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HE SIGHS | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-What's that? -This? Oh, this - this is... This is for later. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:51 | |
-Hey, did you send the invites out to everyone? -Mission complete. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
-Oh, look at you two, getting on, that's what I like to see. -Indeed. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
I knew it'd work out. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Without your help, Mas, I would never have seen her for the woman | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
she truly is. Huh?! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-See, I knew you'd see sense in the end. Good. -You joker! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:12 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-What was that?! -Just sharing the love. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
IMITATES HIM: "Just sharing the..." | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
If Masood finds out then this is over, OK? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Now if you want to stay here, you help me with Tamwar and Ayesha, and... | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
you help me make this the party of the century, do I make myself clear? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
-Completely. -Good. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-Now if he kicks off again... -No. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-He's just worried about the christening... -And I'm not?! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
He didn't mean it, Lola... And this time tomorrow it's all about Lexi... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Yeah? Come on. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Ain't it bad luck to take these down early? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
I'll take my chances. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Oh, you need to have a word with Jay and Cora about tomorrow, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-they can be godparents. -Seriously? -Yeah. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Sort it out with them, make sure they know what they're doing. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, course. Thanks. Where's Lexi? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
-She's asleep in the kitchen. -Can... -Don't wake her up though, yeah? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
So, what brought this on? Why the big turnaround? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
You know Mum, she'd only stick her oar in, wouldn't she? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-You all right about it? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. -Phil, it's Lexi. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:33 | |
She's got a rash, she's covered in it. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-See, I told you it weren't a bad idea. -£40 game consoles to a bargain stall... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-DOORBELL -I'll get it. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
No, it's all right, I'll get it. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-I'm popping round to Alice, see if she wants to come round later. -Mum, I can explain. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
-What? -It's about Derek. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
Right, I'm coming with you. | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
No, you've already had your time this week. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-It might be something serious. -Phil... -No, no, she ain't coming. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
I've already bent the rules, haven't I, and she messed up. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
From now on, it's by the book, right? Come on. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
So what, you want me to go to a party where there's no alcohol? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-She's a friend! -She's a nightmare! -Without her, you wouldn't have this place. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
-Wait now, man, I thought we were all going to the Vic? -Dee! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Ray's going to be working, so what you going to do, eh? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-Go to the Vic with the hump or are you going to come out and have some fun? -Fun? With Zainab? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
I've told AJ we're going now, so we're going. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Right, I'm going to go and sort out my outfit and I suggest you two do the same! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
-New Year's with the Masoods. -Mmmm. -It's true what they say, innit? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
2012 - end of the world. Cheers. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
Psst. Hey! Have you seen this? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
-Come here... -Just put them up. What are you doing? -So sweet. | 0:03:54 | 0:04:02 | |
-What are you up to? -Nothing. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Everything I can to make sure this party is what you want, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
'the party of the century'. Good. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
OK, come on, people! We have three - THREE hours to get ready. Hurry up! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
TAMWAR AND AYESHA CHAT AND LAUGH | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
All right? All set for tonight? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
I will be once I've blown this lot up. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
You want to give those to Alfie, he's full of hot air. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-Whereas you're just a smooth talker? -Opinion's divided on that I think. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
-Well, I like to make my own mind up about people. -Do you? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
I'm in tonight, I'll buy you a drink. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
-What kind of rash is it? -I don't know, just a rash. -She'll be fine. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
Don't forget, her godfather's looking out for her now. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Phil, just calm down for a minute?! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
-Hey! How stupid are you?! -Oi... -What's your problem?! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
That rash, yeah? There was me thinking I'd done something to her. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
-That something was wrong with her. -What's wrong with her? -YOU! You're what's wrong with her. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
She's five months and you smothered her in that coconut cream at the salon! She had an allergic reaction. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
-What?! Where is she, I want to see her. -You're going nowhere near her, you've done enough damage! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
-Yeah, well things will be different when I get her back. -IF! If you get her back. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Come on, Phil, that's a bit out of order! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Lo, it's all right, darling. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Come here, it's all right. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
It's all right. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
It's all right. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
Why didn't you tell me? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
I didn't want to give you anything else to worry about. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-Do all the kids know? -Well, Liam was trying to sell some of it... -What?! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
That's why I went to the Old Bill. To get it away from us. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
-And now it's gone! -What?! So Liam was trying to sell Derek's dodgy gear?! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Well, he was but I've found out and I've stopped it... | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Well, what about him and all the stuff disappearing? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
I've asked him about that. He said he never touched it. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
He swore to me he had nothing to do with it! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Yeah, and Derek swore to me that he'd get rid of everything in the first place. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Must have thought I was a right idiot. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
LIAM'S PHONE RINGS | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Hello? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Yeah, job done - how many more we got? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Oi! Kim! Shift it! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
There's others that want to get ready here as well, you know?! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
I mean, what is she up to up there? It'll be 2014 before she emerges. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
Well, I think she's planning a bit of chaos tonight. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Yeah? Well, she may not be the only one. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Mm-hm. Maybe tonight is the night, Mr Right'll be waiting for you. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
-At Zainab's?! -Mmm. -I don't think so. -I don't see why not. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
No, I'm just going out there to have a little bit of fun! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
That's if my flamin' sister gets her backside out the bath! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
-Lemons, yeah? -Please. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
-All right? -Oh, you all right, sweetheart? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
OK, so I'm just going to get a card for the Christening... | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Right, so I'll get you one as well... | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Or you can just sign mine if you want... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-You are going? -Probably... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-I dunno... Listen, I'll probably be on duty. I dunno. -Yes, you will. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:31 | |
-You will. Ian, you up for a party later? -Yeah. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
I'm going to go to the Masoods' first, but I should be in for Big Ben, yeah. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
-OK, brilliant, I'll see you later, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
-I think that's the point at which you should have said you'd go with her tomorrow. -Cheers. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
-What do you mean he threatened her? -He told her she wouldn't get Lexi back. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
-He kicked off with everyone. -Something's not right. -Yeah him, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
why can't you see he's a bully. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
I'm not doing this now, Jack, I do not want a row. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Yeah, well, funnily enough, neither do I. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Yeah, I'm sorry. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
I know you've got a lot on your mind. With Derek and everything. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
Come on, babe, I don't want to start New Year like this. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Yeah, well, neither do I. Sorry. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Well, I've got staff who's covering everything at work tonight. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
So let's go out and celebrate, yeah... | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-I'm not really a New Year's Eve party type of bloke. -Well, that was before you met me. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
I'm thinking me and you, some balloons, some fizz. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
-We'll have a great time, yeah? -Yeah. -Come here. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Wow. You look beautiful. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
