I'll Be Home for Christmas Cagney and Lacey

'Merry Christmas!'

'What we've all been waiting for - Santa and his reindeer. Merry Christmas, Santa!'

'It's a present from a dear friend.'

SCREECHING

'Folks, there'll be no snow this Christmas.'

Would this be terrific? Huh?

Yeah. $600. Oh.

Hey, Mary Beth, look at this.

"Command attack submarine -

"shoots off missiles, lights up, has eight removable crewmen."

Do you think he'd like that?

He won't like it. Oh.

OK.

So Samuels will probably let us off when? Eight o'clock at the latest.

Dory coming over? Yeah, we're cooking dinner.

Mary Beth,

the man makes me crazy!

Harv and I are going to wrap presents for the kids, then trim the tree, get the turkey ready.

Call that fun? Yes, I do. Oh, there it is.

It's perfect. Oh, look at that - it's great!

Electric rescue chopper.

You think it's him? It's him.

All right.

Hey, Mary Beth, look at that guy over there - tweed top coat.

Oh, excuse me.

Don't look. I can't help it! Don't - he'll do something, then we'll have to arrest him, and... Don't look!

Excuse me. Ah, I told you we shouldn't have looked.

You gotta be crazy! $80 for Handel's Messiah!

It's a very special date...

if the lieutenant ever gets back to let us go. He'll get back.

Come 9 o'clock, Isbecki and the twins head southward to old San Juan

for a week of sun, sand and... who knows what?

You take Lieutenant Samuels' goodwill for granted. He doesn't have to let us go early.

Lighten up, Petrie - your baby's going to be born soon. I got $30 on a Christmas baby.

How many days is Claudia over?

Today makes 11. That's too long.

Must be tough, waiting like this.

Thanks, Petrie. Hey, any news about your kid? Not yet.

What's that? He made a collar! Guy was posing like he worked for a charity. He clipped Samuels good!

He threw away a Christmas! A lieutenant can pull strings.

Petrie! Your baby on its way yet? Not yet.

It'll come soon. Trust me.

What do you think of my collar? Not everyone collars Santa.

Hey, felony, larceny - worst kind of lice! Praying on people's goodwill.

I took care of the paperwork. You want to put this clown in a cell?

I gotta talk to the brass. Do a little bragging!

How much you clip him for? $5.

You know, my first kid was nine days late. Second one was a week early.

These things happen, you know.

That's what the doctor keeps saying. Yeah, well. Hi, how you doing?

I guess you live and learn.

My oldest is a girl.

Hope you get a girl, too - they're terrific! Would be nice. Yeah.

So, eh, you think it will snow?

That'd be nice, too, but they say no. Ah. Yeah.

Merry Christmas. Yeah, you too.

He's a nice guy, huh?

Have a good one.

SIREN BLARES

What am I going to tell my kids, Willie? Watch your head.

I'll be spending Christmas without my kids! Can I help it if I've got "seasonal employment"?

Tonight could be a big grosser for me. Good hunting, huh?

How much do you want him? I don't!

Hey, Banks. Need help with this guy?

We'd rather not spend tomorrow in court. Be a man - take one step closer to becoming a detective.

Take this collar for us. He's a simple pickpocket. No offence.

How much? What? I can't believe it - like a piece of bad meat, I can't be given away. You hold your tongue.

How much? Piece of your next murder. Something with headline potential. You got it. Deal.

Let's go.

Victor, is the lieutenant here? No, he's upstairs with the brass.

Petrie, any word about the baby? Guess not. Message for Miss Cagney. Thanks. Did the wallet show up yet?

What wallet? Guess not.

Remember? Bait from Internal Affairs.

How long's he going to be up there? Another few minutes. Harv...?

Sticking us with a loaded wallet to see if we'll take the money! You'd think they'd try something new -

they've been using it every Christmas for 16 years! The same wallet!

Been there long? I've only been here a moment.

Thought I'd get a start on the duck. I can't wait. I'm looking at eight at the latest.

That's none too soon - I'm very hungry. Mmm!

Um, there's a bottle in the fridge.

Have a glass. Have two.

I'll be there. Mark, there's a call coming through from your wife.

Wants to know when you'll be home.

Got a release form for your prisoner, um, public drunkenness.

Sarge wants me to give him coffee. OK. Cage. Keys are on the hook.

