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All this blethering on about independence - | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
has anyone stopped to think about what independence actually means? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
As a concept? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
I mean, look at me, right - I'm an independent kind of guy. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
-I live my own life, I play by my own... -Daaaad! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
..rules. You see, thing is, independence is, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
is more of a state of mind than anything else. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
It's a personal thing. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
It's not about what you vote for, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
-it's about who you are as a person, it's... -Dad! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Daddy's working here! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
As I was saying, independence goes to the very heart of who we are. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
I have a singular personality. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
Unique. Very much independent from everyone else. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
And in many ways that's like Scotland. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
It has its own unique culture. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
I mean, we've even got our own egg, the Scotch egg. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
How many countries can claim their own egg? | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
-It was invented in London, Dad. -OK, bad example. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
But what could be more Scottish than sweet, sweet Buckfast. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:08 | |
It's brewed in Devon, actually. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Who better to present a programme about issues of possible | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
independence than an independent guy like me? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
-I own my own house. -The bank owns the house. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
True, but I am an actor. A one-man show. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Weaving my way from job to job like a troubadour. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Completely unreliant on anyone. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Apart from the people that write your lines, pick the costume, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
do your hair and make-up. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
OK, yes, but as an individual, as a fully-grown adult man, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
it's me and me alone... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Will all this chat incorporate you putting the bins out? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
So who better than me to find out all the answers you need to know | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
before we vote in this referendum for Scottish independence? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
And I'm not putting the bins out, by the way. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Because I'm a maverick and I live by my own rules. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Independence means different things | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
for different people all over the world. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
But I'm here to find out what it would mean for Scotland. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Can someone help me here, please? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
So come with me as I find out what independence is really all about. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
CAR FAILS TO START | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
MUSIC: "National Express" by The Divine Comedy | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
If Scotland does decide to go it alone, will we get to keep these? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Or will George Osborne ask for all his pounds back? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
And if he does, what will Scottish money look like? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
Get a load of this - the Smeato. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Aye, that's right, the currency that will set about you. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Finally, the world's most violent baggage handler | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
given the recognition he deserves. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
And why should it be a tenner? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Nothing ever actually costs a tenner, does it? Why not 9.95? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Less change to weigh you down. I think it's a winner. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
Imagine at Greggs - "Aye, that's a Smeato in, Janice." | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
But this is my favourite - the Murray. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
# Hey there Andy Murray | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
# I'd love to see you play the tennis... # | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Do you take Murrays, mate? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
That's a picture of Andy Murray on a napkin! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Who the hell are you? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
I'm Fergus Muirhead. I'm a money expert | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
and I help people manage their money effectively and I thought that | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
maybe if we shared this cab, we could save a couple of quid each. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
OK. Seeing as you're here, do you mind answering a few questions? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-OK, go on. -So, Fergus. Fergus? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
-Fergus, yes. -Fergus, if this cabbie isn't going to take my Murray, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
what is he going to take from me if Scotland gets independence? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
What happens to the pound is one of the most important questions. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
The Scottish government and the Yes campaign are saying that | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
everything will be fine and we'll just carry on as we are. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
If you listen to the UK government, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
they'll tell you it's not quite as clear cut as that. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Right, so it's a Yes and a No, which makes it a maybe. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
It's a definite maybe. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
Let's make things a little simpler for me to understand. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
In an independent Scotland, | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
what would be the advantages or disadvantages of using this? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
The Scottish tenner? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Well, the Scottish government will say that we can carry on using | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
the Scottish ten pound note, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
because it's guaranteed by the Bank of England | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
but George Osborne has said that's not necessarily | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
the case and there may well be a ban on printing these notes in future. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Well, what about one of these? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
It's a rare beast, the English tenner. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
We could certainly continue to use them | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
but as with the Scottish notes we looked at, it all depends | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
on what kind of negotiation takes place with Westminster and whether | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
they're happy to get involved in some sort of currency union with us. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
OK. What about this scenario - | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
the euro? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Yeah, we'd certainly be able to use the euro. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
But there's a lot of talk about whether the euro | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
