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This programme contains some scenes of a sexual nature

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APPLAUSE

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Come back!

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SHE SCREAMS

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SHOUTING

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Go!

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Where the hell are they?

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You first interviewed the prosecution witness, Mr Raymond Nash,

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on November 11th 2012.

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Is that correct? That's correct.

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And it was during that interview that you informed Mr Nash

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that his fingerprints had been found at the house?

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Yes.

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And would you agree that this was the main reason why Mr Nash

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gave his evidence against my client? Objection!

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Did you ever talk to Mr Nash directly about his reasons

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for giving evidence against my client, Mr Mason?

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Like I said, we found his fingerprints.

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He didn't have a lot of options. Indeed.

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Don't try that again!

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So you offered him a way out? A deal.

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If he gave evidence against my client,

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any possible charges against him would be reduced. Dropped even.

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Yes. We had some bigger fish to fry.

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And you would stop at nothing to get him...

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..isn't that so, Inspector? Within the law.

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Get up!

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SCREAMING On your toes!

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You have not presented to the court

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a single shred of evidence to either place Mr Mason at the scene,

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or to establish that he was in any way connected to the events of that night.

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Your entire case

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is founded on the evidence of a man trying to save his own skin,

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is it not?

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Open it.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Hi, how are you? Good to see you. Excuse me, one sec.

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Hello, yeah?

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We're just finishing up now, Nick. You just said his name!

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Kill him.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution have not even managed to place my client at the scene.

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Indeed, we have 100 witnesses who saw him that same night

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at an event some 50 miles away,

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supporting one of his many charitable causes.

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So, if they cannot show that he was there

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or establish a link to the events that took place,

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however tragic they may be,

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how can you possibly find him guilty?

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Members of the jury, you will shortly be asked to leave the court

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to consider your decision.

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Mr Mason has asked me to read a short statement.

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Although the police made a terrible mistake

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and showed a woeful lack of judgment in this case,

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it's important that we don't forget

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the wonderful work they all do on our behalf.

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And it's also important to remember that this isn't about me.

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This is about the family of that poor man Anthony Cummings.

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My heart goes out to them.

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All we can do is hope that the police catch whoever is responsible.

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As for today, we should all be proud that justice has been done.

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Hiya. You all right?

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Got this, innit.

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Lucky you!

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What, and I get to meet all the boys, yeah?

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After the stadium tour's over, there's a meet and greet in the boardroom. Is it?

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Is it what?

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Nothing. I was just saying "is it", innit.

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Good. Looks like we had a bit of trouble finding you, Jason.

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Yeah, I was at my Auntie V's for a little bit, innit.

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I've been having some Fed-based issues, you feel me? We feel you.

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Can you just, erm, confirm your date of birth for me?

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11...

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..five, '93.

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That's perfect. All right, if you follow me. You're the last one.

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Here we go.

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All of them, even the manager?

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Jason Turner. Jason, congratulations, mate.

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What are you doing, man? You're under arrest for supporting Arsenal Football Club.

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You do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be ignored.

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Theft of a plasma TV, Xbox and assorted confectionery in last month's riots.

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Skipped bail, three counts of assault in August, skipped bail again - quite a list.

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Are you cops? It's a grey area.

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Move up. Right, in you pop, princess.

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There you go, front row seats, as promised.

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Away you go, mate. Nice one.

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We're not going to the Emirates, is it?

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You know, I'm not sure that's ethical.

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What isn't? Using a man's sporting allegiance to trick him.

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Very, very underhand.

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They're crooks. Worse than that, they're Gooners.

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Yeah, that's a fair point.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS Hello?

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Nicholas Mason.

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It's time he realised he doesn't run London, we do.

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You might. I still can't get a parking space. I need you to make him a priority, Jack.

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This is the third trial in five years he's walked away from. Frankly, it's embarrassing.

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Mason's too clever. Never gets his hands dirty.

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He's never at the scene of his crimes, nothing he owns is in his own name.

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He even plays the media to make it look like he's being persecuted.

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We need to find a way to flush him out in to the open.

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I take it that's the royal "we"?

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We also think someone's been feeding him information,

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so we released false intelligence and tracked it,

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which we think narrows it down to these two.

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A DS and a DC in the Organised Crime Unit.

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They were suspended this morning pending further investigation.

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There's something else that may or may not be useful.

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The key witness in the Cummings trial was a former employee, Raymond Nash.

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He's now under 24-hour armed guard. Mason will come after him sooner or later.

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What about the other two guys Nash testified against?

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The ones who took the manager to the factory.

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Yeah, Frank Reed and Carl Walden.

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Once Mason was found not guilty,

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CPS thought we'd struggle to get a case against them.

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So a man dies and everyone walks away like nothing happened?

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That's why I have you.

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I want him off the streets, Jack, by any means.

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So, who have we got?

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Nick Mason, or The Teflon Man, as the press like to call him.

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A new breed of celebrity villain, even got his own PR people.

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No-one's manipulated the press like this since the Krays in the '60s.

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Surprise, surprise, it's a front.

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Out of the public eye he's just another gangster,

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using violence to crush anyone who gets in his way.

