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The New York Times once called Peter Sellers,

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"Britain's Prime Minister of Mirth."

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Spike Milligan said, "He'd be Britain's greatest actor,

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"if someone would only let him act."

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An unusually-gifted comic and impressionist,

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Sellers' extraordinary talents saw him move

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from radio star of the 1950s

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to international film star of the '60s.

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From The Goon Show's Bluebottle, to Hollywood's Pink Panther,

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at every stage of his career,

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he excelled in funny voices and flights of fancy

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and, as he demonstrates here,

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he never got tired of fooling around.

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GERMAN ACCENT: Kindly observe, ladies and gentlemen,

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that the handkerchief, there is nothing in it, ja?

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No? Look.

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My head is in ze handkerchief.

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LAUGHTER

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My head has gone!

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LAUGHTER

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After that little trick came an anecdote

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stemming from Sellers' experiences working as a drummer.

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It's a very dreary business,

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being a drummer or any musician doing gigs, really, round the country...

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Right.

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..or in one set place,

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because you get a lot of Hooray Harrys who come up to you

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and ask you for songs, to play songs for them.

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I mean, a typical musician's story -

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and this is probably true, it's probably based on fact -

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is about a fellow who came up to a very well-known friend of ours,

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-Alan Clare, the pianist.

-Marvellous pianist, yeah.

-..and said,

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POSH VOICE: "I say, would you play That's What You Are?"

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So, Alan said, "I'm sorry,

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"I don't know That's What You Are, I haven't...

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"I'll have a look through the book."

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So he had a look through the book quickly and this chap was, sort of,

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dancing around, you know...

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Terribly like that...

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and he came back and he said,

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"I say, there's a drinky-poo in it for you, you know."

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LAUGHTER

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And he came back...

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..and he said, "Piano player, piano player,

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"and kettle drummer," I was known as the kettle drummer.

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I don't know why - you never used to play a kettle, but...

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it comes from timpani, you see.

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He said, "Aren't you going to play That's What You Are?

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Alan said, "I'd love to play That's What You Are,

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"but I don't know how it goes." He said, "Good God," he said,

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"What is the country coming to?

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"I never thought I'd reach the day

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"when somebody didn't know That's What You Are."

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He said, "Well, if you sing it, I'll try."

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He said, "It goes like this..."

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# Unforgettable... #

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LAUGHTER

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# That's what you are... #

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And then, Sellers told of how he began his career

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by tricking his way in to the BBC.

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I was getting nowhere fast, you know,

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and I noticed that Roy Speer was doing a show at the time

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called Show Time, yes,

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and the compere was Dick Bentley and there were lots of new acts, you see?

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I'd written in, I don't know how many times, to try and get on,

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no reply, the secretary said, "Mr Speer, blah-blah-blah..."

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I thought, I've got nothing to lose, I thought, well, I'll phone up...

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Cos I used to be doing these impersonations

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and one of the big shows was Much Binding In The Marsh,

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-with Kenneth Horne and Dickie Murdoch...

-Right, right.

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..and I just thought I'd do it, you know.

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You do things at certain times, you know, in life -

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you've got to get ahead...

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So, I thought, "If I stay here, I'm dead," you know?

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Even if he kicks my arse out of there, it doesn't matter,

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as long as I make some impression.

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Right.

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So, I phoned up and I thought being a senior producer,

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Speer would probably know Horne and Murdoch, you see,

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-who were very big then.

-Mmm.

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I thought, "If I click with the secretary,

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"I'll get through," right? So, I said,

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DEEP VOICE: "Oh, hello. This is Ken Horne here. Is Roy there?"

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Now, once she said, "Oh, yes, he is, Kenneth. I'll..."

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I knew I was right - shu-lah-bah-lum.

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So, got on there and Roy said, "Hello, Ken, how are you?"

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I said, "Listen, Roy, I'm phoning up because I know that new show

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"you've got on - what is it, Show Time or something...

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"Dickie and I were at a cabaret the other night,

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"saw an amazing young fellow called Peter, Peter...

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"What was his name?"

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HIGH VOICE: "Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers or something..."

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"Sellers, Sellers. Anyway, I think it would be very good

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"if you probably had him in the show, you know.

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"Just a little tip, little tip. We just go round looking, you know."

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He said, "Well, that's very nice of you."

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And then it came to the crunch and I said, "Er...

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"I... It's me."

