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The Niger River brought me to the heart of the Sahara but no further.

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From here on, the only ships I'll see are ships of the desert

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and where better to get acquainted with them than the city of Timbuktu?

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CAMEL GROANS

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Well, I've reached Timbuktu.

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-CAMEL GRUNTS

-I said I've reached Timbuktu.

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-CAMEL GRUNTS

-Not again - I've reached Timbuktu!

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And...back in the Sahara,

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for the first time in the land of the Tuareg,

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the Saharan nomad traders who founded Timbuktu about 800 years ago as a trading post

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for that most precious commodity of the Sahara - salt.

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The extraordinary thing is that still today

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the salt is brought down on camels in these great tablets, as it was all those years ago,

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from the mines 800km up into the desert.

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Nothing's really changed, has it? Well, you've changed, but...

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you look the same as the original camels and herders, don't you?

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How is it lugging all that salt around? It must be sheer hell!

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Is it nice now it's finished?

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-CAMEL GRUNTS

-Yeah.

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'But things HAVE changed.'

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Today, the Tuareg are more likely to be found camped against the walls,

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sheltering from the desert,

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and the walls aren't what they were.

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Once inside the crumbling ramparts,

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it's hard to tell what it is about this desert city

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that has enthralled travellers

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and why it is that so many risked their lives to reach these streets.

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This mosque is evidence of the golden age of Timbuktu.

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El-Saheli, inventor of mud-brick architecture,

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designed and built it for Mansa Moussa, the immensely rich emperor,

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at a time when Mali was the greatest empire in Africa.

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This great mosque here at Timbuktu is an extraordinarily powerful and quietly affecting building.

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It's built on almost 100 columns

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and it creates a sort of forest of cool

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in this cauldron of heat outside.

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It was originally constructed in 1325

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and the sheer scale of the place is testimony

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to the power of the Islamic presence in the Middle Ages.

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# Allahu akbar. #

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It's Friday in Timbuktu, the holiest day of the week for Muslims,

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and, after prayers, the imam invites me back to his house.

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-16th century.

-Alors, tu vois maintenant la lune, le soleil...

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'The imam has scientific texts that clearly show the planets circling the sun.

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'They date back hundreds of years, preserved by the dry desert air.

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'It's convincing evidence that the scholars of Timbuktu knew a lot more than their counterparts in Europe.'

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In 15th-century Timbuktu, the mathematicians knew about rotation of the planets and the eclipse.

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They knew things we had to wait for 150 years to know in Europe,

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when Galileo and Copernicus came up with these same calculations...

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..and were given a hard time for it.

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CHILDREN RECITE THE KORAN

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In another part of the imam's house

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is a school where children learn the Koran.

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On est en train de lutter

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afin que Tombouctou retrouve son visage d'avant...

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He explained to me that he hopes that Timbuktu can one day regain some of its former glory

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and become once again the great centre of scholarship.

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..que Tombouctou puisse retrouver sa culture d'avant.

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CHILDREN RECITE

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After the Middle Ages, Timbuktu slid into decline,

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but its mystique grew, stoked by the fact that no-one could get to it.

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In 1826, a Scot, Alexander Laing, rediscovered Timbuktu.

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'His house is for sale, if you fancy a weekend hideaway.'

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Over a period of about 350 years,

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43 separate people tried to get to Timbuktu

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and only four of them succeeded. Laing was the first.

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When he got here, it looked pretty much like this.

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It was certainly not the fabled city of wealth that he'd expected.

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He stayed for a while and they were hospitable.

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As he went home, he fell out with the people who were taking him back. They asked him to convert to Islam.

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He said no, so they cut his head off, aged 33.

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That was the end of Laing, but his house is here and it's available.

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I can see myself festering here, gazing mournfully back at the past,

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but the desert beckons.

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East of Timbuktu, the Sahara is virtually inaccessible

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to all but the nomads who move their cattle across it.

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Each year, they have a get-together at Ingal, in the Republic of Niger.

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These are the Wodaabe - a tall, elegant people thought originally to have come from Ethiopia.

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They walk and ride hundreds of miles a year,

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seeking pasture for their cattle.

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They move camp every six or seven days,

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so all they own must be portable.

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GIRL SPEAKS TO DONKEY

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Rains have brought food and water and they must take advantage of the conditions to fatten their cattle.

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The Wodaabe grow no food, so without the animals, they would not survive.

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The fattening of the animals on the salt grass

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is celebrated at an annual festival called Cure Salee -

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the salt cure.

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This great gathering of the nomadic clans is now only days away.

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'One of their spokesmen - they don't have chiefs - is Doulla.'

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-Tous les gens de meme famille?

-One pere, one mere...

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Ah, oui.

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'In a combination of French and a little English, he explains

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'that everyone in this group comes from the same family line.'

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Perri!

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-Ah, Perri. Qui est Perri?

-Je te presente Perri.

-Ah, ca va?