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The bottom line is, he sends other people to do his dirty work.

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EXPLOSION

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No matter how many people he hurts, how many lives he ruins, the police can't get to him.

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FIRE ALARM BLARES

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Mason is always in the shadows, where the authorities can't touch him.

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Hello?

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It's done.

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Recently acquitted of the murder of Anthony Cummings

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during a raid where his family were held hostage.

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Cummings was taken to his place of work, forced to open the safe

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and then when he'd done so, shot in the head.

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The time before that, Mason was charged with ordering an assault

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during which one of his apes took the face off a 16-year-old girl with sulphuric acid

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because her father wouldn't pay protection money. Again he was acquitted.

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In all, he's walked away from three trials in five years.

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Why don't we just shoot him?

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It's direct,

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it's economical on resources.

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Are we allowed to kill people? No. Oh. I know, PC gone mad.

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All right, complications.

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Who are these? Detective Sergeant Christopher Henney and his DC, Charles O'Brien.

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The two cops suspected

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of being on Mason's payroll.

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Both currently under suspension.

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This is Raymond Nash.

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Nash gave evidence against Mason in order to save his own skin.

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He's now under 24-hour armed guard.

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We know Mason will go for Nash and we might be able to use that.

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We need to find a way to get to Mason - something that will knock him out of his comfort zone.

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So I want everything from his birth certificate to his last TV licence.

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Land registry search, bank statements, credit cards, car insurances - the works.

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I want round-the-clock surveillance starting five minutes ago.

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I want us all over Mason. Let's find a weakness we can exploit.

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I still say it'd be quicker to shoot him. That's plan B. I'll leave it with you.

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Where are you going? Fishing.

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I'm going to see one of the bent cops, see if we can't get to him that way.

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You a copper?

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Do I look like a copper? No. You look like a nonce.

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Give me a fiver or I'll tell my dad you touched me.

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You thought about going on The Apprentice? What's that?

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I tell you what, watch the car and I'll give you two quid. Fiver. We don't do shrapnel.

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All right, a fiver, but not until I get back.

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You still look like a nonce.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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It's all right, Nan, I've got it.

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Charles O'Brien? Charlie.

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No-one calls me Charles except Nan when I don't bring my washing down.

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So, IPCC not got a lot on, then, have they?

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Sorry?

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I've already had one visit today and he was Dumb so, you must be Dumber?

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Very good. You should think about doing stand up, now your police career's in the toilet.

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My rep said I don't have to talk to you. Oh, no, you don't.

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What's that? Ten grand. A thank you present from Mr Mason.

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Do you really think I'm stupid enough to fall for a cheap trick like that?

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I don't know where you shop, but since when has ten grand been cheap? Are you a cop? It's a grey area.

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Do you want the money or not? I bet there's not even any money in there.

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That would be stupid.

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OK. But, strictly speaking, you still took the bribe. It's toilet paper.

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You didn't know, and you opened the envelope. I opened the envelope to prove you're a horse's arse.

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But you did open it, so you've as good as admitted you're working for Nicholas Mason.

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No, it just means you are, in fact, a horse's arse.

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And what do you mean, it's a grey area? Are you a cop or not? I want to see your badge.

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Oh, I forgot it. You what? Actually, my dog ate it.

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Yeah...OK.

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I tell you what, whoever you are, why don't you get out of my house,

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before I throw you out?

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How are we doing?

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We've checked credit cards statements, bank records

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and mobile phone bills, nothing very exciting here.

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How's fishing? Erm...not sure.

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'Oh, there is one thing. Erm, TomTom hacked a voicemail on Frank Reed's phone.

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'The call must've been made while Reed was on remand.'

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It's from a Scottish guy called Michael Craig.

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I've checked him out and he's got form for armed robbery.

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'He's in town and he wants to speak to Mason about a job

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'which, I'm guessing, isn't mowing his lawn.' Anything else?

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Yeah, he's staying in the Sovereign Hotel.

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'Do you want us to go check him out?' No, not yet.

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'Leave it with me. I'll meet you back at the ranch.' OK.

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Guess who?

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Michael Craig, boss. One of Terry's boys from Glasgow.

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Mr Mason.

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Are you kidding?

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You're looking for work? Aye.

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Terry said you were a... horrible bastard.

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The driver of a security van refused to give him the code to the internal safety grill,

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so he...nailed him to a tree and set fire to him.

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Just his ankles, by the way.

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He told me what I needed to know before I got to his bollocks.

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Well, we can always use a man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

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Do you drive, Michael? Whatever - drive, muscle, shooters, no shooters.

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OK.

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Usual place.

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We may have one or two jobs in the offing.

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Go back to your hotel and wait for somebody to call.

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Frank, bring the car round to the front, would you?

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How are we doing? We're hacked into the CCTV mainframe.

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There's three cameras giving us coverage of Mason's office block. What, he's still in there? Yeah.

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We've run an image check on everyone who's come in or out.

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There were points when if you blew up the building, you'd cut the crime rate in the capital by 50%.

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You wanted to shoot him this morning, now you want to blow him up. Time of the month?

