Valentine's Day Mascara Casualty

Beth, right? I'm Iain. I served with Kenny.

That's not Kenny in there. Not any more.

Lily, I owe you a drink for looking after Ella all day.

I mean, you're a young woman. Would you be interested in an older man?

-It was Mum's funeral!

-Exactly.

Where did you disappear?

It was all a bit deathey, you know? So...

-Go on.

-No.

You know you're tempted.

I'm absolutely not tempted, in the slightest.

OK. Question is,

can you take the master?

Oh, best of five.

BOTH: One, two, three, go!

-1-0.

-Yes.

BOTH: One, two, three, go!

BOTH: One, two, three, go!

If he gets you chocolates, you save me some.

I will, I'm on a diet.

-Not for long.

-Ey?

When you marry Sinbad, you can let yourself go, love.

Shut up, no-one's marrying anyone and don't call him that.

You got sexy underwear on?

Look, will you get inside? He might see you.

So what?

We don't want him seeing what I'll turn out like, do we?

Cheeky mare.

You'd do well to look this good at my age.

Get yourself your own sugar daddy and stop hassling me.

I bloody wish.

Ask him if his dad's around.

You're so romantic.

Hey, romance is nothing, girl.

Empty words and alcohol, designed to get into a girl's knickers.

You've got proof of that right here.

You get him for all he's got. You lie back and you think of England.

All right. See you later, Mum.

Say bye to Mummy

Say bye-bye, Mummy.

You remember to ask him if his dad's available.

I'm not fussy!

Runs in the family.

Hello, beautiful lady.

Hi, Bobby.

Oh, you're all sweaty.

-Warm day.

-In February?

-Happy Valentine's Day.

-Awww.

I'll give you your present later.

Oh. I might give you yours, then.

Oi!

One, two, three.

Oh, come on! OK, OK, first to ten.

I can do this all day.

Doctor Knight, Doctor Hardy?

Yes, that's correct.

Apologies for the delay, we can start the reading now.

Why the suit? It's not the funeral.

Shut up.

Ah! good morning Lou-lou.

-What do you want?

-Why would I want anything?

You never say it like that.

You're too suspicious, that's your problem.

Just accept the warmth of a colleague's friendship.

I am not going out with you tonight.

Things are not and they have never been that bad.

-I never asked you, did I?!

-Well, I'm just saying.

Holby Singletons Valentine's Night Out.

Come and have a dance, because misery likes company.

I shall see you there.

I can't wait to hear this one. Ah, good morning.

Morning.

The usual?

No.

Today is the day of romance. I'm going to get the coffee for you.

Oh, get you, Mr Lover-lover.

-Skinny latte?

-I certainly am.

-Left my wallet.

-Oh, OK.

-You OK?

-Yeah. You made me jump.

If you're a skinny latte, what does that make me?

-Double espresso?

-I like it.

All other goods to be sold at auction

and given to the hospital fund...

..bits and bats...

They couldn't make it.

Ah, here! My sons.

Caleb Knight and Ethan Hardy.

"The proceeds of the estate sale to be shared equally.

"However, Ethan is to hold Caleb's share in a trust fund

"with power of attorney, until such time as he believes his brother...

"..won't spend the lot

"on gambling, drink and women".

Sorry, is...

-That's all it says?

-Yes.

Caleb!

You drove me here!

Morning, ladies. All right? Morning, you OK?

See you later.

Special announcement, ladies, Tony.

Today at 11 o'clock we'll be having an extended break,

everyone to meet in here.

Someone tell Phil and Max, please.

There will be a drink for you all and hopefully some good news.

Don't look at me.

-Your shift has finished.

-One more?

As long as staffing don't hassle me. There you go.

-What is this?

-Read it.

Make sure you finish soon, as there's no money for overtime.

Yvonne Howarth?

I knew you was a witch, but I never know you was psychic.

What you on about, dizzy mare?

