12/05/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


12/05/2012

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Er, no! My mum'll definitely know we ain't going to the cinema, you dressed like that!

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She's hoping Tyler'll see what he's missing out on.

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Won't do him any harm. He's relieved not to be a dad.

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Speaks for itself what he thinks about our future, eh?

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-He's a typical bloke. Forget about him.

-No - wait.

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-Have you actually spoken to him properly?

-I don't want to.

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It's about tonight - girlfriends!

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Whoo! Yes!

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Well, my mum and dad don't trust me so I might as well prove 'em right, eh? Woooo!

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Listen - we're not going to get wasted, are we,

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like wake up in a wheelie bin somewhere, are we?

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Whitney! I am in control.

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Right(!)

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-Right, how much have we got?

-Erm...

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-Shrapnel.

-I'm skint.

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I'm... I'm banking on my smile.

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Whit. Why have you been avoiding me all weekend, babe?

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I thought we was cool now?

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Anyway - I want to take you out tonight, treat ya.

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So give me a call when you get this, yeah? Bye.

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Change is as good as a rest.

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Come Thursday, we get to see your mum as often as we can.

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Morgan, he seems really excited about moving, isn't he?

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You going to make your mum really proud tomorrow, love? Yeah?

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Pass your maths test with flying colours?

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Sweetheart?

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That's all Mum's got to think about inside. What if I let her down?

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Tiffany. Tiff...

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Oh, poor little thing.

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-She really doesn't want to go, does she?

-It's not about that.

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Anyway, I thought I told you to get rid of that.

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Ooh, someone hasn't taken their evening primrose!

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The last thing that this family needs is anything remotely dodgy.

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I've got a buyer. And what this family needs is cash right now.

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-Stick with "The Provider", Carol.

-Then there'll be no problem

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keeping this house on when we've gone to Suffolk, then.

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You really haven't thought this through, have you?

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Going to seem empty, just me and you rattling round.

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-Well, I'll leave it to you to tell the kids why you're deserting them.

-Other way round, Carol.

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Tiff! It's going to be all right, darling...

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Must be cosy, moving back with your family?

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Total adrenaline rush. Waking up with matching socks to put on.

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-Nice...hair, Mr Branning.

-Thank you.

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-Use wax?

-Cheeky monkey.

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Laters!

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-See you later.

-See ya.

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What you doing?

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I'm looking for cash, cos I need some nail varnish remover.

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Anything to get off my face.

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I am sorry about last week, darling.

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I've been listening to that CD you bought me. It's awful, innit?

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Can't believe how bad my taste in music was when I was a teenager,

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thought I was a right old rebel. Smoking, and going after bad boys.

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Didn't care about anyone else.

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'Cept your dad.

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Yeah, well...

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I suppose rebelling sort of took my mind off just how poorly he was.

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But you know I'm not poorly.

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-And I'm not rebelling.

-I know.

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I know.

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And that's why instead of getting on your case,

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I should've just told you that I'm really proud of you,

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for giving up the drink.

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Cos I am.

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You got a cuddle for me?

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Just a little one?

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Oh, darling...

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D'you know what - when I was your age I'd met your dad and I was pregnant with you,

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can you believe that? Eh?

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And that's when it hit me.

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Unconditional love.

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It's like this feeling you get where...

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I would rather be hit by a train than see my little girl in distress.

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And so that's why I'm a nag.

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One day you'll know.

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-Not too soon, I hope.

-No.

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Here. You take this for the cinema tonight,

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cos you deserve a really nice night out.

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Thanks.

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Where you going, dressed like that? I mean - looking so nice.

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Bit overdressed for King's Cross.

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Oh, if only that course he's paying for taught manners, eh?

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You didn't say where you were going.

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The caff. If we're going to get married, hun, someone's got to look after our assets.

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-See ya.

-See ya.

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Right, it's a bank holiday. I suggest you use the time wisely.

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Well, I'm starting a crammer course today,

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so you can step away from the crockery.

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-I thought that was tomorrow.

-No, Dad. It's today and it'll need paying for.

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-Yeah, I just thought...

-You've been on my case enough!

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-Here you are.

-It's a double session.

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I note this gentleman has been in my restaurant for 15 minutes

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and still hasn't ordered any food.

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Erm...is it halal?

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Mate, it's not even chicken. More like pigeon.

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-D'you want a cup of McTea?

-Yeah.

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Tam, I've been scraping the fat off the kitchen floor for an hour now.

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You said you were going to deal with Mr Halitosis from the cash and carry

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but you're here again. You two joined at the hip or something?

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-I'll be there in ten minutes.

-You'd better be.

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I'm living the "married and working together" dream.

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-Afia - we're going out on a girly one tonight.

-Oh, right.

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Well, the restaurant's quite busy but you know, I'm sure I...

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-So, sorry if we all come crashing in begging you for biryani!

-Right.

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So what can I get madam?

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Er...no, I'm not eating. Thanks.

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Fats, listen - I'm really sorry, I wouldn't usually do this but...

