10/11/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


10/11/2012

Masood, AJ and Tamwar pull together to give Bonfire Night a bit of sparkle, but there is one final firework that none of them were expecting. Can Phil and Sharon stay united?


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DOOR SHUTS

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-NEXT ROOM:

-I think I can manage.

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Just make sure everyone knows, all right? OK. That's just your job.

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-That's all I'm saying. Hey! Bonfire night...sorted.

-Fireworks?

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Yeah. Best Jake on the market had to offer.

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Going to let them go off in the gardens soon as it gets dark.

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What did they cost?

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I'm going to fix him up next week. Ooh!

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-We can afford it.

-That's the mortgage money.

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Well, actually, that's a long way off the mortgage money.

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Did you know it was due this Wednesday?

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£493.50 which we don't have.

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I'm getting paid tomorrow so you can count on that.

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I don't get paid for a while, unfortunately, but...

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lucky coin.

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-Hasn't failed me yet.

-OK. I think we might need a little more than that.

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-Something'll turn up.

-No, AJ!

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That's what people who don't pay bills think, "something will turn up."

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People who sink £500 into a motorbike.

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You know, the only reason that something turns up

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is cos people like me do something about it.

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I'm telling you, after this, you will not even know yourself.

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You know I'm pretty happy with the instant.

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I will ignore that remark because you are my best friend.

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MOBILE RINGS

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RINGING STOPS Christian, come on. You're going to have to talk to him sometime.

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He's your husband. You've got a little girl to look after.

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SHE SIGHS

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Fine.

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-Better, ain't it?

-Mmmmm.

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It's amazing.

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I guess you can stay a few more nights.

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Coffee did it for you, didn't it?

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You can stay as long as you like, actually.

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MUSIC BLARES Oh, you're kidding me. Fat Boy!

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Kim?

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-Kim?

-Up here!

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-Have you had the fridge looked at?

-What?

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-Have you had the fridge looked at?

-Can't hear you!

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-Have you had the fridge...

-Huh?

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-QUIETLY:

-I know you can hear me.

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What, Denise?

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Doesn't matter.

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Denise?

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DOOR SHUTS

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Dee?

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SHE SIGHS

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Mate...

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That's it. I know you got more than that, babe. Come on. Come on.

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Put some backbone into it. That's it. Knees...

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All right. We'll leave it there. I'll put you in the beginners' class

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-which starts tomorrow night. All right? OK. Who's next?

-Me.

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All right. Off we go.

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Um, will I be OK in this or shall I, um, take it off?

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No, no. We're going to be working pretty hard.

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See this?

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What?

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What a girl will do if she likes someone. It's tragic really.

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It's not tragic.

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You like someone, you do what you have to.

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That's easy for you to say.

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You've done what you have to do. You've got Syed.

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Let's not talk about Sy.

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Something wrong?

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-Get on the bag.

-Christian...

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Bag.

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What sort of jobs?

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Anything, really. Maintenance, shelves...

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I can do electrics.

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I can help with plumbing if you need it.

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Not sure that we do. Oh, here she is.

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-Thought you were off today?

-I knew it. I knew you were avoiding me.

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Not avoiding you. You're not supposed to be here.

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Well, Tamwar had to duck out with AJ. What have you got to say...

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about this? It's practically growing in there.

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How is that my fault?

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-Because that fridge is dodgy and everything in it is past its date.

-I can have a look at it if you like.

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This is the thing with Denise. Negativity.

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You sniff that. Tell me it's not rotten.

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-Tell me I'm being negative.

-Nothing but negativity!

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Oh shut up, idiot.

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Sorry. Is there anything else...?

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-If she finds out that I sold you...

-Well, she's not here.

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-Have you heard from her?

-No.

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That's why you have such trouble with husbands.

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Let me know if I can help with anything.

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Because it's all criticisms with you all day, innit.

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I mean, where's the love, Denise?

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SHARON GIGGLES

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Woo. That was a great weekend.

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-I can hardly walk.

-Tell me about it.

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-No hills like that in London, is there?

-Oh! Me bum!

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-HE LAUGHS

-All right?

-Yeah.

-All right?

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-Good weekend?

-Yeah. It was lovely.

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I'm going to book you in a massage.

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We've got the social worker coming tomorrow

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to go through Lexi's care plan. Need to get our story straight.

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Go on.

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-You sure?

-Yeah. It's got to be done. Where you doing it? In the pub?

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-You don't need to come, Jack. It's fine.

-No, I'll come.

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I'll just pack the bags away. I'll be there, yeah?

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So the plan is to get the local kids in here, teach them how to box.

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Give them a bit of self-respect, you know. Teach them a bit of pride.

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Sounds like an amazing programme.

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Yeah, well, if it works, it will be.

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OK. Let's have a crack at the bag, all right?

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-Thanks, guys.

-Yeah, no worries.

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She's not even subtle about it.

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Some girls are so pathetic.

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It's, er...

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It's not just some girls.

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"Please come home." What? Can't he go an hour without you?

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Been a bit longer than that.

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I've moved out.

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What?! You've only been married, like, three weeks?

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You do what you have to.

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Christian...

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It's for the best.

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-You know you're always welcome at ours.

-Thanks.

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What about Yasmin?

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Hopefully, we'll amicably find a way I can have her in my life.

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It's for the best, Luce.

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She doesn't need unhappy parents.

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You guys can survive him getting married to a woman

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and having her baby and it's for the best?

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-Yeah, well, some things are non-negotiable.

-Like what?

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Like telling your husband you love him.

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What? And he doesn't do that?

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No.

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Not for a while now.

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You know I don't have it, Dad.

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Well, I was hoping that you might be able to get it.

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I mean...

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a loan...

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a job even. Anything. I wouldn't come to you if I...

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-..if I didn't really, really need it.

-I'm sorry.

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I've got the rent to find for next week. I don't know

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-if Christian's going to pay his half.

-Why wouldn't he?

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He's moved out.

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What?

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Couple of days ago.

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Danny!

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Dad, we... We just didn't think we could make it work.

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After everything you two have been through, you didn't think you could

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-make it work? Are you joking?!

-What do you want me to do?

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What do I... I want you to try, Syed!

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-I did try.

-Well, try harder!

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Try for ever. What's the point of getting married

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if you're going to let it fall apart in three weeks?

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What's the point of a wedding? All that money...

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-Money? Is that all you can see?

-Well, it's really not a marriage, is it?

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That's what it was supposed to be. With all you spent,

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I thought at least you'd end up with a husband if nothing else.

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Is there anything - anything - in your life, Syed,

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anything at all that you haven't made a complete mess of?

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I think you should probably leave.

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I suppose I'll say something like...we share

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a sense of responsibility towards Lexi.

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And we want to make sure that she grows up

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with plenty of opportunities that a lot of kids round here don't have.

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-That's good stuff.

-And she's very gorgeous.

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We're both very fond of her.

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As we are of each other.

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Been through a lot together, haven't we?

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And obviously, we want Lexi to be a part of our lives together.

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And you've got two kids already, that's right, isn't it, Phil?

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What's your problem?

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Well, they're going to ask that.

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-Let's start with Ben. I mean, what's he been up to recently, eh?

-Jack!

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Over here, mate.

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Well, good luck with that one.

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Sorry.

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No, he's right.

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What do I say? He's... He's banged up inside for manslaughter?

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-They know all that.

-They're not going to buy it.

-Phil, they will.

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-No, he's right. We've got to work harder.

-Well, how?

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Come outside for a sec, will you?

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Won't be a minute, babes.

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What's all that about?

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Don't really want to talk about it.

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You're right. Probably nothing.

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Nothing to worry about anyway. Don't have any history, do they?

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-Are you having a laugh?

-Please.

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No. No. Absolutely not.

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No!

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She's my granddaughter.

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-This is the only way, Sharon.

-This is not the only way.

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It's the best way I can think of.

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-You don't have to wear it all the time.

-That's right, is it?

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Just for the meeting.

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Just for the meeting.

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Try it on then, yeah?

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It fits.

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This is it, boys. Day one of a new beginning.

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-You all right?

-Hey, babe.

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Glass of cava for you?

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-OK. Why not?

-Right, who's paying for this?

-He is.

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So, listen, babe, you know the money I was trying to get for Fighting Fit,

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-the new boxing programme?

-Yeah?

-It just came in.

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Really?

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Few quid in the bank, pay off the first set of invoices.

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Then we got a couple of local kids that want to join the gym,

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then we launch in a couple of weeks, right?

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Yeah. Can't wait, can we, eh? Long as them cheques keep rolling in.

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Sean was a terrible sleeper.

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What a surprise.

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I ended up sleeping on the floor of his bedroom,

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flat on the carpet, and eventually he'd nod off.

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With Stacey, I put teething gel on her dummy.

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-So you drugged her?

-No!

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Everyone used to do that.

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-Why didn't you bring the mattress in?

-What?

-With Sean.

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Why didn't you put the mattress on the floor and go to sleep on it?

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No idea.

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GLASS SHATTERS Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It's all right, it's all right. Don't panic.

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Kat. I got it, all right? Why don't you go upstairs,

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-have a bit of a rest? Go on.

-I can't. What if Tommy wakes up?

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-And it's bonfire night...

-Kat seriously, sweetheart.

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We can't keep going on like this.

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Look at you. You're exhausted. You've not smiled for weeks.

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Just go upstairs and have a rest. Go on, yeah? Go on. That's my girl.

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BABY CRIES

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Listen. He's just tired, all right? Remember what we said.

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-Yep. Stick to the plan.

-Yes.

-Let him cry if we have to.

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Short-term pain...

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-Long-term gain.

-Go on, go. That's my girl. Go on.

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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'This is Zainab. Hurry up and leave a message after the beep.'

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HORN BEEPS

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ENGINE REVS

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HORN BEEPS AGAIN

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KNOCKING ON DOOR

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ENGINE REVS AND HORN BEEPS

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Turn it off.

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Turn it off!

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I thought you were getting rid of that.

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-I am. Comfy, Tam?

-No.

-He loves it.

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Can you just tell him what this is all about cos I can't feel my bum?

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Sold it. That's a chunk there for the mortgage. 500 quid. The rest

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on delivery and that'll take care of expenses. I told you

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something would turn up.

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-I don't know what to say.

-Who cares what you say?

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We've got a crate of fireworks and a car load of dancing girls.

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And when it gets dark, they are both kicking off.

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Sorry, a car load of...?

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HORN BEEPS

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Preeti, Dani, Sophie, and...

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Dani. You can change in there, girls.

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Are you mad? What do we need dancing girls for?! Hello.

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Hi. Masood.

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-Hello. Masood. Hello.

-Hello.

-Hi. Welcome.

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Friends of mine.

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Lovely girls. Sophie's got a PhD in...astrophysics.

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I don't know what just happened there.

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Or astronomy, maybe.

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-WHISPERS:

-Turn it over. Other way. This way.

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Kat, you promised, darling.

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-He's wide awake. Look at him. What's wrong with us?

-Nothing.

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He's not a baby any more. He should be sleeping.

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He will.

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You can't keep saying that. We've got to do something about this.

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Come here. Come on. Right.

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-I want you to get a duvet.

-Why?

-If we're going to be up all night,

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-we might as well enjoy ourselves.

-No.

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Yes. Kat, listen, this is a miserable room at the moment.

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I can barely keep me eyes open. You're getting teary and grumpy.

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We need to make this a happy room. Right?

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Don't we? Yes. Happy room, eh, Tommy?

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How are you?

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I'm fine.

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-You still staying at Roxy's?

-Not any more, no.

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So where?

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Doesn't matter.

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Went to make coffee this morning...

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The pot's gone.

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Yeah, well, it does belong to me.

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Yeah, I know, but...

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..little things.

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Busy day?

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Just at the gym.

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I was at the gym, you can ask Lucy, cos I'm not like you.

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-You going to throw that into every conversation from now on?

-Yeah.

-Do you think that's fair?

-Yes, I do.

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I want us to work.

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I want us to try.

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I think Daddy wants a cuddle.

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You go give him a big cuddle.

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Hey.

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You know how easy it is to be with somebody else?

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You see that guy sat opposite you on the tube, he gives you that look

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and you could be off at the next stop. But I don't do that.

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When I get that look, I don't do that.

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Because I think about how much I love you

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and how much it would hurt you. THAT is what trying is.

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I made a mistake.

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I'm trying to fix it.

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And how you going to do that exactly?

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By having you here.

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By you coming home.

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Please?

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It hasn't been an easy time for me.

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I know it's not been easy for you but...

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-..we just want you home.

-Why?

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Why would I do that?

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Because...

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..Yasmin loves you.

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Look at her.

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Daddy.

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She misses her Daddy Christian, don't you?

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Come home.

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DOOR SHUTS

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-Mmmm.

-Hey.

-Perfect. Just finishing. So this is what we're going to do...

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-We're going to have a bit of dinner...

-Yeah.

-Then we're going

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-to take Dennis to the fireworks.

-I don't fancy going all the way to Victoria Park.

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-No, it ain't there. Masood's brother's got some, apparently.

-Oh!

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Oh, and I booked a massage for Wednesday morning.

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-So I'm going to powder my nose. Will you keep stirring that?

-'Course.

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What's that?

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I'm sorry.

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What is it?

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It's an engagement ring.

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Yeah, I know that, but why are you wearing it?

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It was Phil's idea.

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Oh! I bet it flaming is!

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No. We have to make it look like we're engaged

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or they won't take us seriously.