-Thank you... -Zee, you know... -Oh, don't you look lovely. Don't they? | 0:08:55 | 0:09:01 | |
DOORBELL Our first guests. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
OK, Masood, serviettes, Tamwar, food, Ayesha, drink. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
It's not fancy dress, is it? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
MOUTHS: You..! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-Peggy's not coming? Why not? -She just ain't. -Oh, Phil, she knows what this means to you. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
It's tomorrow, for crying out loud. She better have a damn good reason. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
I told her about you helping out and being involved. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
She texted me this, this morning. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Well, one thing about Peggy, she speaks her mind. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
I know you two don't get on... but she could have been there. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-She could have come. -Look, we're going to have a lovely day, | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
we're not going to let her spoil it. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
This is supposed to be a family christening. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
-You know, I got Billy and Roxy. That's great, innit. -And me. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
You've got me and I promise you, I am going nowhere. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
TEXT MESSAGE TONE | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
It's Jack... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-I better go. So we'll see you in the Vic later, yeah? -No, I don't know. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-No! You WILL be in the Vic later or I'll come and find you. Deal? -Deal. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:21 | |
See you later. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
How many more times have I got to tell you? It wasn't me! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
No, Derek spent most of his life inside, kids he never saw... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Endless lies..... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
I watched him break my mum's heart time and time again. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Is that what you want, Liam? D'you want to break your mum's heart? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
I'm sorry, Mum. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
It's all right, it's...done now. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
Swear on my life you don't know where the stuff is? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
I swear. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Hey, so how come you didn't fall for the fancy dress thing then? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
I have... | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
-I've come as a Hatman. -I don't believe this. -You want some? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
-Great minds. -What are you two like? -It's a party, Dee. -Will you stop?! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:33 | |
Hello. Do you have any drinks? Ayesha's made the most wonderful fruit punch. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:38 | |
DOORBELL Mas, AJ, door, more guests! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
-No, thanks, I'm OK. -Yeah, me too. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-What? -Yes, well, I'd love some. Thank you. -It's lovely, you know. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
I might have made another bit of a mistake with an invite. So... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:51 | |
-Hi. -Hello. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
Listen, the last thing Ian needs is to be made fun of. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
-Who's making fun of him? -AJ! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-I thought you weren't drinking. -Oh! Live long and prosper. -Something tells me that I might just need it. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:09 | |
We have to get Tamwar and Ayesha alone together. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
If you come up with a good plan let me know. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
I've got a good plan, leave them be. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Excuse me. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Happy New Year. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Oh, well, that is just charming... She's got some front, I'll give her that. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
Well, I wouldn't want to be in here if she's still about when Tanya gets back. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Oh, I don't know, might be worth a ringside seat. Hey, you came then? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, you told me I had to, besides, it's my boozer, innit. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
-You don't have to be on your own, you know. -Is that right? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
You've got family just around the corner, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
they're probably too scared to come in in case you kick off again. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Just don't be too stubborn to say sorry, Phil. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
-Has that got my name on it, Jack? -Yes, all over it. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
-Oh, all right? -You all right? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Yeah, yeah, just getting, you know, ready for a...mad night. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
-I've just come to be with Tommy for a little while. -Yeah, course. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:27 | |
Jean's upstairs with him. They're having like a New Year's Eve | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
nursery party, Amy, Dennis, Lexi and Scarlett. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
-Did he have a good birthday? -Yeah, yeah, he did. He had a good birthday. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
I've never been to a party like this before. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
No, funnily enough, neither have I. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
-There's more food, I can always come back... -No, you're all right. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:09 | |
Happy New Year. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-Happy New Year. -You all right? Aaah... | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
So, you know, we don't have to stay long, you know - if you don't want. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
We could go somewhere a little bit more quiet. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-No, no, I like it...it's different, innit? -Yeah. yeah... | 0:14:24 | 0:14:29 | |
Oh, look, there's Tam. Hello. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-Not staying? -Er... No, there's only so much fun a girl can have. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:39 | |
But thanks for the supplies. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
How..! Hello. How dare she?! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
She comes to our party, she eats our food, she steals our food. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
And then she says that we're not having fun. Fun! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
I will show her fun. Hello, would you like some more to eat? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
-Please, hold the tray, help yourself. Fattyboy! -Yes? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Make sure people have drinks, OK? Please. Fun, everyone have fun. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
-Good? -Good call, Spock. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-Grit your teeth. -Boldly go where no man.... | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-Shhhhh, you'll get us rumbled. -More, more, more. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
-No, no! -THEY LAUGH | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
IAN COUGHS | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Listen, if you're going to croak, do it outside. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
Zainab hates a messy floor. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
You all right? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Better? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
You come to tell me what I can and can't do | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
even when I'm not with Lexi? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
-I ain't come for a row. -That's a shame. -What do you want, Phil? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
-Maybe I overreacted. -Just a tad. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
And said some things that, er... I shouldn't have done... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
Maybe I was out of order. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
So...we're all right, then? Are we? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:06 | |
You tell me. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
But, Zee, it's not technically your job, is it, now, so... | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
Well, come on, we all know it is. Please, can I have my job back? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
OK, so great, you want me to sack your son, do you? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Yeah, he'll be fine. Soon he's going to have other things on his mind. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-I'm at a party, so... -Have I got my job back or not? -Yes, yes... -Yes? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:30 | |
Yes, you can have it. Have it. And while you're at it, you know what, have my job as well! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Really? Joking! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-You all right? -Me? I'm... I'm good... I'm... | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
at a party in London... And I like cherryade... | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
I feel weird. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Oh! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-OK, you're drunk. -No. No, I've never, ever had alcohol. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
-OK. -Ever. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Just need to get you some fresh air. And... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Just drink that. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
You've got a very kind face, you have. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Squidge, squidgy, oh, kind face. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
I like your face. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-Yeah, just... -Aah... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
There we go. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-There you go. On the house... -There you go folks, Happy New Year. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
-Cheers. And thanks for Cora and Jay... -What's all this about? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-Phil's guilt. -Well I'll drink to that. -Phil. Well done. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:02 | |
Here, Rox, listen, sweetheart, I've been thinking, all right... | 0:18:15 | 0:18:20 | |
-Yeah, what about? -Well, we kind of have to... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-we kind of have to do what we feel is right, OK? -Yeah... | 0:18:23 | 0:18:28 | |
Listen, you can say no if you want... | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
But I'd really like it if you and Amy moved in here with me. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
-Us? Move in? -Yeah. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Listen, if you think it's a bit, you know, then... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Alfie... Alfie... Yeah. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah, we'd love to. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
Wow! Yeah. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
-Wow, yeah, 2013, it's going to be the best year yet. -Alfie! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
It's all right, sweetheart, won't be long. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Right. OK, you lucky people, who's next? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
OK, who's next? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