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'He introduces me to Perri, sporting heavy-duty Austrian sunglasses,

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'which I never see him remove.

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'Though Perri looks like the Godfather,

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'Doulla assures me he's only the brother-in-law.'

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-..comme il est cher.

-Ah, oui.

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The obvious non-family member is a French student called Celine,

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who's been living with the group.

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She shares everything. The contents of her medicine bag are in demand.

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What are relationships like among the Wodaabe between men and women?

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Some of them have three or four wives. Are there problems there?

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It's a free life here. The woman is...

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I can't say free, but more or less free,

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-like all around the world are free women.

-So, she can...

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-She is with her husband.

-Yes.

-But if she want, she can leave him.

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She can go to... She can go...

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She can go to...with another man.

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They're quite liberated sexually.

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-More or less, yes.

-Yeah.

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-It's important for them to look beautiful.

-Yes, very important.

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When a man choose a woman or when a woman choose a man,

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the first thing they look is the beauty of the person.

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MEN SING

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This must be one of the most extraordinary beauty contests

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I've ever seen.

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It's called the Gerewol,

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and it is a sort of Wodaabe equivalent of the high school hop.

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The young men go to enormous lengths to make themselves irresistible.

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This means plenty of make up, exotic hairdressing,

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the ability to repeat the same song and the same movement

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for hours on end, and some very fancy eye work.

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How long do they dance for?

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-Something like seven days.

-Seven days?

-Yeah.

-Seven days?!

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Now it's the girls' turn.

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Once decked out in all their finery by doting mothers,

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aunts and grannies, they will parade in front of the boys,

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and make their choice of partner.

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They look very beautiful, very young, and rather frightened.

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MEN SING

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Now comes the time for the girls to play their part in the ceremony.

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Now is the...

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-Do they come forward.

-Yes. People like a woman, want to choisi.

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Though the girls have the right to choose,

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it looks to be more of an ordeal than a privilege.

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Their choice must be made in full view, for everyone to see.

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Nerves are beginning to show.

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And do the girls... Do they choose...

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-They choose one boy?

-Yes, yes.

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They go up and they put their hand on him?

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Yes, maybe one woman, maybe two.

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-Ah.

-If you're supposed to...

-Ah.

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Yes.

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Guided by the mistress of ceremonies,

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each girl walks the line until contact is made,

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and the choice announced in the traditional way.

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WOMAN CALLS OUT

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Now the worst is over. Her chosen one will meet up with her later.

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He's hers for the night.

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COW MOOS

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Next morning, over breakfast,

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I meet a boy and a girl who got together at last year's Gerewol.

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Raine, tucking into millet porridge, was chosen by Goode,

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and they now have to decide whether they want to get married or not.

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This is not a marriage for the parents...

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Non - non c'est past mariage pour les parents.

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-..so they love each other and sort of like each other?

-Voila.

-Yeah.

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It's a...mariage pour l'amour.

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Oui. Yes.

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'Doulla explains that although they've been lovers for a year,

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'Goode wants to go to Cure Salee

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'and see how Raine shapes up in the big Gerewol dance.'

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-Le garcon...

-Yeah...

-..qui danse bien...

-Oh, yes, I see.

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'If he dances well, sings well and looks good,

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'she'll very likely decide to be his wife.'

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..danse, comme il va faire, et apres vont faire la mariage.

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Then they can claim the family bed,

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the most important of all Wodaabe status symbols.

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CATTLE MOO

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But until Cure Salee is over, Goode's keeping everyone guessing.

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Well, we're on our way.

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The great Wodaabe family outing has begun to Cure Salee,

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which is an enormous festival where all the nomads come together for this great once-yearly event.

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I'm not sure quite what goes on - all sorts of festivities, dancing - and it's just a bit of a long walk.

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Coming!

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SPEECH INAUDIBLE

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The town where Cure Salee is celebrated is 60 miles from the camp

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and no, I admit it, I don't walk the whole way.

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I ride to Ingal in a bush taxi with 15 Wodaabe crammed on board,

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reducing their travelling time from two days to two hours.

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Well, we've now reached... Foma.

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Foma. It means "hello" in Wodaabe.

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We've reached the big city. It isn't a big city at all.

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This is Ingal and it's where Cure Salee takes place.

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After where we were, it's a shock,

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because there's walls, there's cars, there's police.

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There are people looking to rent out property.

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They've got this courtyard from some Hausa boys. Probably at a high rent.

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It's not totally comfortable here. Country boys come to the big city.

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There are lots of their families out there, but they haven't found them.

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It's just very different and there's a slightly hostile, cautious feeling

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-about it all.

-Salut.

-Hello. Foma. How are you?

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They're so lovely. They walk at this gentle pace and out there is mayhem.

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Cure Salee is everything - a party, trade fair, highland games, sports day and agricultural show.

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For one week a year,

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this little backwater is filled to bursting,

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as thousands come to eat and drink, buy and sell, see and be seen,

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race camels and generally celebrate

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living in a land without boundaries.

