03/11/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


03/11/2012

Carol arrives home to discover that Derek has been up to his old tricks. Danny arrives back in the Square with a revelation that rocks Christian to the core.


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Look where you're going. Stop it, get down.

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Mind the people.

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Tiff, will you stop? You're going to fall down.

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-Didn't know you did the Pony Express on a Monday.

-Yeah. Full-time now.

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Nice one. Might get the right post for a change.

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-I wouldn't be so sure about that!

-See you later.

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Phil...

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< Anybody home?

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-Oh, you're back!

-You all right?

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I'm auditioning for the main part in the Christmas play.

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I've been playing football for the school.

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Too cool to give me a hug, right?

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Welcome back. I weren't expecting you.

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We're just back for the week. I've got some things to sort out

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-before Bianca gets home.

-Yeah, Nan got cheap coach tickets.

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-We was up at the crack of dawn.

-Well, welcome back.

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My room...

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Maybe not for too long, Tiff. I'll have to sort out

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the sleeping arrangements before your mum gets back.

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-Where's Derek?

-He's out.

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Oh, what the hell is that?

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Yeah. Derek bought it off the stall.

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Well, if that's the worst of what he's been up to,

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I suppose I should be grateful.

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Look who I found in my room.

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-You must be Alice.

-You must be Auntie Carol.

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I know delivering junk mail is what keeps the post office going,

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but it means you have to go to every single door.

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Next Olympics, I'm going to do the marathon, because...

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according to this, I've done...13.27 kilometres.

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You're just putting some shifts in whilst it's half term?

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No, it's full time.

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You're not going back to the school?

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No. You know, bills,

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mortgage...

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stuff, you know?

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Dad. You love your school work.

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Yeah, this pays more.

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But what happened to chasing your dream and doing what you want?

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Look, Tam, sometimes reality is what it is.

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And you're OK with that?

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Delivering the Crown's Royal Mail, finishing by mid morning?

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What's not to like?

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Sharon.

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I'm just on my way to work.

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Got some fruit for Dennis.

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-I've cut it up into little pieces.

-Oh, thank you.

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I remember when Peter had mumps,

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-he struggled with chewing and everything.

-That's kind of you.

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-Cheers.

-Has Phil said anything to you about the Lola, Lexi thing?

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I haven't seen him over the weekend.

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Oh, right. I swear to you, it's not got anything to do with me

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-and Phil and everything...

-Has he said something to you?

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No. He's not said anything.

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Well, to be honest I expected to come home to a tip,

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but this place looks all right.

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-Oh, don't look at me. Alice is the tidy one.

-Don't worry. I didn't think you had anything to do with it.

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Today's my day off, so I can help out with anything...

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What do I do with this, then?

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-Here, I'll sort it.

-Dad's been pretty good, as well.

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Like with paying bills and keeping up to date with everything.

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Maybe I've come back to a parallel universe!

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Then again...

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..maybe not.

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-You not staying for breakfast?

-Have you seen how late it is?

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And whose fault is that?

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Please stay.

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Oh, right. So, trying to get me the sack on Friday wasn't enough, eh?

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-Want to give it another crack, do ya?

-I was coming to let you go.

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-Course you were, Luce.

-I was! I came back when Whitney stopped me.

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So what if you lost your job, anyway? You could always come work for me.

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Right, well, I ain't really that big on chip frying, thanks, Luce.

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Well, maybe we could do something later - meet up for a drink?

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I ain't really sure what I'm doing yet, so...

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Well, text me.

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Phil, Ian's got enough to cope with, getting himself back together.

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He does not need you twisting the knife over this.

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So me not stopping and having a chat with Ian Beale

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is twisting the knife, is it?

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Look, I have not got a problem with him, OK? Trust me.

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So you're not planning on dunking his head down a toilet any time soon?

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No, he's in the clear. Anyway, I've got a new bog brush.

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I'll let him know it's all right, then.

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-I can have a word with him if you want.

-No, no. No need to.

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Why's that there?

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Still his voicemail.

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He did say he was busy today.

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Busy? Busy with my boot up his backside.

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Right, I need some chocolate.

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Oh, here we go. He's having a laugh.

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What's this?

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Right, that's enough.

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Liam, look after Tiff and Morgan, I'm just going out.

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I'm really sorry, Auntie Carol.

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You got nothing to be sorry about, darling.

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-There we go.

-Ooh, look at that.

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And I'll have another cup of tea, please, my darling.

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Mmm.

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What was I supposed to do?

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-And when were you going to tell me?

-I was going to come round...

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Oh! Lucky I've saved you the bother, then.

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You really think you can do anything you want, don't you?

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It's not about what I want. It's about Lola and Lexi.

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Oh, yeah, course it is.

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When Ian pulled out, she was all over the place.

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-You had no right.

-She begged me to get you to help but I knew you'd say no, so I put your name down anyway.

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Well, now you can take it off.

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-It's already at the court, Sharon.

-Well, say you made a mistake.

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It's just a piece of paper. That's all it is, and if it gets Lexi home,

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-then so what if I'm out of order?

-You reckon?

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Yeah, because I don't care. Well, obviously, I do care.

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It gives Ben something to aim for.

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I know I should have said something, but,

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well, when Ian was out of the frame,

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I just thought I'd do whatever I could to help Lola and Lexi.

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I'm just trying to do the right thing, Sharon.

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That's what you do, isn't it? You try and do the right thing.

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All right, smiler?

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-You look like you've been to the same fun factory as Sy.

-Snap!

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Come on, see if you can help us with our master plan in finding Sy a job.

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This is like the rejects' cafe on The Apprentice.

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-You're fired!

-There are jobs out there, you know, Tam -

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-just got to find 'em.

-Yeah, before the other two million unemployed do.

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No luck down the Jobcentre?

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Well, yeah, but sadly I'm not a qualified accountant,

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nor do I have a degree in structural engineering.

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Or an experienced pharmacist.

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I saw that one. I just didn't like the hours.

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-D'you want a cup of tea?

-Yeah.

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So, Dad is back delivering post.

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-What about the school?

-He's given it up.

-Why would he do that?

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Let's see. He either loves the outdoors,

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he likes walking around in the rain for six miles, or it pays better.

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Parvez...

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Why don't you join us?

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Even our chef can't stand us.

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-All right?

-Yeah.

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-It's good to have you back.

-It's good to be back...I think.

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I thought you weren't due back for a couple of weeks.

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I had some things to do and you know, things change.

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Apart from our brother, evidently.

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Brother? You talking about the old grumpy one?

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You know he's still using our house to store dodgy gear?

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You know what he's like. Don't get involved.

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-All I know is he's got the hump with me, big time.

-About what?

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Where do you want to start? He's got his boy Joey...

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-Joey? He's back as well? I knew Alice is here, but...

-Joey's working for me.

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-Why's Derek got the hump about that?

-You ain't seen the two of them together.

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The boy don't want to know him.

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Put Derek's nose right out of joint, and that ain't even the best bit.

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The wedding! Sorry, I meant to say. That's really good news. I'm really pleased for you.

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Derek ain't. He's been a right pain about all the best man business and all that.

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-What, you've asked Jack?

-Yeah. I want the day to go well.

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Don't want to spend it worrying what Captain Pugwash is going to get up to.

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-Have you seen him this morning?

-No.

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Honestly, Carol, he ain't doing himself any favours.

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Seriously, if he don't wind it in, me and him...

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-All right, I'll see you later.

-See you later.

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-What do you reckon, Alfie?

-Lovely, Mo. Goes with your warts.

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-It's not what my white-van man thinks.

-What?

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My white-van man. The fella I got this lot off.

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-He was giving me the eye.

-I hope you picked it up, cleaned it and gave it back to him!

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ALFIE LAUGHS

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I thought I told you to check them notes.

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If you get any moody notes,

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I'll take 'em off your hands for half the face value.

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Shut up, Nan. Phil's gone all straight now.

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Yeah, right. And my farmers have cleared right up. Do me a favour.

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I want that lot out of here, an' all.

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SHE CACKLES

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All right?

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Oh, come on, girls. What are we, back in the playground?

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-You broke the pact. You let him go.

-Yes.

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-And you let him back into your bed.

-You back with him?

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I've forgiven him, haven't I?

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What's that written all over your forehead, eh?

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Doormat.

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No. Lucy, you don't have to explain herself to her.

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And what about Tyler, eh?

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Is he going to forgive you that quickly? No.

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D'you know what - I'm the only one round here

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who hasn't actually kissed him, and I'm getting all the grief.

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You, you're all the same.

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You all deserve each other.

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All right?

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All right! I'm picking up a slight sense of anger then, Lauren, eh?

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My best mates hate me because of you.

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-They'll get over it, won't they?

-You might be able to play Lucy and Whitney like some sort of mugs,

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but it's not going to work for me.

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All right.

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It's like the rules of the universe don't apply to him.

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He's Phil Mitchell and he can do exactly as he likes.

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-Wasn't he going to tell you?

-That's not the point, is it?

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He's already done it. I'm down on that application form

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and that is that as far as he's concerned.

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He would've been desperate once I pulled out, OK?

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He'd be prepared to do whatever it takes.

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Oh, what, and stuff the rest of us?

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Ben's inside, OK?

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This gives Phil something to live for.

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I'm not saying what he's done's right...

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No. Because it ain't.

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No, you're right. It ain't.

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But sometimes we want things so badly,

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we're prepared to do anything to make it happen.

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All right, Luce. Ian about?

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He's around, maybe having lunch. I don't know.

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Right, when you see him, can you tell him that Bianca's back soon?

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And this is vital news to him because...?

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Could you just pass the message on? Thanks.

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-Are you going to buy anything or not?

-When we start working together,

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-you'll have to sort out that attitude.

-You want your job back?

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Yeah, well I think that is a matter for me and Ian.

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-Well, no, not really, because I run this place now.

-Since when?

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And why do you think I want anyone from your family working here?

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-Excuse me! What do you mean, my family?

-Your brother nearly runs me out of business, robbing from me,

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threatening me, but you just stroll back in here and ask for your job back.

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Alice.

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Have you seen your dad yet?

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-No, I haven't.

-When you see him, you tell him I'm looking for him.

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Here, Derek, you like a good party, don't you?

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I'm not impartial to a bit of fun and frolics, Alfie, no.

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Right, big Halloween party it is.

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I've been thinking - maybe doing the place up,

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-few decorations and all that...

-Spiders' webs and broomsticks?

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Yeah. Witches' hats, pumpkins.

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I suppose you'll be wanting to buy my gear off me, then?

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No, thanks, Mo. I've got enough stuff out back from last year, thank you.

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Party it is, then!

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Hello, angel. What do you want to drink?

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-Derek.

-Yes?

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This note's dodgy.

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-You're joking!

-Sorry.

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There's a lot of them going about.

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-I've just been given this in the garage.

-Well, we can't take it.

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So I'm the loser in all this.

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Typical, innit? First you get the bankers doing us,

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then you get some scumbag in the local community having us over...

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It's always the little people, ain't it? Always the little people.

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Still, life goes on. What you having?

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Carol's back.

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Oh, is she?

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So what Lucy said is right?

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Look, I don't know about the threatening bit, but,

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-yeah, he didn't exactly play very nice.

-But why would he do that?

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-Carol, it's not for me to say, is it? Do you want a cup of tea?

-No. Can you just tell me?

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-The way Derek spun it was she grassed him up.

-Over what?

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I don't know the ins and out, do I?

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Jack, I'm not in the mood...

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It was over some dodgy booze or something.

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-Derek was left out of pocket.

-This just gets better and better.

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But it's OK now. The police found nothing and his probation officer's cool with it now.

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Oh, right, oh, right. Silly me,

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for worrying about my brother threatening a teenage girl.

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-Do me a favour. Keep it down, will you?

-I will not keep it down! Everywhere I've been today,

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all I've heard is that Derek is a one-man disaster.

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Well, will you kick off quietly? I got a sick kid in the other room.

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What sick kid?

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Dennis. Sharon's boy.

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-Sharon who?

-Sharon Rickman. Used to be Watts.

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-Sharon Mitchell?

-Rickman.

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I don't know what planet I've landed on,

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but what the hell is going on?

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-Sharon and Dennis are staying here now.

-Staying?

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-Staying?

-Yeah.

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Oh. Right. Well, I'm really happy for you. I'm happy for all of you.

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You're all moving on.

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I'll let you get on with nursing... Who is it?

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Dennis.

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Dennis...

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-Rickman.

-Mm.

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Oi.

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What?

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Don't tell Derek I told you about the Lucy stuff.

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He's already giving me grief over this best man thing.

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Oh, and sis?

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Bet you're glad to be back, ain't you?

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-If you've come back to have another go, don't bother, because I don't need it.

-Is that right?

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Yeah. You've said your bit,

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you've told me what you think, so, whatever...

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Only you could do this.

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What?

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Turn this around like everyone else is in the wrong.

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Look, Phil, this application...

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You haven't signed my name on a birthday card.

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-It's a legal document.

-Sharon, I did what I had to do.

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-Regardless of anyone else.

-Lexi needs to be with her family.

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She needs to be with her mum

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and if I have to wade in to make that happen, then I will and if that makes me wrong, I don't care.

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Because if you'd have seen the look on Lola's face, seen the look

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in her eyes when she thought Ian pulling out meant

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-that she'd lost her daughter, you'd have done exactly the same.

-No.

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No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have gone behind people's backs.

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Well, like I said, we've done this, so don't let me keep you, yeah?

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Look, will you shut up a minute?

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I came here to tell you that maybe...

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Maybe I get it, you know?

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Maybe I understand.

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That doesn't mean you're right, but...I get it.

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And if Lola's happy about it, then...

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you can use my name.

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PHONE BLEEPS

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-Oh, hiya.

-Hi. Er...

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is Kim about?

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No, sorry, love. She's just gone out. How's your mum and Kamil?

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Good. They might be back soon.

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As long as she's having a good time, eh?

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Anyway, listen, I've just got to pop out to the Minute Mart, so...

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Right, um, I was just wondering if there was any work going here.

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I can cook, clean, make beds,

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cos that's what I do when Mum's not about.

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I've got a good morning smile.

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-I'm sorry.

-It's OK. It's not the first time I've heard that word today.

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I tried to get the job cleaning the toilets down the station,

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but what with the 200 applicants they've had already...

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Anyway, if anything comes up, just tell Kim to give me a call.