-How about that drink then? -I'm busy at the moment. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
-Come on, let me take you away from all this. -Sorry, sweetheart, I'm married. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
That's funny, so am I. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
PARTY MUSIC PLAYS AJ, AJ! Quickly, come and see... | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
HOUSE PHONE RINGS | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
-Mrs M! -What? -It's the phone... | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
So take a message, Fattyboy! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
LAUGHING AND CHEERING IN THE BACKGROUND | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
-AJ here, now.... -Mr and Mrs Kabani? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
Kayani, Midday tomorrow... OK, yeah... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
GUESTS DOING THE HOKEY COKEY AJ, come here! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:28 | |
-I'm missing the hokey cokey. -Shh. See. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Us, you and me, we created that magic... | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
SHE RETCHES AND COUGHS | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Will do. Happy New Year to you too. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
OK, so where was we? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
-Well, I was just about to say that Cora's out, and... -Mmm, so... | 0:20:59 | 0:21:05 | |
In out, in out, Everybody's out. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Exactly, but...well, it's not just here we can do the hokey cokey, is it? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:14 | |
-No, it is not. Shall we..? -Mm-hm. -Yeah? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
FATS GIGGLES | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
What's he up to? The big turnaround about the godparents? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-I mean, that's not his style. -It's not down to him, Jack. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
-What do you mean? -It's Peggy, she's told him she's not going to be there tomorrow, it's out of his hands. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:34 | |
-I gave Alice a call but she don't fancy coming over. -Cheers. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
-She all right? -Yeah, she just wants a quiet night. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
-If you want to go out, I'll look after the kids. -No, I'm fine. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
I was really tempted, Mum, you know. Just to have some money for once... | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
-You know, for the kids... -You did the right thing. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
I was wrong about Liam, it must have been just some chancer. I'm sorry. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:17 | |
-He's a good boy. -Yeah, he is. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
I'm really proud of you. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
TEXT MESSAGE BEEP | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
-I'm not too late, am I? -Aw! Come here. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
-RINGS BELL -OK, folks, we're nearly there, so get your glasses filled up! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:25 | |
Trace, turn it up, turn it right up, darling. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
So, seeing as I'm moving in, are you going to be my plus one tomorrow? MUSIC TURNS UP | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
It would be my pleasure. So are we ready for the big countdown?! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
-CHEERING -I said are we ready for the countdown?! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
CHEERING | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
-I knew it, such a match.... -How deluded are you? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
You can't keep sticking your oar in. "Oooh, I saved the day! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
-"Ooh, the party, Tamwar, Ayesha..." It never stops. -Yeah? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Well, excuse me for wanting everything to be perfect. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-No, I'm not playing. I'm telling Mas... -Listen. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
-You do and you are out. -Zee. -Ah, Mas, we should hand out... | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
-you know, drinks to all the guests. -Zee, will you listen to me for a second. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-Mas, there's something you should know. -Not now, AJ. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
-Yeah, not now AJ, because we have guests, we have a party. We are having lots of fun, OK? -All right. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
So why don't we hand out some food... You should hand out some food.... | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Stop it, will you just stop worrying about this party | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
and telling everyone what to do for two minutes! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
I've been trying to get you on your own all day! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
I don't care now, I don't care who hears, all right... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
-I got this this morning. -What's this? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:33 | |
Ahem... It's the confirmation details. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
For what? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
For our booking for the registry office. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
ALL: Awwww... | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
I hope you've got Valentine's Day free. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-Really? -Really. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
ALL: 10... 9... 8... 7... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
6... 5... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
4... 3... 2... 1... | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
BIG BEN CHIMES | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
CHEERING | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
-Happy New Year! -Happy New Year. -Happy New Year. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:16 | |
CHEERING | 0:25:16 | 0:25:21 | |
Happy New Year. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
CHEERING | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Happy New Year, everyone. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
This is the best party ever. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
-Three cheers for Zee and Mas. Hip hip... -ALL: Hooray! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
-Hip hip... -ALL: Hooray! -Hip hip... -ALL: Hooray! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
Yeah, man! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
You made any New Year's resolutions yet? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
-Not to see your ugly mug would be a good start. -I have... | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
This time next year, Sharon is going to be mine. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
# For the sake of auld lang syne | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
# For auld lang syne, my dear | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
# For auld lang syne | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet | 0:26:20 | 0:26:25 | |
# For the sake of auld lang syne | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
# For auld lang syne my dear... # | 0:26:28 | 0:26:33 | |
RETCHING AND COUGHING | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
She must have had the cherryade. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Really(?) That's weird. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Cos cherryade doesn't really tend to do this to people. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
-What did you do? -Nothing! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
The cherries, they can ferment, and you... Aah... | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
-OK, I put some vodka in it. -So you poisoned her? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
That is deliberately inflammatory. She'll be fine. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
-Are you OK in there? -COUGHING | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Where is Ayesha? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
I have no clue, why? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
Found this note from Fattyboy. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
Says the Kayanis are bringing Rashid over at midday. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Rashid as in her future husband? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
You were her future husband five minutes ago. COUGHING | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
Who is in there? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
Is a godparent an actual god? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
Well, they're like family. They promise to look after the baby. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
-You know, the vicar asks questions and... -What like? | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Do you renounce the devil? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
What did you say? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
Oh, nothing. Talking to myself. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Tuck yourself in. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:55 | |
Here we go. Let's put you up there, shall we? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
Let's put you up there. Yeah. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
Yeah, so it says here, | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
"Do you renounce the deceit and the corruption of evil?" | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
You make me sound like a soldier of God. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
Do I get a sword as well? | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
How come you get to be godparent and not me? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Don't mess around, Jay. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
Of all the babies out there, Lexi needs godparents more than most. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:29 | |
(Oh, no.) | 0:28:39 | 0:28:40 | |
Blimey, girl... | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
you look beautiful. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
Who'd have thought it, eh? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
Your little baby being christened in a church? | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
It's almost too good to be true, innit? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
-What's all this about? -I dunno. Just with the godparent stuff... | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
Well, we're just going to have to trust him, ain't we? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
Oh, I got that for Lexi. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
"Lexi Pearce." | 0:29:08 | 0:29:09 | |
Yes, yes! | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
'That is lovely...' | 0:29:11 | 0:29:12 | |
Yeah... There we go. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
Don't he look handsome? All he needs now is a tie. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
-Jack? -Oh, in the top drawer. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:25 | |
You know you've been a bit off since yesterday. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:33 | |
-Thinking about Derek? -No. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
No, I'm thinking about my missus going to her ex's granddaughter's christening for no reason. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
-I was invited. -Don't mean you gotta go, though, does it? | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
No, Jack, it means you don't have to go. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
Oh, no, I'll be there, don't you worry about that. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
This one! | 0:29:46 | 0:29:47 | |
Christmas is over, cheeky. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
Come on, we've got to get to Saint Cuthbert's in an hour. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Right. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:09 | |
Hey. Happy 2013! | 0:30:17 | 0:30:20 | |
Whatever. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