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He said, "What?" I said,

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"It's me, Peter Sellers talking and it's the only way I could get to you

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"and would you give me a date on your show?"

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And he said, "You cheeky young sod," he said.

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LAUGHTER

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He said, "What do you do?"

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I said, "Well, I obviously do impersonations, don't I?"

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LAUGHTER

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-I was 22 at the time.

-Yeah. Erm...

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-Sorry, go on.

-Sorry.

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And anyway, I went up there and I got a date on the spot

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and I got a good write-up,

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-first write-up I've ever had in my life, you know.

-Yeah.

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It's really nice.

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In the 1960s,

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Swinging London was the most fashionable place on the planet

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and Peter Sellers was one of the many big names in show business

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making the most of the fact.

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For those golden years, Sellers was to comedy

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what James Bond was to cinema

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and The Beatles were to music.

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And speaking of the Fab Four,

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here's Sellers' unique take on them,

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with a nod to Laurence Olivier's interpretation of Richard III.

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COURTLY MUSIC

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It has been...

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a hard day's night

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and I have been working like a dog.

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It's been a hard day's night,

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I'll soon be sleeping like a log,

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but when I get home to you,

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I find the things that YOU do...

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will make me feel...

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all right.

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You know, I work all day,

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to get you money, to buy you things

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and it's worth it just to hear you say,

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you'll give me everything.

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That's why I love to come home,

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cos when I get you alone,

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you know I feel...

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OK.

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LAUGHTER

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A recording of that performance made the Top 20 in the UK charts -

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a testament to Sellers' wide appeal.

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People loved seeing him immerse himself in characters like

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I'm All Right Jack's Fred Kite

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and Dr Strangelove.

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Famously, Sellers would say that he wouldn't know what to do,

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if asked to play himself.

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"There is no me," he said. "I do not exist.

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"There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed."

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I'm not the real Peter Sellers. I am, in fact, erm,

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a mock-up, a plastic mock-up.

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I'm beginning to think that increasingly every day,

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as I look at myself in what I laughingly call the mirror.

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It is another copy of myself that I leave at home

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to do the housework, because I can't get any servants.

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Coronation Street. Is it Coronation Street?

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No, this is called The Life And Times Of...

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-Peter Sellers, or something like that.

-Oh, him. Him?

-Yes.

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The only problem is that we can't find him.

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I've tried looking around all over the place.

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That microphone moved then.

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That wouldn't be him, would it? Down there. That big one down there.

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Just a moment, I'm not sure.

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Come on out of there! We know you're in there!

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No, no, no. He's not in there, no.

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-That's, erm, stretching it a bit far for him.

-You think so?

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-I mean, in the nicest possible way.

-Oh, shit!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Hiding away was the last thing Peter was doing in the mid '60s.

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Marrying Swedish actress Britt Ekland ten days after meeting her

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had him plastered over the front pages of the newspapers.

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He also found the character that would become his most celebrated -

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Inspector Clouseau.

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Clouseau was a character who famously got everything wrong,

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but when making the Pink Panther films, directed by Blake Edwards,

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it was Sellers and the cast who struggled to get things right,

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as some clips shown by Michael Parkinson clearly demonstrated.

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I put it to you directly, Monsieur Ballon,

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that it was you who murdered Miguel Ostos.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Oh... AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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..I dropped that thing again, I'm sorry. Look, erm...

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GEORGE MUMBLES

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SMATTERING OF LAUGHTER

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-I didn't like...

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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SOFT KNOCKING AT DOOR

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Right...

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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And I submit, Monsieur Ballon,

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that you arrived home, found Maria Gambrelli with Miguel Ostos,

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and filled him in a rit of fealous jage.

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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LOUD FOOTSTEPS

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Inspector!

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It was the... THEY LAUGH

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Inspector! This way.

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Very interesting museum you have here.

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-Inspector!

-Yes...? Oh.

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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Would you think it naughty of me if I were to buy you a drink?

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You already have.

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Yes. Heh-heh.

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Well, how about I buy myself one and we share it together, eh?

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-All right.

-Heh-heh.

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Waiter! HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS

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Another coo... AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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Waiter!

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Hoo-hoo. LAUGHTER

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HE MUMBLES

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I have fixed your doorbell from the...

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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-MAN:

-How can you be sure?

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Because I am an expert and trouble shitter...

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UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER

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If you require anything...