Sign this, huh?

OK, Bert, but now I'm telling you, if this guy isn't eight feet tall, I'm gonna call you a liar.

How often does a desk jockey get to prove himself in the trenches? Not often enough.

My chest still hurts from where this guy hit me - I got a huge bruise.

Happy holidays! Isbecki. Thank you. Cagney. Inspector.

La Guardia. Yeah. And Macy. Lacey, sir. Yeah.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Where's Santa?

The accidental release of a prisoner is inexcusable.

This sort of error demands a disciplinary hearing. What if that guy kills someone?

The department is responsible.

Financially and morally.

I don't care if it was an accident and I don't care if no one individual is at fault. Bert, YOU're in command.

YOU have the final responsibility. Believe me, you WILL answer for it.

Merry Christmas(!)

I wanted to be a nice guy.

I wanted to let everybody go early.

Maybe I'm just too lax.

You will find this maniac! Hopefully, before he commits other crimes!

You will find him...

or nobody's gonna leave here...EVER!

Sir, we can't tell you how truly sorry we are. That's great, Lacey. I can use that defence in a trial!

Get out of here!

Come in!

What do you two want? Sir, we got back that file on the ex-prisoner

and things are not as bad as they seem. Who are you kidding?

No, sir - not kidding. Here, look at the file.

Right there.

Ralph Barbinski?

He told me his name was Rawley Henshaw. Prints kicked back the right file here, sir.

Look, priors - gambling, possession of stolen merchandise, petty fraud.

It's very plain we're dealing with a small-time operator.

Sir, the man's last arrest was six years ago. He had two months at the work farm, two years on parole.

Look at that record, sir - as clean as a plate. Until tonight. Yes, sir.

We just want you to know we'll be breaking our necks to nail this guy.

Isbecki's pushing back his flight and La Guardia's cancelling his date. Arrears traffic violations!

We're not talking about public enemy number one!

PHONE RINGS Samuels.

Yeah.

What?

Right, yeah.

I'm certainly very glad that you two are going to be breaking your necks.

Start by breaking your neck over to Barbinski's last address. Why?

Don't you ever ask me why! They found a radio car missing from the parking bay, that's why!

One of the mechanics said that the guy who drove the car away was dressed like Santa Claus! Ralph?

Couldn't be Ralph.

ENGINE CUTS OUT, HE TRIES TO RESTART IT

HORNS BLARE

Still no answer - I must've missed her. Damn! Maybe she's powdering her nose. Call her back in ten minutes.

We're supposed to take a cab to Carnegie Hall in ten minutes!

Isbecki, La Guardia!

Tow truck garage over on 36th? I know it.

A guy dressed like Santa Claus brought an RMP in there for emergency service, then charged it to me.

La Guardia.

Doris. Thank you very much.

I've been trying to reach you for over an hour. I've got to work. We're gonna miss Handel's Messiah.

Here, you take the tickets - you go.

There's more to Christmas Eve together than that. You go, do your job - I'll be here when you return.

You can't stay here - it's awful, it's smelly!

The lovely lady could stay in my office, La Guardia, where it doesn't smell so bad.

Bert Samuels, ma'am - lieutenant. Doris Rainey.

You see, Paul. I'll be fine. Well...

She'll be fine, and you guys can hit the bricks!

Miss Rainey, was it? That's right. Please come this way - I've got some wonderful eggnog in my office.

Forget it - you got a job to do!

CHILD CRIES The Barbinskis moved out three months ago. Do you know where?

Check the super. It's freezing. It's even colder inside - we've been without heat for eight days.

We called the housing authority, even the police, but no-one does anything.

The super won't talk to the service man? What can I do? Does he live here? Yes. Plenty.

Come on, we'll wish him a merry Christmas. You want to look after the kid? Um... Um... OK.

CRYING CONTINUES Show me those apartments.

Have a good time. All right.

Hey! CRYING STOPS

SHE HUMS "Merrily We Roll Along"

WHISTLE BLOWS Hold it there, buddy! OK, folks, move it along!

How you doing? Pretty cold night to be pulling traffic duty.

Who are you? Yabanowski. 14 Precinct.

HORNS BLARE Let me dig out some ID for you.

Just take a second. You know, every year, I gotta wear this stuff.