is the most stable currency at the moment | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
and we need to consider whether it would be the best thing for us, | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
as a newly independent country, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
to join a currency that is not perhaps as stable as it could be. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
What about this one? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
It's still a working model, obviously. Do you know who that is? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
-It's Leo Sayer. -No, it's Andy Murray. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Could we possibly use a brand-new currency like that? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
There's no reason why we shouldn't start with a brand-new currency. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Might make it slightly more difficult in the early days to trade | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
with neighbours and there's always the question of | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
whether the currency will be too tied to oil, and if the price | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
of oil fluctuates, then it might make | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
the value of the currency fluctuate. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Would it make a difference if it was Marti Pellow? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
No. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
So if you were a betting man, what currency would you be using? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
I would bet with sterling to start with | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
and then possibly a move to the euro. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
That's me here now, driver, thanks. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
# Money, money, money, money money... # | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
That's £9.95, please. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Um, all I've got is this English tenner. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
What is that? Monopoly money? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
MUSIC: "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
So...my mate has a stag night. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
His mate comes up from Manchester. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
His name's Craig. I think. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
I offer him my sofa for the night. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
That was three months ago. He's still here. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
He won't take my subtle hints to leave. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
He's wearing my pants! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
What happens if we vote yes and he's still here? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
He'll be in a foreign country, | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
and I'm pretty sure he doesn't have his passport. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Will I be accused of harbouring an illegal English immigrant? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
And that got me thinking about my cousin. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
He was born here, in Scotland, but he moved to Wolverhampton | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
when he was six months old. Not by choice - | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
you don't move to Wolverhampton by choice - | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
but he's lived there ever since. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Last 30 years. What happens to him? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Has anyone really thought about | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
what independence will do to people's sense of identity? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
I mean, we're all different, after all. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
-I was born in England myself. -MUMBLES: -True story. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
So I'm off to see someone who can help me with these questions. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
So, Professor Wright, I'm interested in the question of citizenship | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
and identity in the event of an independent Scotland. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
For example, what happens to someone from England who's been | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
living in Scotland for some time - let's say they've overstayed | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
their welcome and they've eaten all of my Muller Fruit Corners. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Now, rather than talk in abstract terms, I'd like to | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
personalise this, so do you mind if I bring them into the room? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Is that OK? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-BLACK COUNTRY ACCENT: -All right? -MANCHESTER ACCENT: -All right, our kid? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Robert, can you help by explaining the situation | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
to Kulvinder and Craig? Let's start with Kulvinder. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
I'm really worried about the independence referendum | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
and how it's going to affect me. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
OK, your cousin Kulvinder, it's clear cut. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
The White Paper says explicitly | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
that if you are born in Scotland | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
you are entitled to Scottish citizenship | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
and of course you're entitled to live, work and stay in Scotland. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
But I don't want to be Scottish! I'm from Wolverhampton! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
I'm really worried too, man, and if me mam don't let me | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
in the house before September I'll still be on this bloke's sofa. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Am I going to wake up Scottish? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
It's a bit more complicated. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
To get Scottish citizenship you have to | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
be habitually resident in the country for a given period of time, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
and as of today we don't know what this period of time will be. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
This will be when the immigration system is up and running | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
in an independent Scotland. They'll have to square that | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
with European law, they'll have to square that with Scottish law, | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
and they will have to pick this number. This kind of magic number, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
and so we'll have to wait and see. But the idea being is | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
the longer you've been in Scotland makes it easier for you | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
-to get Scottish citizenship. -OK, so just to sum up. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
We've got this guy here, who's English, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
but he's been in Scotland for, well, frankly longer than I care for, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
and we've got this guy here born in Scotland, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
but has spent most of his time in Wolverhampton, | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
and then there's me who was actually born in London. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
No, I was. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
But I have been in Scotland for the last 40 years. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
So is it possible to sum up all those scenarios | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
in maybe one sort of sound bite? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
There is a chance that all three of you will be automatically Scottish. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
-ALL: -Automatically Scottish? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Not all the rules have been defined precisely | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
and you need to see what happens at independence, and how, you know, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