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SHRIEKS

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Un ami? 'For Doulla and Perri, it's also a chance to go shopping.'

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Alaykum as-salaam. Marhaba.

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-Halak zain.

-Halak zain.

-Halak muhhi.

-I don't know all the rest.

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I only know the start.

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There's 17 different things we have to say.

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-So, what are we going to buy?

-I want to buy the sugar.

-Sugar. Sucre.

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-For 80 personnes, so...

-80 personnes.

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So, that's 80 people you're getting provisions for.

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Will you stay four days here?

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I don't know. I want to dance and see people.

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So, you're going to buy new clothes here?

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I want to come see this man.

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Perri's a bit of a dude, isn't he? Perri always looks rather dashing.

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-Mine is...

-Is this new too?

-Oui.

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-This is very old.

-That's old.

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-Yeah.

-Not very well worn.

-Oh, yes, look at that.

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Something like this.

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You're so much... The clothes are so much more interesting than mine.

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-It's nothing.

-These trousers, here they are in beige!

-It's good, too.

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-I like these.

-Me too, I like them.

-You like them?

-People like this.

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MICHAEL LAUGHS

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Bonjour!

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Qu'est-ce que c'est, ce chose ici?

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Ca, c'est le... C'est du sel.

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-Oh, that's salt?

-Yeah.

-Sel.

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-Du sel.

-It looks like solid bars.

-C'est de Bilma.

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-Ah - this is salt from Bilma, where the caravans go.

-Pour les caravanes.

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The salt trade is the oldest in the Sahara,

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but Cure Salee is not stuck in the past.

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-It's a bit hot for ski-ing.

-Yes. In the evening you can do.

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-Do you ski on sand?

-Yeah, on sand. Ski for the desert.

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-Yeah?

-Ski on desert, yeah.

-Do you sink into the sand?

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-I have picture for these skis.

-Have you got one?

-Yes.

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-Let me show it first.

-OK.

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-These are European skis, the same as snow skis?

-Yes.

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Same as snow skis. Comment tu t'appelles?

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-Mon nom, c'est Abdul Qadir Danger.

-Abdul Qadir Danger. Danger?

-Yeah.

-Abdul Qadir Danger. That's good.

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-Duel Magazine too.

-Duel Magazine? It's a very good French magazine

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-for travellers.

-Yes, I have picture.

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Abdul Danger - I'm not sure that gives me confidence.

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-That's right.

-I am Michael Cowardly.

-Michael Cowardly.

-Highly cowardly.

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-Michael Cowardly.

-That's very nice.

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Oh, well. I'll think about it.

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Just amazing.

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So I'll have two African masks, and a course of skiing lessons, please!

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MEN SING

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As evening approaches,

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the crowds gather one of the day's highlights - a mass Gerewol.

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Back at base, Raine and the other Wodaabe prepare to join the dance.

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They'll be facing some strong competition.

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Raine and the boys make final checks in the plastic hand mirrors

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that every self-respecting Wodaabe lad carries with him.

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With ostrich headdresses rounding off the outfit,

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they're ready for the big time.

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MEN SING AND CLAP RHYTHMICALLY

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Raine's already looking around, maybe wondering where Goode is,

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maybe on the lookout for some action himself.

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For this, it seems, is what Cure Salee is all about -

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the one time in a hard year when tribes who live on the move

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can stop in the same place at the same time,

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to exchange contacts, advice, and of course, widen the gene pool.

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I've benefited from Cure Salee as well,

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finding a group of Tuareg who will let us join them on a salt caravan leaving from a nearby village.

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The journey will take us across an arid furnace of desert,

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but on our way to the village, the almost unbelievable happens.

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Well, there IS water in the Sahara.

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When the rainy season hits, it's dramatic.

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This morning, I could have walked up here. It has happened within a day.

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Rains have fallen somewhere - I don't know where.

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This will probably come up to my waist height,

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and in a week it'll be dry again.

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At the oasis of Tabelot, this water stays close enough to the surface to create a minor miracle.

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This is like the Garden of Eden.

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'And this is Omar, the man who'll soon be leading me and the camel train across the burning sands.'

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-Orange.

-Orange, ah! Merci.

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C'est bon - rafraichissant.

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-Tu vois bien.

-Ah, c'est le...puits?

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'All the water has to be brought up from below the surface.

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'This well is some 50 feet deep.

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'A camel works the winch and a bag moves water to irrigation channels.

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'It's a method as old as the Bible - probably older.

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'And it works.

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'The fields of Tabelot are rich in onions, carrots, maize and millet,

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'whilst trees provide orange, fig, pomegranate and, of course, dates,

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'which, when ripe, are wrapped in bags to keep the birds off them.'

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Quel est le plus grand?

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-Le plus grand c'est 20 metres.

-20 metres? 60 feet. 60 feet up?

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-Il monte?

-Oui.

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-Crikey. So, he gets up 60 feet to get the dates.

