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Guess what happened with me and Patrick last night. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
-He collects and restores teddies. -And pals about with blokes that shoot people. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
I wondered if you would look after Charlie Littlepockets for me? | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
-That would be an honour. -We need to find out what's inside back there, Leanne. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
-I'm opening it up. -Well, what is it? -It's a gun. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
This programme contains adult humour | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
So, then, got rid of the body properly, then, yeah? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
-Yeah. -You've got to get to the spunk out of the bollocks. -What? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
You have got to take out these witnesses. Finish the fucking job. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:38 | |
Put these on me tab, yeah? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
No tabs. You need to pay for that. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
This is what your daddy should have done. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
-What was that? -It's nothing. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Oh, fuck. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
Patrick. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-All right, mate? -Willy. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Great to see you. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
It's been a while. Was you just in the area, or...? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh, I'm stressed out here, mate. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Just trying to stay calm. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
-I'm sorry to hear that. -I need a favour. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
A big favour. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Erm... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Well, I mean... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-If... -I knew I could count on you, mate. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
I just need you to look after something for me. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
One-Pack'll drop it round, | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
just throw it in the fucking drawer and forget about it. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Fuck me. What's all this, mate? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Oh, that's just a sideline...thing. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Do you make these? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
I restore... Well... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Yeah... Each bear gets a little certificate, yeah? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
That's fucking quality, that, mate. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-Yeah? -I tell you what, my wife, she'd go fucking nuts for that. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
I tell you. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Oh, yeah. Hang on. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
I tell you what. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
-Serious? -Yeah. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-Little present. -Oh, mate. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
She'll fucking... Come here. Come here. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Ah! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Hey! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Argh! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Hey, top bloke. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Don't you forget, mate. Door's always open. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
Morning. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Do you think I got enough on it? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
I mean, some went on my hand, and I had to sort of drip it on. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
I mean, a lot went on. It was a big one. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
I mean, you don't drink that much Tizer and not do a big one. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Oh, Rhones, nothing's happening. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Does that mean I'm not... It does, doesn't it? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
It means I... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Oh, my...God. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
A line. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
-That means I'm pregnant. -Oh, my God. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Hey, my horoscope said, | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
a new person or job opportunity would come into my life. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
And a baby is sort of like a person. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
-And being a full-time mum is a job. -Oh, my God. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Russell Grant, if you can hear me now, and I believe you can, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:30 | |
thank you for this blessing. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-Oh, my God, this is a disaster. -No, this is fate. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Leanne, we need to talk about your options. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:39 | |
Names. Breast-feed or bottle. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
No, I mean the two options you have right now. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
What, boy or girl? Yes. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
If I want a girl, I need to start eating garlic or oily fish now. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Hello, you're through to Childline. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Yeah, hi, this is, like, confidential, right? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
Yes, that's right, lovie. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-Even if I've done something illegal? -Even if you have broken the law. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Right. Because what it is is... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
I shot this guy. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
What? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
I shot this guy. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Jesus Christ, I thought you were going to say you'd nicked some cans. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Sorry. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
-Go on, lovie. -I just don't really know what to do now. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
And I'm a bit stressed out because the spunk's still in the balls. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-The what? -The spunk is still in his balls. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
It's got DNA in it. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Well, I mean... I think that's the least of your worries, lovie. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
You don't have to worry about... | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
about the spunk in the balls. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
That's not a thing. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
Really? Fuck. Thanks, Benny. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
You just made me look like a twat in front of Childline. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
I think you should go to the authorities. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
It sounds like you're a very disturbed young man. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
What? Fuck's sake. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
I could have gone to my mum for that. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Is there anything else you want to talk about? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
No. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Wait. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Is it gay to get stiffies in the night? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Oh, my God. I think I can feel him kicking. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-Is that possible? -No. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
-No, it isn't. -Must be gas. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
The Tizer. Oh, baby's first Tizer. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Right, so what do we do now? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Well, first of all, I've got to talk to Patrick. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
-What? -Rhona, he's the father. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Yes, but in the cons column, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
he could get you, and now your unborn child, killed. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Rhona, yeah, he may have some shady friends, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
but he's not going to hurt the mother of his child. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Now, maybe he'll slam the door in my face, but he's the father. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
I'm going to talk to him. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Well, you'll be going on your own. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Fine. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
I'm serious. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
I know you are. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
I won't be there to back you up if anything goes wrong. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Rhona, believe it or not, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
I made it 26 years of my life without your help. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
Pull, Leanne. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
GUNSHOT | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
You heard, then? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
I can't believe it. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
She was such a good woman, you know? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Sharp wit, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
damn fine cheesecakes. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
You think they got to Forrest? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
That he's mixed up in all this shit? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
I think we have to entertain that idea, yeah, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
given that his wife was shot on her own doorstep. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Fuck! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
You know, I've never told anyone this. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
I grew this moustache because of that man. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Fuck. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
