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I've just seen a car hit a pheasant. Fluttered into the side. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
I think it was just here. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Oh, my God, there it is. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
There it is. Look. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
A bit of roadkill, nothing like it. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
Quick. Oh, beauty. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
-Ooh, lovely. -Um... -In the back. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
-Can you...? Is that legal? -Shush... Quick, quick! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Quick! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
There are people who live on roadkill. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-Are you one of them? -No. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
Come on, Ted. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
Do you want it? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Good boy! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
Wiveton Hall Farm on the North Norfolk coast. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Home to gentleman farmer.. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
SQUAWK | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
..Desmond McCarthy. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
He's the one that's been keeping my mother awake. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
For weeks. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Desmond's lived here all his life, with his mother, Chloe, | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
now 101 years old. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
My mother's lived so long because she's never drunk milk. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
I like cream! You know? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
What are your other tricks? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
When they're not at university, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
he's joined by his children - | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
Isabel | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
and Edmund. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
-Does Granny pay rent? -She does pay rent. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Bastard. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
SHE SNORTS | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Oh! Oh, my God! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Last year, Desmond kept the wolf from the door | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
by the seat of his tweed pants... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Do I have a lot of cash around? No. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Other people's cash, yes. Mostly the bank's. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
..earning just enough money from his 250-acre farm, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
cafe and holiday cottages | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
to maintain a country way of life | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
and preserve the hall for generations to come. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Perhaps this is where the nostrils came from. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Thank goodness the double chin has been bred out. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
-Has it? -Yes. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
As autumn draws on, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Desmond is faced with matters of life and death. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Oh, lovely! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
They have rather a good life, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
then they do end up bacon. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-Come on! -I'm the Grim Reaper, aren't I? -Yes. Thank you. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
But he's determined to celebrate his 60th birthday... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
..in style. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Welcome to the swinging '60s. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
It's terribly important to have a good time. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
October has arrived at Wiveton | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
and Desmond is checking his fields. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
The rape crop provides a welcome boost to his income over the winter. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
But pigeons are eating the tender new shoots. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
I mean, this year, we had really quite a disaster with our rape crop. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
They absolutely decimated. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Oh, God! Financially, the pigeons, I mean, | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
they come across from the continent. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Like, not as bad as locusts, but almost. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
We didn't keep the pigeons off as well as we should have done | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
last year, so instead of £20,000 | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
off a 30-acre piece of land, we harvested, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
I think, about £8,000 or £9,000 worth. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
So, big loss. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
That is bad news. A small group like that will be | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
four times the size and... they attract others. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Oi! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
HE CLAPS | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
It's quite an effort getting rid of these pigeons. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
They'll just keep pecking at it. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
Well, we've got to build a hide and lie in wait. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Probably tomorrow morning. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Desmond will turn 60 this month, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
and he plans to mark the event with a party. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
The older you get, the most extra... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
It's horrifying how fast time goes. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Especially if you're someone as easily distracted as I am. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
But it's terribly important to have a good time. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Doesn't it look nice in here? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Look at that. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
That's your... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Clever. That's so nice. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
His birthday is a milestone that prompts thoughts of his father. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Look, I've just had this picture done. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Not had it done, but I... It's quite interesting. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
I had a tiny photograph. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
You know, you find a little photograph in a drawer. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
If you've never... And I found this tiny photograph, | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
and I've had it blown up. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
It's slightly out of focus, and there I am with my father, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
still wearing corduroys and lace-up shoes! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
There we were in Ventnor. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
We stayed in a little hotel and then after, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
before breakfast, I would go down onto the beach and dig, | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
dig furiously and there was soft, very soft stuff, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
and it was like porridge. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Dig, dig, dig! And it'd fill in again. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
I just loved... That was Father. That's him. Full of glee! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Are you thinking about your father a lot at the moment? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Well, it reminded me of him, seeing this picture. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
And I joke that I've got arrested development. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
But, erm... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
..certainly haven't changed my outfit much. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Anyway... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Desmond's father was especially proud of Wiveton Hall's | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