-Oui.

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HE YELLS

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And drops his load.

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I just... I only wanted three!

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Mmm.

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Wowee.

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Merci. Merci beaucoup.

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'Omar's home is in the centre of the village, a mile or so from the well.

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'He's taking me to meet his family. They speak only Arabic or Tamahaq,

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'the language of the Tuareg, but Omar has better French than me.'

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Quatre femmes et... 'He tells me he has four wives and 15 children.'

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-15 children?

-Oui.

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-You are riche.

-No.

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-C'est un probleme d'avoir... quatre femmes, pour gagner?

-Oui...

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'Though he smiles easily enough, things are not as rosy as they look.

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'It's hard finding money to buy food and medicine for all the children,

0:25:260:25:32

-'particularly the little ones, who can't work.'

-C'est un peu dur.

-Yeah.

0:25:320:25:37

-Comme il y a des petits enfants.

-Yeah.

0:25:370:25:41

-So, it's...

-C'est pas facile.

-C'est difficile.

0:25:410:25:45

'His wives seem to be of different ages

0:25:450:25:49

'and I ask if there are problems with all four under the same roof.'

0:25:490:25:53

-..quatre femmes dans le...meme maison.

-Beaucoup de problemes.

0:25:530:25:59

'Yes, he says, there are many problems. They all seem

0:25:590:26:04

'to boil down to the same thing - jealousy.'

0:26:040:26:07

-Jalousie.

-Jealousy?

-Oui.

0:26:070:26:10

Mais peut-etre, si vous...

0:26:110:26:14

Si tu as...

0:26:140:26:16

'Wouldn't it be easier, I ask in my impertinent Western way, to have one wife?'

0:26:160:26:23

-With one woman, it's easy. One wife, pas difficile.

-Pas difficile.

-So, maybe...

0:26:230:26:30

-Mais avec quatre femmes, c'est tres difficile.

-Yeah. Pourquoi...?

0:26:300:26:34

'Omar agrees that it would probably be much easier,

0:26:340:26:38

'but then, as he puts it, he wants lots of children, so he needs lots of wives.'

0:26:380:26:45

-You've got a lot of children.

-Oui.

0:26:450:26:48

'I think, in his own way, Omar likes the idea of starting a dynasty.'

0:26:480:26:53

LIVELY DRUMMING AND SINGING

0:26:560:26:59

The night before the camel train leaves for Bilma, there's a party.

0:26:590:27:05

The dancing gets wilder and wilder, as the men strut every step they know to impress the women,

0:27:070:27:15

and there's no sitting it out.

0:27:150:27:18

The local boys are tireless, happy to raise the sand all night long,

0:27:340:27:39

but for us oldies it's time for bed. There's a long, hard journey ahead.

0:27:390:27:45

Early morning in Tabelot and the great day of departure has arrived.

0:27:560:28:01

With these men and beasts

0:28:010:28:04

I'll share the Sahara's most desolate corners.

0:28:040:28:08

-Est-ce qu'il y a cette...? C'est le chameau?

-Oui.

-OK.

0:28:080:28:12

Merci.

0:28:140:28:16

Got more important things to put on first.

0:28:170:28:20

This is straw in here.

0:28:210:28:24

I asked him if it's for the camel to eat. He said no, for us.

0:28:240:28:29

You don't get much to eat. Sorry.

0:28:290:28:31

There are nine chameliers, or cameliers,

0:28:330:28:36

in our party, and 30 camels, most of which are of the white, docile type

0:28:360:28:42

beloved by the Tuareg of the Air mountains.

0:28:420:28:46

CAMEL BELLOWS

0:28:460:28:49

'My camel, I note, is neither white nor docile, but brown and stroppy.'

0:28:490:28:55

Whoa!

0:28:550:28:57

So excited to have my bag on board that he wanted to make off with it.

0:28:590:29:04

-Il a un nom?

-Oui. Ekowik.

0:29:040:29:07

-Kowik?

-Ekowik.

0:29:070:29:10

Kowik.

0:29:100:29:12

Kowik, I think, means "he who takes foreigners".

0:29:120:29:16

-Ekowik.

-Ekowik.

0:29:210:29:23

'We're ready to go. Everything we need must be carried by the camels,

0:29:270:29:32

'except fresh food, which walks.'

0:29:320:29:35

Well, here we go. Not quite sure about me yet.

0:29:350:29:39

-CAMEL GRUNTS

-Come on.

0:29:390:29:43

Well, this is it. It's not quite what I expected when I'd...

0:29:450:29:50

Camel rides on the beach or once round the pyramid. This is for real.

0:29:500:29:55

I've failed already. I got him a few yards.

0:29:550:29:59

So we leave Tabelot,

0:30:020:30:04

a modest caravan compared to the one which left here in 1922,

0:30:040:30:09

observed by one Captain Buchanan, who estimated it at six miles long.

0:30:090:30:14

Come on, Ekowik.