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I'll pay you straight back, I promise.

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Hey. Youth club's up the road.

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FAT BOY LAUGHS

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Look, look. See, tonight I've got a gig, all right?

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These fingers have got a date with the decks.

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And I'm getting paid. So listen, you hold this, all right,

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-and no rush in paying me back.

-Thank you.

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You are a true friend.

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-You part of the wallpaper here, Tam?

-I love the ambience.

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-I'll see you later.

-All right, babe.

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It's nice of Masood, isn't it, to help you out?

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-How many kids at school have got a private tutor? Eh?

-Got a tummy ache.

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She's a bit stressed about Bianca.

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Oh...well, that's OK, I've got stuff to do.

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Just a shame, because Joey looks like he could do with a few treats.

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And the only way he's going to earn them

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is if Tiffany can count them, do a few sums with them...

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That's emotional blackmail.

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So what are you getting out of all this?

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A warm glow inside.

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-D'you want to do your lesson on the go, get some fresh air? Is that all right with you, Carol?

-Yeah, yeah.

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-Can Joey come?

-No, I think Joey'd better stay here, sweetheart.

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Get used to its environment.

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I mean, it's going to be a big upheaval moving all the way to Suffolk.

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Confusing, daunting...

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That's how they go stray.

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You should think about leaving Joey at home.

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Maybe Shenice could look after him.

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She's going to need the company, what with her best friend going away.

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That was out of order.

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Well, I'm not the one ripping her out of the school she's excelling in, am I?

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-She's university material, that one.

-She'll be fine. It's not for ever.

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Oh, no, just long enough for her to mess up her chances.

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She'll be the misfit in that new school.

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All her old mates moved on when she comes home. Mmm?

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-Look, Whitney...

-Yeah?

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Look. I don't know if it's your hormones, or

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if it's that time of the month that's stressing you out, but...

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if you need cheering up, d'you fancy going out for something to eat later?

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To celebrate?

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What's up?

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You're acting like nothing's happened.

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I'm sorry, have I missed something here?

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-I thought you didn't want to be pregnant.

-I don't. I don't. Not yet.

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-So you do?

-There it is again, you're terrified.

-Who wouldn't be?

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A baby... A baby is not the point, Tyler.

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But I thought we said it would let us concentrate on each other.

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-Yeah, but for how long?

-Oh,

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I'm sorry, I must have left my crystal ball indoors.

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OK, look.

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Let's go out tonight. Talk about it,

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whatever crime it is you think I've committed.

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No, I'm going out tonight. With the girls. Larging it up West.

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-Tomorrow, then.

-Nah.

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What does "Nah" mean?!

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MOBILE RINGS

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Hello?

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Yeah, this is her daughter... Is she OK?

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Right. Well, you tell my mum to ask someone who gives a damn to bring her

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a clean nightie and a pair of knickers.

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Thank you.

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Every time the phone goes I think, this is it -

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this is where I get the phone call to tell me she's gone under a tube

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or choked on her own vomit.

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-She still in hospital?

-Yeah.

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I'm sick of caring. And then I get sick of the guilt for saying I don't care.

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She ain't got no-one else though, has she?

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Whisky - courtesy of your fit Uncle Derek.

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Ah - no, no, no. I'm saving myself for later.

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I'll have a couple but that is it, girls.

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I'll tell you when that's it, believe me.

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Whitney!

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Got a tube to catch, Tyler.

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-You look nice.

-Ah, bless him! No, talk to him.

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Look...

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I'm sorry I didn't listen to whatever it was you was trying to tell me earlier.

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-And...I'm sorry about these. Naff.com.

-Yeah -

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listen, can we talk about this tomorrow or something, yeah?

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Or something?

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What, you freezing me out cos I didn't jump through hoops at the thought of being a dad at 22?

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No. I just fancy a night out, Tyler.

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None of this pregnancy scare's changed how I feel.

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Well, that's just it, ain't it, eh? That's just it. Nothing's changed.

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What - you want us to move up a level?

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You want a five-a-side football team

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in babies before you've reached your 20s?

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Don't. OK? Don't make me out to be desperate.

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Well, don't make me out to be a part-timer who's not interested

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soon as things get a bit difficult.

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It couldn't be further from the truth.

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No?

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You think I couldn't handle a baby coming between us?

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What about the other person in the way? Miss Insecurity.

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Make sure you buy her a few drinks tonight.

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D'you know what? Maybe some time apart will do us good.

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Mmm. Well, if I'm not good enough for you,

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you go trawl a few flash bars up West tonight.

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Find yourself a real bad guy.

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Give you something proper to moan to your girlfriends about.

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-What did he say?

-Too much, far too much.

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-Well, come on then.

-Come on.

-Yeah.

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Okey-dokey, that is me, Mr Pops!

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Shower, shave, gel in the hair, plus a little aftershave,

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smell good for the ladies - then I'm going to seduce them

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with my big massive beats and my pair of sub-woofers!

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Oh, Arthur. You do remember you're down for the late shift this evening?