fine walled garden. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
It grows fruit, vegetables, | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
flowers | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
and holds powerful memories for Desmond. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Now, this bit of wall fell down, blown down in a gale. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:03 | |
And my father started patching it up, you know, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
just a little bit at a time. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
And, erm... Which he rather enjoyed doing. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
And then he died when he got to about those bricks. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Doctor came rushing. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
No, it was pretty peculiar. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Pretty peculiar, but luckily I... | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
I brushed it under the carpet and went to play with my friends | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
the next day. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
That was the best way of dealing with it. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-How old was your dad when he died? -I think he was about 63. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
So I'm getting quite close. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
I was about, erm, 15 or 16. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
So too young, really. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Just when he was about to be useful, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
he died. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
And then, erm... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
..it was my sister and my mother and me | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
on our own in the freezing mansion. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Alone. There we are. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Keeping the wall intact is now one of the many jobs | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
for Desmond's builder, Rodney. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
How wonderful. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Well done. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
-That's going to last 200 years. -Yes. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
He's so skilled, he can do so much - | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
carpentry, plastering, bricklaying. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
These walls. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
He was doing so well trained. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-How long do you want to live for? -As long as possible, but... | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
-Do you? -Yes. As we all do, I expect. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Well, I don't necessarily | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
want to be quite as old as some. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-No. No. -You can't... | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
Anyway... | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
On a farm, you're more aware of matters of life and death. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Before his pigs go to slaughter, Desmond's put them to work, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
clearing land on the edge of the marsh. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Look how happy they are. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
They're eating these roots. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
PIG SNORTS | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
Oh, lovely. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Mm, mm. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
That's the loin. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Obviously, that's the ham. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
That's the collar, | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
shoulder, belly. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
And the vast chap there, the cheek. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
Having reached a good weight, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
his pigs will soon be off to the abattoir. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Before they go, Desmond's decided to clear out | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
the rest of the undergrowth with a bonfire. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Everyone loves a bonfire. -Everyone loves a bonfire, don't they? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
He's invited along his girlfriend, Harriet. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
It's really lovely stuff. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
-The pigs are looking well, aren't they? -OK. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Like Desmond, Harriet also grew up in Norfolk. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
They've now been together for two years. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Stand back. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Loved bonfires. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
And the addiction's got worse. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Oh... | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Oh... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
A few more branches, please. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Keep as many branches on as you can. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
OK. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Off here, Harriet. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Look. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
CRACK | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
-Oh! Jesus! -Oh... | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Going round behind you. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
DESMOND GROANS | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Harriet, can you remember where you first met Desmond? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Yes. I met him at a party in London. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Yes, I mean, he occasionally goes up... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-To London. -..to London. -Is spotted. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Occasionally spotted in the Smoke. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
And did he stand out? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
We discovered... | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
-Our mutual love of Norfolk... -Yes. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
-..is what drew us together. -Yes. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Ooh! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
I mean, clearly, her beauty. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
Transcendent beauty. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Yah. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Have people commented on a difference in age | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
between the pair of you? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
-Within... -As Joan Collins says... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
What was it? It was about Percy, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
her husband, who was 20 years younger than her. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-"If he dies, he dies." -Yeah! -THEY CHUCKLE | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
-You think that's good? -That was very good. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Oh, I love it. Isn't it lovely out here? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
The duck calling, the geese. Listen... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
WILDFOWL SQUAWK | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-Ah, fuck! -What? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
I got this electric shock. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
We're going to be driven back into the ditch | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-and forced to swim for our lives. -OK. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Come on, Teddy. Come on, Teddy. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
We're going to see what the pigeon situation is. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Until I get someone else to do it, | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
I have got to, erm... | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
go out and just fire a few shots, anyway. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Pigeons are still ruining Desmond's rape field. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
It's a harsh reality, but they must be moved on or, preferably, culled | 0:11:39 | 0:11:44 | |
if the crop is to make him any money. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
