I Know What You Did Doctors

What?

Last night you said something about an early start.

What time is it?

Oh, you can't be here.

-You've really got to go.

-Charming.

I didn't mean...

What was I thinking?

More like what were you drinking?

Four glasses of red was all it took to forget your missus.

And for your information,

I don't appreciate being slung out like the rubbish.

OK, we're both adults. I apologise.

Now...

..just help me.

You've got to be joking. Where is she, anyway?

Away, at a sales conference.

What does she sell?

Nice of you to take an interest but we don't have time for small talk.

It's just, if she stayed the night,

how many glasses of wine did it take for her to forget you?

She's not like that. I'm not like that!

Normally. Now...

..help me or get out of the way.

Shouldn't you be at the campus today?

Oh, yeah, I am. I just forgot these.

Ah, yeah, you can't go on holidays without those, mate.

You need all the help you can get to look cool.

And while you're doing your final shift,

think of me, for this afternoon

I will be going car hunting with Mrs Tembe. Oh, yes.

What is it? Open target, mate. No wise cracks.

No, I hope you have a lovely day.

Oh, come on, you're not even trying.

-What is it, trouble with Poppy?

-No, no.

-No, I'm just thinking about the holiday, that's all.

-Hmm.

Anyway, after delaying for ages, I decided I should go along with it

-and maybe have some fun.

-Good call.

-Yeah.

An afternoon driving great cars, what's the worst that could happen?

You could always crash it through the showroom window

-after you've bought it.

-And he's back in the room!

Ah, Dr Clay, there you are.

Now, I have made a list of the top ten vehicles

based on prestige features and fuel economy.

Wow, that's very comprehensive.

I was just going to go for a fast one.

Oh, mate, don't forget those.

Now,

are heated seats a priority?

Looking at this. That's a very nice one.

The two-litre is very fast.

Do you know how to work this?

What, cos I'm a woman?

I'll put them on 60.

What time is she getting back?

It really doesn't concern you.

Well, it's just, if she sees you doing washing,

when you're clearly hopeless at it,

it's going to raise alarm bells, isn't it?

And when she sees they're bed sheets...

All being well, it'll be done before

-she's back and she'll be none the wiser.

-Can I have some toast?

Can you just drink your coffee and go, please?

I'm sure you were nicer last night.

What did I see in you?

Maybe you had as much to drink as I had. Now, if you don't mind...

Sorry.

Let's just remember it as one lovely night together.

Followed by a lousy morning.

You knew how I was fixed.

Oh, don't worry,

I knew full well you were married.

What does that mean?

There's no such thing as a free lunch, Harvey.

I think you should go.

I think you should listen to what I've got to say.

Don't you?

VOICE MAIL: 'I'm sorry,

'but the person you've called is not available.'

VOICE MAIL BEEPS

Hi, Mandy. Um...

I hope you're OK.

I want to say sorry about yesterday.

That's all really.

CAR HORN AND SIRENS SOUND

Uh, Dr Carter!

You should be with your 11 o'clock, Mrs Frost.

I've already seen her, Mrs Tembe.

But it is only two minutes past.

Make the diagnosis and finish the job.

Usually she hasn't finished talking about her dog in that time.

Today there was no dog chitchat.

And was she not disappointed?

She got the prescription and she was on her way.

Where's Mrs Barker?

Well, you have been too efficient. She has not arrived yet.

Send her through when she's here.

Thanks.

Sorry, I need to see Dr Tyler. Right away.

Do you? What's the name?

I'm a friend. Dr Harvey Swann. It's important.

Not that you aren't important.

Harvey?

-I need to talk to you.

-What's up?

-Delicate.

Give us a few minutes, please, Karen.

So, what's up?

Miranda finally thrown out your Doctor Who mags?

No, but she might throw something else out.

You?

-I met a woman in a bar last night, and...

-And?

-And I took her home and slept with her.

-No way.

There'll be time for you to be surprised.

-I'm sorry it's just...

-I must have struck lucky last night.

All right, calm down.

Um, so you've done something stupid, how's she going to find out?

Hope, the woman I...

She took a photo of us in bed and now she's blackmailing me.

