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Yeah. that's right. A pheasant.

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Good, so it's en route.

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Thank you very much. Bye bye.

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What the...?

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Is everything OK?

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Yeah. Why shouldn't it be?

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I don't know but your OCD seems to have been flaring up.

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-Is there anything I can do?

-Like what?

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I don't know. There must be something.

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What's that?

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Folic acid. Better be going.

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I think I'm going to walk in.

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-Really?

-Mmm. Clear my head.

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Your head? Why?

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Got this difficult patient coming in.

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-Why didn't you say?

-Didn't want to spoil the weekend.

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You should have told me.

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Maybe that's why you've had a flare up.

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A problem shared and all that.

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I'll see you there.

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Yeah.

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What on Earth do you think you're doing? this is private property.

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It is one thing climbing over the fence to get your ball, but...

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Do you want me to tell your mother and father about this?

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Right, you have five seconds. One, two, three...

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These are my shoes.

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Which you gave me two Christmases ago!

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What are you doing here? Where's Julia?

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# I'm leaving on a jet plane

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# I do not know when I will be back again. #

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A friend of mine from church has invited me to Portugal.

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No way! Rob's taking me to Spain.

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I'm sure the weather will be just as good. When are you going?

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-Next week.

-Me too.

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It is the only time my friend can get the villa from her daughter.

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That's the only time Rob can get off from work.

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-INTERCOM:

-Mrs Tembe, is Jimmi in yet?

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Unfortunately not, Mr Bellamy.

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Let me know as soon as he arrives.

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Of course.

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So what are we going to do?

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-I don't know.

-'I can still hear you.'

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My camp is leaking water.

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-The one on the ring road?

-I haven't got another one.

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So you decided to come and put up a tent in Julia's garden?

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She said I could come any time.

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Oh, I doubt that.

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Not everybody's like you.

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-What's that supposed to mean?

-Not prepared to help.

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-You don't know how wrong you are.

-So...

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You and Julia?

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Why don't you drink your tea, pack up your little home

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-and be on your way?

-Back to my leaking camp?

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-It's not my problem.

-No? I thought you were a doctor.

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-I am.

-And you're saying it's OK to sleep out in the rain?

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It's your decision. Now if you don't mind I have someone coming for lunch.

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Someone you're trying to impress.

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I beg your pardon.

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Game.

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-Indeed.

-What kind?

-Pheasant.

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What time are your guests coming?

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Guest. One o'clock.

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(LAUGHS) You're cutting it a bit fine.

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I am not. The bird is fully prepared.

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DOORBELL

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And here it is now.

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Is that it?

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Well, that's not what I ordered.

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Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to speak to (INAUDIBLE)

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Yes. Well... Don't expect me to use you again.

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I thought you ordered it prepared.

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So did I.

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Well, it's not.

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-Ah, you're an expert.

-That's right. And you need my help.

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Sorry?

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Unless you know what you're doing on your own.

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I'll wash my hands.

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Or are you too high and mighty to let a homeless man help you?

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Of course not. Absolutely not.

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But not just your hands.

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All of you.

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If Rob cancels now we lose all our money.

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My friend can only get the villa next week.

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But it's her daughter. Surely there's some flexibility?

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Sergeant Hollins should not have booked without consulting you first.

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No, he shouldn't, but he did.

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Your friend, can't she arrange for you to go another time?

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I do not know.

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Since you have booked your holiday, I am yet to book my flight...

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you must go.

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-Oh, Winnie! Can I call you Winnie?

-Certainly not.

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You're a star. I'm going to ask Howard.

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-Dr Clay, you are here.

-Looks like it.

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-Here he is. Good weekend?

-Not really.

-Why?

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Ah...

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You know...

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-Mr Bellamy, sorry to interrupt you.

-'You're not.'

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-But I thought Mrs Hollins was there?

-'No.'

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No matter. Dr Clay is here.

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-'Thank you. Can you ask him to come and see me?'

-Of course.

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We are not seeing patients just yet.

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-KAREN:

-'Switch the intercom off.

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'It's a shame we can't take your uniform. You Interpol, me Mata Hari.

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'Yeah, go ahead and book it. Soon as you can.

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'I've talked Mrs Tembe round but I've still got to get the leave signed off.'

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We could see who gets most patients done

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and the loser buys drinks at lunchtime.

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-No, thanks.

-Go on.

-I said no.

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-Well, I must say you look almost respectable.

-Respectable?

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-That's right.

-You do know there's going to be blood.

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Please, take a seat.

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If anyone wants me, I'll be in with Howard.

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-I thought you saw him earlier.

-Something came up. I'll go now.

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-Now is not a good time.

-Excuse me?

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Nurse Clay is also indisposed.

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Mr Price. The Health Care Assistant will see you now.

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I'll be two ticks, Mr Price. Try alternating. Back in a mo.