0:30:280:30:30

It's 350 miles across the desert to Bilma

0:30:460:30:50

and I shall be leaving before that

0:30:500:30:53

and branching north, towards the Algerian border.

0:30:530:30:57

'As we pass out of the mountains, Omar takes me aside

0:31:080:31:13

'to show me some of the extraordinary rock art

0:31:130:31:16

'that covers this part of the Sahara.'

0:31:160:31:20

-C'est quel age?

-Vers six mille.

-Ah, six mille. 6,000 years.

-Oui.

0:31:200:31:26

6,000 years old! 'Some say they're men from outer space.

0:31:260:31:30

'Others say they're ancestors of the Wodaabe, but the animals they depict

0:31:300:31:36

'are taken as proof that, not long ago,

0:31:360:31:40

'the Sahara was a green and fertile place.'

0:31:400:31:43

Since the last ice age ended, the Sahara and its wildlife have borne the brunt of global warming.

0:31:520:31:59

Now the camel, introduced from Arabia, has this wilderness almost to itself.

0:31:590:32:06

It looks rather pleasant and gentle this pace, ambling through the sand,

0:32:310:32:36

but it's very deceptive cos this is really stark desert.

0:32:360:32:41

This is killer landscape, because there is no water and no shelter,

0:32:410:32:47

so you go slowly to survive

0:32:470:32:49

and if you didn't have water or friends around, that would be it within 24 hours.

0:32:490:32:56

The camel - or dromedary, as these single-humped animals are known -

0:33:030:33:09

is a marvellous desert machine.

0:33:090:33:12

Their weight is so finely balanced, they leave barely a mark.

0:33:120:33:16

Provided they can graze, they can last two weeks without water

0:33:160:33:21

and they can carry loads of up to 500 pounds over enormous distances.

0:33:210:33:26

Camels changed the history of the Sahara.

0:33:270:33:30

Without them, 2,000 years of trade, war, expansion and exploration would never have happened.

0:33:300:33:37

It's getting now to midday,

0:33:400:33:43

the peak of heat. We're seeking a tree.

0:33:430:33:47

You just have to keep drinking lots of water.

0:33:470:33:51

The other thing which is nice about it is the camels dictate the pace

0:33:510:33:56

but also the mood.

0:33:560:33:58

It's the sort of continuous, unchanging rhythm,

0:33:580:34:02

which is the way, I think, you survive this.

0:34:020:34:06

Stopping and starting is more difficult.

0:34:060:34:10

You've got to have shelter and all that, but camels just move on and become very reassuring presences.

0:34:100:34:17

You don't want to be patted.

0:34:170:34:20

But...

0:34:200:34:22

I mean, there are good things about it.

0:34:220:34:26

There are no flies. You don't get bitten by anything. There's no...

0:34:260:34:31

undergrowth to catch your clothing on or get jabbed by,

0:34:310:34:35

but...there's very little scope for action.

0:34:350:34:39

More scope for imagination, so you think a lot...like why did I suggest doing this in the first place?

0:34:390:34:46

Just a joke.

0:34:460:34:48

Oh, a tree! Un arbre.

0:34:490:34:52

-Omar...

-Oui.

-..un arbre.

0:34:520:34:55

-Un arbre pour nous? Chez nous?

-Oui.

0:34:550:34:58

Hurrah!

0:34:580:34:59

This is where we're going to stop next.

0:35:010:35:05

It's two-star,

0:35:050:35:07

so, basically, no swimming pool.

0:35:070:35:10

No room service.

0:35:100:35:13

No roof, no stairs...

0:35:130:35:16

no rooms, actually, but it sounds jolly good.

0:35:160:35:20

How much is in the water?

0:35:230:35:25

Merci.

0:35:340:35:36

Merci, Omar.

0:35:420:35:44

HE LAUGHS

0:35:440:35:47

Lovely the way they go down, sort of fold up, like...

0:35:510:35:55

collapsible tables.

0:35:550:35:58

This is what they eat off the acacia tree,

0:36:170:36:21

but to get at the greenery

0:36:210:36:24

there are these amazingly long, sharp thorns.

0:36:240:36:28

A couple of inches long. Incredibly sharp.

0:36:280:36:31

They just sort of chomp that off. I wonder what goes on in their mouths

0:36:310:36:37

between the tongue and the gullet.

0:36:370:36:40

I wouldn't eat this... even in a sandwich.

0:36:400:36:44

Well, possibly in a sandwich.

0:36:440:36:46

I'd eat anything at the moment.

0:36:460:36:49

MICHAEL HUMS

0:36:570:37:00

OK.

0:37:070:37:08

C'est bon.

0:37:110:37:13

The midday temperatures peak at around 56 Celsius

0:37:240:37:28

and only in late afternoon, when the day cools off, is it safe to leave.

0:37:280:37:33

The heat dictates everything.

0:37:390:37:42

Because of it, Omar and his men sometimes leave at 4am,

0:37:420:37:46

but they still aim to walk 14 or 15 hours a day.