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Oh, Jack. Come on, he's desperate.

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All right. Well, take it off.

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I can't.

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-What?

-It's stuck.

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It was fine when he put it on but...

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Oh, he put it on, did he?

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Look, my fingers are swollen. I'll take it off in the morning.

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No. Come here.

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You're not going to bed with me wearing that.

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Oh, will you shut up!

0:20:340:20:36

This is serious, Jack.

0:20:360:20:38

It's his granddaughter. Don't you understand that?

0:20:380:20:41

Lexi's Phil's family and if we don't get it right, they'll take her away.

0:20:410:20:46

If you don't get over all this "I'm bigger and stronger" rubbish

0:20:460:20:49

and act like a grown-up,

0:20:490:20:51

then you won't be having me in your bed for quite some time.

0:20:510:20:54

HE COUGHS

0:20:560:20:58

If this doesn't get it off, I'll cut that finger off, all right?

0:20:580:21:01

There you go. Enjoy. >

0:21:080:21:10

Here, Ray, do us a favour, mate.

0:21:130:21:15

Grab us a bottle of whisky? The good stuff under the pump.

0:21:150:21:17

What for?

0:21:170:21:18

Oh. Medicinal purposes only.

0:21:180:21:20

Listen, you and Trace all right to hold the fort for me?

0:21:200:21:22

On bonfire night?

0:21:220:21:23

You the man!

0:21:230:21:24

-Alfie!

-Yes, love!

0:21:240:21:26

Are you coming to see the fireworks?

0:21:260:21:29

Yes, I am, darling. Do us a favour.

0:21:290:21:30

Get out there, get us a good spot and I'll bring you out a glass, yeah?

0:21:300:21:33

Lovely.

0:21:330:21:34

Right.

0:21:340:21:36

The last you saw me, I was heading out looking for her.

0:21:360:21:39

All right. Later on.

0:21:390:21:40

You coming?

0:21:540:21:56

Yeah.

0:21:580:22:00

HE SIGHS

0:22:120:22:14

FIREWORKS EXPLODING

0:22:550:22:57

LAUGHTER AND TALKING IN BACKGROUND

0:23:000:23:02

ARABIAN MUSIC STARTS

0:23:050:23:07

INDISTINCT BUSTLE AND LAUGHTER

0:23:320:23:33

Are we ready?!

0:24:000:24:01

Everybody? Come on!

0:24:010:24:02

-CHEERING

-That's it!

0:24:020:24:05

Come on, hurry up!

0:24:050:24:06

Woah!

0:24:120:24:14

CHEERING

0:24:140:24:15

All right.

0:24:150:24:18

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

0:24:180:24:21

CROWD: Six, five, four, three...

0:24:210:24:25

Yeah, keep going, keep singing! Here we go now!

0:24:250:24:28

CROWD: ..two, one!

0:24:280:24:29

CHEERING AND WHISTLING

0:24:320:24:34

There you go, darling. Get this down your neck.

0:24:570:25:00

Whoa! Look at that one!

0:25:020:25:03

Fantastic. Unbelievable!

0:25:030:25:06

Better being up here than stuck out in the cold, eh?

0:25:060:25:09

Mmm. It's much better.

0:25:090:25:11

Guy Fawkes, eh?

0:25:110:25:13

Guy flaming Fawkes!

0:25:140:25:17

I mean, think about it, right, Kat,

0:25:170:25:18

why would anybody not want to be English?

0:25:180:25:21

OK, apart from the beaches, and the weather

0:25:210:25:23

and all that holiday stuff.

0:25:230:25:25

But we got it right here, ain't we? This is lovely.

0:25:250:25:28

Dark, cold...

0:25:280:25:30

and all cosied up here like this.

0:25:300:25:33

Yeah, it's like, we're a nation of writers and dreamers

0:25:330:25:36

and dragons, ain't we?

0:25:360:25:38

Yeah. From Shakespeare to the Jam. Bobby Moore to...

0:25:400:25:42

people who like to blow things up like that Guy Fawkes bloke.

0:25:420:25:46

Mental!

0:25:460:25:48

Oh, wow.

0:25:480:25:50

Kat, would you believe it? Tommy's fast asleep.

0:25:500:25:54

FIREWORKS SCREAM OUTSIDE

0:25:570:25:59

KNOCKS AT DOOR

0:26:070:26:09

All I can offer is killer coffee.

0:26:180:26:21

Pretty good, ain't it?

0:26:350:26:37

Pretty good? They're fantastic!

0:26:370:26:39

Kamil would go crazy. He loves fireworks!

0:26:390:26:43

Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, to all of you.

0:26:430:26:46

Syed, I was really out of line today.

0:26:480:26:50

You do whatever you have to do. I will support you, whatever.

0:26:500:26:53

AJ? You saved us!

0:26:560:27:00

You see that house? You saved it.

0:27:000:27:03

Tamwar. Tam. You're just the best boy!

0:27:030:27:07

I've been a nightmare, haven't I?

0:27:080:27:11

Yeah...

0:27:110:27:13

OK!

0:27:130:27:14

All right. Boys together. Masood boys. Yeah?

0:27:140:27:18

And that...belongs to you.

0:27:200:27:23

Turns out it WAS good luck.

0:27:230:27:25

Yeah!

0:27:260:27:28

Come on, bring it! >

0:27:280:27:30

MUSIC STOPS

0:27:320:27:34

People are trying to sleep here, you know?!

0:27:370:27:40

And put some clothes on!

0:27:440:27:46

DOORBELL RINGS PHIL: All right.

0:27:550:27:56

DOORBELL RINGS I said, all right, didn't I?

0:27:570:28:00

Phil. Lend us a tenner, will you?

0:28:120:28:13

I couldn't lug this all the way from the High Street on Shank's Pony.

0:28:130:28:16

-What is it?

-I'll explain later, just pay the man.

0:28:160:28:18

I've got that social worker coming. I've got to get the house straight.

0:28:180:28:21

What do you think this is all about, eh? Finishing touches.

0:28:210:28:24

Well, one of them anyway.

0:28:240:28:25

Yep. I'll have a couple of them, ta.

0:28:280:28:30

-And a couple of them ones.

-Yellow roses?

-Yellow, yeah.

0:28:300:28:34

-Listen, good luck today.

-Luck? I don't need no luck.

0:28:360:28:39

Not if me and Pops have anything to do with it, anyway.

0:28:390:28:41

Yeah. And one of them.

0:28:460:28:47

Breakfast?

0:29:200:29:22

Not that you've much in. What have you all been living on, air?

0:29:250:29:29

I'm going to go to work.

0:29:310:29:32

Work? Where do you work? And on an empty stomach?

0:29:320:29:34

Yeah, I got used to it.

0:29:340:29:36

I am sorry.

0:29:480:29:49

All right, Masood? I am sorry.

0:29:490:29:52

Everything just happened at the same time and...

0:29:560:29:59

..it was just a mess. I couldn't think straight.

0:30:010:30:04

-I shouldn't left like that...

-Or taken Kamil.

-You told me to go!

0:30:060:30:09

You said we were over.

0:30:130:30:15

You said it was over.

0:30:160:30:18

And do you think any of us were thinking clearly that day?

0:30:180:30:21

You didn't ask me to stay.

0:30:210:30:23

I was out there, missing the whole family...

0:30:240:30:27

-We needed you here.

-It didn't look like it last night.

0:30:270:30:30

Certainly didn't look like anyone was missing me last night.

0:30:300:30:34

You all seemed to be having a great old time.

0:30:340:30:36

Why don't you ask Syed how good a time he's been having lately?

0:30:380:30:41

Why? What's happened?

0:30:410:30:44

Masood, what's happened?

0:30:450:30:47

Never fails, does it?

0:30:490:30:50

The magic word?

0:30:510:30:52

Syed.

0:30:520:30:54

Just look at you.

0:30:560:30:57

-Well?

-Don't even ask.

0:31:030:31:05

Tam! Has she talked about what happened? What I did?

0:31:070:31:11

No, actually.

0:31:110:31:12

So far all we've had is, "You haven't much in.

0:31:120:31:15

"What have you been surviving on?"

0:31:150:31:16

It's like nothing's happened - it's like she's never been away.

0:31:180:31:22

That's what it feels like.

0:31:220:31:23

Does she ever actually think before she opens her mouth?

0:31:260:31:28

Syed?

0:31:300:31:31

Christian came round last night.

0:31:330:31:35

Right. Is he moving back in?

0:31:370:31:38

He asked me why he should.

0:31:390:31:40

And you said...?

0:31:420:31:43

I told him Yasmin was missing him.

0:31:430:31:46

Sorry, you said what?

0:31:460:31:48

I didn't mean it to come out like that.

0:31:480:31:50

What? You didn't think before you opened your mouth either?

0:31:500:31:53

You're both exactly the same as each other.

0:31:530:31:55

Maybe you should just move in together, both of you,

0:31:550:31:57

you and Mum, give the rest of us a break.

0:31:570:32:00

Three bacon sarnies to go. Quick as you can, yeah?

0:32:040:32:06

Got three builders back at the B&B with their tongues hanging out

0:32:060:32:09

and my cooker's gone and died, innit?

0:32:090:32:10

Not the only thing that's died, the way this lot's going on.

0:32:100:32:14

-Lucy?

-Environmental Health. They made a visit a few weeks back.

0:32:140:32:17

-Oh?

-Went through the place with a fine toothcomb.

0:32:170:32:20

And they didn't find anything.

0:32:200:32:22

But that doesn't stop them sending us all these guidelines and stuff.

0:32:220:32:26

So they didn't, um, give any warning at all?

0:32:260:32:29

No. They never do.

0:32:290:32:30

And if they don't like what they see, that's it,

0:32:300:32:33

you get the book thrown at you.

0:32:330:32:35

-All right, Kim?

-Where'd she go?

0:32:380:32:41

Dunno. She couldn't get out of here quick enough. Coffee, please.

0:32:410:32:43

-Steady, steady, where's the fire?

-Sorry. Emergency at home.

0:32:450:32:50

-What do you think of this, Phil?

-DOORBELL RINGS

0:32:540:32:57

Like Piccadilly Circus here this morning.

0:32:570:32:59

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Phil?

0:33:010:33:03

All right, all right, I'm coming!

0:33:030:33:04

DOORBELL RINGS

0:33:040:33:06

-Hold these.

-Do what?

-Hold them, I dropped some.

0:33:100:33:14

First it's like Piccadilly Circus, now it's like Columbia Road market.

0:33:140:33:17

Oh, shush, go and get them in some water.

0:33:170:33:19

Who are they for?

0:33:190:33:20

Well, they ain't for you.

0:33:200:33:22

Well, come on then!

0:33:230:33:24

-Oh yeah, nice one, Pop.

-Lovely whiff, innit, eh? See, Phil.

0:33:300:33:34

Smell of baking bread, makes a house feel all welcoming.

0:33:340:33:38

-Lola read an article about it last night, didn't you, babe?

-Yep.

0:33:380:33:40

And with a few of them flowers dotted around the place...

0:33:400:33:43

It smells like the inside of a docks brothel in here.

0:33:430:33:45

We'll have to bow to your superior knowledge on that one.

0:33:450:33:48

Oi. Phil's been doing his bit.

0:33:480:33:49

Look at this place - wonder he ain't gone down with housemaid's knee.

0:33:490:33:53

Suppose it don't look like the usual pigsty in here.

0:33:530:33:56

-This is important, you know, Phil.

-Yes. Yeah I know it is.

0:33:590:34:03

Thought you might say that.

0:34:030:34:04

That's why me and Pops have billed everything to you.

0:34:040:34:08

Well, we can't afford it, can we?

0:34:080:34:10

Ooh. Oh look, Pops, he looks like a bullfrog, don't he?

0:34:110:34:15

The way his eyes just bulge out of his head

0:34:150:34:17

when he gets a little bit angry.

0:34:170:34:19

-Hope Lexi don't turn out like you.

-You finished?

0:34:190:34:23

Yes. But you ain't. Get yourself down the caff.

0:34:230:34:25

I know I'm the probably the last person he wants to see right now...

0:34:280:34:31

-Probably?

-But I really, really want to see him.

0:34:310:34:33

-Not here you won't.

-Don't be like this, Rox.

0:34:330:34:35

-Christian's not with me!

-He's not left the Square?

0:34:350:34:38

The mood he was in, I wouldn't bet against it, Syed.

0:34:380:34:40

DRUM 'N' BASS MUSIC BLARES

0:34:400:34:42

Much more of that and I might join him.

0:34:420:34:44

Look. I saw him this morning. He's with Lucy, all right?

0:34:480:34:51

-I've gotta go.

-Rox, I really, really am sorry.

0:34:520:34:55

Oh, for what? Or is the list too long?

0:34:550:34:57

Don't tell me, let's see - lying? Your stupid scams?

0:34:570:35:01

Or Danny perhaps? What do you want, Syed?

0:35:010:35:04

Because Christian doesn't know, and he doesn't reckon you do either.

0:35:040:35:07

So until you've worked that out, leave him alone.

0:35:070:35:09

-Give us half a dozen iced buns, will ya?

-What, no fairy cakes?

0:35:170:35:20

Just stick 'em in a bag, yeah?

0:35:200:35:22

-Sharon's on her way over.

-Right.

0:35:230:35:26

Yeah. Looking a million dollars she is too.

0:35:260:35:28

Hair's done, new clothes... nice new ring.

0:35:280:35:32

-I don't want no trouble.