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Mrs Hollins.

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What can I do for you?

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Well, the thing is, it's brilliant. it's one of those last minute, spur of the moment things...

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Hello?

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MRS TEMBE: 'Sorry to interrupt. Dr Clay is in his office.'

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Yes?

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'You said you wanted to see him.

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'I have just sent a patient through.'

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-Right.

-'And do you have Health Care Assistant Mrs Hollins with you?'

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Yes.

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-'She is needed in reception.'

-I'll send her through.

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-It's not the best time. I need to go out anyway.

-But...

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Come back and see me later.

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Mr Price?

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You're trying to stop Howard giving me leave?

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You lied about booking the holiday.

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You listened to my private conversation?

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I did not intend to but it came through on the intercom.

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The same intercom you just used to interrupt Howard!

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-I am not the one to blame here.

-Really?

-Ladies, please.

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-Trust me, she is no lady.

-Likewise.

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-Mr Bellamy, I would like to ask...

-Howard, before...

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Grab me when you can. I'll be in and out all day.

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-Mrs Tembe, remind Dr Clay I still need to see him.

-Of course.

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Mr Price, the Health Care Assistant will see you now.

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Well, I have to say, extremely impressive.

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Beats road kill.

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Road kill?

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Ever eaten fox? Badger? Squirrel?

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You're not a poacher, are you?

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-Never a poacher nor a beater be.

-Indeed.

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Calvados!

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Oh, you could make a sous chef. Muchas gracias.

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Right. Go easy with the Calvados.

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Ah. Oven.

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-Right.

-Ah...

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How about...

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..an aperitif?

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-I beg your pardon?

-A drink before the meal.

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I know what an aperitif is.

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So where's the cabinet?

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But you won't be eating with us.

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So it's up to you. It doesn't have to be a problem.

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What's going on?

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How much dirt and pus and filth can one person take in one day?

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-Been that bad?

-Since I got in.

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Jim, is there a problem?

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-I don't know, is there?

-If you don't tell me, then I can't...

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You can't help? That's exactly what Cherry said.

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You two haven't been talking, have you?

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Anything you want to get off your chest?

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INTERCOM BUZZER

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-Yeah?

-'Dr Clay, Mr Bellamy says he will see you later.

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'Shall I send in your next patient?'

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Yeah. I'm ready.

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Jocasta. Please come through.

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Thank you so much. What a lovely place.

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Thank you. How is Arthur?

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Hoping to see you again soon.

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-And I him. Aperitif?

-Lovely.

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A crisp Fino. Bone-dry.

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To the Symphonia.

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I've had my eye on you since your days as a surgeon.

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-Alas, I was always very busy.

-And now you're not?

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A keener sense of priority.

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And not just for access to the best tickets in Letherbridge?

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-How on Earth do you get them?

-At a price.

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A price I would be more than willing to pay knowing that the premium is going to a very worthy cause.

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But that's not the only reason you want to get involved with the charity?

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Of course not.

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Because there's far more to it than giving money,

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-coming to the charity gala.

-Absolutely.

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Any idea who you would bring with you

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if the committee were to approve you?

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I'm sure there would be no shortage of companions

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jumping at the chance of hearing the finest soprano of her generation...

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and wanting to give their services to charitable causes,

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as I intend to do.

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But would you be prepared to make sacrifices?

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Of course. Excuse me.

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If my calculations are correct...

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Ah-ha. Yes. Cooked to perfection.

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It's just that you have to convince the committee you have

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-good works in your heart.

-I do.

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Giving a child a new start, sheltering a battered mother,

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homing the homeless.

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Which is exactly what I intend to do.

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Which is why I have one in my garden.

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-Checking out the talent?

-Hmm?

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Taken. Don't let that stop you.

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Shall we order some food?

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Seriously?

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That's what we're here for, isn't it?

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-Cosy drink for mates?

-Yeah. Sounds good to me.

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I know.

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Hmm?

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I know about and you Cherry.

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Knock knock.

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Do you think he's in?

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Oh, I should think so.

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This is Jocasta Rathbone.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Likewise.

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Poor man.

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How long has he been here?

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You know. He comes and goes. Mi casa...

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It's Julia's "casa".

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That's right. I'm house-sitting for our erstwhile practice manager,

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who is also very keen to help those less fortunate.

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(SLOWLY) And when did you last eat?

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Let's go somewhere else.

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-Somewhere you can shout at me, punch me, spit at me.

-Spit?

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Something.

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Maybe I don't want to.

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You must do.

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What if I did?

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I wouldn't blame you.

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Like I'm not supposed to blame you, you mean?

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Of course you are.

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I hate myself, Jim. God knows what you must think.

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So what happened?

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Just couldn't help yourself?

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I don't know. The depression.

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I must've fallen back on old patterns of behaviour.