There are a few pigeons there. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Just starting, yes. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Look. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Over on the hill. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Gathering. Well, I'm going to fire a shot. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
I'm just trying to frighten them. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
-Two flying over there. -GUNSHOT | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
They're getting up. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Scaring them off with a gunshot is just a temporary fix. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
Desmond wants to reduce their numbers permanently. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
When you're pitting your wits against creatures, | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
you have to keep your head down, use a bit of fieldcraft, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
get inside their minds. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Stay still. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
You have to be camouflaged and... | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
and patient. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
That's something I'm often...is often a bit absent with me. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
-HE WHISPERS -It's too far. A bit too far. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Stay still, Roly. Sit! Roly, come in here! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Roly! Roly! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
Come in here! Roly! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Roly, come in here! | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Come in! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
Here! Here! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Please, don't jump up. Look... | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Stay there. Stay. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
ROLY WHINES | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Oh, please, don't whine. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Stay down. Stay. Please, sit. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Oh, fantastic shot. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Roly, here! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
Well, we've done the right thing in one respect, but... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
Come on, good boy! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
HE BLOWS DOG WHISTLE | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Roly! Come on, here! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
HE BLOWS THE WHISTLE | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Roly, come here! Come on! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Come on! Come on, here! Roly, come here! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Here. Good boy! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Here. Dead, dead. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Good boy. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Well done. Took a long time to get back, didn't you? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Well done. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
That's a young pigeon, young pigeon, foolish pigeon. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
Didn't know what I was... Didn't see me. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Well, I mean, the highlight was that incredible... | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
my prowess with the weapon. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
A rare occurrence. That's put me in a good mood. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Well, I've got other things to do. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
I won't leave it with the dog. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
He's sure to eat it. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
What will you do with the bird? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Oh, it'll get plucked and eaten. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Now, where's Teddy? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
Teddy! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Come on. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Up. Go on, hup. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Go on, hup! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Go on, hup, hup! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
Desmond's looming 60th birthday has prompted an air of nostalgia | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
at Wiveton. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
There is my mother's father, look. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
There's Dick. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
A very tidy moustache. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-Do you see? -Yes. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
The oldest McCarthy family member is Chloe, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
at 101 years old. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
She's lived and breathed Norfolk countryside for over 70 years. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
Here you are wearing... Oh, my God, looking like | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
you're working in a prison camp. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Rather grim. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
That's me. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
It is you. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Here are your opera glasses. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-Aren't they nice? -Very nice. -Can I have a go with them? -Yes. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
They've got lilies of the valley on them. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Haven't been used for years. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Well, they won't be very good for bird-watching. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
We can use them in the cafe to look across, look at people. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
Oh, they're good! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
His mother's opera glasses have given Desmond an idea. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
-It's coming up to be my birthday. -Yes. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Quite a big one. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
I'd quite like a pair of binoculars. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
A new pair. I've got these, which are quite poor. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Would you like to get involved in that? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
-Yes. -Marvellous. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
As I'm getting older, you have less of a thirst to kill things, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-but more of a desire just to look at them and wonder. -Yes. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Desmond doesn't waste a moment... | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
You get in now. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
..driving his mother straight to Norfolk's finest binocular shop. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
I'm hoping to persuade my mother | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
to buy me some binoculars. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Good. Now, you want to improve on what you've got there? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Well, I think things have probably got better. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
You feel there's almost too much choice. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
-These have got rubber eye cups. -Yes. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
-Pretty good. -You can take it out further | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
and get more of an expanse. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Fantastic. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
They're very sharp. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Lovely cornflowers in there. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
-Very good. -Would you like a chair? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
No. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
-There we are. -There. -Oh, that's nice. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Thank you. Well, these are good. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Well, let's see something else. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-OK. -These are new, are they? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Yes. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
And the price of those is 1,799. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Mm, £1,800. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Well, they're fantastic. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
-They ought to be. They ought to be! -Aren't they beautiful? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