Right. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-You are OK there? -Yeah. -Are you sure? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Shall I just check if the milk is pasteurised? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-Erm... -No, I'll just check. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Hello, is it pasteurised? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Sorry, mate. Hi, the milk, is it pasteurised? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Leanne. Leanne, wait. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Of course you need to talk to Patrick about this. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Sorry I called you a cold-hearted bitch. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-When did you say that? -Maybe I just thought it. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Point is, it's water under a bridge. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Come on, let's go catch the train. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Come on. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Adrian? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Adrian?! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Adrian, my name's DC Wilton, I'm a police officer. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
I wanted to talk to you about Gareth Pugh. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Gareth who? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Oh. Yeah. | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
-That guy. -I was told you two are friends. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Oh, no, we was more friends in year eight, to be honest. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
-Right. -The teachers and Gareth's mum said that you two are pretty tight. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
I know him to say hello to. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Why? What's he done? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Gareth didn't come home on Saturday night. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
He hasn't been seen since. Do you know anything about that? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Well, when did you last see Gareth? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Well, I don't want you to worry, Adrian. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
We're going to be looking for Gareth, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
and we're very good at finding people, whatever's happened to them. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
If you do remember something, | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
it doesn't matter how small it might seem, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
you need to let us know, OK? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-Yeah. -OK? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Yes! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
Hey, Dens, he's come home. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
We'll have the whipper-in round. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
-Mystique? -Hi, Patrick. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Sorry to bother you. I know I only saw you, God, day before yesterday? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
So much has happened. Sorry I look a bit weird, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-I slept on the street last night. -Is everything all right? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Whoa. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
Uh. What the...? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Inside, bucko. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-Right, look, I can explain. -Rhona. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Please just put the gun down. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
-We didn't discuss this. -We know you're in a gang. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
-Yes, OK. -Rhona. -I mean, no, I used to be. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Put the gun down. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
-Leanne, shut up. -For God's sake, please, no more bloodshed. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
-What? -She's got previous. -Oh, God. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Is it money you're after? Cos I can get you money. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
The gang, what's your involvement? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
I was... I was a teenager. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Oh, God, I'm not in it any more, I swear. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Right, so you got this from Argos, did you? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
-I was made to hide it. -Just listen to him. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
These bears - what's that about? Stashing coke or something? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
-What? -Right, you're being ridiculous now. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Coke? No, if you put a gram of coke one of those bears, | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
it would actually devalue it. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
And why didn't you call my friend back? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
-I'm... I'm sorry. -It's all right, Patrick. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Would it have killed you to text her? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Look, I had an essay to finish. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Could have text me that, though. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Look, honestly, I have nothing to do with a gang, I swear. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-I'm a student... -Have you got an NUS card for this academic year? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Erm... | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Can I raise a practical question at this juncture? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
May I go to the loo? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
-No. -Rhona. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
I have IBS. When I get stressed, erm... | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Patrick needs a poo, Rhona. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Yes. Patrick needs a poo. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Sorry. Sorry, I didn't know she was going to do this. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
This is very much her thing. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
-I'll look away. -Don't look away. You don't know what he might do. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
I think I know what he's going to do. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
There's actually something I need to tell you, Patrick. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
I hadn't imagined I was going to do it like this, but... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Wait, I want to know why he had this gun. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Someone from my past came round and asked me to look after it. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
-And if you know this... -WATER SPLASHES | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
..person, then, you can't say no. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
So why did you give it to Mystique? That's not very nice, is it? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
The police came round and I had to hide it. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I'm sorry, I really am, it's just... I didn't... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
WATER SPLASHES | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
..think anyone would make a connection between us. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Oh, nice and quick. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
-That's a credit to your diet, Patrick. -Thank you. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Look, you were the first person | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
I thought of that didn't have any involvement in any of this. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Quick word? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
PATRICK COUGHS | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
Do you think he's telling the truth? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Yes, I think he's telling the truth. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
But I also need to tell him about... | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
SHE HUMS | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
All right. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
All right, let's tell him who we really are. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Really? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Hey, look who it is. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Hey, matey boy, you dropped something. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
Why are you looking at my penis? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Oh, Sanjeev, he's looking at my penis. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
-Oh, fuck off. -Do you know, I spanked this boy. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
Yes, I spanked him, and now no trouble. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
We're friends now. He's a good customer. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Hey. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
See, he shitted his pants. He shitted his pants pants. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
OK, Patrick. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
Our real names are not Sarah Pen or Mystique. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
Believe it or not. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
They are Rhona and Leanne. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-OK. -It's not that we've been lying to you, yeah. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
We were given those identities by the police | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
when we went into witness protection. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
Well, the police gave us the start point. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
We really built the characters ourselves. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
-Right. -We were placed into witness protection | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
because we saw a shooting on Parson's Lane in Bristol. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Oh, shit. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
And the gang, the same gang I assume you used to be involved with, | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
have found our location. They've got contacts in the police. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
They sent a guy to kill us night before last. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
OK, you... You guys have got to leave right now. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
We've... We've never met, I promise you, my lips are sealed. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
No, we need your help, Patrick. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
No, no, no, you don't understand, these guys work for Willy Whelan. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
-Who's Willy Whelan? -He's like Mr Big in the East Bristol... | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
Google him. He's been busy. Look, I wish I could help you guys. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
I really do. I've got... I've got 30 quid in my pocket. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Wait, Patrick, there's something else. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
Leanne? Tell him. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