-No, course not.

0:35:320:35:36

-Just one mate helping out another, right?

-Right.

0:35:360:35:39

A game.

0:35:390:35:41

Sort of.

0:35:410:35:42

Just like that ring, ain't it? Fake.

0:35:420:35:44

So is it final? You and Christian?

0:35:560:35:58

I've just heard all about it from your father.

0:35:580:36:01

Yes. He's moved out.

0:36:020:36:04

Well, you can't let him.

0:36:040:36:06

You have to fight for him. You have to refuse to let him go.

0:36:060:36:09

Syed, you cannot give up like this.

0:36:090:36:11

So that's it?

0:36:110:36:12

What?

0:36:120:36:14

After everything I've done. The business? Is all that forgotten?

0:36:140:36:17

No, of course not. Why do you think I left?

0:36:180:36:21

I was disappointed.

0:36:250:36:26

But that is all in the past, OK? Christian is the here and now, Syed.

0:36:290:36:33

I hate seeing you like this, I really do...

0:36:340:36:37

So that's it?

0:36:390:36:41

What?

0:36:410:36:43

This. It's all about you, it's how you feel.

0:36:440:36:48

-No, I am just trying to help.

-Interfere, you mean?

-Syed...

0:36:480:36:51

You don't know anything, Mum.

0:36:510:36:53

You weren't even here while it was all going on.

0:36:530:36:55

All what?

0:36:550:36:57

Just back off.

0:36:570:36:58

Do you think we've done enough?

0:37:060:37:07

-We couldn't have done any more, could we?

-What if it all goes wrong?

0:37:070:37:10

-It won't.

-What if they say...?

0:37:100:37:12

Lola, it won't. All right? Just gotta play the waiting game now.

0:37:120:37:16

Eh?

0:37:160:37:18

Look like you're off to meet the Queen.

0:37:230:37:25

Well, this place has scrubs up well, too.

0:37:270:37:30

-Not the usual pigsty? Lola.

-Charming.

0:37:320:37:34

Listen, there's been a slight change of plan.

0:37:340:37:37

I spoke to Social Services last night. They reckon there's more

0:37:370:37:40

chance with a fostering rather than a residency application.

0:37:400:37:43

What? Well, thanks for telling me, Phil.

0:37:430:37:45

I'm telling you now...Sharon, please, don't go into one of your moods.

0:37:450:37:49

This is my granddaughter we're talking about.

0:37:490:37:51

I mean, if this bloke says no...if I don't get this right...

0:37:510:37:54

-DOORBELL RINGS

-He won't. And you will.

0:37:540:37:57

Not if you don't let him in, though.

0:37:570:37:59

I thought I should come and say hello, properly.

0:38:120:38:14

Welcome home.

0:38:160:38:18

And to apologise for leaving you short-staffed like that. Tamwar,

0:38:190:38:24

why are you wearing that?

0:38:240:38:26

Why do you think?

0:38:260:38:28

-This is where you're working?

-Doing well he is, too.

0:38:280:38:32

Taken to it like a duck to water.

0:38:320:38:33

I can see someone has a little something to learn.

0:38:330:38:37

I think you'll find those things there, they go on the middle shelf.

0:38:370:38:40

-Not any more.

-Since when?

0:38:400:38:41

Since Tamwar suggested it'd make a much more eye-catching

0:38:410:38:45

display over there and I agreed.

0:38:450:38:47

In fact, it's just one of the few improvements that

0:38:470:38:49

old Tamwar's made in here.

0:38:490:38:51

Yeah, but they've always gone there,

0:38:510:38:53

that's how the customer knows where to find them.

0:38:530:38:55

OK, Mum, and now they don't go there.

0:38:550:38:58

Now things have changed, things aren't how they used to be.

0:38:580:39:00

Ring any bells?

0:39:000:39:02

OK, just to explain what I'm sure you already know,

0:39:120:39:15

I'm Rick Gekowski, a Fostering Assessment Social Worker

0:39:150:39:19

appointed by Walford Local Authority.

0:39:190:39:21

And I'm here because you've agreed to be added to the care

0:39:210:39:24

plan for Lexi?

0:39:240:39:25

Yeah, well, we decided to follow Trish's advice.

0:39:250:39:28

We believe this has the potential to work out best for Lexi.

0:39:280:39:31

So any questions so far?

0:39:310:39:34

Cake?

0:39:350:39:37

To be honest, Phil, if I ate all the cake I'm offered on these

0:39:370:39:40

sort of house visits, I'd be the size of a house myself.

0:39:400:39:43

-Just trying to make an effort.

-Yeah. Yeah. I know.

0:39:430:39:46

Which is a lot better than not making any at all.

0:39:460:39:48

I see that too many times as well.

0:39:480:39:50

-They hate me. All of them.

-Of course they don't.

0:39:550:39:58

Don't patronise me, Denise.

0:39:580:40:00

Why shouldn't they?

0:40:010:40:03

It was wrong of me to run off like that, wasn't it?

0:40:030:40:05

It was selfish.

0:40:080:40:10

It was craven. It was cowardly.

0:40:100:40:15

Sorry, was I supposed to say, "No it wasn't?"

0:40:150:40:18

All I've done since I've come back,

0:40:200:40:22

is I've told everybody what they're doing is wrong.

0:40:220:40:24

-That's just you, though.

-Interfering. All the time.

0:40:240:40:27

But they know you don't mean anything by it.

0:40:270:40:29

Tamwar was right, you know? What he said.

0:40:290:40:32

I can't just come back and expect to pick up where I left off.

0:40:320:40:35

You can't change who you are, Zee.

0:40:350:40:38

Can't I?

0:40:410:40:43

OK, so the first item on the check-list -

0:40:460:40:48

why do you want to care for Lexi?

0:40:480:40:50

Cos she's my...

0:40:510:40:52

..flesh and blood - it's only natural, ain't it?

0:40:540:40:56

-She's not your flesh and blood though, Sharon.

-No.

0:40:560:40:59

But for richer or poorer, better or worse...

0:41:010:41:03

not that having Lexi would make things worse...

0:41:030:41:07

All part of marriage, isn't it?

0:41:080:41:10

-Yeah.

-Taking on each other's burdens.

0:41:100:41:13

Lexi ain't a burden. You know, where we come from it's simple -

0:41:130:41:18

never turn your back on your own.

0:41:180:41:20

Sounds like a good place where you come from.

0:41:200:41:24

And the mother?

0:41:250:41:27

Lola?

0:41:270:41:29

She'll be involved in all this too, will she?

0:41:290:41:32

That depends.

0:41:320:41:33

On what?

0:41:340:41:35

On her.

0:41:350:41:37

On you. You say, involve her, we'll involve her.

0:41:370:41:40

You say don't, then we'll take your advice.

0:41:410:41:43

And what do you say?

0:41:450:41:46

I mean, forget us, forget our advice -

0:41:490:41:51

how do you feel about all that?

0:41:510:41:53

I say involve her.

0:41:570:41:58

Nice to know we're in total agreement.

0:42:000:42:02

OK, so next I'd like to ask about your other children.

0:42:060:42:10

Here we are. Look, there's a slide.

0:42:130:42:15

Go on, off you go.

0:42:170:42:19

Hey.

0:42:200:42:21

No Christian today?

0:42:250:42:26

No.

0:42:270:42:29

-Holding the fort, are you?

-It's no hardship, is it?

0:42:290:42:32

You know, it's weird.

0:42:320:42:34

What is?

0:42:350:42:37

You look at them sometimes and you think, "I'm in prison."

0:42:370:42:41

Then something happens and you think,

0:42:410:42:43

"That's exactly where I want to be."

0:42:430:42:46

Throw away the key.

0:42:480:42:50

You're bringing a child of your own into this marriage, Sharon?

0:42:540:42:57

Denny. Yeah.

0:42:570:42:58

And Denny's father?

0:42:580:43:00

He was killed. A few years ago.

0:43:020:43:04

He got on the wrong side of a nutter.

0:43:050:43:08

-That can't have been easy.

-No. It was hell.

0:43:080:43:10

Didn't think I'd ever get out from under it.

0:43:110:43:13

Well, maybe I wouldn't if it hadn't been for Denny.

0:43:150:43:17

Your son's older, of course, isn't he, Phil?

0:43:200:43:23

Yeah.

0:43:230:43:25

And how do you feel about him, Sharon?

0:43:250:43:27

Well, how do you mean?

0:43:270:43:29

Phil's son's up on a murder charge.

0:43:290:43:31

It's manslaughter.

0:43:320:43:34

A charge he's pleaded guilty to.

0:43:350:43:37

Your former husband was murdered.

0:43:390:43:42

Well, it's like you said, Ben's already pleaded guilty,

0:43:430:43:46

so he won't be around for a bit.

0:43:460:43:48

So let's not think about it then?

0:43:490:43:50

No. It's just not an issue with us, that's all.

0:43:500:43:53

It's going to become an issue though, isn't it?

0:43:530:43:55

I mean forgive me, Phil, if this sounds harsh,

0:43:570:43:59

but even if Ben goes down for ten years, she'll hardly be

0:43:590:44:03

a grown woman...

0:44:030:44:05

..and if there are any tensions in the house...

0:44:060:44:08

Of course it's something we're going to have to deal with, I know that.

0:44:080:44:12

But what happened to my husband

0:44:120:44:15

really was just down to a nutter, plain and simple.

0:44:150:44:17

Well, what Ben did, it wasn't the same.

0:44:180:44:22

Before you ask, it wasn't Phil's fault either.

0:44:230:44:26

Phil's only looked after him for the past couple of years.

0:44:280:44:31

When Ben came to this country he was

0:44:320:44:35

already a frightened, and confused kid...

0:44:350:44:39

a damaged kid.

0:44:390:44:40

But Phil did his best, didn't you, darling?

0:44:420:44:45

The damage had already been done?

0:44:450:44:47

Yeah.

0:44:480:44:49

And it couldn't be undone?

0:44:510:44:52

Let me try and explain it a bit better...

0:44:540:44:57

Actually, Phil, I'd rather you did. I mean, this is your son we're

0:44:570:45:00

talking about and you're really not saying very much at all.

0:45:000:45:03

Just going to get some more coffee.

0:45:080:45:10

Won't be a sec.

0:45:130:45:14

Phil?

0:45:180:45:19

You heard him. What's the point? He's already made his mind up.

0:45:210:45:24

-No, he hasn't.

-All them questions?

0:45:240:45:26

Look, he's asking the sort of questions he's paid to ask,

0:45:260:45:29

the sort of questions anyone has to ask in his position.

0:45:290:45:34

There's a lot at stake here. A little girl's whole future.

0:45:350:45:38

Could see it in his eyes.

0:45:380:45:39

Leave the kid with a chancer like that? Yeah, yeah, right.

0:45:390:45:42

He's just doing his job, Phil, like you should be doing right now.

0:45:420:45:47

You're a grandfather and you have rights.

0:45:470:45:50

Now, start acting like one and get in there and fight for them.

0:45:500:45:53

And what if he's right?

0:45:530:45:55

What?

0:45:550:45:56

What if I shouldn't be left to look after her?

0:45:560:46:00

You said it yourself, didn't you?

0:46:000:46:01

There's a kid's whole future at stake.

0:46:010:46:03

Look what happened to the last one.

0:46:030:46:05

Doesn't mean Lexi'll turn out the same.

0:46:050:46:07

Fair bet something bad is going to happen, ain't it?

0:46:070:46:10

Look at my track record. It's not just Ben, is it?

0:46:100:46:12

It's Lou as well.

0:46:120:46:14

So you don't even try.

0:46:140:46:15

What kind of future is she going to have, then?

0:46:160:46:18

Is everything OK?

0:46:200:46:22

Yeah, yeah, course, we were just coming back.

0:46:220:46:24

Is there anything that either of you two want to tell me?

0:46:390:46:42

Look - Phil, Sharon, this is only going to work

0:46:450:46:47

if you're both completely honest with me.

0:46:470:46:49

-Yeah, let's be honest, shall we?

-Yeah. Let's.

0:46:520:46:54

We're both feeling that we're not quite what you're looking for.

0:46:560:46:59

We're both feeling like you're expecting someone else.

0:46:590:47:02

So let's put this on the line, shall we?

0:47:020:47:06

What exactly are you expecting? Perfect parents?

0:47:070:47:11

Well, we ain't that.

0:47:110:47:13

What do you want? People who've never made a mistake?

0:47:140:47:17

We're not that either.

0:47:170:47:19

Who were you hoping to meet?

0:47:200:47:21

People who've never screwed up? Well, go somewhere else.

0:47:210:47:24

So that's what we're not.

0:47:270:47:28

But what we are, is us.

0:47:300:47:32

And as far as kids are concerned, we'd go to the ends of the earth for them.

0:47:330:47:37

Will we make mistakes? Yeah. Yeah.

0:47:370:47:41

Probably. Could we do things better from time to time?

0:47:410:47:43

Almost definitely.

0:47:430:47:45

Will we mess up now and again like every other parent in the world?

0:47:450:47:49

Then take us out and shoot us.

0:47:490:47:50

So who else were you hoping to meet?

0:47:520:47:54

Hallelujah, it speaks.

0:47:540:47:56

I thought you'd taken a vow of silence or something.

0:47:560:48:00

Someone who'd let you get a word in edgeways?

0:48:000:48:02

Cos you won't find that here either.

0:48:020:48:04

Oh, hark at him. The original motormouth most of the time.

0:48:040:48:07

See what I mean?