what these promises are in the White Paper, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-how they are put into practice. -I've got another cousin... | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
I've got loads of cousins, I'm Asian, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
but this is my American cousin. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
You don't mind if I just get him, yeah? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
He's American, like I say, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
-but he does come over every year with the family. -BAGPIPES TUNING UP | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
-AMERICAN ACCENT: -Yeah! My great grandfather was from Fal-kirk! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Jings, cry-vens and help my Bo-ab! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Yeah! Can I be Scottish, ya bass! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
Not automatically. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
The fact that he has a Scottish ancestry, Scottish roots, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
a Scottish grandfather, you know, is something they'd look on favourably. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
But he will have to go through the system as someone immigrating | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
from some other country, India or wherever. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
What - he'll actually have to take a citizenship test? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
My expectation is yes, that he will have to do a citizenship test | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
as well as a language test at the minimum. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Citizenship test? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
PLAYS BAGPIPES BADLY | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
I will now furnish you with the answers. Question one was, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
is juice fizzy? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
The answer is, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
in Scotland, yes. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
At all times. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Question two was, is ginger - A, a root, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
B, a carbonated drink, C, an insult? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
And the answer is all of the above. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
BLAST OF BAGPIPES | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Question 3 was how many Proclaimers are there? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
I'm afraid this is a trick question. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
There are in fact 93. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
They are bred in pods underneath Arthur's Seat | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
in order to cope with demand at Hogmanay. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
MUSIC: "D.I.V.O.R.C.E." by Billy Connolly. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
# He caused me and my wife to have a big fight | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
# And then both of them bit me | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
# And that's why I am going to get a D-I-V-O-R-C-E... # | 0:11:14 | 0:11:22 | |
This is my thinkspace. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
You might pronounce it "garage". | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
It's where I come to work out my decision on the referendum. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Imagine this... is a map of the United Kingdom. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
Which in many ways it is. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
I've created Britain's major assets and landmarks. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
So for example we've got Tower Bridge there, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
we've got the Millennium Centre in Cardiff, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
we've got the Horlicks factory in Slough, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
erm, we've got the, that trumpet thing, you know the trumpet thing | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
that looks like the trumpet out of Teletubbies just off the M8? That. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
If Scotland gets independence, and it's handled like a divorce - | 0:12:01 | 0:12:06 | |
a good divorce - who gets what? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
For example, we provided oil, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
the Tunnock's teacake, | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
and Chris Hoy's thighs. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
England has given us Bruce Forsyth, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
the steam train and the Cornish pasty. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Gets a bit stale after a while, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
but to be fair he is 193. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Northern Ireland has given us the Titanic, | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
the DeLorean and the George Best. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
And Wales has given us | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
cheese on toast. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
So yes, Britain has given us a lot, | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
but we've given them a lot too. How do you split it up? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
It's going to be impossible, isn't it? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, I think we should swap things like for like. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
I had a lovely week in Dawlish, in Devon, me and the wife and kids. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Had a lovely time at the House of Marbles. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
So I'd like to have that. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
And in return they can have... Blair Drummond Safari Park. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Sorry, I'm a bit allergic to giraffes. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
But it's an equally good day out. Great sea lions. Smashing cafe. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
And we should celebrate each other's history as well, | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
because it is a shared history, isn't it? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
So we could have the Imperial War Museum, Manchester. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Oh! We'll take the London one as well. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
And they could have the... the Bannockburn Heritage Centre. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
We'll take Morrissey. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
And er, they can have the Scottish equivalent of Morrissey... | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
The Scottish equivalent of Morrissey, the Scottish... | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Dougie Vipond! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
I like Manchester, I'd quite like to take Manchester. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Not Eccles, I had diarrhoea there once. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
But if we take Manchester then Morrissey doesn't have to move. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
And if we give them Elderslie, | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
then Dougie Vipond doesn't have to move. Oh, this is great! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
This is totally going to work! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I just need to check it with an expert. Which one, though? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
So, Professor Bell, | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
what I'm thinking is... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
we take Morrissey and then I thought, what the hell, | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
take Manchester as well. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Not Eccles though. I had diarrhoea there once. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
What do you think, would that work? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
-No. -Oh. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
But you make an important point. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
We've been together for 300 years, | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
but we didn't make a prenuptial agreement. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
There's going to have to be a big negotiation after independence. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