The grass and the... | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
and the weeds...waving. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
If you buy something like this, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
it's a lot of money and it's going to have to last you a lifetime. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
-No, they're beautiful, beautiful. -They are, yeah. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Knowing the health of the family finances, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Desmond switches his attention to the second-hand selection. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
With binoculars, you don't want them too heavy. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
You've got to think of advancing age. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Oh, yes, it's happening all the time. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
I don't sometimes like to say that, but... | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-No. -..it's inevitable. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
No, you're quite right, but these are fantastic | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
without even adjusting the... I haven't had to adjust anything. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
You haven't, no. But the majority of people that trade in, | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
they trade in for a lighter model. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
-Yes. -Because they're getting older. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Well, OK, well, I think I've got a bit more vigour. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Oh, yes, absolutely. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
But they'd be very good. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-They would be, yeah. -And a very good price. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Yes. Well, and a very good make. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
These are second-hand. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
-Nearly £400. -Yes. -We might ask for a discount as well. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-HE WHISPERS -Try and see if we can get a little something off them. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Dawn on the pigeon-ravaged rape field. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Desmond's arrived to set up a new deterrent, | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
borrowed from a neighbouring farmer. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
So, this is a new, modern gas gun. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
Makes a hell of a bang. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
And hopefully doesn't annoy the neighbours too much. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
It's marvellously light. You've got a handle on it, like a suitcase. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
The bird scarer is programmed to do a double bang every 15 minutes | 0:19:08 | 0:19:14 | |
throughout the day. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
All right, if we turn the gas on, and then... | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
..flick this, lift the solar panel up, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
because that will recharge your battery. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
If you hold this one. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Which one are we going for? Double blast? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
It fires compressed air, | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
so no pigeons will die, | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
but hopefully they will be put off their food. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
Your lights are flashing. Oh, here we go, something's going to happen. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Bloody hell. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-LOUD BANG -Oh! Blimey! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-It should go again. -That's good. -LOUD BANG | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-Oh! -There we go. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
-Roly! Come here! Oh! -LAUGHTER | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
He thinks we've shot a pheasant. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
Or we've shot a pigeon! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
Roly, come here! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Oh, no. I've got no whistle. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Look at them both. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
A good way to exercise them. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
That is, yeah! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
That was... That was quite serious, that. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
The second one's worse than the first. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Yes, but the dog running in. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
He knows what a shot produces. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
-He thinks you've landed a pigeon. -Slightly humiliating. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Teddy's back first. Come on. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Get in the back, go on! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
In the back. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Now, stay there. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
LOUD BANG | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
Back at the hall, there's a flurry of activity. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
That's enough. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Preparations are underway for tonight's celebrations. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
-How short are you going? Quite short? -Quite short. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
It's Desmond's 60th birthday dinner party, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
and he has invited 40 friends to come and have supper. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
Here for the moment. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
Isabel's coming, | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
back from art school, so that's very exciting. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Well, I'm having a few friends round. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
I think, with my mother... | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
..about 40 people are coming. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
16, | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
17, | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
18, 19, 20, 21. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
Oh, my God, we're going to need much more. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
Those are awful chairs, but never mind. Have to have them. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Shall we get another table? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
There's another one round the back. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
You know, it's his 60th birthday, it's quite a big deal, so... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
With all his birthday celebrations, this time, and parties, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
this time of year, Desmond likes to have cockerel korma. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
We're having cockerel korma. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Hopefully lots of poppadoms, so that will be delicious. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
A slightly light curry, you know. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Korma's a bit... | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
..girly, isn't it? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
But it's nice, very good. I like it. So cockerel korma, | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
with a bit of pheasant in it. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
First pheasant, it's early October, but we did get two the other day, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
and a partridge. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Not everyone's taste. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Occasionally it does go on the menu, | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
but it doesn't always sell that well. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
You're much more experienced at party planning than I am. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
-Yeah. -Do we have drinks in the hall, do you think? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
And then come through? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Drinks and the taramasalata? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
In the hall? Yes, cos there's not much room in here. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
-I think that's a good idea. -And then they come through | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
and it's a nice surprise. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