HORNS BLASTING What is it? Give me a break, please!

See I visit all the hospitals - children's wards. You got kids?

Two. No kidding - me too. I hit the hospitals every year.

It really makes me thank God my kids are healthy.

BEEPING CONTINUES Oh, jeez - it ain't in that pocket.

Maybe if I got out, it'd be easier. Forget it - the road's got to roll.

No, I know I got some ID here some place.

You want to see my kids? I'm sure they're terrific. Just keep rolling - I'm gonna get lynched.

You want me to come over to your house as Santa later? Give me a break. No problem.

I'll see you next year. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas(!)

Well, it's about time! All right, folks, move it along - let's go!

All right, 29th and...

That's the third phone call he's had since we've been here!

What do you say? Help us out - we'd like to get out of here.

What? If he's not done in 30 seconds, I'll pull him off! Got it.

Righto,

busted axle on 29th and 5th - bring a sling.

Uh, Christmas and New Year are my best times of the year. I clean up.

Finish telling us about Santa Claus. PHONE RINGS Right back. We're closed.

Hey, hey! Is he crazy? Lighten up. I've had it with this waiting around. Take it easy. I've had it!

Amazing what love will do to a man. It's my busiest time of the year.

Tell us about the Santa Claus and we'll go. Jeez!

Says he's trying to get to St Vincent and his car's stalling.

He says it'd take forever for a police mechanic to come.

It's Christmas. I'm a nice guy. Sure. That's all there was to it?

You want some more? Just because he... You know who I'm talking about!

Because he doesn't have a home to go to any more, he's trying to screw it up for the rest of us. Move it.

Is that it? Yeah. Well, if that's it, that's it. We'll be in touch.

PHONE RINGS Detectives. Petrie.

Hi, honey.

What happened?

LACEY HUMS A CHRISTMAS CAROL '106075 respond.

'Priority message for detectives car 12.' Did she say 12? Shh!

'All other units, clear air, except for calls 1013 and 1030.'

Central, this is detective car 12 responding. 'Go ahead, 14.'

Chris, Petrie here. I think there's a problem with Claudia. Oh, Lord!

What's wrong? 'If you take her to the hospital, I'll meet you there - it'll be faster.' Give me that.

Is this labour or are you trying to save on a cab? Something's wrong. Has she talked to her doctor?

Please just get her to the hospital - I don't know what's wrong! She's bleeding. We're on our way! Go!

SIREN BLARES Stuff like this scares the hell out of me! She'll be fine.

You're looking at a mother of two!

There she is. Can we have some help here? Here's the man! Here we go.

You look like a woman who's about to have a baby! Something isn't right, Mark - I'm still bleeding.

Everything's gonna be fine. Mary Beth's had two babies. She knows! I know.

Is Dr Polecic here? Yes, don't worry about a thing. WE are going to have this baby,

and we are going to be a family...

..everything is going to be OK!

Can't wait to see you skinny again!

I love you. Love you, too. Are you coming with me? What do you mean? Of course!

Petrie, let us know right away. I'll come down as soon as we know.

Hope it's a boy.

What do you think? I'm not a doctor, Chris.

There's no telling how long we'll have to wait, so I'm going to call the squad. OK.

If you talk to what's-his-name, tell him "hi" for me.

Got a dime?

I'm lonely. Dory, I'm trying.

Dinner's just going to be a little late. I want to taste your plum pudding. It tastes great.

'Why don't I start...?' Without me?

Well, just the prelims...

I'll glaze the duck - that way, we can just slide it in the oven when you come through the door.

I wanted us to cook together. 'You gotta work.' No, YOU'll end up doing the work! Are you gonna wait for me?

I always do, don't I? Yeah. Yeah, you do.

Mmm!

This wine is terrific! Are you getting drunk?

Hey!

Oh... I'll call you later. Bye.

Not much to say - they stopped the bleeding and put her on a foetal monitor.

Wait and see, huh? Yeah.

They're talking a Caesarean section - can you believe that? They do those all the time. I was Caesarean.

Claudia and I took natural childbirth classes for ten weeks. It's crazy!

Look, I've got to get back. Hey!

Everything will be fine. You know that.

Thanks.

You OK? Christine, you mind if we made a stop before we go in the squad room? No.