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-Listen, there might be a few hours going.

-Really?

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-Cos just talk to Kim. I'll do anything.

-I meant at the Minute Mart.

0:17:350:17:39

I'm just on my way there now, but got a temp in at the moment.

0:17:390:17:42

Not good.

0:17:420:17:43

Is that Mum's old job?

0:17:430:17:45

Yeah.

0:17:450:17:46

Look, if you don't want to... It's just a thought.

0:17:470:17:50

-Just helping out?

-Exactly, just helping out.

0:17:500:17:52

-Till she comes back?

-Till she comes back. Yeah.

0:17:520:17:55

OK. Yeah. I'll take it.

0:17:550:17:58

-Thanks.

-Yeah.

0:17:580:17:59

Can I have a tea and a coffee, please, love?

0:18:020:18:05

Yeah, is it busy out there?

0:18:050:18:06

Yeah, not bad, not bad.

0:18:060:18:08

I've seen Phil.

0:18:090:18:10

Oh, yeah? Lucky you.

0:18:100:18:12

Look, what he's done...

0:18:120:18:13

I know you were upset about Ian, but he should have spoken to me - it's massive.

0:18:130:18:18

And you know, no matter how much you want this sorting out, Lola,

0:18:180:18:22

and I understand you do - of course you do - but he just can't go

0:18:220:18:25

doing what he wants without speaking to people.

0:18:250:18:27

-Whoa, whoa. What are you rabbiting on about?

-The residency application.

0:18:270:18:31

Yeah, what about it?

0:18:310:18:33

-Me being on it.

-You?

0:18:330:18:35

Who's that from?

0:18:460:18:48

Dunno. Someone just left it on the bar.

0:18:480:18:51

-Someone's got an admirer.

-Don't be stupid!

0:18:510:18:53

-And you know who it is.

-No, I don't.

0:18:530:18:56

You know what you are, don't you?

0:18:560:18:57

You know what she is, Alfie?

0:18:590:19:00

-What?

-Jealous.

0:19:000:19:02

Yeah, that's what it is.

0:19:020:19:04

She's jealous of me getting some attention for a change.

0:19:040:19:07

-Hold on. Who's the rose from?

-It's mine, from my admirer.

0:19:070:19:12

-Don't stand there gawping. Did you get his number?

-Who?

0:19:120:19:16

-My white-van man!

-What, he sent you a rose?

0:19:160:19:18

Who else would it be? Big bloke, scar on his chin,

0:19:180:19:21

muscles you could bounce tennis balls off?

0:19:210:19:24

Yeah. That sounds like him.

0:19:240:19:25

-So did you get his number?

-I didn't, sorry, Nan.

0:19:250:19:27

Gordon Bennett, girl! I finally find a bloke to scratch my itch

0:19:270:19:31

-and you let him get away.

-Enough, Mo.

0:19:310:19:33

-The box is wet now, look.

-That's beer.

0:19:330:19:36

There must've been a leak.

0:19:360:19:37

Oh, what a shame.

0:19:370:19:40

I suppose you'll be biting my hand off now

0:19:400:19:42

for replacement decorations.

0:19:420:19:44

Did you sabotage this, Nan?

0:19:440:19:45

Just because you don't store your stuff properly,

0:19:450:19:48

-don't go accusing me.

-Oh. Right, listen.

0:19:480:19:50

OK, stop. Let's not row, OK?

0:19:500:19:52

Let me have a chat with Roxy and see what we can do.

0:19:520:19:54

It's damaged, so how much?

0:19:540:19:56

Twice as much as it was this morning.

0:19:560:19:59

Well done, Mo, thank you.

0:19:590:20:01

Come for round two, have you?

0:20:020:20:04

You got a good right cross there, Lauren.

0:20:040:20:07

You should get yourself down Basher's. Look, Lauren,

0:20:070:20:09

come on, wait up a sec, will you? Lauren, please.

0:20:090:20:12

I'm sorry, all right. I am.

0:20:140:20:16

Is that how got you back into Lucy's bed, is it? "Sorry"?

0:20:160:20:19

I want us to be mates.

0:20:190:20:21

I used to have a few of them, didn't I, before you turned up?

0:20:210:20:24

I didn't mean to mess things up between you all.

0:20:240:20:26

-It's a bit late for that now.

-But it's not what I wanted, Lauren.

0:20:260:20:29

Look, you really helped me out last week,

0:20:290:20:31

stopped me from getting the sack from here,

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and that's the sort of thing that mates do.

0:20:340:20:37

I promise you, Lauren, if I ever see you

0:20:370:20:41

chained up to some giant metal flower,

0:20:410:20:43

I'll do exactly the same.

0:20:430:20:44

I will. I didn't mean to upset you, Lauren.

0:20:440:20:48

Mates, yeah?

0:20:510:20:52

I'll think about it.

0:20:540:20:56

I suppose that's one step up from you trying to whack me one, innit?

0:20:580:21:01

Hello, sis, welcome home.

0:21:160:21:19

Did you have a nice trip? How's Bianca?

0:21:190:21:23

She well?

0:21:230:21:24

-What? What's the matter?

-I've spent the whole morning going round in circles looking for you.

0:21:250:21:30

-Yeah, and here I am.

-Right. Don't you ever answer your phone?

0:21:300:21:33

Do you know, I think I might have left it here today.

0:21:330:21:35

Oh, right! Maybe you left it in the kitchen cupboard with the other 20.

0:21:350:21:38

I can explain about those.

0:21:380:21:40

-They're pay as you go and they're totally legit.

-Would you just stop it, Derek?

0:21:400:21:43

-Stop lying!

-C'mon, it's only bits and pieces.

0:21:430:21:46

I told you before I left, I wanted it gone.

0:21:460:21:48

Done.

0:21:580:22:00

I knew it. I knew you'd let me down.

0:22:000:22:02

You just can't help yourself, can you?

0:22:020:22:05

Oh, come on. It's only petty stuff. It's not heavy like it used to be.

0:22:050:22:08

I can't trust you any more, Derek.

0:22:080:22:10

After everything I've said, you still went and used this house.

0:22:100:22:14

Look, it was there for one night

0:22:140:22:16

and I didn't know you were coming home, did I?

0:22:160:22:18

I'm not playing any more, Derek.

0:22:180:22:20

I can't have this. Not with Bianca coming home.

0:22:200:22:23

All right, I swear. No more hooky gear in the house.

0:22:230:22:26

It's not just the hooky gear, though, is it?

0:22:270:22:29

What about all the dodgy booze?

0:22:290:22:32

Yes.

0:22:320:22:33

Yes. Yes, exactly, I've heard everything today.

0:22:330:22:37

Police sniffing around, you robbing off of Lucy Beale...

0:22:370:22:41

No, that was just reclaiming the debt, OK? That was just business.

0:22:410:22:44

-And you threatened her.

-Threatened her? What am I going to threaten a little girl for? Please!

0:22:440:22:48

-That's not what I've been told.

-Oh yeah, who by?

0:22:480:22:50

Everywhere I've been today, every single person I've spoken to

0:22:500:22:55

-has not had a good word to say about you.

-Like who?

0:22:550:22:57

And I can't believe you're going off about this best man stuff.

0:22:570:23:01

Oh right, I see.

0:23:010:23:02

Well, I should be the best man because I'm the oldest. It's my right.

0:23:020:23:06

Even Joey's back on the scene

0:23:060:23:07

and evidently doesn't want anything to do with you.

0:23:070:23:10

That's just small steps, but Alice is here. You'll like Alice.

0:23:100:23:13

Have you met Alice yet? She loves me, Alice.

0:23:130:23:15

You can't keep doing this,

0:23:150:23:16

winding everybody up, doing dodgy deals!

0:23:160:23:19

Oh, Carol, look. Please.

0:23:190:23:22

I don't want to wind you up.

0:23:220:23:24

I could do without the grief, believe me. It's just that...

0:23:240:23:27

-It's what I am.

-What's that?

0:23:290:23:31

-It's what I do.

-Being selfish, thinking of yourself?

0:23:310:23:34

Do you know what the Old Bill would do to Bianca

0:23:340:23:36

if they found all this here?

0:23:360:23:37

No. You just think about yourself, Derek. Stuff everyone.

0:23:370:23:41

Stuff me and the kids.

0:23:410:23:43

Fine.

0:23:540:23:56

I was, er, just going to pop over and see you.

0:24:060:24:09

Well, here I am.

0:24:090:24:11

So?

0:24:110:24:12

I don't know, Phil. You tell me.

0:24:120:24:14

You're still all right with everything, ain't you?

0:24:140:24:16

-OK to help Lola?

-Yeah.

0:24:160:24:19

This is the same Lola I just spoke to, who hadn't got a clue what was going on?

0:24:190:24:23

I didn't want to tell her anything until I got it sorted - to get her hopes up.

0:24:230:24:27

You told me that you put my name on that form

0:24:270:24:29

-because of how upset she was that Ian pulled out.

-She IS upset.

0:24:290:24:32

She didn't know about any of it, Phil!

0:24:320:24:35

You know this is not about Lola, this is about you.

0:24:350:24:37

It's always about you.

0:24:370:24:39

She wanted me to help get her kid back, didn't she?

0:24:390:24:41

-She'll have to do it on her own, because I'm out.

-Sharon...

-I mean it, Phil. Now, you call the social,

0:24:410:24:47

you get my name off that application form or I will.

0:24:470:24:49

Because do you know what, Phil?

0:24:490:24:52

THAT is the right thing to do.

0:24:520:24:54

DOOR SLAMS

0:24:590:25:02

Well that was lovely, angel, thank you.

0:25:030:25:06

See? On their best behaviour now you're back.

0:25:070:25:10

-Oi! I do my share.

-No, you don't!

0:25:100:25:12

Oi, oi, oi. No smashing plates, please.

0:25:120:25:15

-Here, I'll do that.

-Ain't she a treasure?

0:25:150:25:18

Go on, Liam, do your bit.

0:25:180:25:20

That's what I like to see - a bit of family team spirit.

0:25:210:25:24

And I mean it, Derek. You keep this place free of your stuff.

0:25:240:25:27

You do not put Bianca at risk.

0:25:270:25:29

Anything to make you happy.

0:25:290:25:31

Your last chance.

0:25:310:25:33

Right, what say I go and pick Tiff and Morgan up from Ray's,

0:25:350:25:38

and we all go out for a nice little

0:25:380:25:41

ritzy bit of pudding somewhere, eh?

0:25:410:25:44

My treat. Maybe a snifter or two for the more mature ones?

0:25:440:25:47

-Sounds like a plan.

-Right.

0:25:470:25:49

Good. Then I shall be back in a jiffy.

0:25:490:25:51

THEY LAUGH

0:25:520:25:55

Who rattled your cage?

0:26:580:27:00

-Rocky!

-ROXY LAUGHS

0:27:000:27:03

Someone's got a bit of tension to work off, is married life that good?

0:27:030:27:06

It's fine.

0:27:060:27:08

-All right, could be better. Happy now?

-Yes.

0:27:080:27:12

OK, I want you and Sy to come to the Vic tonight.

0:27:120:27:15

Because Kat and Alfie are insisting on having a Halloween party.

0:27:150:27:18

There's going to be themed cocktails,

0:27:180:27:20

"Thriller" on loop all night and a prize for best costume.

0:27:200:27:24

-You can bring Yas, come on.

-She's got her birthday party at nursery,

0:27:240:27:27

-so I'm sure she'll be too tired.

-Oh, come on!

0:27:270:27:29

Well, I suppose Mas is looking after her later.

0:27:290:27:32

All the more reason for you to do something nice with just Syed. Think about it?

0:27:320:27:35

I'll think about it.

0:27:350:27:37

You and him are going to be fine.

0:27:380:27:40

OK? He wouldn't have said "I do" if...

0:27:400:27:42

Well, he didn't.

0:27:420:27:45

-That's terrible.

-I know.

0:27:450:27:47

-I'll see you soon.

-See you.

0:27:490:27:51

PHONE BLEEPS

0:27:560:27:58

-Toast do you, love?

-Whatever.

0:28:170:28:19

Luce, Bob wants you

0:28:220:28:24

to fix a button on his Halloween costume or something.

0:28:240:28:26

He can wait. You wouldn't be able to take the afternoon off, would you?

0:28:260:28:29

The bank's relationship manager called

0:28:290:28:31

last night and asked to discuss "ongoing business arrangements".

0:28:310:28:34

-And I would feel so much better if you're there.

-Right, well,

0:28:340:28:37

I can't let Max down, can I? You'll be fine -

0:28:370:28:40

you know your stuff.

0:28:400:28:41

-We can do something tonight. Hmm?

-OK.

0:28:410:28:44

-We could see what Fats is up to, or see who else is about.

-Like Whitney?

0:28:440:28:48

All right.

0:28:480:28:50

How about we just keep it between me and you then, eh?

0:28:500:28:52

See you later on. Bye.

0:28:540:28:55

If you're...

0:29:000:29:01

If you're worried about the meeting, maybe I could help?

0:29:010:29:04

I'm not worried.

0:29:040:29:06

Right, so you've done projections for the next six months then?

0:29:060:29:09

Course. I have everything under control. I don't need you, Dad.

0:29:090:29:12

All right.

0:29:120:29:13

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:29:190:29:21

Phil!

0:29:210:29:23

Phil!

0:29:230:29:24

Phil!

0:29:270:29:29

So I'm thinking two for one for zombies and witches,

0:29:340:29:37

we'll get toffee apples in for the trick or treaters.

0:29:370:29:40

Have you thought this through? This isn't going to scare any one.

0:29:400:29:43

We have done this before, you know!

0:29:430:29:46

Sorry, I'm a bit tired. Tommy kept me up all night.

0:29:460:29:48

Yeah, he's not sleeping in his own room.

0:29:480:29:50

-Every time we put him down he cries.

-That's what happens when you leave them in with you too long.

0:29:500:29:55

Amy was well sleeping through by that point.

0:29:550:29:57

-Thanks, Supernanny, we'll learn.

-Whoa, whoa. Hold on, can we get back to Halloween?

0:29:570:30:01

It gives me great pleasure now to introduce

0:30:010:30:03

for the first time our very... Is he ready?

0:30:030:30:05

Yeah. Our very own ghost hunter...

0:30:050:30:07

the one and only...Fat Boy!

0:30:070:30:11

Look at this, eh?