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Sleeping with your best mate's wife?

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How self-destructive can you get?

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I don't know.

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But I think I'm going to find out.

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Is it rather rich for a stomach unaccustomed?

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It's overdone!

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So how did all this happen?

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The pheasant?

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Becoming homeless.

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I'm not homeless. I live on the ring road.

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-But that's not a home.

-It is.

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It's got a leaky roof, that's all.

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Poor man.

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I don't want anybody feeling sorry for me.

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That goes without saying, but there must be something

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-we could do to help?

-You could fix my camp.

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We could re-house you?

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No, I don't want to be re-housed.

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There must be something we can do.

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Apart from my camp fixing...

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A bit of lunch, bit of company.

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Come to the charity gala.

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Tosca with Patricia Emerson.

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-In Letherbridge?

-I know.

-When?

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Tuesday fortnight. If I can get tickets.

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I'm not actually sure, Heston.

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But I was under the impression...

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If you'll excuse me.

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You were right.

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Bit rich.

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It wasn't about you. It could've been anyone.

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Like the prostitute Zara's father caught you with?

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Sex has always been a way for me to escape my problems.

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You don't understand it'll bring more?

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Can't you just hit me and get it over with?

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That'd make you feel better, not me.

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So what are you going to do?

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Whatever you do, do it to me. It's my fault. Not hers.

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I'm sorry.

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-Delicious.

-So it's fine to have a charity gala,

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you just don't want any of the people you're trying to help there.

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They're different worlds.

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He's a very erudite man.

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Heston, he lives on the ring road.

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He's fallen on hard times.

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He's opted out of society.

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Society has excluded him.

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You were kind enough to offer me tickets. At least I thought you were.

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I want to bring him with me to the gala. He won't upset anyone.

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I'm sure he won't. But it's not the best way to help him.

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You of all people should know it's best left to the professionals.

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It's better for us to give them the money to do it.

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Well, I think we can do a bit more.

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You'll start a cycle where he relies on you.

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What's wrong with that?

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-He'll turn up at your doorstep.

-I think you underestimate him.

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And the problems will be endless.

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I wouldn't want you to be taken advantage of.

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He is a very resourceful and... Look, why don't we ask him?

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Dr Clay, do not forget you are due at the police station this afternoon.

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I was going to catch up on some paperwork before I went.

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And Nurse Clay has gone home early. She's not feeling well.

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Really? Did she say what was wrong?

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She said she was feeling sick.

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Cherry? Yeah, she looked really queasy this morning.

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-(This doesn't mean what I think it does?)

-No.

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-Ooh. What's that?

-Something for my holiday!

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Karen, that is lovely! Oh...

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Great.

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Would you just mind signing that for me, Howard?

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-Does it come with shorter legs?

-I'm not short.

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It was in the sale. Thank you.

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I'll, uh... OK.

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I'll just give the old man the good news.

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Hello?

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He's gone. His things are...

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Perhaps it's for the best.

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-For who?

-There are other ways to help.

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As long as it doesn't impinge on our way of life?

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I don't know why you're being so judgemental?

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-Me?

-You didn't even know his name.

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You didn't even introduce us properly.

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You called him "hello" through the tent.

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The tickets are yours if you'd like them.

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As you say, there'll be no shortage of companions.

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No, thank you. Lovely to see you again.

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I think you're making a mistake.

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I thought you might like this.

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You are an angel!

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Did you get a chance to speak to Dr Clay?

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I can't for the life of me remember what I wanted to see him about.

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Isn't that always the way? Could you sign this please?

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Stationery?

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Yes.

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And the other one.

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Thank you.

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Enjoy.

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Cherry? What are you doing?

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Cleaning.

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Mrs Tembe said you were ill.

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-I said that I felt sick and had to go home.

-To clean?

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I didn't know what else to do.

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-So you thought you'd take the easy option?

-What?

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Bit of cleaning and Jimmi'll be OK?

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What do you want me to do?

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Talk to me. Tell me if there's something wrong.

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That's what Eva would've done.

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Eva?

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She wouldn't have just tried to tidy it all away.

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You've just made it worse.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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-Who's that?

-It's me, Heston.

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Who?

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Dr Carter. You stayed in my garden.

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Oh, is that what your name is?

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I've cleared it up.

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I get stressed. My OCD comes on.

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I get more stressed.

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-And take it out on me?

-I don't mean to. It's not your fault.

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It's this...

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patient at work. I should've had a go at him.

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Not you.

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There must be something I can do.

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Lunch was too rich.

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If you're not feeling well, you shouldn't sleep outside.

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Haven't got that much choice, have I?

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-The council will provide something, surely.

-They will.

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But soon as I'm gone, they'll tear this place down.

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-Would that be a bad thing?

-An Englishman's home!

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What are you going to do?

