. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
What the hell are you two doing here? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Thought we'd drop in and solve the case real quick. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
We've just bust a drugs ring. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
20 crims, all banged up in time for breakfast. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Even took a cap in the shoulder. Didn't even feel it. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
-Ain't that right, Byrne? -Didn't even feel it. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
-Wait, you've been shot? -I don't know, have I? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
-Yes. -You should really go to a hospital. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Nah, it's fine, it'll wiggle its way out. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
What the bloody hell is going on here? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Do you have any idea what those windows are worth? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
50 points in the Golden Doughnut. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
You guys are competing this year? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Sure. It's about time we teach JCPD a thing or two. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
-How many points you got -200. -HA! -Today. -Shit. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
One nine one double oh in total. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
19,100, just to clarify. No biggie. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
-19,200 actually. -Is it? Gosh. Two double oh, lost count. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
Looks like you won't be winning the best counting prize. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Here, you should take this. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
-A mirror? What am I meant to be looking at? -Couple of shit cops. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
We're going to bounce. We've got a city to save. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
And I'm starting to feel a little bit light-headed. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Hey, guys. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:29 | |
Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
See you later. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
# Romero and Byrne! # | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
I like them. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
With AmazerLazer installed, | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
all I have to do now is show the people that it works. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
That's where you come in. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
You need to hit the gallery again tonight, just as we planned. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
Only this time, AmazerLazer catches you. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
Then I look like a hero, AmazerLazer is a big hit and we'll all be rich. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Yes, about that. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
I have been thinking this through and I do not want to get caught. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:24 | |
Gerard Cliche is a master criminal. He would sooner die. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
-I'll pay you double. -Tres bien. He accepts. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Plus there is no prison in the world that can hold Gerard Cliche. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:38 | |
Good. Good. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Soon AmazerLazer will be in every home in Justice City thanks to me. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:46 | |
It's almost too... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
How does he do that? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Do what? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Sorry, I was getting a water, do you want one? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
What's the point in even bothering? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
MFI are ahead by 19,000 points, we'll never catch them. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
Would you look at that? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
-It says here there's 20,000 points for catching an art thief. -Wow. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:18 | |
Wow. Whoever gets that will surely eclipse the MFI agent's scores | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
-and win the coveted golden doughnut. -Yes. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Wait, I've got it! If we catch Cliche, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
we'll get 20,000 points and win the Golden Doughnut. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
How we going to find him? We don't know where he is. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
We need to get into his mind, act like he acts, think like he thinks. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
I think it's about time we took a little trip down | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
to the French Quarter. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
# When a criminal hits the city | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
# With a thirst for crime He can't quench | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
# There's more than one way To catch a thief | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
# Sometimes you've got to go French. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
-# Go French. -FRENCH! -Sometimes you've got to go French. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
# When there's crime in town And the frites are down | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
# Say bonjour Cos you're going French. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-# Go French. -FRENCH! -Sometimes you've got to go French. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
-# Go French. -FRENCH! -Sometimes you've got to go French. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-# Go French. -FRENCH! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
# Sometimes you've got to go French. Go French! # | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
I don't think that worked. I just feel full of bread. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-How about you? -I necked a pint of wine. I'm shitfaced. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
I don't know why we thought that was a good idea. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Hey, Zach, any luck with that calling card? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
-I ran it through some advanced code breaking software. -And? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Nothing. Then I cross-referenced it against this. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
The card translated reads, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
"Sorry I missed you. I will try again tomorrow." | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
But this was yesterday. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
That means he's going to hit the art gallery tonight. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Good work, Zach. What else did you find out? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Apparently Francois is drinking Orangina in La Rochelle. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
A good old-fashioned stakeout. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Just a pot of coffee, your wits and traditional stakeout foo... | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
-Is that an Easter egg? -It's what I eat on stakeouts. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
All we have to do now is wait and catch Cliche in the act. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
-Nothing can go wrong. -Unless MFI turn up. -What? Jesus! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
What the hell are you doing?! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
Sorry we're late. Had to deal with a hostage standoff. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
-Walked in, got the hostages, walked out. -Building blew up. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Didn't look back at the explosion, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
although it probably looked pretty cool, we felt cool. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
I took some shrapnel to the back of head. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Didn't even feel it. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
She's lost all memory, long term, short term. The lot. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
You should go see a neurologist. You've probably got brain trauma. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Sorry we're late. Had to deal with a hostage standoff. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
It's all right. We've already done that bit. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Back off, this is our stakeout. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Don't worry, moody, we're just here to catch Cliche | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
and then we'll win the Golden Doughnut. Bish bash bosh. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
That's it. You two, us. Street rules. Let's go! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:12 | |
Stop it! Not on my velvet! Not on my velvet! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
He's got me, watch out, he's got me. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
FRENCH HUMMING | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Mon dieu! An original Neil Buchanan! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
C'est magnifique. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
Only this time, AmazerLazer catches you. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
Sorry, Grady. Neil is just too beautiful. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Cuddles. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
ALARMS | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
-Oh, bollocks. -Damn it! Cliche. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
He escaped because you were too busy fighting MFI? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Chief, what happened was we were on a stakeout and they burst | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
through the back window, smashing glass everywhere. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
I don't want to hear it. Get out of my sight! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Here's the holy water you wanted, Chief. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
You don't still think Flanagan's trying to haunt you, do you? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Can't a man sprinkle holy water over his office without people | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
giving him a hard time about it? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
How many times? I don't believe in no ghosts. I'm fine. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
Flanagan! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
What the eff, Cliche? What the eff? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
I thought we had a deal. You were supposed to get caught. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