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-I was never down, bruv. All right, Mr Top Of The Pops?

-Papadopoulos.

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Yeah. Well, sorry. There's been a change.

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What you talking about, man? I got plans!

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Hey, I would move heaven and earth to accommodate you, Arthur - but what can we do, huh?

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I mean...neither of us want you to lose your job now, do we?

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Oh, cheer up, faceache!

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I was just looking forward to all three of us going out.

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Well, she's blown us out for her boyfriend.

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-What kind of a mate is she?

-It's rocked her. Him not being supportive.

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Oh, come on, Lauren!

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No.

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What? It's not like you're an alkie, are you?

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It's not like you're screaming for a drink every time you wake up.

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It's your parents putting a label on you.

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We are going to make tonight count. We're going to have a laugh.

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-Few more of them, and you won't miss Whitney.

-Oi!

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-She has had it tough, you know.

-Haven't we all?

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Least I'm doing something about it.

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I'm going to get through my exams,

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and then Dad and that stripper ain't going to see me for dust.

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And what about me?

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Yeah, well, you can come and visit me at uni.

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Think of them hot boys. Going to be like a party that lasts three years!

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What, so I just watch you make a life for yourself? Oh, brilliant.

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But I don't really want to smell of my dad's fish and chips for ever.

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-And you need to go back to college.

-I cannot afford three years of debt.

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I can't even afford to top up my phone, Lucy.

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Well, see past the debt.

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A degree. Chain of businesses

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all over the country. Voila!

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-Don't get left behind.

-Oh, cheers(!)

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Lauren...your art work is lovely.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah. Stick with it. Anything's possible.

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Well, maybe you could sponsor me, Lady Sugar.

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Yeah, I'll buy everything you paint.

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"It's a Branning original, you know."

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"A Branning original"?!

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-No, I like it!

-Yeah?

-I do.

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I can see it now.

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-So why you flouncing off, trying to make me jealous?

-I'm not now, am I?

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Just be straight with me.

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What am I to you?

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Am I just something to pass the time,

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until you find a girl you really want to settle down with?

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D'you know, in that moment...

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In that moment waiting for the test result to show...

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Yeah, I was scared. I WAS scared, but...

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And I had butterflies.

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I did, I was thinking about our future and...

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..growing a little family together,

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and we were happy.

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Typical.

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Typical. I spend the whole weekend fretting about you and me

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and you spend it on your team.

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And I tell you what, Tyler, if you're not in it for the...

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Whose is this?

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Who else d'you know supports Orient?

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You bought that?

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Yeah.

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-Felt a bit silly wearing it to the match, so I binned it.

-Tyler...

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It don't matter now, does it?

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-Why didn't you show me?

-Because.

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Because the test was negative.

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I didn't want you to actually think I was up for having a baby.

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But...

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we would have made it work, wouldn't we?

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I'm a nightmare.

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Tell me about it.

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What have I got to do to get you to trust me, eh?

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Erm...not make a baby?

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I could be persuaded into not making a baby.

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Come here.

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TEXT ALERT

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Oh...

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Now that she hasn't got cancer to worry about, I am filling the gap.

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Oi. We are not talking about this.

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I'm not banging on about my wicked stepmother-to-be, am I?

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Who...is rinsing my dad through.

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And me and Peter ain't going to get anything.

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Oh! You have not spoken about Peter in ages.

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We fell out.

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Well, you have got a gang of mates now. Back where you belong.

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Yeah. And...

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you might be floating around at the moment, but - your family loves you.

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And your dad loves you. So does Bobby.

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The only person I have to rely on is myself.

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Look what you got - you got a mum, a dad, sister, auntie, uncle, nan...

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Yes. And it all falls apart without the mum bit.

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Least you're not in the dead mums club.

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-Yet.

-Now, you shut up. She's OK now.

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Until they tell her that it's come back,

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-and they can't treat it this time. Then what?

-It's not going to happen.

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And if it does - which it won't...

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you'll get through it. I did.

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I am so sorry!

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That is horrible. That is a terrible thing of me to do.

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I am talking about MY mum, when your mum...

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Hey. It's all right.

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You've got me, you know.

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Yeah?

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I got your back.

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I got yours.

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My Tamwar had it in him to go to Oxbridge.

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-Do you want naan with that?

-Yeah. Well, I wanted to travel the world.

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What I'm saying is, if he would just put his big brains

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towards trying to make this place more successful...

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It's not rocket science why McStinkies across the road is doing so well.

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-You pile high, you sell cheap, exploitation of labour...

-Yeah, I know.

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-It's terrible, isn't it?

-Terrible? It's terrific!

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And that's exactly what I want the two of you to be doing.

0:20:500:20:53

I want you to put "busy" back into business.

0:20:530:20:55

Don't think I haven't noticed you two have lost a bit of your sparkle?

0:20:550:20:58

Just get these lunchtime "All you can eat" buffets up and running,

0:20:580:21:03

and then you can buy some precious time to spend together.