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I don't know.

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Just until you're better, to ensure consistent medical attention...

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-Yes?

-Why don't you come and stay with me.

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In Julia's garden?

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There'd have to be ground rules and as you say,

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it's her home and not mine.

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I'm sure if she were around, she'd be happy for you to stay inside.

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I don't think she would.

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I know her better than you do.

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Or you're just offering because it's her house and not yours.

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Are you going to come and stay or not?

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No! Set meal times? Waiting for the bathroom?

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What do you expect? It's not a hotel.

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I don't know. I've got used to living on my own.

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-So have I.

-So why do you want me to come and stay?

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-Because I'm a doctor and this is bad for you.

-But this is my home.

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-Not fit for human habitation.

-Of course it is.

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And the leaks?

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-So? What do you think?

-Oh, very nice!

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I hope you've kept the receipt.

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I've just found these holiday forms.

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-Two?

-I have no idea when I signed yours

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and I appear to have signed one for you as well.

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I seem to have given you both leave for next week.

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What do you suggest we do?

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-I've already got something booked.

-Yeah, and so have I.

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-We could pull straws?

-I do not gamble.

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Neither do I!

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The Tembes of Gaborone DO NOT back down.

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I'm from the Black Country, Bab, so bring it on!

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Howard, a word in your office?

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-How's that?

-We won't know 'til we get rain.

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-Can you see daylight?

-No.

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-Could you before?

-Yes.

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Then maybe we should assume it's fixed?

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You can assume all you like 'til it rains.

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-But it's better than it was.

-Good.

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-May I get down now?

-Permission granted.

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-What're we going to do with the tent in Julia's garden?

-That old thing?

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You can have it. To say thank you.

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It's dirty.

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I don't mind if you don't?

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-What about the opera?

-I'm not going.

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-You turned the tickets down?

-I did.

-Shame!

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I was looking forward to that!

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HE GROANS

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Valerie Pitman?

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Why not?

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-Well, she's not available.

-I haven't heard of her getting anything else.

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-I always thought she was a bit...

-A bit what?

-Strange.

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-Call her.

-If you think I must?

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Well, unless you want a mutiny on your hands...

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PHONE RINGS

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, it's Howard!

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Geoffrey, it's Howard.

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I'll just shut the door for a bit of privacy while I talk to him.

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Howard! How lovely to hear from you.

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-Valerie, how are you?

-'Oh, good. Yeah. Very well.'

0:24:140:24:19

'Very well indeed. Couldn't be better.'

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-Busy?

-'Frantic... Rushed off my feet.'

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I've got so many things going on. So many.

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-'Right.'

-And how about you? Sorry, how rude of me.

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'No, not at all. It's why I'm calling, actually.'

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-I'm practice manager at the Mill Health Centre now.

-'Oh, Howard...'

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Thank you. It's just we need a receptionist from next week.

0:24:410:24:44

We already have Doctor Reid here as a locum.

0:24:440:24:46

-'Emma? How wonderful...that is good news?'

-But if you're too busy...?

0:24:460:24:52

-For what?

-'For the post as temporary receptionist?'

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I see.

0:24:570:24:59

Valerie?

0:25:020:25:04

-'Valerie?'

-I'll have to think about it.

0:25:050:25:08

Do you want me to email the details over?

0:25:080:25:10

-Hello?

-'Sorry, I was thinking. Yes.'

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Please do email them.

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I'll call you back and let you know.

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-OK, I'll do that right now.

-'Bye bye.'

-Bye bye.

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She'll do it.

0:25:270:25:31

Oh, Geoffrey! Geoffrey!

0:25:340:25:36

Wonderful, wonderful news.

0:25:360:25:40

Of course, it does mean Mummy won't be here as much.

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Where are you?

0:25:440:25:45

Geoffrey? Here, kitty? Here, kitty, kitty?

0:25:450:25:50

Oh! Bad Geoffrey!

0:25:500:25:52

-She's not THAT strange.

-Really?

-Go on,

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go and give them the good news.

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OPERA MUSIC PLAYS

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Can I help?

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No, I'm fine.

0:26:270:26:30

I shouldn't have flown off the handle like that.

0:26:300:26:33

-You were stressed.

-Yeah, well, we both are. But it'll be fine.

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Once we know for sure that you're pregnant, it'll all be fine.

0:26:380:26:41

Right, don't want to be late back, so...

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Help me! What have I done?

0:27:000:27:03

Oh! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!

0:27:030:27:05

So, we ask about contraception, but then what?

0:27:050:27:08

We tell everyone we tried using it -

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but, oh dear, it went wrong.

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Am I some sort of baby-making machine?

0:27:130:27:14

-Input some data, out pops a baby?

-Don't be stupid.

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-It'll be your grandchild, Dad.

-For heaven's sake, how stupid can you get?

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