0:30:110:30:13

What is going on, ghost hunters?

0:30:130:30:14

So, do you want to know about Walford's most haunted houses,

0:30:140:30:17

or most gruesome murder mysteries? Well, Fats has got the story

0:30:170:30:21

on E20's most grisly and gruesome, spookiest spooks!

0:30:210:30:24

How good is that, eh?

0:30:240:30:25

See, for a small fee, he'll take people round Walford,

0:30:250:30:27

give them some, like, you know, made-up ghost stories.

0:30:270:30:30

They'll all be scared and want to come in here

0:30:300:30:32

-and drown their sorrows and have a drink.

-Is it going to be morbid?

-You getting scared?

0:30:320:30:36

-Yeah, right, no!

-I've already signed some people up.

0:30:360:30:39

Look, look, got them all interested, look.

0:30:390:30:41

-Look at that, see. Well done, buddy.

-Show me.

0:30:410:30:45

Fine, fine. All right, fine.

0:30:450:30:47

Have you sorted the prizes for the costume competition?

0:30:470:30:50

Yeah. Tickets to London Dungeons for the kids and a bottle of fizz

0:30:500:30:53

-for the grown-ups.

-Well, you might as well hand that over to me now.

0:30:530:30:56

Because no-one out-does Kimberley Fox when it comes to fancy dress.

0:30:560:30:59

Well, she does wear it most days.

0:30:590:31:01

Just cos you don't have my flair and imagination.

0:31:010:31:03

-Yes, I have plenty of imagination.

-Yes, you do.

0:31:030:31:07

-I-I would imagine.

-Yeah.

0:31:070:31:08

My costume's going to blow your costume right out of the water.

0:31:080:31:12

Oh yeah? Well, come on then!

0:31:120:31:14

I don't know what she's having, but I want some!

0:31:140:31:18

ALL LAUGH

0:31:180:31:20

CAROL: I don't know why we should waste our money buying costumes.

0:31:200:31:24

-My kids made do with sheets.

-That's not even scary.

0:31:240:31:26

Come on, Nan, they'll look rubbish in those compared to everyone else.

0:31:260:31:30

-Please! They'll run out soon.

-Pleeease!

0:31:300:31:33

-Oh, all right.

-Yes!

0:31:330:31:35

-Cheers, mate.

-Listen, I need two.

0:31:360:31:38

Can you give me a discount on that?

0:31:380:31:40

-SY:

-It just sounds a bit tacky, that's all.

0:31:420:31:44

Where's your sense of humour gone?

0:31:440:31:47

About time we had a night out.

0:31:470:31:48

We haven't had that much fun since the wedding.

0:31:480:31:50

Yeah, it's just with things the way they are -

0:31:500:31:53

Mum gone, me unemployed and in the doghouse.

0:31:530:31:55

I know, but that doesn't mean

0:31:550:31:56

we shouldn't spend quality time together.

0:31:560:31:59

Ha-ha, your favourite!

0:31:590:32:01

I suppose a few hours won't hurt.

0:32:010:32:02

A duck!

0:32:050:32:06

A duck. I'll see you later.

0:32:060:32:09

-See you.

-See you.

0:32:090:32:10

-Thank you.

-Be a good girl for daddy.

0:32:100:32:12

-Bye.

-Bye.

0:32:120:32:15

Why haven't you been answering my calls?

0:32:340:32:35

-Because I've been out on a job.

-Well, I saw Sharon yesterday,

0:32:350:32:38

-she said about being on the residency application. What did she mean?

-I don't know.

0:32:380:32:42

She must've meant something. Is everything all right with Lexi?

0:32:420:32:45

Phil, if something's changed I've got the right to know.

0:32:450:32:48

You're being paranoid, OK.

0:32:480:32:49

Now, if you don't mind, I've got work to do.

0:32:490:32:51

Yeah, the thing is, Marie, it's swamped in here.

0:32:570:33:00

No, if he has mumps, of course you should stay with him.

0:33:020:33:05

OK, I can manage.

0:33:050:33:06

One minute, sorry.

0:33:070:33:09

Thank you.

0:33:110:33:13

You should move those. Someone could trip and break something

0:33:130:33:16

and where there's a blame, there is a claim!

0:33:160:33:18

Thanks for the advice.

0:33:180:33:20

Oh. Been shopping yet?

0:33:220:33:24

Oh, sorry, forgot you don't have to try hard to look scary.

0:33:240:33:27

You won't be so cocky later when I'm sipping my champagne.

0:33:270:33:32

Oh, Lucy, just to warn you,

0:33:320:33:33

there's a PC in the area lecturing all the local businesses

0:33:330:33:36

about how to spot those counterfeit notes doing the rounds.

0:33:360:33:38

Took me ages to get him out the Minute Mart.

0:33:380:33:41

He's in the launderette, so he'll probably come to you next.

0:33:410:33:44

-So, is he fit?

-Hmm.

0:33:440:33:45

INTERCOM BEEPS

0:33:470:33:49

SY SIGHS

0:33:490:33:51

BEEPING STOPS

0:33:510:33:53

If you forget these one more time...

0:33:550:33:58

What will you do to me?

0:33:580:33:59

-What do you want?

-You know what I want - my money.

0:34:010:34:04

Well, I can't give you what I don't have.

0:34:040:34:06

-I'm broke, my family's broke.

-What if I was a bank, Syed?

0:34:060:34:10

I wouldn't let it go then, would I?

0:34:100:34:12

-I'd be seizing your assets.

-Yeah, well, good luck with that,

0:34:120:34:15

cos everything worth taking is already gone.

0:34:150:34:17

Oh, I don't know, you might be able to offer me something.

0:34:170:34:20

I will raise your cash somehow.

0:34:230:34:25

Anything to get you out of my life.

0:34:270:34:28

Well, until you do, you'll be hearing from me, all right?

0:34:280:34:32

Gotcha!

0:34:410:34:42

Listen, how about me and you

0:34:430:34:45

sneaking upstairs to our kiddie-free bedroom, eh?

0:34:450:34:48

-Come on, only be gone ten minutes.

-Ten minutes? That sets a new record.

0:34:480:34:52

It obviously includes the shower!

0:34:520:34:53

-Not interrupting anything, am I?

-All right, darling.

0:34:530:34:56

-All right, Carol. What can I get you?

-You haven't got any bar work going?

0:34:560:35:00

Sorry, no vacancies.

0:35:000:35:01

Sorry, it's not my decision.

0:35:010:35:03

-Roxy's in charge now.

-Since when?

0:35:030:35:06

It's a long story.

0:35:060:35:09

-Syed's mate, Danny, right?

-You've got a good memory.

0:35:090:35:12

Well, I never forget a pretty face. What can I get you?

0:35:120:35:14

-I'll have a pint, please.

-OK.

0:35:140:35:16

What brings you back to Walford? Catching up with Syed?

0:35:160:35:19

Yeah, something like that.

0:35:190:35:20

Can't have Christian monopolising his time just cos they're married.

0:35:200:35:23

-How is Christian?

-He's good, he's good.

0:35:230:35:25

-He'll be in later.

-I can't hang around.

0:35:250:35:27

-Say hello to him for me.

-Yeah.

0:35:270:35:29

Take it there's been no more trouble in paradise?

0:35:310:35:34

Yeah, Lauren, what you said the other day,

0:35:340:35:36

about...about Lucy - you were right.

0:35:360:35:39

I ain't been fair, stringing her along like this.

0:35:390:35:42

So what you going to do?

0:35:420:35:44

End it.

0:35:440:35:46

What? No, I never said you should do that.

0:35:460:35:48

Joey, you can't just dump her!

0:35:480:35:50

No, look, Lauren, it's too late, all right.

0:35:500:35:52

Decision's been made.

0:35:520:35:53

We're taking Oscar trick or treating later, he'd love it if you came.

0:35:580:36:01

No, I'm not in the mood.

0:36:010:36:02

Look, if Phil said "Everything will be all right"

0:36:020:36:05

then I'm sure it will be.

0:36:050:36:06

He'll be doing everything he can to get Lexi back, won't he?

0:36:060:36:10

-Suppose.

-I'm sure she'll be back

0:36:100:36:12

with you where she belongs before you know it.

0:36:120:36:14

Yeah, and then you'll be taking her trick or treating.

0:36:140:36:17

-So this could be good practice.

-Mmm.

0:36:170:36:19

Do you think it's too late for us to pick up some costumes?

0:36:220:36:25

You've changed your tune.

0:36:250:36:27

I'm just trying to get into the spirit of things,

0:36:270:36:29

-is there anything wrong with that?

-No, I like it.

0:36:290:36:32

You two seem to be getting on OK to me.

0:36:320:36:35

Seeing his mate must've cheered him up. Was it Danny?

0:36:350:36:38

He said to say hi to you.

0:36:380:36:39

-Danny was here?

-Yeah.

0:36:390:36:41

Then once we've been to the War Memorial,

0:36:410:36:44

we'll be back here for our grand finale.

0:36:440:36:46

Where it has been said that that Queen Vic bust has moved

0:36:460:36:50

from one side of the bar to the other, all by itself.

0:36:500:36:54

But more of that later. Any questions?

0:36:540:36:57

-No? Then let's go...

-Actually, I've got some questions, Fats.

0:36:570:37:00

Why's the time of this tour been brought forward?

0:37:000:37:02

Isn't it a bit more, like, atmospheric in the dark?

0:37:020:37:06

Or...or is it too scary?

0:37:060:37:09

Huh, huh? Plus you don't want to miss out

0:37:090:37:11

on the party action that's going on in here.

0:37:110:37:13

You know, the fancy dress and that.

0:37:130:37:15

OK, so, have experts actually confirmed any supernatural presence

0:37:150:37:19

-in any of the places you're taking us?

-Yeah.

0:37:190:37:22

Of...of course. The guy...

0:37:220:37:25

the medium guy from the TV...

0:37:250:37:29

Derek Anaconda has confirmed it as a hotspot.

0:37:290:37:33

So, let's go...come on.

0:37:330:37:37

Let's go, ghosts and ghouls.

0:37:370:37:40

Let's get out of here.

0:37:400:37:42

OK, let's go...

0:37:440:37:46

What?

0:37:480:37:50

I'm sorry but I can't give you anything.

0:37:500:37:53

This is a business, not a sweet shop.

0:37:530:37:54

You're sounding more like Ian every day. Come on, kids.

0:37:540:37:58

Oh, hi.

0:38:070:38:09

So where did this meeting take place exactly?

0:38:110:38:14

It wasn't a meeting - he just showed up here.

0:38:140:38:16

So he was here in this house

0:38:160:38:17

and you didn't think that worth mentioning to me?

0:38:170:38:19

Because I knew you'd react like this.

0:38:190:38:21

Why didn't you tell me that you still owed him money?

0:38:210:38:24

-On top of everything else? I was embarrassed.

-We said "No more lying", Sy!

0:38:240:38:27

I know and I'm sorry, but...

0:38:270:38:29

I thought he'd get bored. I thought he'd get bored, drop it.

0:38:290:38:32

Where the hell are we supposed to find more cash from?

0:38:320:38:35

It's not even about that.

0:38:350:38:37

With Danny it's all about the power games,

0:38:370:38:39

I think that's what he gets off on.

0:38:390:38:41

So when he was here, what happened?

0:38:410:38:43

He tried winding me up, I didn't rise to it.

0:38:430:38:46

Nothing else happened, if that's what's you're thinking.

0:38:460:38:49

-I wasn't.

-The best thing we can do is ignore him.

0:38:490:38:52

Look, he'll lose interest.

0:38:520:38:54

Let's just go back to this party at the Vic.

0:38:560:39:00

"United front", like you said.

0:39:000:39:02

We're married.

0:39:020:39:05

It's time we started to act like it, agreed?

0:39:050:39:07

Agreed.

0:39:070:39:09

Again, I'm so, so sorry.

0:39:120:39:14

Look, here's your cash back

0:39:140:39:18

and if you want to send us the dry-cleaning bill then...

0:39:180:39:20

Oh, Luce, don't let him do this to you.

0:39:310:39:35

What?

0:39:360:39:37

Joey. If he doesn't want you then he's an idiot, isn't he?

0:39:370:39:40

There's plenty more fish in the sea and all that.

0:39:400:39:43

Maybe we could go for a drink later or something? If you want?

0:39:430:39:46

Joey wants to break up with me?

0:39:460:39:49

Oh. I-I...I don't know.

0:39:490:39:52

-I could've easily got that wrong, Lucy. I...

-Just go.

0:39:520:39:55

PHONE BEEPS

0:40:070:40:09

Oh, look at you, girl.

0:40:150:40:16

You weren't joking about going all-out, were you?

0:40:160:40:19

KIM SHRIEKS

0:40:190:40:21

Get a grip.

0:40:210:40:24

The important thing - the tills are ringing

0:40:240:40:26

and Fats'll be back with the ghost walkers soon.

0:40:260:40:28

Here we go, one for you, one for you, one for you.

0:40:280:40:32

See you later, kids. Bye.

0:40:320:40:33

Here you are.

0:40:450:40:46

-Oh, no, thanks.

-Yeah, no.

0:40:460:40:48

What? You two are such wusses.

0:40:480:40:50

Right, let's go see what we can get down the Minute Mart, yeah?

0:40:510:40:54

-Yeah.

-Come on then.

0:40:540:40:57

-Just follow you, yeah?

-Follow me.

0:40:570:40:59

-Ready?

-All right.

0:40:590:41:00

THIS is very spot

0:41:000:41:03

of Jack The Ripper's first grisly murder.

0:41:030:41:07

And that, my friends, concludes our tour.

0:41:070:41:09

If you'd like to follow me into the Vic,

0:41:090:41:11

where reasonably priced refreshments await...

0:41:110:41:14

-I don't remember any Jack The Ripper murder victims being found round here.

-Well, yeah...

0:41:140:41:18

That's because it's one of his very, very first, lesser-known crimes.

0:41:180:41:21

You know, before he got X Factor famous.

0:41:210:41:24

We've barely covered the more recent murders around Walford.

0:41:240:41:27

One of my clients at the salon says the Vic's been haunted for years.

0:41:270:41:30

Get this, at least two of the landlords

0:41:300:41:33

have been murdered in there.

0:41:330:41:34

One was buried in the cellar and the current manager's dad

0:41:340:41:38

was bludgeoned to death at Christmas a few years ago.