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Just asking. You know it's a myth that women are ruled by their monthly cycle,

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no doubt invented by a man. Tetchy.

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Besides, it's well documented... All the evidence is anecdotal.

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It's men's way of explaining something they don't understand.

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As in? As in the joy and mystery

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and glorious diverse nature of womanhood.

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Joy? Yeah, and mystery.

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Mason's leaving. Can we track him?

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Yeah, I can try.

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What about his finances?

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Pretty sure he's got his money stashed in some untraceable offshore accounts,

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but, on paper, he bears a striking resemblance to Snow White.

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His mobile phone is registered in somebody else's name,

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he doesn't use e-mail or social networking sites.

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He sweeps his office and his car twice a day for bugs

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and he checks everybody who visits him for recording equipment.

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I mean, he's not just careful, he's obsessive.

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Shit. What?

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I've lost him.

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OK, hang on.

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Camera's out.

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So was this guy a cop or what? Dunno, not for sure.

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He's a northerner. Said his name was Jack Quinn.

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Could be internal affairs.

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He didn't have anything, though? No, he was full of shit.

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I'll ask around, see what department he's with.

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Can you find Ray Nash? Frank, we're suspended.

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That wasn't the question. Can you find Ray Nash?

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They've got him in a safe house. It's not going to be easy.

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It's not easy putting five grand a month in your Spanish bank accounts, but we manage it.

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He was gone for six minutes.

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Brilliant! The one camera in the whole section and that's where he goes.

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He's good, you've got to hand it to him.

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So what now?

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OK, so surveillance isn't working.

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TomTom, get us Mr Mason's address.

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Let's go and see how the other half live.

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Here she comes.

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I'll put a track on her.

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OK, I've put her number into plate recognition,

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it'll give us a heads up where she is.

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OK.

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No...

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No...

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This doesn't seem very scientific.

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On the contrary, science...

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BEEPING

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..is all about trial and error.

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See?

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HE WHISTLES

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Looks pretty hardcore.

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So can you disarm it or not?

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All right, hang on!

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So he's a control freak, right?

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I imagine he wants everything to be at his fingertips.

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Now, while hacking into his alarm system might take me days,

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possibly weeks.

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If I can get onto his home broadband network, which should take me...

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..under a minute,

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I can pretty much gain access to all his devices.

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You've got a burglary app?

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Kind of.

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Boom! We're in.

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Done.

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What? The door's still locked,

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I'm not Dynamo!

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Well, you're the lock specialist.

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Yeah.

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Voila.

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I'm upstairs.

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How old would you reckon she is?

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Late twenties?

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Never try and guess a woman's age.

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I did it once and started a fight.

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I'd had too much to drink or I reckon I could have taken her.

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He's what, mid fifties? A 30-year age gap?

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Maybe she likes a man with liver spots.

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THEY WOLF WHISTLE

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BEEPING

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Oh. Wife is moving.

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East on the High Road, looks like she's heading into town.

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Nothing up there. Safe?

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Yeah, jewellery and cash, official papers, car documents,

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all nice and neat in their own little plastic folders.

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Anything?

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It's all very tidy here too.

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Letters, tax returns, company accounts,

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it's all filed and cross referenced.

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There's no hidden files either,

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although somebody watches a lot of porn.

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What kind? Excuse me?

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It might tell us something.

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So now you're a porn expert?

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We're looking for leverage,

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so finding out he likes whips or beagles or dressing up

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as a rabbit while someone hits him with a carrot might help.

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Stop, you're grossing me out now.

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Hot neighbours' wives. Seriously?

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Uh-huh. TomTom, do a search for "Johnson & Hollander",

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see what they do.

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There's appointments here, twice a month, regular as clockwork.

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Could be solicitors, dentist maybe?

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Well, who'd have thought? He's seeing a shrink.

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And how long have you been feeling like this?

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Since I was nine...no, ten.

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I guess I remember because it was the day before my birthday.

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Double figures.

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Mummy said there wasn't anyone there, but I could hear them.

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The "door people"?

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Did you see them?

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No, they were behind the door,

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they were always behind the door.

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Then why didn't you open the door?

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Because I was frightened, I knew they were there!

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Mummy was lying.

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Why was she lying, Dr Hollander?

0:25:070:25:10

I could hear them.

0:25:100:25:12

They're there now!

0:25:140:25:16

Now?

0:25:160:25:18

Yes!

0:25:180:25:20

Then why don't we open the door and see?

0:25:200:25:23

No. We could do it together.

0:25:230:25:24

No!

0:25:240:25:26

You're safe, I promise.

0:25:260:25:28

Please don't leave me! No, I won't.

0:25:340:25:36

I can hear them laughing, I can hear them!

0:25:430:25:46

We'll open it, very slowly.

0:25:460:25:49

SHE GASPS

0:25:560:25:58

They're round the corner.

0:26:000:26:02

No.

0:26:020:26:03

See? There's nobody there.

0:26:070:26:10

'Darling! Darling, just relax.'

0:26:150:26:19

OK? Relax and open the door.

0:26:190:26:20

'There's no-one here, I promise!'

0:26:200:26:23

I saw them!