KNOCK AT DOOR Hey! Yo! Harvey! Mama, it's mama!

OK, babe.

Come on! All right, all right!

Hi. Hi. We can stay one minute, OK? How you doing? Merry Christmas.

Mom! Come here, come here!

Isn't that great? Great! Yeah. We got you something good! I'll bet! I thought you were home for good.

No, I... Give us a second, guys. Excuse me, guys.

Well, guys - hi, how's it going?

Great! Huh? Yeah. Ooh, pretty lights. Yeah, look what else we have here.

HE KISSES HER Feel better? Yup.

Yeah, I just, um, I got scared, that's all - with Claudia and all that bleeding, um...

Now they're considering a C section and it made me want to come home and hug my babies.

I'm glad you did.

Gonna be OK? Mmm-hmm.

Just hang on to me, huh?

What? What?

Oh!

What? Hmm? What are you looking at me like that for?

You wanna have another?

Yeah.

I gotta go back now.

What? OK.

What happened to the guys? They vanished into the other room. Maybe they heard Santa. Yeah. Hey!

Hello. Here they are. Here they are! Hi. Hi. Merry Christmas!

Oh, thank you.

Oh, isn't that nice? LAUGHTER

Thank you. Can I open it right now? You gotta open it right now! Yeah!

Thanks. Harvey says you're pretty.

Hey! No hitting on Christmas Eve!

OK. I love presents!

Faster, faster! OK.

My favourite colour!

What luck, huh? Look, a hat! Huh?

Mittens!

Oh, and a muffler!

Thanks, you guys!

You're so good to me. OK, enough kissing now - we gotta go! OK!

Your mother is so mean to me!

Thank you. When it gets to be ten o'clock, go ahead and trim the tree and surprise me. I promise.

Is my present as good as hers? Merry Christmas, everyone. Goodbye, guys. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye.

You talk to Petrie, give him my best. I will. OK.

Bye, guys. Goodbye. Bye.

Let's finish wrapping the presents. OK.

Hey, you guys.

What's the matter, Dad?

Come here.

You won't find a cheaper price or a better tree. It's too much.

You want blood? I'm practically giving you the tree! Let's go.

Merry Christmas, creep! A reasonable price would do.

Myer! Come here, come here!

It's me - Ralph. Hey, Ralphie, what you hiding for?

I'm making sure your mother ain't around!

Um, Myer, I need a favour.

What's that? It's $142 and 55 cents.

I've been cracking parking meters. I don't know - all these coins. Come on, I'm in the straits here.

What do you say I give you a break?

Two for three? How much is that? 85 bucks.

Oh, Jeez! Um...

OK!

Ralphie, I'm giving you a good deal, I'm telling you. Where am I going to move coins on Christmas Eve? I know.

You're the greatest, you know. So how's it been going? You moving any trees? Oh, not bad, not bad.

Thanks a lot. I won't forget this. Take it easy.

You want trees? I got trees - take advantage of me!

Merry Christmas, Myer. See you around.

That was Santa Claus! Hey, Ralphie. Is that a cop?

Hey, look, it's, um, Christmas Eve - why don't I just give you a tree... for cost?

I'll be right back.

Phil. Hello, Bert. This is Miss Rainey. This is Lt Malik.

He's the Bureau Internal Affairs liaison officer. Impressive title.

I didn't realise the police had so many handsome men. Thank you. Would you excuse us for one moment? Sure.

Police business.

I was real damn disappointed to hear about that prisoner foul-up, Bert. We'll get him. Yeah, I hope so.

The same thing happened to a captain in Queens about a year ago and...

Well, my boys - we caught the case eventually, but that captain's commanding a vacant lot squad now.

Thanks for telling me, Phil. Yeah.

I'm sorry, would you excuse us? Police business. Nice to meet you.

It's time for me to go and say hello to the uniforms. I hope we meet again. Me, too. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Thank you, Bert. I'll be back.

PHONE RINGS

Merry Christmas!

Detectives. La Guardia.

What did you say your name was?

Kline.

OK.

The wallet - it's here! Yes, sir.

That creep from IAD shows up and so does the wallet! OK, we'll send someone over.

The wallet's over there!

A guy who owns a Christmas tree stand just phoned in about Santa driving a radio car. My twins await!

Hold it! Call Cagney and Lacey - they're already out there.