Yes, but the painting, it was so beautiful. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
And Neil has a certain... I don't know what. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Plus, not stealing things is so boring. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Yeah, but you made AmazerLazer look like crap. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
A lot of tiny kids put a lot of effort into that. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
But it is crap. Literally all I had to do was go under it. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
-Well, I'm not paying you. -You're no fun. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
You want your money? You come back tonight | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
during my big art soiree and make sure you get caught. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
-OK, fine, I'll break in tonight and get caught. -Good. -Happy? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:07 | |
Yes, I'm happy. I don't need any surprises this time. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
And another thing... | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
What was the other thing? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
You and your water! You must piss like a racehorse. Get out of here! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:23 | |
OK, fine. God, you're so touchy. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
-You're touchy. -You're touchy. -You're touchy. -You're touchy. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-You're touchy. -You're touchy. -You're touchy. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Touchy! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Now it's time to take out a little insurance policy. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
But first I need to call the police and tell them | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
that Cliche is about to rob the art gallery. Get me Chief. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:50 | |
TELEPHONE RINGING | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
-What do you want with me? -Hello, Chief. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Oh, Mayor Grady. Sorry, sir, kind of having a rough day. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:02 | |
Well, it's about to get a whole lot better. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
I've heard Cliche's going to the art gallery tonight | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
to rob some more paintings during my classy soiree. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
Where did you get this tip-off? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Er, well, we're having a bad connection here. Hello? Hello? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
-Hello. -Yes. The main thing is Cliche's going to be there tonight. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
And he might just have company. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-You think he'll bring a plus one? -No, what I meant was... | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
OK people, get your asses in gear! We got a Frenchy to fry! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
Mahogany, on the floor, checking in. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
-Chief checking in. -Rust checking in. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-Mitch, what are you wearing? -I'm undercover. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Where did you even get that costume from? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
-Don't worry, she's going to be fine. -What? -Lipstick suits your eyes. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
Thank you, Chief. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Still no sign of Cliche. Canapes, ladies? | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
# Romero and Byrne! # | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-Oh, for God's sake. -Hello. It's us. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Fancy seeing you here. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
-Posh. -You look ridiculous. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
Guys, I don't mean to interrupt, but another painting's gone. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Cliche. Think, John, think. If you were French, where would you be? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
Cheese and wine. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
That feels better. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
No running! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Which way'd he go? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Well, if I'm as good as I think I am, he definitely went this way. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Sounds right to me. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
OK. Let's split up. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
John! No. Trust me, that's not a good idea. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
Chief, you need to get over this. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
OK? There's no such thing as ghosts. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
And even if they existed, | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
do you think Flanagan would be in limbo, desperate to get revenge? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Sure. He definitely would. He'd let nothing stop him. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
Nothing. But ghosts aren't real. Probably. So stop thinking about it. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
What the hell? It's you! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:42 | |
-Flanagan! -Huh? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Now, I don't care why you're doing this, but it has to stop. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:50 | |
I want you to leave here, OK? What happened, happened. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
Nobody's to blame, but you need to move on. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:02 | |
Er, OK. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Goodbye, Flanagan. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Goodbye partner. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:14 | |
-Stop right there, Cliche. -MFI. You're under arrest. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
-Hands up, Cliche. -Think we won't shoot? -Think again! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Show him. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Didn't feel a thing! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Hm, I still think I'm going to escape. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Don't worry everyone, AmazerLazer will stop him. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
-No, it won't. Seriously, it's shit. -It isn't. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Give it up, Cliche. There's no way out. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
OK, fine, but first I just have to | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
take a hostage. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
GASPS | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Don't shoot. That statue's priceless. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
This is not goodbye. Just au revoir. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
And to think, you thought I could be caught by a couple of | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
shit cops like you. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
Shit cops? That's it. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
Argh! My eyes! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
Cliche, you're under arrest. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
You have the right to earn us 20,000 points. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Thanks to Amazerlazer, we've now defeated France. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
So, who wants to buy one? Huh? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Jim, you son of a bitch, you've got money, your mum just died. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
You just destroyed a priceless statue! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
Well, there goes his sculpted physique. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
-He's back, there it is. -Hey. I totally came up with that. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
-Sure, tell it to the judge. -No. I did! I did! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
There was just no-one around to hear it. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
I can't see. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Well, guys, that was some great police work. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Maybe you're not such useless bellends after all. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
Yeah, you're all right. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
You should really get an ambulance. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Maybe you're not such useless bellends after all. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
You're suffering major brain trauma. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
-See you around, JCPD. -In a bit, MFI. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Hey, guys, guys, see you soon. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:23 | |
You going to get changed now? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
No. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
I respect that. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
And now, to pay tribute to two police officers with | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
the greatest honour a cop duo can earn. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
I did it, Dad. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
It gives me great pleasure to present the Golden Doughnut to | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
Officers Peterson and McGockey. Get your asses over here. Come on. | 0:26:55 | 0:27:01 | |
Take this, it's yours. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
All that paperwork really does add up. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
-Wow. I can't believe we won the Golden Doughnut. -Yes. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
I really expected Mahogany and Rust to win, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
-but they didn't, which was a big surprise. -Yes. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Don't beat yourselves up too much, boys. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
You see, I learned something today. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
I learned you can't let your past haunt you. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
I learnt a lot about France people. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
And I learnt that Justice City Penitentiary's | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
going to have a new French blind to go in the window. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Because you blinded the France bloke and now he's in prison. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
That's how the joke works. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
He'll never regain the power of sight. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 |