0:26:230:26:24

'They're gone now. Please...'

0:26:240:26:27

You can trust me. I'm a doctor. No! You'll let them in!

0:26:270:26:30

'We won't.'

0:26:300:26:31

They're still there, I can hear them!

0:26:310:26:33

'No, that's just us. We're here.'

0:26:330:26:35

What about the door people?

0:26:350:26:37

Nobody else. Just me and Doctor Hollander.

0:26:370:26:40

Why did he open the door?

0:26:400:26:41

It's all right, I won't do it again.

0:26:410:26:43

SHE PRETENDS TO SOB

0:26:430:26:45

'Darling, please...'

0:26:450:26:46

I'll take you home.

0:26:460:26:48

'There's no doors there.'

0:26:480:26:50

We took them all off.

0:26:500:26:51

SHE SOBS

0:26:570:27:00

Come here. Come here. It's OK. You're safe now.

0:27:000:27:03

Perhaps we should make another appointment.

0:27:030:27:06

Yeah, I'll give you a call. Thanks.

0:27:060:27:08

Anger management?

0:27:200:27:21

Borderline psychotic.

0:27:210:27:23

Events have reduced over the years,

0:27:230:27:25

but he's still prone to attacks with certain triggers.

0:27:250:27:27

What triggers?

0:27:270:27:28

Well, the last five have involved his wife.

0:27:280:27:30

In August last year, he had "feelings of anger" when he thought his gardener was looking at her.

0:27:300:27:34

He had to lock himself in the bathroom until it passed.

0:27:340:27:37

Sounds like he's feeling that 30-year age gap. Yeah.

0:27:370:27:39

And the last episode was three weeks ago, he found out she'd been talking to an old boyfriend on Facebook

0:27:390:27:43

and tried to flush her iPad down the toilet.

0:27:430:27:45

Right, that's what we need - a bit of red mist.

0:27:450:27:47

See if we can make him angry and force him into making a mistake.

0:27:470:27:50

Yay! Let's make the violent psychopath angry!

0:27:500:27:52

Well, we know he wants to get to Nash.

0:27:520:27:54

We also know he'll send somebody else to do his dirty work for him.

0:27:540:27:57

Maybe that's the key - we need to make him believe

0:27:570:27:59

there's something going on between Nash and his wife.

0:27:590:28:01

But first, let's really piss him off, make sure he's not thinking straight.

0:28:010:28:04

And goes after Nash in person.

0:28:040:28:06

Hmm, right, so we've got a jealous, psychotic,

0:28:060:28:09

egotistical control freak who's anal retentive about his paperwork.

0:28:090:28:13

How do we make him angry?

0:28:130:28:15

TomTom? Can you hack into the government data base?

0:28:160:28:19

My nephew could hack into the government data base.

0:28:190:28:21

He's 11.

0:28:210:28:22

Oh, that's comforting, yeah.

0:28:220:28:24

Right, well, do your stuff and let's piss him off.

0:28:240:28:27

BEEPING

0:29:190:29:20

Nice.

0:29:250:29:26

What the hell's going on?

0:30:040:30:05

We had two lots of bailiffs turn up. Non-payment of parking fines.

0:30:050:30:08

We've had the bank on too, they've been asked to release

0:30:080:30:10

statements of all our accounts to the VAT.

0:30:100:30:13

I've just paid it! It all started with the revenue.

0:30:130:30:15

PHONE RINGS

0:30:150:30:16

They said we were under investigation, hell broke loose,

0:30:160:30:19

and phones haven't stopped. Hello? How can we be under investigation?

0:30:190:30:22

If the books were any cleaner, they'd be full of blank pages.

0:30:220:30:24

It's Karen, someone's just put a brick through a window at the house. What?!

0:30:240:30:28

She's going shopping again, cos she doesn't feel safe.

0:30:280:30:30

PHONE RINGS

0:30:300:30:31

Hello, Princess? You don't feel safe? Hello?

0:30:310:30:34

Just a minute.

0:30:360:30:38

It's the accountants, they've got a team from the Revenue down there,

0:30:380:30:41

demanding access to all your paperwork.

0:30:410:30:43

Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll call you back, lock all the doors.

0:30:430:30:46

It's me, put them on!

0:30:490:30:51

Hello. Yeah, Nicholas Mason.

0:30:530:30:56

Erm...would you mind telling me why you're there?

0:30:560:30:58

No, I understand, you've already explained it to them,

0:31:000:31:02

but would you please be so kind as to explain it to me?

0:31:020:31:06

No, I don't want to phone your office, I'm... I...

0:31:070:31:10

DIALLING TONE

0:31:100:31:12

He hung up on me.

0:31:160:31:17

OK, I've just put in reports that he's been fiddling his water meter

0:31:460:31:49

and operating a terrorist cell in his garage.

0:31:490:31:51

Right, time for phase two.

0:31:510:31:53

Which is? Convince Mason that Nash is after his wife.

0:31:530:31:55

Get him so annoyed that he'll make a mistake.

0:31:550:31:58

And who's the most annoying person we know?