I'll see if Doris needs anything.

How do you know it's Barbinski? I used to see him around the pool hall.

He's a little, you know... Couple of quarts low? Right.

Hey, hey, hey, beat it!

You said something about coins.

What coins? Could you just tell us where we could find Ralph?

Beats me! I just don't want to get arrested!

No-one's going to arrest you, sir. Can you help us locate Mr Barbinski?

I don't know where he lives. I used to know his number, but he's disconnected. Where does he work?

He used to be a mechanic, but... Oh, he's working now as a Santa Claus - that's why he's wearing the suit.

For a department store? No, one of them places that rents out Santas to parties.

Thank you.

We all want to help, but it doesn't take all of us to find someone cracking parking meters.

Isbecki's right. Even he could do this single-handedly. I got a flight to catch - my twins await!

I don't want to hear about twins. That's disgusting!

What's the proposal? I say we draw straws.

The loser follows up on Barbinski. The rest of us can lead a normal life. Huh?

We just have to convince Samuels.

I'll risk it.

The batteries are already in and you just hold it here and press there.

How about that, huh?

Oh! CRASH!

You OK? Yeah.

You got nothing better to do? Find Barbinski!

Can you believe this? Is that the wallet?

How much money is in it? About $200. SHE WHISTLES

That creep in Samuels' office brought it. Malik.

Know what I'm going to do? Haven't a clue. Hand this in to Samuels, right under that jerk's nose.

Hey! You're all man, Isbecki!

Hold it down a second! Go ahead.

What did they say was wrong? Placenta previa. There's no way for the baby to get out normally.

Don't worry. Harv's sister had all three of her children Caesarean.

I can be in the room with her - that'll help.

Marcus, don't worry, huh? Yeah.

I wanted to deliver that baby with my own hands.

Mary Beth, I just want Claudia and the baby to be all right.

Listen, do you want someone to come down there and be with you? No, I'm with Claudia - that's enough.

You tell her for me, stay strong and we're all thinking about you here,

and, um, let us know right away. OK. Right away.

Bad?

I like that man a lot.

This is the guy we're looking for. He's employed as a Santa Claus. Yeah. You know him? Ralph Barbinski.

You ain't telling me Ralph's in trouble? We can't talk about that.

I love Ralph. He's one of my favourite employees.

Max, you wanna break the bums up?

No way, Jose!

Hey! Hey, Max! Leave me alone!

Christmas is a filthy business!

He's good with kids - helluva nice guy. Max?

No, Ralphie. It's just... I don't know, he's, um...

He's not retarded, I don't think. We get the picture. Do you have his address?

You sure you want this guy? We're sure. I'll call Cagney and Lacey and tell them to meet us there.

Mark? Yes.

You love me, don't you? You know I love you, Claudia.

I love you more than anything. I'm sorry I messed things up.

That's crazy! It was supposed to be so nice!

God, I hope the baby's all right!

You and the baby are going to be fine. You're going to be strong and healthy and alive, hear me? Uh-huh.

I'm so glad you're with me, baby! You're going to be fine.

Wait your turn!

Thank you. Here we are - hot tea and honey.

Thank you. Thank you.

The children should play next door. So they can break something? Hush!

We have nothing to hide in this family - not a thing. Do you children love your daddy?

He's a no-good... Hush! Old fool!

It'd be better if we got back to what you were talking about before.

Papa never did like Ralph. No kidding! Thinks he's no account, but that's not true.

- Ha! I'm supporting the lot of 'em! - He couldn't help losing his job.

An engine block fell on him - hurt his back. We didn't have insurance and the job didn't pay benefits.

- Ralph can't lift things any more. - He can lift a fork! Let her finish.

Do you know where he might be now? Are you going to arrest our daddy?

He was working as a Santa Claus.

His friend offered him a share of a miniature golf course in Florida if we could get there.

He took a Santa job for ticket money.

He has been making money, but not as a Santa. This is a helluva thing!

Trixie! Seven years and she finally sees it! You have any i...?

Santa Claus!

That's not Santa Claus, stupid - that's Daddy!

Hello, Ralph. Police, Ralph.

FREEZE!

- Ralph! Don't you hurt him! - I'll call for backup.

We just want to talk to you! Go back into your room!

ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE

They're chasing Santa Claus! DADDY! DADDY!