Where you going? | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
Alfie has asked us...to move in. What do you reckon? | 0:30:24 | 0:30:30 | |
And you're just going? Just like that. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
Bit keen, that's what I reckon. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
-Where's my month's notice? -I've paid my rent! | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
Shouldn't there be a...period of readjustment or something? | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
You're going to miss us, aren't you? | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
-Don't be ridiculous. -Yeah, you're going to miss us! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
You know, Sharon said she'd never work there again... | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
and Kat - look what happened to Kat. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
It's weird, that place. Does weird things to people. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
Need I mention your dad? | 0:31:01 | 0:31:02 | |
MICHAEL! What's the matter with you? | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
KNOCK ON THE DOOR | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
Right, Saint Cuthbert's? | 0:31:23 | 0:31:24 | |
There, you beauty. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Well, it's 2013, and the Mayans were wrong, innit? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:54 | |
We're all still here, and nobody died. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
Apart from Derek. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:57 | |
That is so inappropriate! | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
Ah, he can file a complaint. How you doing? | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
Oh, Go... I'm going to be sick again! | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Oh, only guests who pay in full can be sick in this building! | 0:33:04 | 0:33:09 | |
Dee, no more freeloaders, please, yeah? New Year's resolution... | 0:33:09 | 0:33:13 | |
-like eating less fruit, yeah? -Don't you mean more fruit? | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
-Well you aim low, you get results. -Give her a chance. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
She might just get that job at McKlunky's. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
Would you want her handing over your chicken bucket supreme? | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
No, no, no, ain't no-one going to give her a job there! | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
It's time she got real - | 0:33:27 | 0:33:28 | |
and got out! | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
SHIRLEY RETCHING | 0:33:31 | 0:33:32 | |
I have got a lot to do today, you know. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
You thought it'd keep me away, eh? Give you a free run at Sharon? | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
-You're getting paranoid. -Yeah? Well, you said you were going after her! | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
-Yeah, and I meant it. -Yeah, and it ain't working. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
All right, I'm coming to the ceremony. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
-It's family only. -Yeah? Well, Sharon ain't your family! | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
And you make a play on her and I will tear you apart. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
Why? Are you worried she might take me up on it? | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
Oi, the only reason I didn't knock you out yesterday is because of her! | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
-Are you listening to me?! -No, not really... | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
Cos you don't mess with this stuff! | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
All right? You do not mess with James! | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
Oi, what's all the shouting about? | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
BABY GURGLING | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
-What's the matter with him? -Nothing. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
I don't any arguing around my... | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
Oh...she's already dressed? | 0:34:17 | 0:34:21 | |
Hello. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:22 | |
Aw, look at that. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:28 | |
Ain't that the most beautiful sight in the world? | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
Well, I wanted to dress her. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:32 | |
Well, it's a good job I did it, innit? | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
-You ain't even ready yet? -I'm getting ready later on. Just keeping this fresh. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
Well, get it on now. We're going to go over the Vic. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
-Have photos done. -Phil... | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
..she looks perfect. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
-We're late. -Right. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:46 | |
Do you know what? Mummy has got you a present! | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
Shall we see what it is? | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
I got you a little bracelet, look, | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
and it's got your name on it. "Lexi Pearce". Look. | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
How did she get the alcohol?! | 0:35:03 | 0:35:04 | |
Tamwar? | 0:35:04 | 0:35:05 | |
Sorry, I've been working out. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
Did you do this on purpose? Because you hate me so much? | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
You know, press ups, squat thrusts... | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
-I had no idea she was drinking it. -Just getting trim for the wedding and the... | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
-Can you just shut up for a second? -Zainab, this isn't about me or you. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
The question isn't HOW she got the booze, it's WHY she drank it. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
-Maybe because she thought it was cherryade? -She must have known! Hm? | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
Well? Why would a girl who's come all the way to London to get hitched | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
drink herself into oblivion the night before the meeting? Hm? | 0:35:31 | 0:35:35 | |
My will is next to my bed... | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
..you get nothing. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
Phil wants us over at the Vic for a photo. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
-Oh, I'll get my fascinator! -Get me something to cover my ugly mug. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
Jokes helping, are they? | 0:36:00 | 0:36:01 | |
I bet you hoped you'd seen the last of that church. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
Mmm. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:07 | |
Snap out of it, Jay. It ain't about you. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
Listen up... | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
..Phil's a very clever man - he's got me as godmother, | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
he's involved Sharon and now he's roped you in. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:22 | |
Three houses brought together overnight. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
Nice little empire...with him at the centre. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
-It's only a christening. -Nah... | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
this ain't just a day out, a chance to look dapper. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
Phil thinks he's taking control... | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
don't be his puppet. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
Whatever he tries on... | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
you fight for Lexi all her life. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
You understand me? | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
We all set? | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
Are we, Jay? | 0:36:54 | 0:36:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:36:58 | 0:36:59 | |
PHONE RINGING | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
Shirley! I only answer phones for paying guests! | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
-It's McKlunky's. -Oh, it'll be the job. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
-Yeah. -She's in no state to answer! | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
-Well, you do it then. -No, I'm not... | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
-Look, I need to get my money! -Just pretend you're Shirley. Go on. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
Happy New Year, Shirley Carter at your service. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
That's SO not Shirley. She'd be like, "I'm busy. Beat it scumbag!" | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
Shh! | 0:37:30 | 0:37:31 | |
Really?! | 0:37:32 | 0:37:34 | |
Oh, that's wonderful! Thank you! Thank you! | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
I'll call in later. Yeah. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
She got the job! | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
Shirley! It's time to pay up! | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Kim, that's no way to tell her! Kim! | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
Here she is! My new flatmate. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
-Oi! "Flatmate"?! -It's like a term of endearment, OK? | 0:37:56 | 0:38:01 | |
See, look at this. Arguing already. It's nauseating. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
Listen, thanks for helping her over with the bags and that. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
-Why don't you pop over later, have a beer? Call it a bit of a house warming, eh? -Yeah. Yeah, all right. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:10 | |
I'll keep your room free. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
Funny 11 o'clock this is(!) | 0:38:13 | 0:38:14 | |
-We're supposed to be doing the photograph in five minutes. -I'm not dressed yet! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
Got to get you upstairs. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Jean and Tommy are waiting to show you your new digs! | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
-Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that we're, er... -We're what? What..? | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
We're late, that's what we are. Come on, let's go. We're late. Sorry. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
-Go, go, go. -Kat ain't been gone five minutes! | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
-Got it? -Yeah. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
What have you got in here, eh? | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
Nervous about your big day, Phil? | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
Happy New Year, mate! | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
Cheers. Get over to the fireplace, yeah. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
-Is that his way of saying Happy New Year? -Oh, at last, we're all here. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
Oh, I don't think so, Phil. Where's the christenee? | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
Lexi?! | 0:38:57 | 0:38:58 | |
Phil, have you seen Jack? | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
He's probably gone to find someone else to have a go at. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
How long does it take Billy to put a suit on? | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
Pops? | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
Pops, come on, hurry up! | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
First my Olympics trainers and now this. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
-What's wrong with it? -What's wrong with it? Have a look. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
Look, I just pulled it on and that's happened. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
-I can't go dressed like this. -You're going to have to. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
-Just have to put your back against the wall or something. -Phil's going to go mental. -Phil?! | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