0:31:580:32:00

Right, if we're not back in an hour, call 999,

0:32:020:32:04

invite everyone to the party.

0:32:040:32:06

And if it does go wrong and I get killed,

0:32:060:32:08

phone my ex wife...

0:32:080:32:09

..and tell her I slept with her sister, Christmas Eve 2007.

0:32:110:32:14

Why would you do that?

0:32:140:32:15

Well, she was cute and we were doing shots.

0:32:150:32:17

Come on, let's go and pick a fight.

0:32:200:32:21

We've only got one shot at this.

0:32:210:32:23

'Somebody is behind all this.'

0:32:410:32:42

I don't care who it is, just find them.

0:32:420:32:45

Knock, knock.

0:32:470:32:48

Who are you? Does he obey instructions?

0:32:500:32:52

Or am I going to need to snap an arm off and shove it up his arse?

0:32:520:32:54

Throw him out, Frank. My pleasure.

0:32:540:32:57

Do you want to die, Frank?

0:33:000:33:01

Sit.

0:33:030:33:04

There we go.

0:33:060:33:07

And you. Sit down, you big lump. There's a good lad.

0:33:080:33:11

That's it, good boy.

0:33:110:33:12

Jack Quinn.

0:33:150:33:16

Oh, you've heard of me, that's nice.

0:33:160:33:18

You didn't mention your rank.

0:33:190:33:21

Oh, I'm sorry, how very rude.

0:33:210:33:23

I'm the officer in charge of putting your sorry arse in jail.

0:33:230:33:25

Yeah, I want to see some ID.

0:33:250:33:27

I forgot it.

0:33:270:33:28

Jess, have you got yours?

0:33:280:33:29

No, I think I've left it in the car.

0:33:290:33:31

You're armed, that makes you what?

0:33:310:33:34

Serious crime squad?

0:33:340:33:36

Think of us as more...

0:33:360:33:37

community support officers and...

0:33:370:33:39

well, strictly speaking, it's not an official visit.

0:33:390:33:42

We just came to have a whip-round, didn't we, Jess?

0:33:420:33:45

Yeah, we did.

0:33:450:33:46

For a man called Anthony Cummings.

0:33:460:33:48

Only lived round the corner from here,

0:33:480:33:50

although I doubt you'd have even noticed him.

0:33:500:33:52

Kept himself to himself.

0:33:520:33:53

You know the kind of bloke - didn't go out much,

0:33:530:33:55

just lived for his family.

0:33:550:33:58

That was until someone broke into his house

0:33:580:34:00

and took his wife and daughter hostage.

0:34:000:34:02

'Forced him to go to where he worked and open the safe.

0:34:020:34:05

'And then, when he'd done that, they killed him.'

0:34:050:34:09

What kind of man would do such a thing?

0:34:090:34:11

Worse still, what kind of scumbag would send someone else to do it?

0:34:110:34:14

Attack a family in their own home?

0:34:140:34:16

Women and children?

0:34:160:34:18

Not much of a man, really, when you think about it.

0:34:180:34:20

Maybe someone with a tiny little brain.

0:34:200:34:22

Or a teeny, weeny little willy.

0:34:220:34:25

So, like I said, we just came in for a whip-round.

0:34:250:34:29

What? You think I'm scared of you?

0:34:290:34:31

No, I think you're a moron.

0:34:310:34:33

All this. It was you, innit?

0:34:350:34:36

Yes, it was.

0:34:360:34:37

Have you been in my house? Yeah.

0:34:370:34:39

Only to throw a brick through your window.

0:34:390:34:42

And tomorrow, we thought we might pop by and sing a song that'll...

0:34:420:34:45

# ..get on your nerves

0:34:450:34:46

# Get on your nerves Get on your nerves... #

0:34:460:34:49

We know you want to get to Raymond Nash.

0:34:500:34:52

And we know why.

0:34:520:34:54

Not just the grassing-up thing,

0:34:540:34:56

although I am sure that must have pissed you off,

0:34:560:34:58

but I'm talking about the other thing - the thing with your wife.

0:34:580:35:01

What thing with my wife?

0:35:010:35:03

You do know that's why he was trying to get you locked up, don't you?

0:35:040:35:07

So he can have a go on your missus?

0:35:070:35:09

We only know about it because of this,

0:35:090:35:11

this and all the other photos we found in his flat.

0:35:110:35:14

Other photos? The point is... What other photos?

0:35:140:35:17

You really don't want to know.

0:35:170:35:18

The point is - whether you knew or not, we know you want him.

0:35:180:35:21

So I'm here to tell you that to get to him, you'll have to go through me.

0:35:210:35:24

Is that so? Yes, that's very much so.

0:35:240:35:27

I'm sensing hostility, do you think we should leave, Jess?

0:35:290:35:32

Yeah, he seems to have a lot on his mind.

0:35:320:35:34

See you later, Nicholas.

0:35:360:35:37

How was that?

0:35:400:35:41

I think he's annoyed.

0:35:410:35:43

If he was going to do anything, he'd have done it by now.

0:36:410:36:44

Put the location of the safe house up on the police system.

0:36:490:36:51

What?