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Monsieur, all I require

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is a little privacy in which to work,

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my bag of tools.

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Anything... HE LAUGHS

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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It is my business to know.

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He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious... No.

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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APPLAUSE

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INAUDIBLE

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They are funny, aren't they?

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It's amazing, actually, when you watch them.

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Blake Edwards has got about 200,000 feet of you doing that.

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It's amazing you ever finish a film with him.

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-We always have two weeks extra for laughs, you know.

-For giggling?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-It's great working with Blake. It's fantastic.

-Yeah.

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The Inspector Clouseau character comes up again

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in this appearance on the live discussion programme, Film Night,

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which begins with some trademark fooling about.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Peter Sellers.

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APPLAUSE

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CHEERING

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PETER MUMBLES

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Yes...

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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HE TRUMPETS

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Ah.

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Hello, hello, testing, testing, one, two, three, four.

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That's all right, yeah.

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HE BLOWS INTO MIC Hello? That's all right, yeah.

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-Is it working all right?

-Yes, it's working now, yes.

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-Hello, hello. Yes.

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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HE AFFECTS RP ACCENT: Well, I must say that I liked it.

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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HE AFFECTS EXAGGERATED RP ACCENT: I found its comedy...

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intrinsically funny.

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LAUGHTER

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The cutting, I think, from the grandfather's...

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rather prominent member...

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to the brush on the wall.

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It's quite exquisitely... I do really think the...

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HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

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Well, then, we seem to be divided only on a minor points.

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Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Erm...

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Let's press on to the book we have all been reading.

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HE CLEAR HIS THROAT

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And I thought by separating them at the beginning

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that this was the sort of thing I'd prevent.

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LAUGHTER

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Now, I'd like to ask Peter Sellers first if he remembers an occasion...

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He really doesn't know about this. In 1951...

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Because I found a report in The Times in 1951 -

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I swear this is true -

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about a new variety bill at the Prince of Wales

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and "Mr Peter Sellers", as they say,

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"was in company with Nino,

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"the little dog who trots about the stage

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"on enormous inflated rubber balls."

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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Now, the question I want to ask Mr Sellers is,

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does he remember anything about that fantastic dog?

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Yes. Somebody pricked one of the balls, I remember...

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and the dog went... HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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I used to do impersonations in those days, or impressions, yes.

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Tommy Handley, lots of people, you know. Those ones.

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I didn't used to do Alec Guinness... I beg your pardon.

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Um...

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These days, you know, party things,

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I trot one.... I trot a few out of those...

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well-known stars of stage, screen and Labour Exchange.

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And, um...

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One of my ones is of Alec Guinness.

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I do that one quite often,

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especially one speech from Kind Hearts And Coronets,

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when he was showing Dennis Price around the old church.

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He said, "My west window

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"has all the elegance of Chaucer

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"with none of the concomitant crudities of the period."

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LAUGHTER

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Thank you. APPLAUSE

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Which film did you most enjoy doing, Peter Sellers?

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And is it now, looking back, the same film?

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Well, I enjoyed playing very much, I enjoyed very much playing

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Clare Quilty in Lolita...

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um...a long way back now.

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Just...

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the first five minutes of that film, I enjoyed very much.

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I like to do...

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I like that. I think it looks good when you watch it on the screen.

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Dr Strangelove was a fascinating experience,

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again with Stanley Kubrick. Erm...

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Trying to find out what made Dr Strangelove tick over

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and why he wore a black glove,

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and why one hand was a Nazi and the other hand wasn't.

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And the way we got to that is a whole interesting story.

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-Ah.

-Ah...those were the days. LAUGHTER

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They don't write hands like that any more.

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LAUGHTER

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Uh... And I think I will always like,

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you know, the memory of playing Inspector Clouseau.

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Clouseau is a special, sort of, character.

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There are people like Clouseau around all over the world.

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He's the sort of man with great in-built dignity, you see,

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great, great dignity.

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He's an idiot, but he knows that,

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but he wouldn't let anyone else know that, you see.

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He's very, very keen. So if something goes wrong, you see,

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if he falls over, or something awful happens,

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he immediately suspect that someone said, "Bleeding idiot."

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But, you see, he wouldn't let that disturb him.

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He'd say, "What was that? What is that you say? What was that?"

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And someone, you know, some shlapper, would say, "Nothing, sir."

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He'd say, "Yes, of course, nothing. Yes, yes."