I'm pregnant. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
We're having a baby. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
I had so much to drink last night, right? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Hey. I count them crisps, man. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
You know what happens. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
Are you OK? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Yeah. Yeah, sorry... | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
I don't know what happened there. Just the shock. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
I don't mean to be rude, but you're definitely sure? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
Yes. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
I did this. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
A line means pregnant. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
And I could have bought the own-brand one, but I didn't. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
OK. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
OK, you're pregnant. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
We're going to have a baby. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
We're going to have a baby. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
You will be a mum and I'll be a dad. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Yes, I mean, this is in the context of gangsters wanting to slay us. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Right, yeah, of course, yeah. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Well, firstly, I'll help you, of course. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
I'll help you. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Yes! Good, yes, thank you. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
We'll get some money together. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
We'll go abroad. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Off the top of my head, I'm thinking Kavos. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
We'll get jobs working in the clubs, selling shots. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
No, no. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Patrick, people have different opinions about parenthood. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
And every one is valid. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
But I always imagined my child | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
wouldn't live on the run from gangsters. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Exactly. We want to go home, Patrick. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
Have you been listening to a word I've said? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
You can never go home. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
I've got a plan. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
We've got the murder weapon. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
You know the murderer. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
We plant it in his house and call Crimestoppers. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-Yeah. -No, no, no, no. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
-That guy you saw, he's no-one. -But if he gets convicted... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
If he gets convicted, it won't go away. Don't you get it? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-But the police said... -The police don't know shit. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
But what about Willy what's-his-name? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
If we put the gun on him, | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
and he went to prison for murder and that, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
could we go home then? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Well, if... If he didn't know it was you, yeah, maybe, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
if he went down for long enough. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
But you'd never get to do it, this guy... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
You know him? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Yes, well... Sort of. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Well, there you are. We'll do that, then. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
-What's going on? -We've had a call about that lad. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
-The one you told me about. -Gareth Pugh? What's happened? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
His mum's had a text from him. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
You know, Wilton, this morning, morale here was in the toilet. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
But this? This is what we signed up to do. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Christ, I love police work. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
All right, lads, this is it. Asian sex gang! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
SIRENS BLARE | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Let's fucking do this. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
What are you...? Somebody help me. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:47 | |
Contact my solicitor. AJ? AJ, call my solicitor. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Good work, boys. Lots of passion, lots of energy, lots of hustle. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:55 | |
And not any loss of accuracy. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-Stellar policing. -Get me out of here. No. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Get me out of here! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
If you're on the rob, you can fuck off. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
The only thing I've got to my name in here is a bag of piss. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
I just want to ask you a few questions. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
There you are. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
It's about those two girls. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
-What? -You know it was them shot you, don't you? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
It was meant for me. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
And I don't know who they told you they were and what they were doing | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
there, but they are running from a drug debt. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Yeah? And you know, you can call me old-fashioned, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
but if you owe money to someone, you give them it back. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
That's common courtesy, isn't it? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Oh, listen, love. You can leave off that shit. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
The police have already told me they were in witness protection. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
And I'm guessing you're one of the lads who's after them. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
I don't really give a shit, to be honest with you. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
But if you're looking for them... | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
..I do know something. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
Yeah? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
One of them, Mystique, has got a boyfriend. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
Shagging a local lad. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
He doesn't go by the name of Charlie Littlepockets, does he? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Might do. Might not. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
But I can give you his real name. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
-Oh, go on, then. -What are you offering? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
You're a cheeky bitch, you are, aren't you? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
I'll tell you what, I'm offering that. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
So give me his name, | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
or I'll give you another fucking bullet to match that one. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
You won't get his name, then, will you, love? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Why don't you go and tell whoever the fuck you work for | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
that I'll give you the name for a grand? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
Excuse me, visiting time is over. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
It's all right, love, it's just my nephew. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
He'll change my bedpan, so you don't have to do. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
It's a good job we're family, isn't it? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
It's a fucking dog's breakfast down there. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
HEAVY OBJECT BEING MOVED | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Hey, it's me. There you go. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Got some toothbrushes, shampoo and deodorant. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
I wasn't sure what you liked. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
-Leanne, you OK? -Oh, yeah, thank you, Patrick. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
-I'm just resting, which is vital. -Good, good. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Do you feel sick? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
Erm... | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
-No. -Good, good. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
If you do, just... go for your life. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
It lands where it lands - don't worry about it. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
Oh, you're so sweet, Patrick. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
And there are some towels and stuff in the cupboard. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Just help yourselves, and I'll see you... | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
in the morning. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Honestly, what part of odourless antiperspirant | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
does he not understand? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
I mean, why would I want to smell like a teenage boy? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Do I look like a woman who wants to smell like a teenage boy? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Oh, God. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Oh, Leanne. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
Leanne? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Mm. | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
Nothing. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
It's risky, but you could have something there. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Police are appealing for anyone | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
with information on Gareth's whereabouts... | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Patrick has been so amazing, you know. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Leanne, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
Got you, you bastard. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 |