He got an engagement ring.

-Yes! Get in, girl!

-Sack that.

I'm not marrying him, I was enjoying a night out and...

an easy time at work but...

I don't want to spend the rest of my life with him.

You listen to me, girl,

there's a broken washer back here £5.50 an hour is not going to pay for!

I told you to slam it.

I did! The stupid thing's older than me.

Anyway, that's not the point, the point is,

you marry Sheikh Loads-a-Money and that's you and these kids sorted.

Yeah, and you.

Yeah, but that's just a happy coincidence.

Listen, I'm thinking of you, love.

And let's face facts, you're not getting any prettier.

Oh, sod off, Mum!

LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND

No more brown bread and pudding for us, little one.

Your mummy, she's just hit the jackpot.

I've not worn heels for about five years.

It's not like riding a bike, I can tell you.

It looked more like you'd fainted to me.

No, I didn't. Don't be silly.

You shouldn't be riding a bike at your age.

I will arrange an X-ray.

Couldn't you just strap it up?

The show starts soon.

Why are you dressed as ice skaters?

You really shouldn't be ice skating at your age.

We're a magic act, we're doing a show this afternoon.

No show for you.

This could be fractured, at the very least it is a bad sprain

so you need to keep your weight off it.

Sorry for being so clumsy.

-And it should be called a lying show.

-Sorry?

Magic is lying.

Oh, sod it.

Cheryl, give her a shout, will you?

She'll be powdering her nose.

Oi, no drinking it yet!

Here you go, come and get a drink.

And I'll have two hundred king size.

-OK, so I need another favour.

-Do you now?

I need you to ring work and tell them

Tiana's swallowed a marble and I need to get off.

Don't talk soft, you're just getting the jitters.

Mum, I am not marrying Bobby!

OK? For God's sake, will you just help me out?

Change of plan.

Where are you?

Well, I'm not spending money we don't have, that's for sure.

FIRE ROARS

No cigs.

Amy?

Amy?!

Everybody outside, fire!

-A penny for them?

-Ey?

Your thoughts.

You were miles away.

Were you miles away?

I don't get you.

-Helmand.

-What?

No, I was just working out my fantasy football team.

Ah, right.

Fair enough.

Right, come on, ladies let's have you.

No time for tea, time to go to work. Mac, you're with me,

Iain, you're on the second wagon. Chop, chop.

-You got her?

-No.

Amy?!

Amy, where are you?!

Amy?!

Bobby, don't come in!

SHE SCREAMS

Right, the fire service are on their way apparently.

Two people still inside, the owner and one of the workers.

What I need you to do is rig a trolley...

Iain? Iain!

Iain!

Come on, Caleb.

Nothing to talk about.

I understand if you're annoyed.

Understatement.

But don't take it out on me.

I didn't write her will.

-Really?

-Don't be ridiculous.

Always banging on to her about me being the irresponsible one.

You may not have written her will but you were the little birdie in her ear, giving it all that.

She didn't need anyone telling her that you were irresponsible.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Come on, you can't actually think that...

-Cal. Morning.

-Good morning.

Morning.

So they want your suggestions?

-Yeah, they also used the words 'possibilities' and 'hypotheticals'.

-Hmmm.

Whatever I suggest, they'll take to the board and then it'll become...

What's the opposite of hypothetical?

-Thetical?

-Yeah, why not?

It'll become thetical.

So who's for the chop?

Well it has to be Caleb.

He's the locum, isn't he?

Can we do with one less registrar?

No, we can't but it wasn't a polite request.

No.

If that fire doesn't kill him, I will.

No, no hang on, Jeffrey, I can hear the sirens.

Yeah, well we've got no time for that, Mac.

-OK, Mac. All right I got you.

-Amy!

I got you let's get him to the ambulance,

-let's get him to the ambulance.

-Amy!

Let's get you sat down here. We're here now.

That's it that's all right.

Hey!