0:37:460:37:50

Woohoooo!

0:37:510:37:54

I don't know about the camels,

0:37:550:37:58

but I find walking on this soft sand the most tiring.

0:37:580:38:02

Izambar Mohammed, the camel singer, watches out for flagging spirits.

0:38:020:38:06

SHARP CRY

0:38:060:38:09

-SINGING

-The tree you see over there...

0:38:110:38:15

Your expectations become so low that one tree becomes a luxury object.

0:38:170:38:22

You can understand what an oasis means to these people.

0:38:220:38:27

Everything's just pared down.

0:38:270:38:30

Very minimal expectations.

0:38:330:38:35

SINGING CONTINUES

0:38:410:38:44

The main social event of the day is the evening meal - usually bread, dates and cheese, but tonight,

0:39:200:39:27

in my honour, there'll be a stew.

0:39:270:39:30

Everyone has a job to do.

0:39:300:39:33

Omar and Izambar kill the sheep,

0:39:330:39:36

Osman bakes bread in a sand oven

0:39:360:39:39

and Moussa plaits twine to secure the camel loads.

0:39:390:39:44

I'm still recovering.

0:39:440:39:46

There's nowhere to sit. That's what I really miss most.

0:39:520:39:56

I'm sitting here, but this is their bedding and the animals' food,

0:39:560:40:01

so I can't really sit here for long.

0:40:010:40:04

They don't believe in chairs.

0:40:040:40:07

After a long walk, it'd be nice to just flop down on a chaise longue.

0:40:070:40:13

That's what I'd bring if I had a camel train.

0:40:130:40:17

Camels stacked with chairs!

0:40:170:40:19

Reading lamps and a television.

0:40:190:40:22

Possibly a small bar and a fridge.

0:40:220:40:25

Front door bell, stairs and maybe a couple of friends.

0:40:250:40:29

THEY SPEAK IN DIALECT

0:40:310:40:34

It's something thick and coarse and heavy and rather unappetising.

0:41:180:41:23

-Taguella.

-Togella.

0:41:230:41:26

-Taguella.

-Togella.

-Taguella.

0:41:260:41:29

Taguella. Ca, c'est le taguella.

0:41:290:41:32

-Tagilla.

-Taguella.

-Taguella.

0:41:320:41:35

Nice.

0:41:350:41:37

It's more like cake, really.

0:41:370:41:40

Like a big chunk of cake we used to have at school.

0:41:400:41:44

Mmm.

0:41:440:41:46

Nice hard, crispy outside. Very good.

0:41:460:41:50

-Taguella.

-Taguella!

0:41:500:41:53

You have to get the emphasis right.

0:41:530:41:56

Ta-GUE-lla probably means buttock.

0:41:560:41:59

Taguell-A means this lovely cake.

0:41:590:42:02

You're a great audience. Thank you.

0:42:130:42:16

I think I'm wrong here, another breach of etiquette,

0:42:160:42:20

because they seem to be breaking up the...taguella?

0:42:200:42:24

..into the bowl here, so I suppose they're going to put sauce on it,

0:42:240:42:29

but you're popping a bit in your mouth too, so I'll do that.

0:42:290:42:34

-Un peu tageulla.

-Un peu taduella.

0:42:340:42:37

Un peu taduella.

0:42:370:42:40

-Taguella. Taguella.

-Taguella.

0:42:400:42:43

They're probably teaching me all the wrong words.

0:42:430:42:47

Probably saying...

0:42:480:42:51

THEY SPEAK AMONGST THEMSELVES

0:42:510:42:54

Taguella. Taguella.

0:42:580:43:00

Taguella.

0:43:000:43:02

It's a minimalist joke, but it's going very well.

0:43:050:43:09

Ah, this looks like the...

0:43:090:43:12

..the meat.

0:43:130:43:15

It's an odd feeling to be eating one of the three creatures I've got to know quite well as we walk along.

0:43:180:43:25

The camels are up there and the sheep and the goat are rather sweet

0:43:250:43:30

and they get kicked about and no-one seems to care about them. I rather identified with them...

0:43:300:43:37

and one has now been dispatched, and the others...

0:43:370:43:41

It's swinging on the bush and the other two are looking around...

0:43:410:43:46

"I wonder what happened to Bert."

0:43:460:43:49

They don't seem too concerned.

0:43:490:43:52

He laid down his life for a good cause.

0:43:520:43:56

This is a banquet for Tuaregs, because they rarely have meat on a long journey. They have couscous.

0:43:560:44:03

There'll be a lot of sand in it, especially with the wind blowing.

0:44:030:44:08

-Tagine. Izzot.

-Oh.

0:44:100:44:13

-For me?

-Oui.

-Thank you.

0:44:130:44:16

THEY LAUGH

0:44:170:44:20

-Izzot.

-Izzot.

0:44:310:44:33

Is very hot, but it's good.