0:36:510:36:52

We need to force his hand. If Mason finds the safe house, then...

0:36:520:36:56

Jack, it's not just Nash there, there's police officers too.

0:36:560:36:59

Do it.

0:37:010:37:03

'We just leaked the location to the safe house

0:37:170:37:19

'where Raymond Nash is being held.

0:37:190:37:21

'And?

0:37:210:37:23

'And I thought you should know that. So if you screw up,'

0:37:230:37:26

you can find solace in the fact that I didn't stop you?

0:37:260:37:28

Your job is to take Mason off the streets, Jack,

0:37:280:37:31

but "by any means" does not give you scope to have

0:37:310:37:33

serving police officers and witnesses under their protection murdered.

0:37:330:37:36

I'll try find a way to avoid that.

0:37:360:37:38

Please do.

0:37:380:37:39

We've got something for you.

0:37:520:37:53

We think it's worth a bonus.

0:37:530:37:55

I've got Nash's address, boss.

0:38:000:38:02

Straight from the horse's mouth.

0:38:020:38:04

Did you know?

0:38:040:38:05

Know what?

0:38:060:38:07

You spent a lot of time with him,

0:38:100:38:12

he must have mentioned that he was lusting after my Karen.

0:38:120:38:14

No.

0:38:140:38:15

Straight up, boss, we had no idea.

0:38:180:38:21

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:38:370:38:39

Aye?

0:38:460:38:48

'Michael, I'm going to need you tomorrow.'

0:38:480:38:50

Don't say I don't give you nothing.

0:39:040:39:06

Thank you.

0:39:060:39:07

Cheers, Jess.

0:39:140:39:16

So, did you really sleep with your wife's sister?

0:39:160:39:18

It's not as bad as it sounds.

0:39:180:39:19

Come on, then! This I've got to hear.

0:39:190:39:22

Jan had left me by then for some floppy-haired twat.

0:39:230:39:26

It's the only time in my life I've felt like Elvis.

0:39:260:39:30

You've lost me.

0:39:300:39:32

He was her karate instructor.

0:39:320:39:34

Ah. So how did you find out they were seeing each other?

0:39:340:39:38

You know, little telltale signs.

0:39:380:39:41

Such as?

0:39:410:39:42

I went to the gym to meet her after her class

0:39:420:39:44

and he had her bent over the pommel horse.

0:39:440:39:46

Oh. Turned out I'd been paying him £30 an hour to shag my wife.

0:39:460:39:50

So what did you do?

0:39:520:39:54

I was a bit annoyed. I threw a punch.

0:39:540:39:56

Forgetting he was a karate instructor?

0:39:560:39:58

I remembered while he was beating the crap out of me.

0:39:580:40:01

I crawled home and was comforted by her sister.

0:40:010:40:03

She'd always had a thing for me and didn't like Jan much, so...

0:40:030:40:06

Two birds, you were the stone?

0:40:060:40:07

Hmm, I guess.

0:40:070:40:09

Such a romantic story.

0:40:090:40:12

Mason's taken the bait. Looks like they're getting ready to move.

0:40:120:40:15

Right, put a call in to the safe house.

0:40:150:40:18

Tell them we're on our way.

0:40:180:40:20

I want Nash and the other officers ready to leave when we get there.

0:40:200:40:23

TomTom, you pick up the box. Let's get Henney brought in too.

0:40:230:40:25

I appreciate you turning up at short notice.

0:40:290:40:31

That's all right. So what's the deal?

0:40:310:40:34

Just a bit of vermin control,

0:40:340:40:35

thought it'd be right up your street.

0:40:350:40:38

PHONE BUZZES

0:40:440:40:47

I think you're expecting me.

0:40:530:40:56

Good.

0:41:040:41:06

SIREN WHOOPS

0:41:130:41:15

Chris Henney, please come with us.

0:41:150:41:17

He knows I'm here, doesn't he?

0:41:230:41:26

Just go with the police officers, sir. You're perfectly safe.

0:41:260:41:29

You two! Move back!

0:41:410:41:43

Armed police. Stay inside, please.

0:41:470:41:49

I want him dead, Frank. Understand?

0:41:550:41:57

Dead and I want him to know it was me that sent you.

0:41:570:42:00

Wait!

0:42:020:42:03

What?

0:42:070:42:09

We're in shit.

0:42:090:42:10

They found out Chris went into the police computer to get

0:42:100:42:12

the address of the safe house.

0:42:120:42:14

They've just picked him up. It's a trap.

0:42:140:42:17

If you go down to the house now, they're going to be waiting for you!

0:42:170:42:21

Get in the van, please, Mr Nash.

0:42:270:42:29

They've dispatched a security truck to pick up Nash and move him.

0:42:440:42:46

You're sure?

0:42:460:42:48

Yeah. I've got a mate in Operations, that's the reg number.

0:42:480:42:51

And where are they taking him?

0:42:510:42:52

I don't know, I couldn't get an address,

0:42:520:42:55

but Operations have got the truck headed towards Aylesbury.

0:42:550:42:57

From where they are now, they're going to have to take the A41.

0:42:570:43:00

We could cut them off, boss.