I'm fine.

Amy...

SHE COUGHS

SIRENS IN BACKGROUND

Help!

Help!

I'm going to wait here, see if they find the girl but don't disappear

when we get back to the ED though, OK? We're having words.

-Why?

-Not now.

The girl, she's over here.

Two inbound from a fire, one female, query fractured ankle

one male burns, ETA two minutes.

-BOTH: I'll take the burns.

-I'll take it.

-Why?

-I'm older.

-Not wiser.

-Well, I think you should both wrestle for it...

in your undies.

BOTH: One, two, three, go!

Show the way please, dear Robyn.

Oh, and I'm strictly commando, by the way.

Oh, You are a bad man.

Hello, who've we got?

-Right here.

-And me.

-The best of the best.

Right, this is Mr Joshi, he's 40-years-old he's got

partial thickness burns to his hands and back. Sats 98, pulse 88,

Resps 24, BP 150/90...

Doctor Hardy!

Right, this is Amy Webster, 23 years old.

She fell about 15 feet on some pallets, she has been KO'd.

GCS has been 15 throughout, query fractured left ankle.

BP is 140 systolic and we've given her a gram of IV paracetamol so far.

Great straight through to left, please.

-Hi, Amy, I'm Robyn.

-Is Bobby all right?

Well, we'll get you settled and I'll go and find out, all right?

It must be very exciting working here.

Strange what you get used to, mate.

You must stay off it for the next few days.

There's a lot of ligament damage

and the swelling needs to go down before you put any weight on it.

Are you on any medication?

Not a thing. Fit as a fiddle, me.

Right. Will your husband be taking you home?

He's not my husband.

He's the most eligible bachelor in my ballroom dancing class.

He only joined us a few weeks ago,

there was nearly a bloody stampede.

Do you have an ice pack at home?

He makes me as nervous as a school girl.

I never thought I could feel like that again.

Yes, I do have an ice pack.

How do ladies get the men?

However they can.

But mainly dancing.

If he can still dance,

then he can probably still dance, if you catch my drift.

Keep your leg elevated whenever possible.

Oi! This way.

Sorry, senior moment.

We are allowed.

Right, Iain. Let's have that word.

-You can't do that.

-What?

You know what, go all gung-ho.

There were people in there. Simple as.

But you go charging off like that you risk getting injured.

Then you're no good to anyone. You know this. I shouldn't have to tell you this, we're a team,

-we have to follow procedure.

-But I'm not going to stand there and wait for extraction while they fried.

Look, that man's alive because of me.

Yeah, but it could have been different, couldn't it?

-Well, I'd do the same again.

-You're not helping yourself here, mate.

-We're not here to help ourselves.

-OK, have it your way, you're on cleaning duty.

I want this wagon spotless by the time we finish the shift.

Iain?

-Oh, it's fine.

-Yeah, but your hand's not.

Nose and mouth clear of soot...

..sats OK.

Sorry, sorry but the sooner we get this done, the sooner it will stop hurting.

You're doing well, Mr Joshi, OK?

Call me Bobby. It hurts like hell.

I know what you mean...

I did that making cheese on toast last week,

I moaned about it for days.

You're a lion of a man.

How long were you in the room, Bobby?

Not long.

-I couldn't see a thing... Argh!

-Oh, sorry.

We'll organise a chest X-ray to be on the safe side.

In the meantime, can we get this man another 5 of morphine?

-And I'll get some blood gasses.

-I need to see Amy.

She's next door in... relatively, safe hands.

-Where's my jacket?

-Your jacket?

-Yeah.

-Here, I'll take that.

-Inside pocket.

Wow.

Wow, Bobby. I know we've only just met but you've just made me

the happiest girl in Holby.

Can I see her?

He just ran straight back in?

You wouldn't think he was the type, he's quite mousy, really.

That's the most romantic thing I think I have ever heard.

You sure he's all right?