0:48:070:48:09

The only man who opens his big gob to put his size tens in it.

0:48:090:48:11

But listen, no-one will ever, ever harm our kids...

0:48:110:48:16

..and there's no parent in the world who could love them more.

0:48:160:48:19

Now if that's not enough, I suggest you take your files,

0:48:200:48:23

and your case notes, and your questions...

0:48:230:48:26

..and, well, you stick 'em where the sun don't shine.

0:48:270:48:30

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:48:310:48:33

Sure you don't want some cake?

0:48:350:48:37

Christian, I've been leaving messages all morning.

0:49:030:49:06

Please call me.

0:49:060:49:07

I've been doing some thinking - a lot of thinking

0:49:090:49:13

about me and you...

0:49:130:49:15

..and Yasmin...

0:49:160:49:17

BUZZER

0:49:170:49:19

Amira.

0:49:260:49:28

Hi.

0:49:280:49:29

How'd it go?

0:49:340:49:35

I don't know.

0:49:350:49:37

And what's this I'm hearing about fostering all of a sudden?

0:49:370:49:39

Yeah, Pops heard from the Social.

0:49:390:49:42

Lola, look, it's the best chance we've got,

0:49:420:49:44

it doesn't change anything, you know?

0:49:440:49:46

You're still Lexi's mum.

0:49:460:49:48

He hasn't said anything?

0:49:480:49:50

What's he doing now then?

0:49:500:49:52

He wanted to go through Phil's businesses.

0:49:530:49:55

-I know him.

-What?

0:49:550:49:58

Yeah. He worked on a couple of child protection cases I was involved in.

0:49:580:50:01

Oh. Is that right?

0:50:010:50:03

-Oh no...

-Jack, just a quick word?

0:50:040:50:06

-No.

-Please? And find out what he's thinking.

0:50:080:50:11

That won't be very professional, will it?

0:50:120:50:15

Yeah, but you're not a professional. Any more.

0:50:150:50:17

So are you working round here?

0:50:480:50:49

Yeah. Just been to see Phil Mitchell and Sharon Rickman.

0:50:490:50:52

Do you know them?

0:50:520:50:54

I've seen them around, yeah.

0:50:540:50:56

Phil owns this place, doesn't he?

0:50:560:50:59

Yeah. I don't really come in here that much.

0:50:590:51:01

-So you don't know much about them then?

-Such as?

0:51:010:51:04

You know? What they're like? are they well suited...?

0:51:040:51:06

Yeah, yeah, I think so...

0:51:070:51:09

Nice try, Jack.

0:51:110:51:13

I saw Sharon talking to you not five minutes ago.

0:51:130:51:16

-I can guess what about too.

-Ah.

0:51:160:51:19

-She's a resourceful lady.

-Yeah, she is.

0:51:190:51:23

Then again, sounds like she's had to be.

0:51:230:51:25

I can't give you any inside track, you know that.

0:51:270:51:29

That's fair enough.

0:51:290:51:31

But for what it's worth, I agree.

0:51:330:51:34

I think they're well suited too.

0:51:360:51:38

Thank you.

0:51:410:51:43

For...?

0:51:440:51:45

For agreeing to sit down with me and to listen to what I have to say.

0:51:450:51:50

I'm very grateful.

0:51:500:51:52

Great. So where's Mum?

0:51:530:51:54

-What?

-I think she's been abducted by aliens,

0:51:540:51:57

and they've sent an imposter in her place.

0:51:570:51:59

-Tamwar!

-That's more like it.

0:51:590:52:03

I have acted very badly.

0:52:070:52:10

Not just in going away, but also since I've come back.

0:52:100:52:13

But all of that is going to change...

0:52:130:52:16

..because from now on I am going to change.

0:52:170:52:21

Ah. And where've we heard that before?

0:52:210:52:23

From now on there will be no more...

0:52:250:52:27

meddling, interfering...

0:52:270:52:30

secrets...

0:52:300:52:32

nagging...

0:52:320:52:34

judging...

0:52:340:52:36

complaining and definitely no more taking sides.

0:52:360:52:40

That is my promise to you.

0:52:400:52:43

That is my pact.

0:52:430:52:44

Well, say something.

0:52:480:52:51

Masood?

0:52:530:52:54

Dream on.

0:53:030:53:04

All done?

0:53:120:53:13

Just getting Sharon a drink to say thanks.

0:53:140:53:17

That is OK, ain't it?

0:53:170:53:20

Wouldn't want you getting the wrong idea.

0:53:200:53:22

No chance.

0:53:220:53:24

Well, no need is there? It's like you said -

0:53:240:53:26

it's all fake.

0:53:260:53:28

You should have called.

0:53:460:53:47

You could have taken Yasmin out for the day, spent some time with her.

0:53:480:53:52

You know, proper family time.

0:53:530:53:55

Actually, it's family I wanted to talk to you about.

0:53:570:53:59

I'm, um...

0:53:590:54:01

..I'm getting married again.

0:54:040:54:05

I met someone whilst I was away. I know it's a bit of a whirlwind,

0:54:050:54:09

but...

0:54:090:54:10

-You're happy.

-Very.

0:54:100:54:12

Well, I'm pleased.

0:54:120:54:15

-The thing is, my fiance...

-He doesn't know about Yasmin?

0:54:150:54:18

No, he knows about her...

0:54:180:54:20

If it's difficult you can take things slowly,

0:54:200:54:22

build up contact gradually.

0:54:220:54:24

He lives in Birmingham.

0:54:240:54:25

He wants us to be a family, Syed.

0:54:270:54:28

A proper family. Right from the start and so do I.

0:54:280:54:31

We want to be together.

0:54:340:54:37

Him, me...

0:54:370:54:39

..and Yasmin.

0:54:400:54:41

MUSIC PLAYS

0:54:460:54:47

Yeah. This... Um, you can't do this.

0:54:500:54:55

Oh, yes, I can. Your mum promised, remember?

0:54:550:54:57

No more interfering, no more complaining, no more nagging.

0:54:570:55:01

How can we pass up a chance like this?

0:55:010:55:04

-But she will kill you.

-Exactly.

0:55:040:55:06

She'll break her word, snap it like a twig.

0:55:060:55:09

There's no way she can keep that mouth of hers shut.

0:55:090:55:12

Come on, we've probably only got till lunch time,

0:55:120:55:15

we may as well enjoy it while we can.

0:55:150:55:18

Eh?

0:55:180:55:20

Yeah.

0:55:220:55:23

Good morning.

0:55:280:55:30

Hello.

0:55:300:55:31

Daddy.

0:55:310:55:33

-HE LAUGHS

-Daddy.

0:55:330:55:35

Yeah.

0:55:360:55:37

SHE MOANS

0:55:390:55:41

OK, OK, OK.

0:56:040:56:06

There you go, two bacon butties, straight from the Palace kitchen.

0:56:100:56:15

Fit for royalty, no less.

0:56:150:56:17

-Excuse me?

-Oh, more milk?

0:56:170:56:20

OK. Just give me a minute.

0:56:200:56:22

Hiya!

0:56:220:56:24

-Ian!

-Kim... Um...

0:56:430:56:45

I saw you.

0:56:450:56:46

When?

0:56:460:56:48

Yesterday, with your dodgy bin bags.

0:56:480:56:50

There wasn't any dodgy bin bags.

0:56:500:56:52

Then why were you hiding them?

0:56:520:56:54

What, I can't even put out my rubbish without it being front page news?

0:56:540:56:57

Those bags were full of out-of-date food, OK.

0:56:570:57:00

Look, you've got to be careful.

0:57:000:57:02

Because if someone else sees you do what I saw you do,

0:57:020:57:04

they're going to jump to the wrong conclusions.

0:57:040:57:06

Ian, I run a very tight ship here, OK? So just don't worry.

0:57:060:57:11

Listen, the last thing you, or Lucy, or anybody else needs

0:57:110:57:14

-is to be under the spotlight for food hygiene, OK?

-OK.

0:57:140:57:17

MUSIC PLAYS

0:57:200:57:22

Oh, what...

0:57:220:57:24

Morning, Zainab.

0:57:260:57:29

-AJ.

-Sleep well?

0:57:290:57:32

Yes, slept very well, thank you.

0:57:330:57:36

If you need any breakfast, just help yourself.

0:57:360:57:38

No, I...

0:57:380:57:39

I seem to have lost my appetite.

0:57:390:57:42

Tamwar. Good morning.

0:57:420:57:44

Mum.

0:57:440:57:45

Have you run out of socks?

0:57:470:57:48

SHE CHUCKLES

0:57:480:57:50

No.

0:57:500:57:51

Good morning. Sleep well?

0:57:540:57:55

Hm.

0:57:550:57:57

Can I get you anything? Some tea, coffee?

0:57:570:58:00

Some coffee, if there is any...

0:58:000:58:03

Great. Coffee coming right up.

0:58:030:58:05

Oh... Zee Zee, I think some Kashmiri chai would go down much better.

0:58:050:58:11

Kashmiri chai?

0:58:130:58:15

Uh-huh.

0:58:150:58:16

Coming right up.

0:58:160:58:18

I know what you're doing, AJ. It's not going to be that easy.

0:58:220:58:26

CLOCK TICKING

0:58:280:58:31

-Alfie, wake up.

-Mmm...

0:58:430:58:45

It's Tommy.

0:58:450:58:47

-Kat, he'll stop. I promise you he'll stop...

-No, he has!

-What?

0:58:470:58:51

HE SIGHS

0:58:510:58:53

Listen. Look at the time!

0:58:530:58:54

-No.

-Yeah!

0:58:560:58:58

-No, it isn't.

-It is.

0:58:580:59:00

THEY LAUGH

0:59:000:59:02

It is! Good boy, Tommy.

0:59:020:59:05

That's my boy! Well done, son.

0:59:050:59:06

-Come on, just another half an hour.

-Yeah.

0:59:060:59:08

-You want to make me a fry up.

-Yeah, right.

-Yeah, go on.

0:59:080:59:11

Sausage, egg, bacon, beans,

0:59:110:59:12

tomatoes, toast, fried bread.

0:59:120:59:14

-Oh!

-There you go.

0:59:160:59:18

I don't suppose you've got another?

0:59:180:59:20

-Another?

-Yeah.

0:59:200:59:21

What do you need so much ice for?

0:59:230:59:24

To keep my fresh food "on ice," as they say.

0:59:240:59:27

You know, chilled and preserved to perfection.

0:59:270:59:29

Right.

0:59:290:59:31

Well, just until my new fridge comes. It comes today, yeah.

0:59:310:59:35

Top of the range. No less.

0:59:350:59:37

Nice.

0:59:370:59:39

It's cold, innit?

0:59:400:59:42

KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:59:420:59:43

-There.

-Thanks.

0:59:470:59:49

KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:59:490:59:50

Oh, I need to get that.

0:59:500:59:51

Do you think he's all right?

0:59:510:59:53

-Course he's all right. He's just out for the count, ain't he?

-He can't be.

0:59:530:59:56

-Yes, well, he is.

-He slept right through. We slept right through.

-Kat, I know. Shh, I know.

0:59:561:00:00

So what do we do now?

1:00:031:00:05

Come on.

1:00:051:00:06

Kat, Alfie, delivery!

1:00:061:00:08

Oh, there you are...

1:00:111:00:13

Jean, shh. It's Tommy!

1:00:131:00:14

Oh, I'm so sorry. I haven't woken him up, have I?

1:00:141:00:16

-He slept right through, eight hours.

-Brilliant!

1:00:161:00:19

I always knew he would, eventually.

1:00:191:00:21

-Well, me and Kat have got some catching up to do, OK?

-Anything I can help you with?

1:00:211:00:24

Uh... No, I think I can manage.

1:00:241:00:26

THEY CHUCKLE

1:00:261:00:27

So I'll tell the delivery men you'll be down in a tick then, yeah?

1:00:271:00:30

Yeah. Cheers, Jean.

1:00:301:00:32

Yeah, thanks, Jean(!)

1:00:321:00:35

KAT LAUGHS

1:00:351:00:37

Kim, is that you?

1:00:401:00:43

Yeah, just a sec.

1:00:431:00:45

Hey, babe.

1:00:531:00:54

-Hi.

-OK, so listen, your cooker's not working, you know the reason why?

1:00:541:00:58

Why?

1:00:581:00:59

You're going to need some of these.

1:00:591:01:01

-Mice?

-'Fraid so.

1:01:011:01:03

What, they'd switched it off?

1:01:031:01:05

No, they chewed through the cable.

1:01:051:01:07

-Oh.

-But, but, but I have replaced it.

1:01:071:01:10

Oh, thank you.

1:01:101:01:11

So what's going on?

1:01:111:01:13

Is there nothing that you can't do?

1:01:131:01:15

I think you deserve a little... A little...

1:01:151:01:19

Ah! Hey!

1:01:191:01:21

-Your hands are freezing, babe.

-What?

-What have you been doing?

-Nothing.

1:01:211:01:24

Babe, your hands are ice cold.

1:01:241:01:25

Well, you know what they say, the colder the hands,

1:01:251:01:28

the warmer everywhere else is.

1:01:281:01:31

Speaking of colder, what's going on with the fridge?

1:01:311:01:34

Oh, uh... Modernising. Nothing but the best for here.

1:01:341:01:36

So where's all the food?

1:01:361:01:38

-In the caff.

-The caff?

1:01:381:01:40

Lucy's letting me keep the stuff in their fridge.