0:21:030:21:06

You OK?

0:21:180:21:20

I am now.

0:21:210:21:23

Danny boy! Go on, bruv!

0:21:250:21:28

Oi! Where are you going?

0:21:390:21:42

Well, Dan here is taking me to a club opening!

0:21:420:21:45

It's a one-off, yeah?

0:21:480:21:49

Uncle Derek persuading me that you can stay up this late.

0:21:490:21:52

-I know what you're up to.

-What?

-Posh takeaways and DVDs...

0:21:550:21:59

They miss their mum. I just wanted to put a smile on their little faces.

0:22:000:22:05

I know. And I'm really grateful.

0:22:050:22:07

It's what they need, you know. Family rallying around 'em.

0:22:100:22:13

Just like you do?

0:22:150:22:16

What you talking about? Got my brothers.

0:22:170:22:19

Me uprooting everyone. You know, it isn't an easy decision.

0:22:190:22:23

But I'm sticking with it, Derek.

0:22:230:22:25

Exams, part-time jobs, mates - just doesn't compare to a mother's love.

0:22:250:22:31

Or a father's.

0:22:310:22:32

It's never too late with your own kids, you know.

0:22:340:22:37

-Lauren! Get out.

-Lucy, it's a free ride to the club! Come on.

0:22:390:22:43

-She's well up for it.

-Lauren, I'm getting you out.

-Lucy, get in!

0:22:430:22:47

Lauren...! Lauren!

0:22:480:22:51

Just stop it!

0:22:510:22:52

TYRES SCREECH

0:22:560:22:57

Lauren? Come on!

0:22:590:23:00

Let her go!

0:23:000:23:02

Dan, drop her out, mate.

0:23:020:23:04

Lucy...!

0:23:070:23:08

TYRES SCREECH

0:23:080:23:10

Idiot!

0:23:100:23:12

My bag was in that car! Well done, Lucy! My handbag!

0:23:180:23:22

At least it's not your brains you left behind all over the windscreen!

0:23:220:23:25

No - you knew that you did not stand a chance with him, right?

0:23:250:23:29

So you just ruined it, just like you do with everyone's boyfriends.

0:23:290:23:33

-What?

-Eyeing up Fat Boy.

0:23:330:23:35

You tried to sleep with Tyler!

0:23:350:23:37

You're jealous, Lucy. Every inch of ya, jealous!

0:23:370:23:41

What is wrong with you?

0:23:410:23:43

You - you do not have any real mates.

0:23:430:23:46

You are lonely, and you are spiteful,

0:23:460:23:48

and even your own twin has ditched you!

0:23:480:23:51

You know what? You know nothing!

0:23:520:23:54

-Yeah? Well, I know YOU, Lucy!

-Taxi!

0:23:540:23:57

And I hope you have a good night. And how you going to pay for the taxi fare home?

0:23:580:24:02

-What, you going to sleep with Dan's mates?

-You're jealous!

0:24:020:24:06

Where to, miss?

0:24:070:24:08

Sorry.

0:24:140:24:16

I'm really sorry I've been having a go at you lately.

0:24:200:24:22

It's just pressure, innit?

0:24:250:24:26

You know, what with Mum.

0:24:270:24:30

Lucy playing up. Wedding to organise.

0:24:300:24:33

I just want you to know that... I DO trust you.

0:24:350:24:39

OK? And what I said the other day with Lucy...

0:24:390:24:42

That wasn't fair, OK? She's knuckling down, doing all her revision,

0:24:420:24:47

you're putting in the hours at the caff, and...

0:24:470:24:50

I just want you to know, I really appreciate it. And I DO trust you.

0:24:500:24:54

Good.

0:24:560:24:58

It's like earlier, when I saw you in the street talking to Phil...

0:24:580:25:02

I didn't go mad about it or anything. Really didn't bother me -

0:25:020:25:05

-I didn't even know what you were talking about.

-Good.

0:25:050:25:09

So...seeing as we're, er, all good...

0:25:120:25:18

SHE GASPS Ian!

0:25:280:25:31

D'you think it would be unlucky...?

0:25:350:25:37

SHE GASPS

0:25:440:25:46

Oh!

0:25:470:25:48

Want to see what these bad boys can do?

0:25:500:25:52

-You really like 'em?

-Mmm.

0:25:530:25:55

Let's go upstairs.

0:25:550:25:57

What about the washing-up?

0:25:580:25:59

-What about me?

-Mand...

0:26:010:26:03

Ian, I've been really lonely today.

0:26:050:26:09

-It'll be all right, I'll make sure...

-No!

0:26:100:26:12

-Have you still got my mum's words ringing in your ears?

-No! I...

0:26:140:26:17

Seriously? Cos she's still in my ears too. How I'm useless,

0:26:170:26:21

I'm no good, I'm getting on a bit...

0:26:210:26:23

You know, Ian - I need you to make me feel beautiful.

0:26:250:26:29

What is the point, Ian, eh? Of all this expensive stuff?

0:26:330:26:36

An expensive honeymoon? Without the honey?