I can double check but I'm sure he'll be fine.

I think this is most likely going to need surgery. So we'll arrange an

X-ray, please, nurse and I'll have orthopaedic surgeons take a look.

Can I help you?

I am cupid.

And my brave knight would like to have a word or two...

four, with your lovely patient.

-Sorry, no absolutely not, I haven't finished my assessment yet.

-Excellent. Charlie!

-Yeah.

Look at you, you crazy man.

Guys, quickly! In resus two!

There's romance taking place.

You not intrigued?

Romance doesn't really get me excited.

-Why's that then?

-Well, if you feel you're missing out...

No, I'm not missing out at all.

Not exactly how I thought this would go.

-Bobby...

-How's your ankle?

It's killing me, maybe we should...

I know we haven't been seeing each other that long...

..and I know I'm not like your other boyfriends...

but I'd take care of you.

And Tiana and Bailie.

I'd take care of you really well.

Bobby, don't...

Oh, my...

Cor, you could choke a dog with that.

Is that a yes?

Yeah, course.

APPLAUSE

Very good, can we clear the room now, please?

Spoilsport.

Thank you.

Get lost, it's me thanking you.

We'll get him patched up and get you guys back together in a jiffy, OK?

I can take those thank you.

Always nice to be reminded of what we're missing out on, ey?

I take it we'll see you at the singletons party?

I'm the high commander of the singletons, it's my sworn duty.

-Haven't you got a home to go to?

-I just dismissed my last patient.

Will there be dancing tonight at the party?

Erm... Yeah, I imagine.

-Can I ask you a question?

-Of course.

-It's personal though.

-OK.

It's just you and me. I'll keep it to myself.

I want to know what people do

when they can't stop thinking about something?

Right.

Can you? Whatever it is?

Well, they say talking is the best thing.

Talking. So that's what you do is it?

Well, I work

and I keep my head down until it stops.

What about when you're not working? When you're on your own?

I put the radio on.

I like request shows, "Can you play "You Got the Love" for my girlfriend

"Tina? she means the world to me and I've forgotten her birthday..."

I suppose it keeps you thinking about someone else not yourself?

Not people you know either.

There you go you're done.

-If you want to talk to someone...

-Yeah, thanks.

X-ray are ready for her.

Great. And can you double check X-ray are ready?

I've just been and sorted that.

Yes, please.

That should be better.

It is.

The chest X-ray and gasses are clear so, let's move him to cubicles.

Right, I'll see if there's any room at the inn.

-I have to say, that is one cracking looking fiance?

-Thanks.

Sorry to interrupt, but do you have a moment please, Doctor?

-Certainly, Ethan.

-It can wait if you're busy with your patient.

No, I said yes.

I wish I could help you, mate, but I'm on till late.

We'd better let them know...

I'm so sorry Douglas...

Excuse me?

Where is the show?

Just around the corner the nursing home. Mr Wife's there.

Oh, I thought...

No, no, no, I'm married.

Yvonne is a friend.

-It's totally disrespectful.

-Why you freaking out?

You're not the one who's just had their little brother put in

-a position where he can Lord it over you.

-I will not Lord it over you, but you'll certainly try

and make my life a misery until you get your share.

So save yourself the hassle.

Cal, I take our mother's request seriously.

I take our mother's request seriously.

-You're supposed to be a doctor.

-You're supposed to be a doctor.

-Stop it.

-Mummy's boy.

-Really? After what we heard this morning?

-Will it be cheque or cash?

You wish.

Calm down, why you getting so stressed?

Excuse me, may I point out that you do actually have an audience.

May I also suggest in these trying times that our beloved trust will be

looking for every excuse to thin the herd.

-Do you see what I am getting at?

-Yes.

No, what.

More cuts, little brother. No more locums.

Well, that would be a shame.

Don't think you're safe just because you're resident.

You think your patient ratings will be high?

I'm on a funded scheme, I'm perfectly safe thank you.