And of course we're going to need some institutions | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
that we don't have at the minute. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
So what, give me some examples, what are we talking about here? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Well, what about the British Army? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
We would have to create our own army in Scotland. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
-OK, there you go, so. -Or what about the Bank of England? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
-But that's in England. -Well, although it's in England, | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Scottish taxes have contributed to it over the years | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
and there's a lot more where that came from. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
You're going to need a passport office. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Or, um, a new tax office. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
DVLA, low pay commission, Food Standards Agency, HMRC... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:56 | |
What about Met Office? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
And what about the Export Credit Guarantee Advisory Council? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
So all of this will have to be negotiated for | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
-if Scotland gets independence? -I think so. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
It will take some time, but at the end of the day, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
they may better reflect Scotland's needs. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Have you noticed politicians | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
blethering on about something called the Barnett formula? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
They say it's something to do with the economy. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I've never heard of this Barnett formula, and believe it or not, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
long before I was Scotland's top light entertainer, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
I used to be a mathematician. It's true. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Remind me to explain the concept of countable infinities later. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Point is, in all my years of maths not once did I come across | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
anything called the Barnett formula. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Sounds like a hair product to me. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Which got me thinking, have you noticed? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
Scottish politicians... luxuriantly follicled, aren't they? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
Almost too luxuriantly follicled. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Think about it, yeah? Humza Yousaf, full head of hair. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:17 | |
And Kez Dugdale, Ruth Davidson of course, Annabel Goldie, | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Ian Grey, Joan McAlpine, Jamie Hepburn, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Malcolm Chisholm - no, not him. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
But why should politicians have restricted access to good hair? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
I'm going undercover to blow this thing wide open. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
So it was a wash, cut and blow dry, was it, Mr Mayhew? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Yes, that's right - Rifkind Mayhew. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Where did you say you were the MSP for, again? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Er, Strathmalithcumbo South. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Yeah, cut and blow dry, please, and er, oh, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
can I have a bottle of Barnett formula ? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
-Sorry? -A bottle of Barnett formula. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
-Are you trying to hit on me? -No, no. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
I'm an MSP, you're a hairdresser, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
and I'm wanting a bottle of Barnett formula, please. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
Eh, it's nothing to do with hair? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
It's actually a mathematical formula used to work out the block grant | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
Westminster allocates to England, | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-Really? -Yeah! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
Ahhh! So it's a grant, and a hair product! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:26 | |
-MIMICKING SHAMPOO ADVERT: -'For over 35 years, the central government | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
'has been delivering block grants to the countries that make up the UK, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
'with the help of the Barnett formula.' | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
So nourishing. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
'In 1978, Joel Barnett came up with a formula | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
'for distributing the wealth of the union fairly | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
'throughout the countries of the UK.' | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Fair distribution, from root to tip. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
'But because Joel's classic formula hasn't changed since 1978, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
'Scotland now gets more money than any other nation | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
'except Northern Ireland.' | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
Here comes the science! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
The formula is: appropriate population proportion | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
multiplied by comparability percentage | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
or the proportion delivered by the local authority | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
multiplied by total change in the central government spend. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
The Barnett formula. I've never felt so special! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
So this Barnett formula, is it really all that? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
You'd better ask him. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
What, him? OK. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
So I understand you're the man to ask about the Barnett formula. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
How does it make our politicians' hair so thick? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
I think what Sanjeev means to ask, Professor Curtice, | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
is how is the independence referendum | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
going to affect the Barnett formula? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Well, if we vote no, according to the coalition government | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
there won't be any change, Barnett remains in existence. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Mind you, the Nationalists are trying to cast some doubt on that | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
because a result of changes in the law that are already in train, | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
in the near future, for pretty much every five pounds | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
that the Scottish Parliament wants to spend, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
it's going to have to raise a pound itself out of taxes. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Most of the income tax north of the border. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
And to that extent at least the Barnett formula | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
is going to become less important anyway. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
All right, I think I get it. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
So if Scotland gets independence, that'll mean less protection. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
Certainly according to some people it will be taking a bit of a risk. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
They say, "You know what? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
"Scotland's going to be £3, £4 billion a year in the red | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
"if it goes independent." Others say, "No, no, no, no, | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