0:26:380:26:41

Lauren, this is about respect, you calling me back.

0:27:450:27:49

I just want to know that you're OK.

0:27:490:27:50

I'm not checking up on you, just... Just call me.

0:27:520:27:56

Lauren...?

0:28:020:28:03

Lauren!

0:28:030:28:05

Lauren!

0:28:070:28:08

-Oh, no!

-Derek!

0:28:140:28:15

No, no, Whit, Whit, no! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

0:28:150:28:18

Why didn't you lock the door?

0:28:180:28:20

Miss Branning?

0:28:330:28:35

You're all right, it's OK.

0:28:350:28:36

Let's get that graze seen to.

0:28:360:28:39

Look... Where am I?

0:28:390:28:41

-How did I get here?

-You're in Walford General.

0:28:410:28:44

Let's get that cleaned up and call your mum, eh?

0:28:440:28:47

Uh... What? Eh, no, I'm OK.

0:28:470:28:51

Just...where's my phone and my bag?

0:28:510:28:54

I don't think you came in with anything.

0:28:540:28:57

-Where's Lucy?

-Look, I've just came on my shift.

0:28:570:29:01

-Where is she?

-We'll find out, this way.

0:29:010:29:04

-What's your mum's number?

-No, no! I'm fine!

0:29:040:29:06

If we could up the pace, it'd be really helpful.

0:29:060:29:08

Now, what's that contact...number?

0:29:080:29:11

Excuse me, where's Lauren? My friend. She was just here.

0:29:130:29:16

What-a gwan, Snooze Dog? Why you so's tired?

0:29:270:29:30

Wasn't on the decks last night so you wasn't doing no dutty wine.

0:29:300:29:33

-No what? Dutty wine?

-The dance where girls nearly break their neck

0:29:330:29:37

-and their weave goes flying?

-No, I don't know what that is.

0:29:370:29:40

No, we're relaunching

0:29:400:29:42

so Mum made me go and pick up a load of buffet equipment.

0:29:420:29:44

Relaunching? Since when?

0:29:440:29:46

Since McKlunky's took all our business.

0:29:460:29:48

-Sorry.

-Yeah.

0:29:480:29:50

Mum's pushing it, Afia's not so sure,

0:29:500:29:52

-and I'm pretty sure everything's about to exp...

-Ugh!

0:29:520:29:55

-There you go. That's why I'm here.

-Look at this.

0:29:550:29:58

-Look. At. This.

-A lot of anger...

0:29:580:30:00

Preeti Rubab, "young entrepreneur of the year."

0:30:000:30:03

Says here, "Up-and-coming restaurateur

0:30:030:30:06

"has been backed by Prince Charles

0:30:060:30:08

"as the bright hope for the British culinary industry,"

0:30:080:30:11

blah, blah, blah, blah, and look, Tam. There are pictures!

0:30:110:30:15

Preeti with Alan Sugar!

0:30:150:30:16

Preeti with Richard Branson! Preeti with Tulisa! Why with Tulisa?

0:30:160:30:20

That doesn't even make sense! It doesn't make sense!

0:30:200:30:22

Preeti sure some steam's about to come out of her ears, bruv.

0:30:220:30:25

Why do you care about Preeya Rushab or whatever?

0:30:250:30:28

She's just some kid from school.

0:30:280:30:30

Preeti Rubab is the devil incarnate.

0:30:300:30:33

-She's Satan, if Satan were boring, talentless and...

-Afia.

0:30:330:30:36

Afia, we get the point. Breathe.

0:30:360:30:37

Afs, why you sweating her? You got your own sick little restaurant

0:30:370:30:41

-round the corner.

-Mum's right.

-Is she?

-We do need a relaunch.

0:30:410:30:44

-But we need to think bigger.

-Bigger?

0:30:440:30:46

Bigger than the buffet equipment? That took me hours to put together.

0:30:460:30:49

We need to think branding,

0:30:490:30:51

advertising, marketing - global scale.

0:30:510:30:54

Global scale?

0:30:540:30:56

Know what you guys need? A theme. All the best restaurants have a theme.

0:30:560:30:59

Indian food is kind of the theme.

0:30:590:31:01

No, no. Fats is right.

0:31:010:31:03

We need something that will separate us from the competition

0:31:030:31:06

-like music, costume, lights, art.

-I've got some spray cans at home.

0:31:060:31:11

-She said "art".

-We could totally use that. Let's go!

0:31:110:31:13

All right!

0:31:130:31:14

Ah, Mr Moon, just the man.

0:31:140:31:16

I need a favour. Possibly some heavy lifting.

0:31:160:31:18

-Sorry, Afia, I promised...

-I'm talking big payment.

0:31:180:31:21

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:31:220:31:24

A month's worth of free curries.

0:31:240:31:26

Done.

0:31:270:31:28

-Don't worry about the tea, Marie.

-OK.

0:31:290:31:32

-Tam?

-Yep.

-Come on.

0:31:330:31:35

OK.