1:01:401:01:42

OK, all right.

1:01:421:01:43

But listen anyway, yeah? If you need anything else...

1:01:431:01:47

Later.

1:01:471:01:49

Promises, promises.

1:01:491:01:51

SHE SIGHS

1:01:531:01:55

Finished?

1:01:551:01:57

Yeah. Oh, oh, just leave it. We've got a system.

1:01:571:02:01

No point washing up every time a couple of things get dirty.

1:02:031:02:06

That way, we only have to do it every couple of days.

1:02:061:02:10

Sounds like a good system.

1:02:111:02:13

Syed. Hello.

1:02:171:02:19

Mum.

1:02:191:02:20

Look, I'll get straight to the point.

1:02:221:02:25

Amira's getting married and she's asked if...

1:02:251:02:28

Well, if I would consider letting her take...

1:02:291:02:31

..have Yasmin.

1:02:331:02:35

As a bridesmaid? How lovely.

1:02:351:02:37

No, full time.

1:02:371:02:38

Well, that's Amira for you. As soon as she hears that you and Christian have split up...

1:02:401:02:44

She doesn't know.

1:02:441:02:45

-Would anyone like some more chai?

-You have said no, of course?

1:02:451:02:48

I haven't said anything right now.

1:02:481:02:50

But I think I've got to do what's best for Yasmin.

1:02:501:02:53

And right now, I can't hold a candle to what Amira has to offer.

1:02:531:02:57

Offer? What does she think...?

1:02:571:02:59

Syed, you can't, OK.

1:03:051:03:07

No, Zainab, this has nothing to do with us.

1:03:071:03:10

This is Syed's decision, and his alone.

1:03:101:03:13

-Dad's right.

-Right? How is he right?

1:03:131:03:15

How is it right that she should grow up away from us and from her family?

1:03:151:03:18

Tambo...

1:03:181:03:20

Mum? Can you just say something and stop this stupid pact thing?

1:03:201:03:24

OK, sweetheart. There is nothing to say.

1:03:251:03:28

Nothing to say? She's your grand-daughter. Both of you.

1:03:281:03:31

Look, I've got to go. Mum...

1:03:311:03:32

You can't just let this happen, OK.

1:03:321:03:35

Please, just don't make this any harder than it already is.

1:03:351:03:37

It should be hard, it should be impossible.

1:03:371:03:40

OK, enough, Tam.

1:03:401:03:41

Can you not see that he's in agony?

1:03:441:03:46

He doesn't know what to do.

1:03:461:03:48

OK, I don't care what he's done,

1:03:511:03:52

I just don't see why Yasmin should pay for it.

1:03:521:03:54

So you still ain't heard anything from the social worker?

1:04:061:04:09

-Well, he never said he'd call.

-Maybe we should call?

1:04:091:04:11

No, leave it. It's fine.

1:04:111:04:13

Are you sure? Are you sure the interview went all right?

1:04:131:04:15

Yeah.

1:04:151:04:17

Well, it was a bit of a rocky start, but once we got going...

1:04:171:04:19

Rocky start?

1:04:191:04:21

Well, it's only you sit there thinking one wrong word and...

1:04:211:04:24

But, Lola, it's fine, really. Nothing to worry about.

1:04:241:04:26

-Still, got a long way to go.

-Yeah.

1:04:261:04:29

She knows, she knows. Don't you?

1:04:291:04:31

Thanks, Sharon.

1:04:311:04:32

You don't have to thank me, it was my pleasure.

1:04:321:04:34

Maybe we should get Lexi something.

1:04:341:04:36

-Take it to the parenting class, you know, to celebrate.

-Yeah.

1:04:361:04:39

Here you are, let me.

1:04:391:04:40

No, no, no. Phil, it's all right, I've got it.

1:04:401:04:43

Come on, don't be silly. Take it, it's fine.

1:04:431:04:45

No, no, it's all right.

1:04:451:04:47

Cora's put a few bits away, only costs a couple of quid.

1:04:471:04:49

-It's all right, don't need it.

-You sure?

1:04:491:04:51

Yeah. I mean, she just said, we got it.

1:04:511:04:54

What are you doing?

1:05:081:05:10

I was looking for an earring. I lost it last week.

1:05:101:05:13

Where's all the milk gone from breakfast?

1:05:131:05:16

It's finished, finished.

1:05:161:05:19

The sooner that fridge gets here, the better.

1:05:191:05:22

Well, it's on its way as we speak.

1:05:221:05:24

You see now, that's the difference between me and you, Denise.

1:05:241:05:26

I waited for the sales. It's called savvy. Business savvy.

1:05:261:05:30

Yes. Let's hope that's not the only difference, then.

1:05:301:05:33

You know what, I could sell these rooms five times over.

1:05:331:05:36

Yes, I dare say, but you're not having mine.

1:05:361:05:39

You're not having mine.

1:05:391:05:42

-Oh!

-Hello, it's Matthew Grindlay.

-Yes, come in.

1:05:421:05:45

Environmental Health Inspector.

1:05:451:05:47

Are you Kimberley Fox?

1:05:471:05:49

-No. I mean, yes.

-Well, I think I'd better stay, then.

1:05:491:05:51

No, no. It's all right. Thanks a lot for everything, yeah. See you later. Have a good day, see you later.

1:05:511:05:56

So, are you looking for a room?

1:05:561:05:59

No. I'm sorry to report, but there's been a complaint.

1:05:591:06:03

A complaint?

1:06:031:06:04

One of your guests at breakfast

1:06:041:06:06

said there were mouse droppings on her plate.

1:06:061:06:09

SHE LAUGHS

1:06:091:06:10

-No, no...

-I'm afraid so.

1:06:101:06:12

No. Well, no-one complained to me.

1:06:121:06:14

That is often the case.

1:06:141:06:16

Well, no. No, sorry, no.

1:06:161:06:18

Whatever the mouse is said to have done, it didn't do it here.

1:06:181:06:21

-No?

-No.

1:06:211:06:23

Because... For starters... my cooker is not working.

1:06:231:06:27

And I can prove it.

1:06:271:06:29

Then, who did cook the breakfast?

1:06:291:06:33

Well, that's easy.

1:06:331:06:35

Across the Square, round the corner is a caff called Cindy's.

1:06:351:06:38

They cooked it.

1:06:381:06:39

Right.

1:06:411:06:43

Right.

1:06:431:06:45

Yes.

1:06:491:06:50

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

1:06:501:06:52

She's finding it really tough.

1:06:561:06:58

Most of the time she gets to spend with Lexi is in a parenting class.

1:06:581:07:02

Listen to me, anyone who can give birth on McKlunkys' floor

1:07:021:07:07

can overcome anything.

1:07:071:07:09

HE CHUCKLES

1:07:091:07:11

Yeah, I suppose.

1:07:111:07:12

-She'll get there.

-Pops!

1:07:121:07:15

Hey, there she is.

1:07:151:07:16

-All right?

-All right.

1:07:161:07:17

Look, do you think she'll like that?

1:07:171:07:19

-Ah, she's going to love it.

-What time we got to be there?

1:07:191:07:22

Oh, sorry, Pops, I promised Sharon.

1:07:221:07:25

She really wanted to come and after everything she's done, I...

1:07:251:07:28

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's, that's fine. No worries.

1:07:281:07:31

You sure?

1:07:311:07:33

Yeah, that's cool.

1:07:331:07:35

-Cool?

-Yeah, cool.

1:07:351:07:36

-See ya.

-See ya.

1:07:361:07:38

-How much for the...?

-Forget it.

1:07:401:07:43

-Are you sure?

-Give it to me when you've got a job.

1:07:431:07:46

And if I hear of anything, I'll let you know.

1:07:461:07:49

Thanks, Cora.

1:07:501:07:52

-That must've been hard.

-No, what?

1:08:141:08:17

Not saying anything to Syed.

1:08:171:08:18

Well, it is important that I keep my promise.

1:08:181:08:22

And I've said that I will change, and I am trying to change.

1:08:221:08:25

You can speak, you know.

1:08:251:08:28

Of all the times that I wished that Christian was not with Syed

1:08:311:08:34

and it happens to be now.

1:08:341:08:36

I mean, how much bad luck can one person stand?

1:08:361:08:38

This didn't just happen, Zee, this is not kismet.

1:08:381:08:41

This is a result of the choices he's made.

1:08:411:08:44

He's made, no-one else. And it's time for him to take responsibility for them.

1:08:441:08:49

Everyone makes mistakes.

1:08:491:08:50

No, this isn't a mistake, this is Syed for the first time in his life

1:08:501:08:54

having to put somebody else's best interests before his own.

1:08:541:08:57

I'm not blind.

1:09:001:09:02

I can see he's in a bad way, I can see how painful this is

1:09:031:09:07

but, you know what, Zee, I'm glad.

1:09:071:09:08

Finally, he has to take responsibility for his own actions.

1:09:081:09:13

If he's to mature, if he's to grow up,

1:09:131:09:16

-then he has to deal with this himself.

-Masood...

1:09:161:09:18

Zee, no, it would be wrong, it would be very wrong

1:09:181:09:23

if he was to pass off his daughter's future onto you, me or anyone else.

1:09:231:09:27

He's her father, he's the only one that can make this decision.

1:09:271:09:32

Either he steps up to the plate, or...

1:09:331:09:36

Or?

1:09:361:09:38

We're not going to lose Yasmin.

1:09:421:09:44

That is not going to happen, not with Amira.

1:09:441:09:48

Given the chance, she'd make a wonderful mother.

1:09:481:09:52

And if I didn't think that,

1:09:541:09:56

then I'd be fighting for Yasmin with every last breath in my body.

1:09:561:09:59

I've got a couple of things to do...

1:10:071:10:11

..before my shift.

1:10:131:10:15

Masood...

1:10:201:10:21

I'm sorry about you and Christian.

1:10:351:10:37

You know?

1:10:371:10:39

I was in the Minute Mart this morning.

1:10:391:10:41

The timing of my visit couldn't have been much worse, could it?

1:10:411:10:45

-I can come back in a week, a couple of weeks?

-No, no, no. It wouldn't make a difference, would it?

1:10:471:10:51

My life would still be a mess, my relationship a disaster,

1:10:511:10:55

-and my prospects nonexistent.

-Don't say that.

-Why not?

1:10:551:10:58

It's true.

1:10:581:11:00

I take it you haven't spoken to Christian, then?

1:11:001:11:02

There's no point.

1:11:041:11:06

Look, Syed, I know you, remember?

1:11:061:11:08

I also know what it's like to love someone and lose them.

1:11:081:11:11

Think of everything you gave up, everything it cost you,

1:11:111:11:14

you'd do it all again, wouldn't you?

1:11:141:11:16

You know it's true.

1:11:191:11:20

Why are you doing this?

1:11:241:11:26

Because taking Yasmin away is going to be difficult.

1:11:261:11:30

It's got to be the right decisions for the right reasons,

1:11:301:11:33

not because I've caught you at a bad time.

1:11:331:11:35

Look, for our daughter's sake, yours and mine,

1:11:351:11:37

please don't do anything until you've spoken to Christian.

1:11:371:11:40

My beautiful, adorable, wide-awake goddess of love.

1:11:471:11:49

I'm talking to you, Kat, all right.

1:11:491:11:51

THEY LAUGH

1:11:511:11:52

I'm just thinking, right, the bar's not too busy

1:11:521:11:55

and Roxy's holding the fort, maybe we could...

1:11:551:11:58

-We could...?

-We could maybe have a little siesta

1:11:581:12:00

without the siesta, eh?

1:12:001:12:03

Oi, any chance of getting a drink round here, or what?

1:12:031:12:06

Ah, spoke too soon, didn't I?

1:12:061:12:08

What can I get you, girls?

1:12:081:12:10

-Three large scotches, please. At last.

-Right.

1:12:101:12:14

Oh, my head... It's like living in a drum machine.

1:12:141:12:17

-Lucky girl.

-What I don't understand is why would anyone pay Fat Boy to listen to that?

1:12:171:12:21

That says you're getting old, Rox.

1:12:211:12:23

Oh, thank you. What have you done with Scarlett this time anyway?

1:12:231:12:26

She's up there with Tommy and Aunty Jean.

1:12:261:12:30

Oh, yeah? See you later.

1:12:301:12:32

Kat, can you and Alfie take over this afternoon?

1:12:321:12:35

-I've got a headache.

-Yeah, sure.

1:12:351:12:37

You got a problem with that?

1:12:371:12:39

-No, we had plans, but I'll make it up to him later.

-Good.

1:12:391:12:42

Here, lads. I tell you, forget your waterboarding,

1:12:451:12:47

you want proper torture, yeah?

1:12:471:12:48

Try getting up with Tommy five times in the night.

1:12:481:12:51

But you know that lovely moment you go to sleep, it's like... Ahhhh!

1:12:511:12:54

And you hear that little snoring... And it just feels so good!

1:12:541:12:57

THEY CHUCKLE

1:12:571:12:58

Now you're back in the land of the living,

1:12:581:13:00

-there's a poker game tomorrow night, you in?

-You try keeping me out, mate.

-Good.

1:13:001:13:04

Listen, I thought you said

1:13:041:13:06

-Lucy was going to put all your stuff in her fridge?

-No, no, I said she offered.

1:13:061:13:09

Ah, that's lucky.

1:13:091:13:11

Health inspector's been in there all morning.

1:13:111:13:13

-Really?

-Uh-huh.

1:13:131:13:15

Ian looked pretty worried.