It's my baby's christening, and I'm saying it's all right! | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
-Ain't that good enough? -No, darling, I didn't mean it like that. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
Actually, maybe I should check with him that I look all right(?) | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
We don't want him turning us away at the door, do we? | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
Here you are. Hurry up. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
All right, all right. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:39 | |
Right, well, those heels have been well and truly been given the old... | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:40:00 | 0:40:01 | |
Are you ready? | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
Yeah...erm... | 0:40:03 | 0:40:05 | |
Look, can I just say, it's all right. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
You don't have to, like, erase every sign of your entire life... | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
No, no. I know. Of course. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
So just relax. Please. Yeah? | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
Of course, if I find a pair of her old knickers, YOU will get the old... | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
I don't blame you! | 0:40:23 | 0:40:24 | |
Give me a sec. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:29 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
Right, erm...come on. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
Come on, come on. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
Oh, no. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:00 | |
Maybe I should have another pass at the living room? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
Don't worry about that, because...your kingdom...awaits. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:12 | |
After you, madam. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:14 | |
Er... | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
Right, well I just keep expecting Kat to jump out on us. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
-Don't you? -No, no, no, not massively, no. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
Anyway, it's well appointed. All mod cons. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
You know, no expense spared. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:37 | |
Alfie, Alfie, I want to move in, OK? | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
-You don't need to sell it to me. -OK. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
But... | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
No, no, there's no "but"s, just maybe a few "what if"s. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:50 | |
What do you mean, "if"s? I don't... | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
Look, what if it's too soon? | 0:41:54 | 0:41:55 | |
What if it's not going to work, Alfie? | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
Well, you know, Amy's settled in there with Tommy, | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
and if they can hack it... | 0:42:01 | 0:42:02 | |
They're kids, yeah? They don't have emotional baggage, do they? | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
What is that? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:17 | |
OK...all right, let me explain, all right? | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
Cos, erm, well, we don't have any pictures of me and you...of US, | 0:42:22 | 0:42:27 | |
and I just want to give you some idea | 0:42:27 | 0:42:28 | |
that when we do eventually get pictures of us, then, you know, | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
that's kind of what we'll look like. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:35 | |
Everywhere. Put pictures of us everywhere. It'll be great. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
You do know that I'm never ever... | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
going to wear an A-line skirt, don't you? | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
I understand. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
But you do know I tend to walk around naked | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
with just cowboy boots, all right? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:49 | |
Please, just leave us alone! | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
Yeah, well, we don't have time, | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
cos the Kayanis are going to be here in an hour! | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
Look, Ayesha, no-one's cross. Just tell us. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 | |
Did you know there was alcohol in there? | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
Ah. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:23 | |
Are you going to tell my mam? | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
-Well... -No! | 0:43:26 | 0:43:27 | |
No, course we're not. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
-Look, maybe we should postpone this meeting? -No. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
Please! | 0:43:33 | 0:43:35 | |
It was my dad's dying wish that I find a good husband. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
-Right, well, no-one is cancelling anything. -Zee... | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
No. That is the end of it, OK? | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
Now we have just under an hour to get you presentable | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
and to get this house presentable - so come on, come on, let's get to it. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:56 | |
And that means you two. Come on, let's go! | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
Right, come on, then. Fut-a-fut, let's go. Come on. Up, UP! Let's go. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
-Come on, come on... -Yeah, all right, all right. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
Here she is! | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
Oh, she's lovely! Oh, sweetheart. You're so beautiful I could eat you. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:13 | |
-Photograph. Now, yeah? Come on. -What if I don't want a photo? | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
Oi, oi, don't start, all right? Let's just do it, yeah? | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
-Come on. -All right, Phil, Lola? | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
Isn't Jack going to be in the photo, Mum? | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
I doubt it, darling. Even if he was here. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
Yeah, what's wrong with him anyway? | 0:44:25 | 0:44:26 | |
I saw him shouting the odds earlier, at Phil's. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
One wardrobe, Alfie?! | 0:44:29 | 0:44:30 | |
I was expecting, like, a walk-in closet | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
with a shoe rack to the heavens! | 0:44:32 | 0:44:33 | |
Once we do a clear out, we'll get some more room, won't we? | 0:44:33 | 0:44:36 | |
Kat's stuff, yeah? | 0:44:36 | 0:44:38 | |
Hey, you look beautiful! | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
All right, come on then, everyone! | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
Settle down and SMILE. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
One, two, three. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
-Say cheese. -ALL: -Cheese. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
That's it. Right, the cars are outside. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
-Billy, Billy, could you look after Denny? -Yeah. Where you going? | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
Well, I'll get a cab or something. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
Now, you be a good boy for Billy, yeah? See you there. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
Sharon, where are you go..? | 0:44:58 | 0:44:59 | |
I thought you'd be happy? | 0:44:59 | 0:45:01 | |
Oh, you thought me serving up fried chicken all day | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
would put a smile on my face? | 0:45:03 | 0:45:04 | |
-You OK, Sharon? -Er, yeah. I'm looking for Jack. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
-Have you seen him? -Oh, don't tell me. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
He's not happy about you going on Phil's big family outing? | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
Oh, you'd think if he was secure in himself, | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
-he wouldn't have a problem with it, wouldn't you? -Nah, they're never secure, are they? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:17 | |
That's just a front...to make you think that they ain't little boys | 0:45:17 | 0:45:20 | |
that need their mums. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:21 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
You should never have let Phil in. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
All this...it's just the start. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:30 | |
Properly clean, Tamwar... | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
not your usual approximation. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
Oh, wow(!) Why don't you put some effort into it? | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
You know you just point it at the dust, and it does the rest for you. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
If you ain't pushing us around the kitchen, you are pushing people into wedlock! | 0:45:43 | 0:45:48 | |
No-one's being pushed, actually. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
That's what you think. You know what, I can't do this. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
I'm a conscientious objector. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
You are such good company when you've got a hangover. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
It's an outdated convention. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Forces people into lives they didn't choose. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
It's arranged, not forced. ARRANGED. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
You don't choose your life, anyway. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
You don't choose when, where, to who you're born. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
-You don't choose who you are, it's forced upon you. -Yeah, and us! | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
Please, stop it! | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
Last night, I did something terrible. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
Dad would be so ashamed. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
Whatever you think, just let me do this one thing right. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:24 | |
What do you think? | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
-Huh? -Of arranged marriages? | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
Well, what's the alternative? Clubbing? | 0:46:34 | 0:46:36 | |
Chatting someone up in a nightclub's not what it's cut out to be. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:39 | |
-Believe me, I tried it enough times when I was your age. -Seriously? | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
-Yeah, maybe once or twice! -What? | 0:46:42 | 0:46:45 | |
Look, Ayesha, above all, your father wanted you to be happy, yeah? | 0:46:47 | 0:46:54 | |
So don't make yourself unhappy in your father's name. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
-You two move fast! -Don't give them time to think, Cora, eh? | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
-They might change their minds. -Oi! -I'm joking! | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
How much must this all have cost him? | 0:47:07 | 0:47:08 | |
I mean, her dress cost a fortune. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
I didn't even know about the photographer or the cars. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:12 | |
How did you think we were going to get there? | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
When someone spends this much money on something, they always want something back. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:18 | |
It's just Phil splashing the cash. That's all. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
-He's just trying to do the right thing with Ben being inside, yeah? -And is Pops coming or not? | 0:47:20 | 0:47:24 | |
He's taken Dennis to the little boys' room. Now, calm down! | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
Abi, get in the car. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
