The Kiss Doctors

No.

No-no.

No.

Ah... How was the yoga course?

Erm...challenging.

Let's just say that the other students

were a bit more advanced than me.

Aw, so, it was a waste of time, then?

Not exactly.

Something you're not telling me, Dr Reid?

Let's just say, it had its moments.

Meaning?

Well, the instructor was very easy on the eye.

-Really. Did he teach you some new positions?

-Ha!

We've been through this. Can we just drop it?

Not until you apologise.

I've done nothing wrong.

You almost had your head in her cleavage.

They...they were just...

you know, they were...

They were what?

It's not my fault

if a waitress flirts with me.

She didn't even notice you. You were flirting with her.

What are you talking about? She was all over me.

You fully understand the terms of the agreement?

Yes.

Any funny business,

the clock stops.

I'm aware of that.

OK.

Good luck.

Well, I suppose that's understandable

given the circumstances.

Six o'clock it is, then.

KNOCK ON THE DOOR

Come in.

Schedule for the CCG meeting.

Oh, thanks.

Was there something else?

No.

It's just...good to have you back.

Howard, I've only been away a couple of days.

Well, you're looking good.

You obviously needed it.

-Yes, I did.

-KNOCK ON THE DOOR

Doctor Haskey has just telephoned.

Mrs Hollins has not turned up at the Campus.

Oh, great.

-Have you called her?

-Oh, yes. No reply.

Well, you better organise cover.

Well, I haven't seen her.

She's probably staying over at Rob's.

Honestly, the slack I've cut that woman since her accident.

I mean, the least she could do is phone me.

Howard, you've got to remember

that erratic behaviour is part of her condition.

And how long will that take?

Well, that's no good to me.

George, I have got a proposition for you...

Peter...

is there any chance we could arrange a meeting?

No, it's got to be today.

Well, you know I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate.

07996...

No, I cannot try later!

Well, go to hell then!

TURNS ON LAPTOP

Oh, I have organised cover for Mrs Hollins.

Thank you.

More wasted expense.

Indeed.

Hiya. Karen about?

No, she didn't show this morning.

Oh, really. Why's that?

I don't know. She didn't bother to call to let us know.

And has anybody bothered to find out why?

Well, we thought she'd be with you.

She usually is when she's late or absent.

And that's your excuse for doing nothing?

I thought I was being understanding by not interfering.

Well, as her employer, you've got a duty of care.

You should've followed it up! Where's Emma?

She's in the staff room.

OK, love, give me a call as soon as you can.

Thanks, bye.

Something wrong?

When was the last time you saw Karen?

A couple of days ago. I've been away on a course.

You're joking! A couple of days!

She's been on her own for a couple of days

-while you've been away on some poncy retreat?

-Hang on, Rob!

I thought she was with you?

No. I've been away as well, I've been in London with Immie.

Well, she was here yesterday, so people have seen her.

So. She could still have been missing

since six o'clock last night.

I'm sure she's fine.

You don't know that.

How was she? How did she seem?

She seemed all right, but I didn't see much of her.

I didn't say much...just to say hello.

-Me too.

-Look, Rob...

Take my keys and go to the house. She's probably there by now.

Yeah. Right.

So, take care.

Zara.

Edwin. I don't believe it.

Well, it's great to see you. I had no idea you worked here.

What are you doing in Letherbridge?

Well, actually, I'm looking for a new doctor.

I'm staying in Mum's old cottage.

Oh, right.

Finally got bored with London.

Listen, I'm mostly free today.

Fancy a coffee and a catch up?

Maybe. Do you have your number?

I'll give you my card.

Thanks.

Where are you going?

I'm going to finish up this paperwork at home

before picking up Joe.

Really?

Who was the old guy in reception earlier?

Which one?

You know who I mean.

An old friend.

Edwin Caroux.

You were in love with him, weren't you?

Oh, no. Not in love exactly...

more infatuated.

Not to worry, it was years ago.

Well, look, if you're thinking of meeting up with Edwin,

then I forbid it.

-You forbid it?

-Yep.

OK.

I wasn't meeting up with him,

but since you forbid it,

I definitely am now.

OK. Well, then maybe I'll make a reservation for lunch

at the restaurant we went to last night.

Fine.

I'll pass your regards on to the waitress, too.

Edwin, it's Zara.

It turns out I am available to play after all.

I feel so guilty. I should never have gone out.

You can't think like that.

We might be worrying about nothing.

She's probably fine.

That is highly unlikely

-given that she has not contacted any...

-Shh.

Any news?

No luck at the house, then?

No, and the car's gone.

Do you think she could have had a relapse?

Well, erm...

Well, what?

It's possible she's had another memory loss

and is confused and disorientated.

I knew it!

But it's only a possibility.

She's probably fine.

PHONE RINGS

-Hi, Dad.

-Immie.

-You get back OK?

Yeah, yeah. Listen, have you seen your mum?

No. Why? What's happened?

Because no-one knows where she is.

And I've looked everywhere.

Erm, well, maybe she just needs a bit of space.

Space? Why would she need some space?

I don't know. Have you and her had an argument or something?