0:43:000:43:02

So while Nash is on the move,

0:43:040:43:05

all the police are up at the house waiting for us to show up?

0:43:050:43:09

Yeah, they've been needling you so you'll turn up all tooled up,

0:43:090:43:12

ready to commit murder.

0:43:120:43:13

You'll get five years just for possession of a firearm.

0:43:130:43:16

And that Quinn? Is he at the house too?

0:43:170:43:20

Yeah, I suppose so. Whole thing's probably his idea.

0:43:200:43:24

OK, good lad.

0:43:240:43:26

Trying to stitch me up?

0:43:300:43:31

Oi! Get in the back!

0:43:400:43:42

Boss?

0:43:450:43:46

Just drive! Drive!

0:43:460:43:49

GUN FIRES

0:46:000:46:01

Out!

0:46:010:46:03

Get out! Out!

0:46:030:46:06

Quick! Down! On the floor!

0:46:060:46:08

Down! Down!

0:46:080:46:11

Down!

0:46:130:46:16

Nash! You're a dead man!

0:46:410:46:44

Two pairs.

0:46:490:46:50

Flush.

0:46:500:46:52

Hello, Nick.

0:46:530:46:55

Shall we?

0:46:570:46:59

Be rude not to.

0:46:590:47:00

SIREN WAILS

0:47:130:47:16

Armed Police. Throw the weapon down!

0:47:180:47:20

On the floor! Lower the weapon!

0:47:200:47:22

Armed police, on the ground, now!

0:47:220:47:24

Put the gun down!

0:47:240:47:26

GUN CLICKS

0:47:350:47:36

PHONE RINGS

0:47:480:47:50

Guess who?

0:47:500:47:52

Piss off, Jack. I'm ill. Apparently I've got man flu.

0:47:520:47:57

Yeah, and I'm retired, remember? You bought me a clock.

0:47:570:47:59

Need a little favour.

0:47:590:48:01

How good's your Scottish accent?

0:48:010:48:03

Where?

0:48:030:48:04

Room service.

0:48:070:48:09

I didn't order any room serv...

0:48:090:48:12

Nicholas Mason, I'm arresting you on suspicion of armed robbery.

0:48:240:48:28

You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence

0:48:280:48:30

if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court.

0:48:300:48:34

Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

0:48:340:48:36

Your job is to take Mason off the streets, Jack, but "by any means"

0:48:360:48:39

does not give you scope to have serving police officers

0:48:390:48:42

and witnesses under their protection murdered.

0:48:420:48:44

I'll try and find a way to avoid that. Please do.

0:48:440:48:46

Anything else? The cash from the Cummings factory raid.

0:48:460:48:49

You're still holding it. Yeah.

0:48:490:48:51

Then I'd like to borrow it. OK.

0:48:510:48:53

Then I'll need to move Nash,

0:48:560:48:58

so you'll need to square it with the protection unit.

0:48:580:49:01

OK, Mr Nash, would you come with us?

0:49:060:49:09

Ta-da!

0:49:150:49:16

And finally, I'll need you to send the cavalry here, tomorrow.

0:49:260:49:30

I'll let you know what time.

0:49:300:49:32

But I want lights, sirens, lots of bodies.

0:49:320:49:34

They can be armed, but give them orders not to fire.

0:49:340:49:36

You'll also have to explain who we are.

0:49:360:49:38

Oh, that should be interesting. Thanks.

0:49:380:49:42

Wait! I ain't having this! This isn't...

0:49:480:49:50

Isn't what?

0:49:500:49:52

I've been stitched up!

0:49:520:49:54

You're standing at the back of a security van with the doors

0:49:540:49:56

cut open, surrounded by cash holding a shotgun.

0:49:560:49:58

Call me old-fashioned but I'd say that was pretty much bang to rights.

0:49:580:50:02

No, wait, wait.

0:50:020:50:05

You've got it all wrong, you've got to listen to me!

0:50:050:50:07

I didn't know anything about the money!

0:50:070:50:09

If you didn't know anything about the money, what are you doing here?

0:50:090:50:12

Why don't you get out of my house?

0:50:160:50:19

Before I throw you out.

0:50:190:50:20

You know, I don't actually believe that you're taking money from Mason.

0:50:200:50:23

It's Henney, isn't it, Charlie? And I bet he's asked you to join him.

0:50:230:50:26

Told you to jump on the gravy train?

0:50:260:50:28

You don't have to be loyal to him, he's a bent cop.

0:50:280:50:31

Scum, the lowest of the low.

0:50:310:50:33

And he's trying to drag you down with him.

0:50:330:50:35

Now you can either let him, or...

0:50:350:50:37

you can help me.

0:50:370:50:39

By doing what?

0:50:390:50:41

By giving him what he wants.

0:50:410:50:43

If the offer's still there.

0:50:430:50:44

You know, do that stuff you were talking about.

0:50:440:50:47

Good lad. Jump in.

0:50:470:50:49

Who's this?

0:50:590:51:00

This is Charlie, the kid I told you about.

0:51:000:51:02

We got suspended together.

0:51:020:51:03

Which means my career's screwed anyway.