0:41:380:41:41

Yeah, but that doesn't make it a bad place to drink.

0:41:410:41:45

It's a great place to drink, you see? Those ghosts,

0:41:450:41:48

they've probably come to peace with their fate. Yeah,

0:41:480:41:51

-they're probably gone, so...

-Does that mean Heather's flat is still haunted?

-What?

0:41:510:41:55

She only died a few months ago. She hasn't had time to make peace.

0:41:550:41:59

She's right, you know, that is so sad.

0:41:590:42:03

I bet she still roams round her old place, lost and alone,

0:42:030:42:06

calling for George.

0:42:060:42:07

-Is that true?

-No, of course not!

0:42:100:42:12

No, there's no such things as ghosts.

0:42:120:42:14

But it is Halloween!

0:42:140:42:15

-Don't encourage them, Liam.

-Well, well, well,

0:42:150:42:18

why don't we continue this conversation inside the Vic, hey?

0:42:180:42:21

That is of course after we visit the very famous,

0:42:230:42:26

the very haunted car lot.

0:42:260:42:29

You see, where it is rumoured a person died in a fire.

0:42:290:42:33

Yes, very true.

0:42:330:42:35

It's a very long tale so follow me, I shall tell you.

0:42:350:42:39

See, before we get there...

0:42:390:42:40

I came as quick as I could. What's wrong?

0:42:440:42:47

I need some advice.

0:42:470:42:49

OK, right, so what is it?

0:42:490:42:51

Current profits, future projections...?

0:42:530:42:55

Something else?

0:42:570:42:58

-No, no, this is important.

-OK.

0:42:580:43:01

What you need to remember, OK,

0:43:010:43:03

is even if your profits are going down, all our businesses...

0:43:030:43:07

all YOUR businesses, OK, they have the potential to make money.

0:43:070:43:11

Now, banks, they like money, therefore they like you.

0:43:110:43:16

Roxy's going to kill us for not dressing up, you know!

0:43:160:43:18

PHONE BEEPS

0:43:180:43:20

-FATS:

-If you continue to follow me this way...

0:43:380:43:40

I don't know how he gets away with that nonsense.

0:43:400:43:42

Still, it's harmless enough, I suppose.

0:43:420:43:45

These two have got the right idea.

0:43:450:43:46

Listen, how about we check out this party in the pub?

0:43:460:43:49

They're bound to have some sweets in here.

0:43:490:43:51

-Come on, Kat and Alfie won't bite.

-Come on, Tiff.

-What you doing?

0:43:510:43:54

-Seems to be going well.

-That's cos I'm running the show, isn't it?

0:43:540:43:58

I'm going to give her a slap if she's not careful.

0:43:580:44:01

-Oi, violence isn't the answer, all right?

-Ooh!

0:44:010:44:03

I was wrong about Kat and Alfie. They might bite you after all!

0:44:030:44:07

What is the matter with you two all of a sudden? I'm joking.

0:44:070:44:10

What are you doing with my kids?

0:44:100:44:12

That isn't...

0:44:120:44:14

-Oi, oi!

-Take them off.

0:44:140:44:16

I'm so sorry, I thought they were my...

0:44:160:44:19

Are you all right, sweetheart?

0:44:200:44:22

No, I've lost Tiff and Morgan!

0:44:220:44:25

I'll be back.

0:44:250:44:27

All right? Where's Christian?

0:44:280:44:30

He had to go back to the gym on some emergency, he won't be long.

0:44:300:44:33

Sorry, lads, for the inconvenience,

0:44:330:44:34

but we gotta do some maintenance work.

0:44:340:44:36

-See you tomorrow.

-Take care.

-Yeah, take it easy.

0:44:360:44:39

What's the matter?

0:44:480:44:50

You expecting someone else?

0:44:500:44:52

-Thanks for coming.

-Thank you.

0:44:540:44:56

Well?

0:45:010:45:03

He's looking forward to help me build on the Beale empire.

0:45:030:45:06

Hee-hee, well done.

0:45:060:45:08

-Thanks for what you did.

-No, you did it, Lucy, not me.

0:45:080:45:10

PHONE BEEPS

0:45:100:45:11

Erm...

0:45:130:45:14

Joey's heading home in a bit.

0:45:140:45:16

He wants to know if it'll just be the two of us.

0:45:160:45:19

Bobby's at the school Halloween party

0:45:190:45:22

for another couple of hours, OK? I'll go park myself in the Vic,

0:45:220:45:24

so you two can have the place to yourself

0:45:240:45:26

until I pick him up, all right?

0:45:260:45:28

Dad, did you ever regret trying so hard with Mum,

0:45:300:45:34

even when you knew it was over?

0:45:340:45:37

Nah.

0:45:390:45:40

Look...

0:45:400:45:42

I might've been a bit of an idiot, but...

0:45:420:45:45

I just didn't want it to end, OK?

0:45:450:45:48

Look, I'm really good at business, right?

0:45:490:45:51

But when it comes to romantic relationships, I am rubbish.

0:45:510:45:55

We both know that and thank heavens, right,

0:45:550:45:57

you're not me.

0:45:570:45:59

If you want me I'll be in the Vic, all right.

0:45:590:46:02

OK, ladies and gentlemen, if you come through to the...bar,

0:46:050:46:11

where cocktails are two for one.

0:46:110:46:14

So enjoy, enjoy, come through.

0:46:140:46:17

Kim, darling, you wouldn't get the drinks in for us, would you?

0:46:170:46:20

What? Proper fancy dress, getting the rounds in -

0:46:200:46:24

-I'm liking the new and improved Denise more and more.

-Yeah.

0:46:240:46:28

Mmm-mmm, look at you! Look at you!

0:46:290:46:31

You are like cocoa butter for the body...

0:46:310:46:34

-Not here!

-What?

0:46:340:46:36

Don't you think it's time we stopped all this sneaking around

0:46:360:46:38

and just go public with it?

0:46:380:46:40

I know how I'm feeling - I'm feeling the vibe

0:46:400:46:43

and I kind of want to share those good vibes...

0:46:430:46:46

Or not, um, if you're not ready.

0:46:460:46:49

-Forget it...

-Arthur.

0:46:490:46:50

You know that...

0:46:500:46:53

we can never be a PROPER item?

0:46:530:46:57

-Yeah, but, you know...

-No, you're too young...

0:46:570:46:59

for me to get serious with.

0:46:590:47:03

I'm sorry, I should never have led you on.

0:47:030:47:05

So how about we just end things now,

0:47:050:47:08

on good terms? Yeah?

0:47:080:47:11

-Or, what if...?

-No, no what ifs.

0:47:110:47:16

Let's just keep it as a LOVELY memory.

0:47:160:47:19

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

0:47:210:47:23

-There's no sign on Turpin Road.

-Why don't we try the allotments?

0:47:270:47:31

How could I let this happen?

0:47:310:47:32

There's loads of kids in skeleton outfits right now.

0:47:320:47:35

They must be really scared, it's Halloween. Where've they got to?

0:47:350:47:39

I think I know where they are.

0:47:390:47:41

Liam?

0:47:410:47:42

No calls, no texts and you stay away from our home,

0:47:420:47:45

-do you understand me?

-I'm quite disappointed in Syed,

0:47:450:47:47

sending his Muscle Mary to do his dirty work.

0:47:470:47:50

He didn't.

0:47:500:47:51

I just thought you should be reminded that you are not welcome round here.

0:47:510:47:54

Now you will get your money when we have it.

0:47:540:47:56

Until then, you stay away.

0:47:560:47:59

-Do I really threaten you that much?

-Please!

0:47:590:48:01

I must do, going behind Syed's back to warn me off.

0:48:010:48:05

It's quite sad really...

0:48:070:48:09

an ageing old queen so desperate to hang onto his pretty boy

0:48:090:48:12

that he'll do anything to scare off the competition.

0:48:120:48:15

Competition? You kissed(!)

0:48:150:48:18

Hardly makes you the romance of the century.

0:48:180:48:21

Is that what he told you it was?

0:48:210:48:24

A kiss?

0:48:240:48:25

Oh, it was more than that, much more.

0:48:260:48:29

Why did you come here?

0:48:320:48:34

-We wanted to talk to Heather's ghost.

-Sorry.

0:48:340:48:37

Listen, you take them straight home!

0:48:370:48:39

-I'm going to have a big brandy.

-This one's on the house.

0:48:390:48:43

You can say it as many times as you like, that doesn't make it true.

0:48:440:48:48

Did you ever wonder why Syed looked elsewhere?

0:48:480:48:52

He must have been so bored with his life.

0:48:520:48:54

You don't know anything about him.

0:48:560:48:58

And you do?

0:48:580:49:00

You want a homebody.

0:49:000:49:02

Syed's not like that - he's a high-flyer, a gambler.

0:49:030:49:06

Why else do you think he took a risk on me?

0:49:060:49:08

Or maybe he wanted to get caught.

0:49:080:49:11

You ever thought about that?

0:49:110:49:13

This conversation...

0:49:130:49:15

..is over.

0:49:170:49:18

If he comes calling again, I won't say no

0:49:200:49:23

and it's only a matter of time before he does.

0:49:230:49:26

You may have been able to guilt Syed into marriage

0:49:260:49:29

but you can't force him

0:49:290:49:31

to like your cosy, boring, little life that you lead.

0:49:310:49:34

He'll always be looking over your shoulder, wanting more.

0:49:340:49:38

And if it isn't me that'll give it to him, it's someone else.

0:49:380:49:43

What's all this?

0:49:550:49:56

Helping you leave. That's what you wanted, isn't it?

0:49:570:50:00

Not like this, Lucy.

0:50:030:50:04

Then how?

0:50:040:50:05

Look, we were never meant to be a big thing, all right?

0:50:050:50:09

Look, I didn't make any promises.

0:50:090:50:11

I know, I was just someone to bunk with.

0:50:110:50:13

That was fine for a while, but that's not enough for me any more.

0:50:130:50:17

Right, well, I should go.

0:50:200:50:22

Maybe it doesn't matter...

0:50:300:50:32

that only one of us feels it.

0:50:320:50:35

Maybe that is enough?

0:50:370:50:38

You know it don't work like that, Luce.

0:50:430:50:45

-If Bianca was here, she'd kill me!

-We all make mistakes, Carol.

0:51:070:51:10

Anybody who claims to be a perfect parent is either deluded or lying.

0:51:100:51:13

You've changed a bit while I've been away.

0:51:130:51:16

You don't know the half of it.

0:51:160:51:18

Here, Denise, there's your Halloween match, you gotta make a move.

0:51:180:51:23

He's a total stranger.

0:51:230:51:25

I thought you was starting to mix it up a bit, get a bit crazy.

0:51:250:51:29

Eh? What happened to the new and improved Denise?

0:51:290:51:32

Well, few more of these.

0:51:330:51:36

Rome weren't built in a day, was it?

0:51:360:51:38

There you go, Fats, all yours, mate. Well done, proud of ya.

0:51:400:51:43

What's the matter, Fats?

0:51:440:51:47

What, me? Nothing, man!

0:51:470:51:49

I'm Fats, man, I'm never down, you know how I roll.

0:51:490:51:52

All right, look...

0:51:520:51:54

I was seeing this lady

0:51:540:51:56

and I thought it was going somewhere but it just didn't work out.

0:51:560:52:00

Oh, Fats.

0:52:000:52:01

-I suppose we can't all have vampire love that lasts forever, eh?

-Yeah.

0:52:030:52:07

Mmmm. So what have I done to deserve this, eh?

0:52:090:52:13

I can be nice to my husband, can't I?

0:52:130:52:15

You wait until I get you upstairs alone later.

0:52:150:52:18

-That's if we ever get Tommy to sleep through, darling.

-He will.

0:52:180:52:21

You and me are going to spend some quality time together, all right.

0:52:210:52:25

Things are going to work out, Alfie.

0:52:250:52:27

No, I can't get an answer either.

0:52:310:52:33

This is ridiculous.

0:52:330:52:34

Don't eat all them at once.

0:52:390:52:41

Ta! See ya.

0:52:410:52:43

So what do you want, then?

0:52:490:52:51

I put Sharon's name down on that residency order

0:52:510:52:54

because I thought it'd help with getting Lexi back.

0:52:540:52:57

You need to get real, Lola. Social services, they look at you,

0:52:570:52:59

they don't see a good, secure family unit.

0:52:590:53:01

Whereas if me and Sharon was together,

0:53:010:53:03

we said we was going to help with the baby then maybe they would.

0:53:030:53:07

All I'm trying to do is get the baby back - whatever it takes.

0:53:070:53:11

Yeah, I know, me too.

0:53:120:53:15

And I...I screwed up.

0:53:150:53:16

You know, relying on Sharon but that's my fault.

0:53:160:53:19

Not yours.

0:53:200:53:22

Wait, what we going to do now then?

0:53:220:53:24

You ain't got a clue, have you?

0:53:270:53:29

KIDS: Trick or treat?

0:53:340:53:37

Excuse me.

0:53:370:53:38

Christian?

0:53:420:53:43

SHE PRESSES BUZZER

0:53:520:53:53

Sharon!

0:53:550:53:56

Sharon!

0:53:570:53:59

SHE KNOCKS WINDOW Sharon!

0:54:040:54:06

Sharon!

0:54:130:54:14

-Ssh! I've got a kid sleeping back there.

-Oh, yeah?

0:54:260:54:30

Lucky you.

0:54:300:54:31

What's Phil told you?

0:54:310:54:33

You've got to tell one poxy little white lie and that's it.

0:54:330:54:36

There's nothing poxy about it.

0:54:360:54:38

This isn't some little white lie to spare someone's feelings.

0:54:380:54:42

No, you don't actually have to marry Phil, you do know that, right?

0:54:420:54:45

It's not that.

0:54:450:54:47

Well, what is it, then?

0:54:470:54:49

I'd be interfering with the system that's there to help people, Lola.

0:54:490:54:52

You can't actually believe that, right? No, you can't.

0:54:520:54:55

You don't look that stupid.

0:54:550:54:57

-Well, the system worked for me.

-Oh, yeah?

0:54:570:54:59

When was the last time you had your kid taken away, eh?

0:54:590:55:01

I was the kid.

0:55:010:55:03

I was adopted.

0:55:040:55:05

And they weren't perfect but I wouldn't change my mum and dad for the world.

0:55:050:55:09

Did you ever find your real mum?