1:13:151:13:16

You know, I'll be back in a minute.

1:13:161:13:20

-OK.

-Yeah.

1:13:201:13:21

Sleep, sleep, perchance to dream...

1:13:211:13:25

You know what, I preferred it when you didn't sleep.

1:13:251:13:28

-He's in a good mood, don't spoil it.

-Sounds like he's on a promise.

1:13:281:13:31

HE CHUCKLES

1:13:311:13:33

-He is, actually.

-Oh, yeah? Lucky boy.

1:13:331:13:36

I think she smiled at me.

1:13:361:13:37

No, she definitely did.

1:13:371:13:39

DOOR OPENS

1:13:391:13:40

-All right, Billy?

-Hi.

-All right, Pops?

-Grab a seat, mate. Oh.

1:13:401:13:43

It's all right, I'll grab you one.

1:13:431:13:45

-No, no, it's all right, don't let me interrupt.

-No, don't be silly, help yourself.

1:13:451:13:49

Well, there ain't much to help yourself with.

1:13:491:13:51

THEY CHUCKLE

1:13:511:13:53

-Sorry, we grabbed something on the way back, we didn't know you were coming.

-Yeah, that's all right.

1:13:531:13:57

So how did it go?

1:13:571:13:59

It was brilliant, weren't it?

1:13:591:14:00

She thinks Lexi's smiled at Sharon.

1:14:001:14:03

Yeah? Great.

1:14:031:14:05

Lost? How can the driver be lost?

1:14:091:14:11

Kim's Palace, Albert Square, how hard can it be to find?

1:14:111:14:13

KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:14:131:14:14

Hang on, that might be him now.

1:14:141:14:16

Look, someone's at the door, you better hope it's him with my fridge.

1:14:161:14:19

I'm sorry to bother you again,

1:14:191:14:20

but the cafe's all clear, which I'm afraid suggests the problem is here.

1:14:201:14:25

Problem?

1:14:251:14:26

KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:14:311:14:33

LOUD MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND

1:14:331:14:35

Rox!

1:14:351:14:36

What you doing, I've been knocking for five minutes.

1:14:391:14:41

LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES

1:14:411:14:45

How do you stand it?

1:14:471:14:48

SHOUTING: How do you stand it?

1:14:501:14:52

All right, with these, with these. I thought he was going to be out.

1:14:521:14:55

I tell you, it's like this 24/7!

1:14:551:14:57

HE CHUCKLES

1:14:571:14:58

I can help you out.

1:14:581:14:59

-Oh, please. Anything, what?

-What you doing tonight?

1:14:591:15:02

Well, let me have a think about that for a minute...

1:15:021:15:04

Um, the helicopter's in for repairs and Brad's busy with Angelina,

1:15:041:15:08

so, no, I've got nothing booked.

1:15:081:15:10

Do you want to babysit?

1:15:101:15:11

Did I not make myself clear enough last time...!

1:15:111:15:14

MUSIC STOPS, THEN CONTINUES AGAIN

1:15:141:15:16

Yeah. When do I start?

1:15:181:15:20

So, you haven't been using a fridge?

1:15:221:15:26

Yeah, my sister has explained, it's being delivered today.

1:15:261:15:29

Yeah, and I've got a receipt here. Look.

1:15:291:15:31

Can I see your food safety records?

1:15:411:15:44

When you do your daily opening and closing checks?

1:15:451:15:48

Ha, ha, you nearly had me there.

1:15:501:15:51

Trick question, innit? Go on, next one?

1:15:511:15:54

What's he writing?

1:15:571:15:58

Dunno.

1:15:581:15:59

What have you been using instead of a fridge?

1:15:591:16:01

Nothing.

1:16:011:16:03

Nothing?

1:16:031:16:04

You know you have to make sure that you're storing food safely,

1:16:041:16:09

in airtight containers and at the right temperature and so on?

1:16:091:16:12

If food needs to be stored, it needs to be chilled, I chill it, innit?

1:16:121:16:16

Simple as.

1:16:161:16:18

Where? How?

1:16:181:16:19

Kim?

1:16:211:16:23

Well, you know what they say,

1:16:241:16:26

necessity is the grandmother of all invention.

1:16:261:16:29

See?

1:16:411:16:43

You think mice can get through this?

1:16:431:16:46

They couldn't, even if they wanted to for their Winter Olympics.

1:16:461:16:50

You see, it's fresh.

1:16:511:16:54

HE SNIFFS

1:16:541:16:56

Hmm.

1:16:581:16:59

So you've never seen or had any problem with mice?

1:16:591:17:05

No. Scout's honour.

1:17:051:17:08

Look, whoever complained this morning they're just probably... a troublemaker or something, it's...

1:17:081:17:13

MOUSETRAP SNAPS

1:17:131:17:14

-What was that?

-What was what?

1:17:151:17:17

I didn't hear anything. Did you, Denise?

1:17:171:17:19

Maybe it was just something next door. You don't have to go there. No, it's OK.

1:17:191:17:23

You want to come back, you want a cup of tea?

1:17:231:17:25

Oh, please tell me that is not what I think it is.

1:17:271:17:31

SHE SIGHS

1:17:311:17:32

Come and have a go.

1:17:441:17:45

Be cross with me, Christian, don't take it out on her.

1:17:491:17:52

Take it out on her? Is that what you think?

1:17:521:17:54

No.

1:17:571:17:59

I just...

1:18:011:18:02

I want us to be a family again.

1:18:021:18:06

Look what I found.

1:18:091:18:11

I love this little girl more than I can say.

1:18:151:18:17

Let's be honest.

1:18:171:18:19

Only reason we stayed together as long as we did was because of her.

1:18:191:18:23

She's still here.

1:18:251:18:26

I mean, what more can you want than the three of us back together again?

1:18:281:18:33

We had that, Sy.

1:18:351:18:37

It wasn't enough.

1:18:371:18:39

-I

-wasn't enough.

1:18:411:18:43

Bye.

1:18:481:18:49

Christian...

1:18:541:18:55

Look, please, look... Just wait... Look, come tomorrow, yeah?

1:19:071:19:10

-If you come tomorrow, you'll see.

-I'm sorry.

1:19:101:19:13

-You can't close the kitchen.

-I'm afraid I can, and I have to.

1:19:131:19:16

You've obviously got a problem here.

1:19:161:19:18

-Yeah, but what about my guests?

-They can stay, but you can't serve any food.

1:19:181:19:21

-What? All because of a mouse that's now dead?

-Either you close the kitchen voluntarily

1:19:211:19:26

-or I obtain a court order from the magistrate.

-Magistrate?

1:19:261:19:29

-No, no, no...

-OK, so close for how long, then?

1:19:291:19:31

Until we're satisfied that you've dealt with all of the problems that we've identified today.

1:19:311:19:35

OK, so, what we saying, then? Are we talking about a day, two days...?

1:19:351:19:39

As long as it takes

1:19:391:19:40

and that depends on you, really.

1:19:401:19:42

My advice would be to get someone from pest control in,

1:19:421:19:45

and quickly.

1:19:451:19:47

Pest control?

1:19:471:19:48

Kim, there's some men looking for you, I think it's a delivery.

1:19:491:19:53

No...

1:19:541:19:56

Kim...?

1:19:561:19:57

-What did I say?

-Nothing, just go. Come on.

-What happened?

1:19:581:20:03

Kim?

1:20:031:20:04

METALLIC CLATTERING

1:20:041:20:05

Alfie?

1:20:051:20:07

Hey. We're on our own down here...

1:20:071:20:10

No, listen, listen, the barrel store is all well and good, yeah,

1:20:101:20:13

but a girl wants romance.

1:20:131:20:15

Kat, what you talking about romance? I can do romance, you're looking at the king of romance.

1:20:151:20:19

-You know that, don't you?

-Yeah, I know.

-OK.

-But let me give it a go, yeah?

-Uh-huh.

1:20:191:20:23

I want to do something for you, something special, right.

1:20:231:20:26

Tomorrow.

1:20:261:20:27

If you can hang on till then, I'll make it worth your while.

1:20:271:20:30

-Tomorrow?

-Mmm.

1:20:301:20:32

So you'll just have to tie a knot in it.

1:20:321:20:34

THEY LAUGH

1:20:341:20:35

I'll try.

1:20:351:20:37

-Ooh... You look like you could do with a drink.

-Yes.

1:20:471:20:51

Scotch, please, Alfie.

1:20:511:20:53

Coming up, my darling.

1:20:531:20:55

There you go.

1:20:571:20:58

Thank you. "Business...savvy."

1:20:581:21:01

I'll drink to that.

1:21:011:21:04

HE CHUCKLES

1:21:041:21:05

Hey...

1:21:261:21:27

I've been trying to ring you.

1:21:301:21:31

Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.

1:21:311:21:33

Have you spoken to Christian?

1:21:371:21:39

What did he say?

1:21:441:21:45

HE SIGHS

1:21:491:21:51

Syed, I'm so sorry.

1:21:511:21:53

No, it's OK.

1:21:561:21:57

I'm OK.

1:21:581:21:59

Yasmin...

1:22:041:22:05

..she's all yours.

1:22:111:22:14

Are you sure?

1:22:151:22:17

Syed, thank you.

1:22:211:22:23

Thank you so much.

1:22:241:22:26

Mummy...

1:22:261:22:28

SHE SIGHS

1:22:281:22:29

Alfie! Alfie!

1:22:351:22:38

Alfie! Is he not in there?

1:22:381:22:40

Alfie boy!

1:22:401:22:41

-Alfie, get your backside out here, will ya!

-Alfie!

1:22:411:22:44

-Oh, have a look, it's Father Christmas!

-What you doing here?

1:22:441:22:46

-What you talking about, it's poker night, innit?

-No.

1:22:461:22:49

Oh, come on, we're here, you're here. What's the problem?

1:22:491:22:52

-No, no, I can't.

-What do you mean, you can't?

1:22:521:22:55

I got something on, all right? Listen...

1:22:551:22:58

OK, just go into the kitchen - make yourselves at home.

1:22:581:23:00

-Just give me a couple of minutes, all right?

-What are you like?

1:23:001:23:03

-Just go through.

-Look at the state of you.

-Sort it out.

1:23:031:23:06

Did you tell him that I'm cooking a meal?

1:23:081:23:10

That I've got Mum and Dad to baby-sit Yasmin?

1:23:101:23:13

What do you expect? He is incredibly upset.

1:23:131:23:16

I just need a chance to explain.

1:23:161:23:18

The thing is, he doesn't want to hear it.

1:23:181:23:20

There must be some way of persuading him. Please, just...

1:23:201:23:23

..will you give it another go?

1:23:241:23:26

Oh...

1:23:301:23:31

..I can see why he doesn't want to play poker.

1:23:321:23:34

He can't afford it.

1:23:341:23:35

Why, what's that?

1:23:351:23:37

It's Kat - look, she's pawning her jewellery.

1:23:371:23:41

Cor. Look at that, I knew they were in trouble, didn't think they were in that much trouble.

1:23:411:23:45

-How much?

-Two and a half grand.

1:23:451:23:46

350 quid a month for the next year.

1:23:461:23:49

-Cor! That's over a grand in interest.

-Leeches!

1:23:491:23:52

So what do we do now, then?

1:23:521:23:54

You suggesting a whip-round?

1:23:541:23:55

Hardly.

1:23:551:23:57

Lads, listen, I'm really sorry about tonight.

1:23:571:24:00

Can't you just get out of whatever it is?

1:24:001:24:02

-No, cos, well, Kat, she's taking me out on a date.

-Yeah, where is she?

1:24:021:24:06

I don't know exactly. That's the whole point.

1:24:061:24:08

It's going to be a big surprise.

1:24:081:24:09

She's going to text me and I follow instructions.

1:24:091:24:12

It's called romance, Derek - you wouldn't understand.

1:24:121:24:16

Well, better be somewhere special

1:24:161:24:18

if she's having to pawn her engagement ring to pay for it.

1:24:181:24:20

-Derek!

-Hold on a second, Derek.

1:24:201:24:22

For your information it wasn't her engagement ring, it was her mum's

1:24:221:24:25

and it was really precious to her.

1:24:251:24:27

And, before you ask, no, it wasn't my idea.

1:24:271:24:29

She... Well, she did it behind my back to keep us out of trouble.

1:24:291:24:32

-What was that, the Phil stuff?

-Yeah, exactly.

1:24:321:24:35

She's probably saved, you know, the business, the home

1:24:351:24:38

and probably our marriage. She's a top girl, isn't she?

1:24:381:24:40

Two and a half grand does all that, does it?

1:24:401:24:42

Well, it kept Phil off our back. Well, for now that is.

1:24:421:24:45

So you think going out and spending a fortune on a posh night out

1:24:451:24:48

is a good idea, do you?

1:24:481:24:49

Some things are more important.

1:24:491:24:51

It's called, what's it called? It's called love, all right?

1:24:511:24:53

-Well said, Alfie.

-Thank you.

1:24:531:24:56

Right, shall we do one?

1:24:561:24:58

Nah, lads, don't be silly, this was my screw-up.

1:24:581:25:00

Listen, stay here, make yourselves comfortable.

1:25:001:25:02

If you want tea or coffee, I'll put the kettle on, all right?

1:25:021:25:04

You sort that out, Jack.

1:25:041:25:06

And I'll go and get a bottle of the finest, yeah?

1:25:061:25:08

-Don't be daft.

-That's fine.