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Like if there's a phone call and they say,

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"There's a phone call for you, Inspector.

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He'd say, "Ah, that will be for me." Because, you know...

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LAUGHTER

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..he wants to be one-up all the time, you see.

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An awful lot of people like that about, you see.

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Clouseau took Sellers to a whole new level of fame

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and earned him a Golden Globe nomination in America.

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But international stardom didn't mean leaving old colleagues behind.

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Here he is, joining his fellow Goon, Harry Secombe,

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for a 1972 appearance on Parkinson

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and showing, again, that he knew how to make a big entrance.

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APPLAUSE

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SLOW GUITAR VERSION OF RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES PLAYS

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THEY SPEAK GIBBERISH

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LAUGHTER

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PETER KNOCKS HIS MIC Wargh!

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HARRY CHORTLES

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PETER "DOOF DOOFs"

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There's a lot of machines here.

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It is Peter Sellers, isn't it?

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Yes. Yes. Mm.

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-Do you...?

-I only dress up like this during the mating pogrom.

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LAUGHTER

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MICHAEL CHORTLES

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I, in Deutschland, threw a...

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-What did you...?

-I'm a yankee doodle da...

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LAUGHTER

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-Where did you get that hat from, Peter?

-That's a real...

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This is an...

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This is a real German hel... PETER CHORTLES

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What is all that lot down there?

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Oh, just some little extras we have down there.

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Oh-ho. Hello.

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HARRY CHORTLES

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I just saw it. I saw it.

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I saw it, I saw it...

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I did a film in Guernsey...

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and we were working underground in an actual German hospital

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and I found this. It was all rusting away in the corner...

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HE AFFECTS GERMAN ACCENT: But you know what really the truth about this whole thing?

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I am sick of this business about Churchill.

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The young Churchill, the old Churchill...

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LAUGHTER

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..the weak Churchill, the thin Churchill, the fat Churchill.

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Why doesn't say the truth about Churchill?

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Not many people know or listen.

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A painter? His rotten paintings. Rotten.

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LAUGHTER

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Hitler, there was a painter for you. LAUGHTER

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He'd paint an entire apartment. Two coats, one afternoon.

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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You are listening to this one, now you are getting the truth.

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Hitler had more hair than Churchill,

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he told funnier jokes than Churchill... LAUGHTER

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And he could dance the pants off old Churchill. LAUGHTER

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Churchill couldn't even say Nazi.

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He was like, "Nah. Nah."

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That is my favourite bit of dialogue from, um -

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and a plug for good old Mel Brooks and The Producers -

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# Springtime For Hitler And Germany. #

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-I...

-Can I take this off?

-Yeah, please do, Peter.

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I hope I don't take my head with it.

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PETER SPEAKS GIBBERISH

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Let's have a look at this for a moment.

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Now thinly disguised as Paul McCartney.

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I share your admiration for that film.

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It's a great film. Very underrated.

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-I don't know why people didn't push it.

-Yeah.

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Why they didn't push it is what's wrong with the movie industry.

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-Absolutely right.

-I might talk a bit more about that later.

-Yeah.

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It occurs to me that the art of impersonation is sort of...

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LAUGHTER

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..it's carrying it through, isn't it?

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It's going out there and carrying through with it, no matter what.

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Have you ever chickened out of one, Peter, at any time?

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-Have you ever gone halfway through with one and then...?

-On what?

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On an impersonation. You're going down the street in disguise

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and suddenly thought, well...

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Well, I went out with Milligan the other night.

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Milligan gets down a bit, as you well know,

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as his favourite friend here.

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He has, er...

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barneys with a certain corporations,

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whether it be this one or ITV

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and phones up in the middle of the night, usually,

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or at about eight, and says,

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"Get us drunk, because I feel a bit down."

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So we went out - this is about five weeks ago -

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and we had some wine

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at a place we always go to.

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And, erm,

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I was telling Spike about finding this hat in this German hospital,

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he was very taken with it, you see.

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The whole Hitler thing and his book, you know, about Hitler,

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which they're now filming, incidentally.

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I ended up driving this Mercedes I've got in the front

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with Milligan shrieking in the back.

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It was about three in the morning, orders in fake German

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and this hunchback with a helmet on...

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LAUGHTER

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..putting the right indicator out when it was going left...

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LAUGHTER

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People would drive up at the lights and think,

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"God...

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"what's that?"