0:55:090:55:10

Oh, what was it, you found her.

0:55:100:55:12

-she didn't want to know you, is that it?

-We're not talking about me.

0:55:120:55:15

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying!

0:55:150:55:17

Just cos your mum was like that, it doesn't mean I am.

0:55:170:55:20

Please, Sharon.

0:55:200:55:22

I know exactly what it's like growing up in care, you know.

0:55:220:55:25

You feel like you're not wanted and you're not loved.

0:55:250:55:27

But that's not my Lexi. It's not fair.

0:55:270:55:29

You start lying now, Lola, you'll make things worse.

0:55:290:55:31

Worse? How much more worse can things get?!

0:55:310:55:34

What has happened to you?!

0:55:430:55:45

Walked into a lamppost. You know me, clumsy.

0:55:450:55:48

-But you're OK though?

-Nothing I can't handle.

0:55:480:55:50

However, if I don't eat in the next ten minutes...

0:55:500:55:53

-Two egg rolls, two teas please, Lucy.

-I'll bring them over.

0:55:530:55:56

Thanks, poppet.

0:55:560:55:57

-You don't have to lie. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

-Sy...

0:56:010:56:04

Please, just let me call the police.

0:56:040:56:06

They came at me from behind, I didn't even see their faces.

0:56:060:56:09

What will the police do except create a whole load of hassle?

0:56:090:56:11

They used homophobic language. That makes it a hate crime, doesn't it?

0:56:110:56:15

I just want to sit here and eat my breakfast in peace, all right?

0:56:150:56:19

Pops! Pops!

0:56:240:56:28

-Pops!

-What d'you do that for?

0:56:280:56:31

-Cos you're doing my head in.

-You could give me a hand?

0:56:310:56:34

I'm trying to make a good impression for when Lexi gets here.

0:56:340:56:36

How many times must I tell you? It don't matter how clean

0:56:360:56:39

-this place is. We ain't getting her back.

-Listen to me, that little girl is coming home.

0:56:390:56:43

Last thing she needs is you giving up on her.

0:56:430:56:46

And I told you, we don't even need Sharon!

0:56:470:56:50

I don't know what the matter is with you two.

0:56:580:57:01

All the years you've been friends. I thought

0:57:010:57:03

-you'd have grown out of all of this by now.

-Mum, just leave it.

0:57:030:57:07

Friendship matters, Lauren.

0:57:070:57:09

One of you has got to make the first move, haven't you?

0:57:090:57:12

So what that I've got no mates? No money, no job.

0:57:120:57:16

-No boyfriend, no nothing.

-Oh dear, oh, poor Lauren.

0:57:160:57:20

You do not know what it's like

0:57:200:57:21

to be the family loser in one like ours. You don't.

0:57:210:57:24

I've left Oscar with my mother so that you and I could come here,

0:57:240:57:27

have a nice little muffin and a coffee.

0:57:270:57:30

The least you can do is crack a little smile for me.

0:57:300:57:33

Oh, come on! I did not raise my daughter to sit on her backside whingeing when life gets hard.

0:57:340:57:39

Cos life is hard, Lauren. You just gotta give as good as you can get.

0:57:390:57:43

OK, well, maybe I could invite her out for a drink or something.

0:57:450:57:48

That's my girl. And look, you're not the family loser

0:57:480:57:52

so you can put that one out your head.

0:57:520:57:54

Morning, gorgeous.

0:57:550:57:57

What's up? You made it sound like an emergency or something.

0:57:570:58:00

I just thought you wouldn't want to spend the best day of your life

0:58:000:58:03

-lounging about in bed all day.

-The best day of my life?

0:58:030:58:06

Yeah, we've got two days till you go on your trip

0:58:060:58:08

and I got big plans intended for us, baby.

0:58:080:58:11

-Thanks for doing this.

-That's all right.

0:58:110:58:13

Didn't really fancy another night in there, to be honest.

0:58:130:58:16

It's only a house full of stroppy women, don't thank me just yet.

0:58:160:58:18

Well, well, well,

0:58:180:58:20

don't you two look a sight for sore eyes this early in the morning.

0:58:200:58:23

What's this, collecting for the charity shop, are you?

0:58:230:58:26

I ain't got time for this now.

0:58:260:58:27

Ah, but you've got time to escort laughing boy here

0:58:270:58:29

across the Square with his meagre belongings?

0:58:290:58:32

You finally decided to sling your hook for pastures new, have you?

0:58:320:58:35

If pastures new is the office floor. Mind you, I'm surprised at you, Joey.

0:58:350:58:39

Don't you know a few birds that could offer you their bed?

0:58:390:58:41

Too much commitment for me, mate.

0:58:410:58:43

Anyway, why'd I want to be with some bird

0:58:430:58:45

when I could be with family, eh? Ain't that right, Uncle Max?

0:58:450:58:49

Oh, well. That's very generous of you.

0:58:490:58:52

-"Uncle Max".

-Del, he needs somewhere to stay, all right?

0:58:520:58:55

-What am I supposed to do?

-Don't let me interfere.

0:58:550:58:58

Well, go on then, you two toddle off.

0:58:580:59:00

Come on, Joey.

0:59:000:59:01

Place is going to sparkle with this lot! Lola?

0:59:100:59:15

Lo, darling?

0:59:210:59:23

Look, I know we're up against it here, I really do,

0:59:250:59:27

but we've got to keep our chin up, haven't we?

0:59:270:59:30

Stay positive. For Lexi's sake, yeah?

0:59:320:59:34

Lo?

0:59:360:59:37

Oh, someone going on holiday?

0:59:470:59:49

Sorry about that, I wasn't sure which room to put it in.

0:59:490:59:54

Room?!

0:59:540:59:56

Dad!

0:59:560:59:58

I really didn't mean to spring this on you, Tanya. Uncle Max didn't think you'd mind.

0:59:581:00:02

Oh right, how long did he think I wouldn't mind for?

1:00:021:00:05

No. No, no, no. He is not staying here!

1:00:051:00:08

I don't know, a few days, week, maybe?

1:00:081:00:11

Look, I'll fix that leaky tap in the kitchen a bit later on.

1:00:111:00:14

Dad!

1:00:141:00:15

-All right, Lauren, keep your hair on.

-What are you...?

1:00:151:00:18

You cannot just invite people to live in our house without asking us!

1:00:181:00:21

It ain't just people. It's Joey, he's family.

1:00:211:00:23

Yeah, well, Uncle Derek's going to go mad, you do know that?

1:00:231:00:26

-Why don't you take Oscar's room, he can come in with us for a bit.

-Mum!

1:00:261:00:30

No, your dad's right, he's family.

1:00:301:00:32

And I have got a long list of things that need doing round here.

1:00:321:00:35

I'm more than happy to help you.

1:00:351:00:37

Somebody's got the hump with you.

1:00:411:00:43

Right, come on, let's get you settled.

1:00:431:00:46

I'm telling you, Kat, I don't know why I bother with it sometimes.

1:00:481:00:51

This is him. "A full English should have at least one sausage,

1:00:511:00:54

"preferably two sausages."

1:00:541:00:56

I mean, do me a favour, it's like I'd served them

1:00:561:00:58

a severed head on a plate.

1:00:581:01:00

I should put up my prices with the amount of grief I'm getting.

1:01:001:01:02

I'll tell you about grief. Tommy's had me up all night.

1:01:021:01:05

-You need a drink, come on.

-Where are you going?

1:01:051:01:07

What sort of friend would I be to let you drink alone? Come on.

1:01:071:01:10

All right? Do you fancy going somewhere?

1:01:111:01:14

Like where?

1:01:141:01:15

I don't know. West End. Down the arcade. Anywhere.

1:01:151:01:18

Well, we're going down the park later, if you fancy it?

1:01:181:01:21

What, a few mouldy sandwiches and a fizzy drink? No, you're all right.

1:01:211:01:24

Excuse me, it's going to be amazing.

1:01:241:01:26

I want to treat this one like a princess while I've got her.

1:01:261:01:29

-And you don't need piggy in the middle. I get it.

-Did I say that?

1:01:291:01:32

Yeah, come on, we've got plenty of food. It'll be a laugh.

1:01:321:01:35

Watching you two snog each others faces off?

1:01:351:01:38

No, that ain't my idea of fun.

1:01:381:01:39

Cheers.

1:01:441:01:45

Cheers.

1:01:451:01:47

All right, Max?

1:01:471:01:48

All right, Del? You want to join me and Joey for a coffee?

1:01:481:01:51

No thanks. Whisky please, Kat.

1:01:531:01:56

Del, things ain't going to get better between you if you don't put the effort in.

1:01:561:01:59

-Who says I'm interested?

-Do me a favour!

1:01:591:02:02

Cheers. Do you want to join us or not?

1:02:021:02:04

Why should I have a drink with someone who doesn't show me the respect to call me father, eh?

1:02:041:02:09

You're Uncle Max, me - I'm just Derek.

1:02:091:02:11

Del, you left him, all right?

1:02:111:02:14

It's up to you to show him you want to spend time with him.

1:02:141:02:16

-It was the same for me and Bradley.

-Time. It's that easy, is it?

1:02:161:02:19

No, it ain't easy, no. But I know something, Del,

1:02:191:02:21

you don't always get as much time as you think.

1:02:211:02:24

-You seen Lola?

-No.

1:02:281:02:30

I've got the social coming round in a bit with Lexi and

1:02:301:02:33

-she's gone walkabout.

-You better go and find her then.

1:02:331:02:35

What do you think I'm doing, Phil? She's in bits.

1:02:351:02:38

She thinks she's going to lose Lexi for good.

1:02:381:02:40

Billy, go and get Lola back here.

1:02:401:02:41

Otherwise that straw we're clutching at

1:02:411:02:44

won't be around for much longer, will it?

1:02:441:02:45

-Another OJ when you're ready, Rox?

-Syed, Lucy popped in before,

1:02:581:03:02

she said Christian's been in the wars.

1:03:021:03:03

I've been waiting for it to die down so I can nip over

1:03:031:03:06

-and check on him.

-Physically, it's not serious.

-Why, what's the matter?

1:03:061:03:09

-He ran into some homophobes outside Bashers last night.

-What did the old bill say?

-He won't let me call.

1:03:091:03:14

-It took me all night to get him to tell me what happened.

-Why don't you let me talk to him?

1:03:141:03:18

You sure you're not needed here?

1:03:181:03:20

Nah, got to be some perks to being manageress, haven't there?

1:03:201:03:23

Oi! Where'd you think you're going?

1:03:281:03:30

The only thing you're managing is making my life a misery!

1:03:321:03:35

Phil Mitchell's got a lot to answer for, landing me with that dozy mare.

1:03:391:03:43

The key to running a successful business, Kathleen,

1:03:431:03:46

is understanding and accepting that your life is no longer your own.

1:03:461:03:51

You are a mere instrument,

1:03:511:03:54

and your purpose is to pleasure your customers.

1:03:541:03:57

Well, at least the fit ones anyway.

1:03:571:04:00

-Kim, what is the matter with you?

-From the B&B.

1:04:071:04:11

I guess they got sick of waiting for their full English.

1:04:111:04:14

Oh, yes, very nice.

1:04:221:04:25

Something special for the lady in your life, Liam?

1:04:251:04:27

Just thought it'd be a good coming home present for my Mum, but...

1:04:271:04:31

-Oh, no, no, no. How much, Harry?

-Give us a squid.

1:04:311:04:34

Here, take a tenner, and a bag and all, look.

1:04:341:04:38

There we go.

1:04:381:04:40

I think she'll be very impressed with that when she gets home.

1:04:401:04:43

It's just, I've only got my job back this morning -

1:04:431:04:47

don't know when I'll be able to pay you back.

1:04:471:04:49

Don't you worry about that.

1:04:491:04:51

As it happens, I've got an idea how you could pay me back

1:04:511:04:54

without it costing you a penny.

1:04:541:04:56

You might be less angry

1:04:581:05:00

if there was a chance of those thugs getting caught.

1:05:001:05:03

I can handle it.

1:05:051:05:06

Should you even be working out? Look at the state of you.

1:05:061:05:09

-I'm fine, Rox.

-Yeah?

1:05:091:05:10

What about the next gay bloke that wanders out of here

1:05:101:05:12

-at the wrong time, what about him?

-Just leave it, please.

1:05:121:05:15

You should know better than anyone, Christian,

1:05:151:05:17

that if you don't report this it's just going to happen again

1:05:171:05:20

and nothing is ever going to change. What's the matter with you?!

1:05:201:05:24

Honestly?

1:05:261:05:28

I'm just tired.

1:05:301:05:31

Oi, look at me.

1:05:361:05:39

Look at me.

1:05:431:05:45

I'm your best friend.

1:05:461:05:48

Talk to me.

1:05:501:05:51

I've taken a beating before, there's nothing new in that.

1:05:531:05:56

I've never felt like I could lose everything

1:05:591:06:01

and there is nothing I can do to stop it.

1:06:011:06:03

What do you mean, lose everything? Oi! You've got me, haven't you?

1:06:031:06:07

And you got Syed. You two are rock solid.

1:06:071:06:09

You are telling me everything, aren't you?

1:06:221:06:25

Like I said, I'm just tired.

1:06:291:06:30

Come here, it's OK.

1:06:321:06:34

Thank you very much. Good boy, see you later.

1:06:371:06:39

Oi, what was all that about?

1:06:391:06:41

It's all right, it's just a little business transaction.

1:06:411:06:43

-That's granddad's watch?

-He was fully compensated.

1:06:431:06:45

-It's not about the...

-It's for Joey.

1:06:451:06:48

See the one thing I never gave him was time.

1:06:481:06:51

And now I've got plenty of it.

1:06:511:06:53

Once he understands that then he'll be my boy again, won't he?

1:06:531:06:57

Kat, you haven't seen Lola, have you?

1:07:061:07:08

No, I ain't. Sorry.

1:07:081:07:09

It's a wonder I've kept that place going as long as I have, you know.

1:07:111:07:14

What's the matter with me, Kat? I'm not running a B&B.

1:07:141:07:18

It's just a B.

1:07:181:07:19

Give that gob a rest moaning, will you?

1:07:191:07:22

If Phil Mitchell can run a business with one lonely brain cell,

1:07:221:07:24

-I'm sure you can.

-Can I?

1:07:241:07:28

You're Kim Fox! There ain't nothing you can't do!