0:44:330:44:36

This is lovely.

0:44:380:44:39

Mmm.

0:44:410:44:43

-Izzot.

-Izzot.

-Izzot.

0:44:430:44:45

Very good.

0:44:450:44:48

CAMEL BELLOWS

0:44:570:45:00

It's much more sensible than any hat you could buy,

0:45:100:45:15

because...it's really cool.

0:45:150:45:18

You have to tie it quite securely, because all the walking loosens it,

0:45:180:45:23

but it's cool and it keeps dust off,

0:45:230:45:26

-so you can put it right over, can't you?

-Up way.

-Sorry. My dresser.

0:45:260:45:31

And general looker-after.

0:45:310:45:34

I'd like to be able to see out of it and not walk into a camel.

0:45:460:45:51

Brilliant. And this can go up...

0:45:510:45:54

Voila.

0:45:570:45:59

-Et tu fais ca.

-Thank you.

0:46:010:46:03

Merci.

0:46:030:46:05

-HE LAUGHS

-There - ready for the route.

0:46:070:46:11

Dust...and it's very, very cool.

0:46:110:46:14

It's excellent, isn't it? Merci.

0:46:140:46:18

CAMEL MOANS

0:46:180:46:20

One thing I've got rather used to about the camels

0:46:290:46:33

is the strange rumblings that go around the camp whenever they're being loaded up or put down.

0:46:330:46:40

You can hear one now, and it's almost like a language

0:46:400:46:44

and I'm not quite sure what it is - is it anger, is it protest

0:46:440:46:49

or just, "Here we go again"?

0:46:490:46:52

But they make their presence felt.

0:46:520:46:55

"We're not meant to do this. We're not meant to be beasts of burden."

0:46:550:47:00

I shall develop a noise of my own to go with it.

0:47:020:47:06

Nyyyiip! Nyyoooiii!

0:47:060:47:09

-LAUGHTER

-Good. It works.

0:47:090:47:13

We're now into what my French guidebook calls "desert absolut" - absolute desert.

0:47:330:47:40

The earth stripped clean, as bare as a glacier, featureless as the sea.

0:47:400:47:45

The outside world is SO far away as to be almost irrelevant.

0:47:450:47:51

I can understand why so many religions were born in the desert.

0:47:510:47:57

The outside is SO hostile, you have to look inside.

0:47:570:48:01

Just as I begin to achieve spiritual harmony with this great emptiness,

0:48:140:48:19

I'm reminded that in this century the outside world is always closer than you think. We're not alone.

0:48:190:48:26

MOTOR HUMS

0:48:260:48:29

A French paraglider swoops down over us,

0:48:460:48:50

a video camera at the ready.

0:48:500:48:53

I feel he's intruding on our space, but deep down I'm probably jealous.

0:48:530:48:58

You've been to many deserts in the world. Do you have a favourite, one place that you find most rewarding?

0:48:580:49:06

I've been, yes, to different place. I like this one,

0:49:060:49:10

because the Sahara, there is an authentic life here, still alive.

0:49:100:49:16

Well, it's a great machine.

0:49:160:49:19

Can you do some work with us? Get up in the air and we'll have our boys here.

0:49:190:49:25

Is it OK to have another camera?

0:49:250:49:28

Oh, sorry.

0:49:290:49:32

A few sweeties and he'd be all right.

0:49:320:49:35

This might be just a streak of Yorkshire puritanism,

0:50:290:50:33

but I don't want the Sahara to become an adventure playground

0:50:330:50:38

and after the excitement I'm glad to be back with people who live here.

0:50:380:50:43

Phew! It seems a bit bizarre having a fire in the Sahara

0:51:130:51:17

after it's been 132 degrees Fahrenheit this afternoon,

0:51:170:51:22

56 centigrade,

0:51:220:51:25

but it gets quite cold at night.

0:51:250:51:28

It goes down to about, well... It can get as low as the high 80s.

0:51:280:51:33

You know, sort of 40 degrees, 38 degrees at night

0:51:340:51:39

and oddly enough it seems cold.

0:51:390:51:42

Anyway, it's just nice to have a fire. Very friendly, companionable.

0:51:420:51:47

-I can make my joke about...izzot!

-Izzot.

-You see, it goes down a bomb.

0:51:470:51:52

-Izzot.

-Izzot...

0:51:520:51:55

Oh, pour moi? Merci, merci.

0:52:160:52:19

-Si tu veux...

-This is a bit of the cheese, yeah.

0:52:190:52:23

Mmm.

0:52:230:52:25

-Takuma.

-Guma.

-Takuma.

0:52:270:52:31

-You're going to teach me another word, aren't you?

-Takuma.

0:52:310:52:35

-Takuma.

-Al fatur.

0:52:350:52:38

-Hm?

-Al fatur.

-Al fatur.

0:52:380:52:41

-THEY LAUGH Shay.

-Shay.

0:52:410:52:44

You're teaching me rude words...