Harriet's been marvellous, she's done all these flowers. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
Look how pretty it looks. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Overseen the table... | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
And, oh, she was going to make some dahl. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
I think she may have forgotten about that. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Oh... | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
It's a very well-oiled machine, | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
the party machine, around here. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
It's off the internet, | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
and it is red lentil and spinach dahl. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Terrible dirty glasses. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
I mean, these glasses have been in the washing machine | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
and been put back carelessly. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Dirty. Not how it should be. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
No-one's fault particularly but, you know. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Standards. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Farm business doesn't stop for special occasions. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
Desmond and stockman John must load up the pigs for their final journey. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:42 | |
Mind your heads, little'uns! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Mind your head, oi! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
Come on. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
Come on. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Good as gold. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
Come on, come on. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Come on, come on. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
-OINK -Bugger! -Come on! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Well, it's always sad, they've got a lot more rooting to do, | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
that they could have done, but if we'd kept them any longer, | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
they'd have put on an awful lot of fat. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-Yeah, they would have been too fat. -I like a bit of fat, but... | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
So we... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
And they're lovely. We're friends now. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
That's why he sends me to do it. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
-So, erm... -I'm the Grim Reaper, aren't I? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
-Yes. -Thank you. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Come on! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
Come on! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
The pigs will provide Desmond with over 100 kilos of pork, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
sausages and ham, much of which will end up in the farm cafe. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
I'll let him out of the side door. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
It's a novel trick! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
We're taking Desmond, as well! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
Show what it's like. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
It a horrid, horrid thought, isn't it? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
You mustn't think about it. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
-No. -You mustn't think about it. That's the best way. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
They've cleaned up that bit of ground. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
They've had a lovely life and, erm... | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Look, there they go. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
They don't really know what's going on. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
But still, never mind... | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
CORK POPS | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
Hello! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
Has anyone arrived? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Welcome to the swinging '60s! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Jane! How lovely to see you! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
-Well done! -Lovely to see you. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
-How's everything? -Yeah, we've got the champagne. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
How are you? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Nice to see you. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
Well done, very nice you're here. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh! Oh...! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
It's from the three of us. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
This is quality. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
From the Kashmir area. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
That is smart. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Oh, my God, and we're in winter. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Oh, my good... Now, are they...? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Edible, apparently. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
Because you don't have enough raspberries, | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
I thought I'd give you some chocolate-covered raspberries. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
-Oh, my God. -They are amazing. -I'm going to try one. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Shooting stockings. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Oh, aren't they nice? From lovely Annabelle. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Aren't they lovely? Look at that, mixed fibres. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Fantastic. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Oh, look, Isabel. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-How are you? -No so good. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Come and have a drink. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Shall we, what they call, come through? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Do you want these on the table? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Oh, yes! Well, they'll rather look... | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
It'll be nice to come in, be brought into the table. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
OK. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
Go through and get food. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
And then sit down where you want. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Well done! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
It's a very, very lovely evening to be here with Desmond, | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
on his 60th birthday. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
He is someone who has done a lot in his life. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
I can't hope to cover it all but, just to say, you're a good man, | 0:27:29 | 0:27:34 | |
you're very, very generous, well thought of. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
-Thank you. -A legend in his own lifetime. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
-Thank you, Andrew. -And cheers! To his 60th birthday! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
-Hear, hear! -60th birthday, yeah! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Thank you very much, Andrew. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Happy birthday, Des. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
Age is a tiresome thing. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
It makes you feel neurotic and fear the worst. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
So we've just got to keep going and try not to eat too much. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
Next time... | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Come up this end. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
After a marketing push, | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Desmond's ambition to attract paying guests from around the world | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
is realised. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
I'm always saying we must get foreign people. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
-Yes, and they're either... -Chinese! -Or Japanese, I'm not sure. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
And interest from an interiors magazine | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
prompts a major tidy-up at the hall. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
Oh, my God. We must cover that awful chair! | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
I can't bear it. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
Shabby chic was invented for this house. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 |