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We ended up at some Greek restaurant at about three in the morning there,

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that Milligan knew around at the back of Bayswater

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and it was all rather like something out of the French Connection.

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I don't know what happened, because I don't even remember getting home.

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I thought to myself, "My God, if anyone stops me like this,

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"what am I going to say?"

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If the old fuzz come up, what are you going to say about it, really?

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Because I was as high as a kite.

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"I wasn't really, Fuzz, I was as low as a kite." LAUGHTER

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What about this gift, though, Peter,

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of picking up a person's voice, imitating it?

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Do you have to listen to it for a long time or do you...?

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Is it like an instant feedback with you?

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Somebody says something to you and you pick it up immediately?

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Do you know about that? Oh. Because not many people know that.

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-Do you know...?

-What's that there?

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This is my Michael Caine impression. LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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"Do you know that it takes a man...

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"..to fall from the top of Big Ben..."

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See, Mike's always quoting from the Guinness Book Of Records.

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LAUGHTER

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Heh-heh. At the drop of a hat, he'll trot one out, you see.

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"It takes a man in a tweed suit

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"five-and-a-half seconds to fall from the top Big Ben to the ground.

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"Now, there's not many people know that."

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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The celebrity friends didn't end with Michael Caine.

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Here is Sellers messing about with Ringo Starr

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in between takes on their 1969 film,

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The Magic Christian.

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Good afternoon and welcome to my shoot.

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Cockroaches are pretty good right now.

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It's a very good season for them.

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We had a cockroach out there right now.

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The Duke of Norfolk and one or two other people

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who are hot after the cockroaches,

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where they burn them out, actually, that's the idea.

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But, erm... PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD

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It's all right. BA. No, it's OK.

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I thought it was one of those jobs with hair under the wings.

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As you can see, this end is made of wood and this end is made of metal,

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mainly because if you fired out of that end, it would splinter.

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And this end, you see, if you used it like this,

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it'll go straight into your arm and cripple you for...

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well, probably the rest of your life.

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So that's why most people shoot this way around, you see.

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And when the bird goes out this way,

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therefore, the bird gets the full benefit of the blast

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and not your, um,

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elbow and shoulder and things.

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That's why the man from Laramie

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had an elbow on his arm and one upon his shoulder.

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Brooke Bond was that man's special tea.

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Uh-huh-hum...

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Our final clip is a musical number.

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Here's Sellers performing the old crowd pleaser,

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When I'm Cleaning Windows,

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in the style of one of his own comic heroes,

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George Formby.

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Heh-heh. Turned out nice again, hasn't it?

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One, two, three, heh-four.

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MUSIC: When I'm Cleaning Windows by Cliff, Gifford and Formby

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# Now I go cleanin' windows

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# To earn an honest bob

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# For a nosy parker

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# It's an interestin' job

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# Now it's a job that just suits me

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# A window cleaner you would be

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# If you can see what I can see

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When I'm cleanin' windows

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# Honeymoonin' couples, too

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# You should see them bill 'n coo

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# You'd be surprised at things they do

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# When I'm cleanin' windows

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# In my profession, I work hard

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# But I'll never stop

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# I'll climb this blinkin' ladder

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# Till I get right to the top

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# Now the blushin' bride, she looks divine

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# The bridegroom, he is doin' fine

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# I'd rather have his job than mine

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# When I'm cleanin' windows

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# The chambermaids' sweet names I call

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# It's a wonder I don't fall

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# My mind's not on my work at all

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# When I'm cleanin' windows

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# I know a fella, such a swell

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# He has a thirst, that's plain to tell

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# I've seen him drink his bath as well

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# When I'm cleanin' windows

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# In my profession I work hard

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# But I'll never stop, hee-hee

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# I'll climb this blinkin' ladder

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# Till I get right to the top

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# Pyjamas lyin' side by side

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# Ladies nighties, I have spied

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# I've often seen what goes inside

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# When I'm cleanin' windows. #

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HE CHUCKLES

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APPLAUSE

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Peter Sellers saved his last-ever joke for after his death,

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which came in 1980, after a heart attack.

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He was 54.

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The eulogies described him as the greatest comic talent

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of his generation and a genius on a level with Charlie Chaplin.

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For his funeral, he had insisted that Glenn Miller's In The Mood

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played as his coffin was cremated.

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Why?

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Because he absolutely hated the song

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and knew it would give all his friends

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one very last laugh.

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