1:25:081:25:10

I'll be back in a couple of minutes, all right? Hold on.

1:25:101:25:12

Come on then...give us a hand.

1:25:151:25:18

He's mad, ain't he?

1:25:181:25:20

-The pair of them.

-What you talking about? You're just jealous.

1:25:211:25:24

When was the last time you took Tanya out?

1:25:241:25:26

-Yeah? I could say the same about you.

-"Yeah"?

1:25:261:25:28

Girls, girls, let's just play cards, eh?

1:25:281:25:30

If Christian doesn't want to go, he can stay here with me and Amy.

1:25:301:25:33

He was almost in tears.

1:25:331:25:35

Oh, really? The old emotional blackmail trick.

1:25:351:25:37

-He just wants a chance to explain.

-I'd love to be there for that!

1:25:371:25:40

Roxy.

1:25:401:25:41

Do you not see where this is going?

1:25:411:25:43

He loves you, OK? And you love him. It's daft to pretend different.

1:25:431:25:47

-And do you really want Yasmin growing up in a broken home?

-Who broke it?

1:25:471:25:50

Babe, why don't you get yourself another drink, eh?

1:25:501:25:53

OK, fine. Fine, I give up.

1:25:551:25:57

Ooh, somebody's looking smart.

1:26:011:26:03

-Hot date.

-Yeah?

1:26:031:26:05

Yes, with my beautiful wife.

1:26:051:26:07

Trace, can I have a white wine and soda, please.

1:26:091:26:11

It's going to be a "romantic surprise".

1:26:111:26:13

-Who's baby-sitting Tommy then?

-Michael.

1:26:151:26:17

-Really?!

-Yeah, yeah, it was his idea.

1:26:171:26:19

Apparently this parenting lark has made him a new man, hasn't it?

1:26:191:26:23

-I need a man.

-Yeah? Tell me something new.

1:26:231:26:25

Electric in the house's gone and I can't work it out.

1:26:251:26:28

-OK, well it's going to be a trip switch.

-I don't know where it is.

1:26:281:26:30

Are you kidding me?!

1:26:301:26:32

Patrick sorts all that out and he's not about. Alfie, please.

1:26:321:26:35

No, sweetheart, I'm off on a hot date, thank you for asking.

1:26:351:26:38

Takes you two minutes. Pretty please, knobs on. Please?

1:26:381:26:40

-Kim, Kim, Christian'll do it.

-He's just gone.

1:26:401:26:43

Trace, have you got a sec, darling? Can you take this up to the lads?

1:26:461:26:49

-I won't be long.

-Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1:26:491:26:52

-You know you're a very handsome man?

-Oi, enough of that.

1:26:521:26:55

Come on, let's get a move on.

1:26:551:26:56

-Come on then. Quick, quick!

-Yeah, all right.

1:26:561:26:58

D'you know what? You've done him no favours.

1:26:581:27:00

Hey, I'm just a go-between.

1:27:001:27:02

Oh, Trace, sorry, can you scrub that

1:27:041:27:07

-and get me a bottle of house red to take away, please?

-OK.

1:27:071:27:09

I'm so relieved to see you.

1:27:111:27:13

-Just say what you got to say.

-Don't be like that.

1:27:141:27:17

I want to have a proper talk. Like we used to do.

1:27:171:27:21

I've made dinner...

1:27:231:27:25

and, er...

1:27:251:27:27

..even got you a couple of beers in.

1:27:291:27:31

Please.

1:27:331:27:34

What if I told you I'd already eaten?

1:27:351:27:37

-Have you?

-No. But I might have done. What am I doing here, anyway?

1:27:371:27:40

Because what we have is too precious to throw away.

1:27:401:27:43

You should've thought of that before you had sex with someone else!

1:27:431:27:46

How many more times do I have to say I'm sorry?

1:27:461:27:49

If I could go back in time, then I'd...

1:27:491:27:52

Thank you.

1:27:591:28:00

Whoa, whoa, hold on, Kim, sweetheart, have you got a torch?

1:28:071:28:10

Oh, I couldn't find it.

1:28:101:28:12

Well, if you'd said I'd have brought my...

1:28:121:28:14

-OK, right, where's your fuse box?

-I don't know.

1:28:141:28:17

Kim, I ain't got time to be hunting all round the house for it. It must be somewhere.

1:28:171:28:20

-Well, there's a cupboard in there with wires and stuff.

-Yeah?

1:28:201:28:23

-Yeah, come look. Look, look.

-Whereabouts?

1:28:231:28:26

Hello, Alfie. Fancy seeing you here!

1:28:261:28:29

If you'd care to take a seat, dinner will be served in five minutes.

1:28:291:28:32

-You complete pair of...

-Have fun!

1:28:321:28:35

Thank you.

1:28:351:28:36

All right, missus, how did you know I'd come? What if I'd said no?

1:28:361:28:39

When do you ever say no to anyone?

1:28:391:28:41

DOORBELL RINGS

1:28:531:28:55

-Surprise!

-Shh!

1:29:041:29:05

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1:29:051:29:07

I heard you were baby-sitting so I thought you might like some company.

1:29:071:29:11

Ah, you mean you would?

1:29:111:29:12

-Yeah.

-(Come in.)

1:29:121:29:13

-Here you are, wine.

-Thanks.

1:29:131:29:15

-You hungry? Want to eat?

-Yeah, I'd love to.

1:29:211:29:23

Do you want to eat, Amy?

1:29:231:29:25

No, no she's had her second packet of crisps now.

1:29:251:29:28

So just put her in front of the telly, she'll be fine.

1:29:281:29:31

What?

1:29:311:29:32

-Nothing.

-What?!

-Nothing.

1:29:321:29:35

Where's Yas? Asleep?

1:29:431:29:45

No, she's next door with Mum and Dad.

1:29:451:29:47

Why?

1:29:471:29:49

I didn't want us to be disturbed.

1:29:491:29:51

How is she?

1:29:521:29:54

Gorgeous as ever.

1:29:551:29:56

That's been the hardest part.

1:29:591:30:00

What has?

1:30:001:30:03

Got my head around leaving you, but...

1:30:031:30:05

..the thought of never seeing her again...

1:30:071:30:11

-Well, thank you very much.

-You know what I mean.

1:30:111:30:14

I'll get on with the dinner.

1:30:171:30:19

Christian's round there now.

1:30:281:30:31

I was looking out of the window and saw him go in. I'm dying to know.

1:30:311:30:34

This sounds suspiciously like the old Zainab to me.

1:30:341:30:38

I am nervous, aren't you?

1:30:381:30:40

When do you think he'll get round to telling him?

1:30:441:30:47

Let's face it, there's never going to be a good time, is there?

1:30:471:30:52

So...madame, monsieur...

1:30:561:30:58

..for your first course, we have Scottish marinated scallops

1:31:001:31:04

with toasted hazelnuts,

1:31:041:31:06

-caramelised celeriac and confit Amalfi lemon.

-Wow.

1:31:061:31:09

When you're ready for your mains, just push on the bell.

1:31:091:31:12

-Cheers, Raymundo!

-Enjoy.

1:31:121:31:14

I have no idea what you said but it sounds great.

1:31:141:31:16

Cheers, buddy.

1:31:161:31:18

-So how much is all this costing?

-Nothing.

-What?!

1:31:181:31:21

You know they've had trouble with Environmental Health?

1:31:211:31:24

-Yes, that's what I'm a bit worried about.

-Right, well, they're gutted.

1:31:241:31:27

Anyway, it was just some council jobsworth but they're sorting it,

1:31:271:31:30

which is why we get the free grub

1:31:301:31:32

and, in return, we spread the word on how great they are.

1:31:321:31:35

Assuming we don't die of food poisoning.

1:31:351:31:37

Will you stop staring a gift horse in the mouth? It's free, tuck in!

1:31:371:31:40

All right, all right, all right.

1:31:401:31:42

Let's have a little taste of this, see what it's like, eh?

1:31:421:31:45

Actually, it's not bad, is it? It's actually better than sex!

1:31:451:31:49

HE LAUGHS

1:31:491:31:50

Oh, right, so I can take the last item off the agenda then, can I?

1:31:501:31:54

Oi, oi, oi, don't even think about it, all right!

1:31:541:31:56

Well?

1:31:581:32:00

It's a bit fussy.

1:32:001:32:01

What's that supposed to mean?

1:32:011:32:03

Alfie's more a bangers and mash kind of guy, innit?

1:32:031:32:05

-Do you know how long I've taken to prepare that?

-Look, I'm just anxious, that's all.

1:32:051:32:10

Have you seen?

1:32:111:32:13

Seen what?

1:32:131:32:14

This week's paper.

1:32:141:32:15

What?!

1:32:231:32:25

-That's it, I'm out.

-You're such a bad loser.

1:32:261:32:29

-I don't know why you bother if you don't enjoy it?

-What you talking about, enjoy it?

1:32:291:32:33

I don't come to enjoy it, I come to suffer.

1:32:331:32:35

Maybe we should jack it in.

1:32:351:32:36

Oh, so says the man who's 50 quid up.

1:32:361:32:38

-It's no fun without Alfie, is it?

-Oh, thank you very much.

1:32:381:32:41

-Jack's right. Let's call it a night.

-No-one leaves this table till I win my money back.

1:32:411:32:45

Oh, yeah, says who? Two against one here, mate.

1:32:451:32:48

All right, you can pay for the drinks for the rest of the night.

1:32:481:32:51

-Not me. I'm going home.

-Yeah, I think I will as well.

1:32:511:32:53

That's lovely, innit? What a nice night that's turned out to be.

1:32:531:32:56

-Thank you very much(!)

-Right, come on then, let's tidy up.

1:32:561:32:59

Mind the table cloth.

1:33:001:33:02

All right, well, take it off!

1:33:021:33:03

"When environmental health officers visited the Bed and Breakfast in Albert Square, Walford,

1:33:031:33:07

-"the surfaces were so dirty they could write their names in the dirt..."

-That's a lie.

1:33:071:33:11

They didn't write their names, they just drew a line.

1:33:111:33:14

"Mouse droppings were discovered in food preparation areas,

1:33:141:33:16

"when the officers examined behind the sink. Mould and..."

1:33:161:33:19

You know what, that's it. This paper is banned from now on.

1:33:191:33:22

Oh, right, so it's the paper's fault now, is it?

1:33:221:33:24

So what did Kat say when you told her about it?

1:33:241:33:26

-Kim?

-Misunderstanding with the council.

1:33:271:33:31

-So they don't know any of the details?!

-Look, Dee, don't start.

1:33:311:33:33

-I can't take any more criticisms.

-You're going to have to tell 'em.

1:33:331:33:37

-Otherwise it's going to look really, really bad.

-Why me?

1:33:371:33:39

Cos it's your bed and breakfast, it's YOUR filthy kitchen

1:33:391:33:42

and it's your idea to bring 'em round here!

1:33:421:33:44

The kitchen's not filthy any more!

1:33:441:33:46

What about when they read the papers? How will they feel?

1:33:461:33:48

-I cleaned that kitchen, top to bottom, before I began.

-That is hardly the point.

1:33:481:33:52

BELL RINGS

1:33:521:33:54

Look, please, don't say anything.

1:33:551:33:57

Please.

1:33:581:33:59

Listen, there was something I need to tell you,

1:34:011:34:03

in case someone else mentions it.

1:34:031:34:05

It's just Jack, Max and Derek,

1:34:051:34:07

they know about you pawning your mum's ring.

1:34:071:34:10

How come?

1:34:111:34:12

It's my fault cos we was supposed to be playing poker tonight, at ours.

1:34:121:34:16

I forgot all about it, but they saw the, you know,

1:34:161:34:19

the ticket on the board.

1:34:191:34:20

It's no big deal, they're not going to gossip.

1:34:201:34:22

Well, even if they did...

1:34:221:34:24

What?

1:34:241:34:25

Well, I wouldn't mind.

1:34:261:34:29

Cos it proves something, doesn't it?

1:34:291:34:31

Like what?

1:34:311:34:32

-I would've thought that was pretty obvious.

-Everything all right?

1:34:331:34:36

-Yeah, it was lovely.

-Yes, mate, fantastic.

1:34:361:34:38

We're going to give you such a glowing report. Brilliant.

1:34:381:34:42

OK, so, for your main course we have braised and seared shoulder of lamb,

1:34:421:34:46

-with pixie mandarins.

-What?

1:34:461:34:48

Red endive and a carrot top pesto.

1:34:481:34:52

Got any ketchup?

1:34:521:34:53

-Alfie!

-I'm joking! Mate, it's fantastic, thanks, buddy.

1:34:531:34:57

Hey, listen, man, when you're ready for your dessert,

1:34:571:35:00

just give me a ring.

1:35:001:35:01

-Yeah, cheers.

-Will do. Cheers, mate. Take care.

1:35:011:35:03

-ALFIE CHUCKLES

-Lamb with orange?

1:35:031:35:06

Yes, I know that it's not supposed to go together

1:35:061:35:08

but it kind of works, doesn't it, eh?

1:35:081:35:10

Bit like me and you.

1:35:101:35:11

Did you tell them?

1:35:151:35:17

No...but I hate myself for it.

1:35:171:35:19

Fast asleep.

1:36:031:36:05

Ah.

1:36:051:36:06

-Shall we open another?

-Mm-hm.

-Yeah.

1:36:071:36:09

So who's idea was it for you to baby-sit Tommy anyway?

1:36:131:36:17

Kat's.

1:36:171:36:19

Isn't that a bit weird?