Dad?

PHONE RINGS

Lewis, you got my message.

Yes, I know it's a lot to ask, but...

Yes, but after everything I've done for you in the past...

Excuse me. Another one, please.

Hello.

I'm running out of places to search.

Have you tried Grandad? What about Maggie

or Ange?

-Yeah. I've called everyone I can think of.

-So, what next?

I'm going to ask some of the lads if they'll keep a look out.

Ask around.

Sounds like a good idea.

Yeah, but with no leads, it'll probably come to nothing.

I mean, she could be anywhere.

Well, let me know if you hear anything.

All right, Jack. Bye.

OK. Bye.

It's a long time since we've sat in a bar together.

I don't think we were ever in a bar together.

You were always too scared your wife would catch us

to take me anywhere public.

Well, that was a mistake.

You're not the type of woman to be hidden away.

Exciting times though...

I suppose.

You know, it's funny bumping into you like I did.

I'd actually been thinking of you a few days ago.

Really?

When we first met.

A consultant's party.

His wife threw up in the punch.

The moment you arrived,

I knew I wanted to speak to you.

I couldn't believe it

when you invited me back to your room.

I was impetuous then.

You've changed?

I have a family now.

That doesn't answer my question.

You've still got that same smile.

Like a vampire waiting to pounce.

Go on. You're the predatory one.

I was just a young innocent.

-Innocent?

-Yes, you were the Lothario.

One kiss from you...

..I was putty in your hands.

I remember.

Well, what do you say we move on to a bottle of Chablis next?

I'm afraid I can't.

Oh, just a glass then. One won't hurt.

I've got to pick up my son.

It was really lovely seeing you, but I do have to go.

You can't.

What I mean is, we've still got a lot of catching up to do.

We've barely scratched the surface.

Some other time perhaps.

Zara, please.

It won't matter if you're a little late.

You do realise that this was just coffee?

Of course.

Take care, Edwin.

Zara.

What the hell are you doing here?

Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.

Did you follow me?

I need to talk to you.

Please?

-Mum!

-I know you probably don't want to see me

and I wouldn't blame you if you told me to get lost.

But I just...had to come.

-It's all right.

-I wanted to explain...

Well, say sorry about the kiss.

It was a big, big stupid mistake.

Slow down.

Come in. I'll make us a brew.

HE COUGHS

Open the door!

Please.

Let me out!

Spending time with you today

just reminded me how special you were.

Still are.

I mean it.

I think you've had too much to drink.

No, no. Not at all.

Anyway, I'm still waiting to know why you followed me here.

Isn't it obvious?

It was such a big mistake splitting up with you.

I should never have got back with my wife.

Edwin, what are you talking about?

That was years ago.

Well, you know how good it was between us.

It was incredible.

I think that chemistry's still there.

Edwin.

I think you should go.

-Zara...

-Now.

I'm such an idiot.

Close the door on your way out.

It's not what you think.

I need money.

Lots of money.

So, that's what this was all about?

Unbelievable!

You thought you could just win me over

and I'd melt into your arms?

I'm sorry. I really am. I had no choice.

You'd have stood a better chance

-if you'd just come straight out with it.

-I doubt it.

No-one just hands over £100,000...

PHONE RINGS

Jack.

Mum's here with me.

Oh, great.

Is she all right?

Absolutely fine. She's sat here drinking tea.

I'll drive up there now.

No. There's no need. We're good, honestly.

Are you sure?

Yeah. She said she'll see you when she gets back.

Good.

Anyway, I better go

before she eats all my biscuits.

OK.

And tell her I...

I'm really glad that she's OK

and I'll speak to her later.

Bye, son.

See you, don't worry. Bye.

How is he?

Relieved.

Everyone's been really worried.

Oh, see. I didn't think about that.

I just needed to explain.

You don't have to.

Your dad found out about...

the kiss.

He totally freaked out.

I've never seen him like that before.

I didn't realise he had such a temper.

Sometimes...yeah.

Can't say I blame him.

You were confused.

So, let's just forget about it.

No. I can't.

Cos what I did was disgusting.

Every time I think about it, it makes me feel sick.

-But it was all my fault.

-No.

Yes, I should have been straight with you from the start.

Told you who I was.

You're not to blame in any way.

Do you mean that?

Of course.

And anyway...

I've been through a lot worse things.

Especially living with you lot.

I'll have to take your word for it.

Like...

when I fell out of the tree house into next door's garden.

Did you hurt yourself?

Nah.

Just got covered in cat poo.

The worst thing was, you and dad just laughed at me.

What did my dad say?

Is he going to sort it?

You know, I really admire him.

He's a good man.

You must be a big disappointment to him.

Do you think he's ashamed of you?

He's an addict.

Been on the stuff for years.

I've tried everything to get him clean...

nothing's ever worked.

I only ever saw him once.

With you.

He was about six.

I don't know what to do.

If he doesn't pay what he owes...

then they'll kill him.

I've got until six o'clock to come up with the money.

Don't you have any savings or property?

Mum's cottage is mortgaged to the hilt.

I've given them everything I have.

What about Toby's mother, can't she help?