-And by the way, patients want treating, not entertaining.

-They want treating by human beings.

That girl in there has just been guilt-tripped into getting married.

She wants someone to talk to, a friendly voice.

Not a robot.

-I'm not a robot!

-Excuse us.

Just where to put your hands and which way to move around.

I've seen videos of it.

Well, OK.

Douglas is a wonderful dancer, I'm sure he won't mind.

Excellent...

But...

But what?

If I could find a replacement, I wouldn't be letting him down

and perhaps that would work in my favour, so...

You need to finish that sentence.

One good turn deserves another.

It's a... a very nice ring.

Yeah.

If, you know...

that's what you want.

Oh, my giddy aunt, will you look at you?

-They might have to pin it.

-Pin a diamond?

My leg.

Oh, that'll heal.

This however, that'll will sparkle for ever.

Unless we get skint and have to cash it in.

I'm joking you, sweetheart, I'm keeping your spirits up.

-Sorry, relatives aren't really allowed in here.

-Oh.

Are you going to manhandle me, Doctor?

No.

-So this goes into here...

-So where is it really?

I have it, it never goes in the envelope.

I told you it was all lies.

Of course it's a lie, if magic really existed,

you'd have been disappeared years ago...

Douglas...

Sorry, sorry, yes.

You just hold up the envelope I'll point with the wand...

Erm, the home called, it's now or never. The natives are getting restless.

-Thank you, Noel.

-I hope your wife enjoys it.

'Put in a good word.'

I'm impartial.

There's a big drink in it for you.

Now you're talking.

All right. Look, Charlie, I'll level.

I was banking on getting this house money to pay off a load of creditors.

I've let these loans...

stagnate, shall we say? And they've all come on top.

I can't lose this job now.

Ding-ding, round three.

What?

There's soot in the sputum.

OK, leave him here guys.

Charlie, can you give him 5 of nebulised salbutamol

and I'll repeat blood gasses.

His X-ray was clear.

His breathing was fine 10 minutes ago.

Bobby, Bobby? I'm going to need you to wake up, mate.

Everything OK?

Yes.

It's just this...

I realise I may have neglected to mention that, erm...

that my wife was in the nursing home.

Oh, don't, it's fine, you don't have to tell anyone if you don't want.

Right...

It's erm...

it's complicated in there.

-Which hand for the feather?

-Left!

My wife and I... it's been complicated for some time.

-I should stay here...

-Really?

It's cold out, I'll wait for you here, good luck Lily.

-Left hand.

-If you're sure?

I am.

I'll come back when it finishes.

I couldn't live like that...

How long do you think you'll be off work now? Two months?

-Three? Do you get sick pay with a zero hours contract?

-No.

Do you get a pension? You got savings?

What do you reckon your kids are going to do for a living?

Hoping Baillie gets signed to Arsenal so he can look after you?

I was maybe hoping I might meet someone I fancied.

You'd better bag that doctor then cos he's the only fit man

earning decent coin that you're going to meet.

-Love does not pay the rent.

-Neither do you.

OK, we got Smoke inhalation, sats were 98% on arrival and GCS 14...

-Sats now 95.

-Thanks Charlie.

Hello I am Zoe I am one of the consultants

I just want to listen to your chest.

I can already hear the upper airway oedema.

-He was breathing fine.

-Can you sit forward for me?

What's wrong?

It seems that in the fire you may have breathed in some smoke

which has burnt your airway...

OK lie back down for me.

Let's keep a very close eye on him

and start him on an adrenaline nebuliser please.

If he develops any stridor we'll have to intubate.

Was he in a lot of pain from his other burns?

He was laughing and joking 30 minutes ago. I should've seen...

There was nothing to see. You did well to spot it.

Let's just hope we caught it in time.

Hi. Sorry...I got your number from Kenny I tried texting.

Did you not get it?

Yes, you were always good at magic.