"the oil revenue will keep coming in, Scotland's economy will prosper | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
"and the Scottish Government | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
"will have plenty of money to spend on good public services." | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Mind you, if Scotland decides to remain in the union, | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
well, then what we'll find is that actually the amount of money | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
that Scotland has to spend will still depend to a large amount | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
on decisions made about how much money to spend in England, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
and for some people at least that's a bit of a disadvantage too. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
So it's a question of which risk you prefer, whether you vote yes or no. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
You're absolutely spot-on. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Get you. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
OK, I think I understand now. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
The Barnett formula keeps Scotland in relatively good "condition", | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
whilst an independent Scotland | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
may or may not keep itself in a better "condition" | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
depending on how much revenue it can raise. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Got it in one. Can I get you a mousse? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Oh, no, thanks, I've ordered a taxi. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
MUSIC: "Lust For Life" by Iggy Pop from the Trainspotting soundtrack | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
Scotland has been the scene of many firsts. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
It was the first country | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
ever to officially recognise the blood type B negative. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
And it was the first country ever to feature a micro-climate - | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
that wee black cloud that used to hover over Oor Wullie's head | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
when he was in a bad mood. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
HE PANTS | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
What Scotland isn't the first to do, though, | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
is have an independence debate. Since the millennium, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
we've witnessed the birth of the newly independent states | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
of Kosovo, | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Montenegro, | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
and East Timor. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
So if we vote yes, we're in good company. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
And what about the places that held referenda and voted no? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
The squabbling islands of St Kitts and Nevis, for example, | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
decided they were better together. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
The French-speaking Canadian province of Quebec said "non", | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
and Bermuda said... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
no. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
And yes, referenda IS the plural of referendum. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
Nice work, fella! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
I knew that was bugging you. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Point is, we're not alone! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
So I thought it would be a good idea to speak to someone | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
whose country has recently become independent. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
I say recently, I mean when he was a little boy. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
But this man, this expert can tell us | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
how independence can affect a country's culture, | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
its self-perception, and its sense of humour. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
It's Michael Redmond, everyone! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
I don't know if there's any Catholics in the audience. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Obviously like most people from Ireland I was born a Catholic, | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
which actually came as a shock to my parents who are both Protestants. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
ONE PERSON CLAPPING | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Well that's all from me, you've been a lovely audience. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Thanks very much, good night, thank you. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Self-styled top Irish comedian | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
and constitutional expert Michael Redmond | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
has agreed to throw some incisive light on Scottish independence | 0:22:23 | 0:22:28 | |
from his uniquely informed perspective. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
So thanks for agreeing to talk to us about issues of independence. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Now obviously you're from Ireland. What would you say were the main | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
differences between the situation in Ireland and here in Scotland? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
I've been living in Scotland for about 15 years now | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
and there's one thing I noticed you have in Scotland, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
-which we don't have in Ireland. -What's that? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
-Dundee. -Must write that down. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
That's two Es, by the way. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
So what about the whole border issue, what's it like actually | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
having a border sort of in the middle of your country? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
I suppose the main issue between the Northern Ireland and the Republic, | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
is that the border's used by people coming up from the Republic | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
to buy cheaper booze in Northern Ireland... | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
-Is that right? -..than it is in the Republic. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
I don't know what the equivalent in Scotland would be. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
People, eh, coming up from England for tablet or something. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Oh, so, people from England doing like a tablet run? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Yeah. Tablet run, yeah. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
And then how does it work in reverse, would it be...? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
-You could do Kendal Mint Cake or something, I dunno. -Oh, right. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
So at the border you've got kind of like a big exchange of... | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
sort of like the fudge wars. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
Fudge wars. Indeed. Yes. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
Fudge. It's very interesting, very interesting. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
So just drawing to a conclusion, what would you characterise as | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
the main advantages and disadvantages | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
of independence as you see it? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
I suppose the big advantage is that you are an independent country | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
so you make your own decisions, | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
you're not bound by any other country any more. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
The other side of it is that if something goes wrong, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
you can't blame England any more. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Oh. Who do you blame? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
We don't like to mention the Congo. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
"Don't mention the Congo." OK. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:06 | |