GIRL: You'll never catch Santa Claus!

COMMOTION CONTINUES

Look, it's starting to snow! Uh-huh. Hey, Ralph!

Ralph! Give us a break, huh?

He came up the fire escape.

It's bizarre - it isn't even cold!

They're gonna shoot Santa Claus! Nobody is going to shoot anybody.

Would you put that thing away? We're the police!

It's all right. We're after an escaped felon. My daddy!

Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho!

That's not Santa Claus - that's Daddy. OK, Santa, come down before you hurt yourself.

I can't.

I can't. Oh...

I did wrong. I got nothing to say for myself and I'm ready to pay the price - even if it is Christmas.

You should've thought of that before. I'm ready to pay the price,

even if I do have a wife and kids waiting. Can you believe this guy?

Maybe we can work something out here, Bert. Bert?! Lieutenant.

It's not unusual, in special cases, to issue a desk appearance ticket,

if you think the accused will appear in court. You'd appear? You bet!

Wait a minute! We're not talking misdemeanours here -

felonies, larceny, escaping arrest, stealing a police vehicle.

I didn't steal that police car - I just used it.

Hear this? The guy's crazy. Probably can't even take care of himself.

I brought it back. It's out there now. Come on!

He's right - he showed us the car.

Come on! You ought to see what this guy's putting up with at home.

Seven years you were straight and you had to throw it away for miniature golf in Florida!

Well, a man's got to work - a man can't sponge of his in-laws.

If I was a smart attorney, I'd point out that you didn't know he wasn't going to give that money to charity.

You're not that smart. Sir. The same attorney... Don't press your luck!

Give him a DAT and let him go. Sir. What about my ticket money? What?

Trying to get that money was the whole reason I went back into crime.

I told you - this guy's crazy. Ralph, you got that money breaking into parking meters -

we can't give it back.

There goes our dream, Ralphie.

They're both crazy! I bet they need constant supervision. Lieutenant...

What? What happened to the wallet?

I shoved it off on that creep Malik, so he could bring it back to all those rats in Internal Affairs. Why?

Merry Christmas - great job.

Merry Christmas, boys! ALL: Merry Christmas!

Sorry. It's OK. Lieutenant Malik?

Yes, yes. We don't know each other, but I'm Detective Cagney. Nice to meet you. Hello.

I didn't want you to get away before I wished you merry Christmas. Well.

What was that for? I just wanted to give you something. You and all the guys at Internal Affairs. Thank you.

Merry Christmas to you, too. Detective Cagney? Cagney. Nice to meet you. Thank you. Pleasure.

Bye. Bye.

Excuse me.

You sure it wasn't HIS wallet? First bump, I got the wallet. Second bump, I put it back, except for the money.

You're off the hook - we'll square it for you. Merry Christmas, Willie.

Merry Christmas. Stay out of trouble! I gave you my word, didn't I? Yeah. Merry Christmas, Willie.

Merry Christmas.

Ticket money.

Oh, no, we can't take charity. Ralph.

You want to go on living with Mom and Papa?

I'll pay you back as soon as I can. Whenever. Just take your family, take the money - go to Florida!

And come back for the court appearance. Merry Christmas!

You won't have to do time. There's enough people rooting for you. Merry Christmas. Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, well, thanks a lot,

and...

I hope you get something nice for Christmas - all of you.

Merry Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho!

It is 10.05. Dory shouldn't be too drunk...at least for dinner -

that is, if we're free to go! What? You're free!

Thank the good Lord. We missed Handel's Messiah.

The night is young, Doris, and we have each other.

11.20 flight. I could pick up the twins at... Will you stop? You know how I feel about that.

Victor, I need to talk with you!

My mother! I'll just stay here out of the way until you're finished, and then we'll go to the airport.

Your mother?!

Oh, Victor!

Oh!

Victor! Oh, Victor!

Hi, Ma.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas - stay warm. Merry Christmas.

Hey, I know everybody wants to go home, but I've got half a jug of eggnog. It's pretty good.

Well, sir, I think we have some cups over here.

Got any nutmeg?

PHONE RINGS ANSWERPHONE: 'Detectives. Samuels.'

PETRIE: 'It's a girl!' SAMUELS: It's a girl!

Yeah! All right, Petrie! Yes!

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