Wow.

At the bar she kept on about going back to my place.

I should have sensed something was up. She must have planned it.

Yeah, you can't always trust them, can you?

I'm unfaithful once in my entire life and I get blackmailed for it.

Go to the police.

And in the meantime, Hope, or whatever her name is,

plasters the photos all over the internet.

Uh, OK, pay her. How much does she want?

2,000 by this afternoon.

You can handle that, can't you?

So go and see her. Get it over and done with.

Thing is, I don't want to see her again.

What if she takes another photo of me in the car park

-handing over the cash?

-Mate, is that even possible?

You've got to help me.

-Oh, no, mate. I don't want to get involved.

-Come on, Kevin.

No! She's expecting to see you anyway.

She won't care as long as she gets the cash. Please, Kevin.

Oh. Erm...

Sorry, Dr Clay, I seem to have something in my eye.

Oh, let me take a look.

Just come this way a second.

Come towards the light.

Good afternoon. Welcome to Raithwaite's Prestige Cars.

I'm Wayne Sharp.

Good afternoon.

Oh! It seems to have cleared.

So, are you looking for yourself or is it for your mother?

-I'm sorry?

-What?

Ah, no...

Well, you've both chosen the right day to visit us.

I'm practically giving away these cars.

I'm not. But you know what I mean, eh, Mum?

This has got the best performance in its class.

Front and side air bags,

and now it comes with a multi-function steering wheel.

Wow, that'll be useful, eh, Mum?

Oh...yes, most useful...son.

Heated seats for those cold mornings,

or when you just feel like a bit of luxury.

Text-to-speech facility,

so whenever you get a message coming through,

the car says it aloud.

Ah, now you can text me straight to the car, Mother!

And you will not be able to ignore me, James.

-No-one calls me James...

-I've never really cared for Jimmi.

I like Jimmi.

Now, the automatic engine cut off

means you can save money when you stop at a red light,

look after the pennies, etc.

OK, back to reality, what kind of acceleration can I expect from this?

That is not the most important first question to ask.

Now, the alloy wheels on the showroom models,

are they a standard feature?

And these power folding mirrors, are they reliable?

And can we opt out of the main dealer servicing?

Mum's done her homework.

Now, while you answer those questions,

I'd like to look under the bonnet.

SHE TAPS CAR

PHONE RINGS

Harvey, you can't keep calling me!

I've only just got here.

Got to go.

Excuse me.

Yeah?

Are you Hope?

-Might be.

-Come on - you either are or you aren't, I ain't got all day.

And you are?

I'm the one who's making the delivery.

Harvey doesn't want to see you.

Now you stick to your end.

You delete that photograph.

What photograph?

Oh, no! Come on!

PHONE RINGS

Harvey.

Yeah, mate, well, to be honest with you,

it could have gone a bit better.

You got the money?

So, are you married?

So no grandchildren then for...?

Not yet.

SHE SHUTS BONNET

Take my advice - have a few.

It'll give your mum something else to think about.

Take the heat off.

-Good advice.

-Now, any chance of a test drive?

Ooh.

Yeah, why don't you drive(?)

PHONE RINGS

-Hiya, Mandy.

-'Hiya, um,'

listen, I just wanted to say don't worry about it.

-SHE SIGHS

-Easy for you to say.

'I mean it.'

Now, are you still on to see Dr Carter?

'Yeah, still on.'

I just wondered if you wanted me to come in and see him with you?

No, I'll be fine. I'm a big girl.

Well, if you change your mind, I can rejig things.

-Thanks.

-'It's no problem.'

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Oh, I'd better go.

See you soon.

Yeah, see you soon.

Nice try, but I don't believe you.

Well, that's actually what happened, all right? So... Not now.

I want my money now.

And I want a tuna mayonnaise sandwich on my desk

but it's not going to happen, is it?

Maybe Harvey's wife will get something she doesn't want too.

PHONE RINGS

Look, bottom line is - I'm not used to dealing with blackmailers.

-I made a mistake.

-I'm not a blackmailer.

I'm an injured party wanting compensation.

The police will still call it blackmail.