0:52:440:52:47

THEY LAUGH

0:52:470:52:49

Ah, these little Tuareg soirees!

0:52:510:52:54

The cheese is nice. Very nice.

0:52:580:53:01

Cheers.

0:53:010:53:03

En anglais, nous disons "Cheers!"

0:53:030:53:06

Cheers! Down the hatch.

0:53:060:53:09

Bottoms up.

0:53:100:53:12

-THEY SPEAK IN DIALECT

-Bottoms up.

-Bottom...

0:53:120:53:17

-Bottom.

-Bottom.

-Bottoms.

-Bottoms.

0:53:170:53:20

-Up.

-Up.

-Yeah, great!

0:53:200:53:23

-Bottoms up.

-Bottoms up.

-Bottoms up.

-Bottoms up.

0:53:230:53:27

-THEY LAUGH

-Izzot!

0:53:270:53:30

Ah, very good.

0:53:320:53:35

-Bottoms up.

-Bottoms up.

0:53:350:53:38

-Shay.

-Shay.

-Izzot.

-Izzot.

0:53:390:53:42

-Al fatur.

-Al fatur.

0:53:420:53:45

-THEY LAUGH Takuma.

-Takuma.

0:53:450:53:49

Takuma.

0:53:520:53:54

-Takuma.

-Oh, not again. Takuma.

0:53:560:53:59

-Al fatur.

-Al fatur.

0:53:590:54:01

-Shay.

-Shay.

0:54:010:54:03

-Izzot.

-Izzot!

0:54:030:54:06

-Bottoms up.

-Bottoms up.

0:54:070:54:10

God bless Her Majesty.

0:54:100:54:13

THEY CHUCKLE

0:54:130:54:16

-Bottoms up.

-Bottoms up.

0:54:170:54:19

Omar helps me load up for the last time.

0:54:540:54:57

Today our ways will part and already they've someone new to look after.

0:54:570:55:03

This gazelle was found abandoned by its mother at the campsite

0:55:080:55:13

and they're going to keep it as a pet.

0:55:130:55:17

This is not one for the pot.

0:55:170:55:20

There are gazelles in the Sahara desert. It's amazing.

0:55:200:55:24

I know there are camels and lots of smaller animals,

0:55:240:55:28

but there are gazelles roaming in the depths of the desert

0:55:280:55:33

and this one, I think, will hopefully survive.

0:55:330:55:36

It's got amazing ears.

0:55:360:55:39

Yes...

0:55:400:55:43

We'll look after you, won't we?

0:55:440:55:47

It's always the way, isn't it?

0:55:580:56:01

Just as I'm learning how to cope, it's time to move on.

0:56:010:56:06

I shall miss all this - the regular rhythm,

0:56:060:56:09

the reassuring pattern of life on the move.

0:56:090:56:13

I shall miss Omar and Izambar and all the team who've looked after me.

0:56:130:56:18

Even Ekowik and the camels, though they won't miss me.

0:56:180:56:22

I've learnt a lot - maybe not enough to start a religion,

0:56:220:56:27

but a clearer view of basic truths.

0:56:270:56:30

If you don't respect your environment, you die. It's simple.

0:56:300:56:34

'Omar will doubtless be delighted to see the back of us.

0:56:400:56:44

'He can get back to the business of bringing the salt back from Bilma.'

0:56:440:56:50

Au revoir.

0:56:500:56:52

Merci. Merci, Omar, pour tout.

0:56:520:56:55

Bon voyage.

0:56:550:56:58

Bye. Merci, merci.

0:56:590:57:01

-Merci.

-Merci.

-Merci pour tout. Merci pour tout.

0:57:010:57:06

Heeey! You like that shirt, don't you?

0:57:060:57:09

Oh! OK.

0:57:090:57:12

Bon voyage. Au revoir. Merci.

0:57:120:57:15

Ah! Bottoms up.

0:57:160:57:19

HE PRETENDS TO CRY

0:57:190:57:22

He's going to win the Oscar for this, isn't he?

0:57:220:57:26

Stop it! It's my show!

0:57:260:57:29

OK...

0:57:290:57:31

Il vient avec moi.

0:57:310:57:34

Oui, il vient avec moi.

0:57:340:57:37

Merci, Omar. Merci. Tres, tres bon. Bon voyage.

0:57:370:57:41

OK! Now, then, which way?

0:57:410:57:44

Takuma.

0:57:450:57:47

Photograph.

0:57:470:57:49

-Bottom up.

-Bottom up.

0:57:490:57:52

-Bottom up.

-Bottom up.

-Takuma.

-Izzot!

-Izzot!

0:57:520:57:55

THEY SHOUT OUT WORDS

0:57:550:57:58

Au revoir.

0:58:090:58:11

Right, let me see - Algeria.

0:58:330:58:36

Over the mountain, past the oasis, down the gorge, left at the volcano.

0:58:360:58:42

Should be there by Tuesday week.

0:58:420:58:45

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