0:31:360:31:37

Did I miss out on a good one, then?

0:32:030:32:06

You all right?

0:32:080:32:10

-Can I come to yours?

-Yeah, course you can. Come on.

0:32:110:32:15

Didn't know you were a cook.

0:32:210:32:23

I ain't.

0:32:230:32:24

Arborio, Kalijira - what happened to just rice?

0:32:240:32:27

What are you using it for?

0:32:270:32:29

Ben and Jay. They ain't had a decent meal in a while.

0:32:290:32:32

-Right. Since...

-Yeah. Not for a while.

0:32:320:32:35

Look, I'd go for that one

0:32:350:32:36

and a jar of curry sauce. That'll sort them out.

0:32:360:32:40

Thanks.

0:32:400:32:41

That everything?

0:32:420:32:44

Yeah, I think so.

0:32:440:32:46

You all right?

0:32:460:32:48

-Oh, hello.

-Heya.

0:32:480:32:49

Ah, you must have that size zero genetics

0:32:490:32:52

-because if that's what you're eating...

-These are for the kids

0:32:520:32:56

-to keep them occupied on a long journey.

-Going anywhere nice?

0:32:560:32:59

Yeah, I'm going to Suffolk, moving to be near to Bianca.

0:32:590:33:02

You what? The munchkins as well?

0:33:020:33:05

Yeah. We're all going. Thursday.

0:33:050:33:06

-That'll be nice. She'd have you nearby.

-Right, cheers.

0:33:060:33:10

-Bye.

-See you later.

0:33:100:33:12

Here.

0:33:120:33:13

Ray going to be all right with that?

0:33:130:33:15

He's only just got here and Morgan's off already.

0:33:150:33:18

Um, he does have other reasons to be in this Square apart from Morgan.

0:33:180:33:22

Ah. Princess Kim. How could I forget?

0:33:220:33:25

Yes, thank you. And Princess Kim

0:33:250:33:27

would like a bottle of your finest champagne, please.

0:33:270:33:30

-Thank you.

-Why? What you celebrating?

0:33:300:33:33

You know, I have a beautiful, fit man in my bed

0:33:330:33:37

who I'm going to surprise with breakfast.

0:33:370:33:39

Ah. Ain't he got no work?

0:33:390:33:42

Work? Look, he don't want to be sweating out in a kitchen

0:33:420:33:45

when he could be working this off at home.

0:33:450:33:47

Thank you very much.

0:33:470:33:49

He ain't going nowhere.

0:33:490:33:50

Hey, don't get home too early, yeah?

0:33:500:33:52

So you're on Tiff's Kittens stall on the market

0:33:540:33:57

and you're selling me three of these at £10 each

0:33:570:34:00

so how much do I owe you?

0:34:000:34:02

Well, it's ginger

0:34:020:34:03

so I think it's worth a lot more than £10.

0:34:030:34:06

Ah, you drive a hard bargain, Butcher. How much?

0:34:060:34:09

Three at 15

0:34:090:34:11

and you can have a tabby for five cos they're not as cute.

0:34:110:34:15

Ah, I see. You're rising the stakes, throwing in a sweetener.

0:34:150:34:18

A business lady already, are you?

0:34:180:34:20

-We do trade a lot of stickers in the playground.

-OK. So that's...

0:34:200:34:24

three times 15 plus five.

0:34:240:34:26

-50 squids.

-Yeah!

0:34:290:34:31

Genius! Listen, keep pretending you're stacking those coins

0:34:310:34:35

and you're going to ace that test today. Go on and get ready.

0:34:350:34:38

Come on, Joey. There you go. See your mouse?

0:34:410:34:43

Lauren, where are you?

0:34:460:34:47

I know we argued last night,

0:34:470:34:49

but we can get over it. You were drunk, I get it.

0:34:490:34:53

I thought we were going to come back together,

0:34:530:34:55

work out what we were going to say to the parents.

0:34:550:34:58

I don't want to go to yours in case you're not there, but...

0:34:580:35:02

I just want to know you're safe, all right?

0:35:020:35:05

I don't even know if you've got your phone, but...

0:35:050:35:09

I'm really worried about you.

0:35:090:35:10

So you can't remember anything?

0:35:160:35:19

Er...

0:35:190:35:21

We were at this bar, and we were drinking and laughing

0:35:210:35:24

and there were some cute boys there.

0:35:240:35:27

-And then, nothing.

-You blacked out?

0:35:280:35:31

The next thing I know, I was at the hospital.

0:35:330:35:35

You were at the hospital?

0:35:350:35:37

This is serious, OK?

0:35:390:35:41

-What if...

-I don't want to think about it.

0:35:410:35:44

Where's Lucy?

0:35:440:35:45

I went to her house and she didn't answer the door.

0:35:450:35:49

So...maybe she's asleep.

0:35:490:35:51

-Or maybe something's happened.

-She's fine.

0:35:530:35:56

I don't get it. Why would she just leave you like that?

0:35:560:35:59

Are you sure you didn't fall out?