0:51:030:51:05

I can vouch for him.

0:51:050:51:06

I'm telling you, I've been stitched up.

0:51:090:51:12

All this, it's down to them!

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Who?

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Them!

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See you back at the station.

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You slags. Think I don't know where you live.

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You think you can hold me in here!

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Charlie, say hello to Stan.

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Hello, son.

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Keep away from this man, he's a bad influence.

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What?

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Do you mind if I get back to my sick bed now?

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I'll stop by, bring you some grapes.

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Please don't.

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See you, Stan.

0:51:470:51:48

Jess.

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Take care. See you, boys.

0:51:510:51:53

How long will he get?

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Armed robbery?

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Firearm discharged.

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20 years.

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Yeah.

0:52:070:52:09

I hear Mason's in custody.

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Yes, he is.

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Evidence?

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More than you can shake a stick at.

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And the police officers?

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Henney's rotten, but there's enough to convict.

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What about the other one?

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Charlie? Yeah, he's clean. He's a good kid.

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You can keep him if you like. Well done, Jack.

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I'm innocent!

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Listen to me, you big lump.

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I haven't done anything, I'm innocent!

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Yeah, yeah.

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I've been fitted up here, I'm innocent! Listen to me.

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Listen!

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I've been fitted up! I've done nothing wrong!

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I'm innocent! Let me out!

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Would I still be a policeman?

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Oh? Don't tell me. It's a grey area.

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We're on the right side, that's all that matters.

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The end justifies the means?

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Every time.

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I really liked being a copper, you know? It meant something.

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When I was 14, I was in town with my big brother.

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He'd had the speech off Mum, about taking care of me

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and all that.

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It didn't quite run into holding my hand to cross the road,

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but I could tell that trust meant a lot to him.

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So when a group of lads started trying to pick a fight,

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I knew that the only thing on his mind was to take care of me.

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That was his responsibility.

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They did start a fight and he put himself in front of me.

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And they stabbed him 11 times. You know what he did?

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He held my hand and told me "not to worry".

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So you see, Charlie, that's how the world is!

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Whichever way you dress it up, there's good guys and bad guys.

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White hats and black hats. Just like in the films.

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That's what we do, we go after the bad guys.

0:54:470:54:51

We go after the bad guys and take them off the street,

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by any means, whatever it takes, so am I a real cop?

0:54:540:54:59

Is what I do right?

0:55:000:55:01

Give me a call if you figure it out.

0:55:040:55:07

It was bang out of order, you get me?

0:55:300:55:31

Using the red love and then spiking me with it.

0:55:310:55:33

You can't use football like that, it ain't right, you know?

0:55:330:55:36

Is it? They gave me 100 hours community service!

0:55:360:55:38

A 100 hours, guy. For real?

0:55:380:55:40

What is that? Like a month or something, picking up dog poo and that.

0:55:400:55:43

Not for me, you get me?

0:55:430:55:44

I did 20 minutes, then I had it well away on my toes, innit.

0:55:440:55:46

And now my luck's changed. Things are happening for me now.

0:55:460:55:49

Good things, you get me? Yeah.

0:55:490:55:50

I woke up this morning and guess what's on my mat?

0:55:500:55:53

I've been chosen, innit? Hey, what for?

0:55:530:55:54

It's a new promotion, I get a free crate of beer and all I got to do

0:55:540:55:57

is fill in the form and tell them whether it was shit or not.

0:55:570:55:59

Based on what I say, they launch it to the whole country.

0:55:590:56:02

So happy days, innit.

0:56:020:56:03

So is it 24 bottles or 24 cans?

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Cos the cans are much heavier, innit?

0:56:110:56:13

That's if they're the 440mls, yeah, not that that's a problem,

0:56:130:56:16

cos I got my boy to help out,

0:56:160:56:17

though maybe we can just drink a few to ease the load, you get me?

0:56:170:56:22

Hey, we could give you instant feedback, innit?

0:56:220:56:25

Aw, man!

0:56:420:56:44

Hello, Jason!

0:56:440:56:45

You did it again, is it?

0:56:450:56:47

Kimmy. Kimberley Brooks,

0:56:540:56:56

she worked as a legal secretary in the chambers of

0:56:560:56:58

Judge Peter Hopkins.

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and her body was found in the boot of his car...

0:57:000:57:02

He's been set up.

0:57:020:57:04

By who? Joseph Tyrus.

0:57:040:57:05

This guy is good.

0:57:050:57:06

So we're going to have to be just as smart to catch him.

0:57:060:57:09

A father shouldn't have to bury his daughter.

0:57:090:57:11

You put me in a cell with that animal and I'll show you what punishment is.

0:57:110:57:15

I'm buying you lunch. Pick a restaurant.

0:57:150:57:17

Whatever you want to eat, that's fine by me.

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ORGASMIC MOANS

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I've done field work before, guys. Not like this.

0:57:210:57:23

You'll not only free an innocent man,

0:57:230:57:25

But get the real killer convicted.

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He saw who did it. Don't screw me around, Jack.

0:57:270:57:29

You don't know what you're dealing with.

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