The golf club dinners, they always made you do the scarves.

The other wives, all starry eyed.

I remember thinking, I get to go home with him.

-They are ready.

-Shall we go home soon?

After the show...

come on.

Here you go... Yvonne?

What?

Were you asleep?

No, I'm not tired, thank you for the drink.

I want him back home, I really do,

and if the doctors say he's ready then I'm all for it.

But... we just sit there...

after the "how are you?"'s And the "nice journey over?".

He just looks a bit embarrassed and goes quiet.

We did a session together with a psychiatrist

and Kenny didn't shut up, he told me everything that happened...

So why do you need me to tell you then?

Cos he wasn't actually telling me,

he was doing what he has got to do to get out of there.

There was no twinkle in his eye, no change in his voice,

it was just like talking to a robot.

Honestly I don't think there's anything to worry about.

Listen, I've got to get on ..Sorry.

Nothing to worry about?

I know we don't know each other very well, Iain but...Look at you.

What?

You haven't had to spend six months in a rehabilitation centre but

the tiniest mention of Afghanistan and you're sweating like a pig.

There's nothing to say.

That's what he says! But there clearly is.

He changed...

and I get that what happened would do that,

but I don't understand Iain...

I don't know what he needs now, I don't know what

I can do to help him move forward and you went through it too...

I just hoped you could help?

Beth right listen to me I am really sorry but there's nothing to say.

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.

Now, when I was at school I played a bit of a trick on my teacher.

I said to him I've got these three lengths of ropes.

One short one, one medium size one, and one long one.

And I said to him I bet you I can get all these ropes to be the same length.

He said I bet you can't.

Right here you go then I put this one there,

this one just there and this one just there now all

I have to do is just blow and these ropes will all be the same length.

Sorry, sorry as I was saying!

All I have to do is just blow

and these three ropes will all be the same length watch.

Thank you thank you very much.

Yeah, well break times are 15 minute aren't they,

unfortunately not 15 hours.

True.

Iain? IAIN!

You took me a bit literally sun bean,

this is cleaner than hiss dinner plate.

Ha ha.

Right shifts over so I thought we might go to this?

Don't suppose us sad sacks have got anything to do have we?

Yes sounds good. Listen sorry about earlier.

It's all right don't worry about it.

Is that um is that perfume?

Have you've had a woman in here.

That was for Danielle and all the girls at St

Mary's high, she hopes you all got loads of Valentine's cards...

What's happened to him?

He's...he's most likely inhaled some hot smoke, which has

damaged his wind pipe.

But he was in here talking to me just a bit ago?

These burns they can take time to present, effectively,

they're still ongoing...

-Now in English.

-At the moment, we have no idea how bad it could get.

Is he in danger?

I couldn't say for sure.

It's a good job you got that before then.

-What?

-I'm just saying.

I don't want to hear what you're saying, Mum.

Bobby's a better man than any of them you've brought back.

He could probably eat one of them.

Get out. Get out!

How's his general health?

Pretty dodgy PMH, overweight, hypertensive,

investigated for query angina last year, borderline type 2 diabetes.

My brother... he is the doctor next door...

he thinks you were, well he used the word guilt-tripped.

Your brother's good...

could he die?

I wish I could tell you more we'll have to wait and see I am sorry.

He's not very healthy.

He eats what he wants, it's like comfort eating, you know?

He can demolish a whole packet of biscuits without even realising...

he gets out of breath running a bath.

I like him a lot

but this ain't right.

What should I do?

I'm not the right person to ask about these like this.

But there's no-one else here...

Everything OK, Elaine?

I'll see you next week?

Elaine?

Thank you Lily, you were wonderful.

They liked it.

They were very appreciative, yes.

So sometimes lying is good.

Why didn't you tell Yvonne you had a wife?

Because...

I'm not sure I have..

-Dr Hanna?

-Yes?

The gentleman's fiance would like to speak to him.