0:35:590:36:01

This is too much.

0:36:010:36:02

Maybe you're right. I should just tell them.

0:36:040:36:06

Think it's best that it comes from you.

0:36:060:36:09

-What do you mean?

-All you need is for them to bump into Lucy.

0:36:090:36:12

She wouldn't say anything.

0:36:130:36:15

Are you sure?

0:36:150:36:16

Yeah.

0:36:160:36:18

She's my mate.

0:36:180:36:19

Thanks.

0:36:250:36:26

I've been calling her all night.

0:36:280:36:29

Yeah, me too. No answer.

0:36:290:36:31

I don't know why they'd do this. Everything was fine.

0:36:310:36:34

-She said they were going to the cinema.

-I got the same story.

0:36:340:36:38

I'm going to call Max.

0:36:380:36:40

He needs to be here.

0:36:400:36:41

I don't even want to think about what might have happened.

0:36:410:36:44

DOORBELL RINGS

0:36:440:36:47

She's not here, is she?

0:36:510:36:52

Max, get here, now.

0:36:540:36:55

Oh, look. Look what I bought us to keep us company.

0:37:010:37:03

Bit early for that, babe.

0:37:030:37:05

Never too early, my love. Never too early.

0:37:050:37:07

-Plus, I thought you might need cheering up.

-Me?

0:37:070:37:10

Babe, I am fine.

0:37:100:37:11

-I am better than fine...

-I know...

0:37:110:37:13

Down, boy. Down, boy.

0:37:180:37:19

I thought that Morgan thing would get to you,

0:37:210:37:23

-but you seem all right...

-Morgan thing? What Morgan thing?

0:37:230:37:26

You know. The move to... was it Sussex? Wessex?

0:37:260:37:29

Oh... You don't know.

0:37:320:37:34

They're moving?

0:37:360:37:37

She said she was staying at yours!

0:37:370:37:39

-That was the plan.

-Lucy, where were you?

-It doesn't matter, I'm here now.

0:37:390:37:43

-Well, Lauren's not!

-Where is Lauren?

0:37:430:37:45

-I think she's fine.

-That wasn't the question.

0:37:450:37:48

-I don't know where she is now.

-Where did you see her last?

-I can't say.

0:37:480:37:52

-She'd get mad.

-Lucy, please.

0:37:520:37:54

-I had to take her to hospital.

-To hospital? Why? What happened?

0:37:550:37:59

She hit her head.

0:37:590:38:01

-Is she OK?

-Is she all right? How'd she do that?

-She fell out of a car

0:38:010:38:04

-but I think she's fine.

-What you talking about? Whose car?

0:38:040:38:07

-What were you doing?

-We'll go to the hospital.

0:38:070:38:09

-I looked everywhere. She'd left.

-We've got to start somewhere!

0:38:090:38:12

You could do it like The Jungle Book, yeah.

0:38:210:38:23

-And then all the waiters can dress like Mowgli.

-No.

0:38:230:38:26

What about Bollywood?

0:38:260:38:28

Yes! Like glamorous and glittering...

0:38:280:38:31

And too expensive...

0:38:310:38:33

Oh, all right, then.

0:38:330:38:34

What about Cowboys and Indians?

0:38:340:38:36

Wrong type of Indians, Fat Boy.

0:38:360:38:38

But it could be so funny, Tam. Tongue in cheek.

0:38:380:38:40

There's something in that.

0:38:400:38:42

-Yeah, racism!

-We could dress this place up like a saloon.

0:38:420:38:45

I could be Pocahontas, you could be Woody.

0:38:450:38:47

-I've got some old stuff at the Emporium.

-Have you lost your mind?

0:38:470:38:51

I'm being creative, Tam!

0:38:510:38:53

Maybe you should just go.

0:38:530:38:55

And let you turn this place into some freaky theme park ride?

0:38:550:38:58

If you're not going to help - yeah.

0:38:580:39:00

Why didn't you call us?

0:39:120:39:13

-Because I don't know where my bag is.

-Hospitals do have phones.

0:39:130:39:16

What? What have you told them?

0:39:160:39:18

-And what's all this, Lauren, about you falling out of a car?

-What?

0:39:180:39:22

What's he talking about?

0:39:220:39:23

You don't remember?

0:39:230:39:25

-What, was she drunk?

-No! You are making this up

0:39:250:39:27

-Cos there was no cars there. There weren't!

-Why would I make it up?

0:39:270:39:31

-Why would you come round here and tell on me?

-Oi! Lauren!

0:39:310:39:34

IAN: Lucy, let's go home. Let them sort this out.

0:39:340:39:36

-I'm not going until she understands.

-Suit yourself.

0:39:360:39:38

-You're not coming here again.

-What does that mean?

0:39:380:39:41

I don't want Lucy having any more to do with Lauren.

0:39:410:39:43

-Dad, leave it! Lauren, I only came here...

-To stab me in the back!

-No!

0:39:430:39:47

-I can't take this.

-No. You're staying. We're going to talk.