1:07:281:07:31

I'm Kim Fox. There's nothing I can't do.

1:07:331:07:37

Yeah, nothing...

1:07:381:07:40

-I'll get that sorted.

-Thank you very much. Cheers.

1:07:461:07:49

What's this? Max not keeping you busy enough?

1:07:501:07:53

No, I'm just getting myself a bit of lunch.

1:07:531:07:55

And seeing as I don't need to look for a place to kip anymore...

1:07:551:07:57

Do you want a drink? Let me get you one.

1:07:571:07:59

No. I'll get my own, thank you.

1:07:591:08:01

See that.

1:08:031:08:04

Oh, not this again.

1:08:071:08:09

That is what I've got, Joey. Time.

1:08:091:08:13

All the time in the world.

1:08:131:08:14

I ain't interested in your watch, Derek.

1:08:141:08:18

And that's another thing. This "Derek" business.

1:08:181:08:21

-Why don't you call me Dad like your sister does?

-Right.

1:08:211:08:24

Thank you for the offer.

1:08:281:08:30

Derek.

1:08:331:08:34

Hi, Cora.

1:08:451:08:46

-Hiya.

-Some of Jack's things. He's making room for me and Denny.

1:08:461:08:50

Sweet, eh?

1:08:501:08:51

I think it's called the honeymoon period.

1:08:511:08:53

Cora, have you got any tops? You know, for clubbing?

1:08:531:08:57

Yeah, over there by the jeans.

1:08:571:08:59

-Yeah, you need to get out now and again.

-Now and again?

1:09:021:09:05

You must be joking - I'm going out every weekend from now on.

1:09:051:09:07

-What do you reckon?

-It's nice.

1:09:091:09:12

Lola - listen...

1:09:121:09:14

No, you were right. Lying ain't going to get me anywhere.

1:09:141:09:18

Gotta face facts. I'll take it.

1:09:181:09:20

Give me £2.60.

1:09:201:09:22

Social are coming round to assess Phil at half seven.

1:09:221:09:25

About time - the sooner that kid gets adopted the better.

1:09:251:09:27

Keep the change.

1:09:271:09:29

Right, let me guess - you're after a nice little three-door,

1:09:341:09:37

nothing too flash but with a little bit of oomph, am I right?

1:09:371:09:40

I'm not here to buy a car, Joey.

1:09:401:09:41

-Eh?

-Carol. Auntie.

1:09:411:09:45

Auntie Carol. Yeah, yeah, I know.

1:09:451:09:47

Well, at least I see where I get my good looks from now, eh.

1:09:471:09:50

-Have you seen your Dad?

-Try not to if I can help it.

1:09:501:09:53

Some of us have to live with him.

1:09:531:09:54

Bianca's home in a month and I don't want her coming home to a war zone.

1:09:541:09:57

Well, I ain't at war with anyone.

1:09:571:09:59

Right, well, you just - you meet him halfway then.

1:09:591:10:01

No, look. He's a thug all right, Auntie Carol. He's violent.

1:10:011:10:04

Like an animal.

1:10:041:10:06

You think you can shock me? I know my brother inside out.

1:10:061:10:08

Did he ever hit you? He used to hit my mum all the time.

1:10:081:10:11

Even hit her with the phone once.

1:10:111:10:13

Thought she'd been chatting to some other bloke from down the pub

1:10:131:10:16

so he took it off her and he smacked her with it.

1:10:161:10:19

So yeah, try telling me again how I should meet him halfway, eh.

1:10:191:10:22

Lola, where the hell have you been all day?

1:10:291:10:31

-Who are you, the police?

-We're at risk of losing Lexi as it is,

1:10:311:10:34

-without you going off the deep end.

-Like I could care less.

1:10:341:10:37

That kid's been nothing but trouble since I got knocked up.

1:10:371:10:40

I mean it! DOORBELL RINGS

1:10:401:10:42

That'll be Lexi.

1:10:421:10:44

Try and hold it together, will you?

1:10:441:10:46

You still don't get it, do you? It's over.

1:10:461:10:49

Did you hit Joey's mum?

1:11:281:11:30

You been talking to him, have you?

1:11:331:11:35

-Well, I knew the pair of you had your moments.

-Moments.

1:11:351:11:38

That's all they were. Moments.

1:11:381:11:41

You've been doing this all your life, haven't you?

1:11:411:11:43

Talking with your fists.

1:11:431:11:45

You know, with Dad and the blokes you used to drink with.

1:11:451:11:48

-And David...

-Don't get me started about David.

1:11:481:11:50

He got everything he deserved, you know he did! If it wasn't for him,

1:11:501:11:54

-me and Jackie, we'd have been...

-Oh, will you just let that go? That is thirty-odd years ago!

1:11:541:11:59

I know I've done wrong.

1:11:591:12:01

That was the man I was.

1:12:041:12:06

But everyone deserves a second chance though, don't they Carol, eh?

1:12:061:12:10

A chance to start over.

1:12:111:12:12

I'll tell you something for nothing.

1:12:151:12:16

If Joey ain't willing to give me a try

1:12:161:12:19

then he better stand out of my way.

1:12:191:12:21

Because I had my happiness spoilt 36 years ago.

1:12:211:12:24

And I won't let it happen again.

1:12:241:12:25

If he wants to know what'll happen - he can go and ask David Wicks.

1:12:251:12:30

Do you need a hand with that?

1:12:351:12:37

Someone's in a better mood than the last time I saw you.

1:12:371:12:40

I'm allowed to be nice to you, you do know that?

1:12:401:12:43

Mmm. Nice day in the pub was it?

1:12:431:12:45

Don't even know why I bothered coming here.

1:12:461:12:49

All right, let me get someone to cover and I'll take you home.

1:12:491:12:52

Uh, no. No, you're not my dad.

1:12:521:12:54

And I came for a drink.

1:12:541:12:57

Or should I tell Sharon that her barman isn't serving?

1:12:571:13:00

On the house.

1:13:071:13:09

Cheers.

1:13:091:13:11

What's all this?

1:13:311:13:32

Well, this is...

1:13:321:13:34

Does there have to be a reason?

1:13:361:13:37

Your dad's got Yas so I just thought...

1:13:391:13:41

Why won't you go to the police?

1:13:431:13:45

Syed, please!

1:13:471:13:48

It makes no sense.

1:13:481:13:50

I know there's more to this than you're letting on

1:13:501:13:52

and we promised, didn't we?

1:13:521:13:54

No more secrets.

1:13:541:13:56

Just leave it.

1:13:591:14:00

I can't leave it, Christian, I love you.

1:14:001:14:04

Why's that funny?

1:14:041:14:07

Really shouldn't be, should it?

1:14:081:14:10

But if you really loved me, Sy, then you'd get off my back.

1:14:131:14:18

It's just one phone call.

1:14:181:14:19

Forget it.

1:14:191:14:21

Christian...!

1:14:211:14:22

Lo?

1:14:301:14:31

-BABY CRYING

-Come on, darling.

1:14:341:14:36

You don't want Lexi going without seeing her mum, do you?

1:14:371:14:41

Look, I know you must feel like you ain't got anyone

1:14:431:14:46

who understands what you're going through, but I do.

1:14:461:14:50

I've got kids.

1:14:501:14:52

And the thing is...

1:14:541:14:56

being a parent, it means never giving up on them.

1:14:561:15:01

No matter how bad things get.

1:15:031:15:05

Even if the whole world reckons they're better off without you?

1:15:161:15:20

Especially then.

1:15:211:15:23

Come here.

1:15:241:15:26

It's all right, all right.

1:15:281:15:29

Oi, oi. Get your hands off her.

1:15:391:15:42

Oi. Get your hands off her!

1:15:421:15:43

What is your problem?

1:15:431:15:45

All right, out - out now. Come on, both of you.

1:15:451:15:47

Come on, you too, mate. Get out. See you later.

1:15:471:15:51

What is wrong with you?

1:15:511:15:52

You can't stand me having a good time, can you?

1:15:521:15:54

You ain't having a good time, are you, Lauren? Come on.

1:15:541:15:58

Oi, mate, cover for me, will ya?

1:15:581:16:00

How d'you get to be so beautiful, eh?

1:16:021:16:04

It's lucky you don't get your looks from your dad's side, you know.

1:16:041:16:07

You're going to have everything, you know.

1:16:101:16:13

You're going to have a new mum and dad and...

1:16:131:16:15

..they're going to give you everything.

1:16:171:16:19

They're going to be one of these couples that everyone hates

1:16:221:16:26

cos they can't see past their kids.

1:16:261:16:28

And they're going to buy you everything you want.

1:16:281:16:31

That's going to be you, Lex.

1:16:321:16:35

That's going to be you.

1:16:351:16:37

You are wanted.

1:16:381:16:40

You are loved, OK? You are wanted. You are loved.

1:16:411:16:46

You are wanted, you're loved.

1:16:471:16:51

You're wanted, you're loved.

1:16:511:16:53

You're wanted, you're loved.

1:16:541:16:57

You are wanted.

1:16:581:17:01

Marvel, Mrs Moon, at the breakfast delights

1:17:051:17:09

that the patrons of Kim's Palace will be experiencing as of tomorrow.

1:17:091:17:13

I'm surprised you're still standing after what you've been putting away.

1:17:131:17:17

Mate, I'm not going to lie to you, I have just greeted

1:17:171:17:20

a pint of water with two paracetamols like long lost kin.

1:17:201:17:23

But I'm hanging on in there, cos - like you say - I'm Kim Fox.

1:17:241:17:28

Bacon butties, sausage butties.

1:17:281:17:30

-I mean how hard can it be?

-I knew you had it in you.

1:17:301:17:33

I think this calls for a celebratory drink, don't you?

1:17:331:17:35

I'll have a large.

1:17:371:17:38

What is it? What is it?

1:17:381:17:41

Go quack, quack, quack, quack... MOBILE BUZZES

1:17:411:17:45

Hello. Phil Mitchell speaking.

1:17:451:17:48

Sorry, I lost all track of the time. I'll be right there.

1:17:491:17:54

-What?

-It's Trish Barnes from social services.

1:17:541:17:56

She's over at my place waiting.

1:17:561:17:58

Lo, don't worry. Lo. Everything's going to be all right, darling.

1:17:581:18:01

Take her.

1:18:011:18:02

What are you doing? Lo, where you going? Wait!

1:18:021:18:05

DOOR SLAMS SHUT

1:18:051:18:07

OK. It's all right.

1:18:081:18:10

You didn't have to walk me all the way home.

1:18:121:18:16

If Uncle Max sees you in this state and knows I was out with you,

1:18:161:18:19

he'll have my head on a platter, won't he?

1:18:191:18:22

Yes. And you wouldn't want to upset "Uncle Max", would you?

1:18:221:18:25

You like it here, don't you?

1:18:291:18:31

Lauren, most girls would kill to be you, you know that.

1:18:311:18:34

Why are you just chucking it all away, eh?

1:18:341:18:36

Look, if you don't like your life, do something about it.

1:18:361:18:39

Change things.

1:18:391:18:41

-It's that easy, is it?

-Yeah.

1:18:431:18:45

And look, if you don't want me to stay here - then I'll go.

1:18:471:18:50

You don't want to do that.

1:18:521:18:54

I don't want to be one of things you're running away from.

1:18:541:18:56

No, Lauren, stop it, stop it.

1:19:031:19:06

-Was that Lauren?

-Yeah, yeah, she just...

1:19:131:19:16

Is she drunk?! I don't believe it.

1:19:161:19:22

Christian, it's me again.

1:19:241:19:27

Call me as soon as you get this message.

1:19:271:19:29

I love you.

1:19:311:19:32

Come home.

1:19:331:19:35

Yeah, police, please?

1:19:481:19:49

I'd like to report a hate crime.

1:19:511:19:53

Come in.

1:19:531:19:55

Sorry, I was expecting it just to be the two of us?

1:19:551:19:57

She's my baby, you can't decide what happens to her without me here!

1:19:571:20:00

We can have a family conference another time, Lola,

1:20:001:20:03

where we all sit down and talk through the issues surrounding Lexi's case.

1:20:031:20:06

It's fine, I don't mind her being here.

1:20:061:20:08

We've got a date for an interim court order so I just want to talk

1:20:111:20:14

about adding you to the existing court proceedings, Mr Mitchell.

1:20:141:20:18

Well, I'm Lexi's grandfather. What else do you need to know?

1:20:181:20:21

It's a start, but we need to follow procedure

1:20:211:20:23

and find out more about you.

1:20:231:20:25

So...your living arrangements. Do you live alone at present?

1:20:251:20:29

-What does that matter?

-I'm sorry, Lola,

1:20:291:20:31

but if you're going to stay I really need you to keep quiet.

1:20:311:20:34

If you could talk me through your living arrangements, Mr Mitchell?

1:20:341:20:37

-Well, at the moment it's just me...

-Just me and him.

1:20:371:20:40

Sorry, I don't believe we've met? Sharon Rickman.

1:20:401:20:43

Mr Mitchell's fiancee.

1:20:431:20:46

Joey, get a move on. We're running late.

1:21:161:21:20

Right, kids, make sure you pack everything up.

1:21:301:21:32

Tiff, your Christmas play's on the stairs, don't forget it.

1:21:321:21:35

I don't want you moaning you've left anything behind.

1:21:351:21:39

Christian...

1:21:441:21:46

you forgot this.

1:21:461:21:48

-Thanks.

-Thought maybe we could do something together later.

1:21:481:21:52

You know, catch a film with Yasmin?

1:21:521:21:55

-If you like.

-We're looking for Mr Christian Clarke?

1:21:551:21:57

What have you done?

1:21:591:22:00

You can't let whoever did this to you get away with it.

1:22:001:22:03

They need to be caught.

1:22:031:22:05

Look, I'm really sorry, but there's been a mistake, OK?

1:22:051:22:07

Nothing happened. We're sorry for wasting your time.

1:22:071:22:10

Why are you covering up for them?

1:22:101:22:12

Make a statement, let them catch the scum that hurt you.

1:22:121:22:15

I've got nothing to say. So, I won't be going with you.

1:22:151:22:19

I'm afraid you have no choice, Mr Clarke. There's been a very serious accusation against you.

1:22:191:22:23

Sorry...what? Against him?

1:22:231:22:25

I'm arresting you for assault. You do not have to say anything.

1:22:251:22:28

-But it may harm your defence...

-No, no, you've got it wrong!