He's not up to talking, Ethan.

That's OK, she just wants to talk to him.

OK.

There's nothing to freak out about but Yvonne she is back in cubicles.

Hey, double espresso... its skinny latte.

Bobby I started the fire it was an accident though!...

I knew you were going to propose and I tried to set the sprinklers off.

-It really was an accident.

-OK.

So I get you all burnt up and you give me a massive diamond?

It's not fair.

It's so not fair, I couldn't live with myself Bobby because...

for all me thinking, arrogantly thinking, that I could do better...

turns out you're too good for me.

You are the best man I've ever known Bobby...

you walked into a burning building for me,

how is any other bloke meant to compete with that eh?

What a cow. I am so sorry.

Please get better.

Bobby, I don't deserve it.

OK we need to help him now.

What's the prognosis?

He went off and his gasses were grim, ICU wanted him intubated.

-I take it back, you're not a robot.

-I know.

What did you say to her?

I told her about mum's will.

About being given a responsibility you don't want...

Get lost. You love having power over me.

No, Cal, what I don't love is, even in her will,

she put you first and I'm left to look after you.

Did you not stop and think for one second how upsetting it is to

hear mum rattle on about your potential and how you can

be the man you are supposed to be and not one word about me!

Oh Ethan, can you wipe Cal's backside for him.

Who looks out for me Caleb?

You told me you weren't on medication!

I'm not, it was a one-off.

Yvonne took a beta blocker...

-From Mrs Svensson, she has got loads.

-Why?

She rightly thought that beta blockers helped with anxiety

but Mrs Svensson takes them for her heart.

High dosage.

Very, 50 milligrams of Atenolol, she's still bradycardic

-and hypotensive.

-So you didn't fall?

-It made me woozy.

-Why on earth did you take them?

Even I know the answer to that.

We'll leave you to it for a while.

Can you talk or are you still drugged up?

I can always find the energy to talk to a charming young man.

I'll see if I can find one for you...

in the meantime though, we owe each other a proper explanation...

OK, yes. Yes, thanks again. bye-bye.

-Put me down.

-Sorry?

That form you got to fill in, put me down.

If you see Charlie, tell him he's in trouble.

Look, my brother's a better doctor than I'll ever be.

I'm not arguing with you, am I?

-So, you want me to suggest you for our staff budget cuts?

-Yeah.

OK. Pass me the form it's just in the bin then.

I tell you what, I don't want to mess with your filing system,

you seem to have put a lot of time and effort into it...

That's very considerate of you.

-I'll just, er...

-Funny thing.

-What is?

-I had your brother in here five minutes ago,

saying the exact opposite - how you were going to be a better

doctor than anyone else, how we should support you.

-Have fun, Lily.

-I'm nervous.

Couple of pints of Dutch courage should help.

What do you mean?

A couple of cheeky drinks, love.

What? No

-One, two, three, go!

-One, two, three, go!

Doctor Ashford. Would you like to dance?

Come on then.

Yeah! go on, Ash! Well done, son.

Right, I'm getting the drinks in. Who's having what?

-Same again, please.

-Yeah, I'll have half.

Half, well I will have his other half.

-Hey I am being sensible.

-No, you are being a little girl.

Iai?

Iai?

-Not here.

-What?

-I'm off to see a lass.

-What about sad sacks night?

Yeah, solidarity of single blokes and all that.

-Sorry, boys I will be thinking about you all night.

-Oi!

Where is he going?

Say it louder.

I am not used to drinking.

Then you are going to regret it in the morning.

What are you doing?

That's not really appropriate, Lily.

-There must be something good on the telly tonight?

-Yeah.

-Something you said?

-No... just too much to drink.

Well isn't she the lucky one because I'm still sober.

-Now that's what I call a hint.

-OK, I'll get them.

Happy Valentine's day.

Yeah, thanks for the card, yeah, thanks for yours.

Thank you.