You all right? | 0:47:36 | 0:47:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
Good lad. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:46 | |
We all set? | 0:47:46 | 0:47:47 | |
-Where's Sharon? -I dunno. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
I can't believe you had a go at Phil in front of Lola. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
-Yeah, well, it weren't in front of her. -On today of all days, Jack? | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
It wasn't in front of her! | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
You know, when we met I was a single mum, out on my ear... | 0:48:06 | 0:48:10 | |
but you just accepted me, Jack. I couldn't believe it... | 0:48:10 | 0:48:14 | |
and now I'm just an irritation who keeps doing the wrong thing. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
Yeah, well, that ain't true, is it? | 0:48:17 | 0:48:19 | |
Instead of trusting me, you think I'm going to run off with Phil | 0:48:19 | 0:48:21 | |
cos me name's on a piece of paper, Jack. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:23 | |
Is it too much for me to ask you just to do this one thing, right? | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
One thing without any questions or any aggro? | 0:48:26 | 0:48:30 | |
It's not the relationship I want. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:31 | |
Yeah, well, you going to this christening, that ain't the relationship I want! | 0:48:31 | 0:48:35 | |
Oh, right...an ultimatum. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
Well, I'm sorry I'm not the woman you want me to be, Jack. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
Sharon, that's not what I meant. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:42 | |
Look, I want to marry you, not lose you! | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
Is that your idea of a proposal? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
Yeah. Why not? Marry me. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
All right, and all I've got to do is follow your orders and I'm yours? | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
Lucky me. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:57 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:49:01 | 0:49:02 | |
Oh, nice work, everyone, well done. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
Eh? Scene of the crime. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
Put these on! | 0:49:11 | 0:49:12 | |
That's yours, yours, yours. They'll be here any minute. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
-I'm going to go check on Ayesha. -Is this really necessary? | 0:49:15 | 0:49:18 | |
Yes. If we're going to do something, | 0:49:18 | 0:49:19 | |
then we may as well do it properly or not at all. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:22 | |
Our good family name is at stake! | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
Ha! You've got a good name? | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
This is the start of us... | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
..I don't know, re-establishing ourselves, OK? | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
I want people to like us again. Don't you? | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
I do. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
Whatever. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:40 | |
Erm... | 0:49:40 | 0:49:41 | |
Yeah, Ayesha's bag isn't there, | 0:49:43 | 0:49:45 | |
and, more importantly, she isn't there either. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
What you doing, checking out your new home? | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
It is going to be home, isn't it? | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
What, with you and Amy in it, how could it not be, eh? | 0:49:59 | 0:50:01 | |
Come on. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:02 | |
Come on, we're supposed to be there by now. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:17 | |
Oi, Phil! We going or what? | 0:50:17 | 0:50:18 | |
Yeah, Sharon's going to meet us down there. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
-I ain't going without her. -Why not? | 0:50:20 | 0:50:24 | |
Phil, where you going now?! | 0:50:24 | 0:50:25 | |
He's up to something, I'm telling you. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
All right. Just leave it, eh, Lo! | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
It's meant to be your special day, remember? | 0:50:30 | 0:50:32 | |
Why's she done a runner, she was all for it this morning? | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
Should we go look for her? | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
-I'll get it. -This is going to be interesting. Hide that for me. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
-Come on, Tamwar! -All right. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:45 | |
-'Salam alaikum. -Alaikum Salam. -Please, please, come in.' | 0:50:45 | 0:50:49 | |
-Thank you, thank you. -Everyone, it's the Kayanis! | 0:50:49 | 0:50:53 | |
-Salam alaikum. -Where's Ayesha? | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
Rashid is no doubt dying to see her. Rashid, please, come in. | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
Salam alaikum. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:03 | |
-What you doing here? -Habit? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
I don't know. I thought I had everything... | 0:51:23 | 0:51:28 | |
and again it turns out I had nothing. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:30 | |
This is getting ridiculous. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, your meter's running, mate. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:40 | |
Maybe we should go without him, eh? | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
You know, I've lost everything and got it back again | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
and lost it again so many times... | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
I dunno, it's life, ain't it? | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
It's like the tide - it rolls in and rolls back out again. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
Yeah, well, I don't want to live like that any more, Phil. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
Me neither. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:09 | |
You all right? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:13 | |
I've had a...stressful morning. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
Mmm. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:16 | |
You know, we've...messed up, Sharon, you know? | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
We've messed each other up, but... | 0:52:23 | 0:52:27 | |
well, we want the same thing. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
World peace? | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
A family. A home... | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
full of people, you know? Something to build on. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
You make it sound like an empire. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
You know, there's a reason, Sharon, | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
that you turned up on my doorstep in that wedding dress. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
Well, I didn't know who else to turn to. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
Exactly. All the people that you've known in your life | 0:52:46 | 0:52:49 | |
-and you chose me, didn't you? -Well, I knew you'd help me. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:52 | |
You didn't want saving from your marriage, Sharon. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:55 | |
-You wanted saving from your life. -Please. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
You knew that I'd take Dennis in, didn't you? | 0:52:58 | 0:53:02 | |
You knew that I'd take you both in. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:03 | |
You were engaged, remember? You kicked us out! | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
Yeah, well, I did have a bit on my plate, didn't I? | 0:53:05 | 0:53:08 | |
You had a tough couple of months, I'll give you that. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
But...it all just fell apart, you know? | 0:53:11 | 0:53:15 | |
Shirley left... | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
Ben turned himself in... | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
and it all just went, but... | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
well, now... | 0:53:23 | 0:53:24 | |
now I got Lexi. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
And... | 0:53:27 | 0:53:28 | |
Well, if I had you...and Dennis... | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
..well, that's it...that's it, right there. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
I mean, it's not an empire... | 0:53:37 | 0:53:40 | |
it's a home. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:42 | |
Well, we just have to give it a name, that's all. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:47 | |
What are you saying, Phil? | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
-What you got there? -No way. No... | 0:54:10 | 0:54:13 | |
-What? -Take these. The christening's off. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:14 | |
-D'you know what? I KNEW I couldn't trust him! -Lola, what are you doing? | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
She is my baby! She ain't his, all right?! | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
Yeah, course she is. What's the matter with you? | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
I was going to do this at the church. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
Do what? | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
Sharon, we could have everything we ever wanted. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:44 | |
You know, starting today at Lexi's... | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
Our granddaughter's christening. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
"Our" granddaughter? | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
Well, a couple of hours from now, she's going to be a Mitchell and... | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
well, you could be one too. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:56 | |
-Phil... -You always have been really, Sharon, haven't you? | 0:54:56 | 0:55:00 | |
Take the name... | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
..and marry me. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:09 | |
-Here, let me... -Phil, I... | 0:55:17 | 0:55:19 | |
Take your time, yeah? | 0:55:25 | 0:55:27 | |
And think about it. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
I'll see you at the church. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:32 | |
Once you've seen one... | 0:56:21 | 0:56:22 | |
You've seen them all? | 0:56:22 | 0:56:23 | |
-Sorry, Vicar. -It's OK. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Churches generally aren't known for their radical architecture. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:31 | |
I wasn't apologising for the remark. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 | |
You've got a Mitchell christening today. Sorry. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:37 | |
Cab! Cab! | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
-Saint Cuthbert's. Do you know it? -Yep. No problem. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:50 | |
-Sorry, mate. -OK. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:52 | |
Aren't you supposed to be at a christening? | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
Is that an engagement ring? | 0:57:04 | 0:57:05 | |
Please, can you just find her? | 0:57:12 | 0:57:14 | |
Can we not just accept the fact she's gone? | 0:57:14 | 0:57:17 | |
I'm going to go tell them. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:18 | |
Ayesha's mother and brother have been planning this for weeks! OK? | 0:57:18 | 0:57:21 | |
-They trusted me with it. -More fool them. -Tamwar! | 0:57:21 | 0:57:24 | |
Zee... | 0:57:24 | 0:57:26 | |
When was the last time someone trusted us with anything? | 0:57:26 | 0:57:30 | |
That boy out there, he's a good man, you know? | 0:57:30 | 0:57:34 | |
He doesn't deserve this. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:36 | |
She's right. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:37 | |
You stay here with AJ, you keep them happy. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:39 | |
-Come on, we'll go have a look around. -Wait! | 0:57:39 | 0:57:42 | |
You're leaving me with AJ?! | 0:57:42 | 0:57:43 | |
CUTLERY DROPS | 0:57:46 | 0:57:47 | |
Happy New Year! | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