CHEESY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
Hello and welcome - or as they say in Holland, hello and welcome | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
to "What will Scotland look like in five years' time?", | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
the game show where we ask the question, | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
what will Scotland look like in five years' time? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
Depending on whether our contestants vote...yes... | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
or no! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Well, there's no "What will Scotland look like in five years' time" | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
without some contestants. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Good job we've got some! Let's meet the first contestant. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
What's your name and where do you come from? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
My name's Kez Dugdale, I'm Labour MSP for Edinburgh and the Lothians. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
And which way are you voting this September? Is it...yes? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
Or no? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Obviously I'm going to vote no, cos I think we're better together. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Excellent stuff, it's what I like to hear. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
OK, let's meet our second contestant. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
What's your name and where do you come from? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
My name is Humza Yousaf | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
and I'm a member of the Scottish Parliament for Glasgow. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
And how are you going to be voting? Is it going to be...yes... | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
or no? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
I'll definitely be voting yes. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
OK. Let's do this quiz. As you know, the rules are simple. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
But complicated. But simple. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
You're basically battling against two things - A, the clock, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
and two, my boredom threshold. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
In this round you have 30 seconds to keep me interested | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
in what you think Scotland will look like in five years' time, | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
if we vote yes. And your time starts now. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Well, Sanjeev, in five years' time we'll have a written constitution. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
That written constitution will protect us against nuclear weapons, | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
it'll also protect us against the threat | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
of being dragged into illegal wars. It means from cradle to grave, | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
from young to old, we'll create a society where everybody... | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
-Sanjeev! -..everybody, has fair opportunities of work, | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
and fair opportunities in the future. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
A more prosperous society, a greener society, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
and a wealthier society for us all. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Sanjeev! Come on! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
And who knows, even in five years' time, perhaps, just maybe, | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Scotland will have qualified for the World Cup too. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Go on, I'm right there! | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Well done. Nearly lost me for a microsecond there | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
but you managed to reel me back in, great work. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
OK, well, let's see if you can match that as the no-sayer. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
So, if I vote no, what will Scotland look like in five years' time? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:33 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Scotland will be a fairer and more equal place | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
because our parliament will get back to talking about the things | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
that really matter, like jobs and opportunities for young people. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Almost 100,000 young kids across Scotland are out of work and what | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
are politicians doing? Arguing about the constitution. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
-Sanjeev! -We'll get back to talking about things | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
-that really matter to families. -Go on, have a drink! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
How to get kids to college, to university, | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
to start their own businesses, to set out in life and fulfil | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
the ambitions that their parents and families have got for them. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-Have a drink, you know you want to. -That's what matters to people. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Brilliant, well done. You're both still in the game. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
OK, this time you have 20 seconds to tell us | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
what you think Scotland will look like in 50 years' time. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
And your time starts now. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
Well, in 50 years' time Scotland will be the renewables | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
-and clean energy hub of the entire world. -Sanjeev, here! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
Where the rest of the world is suffering from climate change | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
-we'll lead in the innovation and technology boom. -Come on! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
That's where I believe Scotland will be in 50 years' time, and who knows, | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
maybe the Krankies will still be doing panto too. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
OK, well, your turn to tell me in 20 seconds | 0:27:32 | 0:27:36 | |
what you think Scotland will look like in 50 years' time. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
And remember, keep me interested! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Together with the rest of the United Kingdom we can tap into | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
our shared powers, opportunities and resources and be at | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
the forefront of the global race for technology and skills. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
-Sanjeev! -We've got a very proud history of education and innovation | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
-and we can be at the forefront of that again... -Have a drink! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
..to be part of the United Kingdom and tap into all that opportunity, | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
and make sure we can realise the potential of our fantastic country. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:04 | |
Ah. Brilliant. Well done. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Yes has taken 50% of my attention span, | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
and No has got the remaining 50% of my attention span. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
Which means it's a draw! | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
So, can you come back next week? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
And the week after that? And the week after that? | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
And the week after that? | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
Good. You'll need to. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
And I hope they can keep your attention as well at home | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
all the way to the big vote in September. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
Cheerie-byesie-osies. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEESY MUSIC | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
MUSIC: "Year Of Decision" by The Three Degrees | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 |