1:36:191:36:21

Yeah, but you know they're going through a sticky situation.

1:36:211:36:24

Sticky?

1:36:261:36:27

Financial worries, you know. Running a pub, you know, it's hard.

1:36:271:36:32

You should know.

1:36:321:36:33

Are you telling me the whole truth?

1:36:351:36:38

No.

1:36:381:36:39

Do you think she really loves him?

1:36:411:36:43

-It's a funny word, "love".

-What's funny about it?

1:36:431:36:46

I'll tell you what's funny about it, it means lots of different things to lots of different people.

1:36:461:36:50

-Have you heard how she talks to him?

-Doesn't mean she doesn't love him.

1:36:501:36:53

Well, you and me got very different ideas of what that means.

1:36:531:36:56

They've been together for years.

1:36:561:36:59

Michael, you slept with her! She had your baby!

1:36:591:37:01

-This is true.

-Yeah.

1:37:011:37:03

-So you've never been unfaithful?

-That's not the point, is it?

1:37:031:37:06

-It's exactly the point. It's EXACTLY the point!

-No.

1:37:061:37:09

All marriages go through tough times.

1:37:091:37:11

The test, Roxy, is whether or not you come through it.

1:37:111:37:14

Ah(!)

1:37:141:37:15

So this coming from the man whose wife walked out on him...

1:37:151:37:18

Exactly. Exactly, and why do you think I'm saying that NOW?

1:37:181:37:21

-All that romance stuff...

-No, what?

1:37:211:37:23

Do you know how many times Janine told me she loved me?

1:37:251:37:28

So many times.

1:37:281:37:30

And for what, she just goes and does a thing like that.

1:37:301:37:34

Doesn't prove anything. Doesn't mean anything.

1:37:361:37:38

What it means is that she's just a desperate child who wants reassurance.

1:37:381:37:42

I'm sorry, are we talking about the same Janine here?

1:37:421:37:45

Don't be fooled by all that superbitch stuff.

1:37:471:37:49

That's just a protective facade.

1:37:491:37:51

OK, so what are you saying?

1:37:511:37:54

It doesn't exist, there's no such thing? What?

1:37:541:37:56

-I'm saying that Kat can be a cow, granted...

-Yes.

1:37:561:38:00

..but it doesn't mean she doesn't love Alfie.

1:38:001:38:03

She has a lot of baggage.

1:38:031:38:05

All I know is that when I feel it, I feel it.

1:38:071:38:10

So who are you in love with then?

1:38:101:38:12

-Me?

-Yeah. Who are you in love with?

1:38:141:38:16

And don't lie to me cos I'll know.

1:38:161:38:18

I've seen the way you look at...

1:38:201:38:23

Alfie.

1:38:231:38:24

Oh, you are SO wrong!

1:38:241:38:26

Rubbish. I've seen the way you circle each other...

1:38:261:38:28

-How did this get on to me?

-..it's quite intense...

1:38:281:38:31

How did this get on to me?

1:38:311:38:32

You're so busted. Look, you're so busted.

1:38:321:38:35

-Look, all I'm saying is if you ever want to talk...

-Yes, thank you.

1:38:361:38:39

Busted...

1:38:411:38:42

Can we get drunk, please?

1:38:421:38:44

Oh, wow. This is proper stuff, this is.

1:38:441:38:46

Bet it's worth a few quid.

1:38:461:38:49

Wooha!

1:38:491:38:51

What?

1:38:531:38:54

Do I make you happy?

1:38:561:38:58

Yeah. Yeah, of course you make me happy.

1:39:011:39:04

Wouldn't you prefer someone that didn't moan?

1:39:071:39:09

That didn't throw moodies all the time?

1:39:091:39:12

That wasn't completely screwed up? I mean, why do you put up with me?

1:39:121:39:15

Kat...

1:39:151:39:16

..I dunno.

1:39:171:39:18

It's like asking a junkie why he takes drugs?

1:39:201:39:22

Kat, I'm sorry, that...come out all wrong.

1:39:271:39:31

Come on, look, you're different, you're interesting, you're fun.

1:39:321:39:37

Listen, I've never met anyone like you in my life. Never, ever.

1:39:371:39:41

And if I'm a junkie, then I'm so glad to be a junkie

1:39:411:39:43

and I would not have it any other way, all right?

1:39:431:39:46

Kat, look at me.

1:39:511:39:53

All right?

1:39:541:39:56

What is it?

1:39:561:39:57

Just don't turn round, all right?

1:39:571:39:59

Why not?

1:40:011:40:02

Cos I don't... I don't want you to panic.

1:40:021:40:06

Promise me you won't panic.

1:40:061:40:08

Alfie, what is it?

1:40:081:40:09

Well, forget about the paper cos no-one reads it anyway.

1:40:091:40:13

Tonight has been a hit and they've enjoyed themselves,

1:40:131:40:16

and that is what is important.

1:40:161:40:18

KAT SCREAMS

1:40:181:40:20

'Just get rid of it! Get it away from me! I'm serious.'

1:40:201:40:23

Come on! Don't be silly... Just playing a bit of Kat and mouse!

1:40:231:40:26

I'm serious, I'm not joking!

1:40:261:40:27

It's a lovely little thing, it's not going to hurt you.

1:40:271:40:30

-No! Get it away!

-Sorry, guys, what do you want me to do?

1:40:301:40:33

Shall I stick it in the letter box of the council or what?

1:40:331:40:36

Alfie, get it away from me - you know I hate things like that.

1:40:361:40:39

Alfie, get it away!

1:40:391:40:42

So...?

1:40:431:40:44

What do you want me to say?

1:40:461:40:48

Well, I want you to forgive me.

1:40:511:40:53

Forgive you?!

1:40:531:40:55

You know you want to.

1:40:561:40:57

You arrogant...

1:40:591:41:00

-Look, I know I don't deserve it.

-No, you don't deserve it.

1:41:001:41:04

Cos you're a liar...

1:41:041:41:05

..and a cheat...

1:41:071:41:08

-An excellent cook...

-I haven't finished yet.

1:41:111:41:13

Incredibly immature.

1:41:151:41:17

-I resent that.

-What, you resent that but not the other stuff?

1:41:191:41:22

I don't think I'm immature.

1:41:221:41:23

And you're vain.

1:41:261:41:28

Well, I've got a lot to be vain about.

1:41:281:41:31

-Ego the size of Everest...

-It's called self-respect.

1:41:311:41:33

-..to hide your chronic lack of self-confidence.

-You what?

1:41:331:41:36

Oh, come off it!

1:41:361:41:38

All this Businessman Of The Year routine...

1:41:381:41:42

what a load of rubbish.

1:41:421:41:44

Well, you've forgotten something.

1:41:481:41:49

What's that?

1:41:491:41:51

Too proud to say, "I love you".

1:41:511:41:53

That's not the problem, is it?

1:41:571:41:59

It's whether you mean it or not.

1:41:591:42:02

I do...

1:42:041:42:05

..more so right now than ever.

1:42:081:42:09

My turn.

1:42:191:42:20

Fire away.

1:42:231:42:25

It's only, if we're going to be completely honest with each other...

1:42:261:42:31

..and I do think that it's important we are from now on,

1:42:321:42:35

there's something you need to know...

1:42:351:42:37

..it's about Yasmin.

1:42:391:42:41

What about Yasmin?

1:42:431:42:45

So what did you do while you were at Jamila's?

1:42:461:42:49

Thought about you mainly.

1:42:491:42:51

-I'm sure you did(!)

-I did!

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And about the children, of course.

1:42:531:42:55

And how we can avoid all this upset

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that seems to constantly be seeking us out all the time.

1:42:581:43:01

Did you come to any conclusions?

1:43:011:43:03

Jamila's very old-fashioned.

1:43:031:43:06

She said that all my problems would go away

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if I would just submit to you.

1:43:081:43:10

Oh, so that's where all this, "no nagging," came from.

1:43:101:43:13

Everything's about submission with her.

1:43:131:43:15

She's a wise woman.

1:43:151:43:16

Do you know how much I have been storing things up for the last 48 hours?

1:43:181:43:22

OK, you can stop right there...

1:43:221:43:23

-Item number one...

-No item number one!

-..AJ hanging up his clothes...

1:43:231:43:27

Just like there is NO item number two or number three...

1:43:271:43:29

In fact, there is no item at all...

1:43:291:43:31

-..unless

-I

-say so.

1:43:331:43:34

You have no idea of the monumental effort, the sheer will power...

1:43:371:43:40

Shh!

1:43:401:43:42

You will obey me.

1:43:431:43:45

Hm.

1:43:471:43:48

DOORBELL RINGS Oh.

1:43:511:43:53

-Did you know about this?

-Sorry, what?

1:44:011:44:04

About Amira taking Yasmin to Birmingham.

1:44:041:44:07

Oh, he's told you then?

1:44:071:44:08

-So you did?!

-Well...

1:44:081:44:10

-Christian, calm down...

-All this stuff you spew out about family.

1:44:101:44:14

Christian, please, let me explain.

1:44:141:44:16

-It's not like we're never going to see her again, it's...

-I give up.

1:44:161:44:18

For the last time, I give up.

1:44:181:44:21

She didn't finish her brandy.

1:44:281:44:30

The point is, they enjoyed the meal, yeah?

1:44:321:44:35

You heard what Alfie said, didn't you?

1:44:351:44:37

Dee, man, what's the one thing they're going to remember?

1:44:371:44:39

All that hard work after the fire.

1:44:411:44:43

All the hours I've put in.

1:44:441:44:47

All the hours YOU'VE put in?

1:44:471:44:49

Yes.

1:44:511:44:52

-What you trying to say?

-Stop that now, man.

1:44:521:44:55

Come on, now's not the time for that.

1:44:561:44:58

-You know what I mean?

-Oh, right!

1:45:001:45:03

Well, I'll just go then, shall I?

1:45:031:45:06

I just put so much work into it.

1:45:101:45:12

I know.

1:45:121:45:13

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:45:151:45:16

I wasn't expecting you back here tonight.

1:45:251:45:28

-How'd it go?

-Remind me NEVER to take advice from you again.

1:45:281:45:30

Why? What happened?

1:45:301:45:32

-That's disgusting!

-Hold on, we're not going to let a thing like that

1:45:341:45:37

spoil our evening, are we darling?

1:45:371:45:39

It was only a tiny, little mouse.

1:45:391:45:40

Beautiful little furry thing called Fred.

1:45:401:45:42

He was a lovely little fella...

1:45:421:45:44

-It was more like a rat.

-No, no, it wasn't, you liar!

1:45:441:45:46

-Listen, the fellas upstairs behave themselves?

-They only stayed about a half hour.

1:45:461:45:50

-Really?!

-Didn't even stop for a drink.

1:45:501:45:52

-Saves me kicking 'em out. Are you all right to lock up, darling?

-Sure.

1:45:521:45:55

Lovely. Now, if anyone asks,

1:45:551:45:57

me and my beautiful wife, we're not here, all right?

1:45:571:45:59

-Have fun.

-Yes, we will.

1:45:591:46:01

Come on, Mrs Moon, get up them stairs!

1:46:011:46:03

Go, go, go, I'm behind you, go, go, go!

1:46:031:46:05

KAT LAUGHS

1:46:051:46:06

Right, better get the monster home.

1:46:071:46:10

-Home?

-What is the betting Fat Boy's got his whole crew there?

1:46:101:46:14

-Oh, horrible.

-Mm.

1:46:141:46:17

Stay.

1:46:191:46:21

That's very sweet of you but Amy hasn't got her stuff -

1:46:231:46:25

she hasn't got her PJs, her toothbrush, her teddy bear...nah.

1:46:251:46:28

Permanently. Stay permanently.

1:46:281:46:31

-I'm terrible in the mornings, you know that...

-Yes.

1:46:331:46:35

-..and I leave my dirty underwear on the floor!

-So revolting.

1:46:351:46:38

I do remember that.

1:46:381:46:39

But, on the other hand, I'm very, very funny.

1:46:391:46:42

You are, I'll give you that. Stay. Stay tonight.

1:46:421:46:45

Stay, don't worry about anything. It'll be fine and...

1:46:451:46:48

She'll be fine, she's asleep.

1:46:481:46:50

She doesn't need toothbrushes and stuff for one night.

1:46:501:46:52

-Come on, just...

-Really?

-Yeah.

1:46:521:46:55

OK, one condition.

1:46:561:46:58

Oh, please, don't even think I still fancy you.

1:46:581:47:01

-Yeah, you do. "You're so fit..."

-There's nothing left. I'm empty...

1:47:011:47:04

-I'm empty now. There's nothing left.

-Oh, yeah, you wish!

1:47:041:47:07

This has been the perfect night.

1:47:071:47:10

If I was to die now, I would die a happy man.

1:47:101:47:12

Listen...you go into the bedroom and make yourself comfortable.

1:47:121:47:17

-Oh, all right.

-I'll go and get some brandy for both of us, yeah?

1:47:171:47:20

Yes.

1:47:201:47:21

See you in a minute.

1:47:221:47:25

-Kat.

-Yeah?

1:47:251:47:26

I've been thinking, right?

1:47:271:47:29

You know, about making all the effort and stuff?

1:47:291:47:33

I just want to say thank you.

1:47:351:47:36

You know, cos it feels like we're coming out the woods.

1:47:391:47:43

I love you, Kat.

1:47:461:47:47

I love you, Alfie Moon.

1:47:501:47:52

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