We're closed. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:53 | |
I just bumped into Sharon. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:56 | |
-I don't want to talk about it. -I do. | 0:57:57 | 0:58:00 | |
You've only been with her five minutes, Jack. | 0:58:00 | 0:58:02 | |
Well, I had to do something, didn't I? | 0:58:02 | 0:58:04 | |
Why? | 0:58:04 | 0:58:06 | |
Because she actually believes | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
that Phil Mitchell has got good intentions. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
Take it she said no, then? | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
I mean get this - of all the churches to choose, right, | 0:58:15 | 0:58:17 | |
he chooses the church where my son is buried! | 0:58:17 | 0:58:21 | |
He's making a play on her, ain't he?! | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
Oh, come on. Turn it in. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
JACK SIGHS | 0:58:32 | 0:58:34 | |
What's up with you? | 0:58:45 | 0:58:47 | |
So, you two are properly together now, then? | 0:58:50 | 0:58:53 | |
Kat's history, is she? | 0:58:53 | 0:58:54 | |
Yeah. Ancient history. | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
-Ancient! -Come on, where are they, then? | 0:58:58 | 0:59:00 | |
He said they're right behind us. | 0:59:00 | 0:59:02 | |
He was getting well naggy about us being on time as well. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:05 | |
What? "Naggy" is a word. Back me up, Alfie. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:08 | |
What's up with him? | 0:59:11 | 0:59:12 | |
Oh, just pre-christening nerves. | 0:59:12 | 0:59:15 | |
Here comes the "naggy" one! | 0:59:17 | 0:59:19 | |
-What you done with Lola and the others? -They ain't here? | 0:59:21 | 0:59:24 | |
We left them with you! | 0:59:24 | 0:59:26 | |
Lo, what you got changed for? | 0:59:29 | 0:59:32 | |
Maybe it was a mistake? Maybe it was a misprint? | 0:59:32 | 0:59:35 | |
What and it just so happens the misprint's MITCHELL, does it? | 0:59:35 | 0:59:38 | |
He organised it all, maybe wires got crossed? | 0:59:38 | 0:59:41 | |
Do you even believe the words that are coming out your mouth? | 0:59:41 | 0:59:45 | |
-Not really, no. -Don't you get it? He's trying to get between us. | 0:59:45 | 0:59:48 | |
PHONE RINGING | 0:59:48 | 0:59:50 | |
What am I going to say to him? Lo! | 0:59:50 | 0:59:53 | |
You can stuff your christening. I ain't interested! | 0:59:53 | 0:59:56 | |
Listen, I need to get back. | 0:59:58 | 1:00:01 | |
Do me a favour...keep everyone sweet, will ya? | 1:00:01 | 1:00:05 | |
Yes. Yes, I need a cab! | 1:00:05 | 1:00:07 | |
Problems? | 1:00:07 | 1:00:09 | |
-Well, so far, there's no baby, no Lola, no Billy... -No Sharon. | 1:00:09 | 1:00:15 | |
There's no Sharon, and Phil's just gone off in a cab. | 1:00:15 | 1:00:18 | |
Like I said, sorry. | 1:00:18 | 1:00:19 | |
You OK? | 1:00:32 | 1:00:33 | |
Yeah. | 1:00:35 | 1:00:37 | |
You try and forget, don't you? | 1:00:37 | 1:00:39 | |
That there's a little boy that you should be looking after | 1:00:39 | 1:00:43 | |
and then...I dunno, you come here | 1:00:43 | 1:00:45 | |
and it all sort of goes out the window, don't it? That forgetting. | 1:00:45 | 1:00:51 | |
You OK? | 1:00:51 | 1:00:52 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Rox, we got Tommy back. | 1:00:52 | 1:00:55 | |
I mean, that's nothing compared to what you went through. | 1:00:55 | 1:00:59 | |
Hey, it's all right. It's not a competition, is it? | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
You've been funny since we got here. You going to tell me or what? | 1:01:06 | 1:01:09 | |
You know, it's just... | 1:01:09 | 1:01:10 | |
It's coming back here. Just reminds me. | 1:01:10 | 1:01:13 | |
It was, like, the beginning of the end. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:15 | |
-What's that saying, united in grief? -Mm-hm. | 1:01:15 | 1:01:19 | |
I remember feeling so alone. It just... | 1:01:19 | 1:01:22 | |
Kat took it all. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:24 | |
It was like she was the only one who wanted to feel it. | 1:01:24 | 1:01:28 | |
It was just her way of dealing with things. | 1:01:28 | 1:01:30 | |
Well, that's her way of dealing with everything, isn't it? | 1:01:30 | 1:01:32 | |
You know, love....death. I mean...she's just so alone. | 1:01:32 | 1:01:37 | |
Whoever's with her, well, they're going to feel alone too. | 1:01:39 | 1:01:42 | |
And what about the person that's with you? | 1:01:45 | 1:01:47 | |
You tell me. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:53 | |
We're both here, aren't we? | 1:01:55 | 1:01:57 | |
Oh, thanks. | 1:02:16 | 1:02:17 | |
What are they? | 1:02:19 | 1:02:20 | |
Rhubarb and custard. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:22 | |
Used to love them when I was a kid. | 1:02:22 | 1:02:25 | |
What you got? | 1:02:25 | 1:02:27 | |
Revdi. | 1:02:27 | 1:02:29 | |
Been eating them constantly since I left Newcastle. | 1:02:29 | 1:02:32 | |
Mam said I should keep home with us, wherever I go. | 1:02:32 | 1:02:36 | |
I don't think she intended on us getting fat! | 1:02:36 | 1:02:38 | |
It's comforting, though. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:44 | |
Everything from home is very comforting. | 1:02:44 | 1:02:46 | |
You make that sound like a bad thing? | 1:02:46 | 1:02:48 | |
Thinking I should leave comforting behind. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:50 | |
There comes a point where comfort's what you want, believe me. | 1:02:50 | 1:02:54 | |
You realise that things that last, last for a reason. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:58 | |
That would make you suspicious of new things. | 1:02:58 | 1:03:01 | |
You want to swap? | 1:03:05 | 1:03:06 | |
Yeah. | 1:03:06 | 1:03:07 | |
Mmm, lovely! | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
'Anything?' | 1:03:19 | 1:03:20 | |
They're not that bad! | 1:03:23 | 1:03:24 | |
Nothing. | 1:03:28 | 1:03:29 | |
You haven't seen that girl that lives with us, have you? | 1:03:29 | 1:03:32 | |
-What girl? -Oh, never mind. Come on. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:36 | |
I think I prefer my comfort food. | 1:03:42 | 1:03:44 | |
See...things that last... | 1:03:45 | 1:03:48 | |
Last for a reason. | 1:03:48 | 1:03:50 | |
You can't avoid 'em for ever. | 1:03:50 | 1:03:51 | |
They can't keep looking for ever! | 1:03:51 | 1:03:53 | |
Sober up. | 1:03:59 | 1:04:01 | |
That's no way to sober up, is it? | 1:04:01 | 1:04:02 | |
When I was a nipper, Derek was always telling me to be a man. | 1:04:05 | 1:04:10 | |
-Know what I mean? "Don't let anyone push you around." -Derek? | 1:04:10 | 1:04:14 | |
As I recall, he was in charge of the pushing, most of the time. | 1:04:14 | 1:04:17 | |
That was his idea of an education, weren't it, eh? | 1:04:17 | 1:04:21 | |
To be a man meant to be in control... | 1:04:21 | 1:04:23 | |
..be in control of yourself... | 1:04:24 | 1:04:27 | |
..be in control of your family... | 1:04:28 | 1:04:31 | |
be in control of your work... | 1:04:31 | 1:04:33 | |
I couldn't stop James dying, though, could I? | 1:04:33 | 1:04:35 | |
Don't go down that road, mate, you'll do your head in. | 1:04:35 | 1:04:38 | |
I couldn't save my marriage. | 1:04:38 | 1:04:40 | |
You see, being in control... | 1:04:40 | 1:04:42 | |
..means letting things slip through your fingers. | 1:04:44 | 1:04:46 | |
Cos being a man, it's like bashing your fists against a wall | 1:04:48 | 1:04:52 | |
while the world still goes on and does what it wants anyway. | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
That what this is about, with Sharon? Being in control? | 1:04:55 | 1:04:58 | |
No, all right? It's not about that. | 1:04:58 | 1:05:01 | |
Michael, listen, with her... | 1:05:03 | 1:05:05 | |
I just...I sleep. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:07 | |
Every night, I just... I'm out. | 1:05:08 | 1:05:11 | |
Sounds passionate(!) | 1:05:11 | 1:05:13 | |
You know what I'm talking about. With her I just sleep. | 1:05:13 | 1:05:15 | |
I SLEEP. | 1:05:15 | 1:05:18 | |
Well, if you've found such peace, why you bringing marriage into it, then? | 1:05:20 | 1:05:24 | |
Cos I can't go back, can I? | 1:05:25 | 1:05:27 | |
She don't look too peaceful out there, mate. | 1:05:28 | 1:05:31 | |
She's staring at this engagement ring. She looks SHELL-shocked. | 1:05:31 | 1:05:34 | |
Engagement ring? | 1:05:36 | 1:05:38 | |
The one you proposed with? | 1:05:38 | 1:05:39 | |
I gave her an ultimatum, I didn't give her no ring! | 1:05:39 | 1:05:42 | |
I knew it! I KNEW it! | 1:05:43 | 1:05:46 | |
This is Phil, ain't it! | 1:05:46 | 1:05:47 | |
Hang on, Jack... | 1:05:50 | 1:05:51 | |
HAMMERING ON THE DOOR | 1:05:51 | 1:05:54 | |
We should hear him out. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:56 | |
You can't just run off like that - | 1:06:10 | 1:06:13 | |
otherwise we'll both end up losing her! | 1:06:13 | 1:06:14 | |
You met my daughter? Lexi PEARCE? It says so on her birth certificate. | 1:06:14 | 1:06:18 | |
-Shall I go get it? -Just calm down, will you? -Calm down? | 1:06:18 | 1:06:21 | |
I'm in a tug of war with the police, the social, | 1:06:21 | 1:06:24 | |
half of Walford are trying to take her away and the second... | 1:06:24 | 1:06:26 | |
-Sit down, will you? -..and the SECOND I drag her back, | 1:06:26 | 1:06:29 | |
you join the other end! So go on. | 1:06:29 | 1:06:31 | |
You join the police and the social, and everyone else, | 1:06:31 | 1:06:33 | |
and take my daughter away AGAIN! | 1:06:33 | 1:06:35 | |
I thought you was supposed to be family. | 1:06:40 | 1:06:42 | |
MASOOD PANTING | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
I've been exercising all morning... | 1:06:51 | 1:06:53 | |
..what's your excuse? | 1:06:55 | 1:06:56 | |
Years of chronic inertia. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:01 | |
Er... | 1:07:03 | 1:07:04 | |
Why don't you go and check on the platforms? | 1:07:04 | 1:07:06 | |
You've got youth on your side. Go on. Go. | 1:07:06 | 1:07:10 | |
Go! | 1:07:10 | 1:07:11 | |
You thought I'd be flattered? | 1:07:18 | 1:07:20 | |
-Are you joking? -I'm bringing her in, aren't I? | 1:07:20 | 1:07:22 | |
-And I thought you could change your name too. -Right. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:25 | |
-Should I be ashamed of mine? -I never say that, did I? | 1:07:25 | 1:07:27 | |
What you saying, I should just turn my back on MY family? | 1:07:27 | 1:07:29 | |
Let's not pretend you're from the House of Windsor. | 1:07:29 | 1:07:32 | |
There's a reason you've been brought up in care. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:34 | |
Yeah, and there's a reason Pops come to find me! | 1:07:34 | 1:07:36 | |
Billy's a Mitchell, ain't he? | 1:07:36 | 1:07:37 | |
That's what I'm doing, I'm giving you the chance to be like him. | 1:07:37 | 1:07:40 | |
To be one of us. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:41 | |
Is that the reason you let me have Jay and Cora as godparents? | 1:07:41 | 1:07:44 | |
You thought it'd sweeten me up, did ya? | 1:07:44 | 1:07:45 | |
You can't have Lexi growing up with all these names, she won't know where she is. | 1:07:45 | 1:07:49 | |
She won't have a different name. She'll have mine. | 1:07:49 | 1:07:51 | |
Listen...her dad is a Mitchell, yeah? | 1:07:52 | 1:07:56 | |
No matter what you think of him, he is her dad. | 1:07:56 | 1:08:00 | |
Her granddad's a Mitchell, her great-granddad is a Mitchell! | 1:08:00 | 1:08:03 | |
If you had the name too, well... | 1:08:03 | 1:08:06 | |
we'd be a proper family, wouldn't we? | 1:08:06 | 1:08:08 | |
And I look after my own, don't I, Billy? | 1:08:08 | 1:08:09 | |
You ain't that generous. | 1:08:09 | 1:08:11 | |
-Lexi'll be set for life. -She IS set for life. | 1:08:12 | 1:08:15 | |
Even if I'm poor, I will give her everything that I've got. | 1:08:15 | 1:08:18 | |
Do you really think I'm going to trust you to do the same? | 1:08:18 | 1:08:22 | |
Phil... | 1:08:22 | 1:08:23 | |
she doesn't want the name. | 1:08:23 | 1:08:25 | |
Well...if you don't trust me, what about Sharon? | 1:08:26 | 1:08:29 | |
Sharon? What's Sharon got to do with any of this? | 1:08:29 | 1:08:33 | |
I've asked her to marry me. | 1:08:33 | 1:08:34 | |
Really? What, and she knows about the name change | 1:08:37 | 1:08:40 | |
and she's cool with that as well? | 1:08:40 | 1:08:41 | |
Yeah. | 1:08:41 | 1:08:42 | |
Yeah, so it wouldn't just be me. | 1:08:42 | 1:08:45 | |
It'd be you, it'd be you, Billy, me, Sharon... | 1:08:45 | 1:08:48 | |
I mean, if that ain't the nearest thing we're going to get to a proper family, I don't know what is. | 1:08:48 | 1:08:52 | |
I wish you'd tell me what's up. | 1:09:11 | 1:09:14 | |
And I wish you'd just figure it out. | 1:09:14 | 1:09:17 | |
Please? | 1:09:17 | 1:09:18 | |
Well, the last time I was here, we buried Heather. | 1:09:19 | 1:09:23 | |
Now I'm supposed to just stick on a suit and act the big man. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:26 | |
Where's my soldier of God gone, eh? | 1:09:26 | 1:09:28 | |