She's been dead for years.

You were my last resort.

I remembered your father was a wealthy businessman.

Not any more.

He lost everything.

Zara, you've got to help me.

I just don't have that sort of money.

Come on, I really don't.

Why don't you just go to the police?

I can't...

It's the only way. You have to tell them everything.

You don't understand.

This gang...

they're not just kids.

They're well organised.

Dangerous.

If I went to the police,

I'd be signing his death warrant.

And on top of everything else,

I feel like I've let you down.

That's silly.

I've got to be the world's worst mum.

That's not true.

I mean, if I suddenly woke up with two fully grown kids,

I'd be pretty freaked too.

I suppose, but...

I just wish I could do more.

Just you being here is enough.

The last few months have been hard,

but they've made me realise

how much I've always taken you for granted.

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

No, I'm not.

It might be different if I was a kid, but I'm an adult...

and I don't expect anything from you.

No?

No.

You don't have to worry about me. I can look after myself.

I said all that stuff to my mum.

When I was 17,

I moved into my own flat.

And I put an electric kettle on a gas hob...

and I nearly burnt the place down.

I was back home in two weeks.

Well, not only can I cook,

but I also do all my own washing and ironing.

Now, I know you're telling porkies.

Look!

Not a crease in sight.

Not bad.

Why do you turn the collars up like that?

Makes it easier on the ironing board.

That's what my mum taught me.

Well, who do you think taught me?

There you go.

I've tried everyone I can think of,

but no-one wants to know.

I wish I could help. I really do.

Well, I mean, you must have savings. You're both doctors.

-Edwin...

-And then this house...

You're not thinking straight.

If you really wanted to help me, you could.

You've got less than two hours.

Zara, I'm begging you, please!

BABY CRIES I'm sorry. I...

I have to see to Joe.

Edwin.

What if I went up...?

You wouldn't.

If you don't get me the money then...

then I don't know what I'll do.

The Edwin I know...

wouldn't hurt anyone.

Least of all a child.

Forgive me, Zara. I didn't mean it...

I know.

I'm just desperate...

I can't lose him.

We should be out there looking for her.

Rob's looked everywhere he can think of.

Well, what would you suggest?

I don't know. What would you suggest?

We could always celebrate...

Karen's all right.

Oh, thank the Lord.

Rob just called. She's with Jack.

I'll go and tell the rest of the staff.

Mrs Tembe, can you call the agency

and let them know we won't need any cover for tomorrow?

Howard?

What?

Good to know you've got your priorities in order.

Just being practical.

-The sooner things are back to normal.

-Thank goodness for that.

I'm sorry I put you through all that.

I should never have contacted you.

I just wish I could do something.

If you can't go to the police, isn't there some other way?

-There is one.

-What?

I take his place.

My life for his.

You're not serious?

It's part of the deal I made with them.

One way or another, they have to be paid.

That isn't the answer. You haven't thought this through.

I've done little else.

If it was your son, you'd do the same.

Goodbye, Zara.

You're making a mistake.

Edwin, please. You can't do this.

Edwin.

You mustn't do this. Don't do it.

Edwin!

Edwin!

Yes, police, please.

See, I don't think me and your dad

are going to get back together again.

I'm sure you'll work it out.

I wouldn't bank on it.

Maybe it would help if we spent some time together.

Like we used to.

What, all of us?

Yeah.

Family time.

Might help us get back to some sort of normality.

Normality?

Well...

as much as we can.

If I ask Immie and Dad to take next week off,

would you be up for it?

Erm...not sure.

It might do you some good.

Maybe even spark off a few memories...

OK.

But I doubt Howard would let me have the time off.

You know, he's a right pain in the backside.

Give him a call and see.

No. No way. He'll go nuts.

Give me your phone.

HOWARD WHISTLES

PHONE RINGS

PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

Hello. Mill Health Centre.

Ah, Jack. How's your mother?

She wants how many days off?

You have a duty of care, remember?

OK.

If that's what she wants...

-that's what she'll get.

-Good.

I respect a man of his word.

Thank you, Howard. OK. Bye.

Sorted.

That is impressive.

So...this, "family time", what do you mean?

The four of us...in the same house...for a week.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Rob, anything?

No, sorry.

There's nobody at the cottage.

What about his old address?

I had a colleague check it out.

And it's in somebody else's name.

There must be some way of finding him.

What about the men who took him?

Without any information, there's not a lot we can do.

We can't just give up... Oh, God!

ZARA HYPERVENTILATES

Zara, are you all right?

It's too late.

-You're free to go.

-Dad.

-Dad!

-Toby!

It's going to be all right.

No...no, it's not.

You need to be strong.

I love you.

Da...

I'm so sorry, Dad.

I'm so sorry.

Ready?

Oh!

Thought you might still be out with Edwin.

Seeing any more of him, are you?

No.

He's dead. They beat him.

And then they shot him.

All those horrible books,

about how life couldn't get much worse.

Not exactly cheerful reading, are they?

I could write one of those books.

You stupid, little man!

I snogged your son, and you don't care?!

Oh, my God.

You found him.

We have found a body.

In the canal.