1:22:281:22:31

..when questioned something which you later rely on in court...

1:22:311:22:34

He was assaulted! Leave him alone!

1:22:341:22:35

-Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

-He...

1:22:351:22:38

I suggest you be quiet, sir.

1:22:381:22:40

Syed?

1:22:401:22:42

I called you, you're making a mistake.

1:22:421:22:44

Tell them they've got it wrong, Christian. You were assaulted.

1:22:451:22:48

-Tell them!

-What's happened?

-They've just arrested Christian.

-What for?

1:22:481:22:51

-Look, can you look after Yasmin?

-No, mate, mate, I've got work...

1:22:511:22:56

Wait, mate...

1:22:561:22:57

Syed...

1:22:571:22:58

-So, what do you think?

-Hmm?

-Shall we go?

1:23:071:23:10

Go, go where?

1:23:101:23:12

-Away. For a couple of days.

-It's a bit sudden.

1:23:121:23:15

Well, I mean, Dennis is on the mend, thought it'd be nice,

1:23:151:23:18

the three of us getting away before school kicks off.

1:23:181:23:21

-What about work?

-I've spoken to Joey and he's going to cover for you.

1:23:211:23:24

-So, you're a free woman.

-But I've got a lot to sort out.

1:23:241:23:26

-Oh, yeah? Like what?

-Stuff. Things for Monday, for school.

1:23:261:23:30

-Right.

-There's a lot to do.

1:23:301:23:31

Well, listen, I'm a bit tied up this morning but text me,

1:23:311:23:36

I'll help out. We'll meet up, go to the shops later.

1:23:361:23:38

-I'm not sure what I need yet, Jack.

-I'll have a little sniff round,

1:23:381:23:41

for a late deal somewhere nice. Then we'll meet up, yeah?

1:23:411:23:44

-Jack, it's not that I don't want to go...

-Hotel.

1:23:441:23:47

You know, swimming pool for Dennis, spa, room service...

1:23:471:23:50

or there's always Walford - you know, kids chucking fireworks about.

1:23:501:23:54

It's a tough call, innit(?) Catch you later, yeah?

1:23:541:23:57

OK.

1:23:571:23:58

Lauren, you were a mess....

1:24:001:24:02

I'm not doing this. Can you just back off, please?

1:24:021:24:05

No, I will not back off.

1:24:051:24:07

I got drunk, Mum, all right? Big deal.

1:24:071:24:09

I thought we'd been through this, eh?

1:24:091:24:11

What d'you want to get so wasted for? Is it the girls?

1:24:111:24:15

You all been rowing again?

1:24:151:24:17

See, I didn't get a word out of you last night.

1:24:181:24:20

-It's Joey.

-Joey?

-Yes.

1:24:201:24:23

Yes, you want to know. It's Joey. I just don't want him living here.

1:24:231:24:27

-Why not? What's happened? What's he done?

-Nothing.

1:24:271:24:30

So why don't you want him living with us?

1:24:301:24:33

Well, it's Lucy, innit? The way he's treated her...

1:24:331:24:36

You told me to make things right but with him here I just...

1:24:361:24:38

And everything with Whitney,

1:24:381:24:40

it's making it really awkward between us...

1:24:401:24:42

-He's just so...

-He's just what?

1:24:421:24:45

You wanted to know why I got so drunk, OK...

1:24:461:24:48

I am telling you. It's Joey.

1:24:481:24:51

I don't want him living here, all right? I just don't.

1:24:511:24:54

You? Why are you here?

1:25:011:25:04

Why do you think? They've rounded him up already, have they?

1:25:041:25:07

Walford's most wanted.

1:25:071:25:09

You?

1:25:101:25:11

You think I did this to myself?

1:25:111:25:14

You want to get arrested for assault, as well, do you?

1:25:161:25:19

No, you're not going to do this. You're twisting it.

1:25:191:25:22

Twisting what?

1:25:221:25:24

You're not going to get away with this. It was you.

1:25:241:25:26

You attacked Christian and you're going to pay for it.

1:25:261:25:29

I attacked Christian?

1:25:291:25:30

Is that what he told you?

1:25:311:25:34

Two adults, one child... And that's all inclusive?

1:25:341:25:37

And you've definitely got a swimming pool, yeah?

1:25:371:25:41

And we're checking in tonight, yeah?

1:25:411:25:43

Excellent. Well, listen, I'll get back to you ASAP on that, yeah?

1:25:431:25:47

-Thank you.

-You going away?

1:25:471:25:50

Not that that's any of your business but yeah, that's the plan.

1:25:501:25:54

-With Sharon?

-No, Billy, I was going to ask you if you fancied a break(!)

1:25:541:25:59

-Well, what about her work?

-Don't worry, Joey's going to cover for her.

1:25:591:26:02

How long's she going to be gone for?

1:26:021:26:04

What is this, Walford border control?

1:26:041:26:06

-What next, "What's in my bag? Did I pack it myself?"

-He's only asking.

1:26:061:26:09

Yeah, well, thanks for the interest, lads, but when what I do

1:26:091:26:12

at my weekends becomes your business, then I'll let you know.

1:26:121:26:15

Thanks.

1:26:161:26:17

I've already told them what happened anyway.

1:26:191:26:21

-A jealous, possessive lover, lashed out...

-No.

1:26:211:26:24

No, you must have attacked him.

1:26:241:26:26

He hasn't told you, has he?

1:26:281:26:29

And I thought I played games...

1:26:311:26:32

He must have read the text, he came instead of you.

1:26:321:26:36

Threw a hissy fit so I told him everything.

1:26:361:26:39

Yeah, all the gory details.

1:26:391:26:41

He didn't tell you, did he?

1:26:431:26:45

Hark at you two.

1:26:451:26:46

You tell him it's just a kiss, he pretends like nothing happened...

1:26:481:26:51

You two have got some serious trust issues going on here.

1:26:511:26:54

Please don't do this.

1:26:541:26:55

Don't do what? Send a violent man to prison?

1:26:551:26:59

I wouldn't worry about it anyway. I'm sure he'll love it in there,

1:27:001:27:03

playing Prisoner Cell Block H with all the big, bad men.

1:27:031:27:06

Go on, go on, hit me.

1:27:061:27:08

Just make sure you smile for the CCTV while you do it.

1:27:081:27:12

Don't play the wounded victim with me, Syed.

1:27:141:27:16

You brought this on yourself. Just remember, you came on to me.

1:27:161:27:20

Look, I'll do anything you want. Whatever it takes.

1:27:211:27:25

Please just tell them you made a mistake, withdraw your statement.

1:27:251:27:28

-It's me you want to hurt, it's not Christian.

-Exactly.

1:27:281:27:31

-Get me my money.

-I told you, I don't have any.

1:27:321:27:36

If you want me to withdraw my statement,

1:27:371:27:40

get me my 500 quid, or it's, "Bye-bye, Christian".

1:27:401:27:43

Yes, one o'clock at the Vic.

1:27:481:27:50

Oh, and tell Jack to be there, as well. No, you do it.

1:27:501:27:53

I've got too much to sort out before I go.

1:27:531:27:55

I don't care, Max, just make sure the pair of you are both there.

1:27:551:27:59

-What's this, the new face of the Minute Mart?

-What can I get you?

1:27:591:28:02

-Ain't got any sleeping pills, have you?

-No.

1:28:021:28:04

-Tommy giving you gyp?

-I've had about a half hour.

1:28:041:28:07

He kicks off, so I go in his room, he settles down.

1:28:071:28:10

When I go to leave, he kicks off again.

1:28:101:28:12

So much for sleep training.

1:28:121:28:14

The question is, who's training who?

1:28:141:28:16

Yeah, well, if me and Alfie want some private time,

1:28:161:28:19

-it's got to be done, ain't it?

-See you later.

-See you later.

1:28:191:28:22

Oi!

1:28:241:28:26

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1:28:261:28:28

What you doing, you daft mare?

1:28:281:28:30

-Sausages.

-What?

1:28:301:28:32

When they're pink in the middle, they're like rare steak?

1:28:321:28:35

Rare sausage?

1:28:351:28:37

Well, they don't make you ill or nothing, do they?

1:28:371:28:40

MAN COUGHS, RETCHES

1:28:421:28:45

Ooh.

1:28:451:28:46

Jack.

1:28:461:28:48

-I was hoping I'd see you...

-For what?

1:28:481:28:51

You know, I just wanted to say thanks for being so understanding.

1:28:511:28:53

I really appreciate it.

1:28:531:28:56

Appreciate what?

1:28:561:28:57

You being so understanding about Sharon and Phil.

1:28:571:29:01

So let me get this straight. He's not getting on with her mates

1:29:041:29:06

-so you want me to chuck him out?

-You didn't see how upset she was.

1:29:061:29:09

She'll get over it, it's no big deal.

1:29:091:29:11

Her and Lucy have been friends for years.

1:29:111:29:13

-If he's upsetting her by meddling with her friends, I want him gone.

-It's what the kids do.

1:29:131:29:17

They fall out and the next minute they're mates again.

1:29:171:29:19

Have a word with him, then.

1:29:191:29:21

Whatever problem she's got with him, let's nip it in the bud, all right?

1:29:211:29:24

-I know he's family, but she's our daughter, she comes first.

-Yes, boss.

1:29:241:29:27

-Hiya.

-You all right?

1:29:291:29:31

Where's Yasmin?

1:29:381:29:40

Playing in her room. Where's Christian? What the hell's going on?

1:29:401:29:44

Is it true? You getting involved with Phil Mitchell?

1:29:511:29:54

Jack, I was going to tell you this morning....

1:29:541:29:56

Oh, right. So, what, it just slipped your mind, did it?

1:29:561:29:59

Well, no, you were so busy talking and then you charged out.

1:29:591:30:01

-I didn't have the chance to...

-What's this?

1:30:011:30:04

Oh, "Maybe some underwear"? What, you having a laugh?

1:30:051:30:09

Look, Phil thought it'd be a good idea

1:30:091:30:11

if I left some stuff round his place.

1:30:111:30:13

You know, in case they noticed, cover all angles.

1:30:131:30:16

Oh right, so it's all part of the master plan, was it?

1:30:161:30:19

And going along with all this, whose idea was that? Yours or his?

1:30:191:30:22

It's for Lola.

1:30:221:30:24

I can't believe you're doing this.

1:30:241:30:26

Sorry, did I miss the bit where I had to ask your permission?

1:30:261:30:29

Oh, it's nothing about that.

1:30:291:30:30

I can't believe you're getting involved. Number one,

1:30:301:30:32

it's borderline illegal, morally wrong and it's just plain stupid.

1:30:321:30:36

-Have you finished?

-I don't know, Sharon, you tell me.

1:30:361:30:39

No, no. This has nothing to do with us.

1:30:451:30:49

Syed didn't want to come here. This was my idea.

1:30:491:30:52

How can he want more money?! He's had everything already.

1:30:521:30:54

We need to think of a way of sorting this. If this geezer doesn't withdraw his statement,

1:30:541:30:58

-Christian will likely go to prison.

-Did Christian punch him first?

1:30:581:31:02

I don't know.

1:31:021:31:03

Cos if he did... Why would he?

1:31:031:31:06

-Are you still seeing him?

-Seeing him?

1:31:081:31:10

I never was "seeing" him. I shouldn't have come.

1:31:101:31:13

-I'm sorry.

-No, no, no, you don't have to deal with this on your own.

1:31:131:31:17

Does he, Mas?

1:31:171:31:18

OK, we don't have any money but we'll... We'll think of something.

1:31:201:31:24

-We can stop this.

-How?

1:31:241:31:26

I don't know, but there must be something we can do. Mas...

1:31:261:31:30

HE SIGHS

1:31:301:31:31

..we can't let this geezer destroy this family any more.

1:31:311:31:35

What family?

1:31:371:31:38

All right, Ian?

1:31:451:31:46

Carol, what can I get you?

1:31:481:31:50

No. No, you're all right.

1:31:501:31:51

When's Bianca back, then?

1:31:521:31:54

Not for a couple of weeks, I'm just sorting out a few things...

1:31:541:31:57

Thanks to Lucy, getting a job back here's not going to be one of them.

1:31:571:32:00

You spoke to Lucy?

1:32:001:32:02

Seems us Jacksons aren't good enough for this place any more.

1:32:021:32:05

She said that?

1:32:051:32:06

Well, not in so many words but, you know, it is a bit rich

1:32:061:32:09

considering half the reason she's inside is cos you wouldn't help her.

1:32:091:32:13

Yeah, I know what happened then and I'm sorry.

1:32:131:32:17

Oh, right, well, I suppose that is in the past...

1:32:171:32:20

Carol, I can try and have a word with Lucy

1:32:201:32:25

but I really can't promise anything.

1:32:251:32:26

Oh, well, she was at pains to tell me that she's the boss.

1:32:261:32:29

Yeah. Look, I'll see what I can do, OK?

1:32:291:32:32

Thanks.

1:32:331:32:35

Carol, I really am sorry.

1:32:351:32:37

So you've had a rough night, I don't see why you can't do your shift.

1:32:401:32:43

-I'm about to fall asleep.

-Maybe we should think about bringing Tommy back in with us?

1:32:431:32:47

-No. I'm not giving up.

-Listen, he's out with Jean.

1:32:471:32:49

-Why don't you go and grab 40 winks?

-Or she can get off her backside

1:32:491:32:52

-and do the job she's paid to do.

-Uh, health and safety.

1:32:521:32:55

-If she's tired, she can't be operating machinery.

-Exactly.

1:32:551:32:59

What machinery?

1:32:591:33:00

Jack, you wouldn't want me to put myself and you at risk, would you?

1:33:001:33:05

-No, I wouldn't have thought so.

-There you go.

1:33:051:33:07

-And he's ex-Old Bill, so what he says goes.

-Whatever.

1:33:071:33:10

-Can I get the usual please, Alf?

-Course you can, mate.

-Thank you.

1:33:101:33:13

-Where's Max?

-I don't know.

-I said one o'clock. One o'clock.

1:33:131:33:18

OK. Think De Niro, Statham...

1:33:201:33:22

Who? Streatham?

1:33:221:33:26

Statham. Lock... OK.

1:33:261:33:27

Phil Mitchell... OK, you're Phil Mitchell.

1:33:281:33:31

Yeah, I'm Phil Mitchell. Amazing.

1:33:321:33:35

You know I said this was a good idea...