-It's amazing how easy it is to upload a photo.

-All right.

Look, come on.

He's an idiot sometimes, and he doesn't understand women

but he doesn't deserve this, does he?

Well, then he shouldn't have cheated.

-You know, men like that only think...

-Look,

I've got a solution.

You wait here, I'll be five minutes. I'll go to the cash point.

-And what's to stop you getting the police?

-I could have called them by now.

-PHONE RINGS

-Who is that?

Who do you think?

-I'm going to the cash point.

-Well, then I'm coming with you.

That'll be nice.

It holds the road good.

As it says in the brochure,

it hugs the road like a mother hugs her new born infant.

I don't suppose I could drive?

All in good time, James.

Do you do this sort of thing a lot then?

Target gullible, easily-manipulated married men like Harvey?

What's it to you?

I don't even know who you are.

I could say the same about you.

I bet your name isn't even Hope Palmer.

Much as I love to chat...

Yeah, let's just get this over and done with.

Hold on, that's the girl that took it.

-What are you talking about? Just get the money.

-Wait here!

No, you...!

Oh, perfect.

How long is it going to take?

Sorry, everyone.

Too much of the old caffeine.

Now, where were we?

I was telling you how James was such a good boy.

He always ate his greens.

Mange tout was his favourite.

But that did not extend to physical exercise.

He always signed himself off PE,

preferring to play the clarinet and write poetry.

Some of his poetry was quite affecting...

..and some of it was... Well, it was disturbing.

Oh, come on! It never happened.

I...I did not do those things.

I didn't eat my greens, I didn't do poetry

and I categorically never played the clarinet!

I might have gone a little too far.

Yeah, it didn't happen. It didn't happen. None of it happened.

Is he blocking it out?

I've had enough of this.

-I blocked out what happened to my tortoise.

-Ah.

-Give me the keys, I'm driving back.

-Wait, hey!

It is very powerful, be careful.

I have driven a powerful car before, thank you.

If you just move your big head to the left,

maybe I could see out the back, Mother!

And what a lovely head it is.

Why, thank you.

He always gets very grouchy when he's overtired.

-I haven't got it.

-Come on. Just hand it over.

I told you, I haven't got it!

Oh, great.

Sorry.

Right. You two know each other, don't you?

You've got to admit,

it's an easy way of making twice as much.

You're a regular entrepreneur.

SHE SCREAMS

Get off! Hope! Hope!

Get off!

Molesting a woman in an alleyway.

It's not what you usually do on your lunch break, is it?

It's not what it looks like, Rob.

I think we better stick to Sergeant Hollins for now.

Yeah, well, the thing is...

I was trying to give some money to this woman.

-Doesn't sound promising.

-No, she'd walked me to a cash point

but then I noticed her...this other woman who'd taken the money earlier,

-so I chased her.

-Hang on.

So you've given money to two women?

No. But that's what they wanted.

The woman in the alleyway took the money.

We haven't found any money on her.

That's because she gave it to the other woman. But she ran off,

so I tried to capture her

because I realised they're working together to blackmail my mate.

He's been cheating on his wife.

I tell you what, Kevin...Dr Tyler,

let's take this down the station. Come on.

PHONES RING & BACKGROUND CHATTER

Hello. How are you?

Yeah, all right...

Hello, Mill Health Centre.

Oh, hello!

ECHOED FLASHBACKS OF SCREAMS AND LAUGHTER

-FLASHBACK VOICE:

-It's disgusting.

Catriona. Catri...

Catriona!

ECHOED VOICES AND SHRIEKS CONTINUE

Ooh, I'm so sorry. SHE CHUCKLES

I was calling you. You OK?

Dr Carter's been delayed on his house calls.

He'll be about ten minutes, is that OK?

-Sorry for the delay.

-(OK.)

What can I do for you?

You've got to be more careful in future.

Yes.

It's crazy trying to deal with blackmailers yourself

instead of coming to us.

You're right. Has she said anything at all?

No, not yet. She's got no ID on her.

But we know that this scam has happened before.

So I suppose the good news is at least we've got one of them.

Right, you're free to go.

And...try not to meet any more strange women.