Maybe it's best they don't show up, eh? | 1:09:29 | 1:09:32 | |
Where's Phil? | 1:09:34 | 1:09:35 | |
Left in a cab half hour ago. | 1:09:35 | 1:09:37 | |
And Sharon? | 1:09:37 | 1:09:38 | |
Easy, easy, easy. Vicars don't do violence. Neither do I, Jack. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:42 | |
-Just be cool, all right? -She said yes to him. | 1:09:42 | 1:09:44 | |
I bet you she's said yes to him. | 1:09:44 | 1:09:46 | |
You don't know that, Jack. | 1:09:46 | 1:09:49 | |
PHONE BEEPING | 1:09:49 | 1:09:51 | |
You're not going to shout at us? | 1:10:02 | 1:10:05 | |
Send us home? | 1:10:05 | 1:10:06 | |
You know, these things... | 1:10:10 | 1:10:13 | |
..these things are not one player. I've tried. | 1:10:14 | 1:10:19 | |
You ready? | 1:10:28 | 1:10:29 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 1:10:29 | 1:10:31 | |
Ayesha, what have you been eating?! | 1:10:31 | 1:10:34 | |
Ohh... | 1:10:34 | 1:10:35 | |
Ah, your hangover any better? | 1:10:35 | 1:10:38 | |
Getting there. | 1:10:38 | 1:10:40 | |
-I'm done with the booze, that's for sure. -Oh! | 1:10:41 | 1:10:45 | |
That's a pretty quick rebellious phase. | 1:10:45 | 1:10:48 | |
Without Dad, I got no-one to rebel against. | 1:10:48 | 1:10:50 | |
Why are you being so nice? | 1:10:55 | 1:10:57 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 1:10:57 | 1:10:58 | |
It's interrogation technique. | 1:10:58 | 1:11:01 | |
AYESHA LAUGHS | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
What we doing here, Ayesha? | 1:11:03 | 1:11:05 | |
Er, we're on a seesaw? | 1:11:05 | 1:11:06 | |
When you came here, you were so sure about everything. | 1:11:10 | 1:11:14 | |
You were going to meet Rashid, get married... | 1:11:14 | 1:11:17 | |
At home, it all seemed so simple. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:21 | |
You know, but that was before there was such a thing as London and... | 1:11:22 | 1:11:27 | |
your family and... | 1:11:27 | 1:11:29 | |
cherryade plus - AJ's name, not mine. | 1:11:29 | 1:11:32 | |
You make us sound like forbidden fruit! | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
Well, I can't imagine my brother letting us come to stay | 1:11:35 | 1:11:37 | |
if he knew what you... | 1:11:37 | 1:11:38 | |
Sorry. | 1:11:41 | 1:11:42 | |
So... | 1:11:42 | 1:11:44 | |
your eyes have been opened to the bounteous possibilities of life, | 1:11:44 | 1:11:48 | |
and you don't know what to do? | 1:11:48 | 1:11:50 | |
Sort of. | 1:11:50 | 1:11:52 | |
You want some advice? | 1:11:54 | 1:11:56 | |
Please. | 1:11:57 | 1:11:58 | |
Come home... | 1:11:58 | 1:12:00 | |
..meet Rashid. If you like him, that's great... | 1:12:01 | 1:12:05 | |
If you don't...then bid him farewell. | 1:12:05 | 1:12:10 | |
What, just...just turn him away? | 1:12:11 | 1:12:14 | |
Yeah, well, it's far less radical than doing a runner. | 1:12:14 | 1:12:17 | |
But...what about my family? His family? | 1:12:19 | 1:12:23 | |
Your family? | 1:12:24 | 1:12:26 | |
It's your life, Ayesha. | 1:12:26 | 1:12:28 | |
Huh! | 1:12:28 | 1:12:29 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:12:29 | 1:12:30 | |
Think he'll be all right? | 1:13:02 | 1:13:03 | |
You know what, when I was little, | 1:13:03 | 1:13:05 | |
I used to think churches were really sad places | 1:13:05 | 1:13:07 | |
cos they were surrounded by gravestones. | 1:13:07 | 1:13:11 | |
Yeah. It creates a vibe. | 1:13:11 | 1:13:13 | |
Yeah, but there's weddings, isn't there? And christenings... | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
Pat. | 1:13:16 | 1:13:17 | |
Yeah. | 1:13:17 | 1:13:19 | |
James is in good company. | 1:13:19 | 1:13:21 | |
Me too. | 1:13:21 | 1:13:22 | |
And there was me thinking we got all dressed up for nothing. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:40 | |
We still good to go, Vic? | 1:13:40 | 1:13:41 | |
Of course. | 1:13:41 | 1:13:42 | |
Come on, let's get inside, come on. | 1:13:42 | 1:13:45 | |
-She ain't half getting heavy. -Jay, will you take her for a minute? | 1:13:45 | 1:13:48 | |
There you are, mate. | 1:13:48 | 1:13:50 | |
-All right? -Does my hair look all right? -Yeah, it looks great. | 1:13:52 | 1:13:55 | |
Come on, then. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:56 | |
Hey, she looks gorgeous! | 1:13:58 | 1:14:00 | |
Ah, you're going to make a great godfather. | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
Alfie, is Jack in there? | 1:14:04 | 1:14:06 | |
He's down there, sweetheart. | 1:14:06 | 1:14:08 | |
Mrs Masood, please, pass on our regrets to Ayesha's family | 1:14:13 | 1:14:17 | |
that this meeting could not take place. | 1:14:17 | 1:14:20 | |
Erm, perhaps if you could just wait a little bit longer... | 1:14:20 | 1:14:22 | |
Clearly, they hadn't heard about your family's chaotic ways in Newcastle. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:26 | |
Oh, that sounds like them! | 1:14:26 | 1:14:29 | |
I'm so sorry I'm late. | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
Oh, no, it's my fault. I read the note all wrong. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:34 | |
I got all the wrong timings! | 1:14:34 | 1:14:36 | |
Well, Rashid, this is Ayesha. Ayesha, Rashid. | 1:14:37 | 1:14:40 | |
I've waited so long to meet you. | 1:14:40 | 1:14:41 | |
Well, why don't we leave them to it? | 1:14:43 | 1:14:46 | |
Mrs Kayani, are you familiar at all | 1:14:46 | 1:14:48 | |
with the wonderful delights of Walford? | 1:14:48 | 1:14:50 | |
Please, come through. | 1:14:53 | 1:14:54 | |
Uncle Ji, could you stay? | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
I'd prefer to have a chaperone. | 1:14:58 | 1:15:00 | |
Yeah. | 1:15:03 | 1:15:04 | |
Aah... | 1:15:08 | 1:15:09 | |
She looks gorgeous. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:14 | |
Don't start me off. I don't want to blubber in the pics. | 1:15:14 | 1:15:17 | |
You seen Sharon? | 1:15:21 | 1:15:22 | |
No. | 1:15:22 | 1:15:23 | |
Jack? You OK? | 1:15:44 | 1:15:47 | |
HE SIGHS | 1:15:53 | 1:15:55 | |
Just thinking about him... | 1:15:58 | 1:16:00 | |
..imagining him being an old git like me... | 1:16:03 | 1:16:06 | |
..grey hair, crow's feet... | 1:16:08 | 1:16:11 | |
and making the same mistakes as his old man. | 1:16:11 | 1:16:14 | |
Jack, I'm so sorry. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:17 | |
Listen, I really thought Phil chose this church on purpose. | 1:16:19 | 1:16:25 | |
Phil doesn't give things that much thought. | 1:16:25 | 1:16:27 | |
Just the way James died... | 1:16:27 | 1:16:28 | |
..all that happened... | 1:16:30 | 1:16:32 | |
..it's easy for paranoia to creep in. | 1:16:34 | 1:16:36 | |
I'm sorry for that. I truly am. | 1:16:38 | 1:16:42 | |
-Thanks. We're going to start in a sec. -Where is she, Phil? | 1:16:50 | 1:16:54 | |
-I told you I'm not doing it without her. -Let's just start, all right? | 1:16:54 | 1:16:57 | |
-Can you hear me?! -I said she'll be here, OK? | 1:16:57 | 1:17:00 | |
Vicar? | 1:17:00 | 1:17:01 | |
So it's my pleasure to welcome you to Saint Cuthbert's this New Year's Day | 1:17:03 | 1:17:07 | |
for Lexi's christening. | 1:17:07 | 1:17:10 | |
We meet in the name of the Father and of the Son | 1:17:10 | 1:17:13 | |
and of the Holy Spirit. | 1:17:13 | 1:17:15 | |
-ALL: -Amen. | 1:17:15 | 1:17:17 | |
The Lord be with you. | 1:17:17 | 1:17:18 | |
And also with you. | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
I've been an idiot. | 1:17:20 | 1:17:22 | |
This where you take back the proposal? | 1:17:22 | 1:17:24 | |
No, I don't mean an idiot for asking you - it's the way I asked you. | 1:17:24 | 1:17:28 | |
-Jack, either way... -Please, please. | 1:17:28 | 1:17:32 | |
Whatever your decision, | 1:17:32 | 1:17:34 | |
I don't want you thinking I wasn't being sincere, cos I was. | 1:17:34 | 1:17:39 | |
I love you, Sharon. | 1:17:39 | 1:17:41 | |
I never thought I'd be able to say that again... | 1:17:41 | 1:17:44 | |
but I can. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:45 | |
And I love you. | 1:17:45 | 1:17:46 | |
You say that like it ain't enough. | 1:17:49 | 1:17:50 | |
Is it enough? | 1:17:53 | 1:17:54 | |
Are you yourself a follower of Jesus Christ, | 1:18:09 | 1:18:12 | |
trusting the gracious promises of God? | 1:18:12 | 1:18:15 | |
BOTH: I am. | 1:18:15 | 1:18:17 | |
Are you willing to sponsor this child, answering for them now | 1:18:17 | 1:18:20 | |
and accepting responsibility for their Christian upbringing | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
in the life of the Church? | 1:18:23 | 1:18:25 | |
BOTH: I am willing. | 1:18:25 | 1:18:26 | |
I ask you now to answer in the name of this child. | 1:18:26 | 1:18:30 | |
Do you profess this faith? | 1:18:30 | 1:18:31 | |
BOTH: I do. | 1:18:31 | 1:18:33 | |
Will you follow Jesus faithfully | 1:18:33 | 1:18:34 | |
and obey his commands throughout your life? | 1:18:34 | 1:18:37 | |
BOTH: With his help, I intend to do so. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:40 | |
Let us all stand and pray. | 1:18:41 | 1:18:43 | |
-Lord, our merciful God... -(You did good.) | 1:18:50 | 1:18:53 | |
..you have promised in Christ to be our God | 1:18:53 | 1:18:56 | |
and God and Father to our children. | 1:18:56 | 1:18:58 | |
Fulfil your promise to us and, for Jesus Christ's sake, | 1:18:58 | 1:19:02 | |
receive this child as a member of your family. | 1:19:02 | 1:19:05 | |
Grant that they may receive the fullness of your grace | 1:19:05 | 1:19:08 | |
and the washing away of all their sins, | 1:19:08 | 1:19:10 | |
for without these blessings, no-one can enter your kingdom. | 1:19:10 | 1:19:14 | |
'May your spirit live and work in them, | 1:19:14 | 1:19:17 | |
'that they may be yours for ever. Through Jesus Christ, our Lord. | 1:19:17 | 1:19:22 | |
'Amen.' | 1:19:22 | 1:19:23 | |
-'ALL: -Amen.' | 1:19:23 | 1:19:24 | |
Now, if we can all move to the font at the back of the church. | 1:19:26 | 1:19:30 | |
Christ claims you for his own. | 1:19:51 | 1:19:54 | |
Receive the sign of his cross... | 1:19:56 | 1:19:58 | |
do not be ashamed to confess the faith of Christ crucified. | 1:19:58 | 1:20:02 | |
-ALL: -Fight valiantly as a disciple of Christ against sin, | 1:20:04 | 1:20:09 | |
the world and the devil, | 1:20:09 | 1:20:11 | |
and remain faithful to Christ to the end of your life. | 1:20:11 | 1:20:16 | |
May Almighty God deliver you from the powers of darkness | 1:20:16 | 1:20:20 | |
and restore in you the image of his glory, | 1:20:20 | 1:20:24 | |
and lead you in the light and obedience of Christ. | 1:20:24 | 1:20:28 | |
-ALL: -Amen. | 1:20:28 | 1:20:30 | |
Name this child. | 1:20:30 | 1:20:32 | |
No. | 1:20:32 | 1:20:34 | |
No. I meant what I said, Phil... | 1:20:34 | 1:20:35 | |
DOOR OPENS | 1:20:35 | 1:20:37 | |
Can you ask her again? | 1:20:45 | 1:20:47 | |
Name this child? | 1:20:49 | 1:20:50 | |
Lexi Billie... | 1:20:56 | 1:20:58 | |
..Mitchell. | 1:21:01 | 1:21:02 | |
Lexi Billie, I baptise you... | 1:21:07 | 1:21:09 | |
..in the name of the Father... | 1:21:11 | 1:21:13 | |
..and of the Son... | 1:21:14 | 1:21:16 | |
and of the Holy Spirit. | 1:21:16 | 1:21:17 | |
Amen. | 1:21:19 | 1:21:20 | |
-ALL: -Amen. | 1:21:20 | 1:21:21 | |
And you know, I'm of an age now where I feel I should settle down... | 1:21:27 | 1:21:32 | |
..and start a family. | 1:21:33 | 1:21:35 | |
In that case, you need to know some home truths about us... | 1:21:37 | 1:21:41 | |
-I love Justin Bieber. -MASOOD COUGHS -I mean LOVE him. | 1:21:44 | 1:21:48 | |
-I can't say I'm familiar. -And I snore. Well bad. | 1:21:48 | 1:21:52 | |
Me nan said you can hear us snoozing from Gateshead to Sunderland... | 1:21:52 | 1:21:56 | |
-Well, I am quite a heavy sleeper. -..and I've got a drink problem. | 1:21:56 | 1:21:59 | |
-No, you haven't got a... -I got drunk last night. | 1:21:59 | 1:22:01 | |
Well, we all err on occasion. | 1:22:01 | 1:22:03 | |
To be honest, I don't care what music you like or how you sleep. | 1:22:05 | 1:22:09 | |
You don't care? | 1:22:10 | 1:22:12 | |
I just care about whether you like me... | 1:22:12 | 1:22:15 | |
..and whether I like you too, of course. | 1:22:16 | 1:22:19 | |
Well, things are never perfect, are they? | 1:22:19 | 1:22:22 | |
MASOOD CHUCKLES | 1:22:22 | 1:22:23 | |
I think you're funny... | 1:22:25 | 1:22:27 | |
-that's a good start, isn't it? -Guess it is. | 1:22:27 | 1:22:31 | |
Well, as this is an introduction, | 1:22:31 | 1:22:33 | |
it's probably the best place to end, eh? | 1:22:33 | 1:22:36 | |
I promise, if we meet again, to listen to Justin Beeby. | 1:22:39 | 1:22:43 | |
He was all right...admit it! | 1:23:06 | 1:23:10 | |
He's all right. | 1:23:10 | 1:23:11 | |
Phil just wanted Lola to feel like part of the family, you know? | 1:23:15 | 1:23:18 | |
Since when has Phil ever done something for nothing? | 1:23:18 | 1:23:21 | |
Listen, everyone, get together, please, for this photo. | 1:23:21 | 1:23:25 | |
Hey, where's Phil? | 1:23:25 | 1:23:26 | |
Where's Sharon? | 1:23:26 | 1:23:28 | |
Where's Jack? | 1:23:28 | 1:23:29 | |
Yeah, I'll marry you. | 1:23:37 | 1:23:40 | |
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