1:33:351:33:37

What is this? A show of force?

1:33:431:33:44

Withdraw your statement.

1:33:441:33:46

-OK.

-Really?

1:33:461:33:48

No, not really, Gonzo.

1:33:481:33:50

I thought you were more intelligent than this, Syed.

1:33:501:33:53

-You ain't getting another penny.

-So let me get this straight.

1:33:531:33:56

You two and the speccy nerd are supposed to be scaring me, yeah?

1:33:561:34:00

Is that all you've got?

1:34:001:34:03

No.

1:34:031:34:04

He's got me, as well.

1:34:041:34:06

I've cleared the cabinet by the bed,

1:34:101:34:12

I thought you could put some things on the side, easy to see.

1:34:121:34:15

I don't know if they wander round, trying to suss the place out,

1:34:151:34:18

just want it to be belt and braces, you know.

1:34:181:34:20

-Where's your stuff?

-Jack knows.

1:34:221:34:25

Well, I didn't expect you to hide it from him.

1:34:251:34:27

Obviously I was going to tell him but it seems Lola got there first.

1:34:271:34:31

And?

1:34:311:34:33

Sorry, Phil. I can't let this come between me and Jack.

1:34:331:34:37

You ain't serious? What's he said?

1:34:371:34:41

Nothing.

1:34:411:34:42

He's gone off on one, has he? Is that what this is all about?

1:34:421:34:45

No. He just doesn't think it's a good idea.

1:34:451:34:46

-Oh, right, so he tells you what to do now, yeah?

-No.

1:34:461:34:49

Maybe I better go have a word with him.

1:34:491:34:51

I don't need either of you telling me what to do.

1:34:511:34:54

Me and you, Phil, we...

1:34:541:34:55

Look, I just don't think it's a good idea, OK?

1:34:571:35:00

Oh, right, so you don't think it's a good idea that we do

1:35:001:35:03

everything we can to help a mum be with her kid?

1:35:031:35:05

And you don't think it's a good idea

1:35:051:35:07

that I helped you chase that bloke down to get Dennis?

1:35:071:35:10

That's not fair, this is not the same.

1:35:101:35:12

It's exactly the same, Sharon.

1:35:121:35:14

When you saw Dennis disappear in that car, you'd have done anything

1:35:141:35:17

to get him back, anything. And that's what I'm doing for Lola.

1:35:171:35:21

She's her mum and if I don't help her...

1:35:211:35:24

If you walk away, if you pull out,

1:35:241:35:27

-then it's over for Lola and for Lexi.

-Don't guilt-trip me, Phil.

1:35:271:35:30

I'm not guilt-tripping you, I'm telling you how it's going to be.

1:35:301:35:33

Please, Sharon. Please.

1:35:331:35:35

No, I'm sorry.

1:35:351:35:37

I'm sorry Phil, I can't do it.

1:35:371:35:39

You wouldn't touch me, you haven't got the balls.

1:35:411:35:44

-You want to put that to the test?

-I'll call the police...

1:35:441:35:48

You do that. And while you're on the phone, you can tell them

1:35:481:35:51

about the six grand you took from us for an investment that failed.

1:35:511:35:54

-Well, that wasn't my fault.

-Oh, really?

1:35:541:35:56

An investment that completely fails, not a penny back,

1:35:561:35:59

not a single penny. That's weird...

1:35:591:36:02

Maybe the police would like to know how many other investors

1:36:021:36:05

you've fleeced?

1:36:051:36:06

Tell me, how long do you get for fraud? One year?

1:36:071:36:11

Two years?

1:36:121:36:13

You're bluffing.

1:36:151:36:17

Try me.

1:36:171:36:19

You get them to drop the charges.

1:36:191:36:21

Do you understand?

1:36:211:36:23

My brother said, do you understand?

1:36:251:36:27

Yeah, I understand.

1:36:311:36:33

I knew you'd come.

1:36:421:36:44

Just like the old days, don't mess with the brothers.

1:36:441:36:47

Thank you.

1:36:471:36:49

We wouldn't really have hit him, would we?

1:36:581:37:00

Here he is, the thinking woman's Gary Lineker.

1:37:041:37:07

You all right, ladies? What's this, liquid lunch?

1:37:071:37:10

You never saw Max in his shorts when he played football for

1:37:101:37:13

-the Queen Vic, did you?

-Oh, I saw him.

1:37:131:37:15

-It was a sight to behold weren't it, Maxy?

-Yeah.

1:37:151:37:18

Maxy, give us a wave.

1:37:181:37:20

Maxy, Maxy...give us a wave! Yeah!

1:37:201:37:23

-Decided to show up then?

-All right, calm down, Miss.

1:37:241:37:27

Dog ate me homework.

1:37:271:37:29

-So come on then, you've got us here, what's so drastic?

-Right, Derek.

1:37:291:37:32

Here we go.

1:37:321:37:33

He's the one that's being pathetic about this best man thing.

1:37:331:37:36

He needs to wind his neck in.

1:37:361:37:37

Can't you involve him somehow? Make him chief usher or something?

1:37:371:37:40

You've seen what he's been like. He ain't doing himself any favours.

1:37:401:37:43

-He's a lonely, middle-aged man.

-Who's fault is that?

1:37:431:37:47

He's spent most of his life behind bars, all right?

1:37:471:37:49

He's still hung up on a girl he loved more than 30 years ago,

1:37:491:37:51

I mean, he's not as lucky as you two.

1:37:511:37:53

I mean, you've got Tanya and the kids.

1:37:531:37:55

You're all loved up with Sharon...

1:37:551:37:57

So I'm just telling you, just back off, enough is enough.

1:37:571:38:00

-Have you got it? I said have you got it?

-Yeah.

1:38:001:38:04

Yeah, all right.

1:38:041:38:06

Dad...

1:38:091:38:11

Dad.

1:38:111:38:12

I really appreciate you helping me.

1:38:151:38:17

I did it for the family.

1:38:171:38:19

I'm sorry. I just want you to forgive me.

1:38:201:38:23

It's not me who needs your forgiveness, Syed...

1:38:251:38:28

it's your husband.

1:38:281:38:30

I'm sorry.

1:38:481:38:50

What, sorry for dumping me in it with your family?

1:38:501:38:53

Or sorry for not having the guts to tell me to my face?

1:38:531:38:56

For the kiss.

1:38:571:38:59

Do you regret it?

1:39:041:39:05

You were the one that stopped.

1:39:051:39:08

Yeah, that's cos you were drunk, Lauren.

1:39:081:39:11

And now you're sober.

1:39:181:39:19

We can't do this.

1:39:331:39:35

No.

1:39:351:39:37

No, this stops.

1:39:371:39:39

It stops now.

1:39:391:39:41

Whisky.

1:39:501:39:52

Whisky...and the magic word?

1:39:521:39:54

Double.

1:39:541:39:56

Derek. Derek, you going to come and join us?

1:39:561:39:59

I thought you were desperate to get on your way?

1:39:591:40:02

Yeah, well, I've got time for one more drink.

1:40:021:40:05

You all right, Del?

1:40:111:40:12

I've been thinking about the wedding,

1:40:151:40:17

wondered if you want to be head usher?

1:40:171:40:20

Usher?

1:40:221:40:23

Yeah, you know, make sure everyone's in the right seats and all that.

1:40:231:40:26

Do you want me to sell ice-creams during the interval as well, do you?

1:40:261:40:29

Usher? I don't think so, thank you.

1:40:291:40:32

-Here you go.

-Alfie, let me get that, mate...

1:40:341:40:36

No, it's all right. I can buy my own drinks, thank you very much.

1:40:361:40:39

-Derek, he's just being nice.

-Oh, yeah?

1:40:391:40:41

That's what I thought I saw Sharon doing

1:40:411:40:43

when she was walking into Phil Mitchell's earlier.

1:40:431:40:45

What did you say?

1:40:451:40:47

All cosy on the home front is it, Jack?

1:40:471:40:50

Oi, you don't know what's going on with me and Sharon

1:40:501:40:53

so don't even go there.

1:40:531:40:54

I think you should be telling Phil Mitchell that, not me, mate.

1:40:541:40:57

-D'you know what...

-I give up on the lot of you.

1:40:571:40:59

-He's the one being a muppet, not us.

-This stops.

1:40:591:41:03

Now you sort this out by the time I get back with Bianca,

1:41:031:41:05

or I'm just going to wash my hands of the lot of you.

1:41:051:41:08

They're not charging you?

1:41:211:41:22

What did you do to make him change his statement?

1:41:251:41:29

Leave it. Wait, I ain't had my choice yet.

1:41:291:41:32

-What you talking about?

-You had one!

1:41:321:41:34

-It's my choice.

-No... I put the money in.

1:41:341:41:36

-Ain't you girls got any taste? This is the one you want.

-Del! Oi, oi, oi.

1:41:361:41:39

Butt out.

1:41:391:41:41

Oh look, bless her little cotton socks,

1:41:431:41:46

she can hardly keep her eyes open, she's so tired.

1:41:461:41:48

-MUSIC: "Your Song" by Elton John

-Oh, I love this....

1:41:481:41:50

What you talking about, you love this?

1:41:501:41:52

You're not a fan of Elton John, are you?

1:41:521:41:54

This was OUR track.

1:41:541:41:56

-In the summer, you was putting this on all the time.

-What you talking about? I never put this on.

1:41:561:42:00

-Alfie, this is my favourite song.

-Is that right?

1:42:001:42:03

First I've heard. Know what I'll get you for Christmas, don't I?

1:42:031:42:06

Greatest hits of Elton John. Yes, mate.

1:42:061:42:09

Right, got to make a move. Play nicely. Ladies.

1:42:091:42:11

Maxy, give us a wave. Yeah!

1:42:111:42:15

See you later.

1:42:151:42:16

Later. SHE PURRS

1:42:161:42:19

Why didn't you say anything?

1:42:241:42:26

These last few days...

1:42:271:42:29

If you knew, why didn't you say anything?

1:42:291:42:32

It's done, it's over.

1:42:321:42:34

So that's it. We carry on?

1:42:341:42:36

What do you expect me to say, Sy? You lied to me.

1:42:361:42:39

On our wedding day, you stood there and you swore to me

1:42:391:42:43

-that it was just a kiss...

-I tried to tell you.

1:42:431:42:46

No, you told me anything I wanted to hear.

1:42:461:42:48

Why would you do that to me?

1:42:501:42:53

Everything was going wrong...

1:42:551:42:58

and I know what I did was wrong, but....

1:42:581:43:00

Really?

1:43:001:43:01

I needed to know that I could be me, without you.

1:43:031:43:06

I needed to know that there was more to me.

1:43:081:43:11

More to me than you.

1:43:131:43:15

And is there, Sy?

1:43:151:43:17

I don't know.

1:43:181:43:19

Maybe it ain't so wrong, all right?

1:43:271:43:29

-You're my cousin.

-Yeah. You tell me, then,

1:43:291:43:32

when we kissed, you tell me that it felt wrong, all right?

1:43:321:43:36

You tell me that you didn't feel what I felt. I want to be with you.

1:43:361:43:39

All right?

1:43:411:43:43

You leaving, then?

1:43:431:43:45

No.

1:43:451:43:47

No, he's not leaving.

1:43:481:43:50

Make your mind up.

1:43:521:43:53

Jack.

1:44:061:44:07

It's all right, you can put your toys back in your pram,

1:44:071:44:09

Sharon's told me that you ain't happy about it.

1:44:091:44:11

-So it ain't happening. We'll sort something else out.

-Doing this...

1:44:111:44:15

-It's sorted...

-No, listen.

1:44:151:44:17

Doing this, helping Lola out, it's fine.

1:44:171:44:19

You're OK with it?

1:44:191:44:21

-If it's what you want, then yeah, course I'm OK with it.

-Thank you.

1:44:211:44:26

I'm hardly going to stand in the way of a mum being with her kid, am I?

1:44:261:44:29

Right, well, you get the drinks in, I'm off to the ladies'.

1:44:291:44:33

I'm watching you.

1:44:381:44:39

Why, you got something to worry about?

1:44:391:44:42

You love me so much that you were just going to ignore it?

1:44:481:44:51

I thought our marriage was worth more than some grubby fumble.

1:44:521:44:55

Our marriage?

1:44:551:44:57

What is that exactly?

1:44:571:44:59

Us all loved up, in domestic bliss.

1:45:001:45:03

And I still do.

1:45:031:45:04

What's so wrong with wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone?

1:45:041:45:08

And saying some vows, that guarantees that?

1:45:081:45:11

-That's us done, that's our future?

-There are no guarantees, Sy.

1:45:131:45:17

-But with love and trust, you...

-Love...

1:45:191:45:22

and trust?

1:45:221:45:24

I lied to you on the same day I made those vows.

1:45:271:45:30

Everlasting commitment?

1:45:311:45:33

This is the bedrock of our marriage, is it?

1:45:351:45:38

I lie, then you lie by not letting me know that you know I lied...

1:45:381:45:42

And we go round and round. It's all lies.

1:45:421:45:45

It's not all lies.

1:45:451:45:46

This Danny guy, he thinks he knows you.

1:45:501:45:53

That's how you won't settle, that you want more than Walford,

1:45:541:45:57

more than me.

1:45:571:45:58

He's not the one that stood with you on Bridge Street,

1:46:001:46:02

in the freezing cold, drinking hot chocolate...

1:46:021:46:05

I heard you say you loved me for the first time,

1:46:051:46:08

saw that look of love in your eyes.

1:46:081:46:11

And every time since then, all that we've had.

1:46:111:46:13

He doesn't know you, Sy.

1:46:161:46:17

But I do.

1:46:201:46:21

You want to know why I didn't say anything?

1:46:231:46:25

Because in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter to me,

1:46:261:46:30

as long as I still know that you love me.

1:46:301:46:32

I'm sorry. I don't deserve you...

1:46:331:46:35

Now, we can move on from this...

1:46:371:46:39

..all of this.

1:46:411:46:42

You just tell me that he's wrong.

1:46:451:46:47

And that he doesn't know you.

1:46:501:46:51

You look at me like you did that first time, and you tell me

1:46:541:46:57

that you love me.

1:46:571:46:58

That you want...me.

1:47:001:47:04

Now if you can't, then...

1:47:081:47:10

..I'm the one that's wrong...

1:47:121:47:14

..and this is over.

1:47:151:47:17

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