Have they found Hope? Have they got her phone?

-How about asking if I'm all right?

-Sorry. Are you all right?

Yeah. And no, they haven't found Hope.

And no, they haven't found your phone. She's not saying anything.

So this Hope Palmer, or whatever her name is, is still out there.

Sounds like they've been doing it before.

She knows we got her friend arrested and she's still got her phone.

She could upload the photo any time she likes - next week, next year.

Shut up! I don't care about your stupid photos.

I've just spent 45 minutes in there

trying to explain my way out of your mess!

Has that even registered with you?

Stop being so pathetic and sort it out yourself.

-Thank you for seeing me again, Doctor.

-No, that's OK.

Nurse Marquez said it was urgent, so how are you feeling?

Not good, if I'm honest.

-SHE WEEPS

-I just need...

There's a really long waiting list for CBT,

so that means I haven't started that.

But you are taking the anti-depressants?

Yes, but they haven't kicked in.

Yeah, well, they take a few weeks before they start working.

I know that.

And you need to be patient while you move up the list for CBT.

That's just it, I need something now.

I need something to tide me over,

please.

Hmm.

So what do you think?

I'm not interested.

Do you want to see anything else?

There's a nice roadster in metallic peach.

Sorry, mate.

But you don't understand, I need a sale.

You see, it's the last day of my trial

and I haven't sold any cars yet.

Well, look, maybe you're just not cut out for it.

Perhaps I did get a little carried away.

We'll have better luck next time.

Yeah, there's not going to be a next time. There'll never be a next time.

I know, why don't you come back later without your mum, eh?

Seriously?

Besides the genetic differences, she's just not old enough.

No, nothing. OK.

-SPEAKS BOLDLY:

-She's not my mother.

Wayne, thank you.

I can't do that.

Well, going private

is the only way you're going to get CBT without waiting.

-I can't afford that.

-SHE SNIFFLES

That's the best you can do for me, giving me a tissue?

You don't understand what this feels like, do you, Dr Carter?

-You haven't got a clue.

-No, on the contrary, I do understand.

I went through a very similar situation myself.

So what did you do?

Well, I tried to be patient and calm, and that's all I could do.

And that's all you can do.

That's not a solution.

But thank you anyway.

-Dr Carter.

-Yes?

Never mind, it doesn't matter.

Yes. Mrs Tembe, is Mrs Bradley here yet?

Good. Send her through.

-SHOUTS:

-Upstairs, Miranda.

It's been a crazy day, only just made the bed.

How was the conference? Make many sales?

HE EXHALES

BACKGROUND CHATTER

FLASHBACK SCREAMS ECHO

Leave me alone!

Just leave... Just leave me alone!

-VOICE:

-Disgusting.

SHE CRIES HYSTERICALLY

Miranda wasn't in a forgiving mood.

I'm sorry, mate. And sorry about earlier as well.

You can kip on my sofa tonight

but I've got an early flight in the morning, so...

Thanks, Kev.

Do you think she'll forgive me?

Come on, I'll buy you a pint.

Hiya. Mandy Marquez.

Astrid Kemp. Pleased you could come.

Shall we?

Hello and welcome.

Now, despite living in a supposedly inclusive society,

the incidences of homophobia are sadly all too prevalent...

'..and attacks regularly occur against lesbian, gay,

'bisexual and transgender people,

'whether it's name-calling in the street,

'outright violence or bullying in the workplace.'

..and yet, a large number of homophobic attacks

still go unreported,

distorting the true number of incidences

and hiding the extent of the problem.

PHONE VIBRATES

'So we must work out how to reach those people,

'the people who suffer the name-calling,

'the taunting and the assaults,

'and encourage them to tackle what has happened to them.

'We must encourage them to come forwards.'

MUG SMASHES

SHE SOBS

Hello. Yes.

-Ridiculous...

-I'm giving them to the courier now.

-BOTH: Oh!

-Watch where you're going!

I fired her.

This could be some elaborate plan to poison me.

And you think that she wants to kill you?

-You got a problem with me, Dr Clay?

-You should show some respect.

Why care about someone who didn't care about anybody else?

Now go away.