0:39:470:39:50

-No!

-Please, Lauren!

-DOORBELL RINGS

0:39:500:39:53

Hi.

0:39:560:39:57

Who's that?

0:39:570:39:59

You all right? Thought you might have missed me.

0:39:590:40:02

And this. You left it in my car.

0:40:020:40:04

-Oh. Thank you.

-Yeah, lovely. Thanks. Get lost.

0:40:040:40:07

-Dad! What are you doing?

-Lauren, get back inside.

0:40:070:40:09

-Don't!

-Do you want to go somewhere?

-Don't do this!

0:40:090:40:12

You do not have a say in what I do anymore. We are done.

0:40:120:40:14

-Well, I do. Get back inside.

-No!

0:40:140:40:16

Dad, get off me! All of you, just leave me alone!

0:40:160:40:19

Lauren!

0:40:270:40:29

Lauren!

0:40:310:40:32

Urgh! What's that smell?

0:40:370:40:38

-You're cooking?

-Yeah, your lunch.

0:40:410:40:44

What's up? Never seen a biryani before?

0:40:440:40:47

-Wish you'd said. Said I'd meet Abi.

-You can see her tomorrow, can't you?

0:40:470:40:50

-I promised her.

-She ain't going to disappear, is she?

0:40:500:40:54

All right, go.

0:40:540:40:55

-I was going to go with them, and all.

-No, you ain't.

0:40:580:41:01

-How come he can go, but I can't?

-Cos I said so.

0:41:010:41:04

Now, I've cooked this thing. You're going to eat it.

0:41:040:41:07

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:41:130:41:16

-Oh, Ray. I was just trying to get hold of you.

-You're moving.

0:41:160:41:18

Well, it sounds a little bit drastic.

0:41:180:41:20

I've just found him and now you want to take him away?

0:41:200:41:23

-It's only for a few months.

-How many months?

0:41:230:41:26

-Look, when are you guys coming back?

-I don't know. It's not forever,

0:41:270:41:30

-but Morgan needs to be able to see his mum.

-And what about his dad?

0:41:300:41:34

I'm on my way out. Why not come over tomorrow and we'll talk properly?

0:41:340:41:37

No, listen, Carol...

0:41:370:41:39

No, tomorrow. All right? Come and see Morgan tomorrow.

0:41:390:41:43

-What's he doing?

-He's just measuring.

0:41:560:41:58

-He's been measuring the whole day, bruv.

-I know...

0:41:580:42:01

You know what?

0:42:010:42:03

I'm not sure...

0:42:040:42:05

What? You can't badmind me like that!

0:42:050:42:08

He did this all for free, for you.

0:42:080:42:10

And for you!

0:42:100:42:11

I just think it detracts from the rest of the decoration.

0:42:110:42:15

It's...

0:42:150:42:16

Well, it's too big.

0:42:160:42:18

Hey, all right, listen, listen.

0:42:180:42:20

you need to stop hating, all right, and start appreciating.

0:42:200:42:23

Or what is it, cos you didn't get the credit?

0:42:230:42:26

-What is that?

-I didn't realise you were coming here.

0:42:280:42:31

-We're just in the middle of...

-What are you...?

0:42:310:42:33

Tamwar, is that meant to be you with the...?

0:42:360:42:38

Yeah.

0:42:380:42:40

Well, see, this is Tamwar, all right.

0:42:400:42:42

And this is him dressed as Woody the cowboy, you see?

0:42:420:42:46

Over here we have Afia and she's dressed as an Indian. Pocohontas.

0:42:460:42:49

-And this is round the river bend. See?

-Fats, leave this to me, yeah?

0:42:490:42:53

It's like the River Thames, know what I mean?

0:42:530:42:56

ASKS A QUESTION IN URDU

0:42:560:42:58

We're just working on a theme

0:42:580:42:59

for the restaurant, the new lunch buffet?

0:42:590:43:02

something more exciting, original, Cowboys and Indians,

0:43:020:43:05

basically reinventing the curry for the lunch break!

0:43:050:43:09

Hey Mrs M, all right, this is serious, it'll blow up.

0:43:090:43:12

We'll be like the Jay Sean of takeout, yeah.

0:43:120:43:15

One minute we're some down-and-out joint, the next,

0:43:150:43:17

-we're rebranded and we've gone global.

-Enough, Fat Boy. Enough.

0:43:170:43:21

-This place? It's a mess.

-I just wanted to freshen it up

0:43:210:43:25

in my own way, put my stamp on it.

0:43:250:43:28

The idea was to create a new lunchtime buffet,

0:43:280:43:31

all-you-can-eat thing. Just a new menu!

0:43:310:43:34

You rename a bhaji, you spice up a samosa.

0:43:340:43:37

Afia, you don't... What is this?

0:43:370:43:39

Look, we're in the middle of something. It's a work in progress.

0:43:390:43:43

-Look, both of you - this is my restaurant...

-Whoa. Mine as well.

0:43:430:43:46

What, so you didn't agree to any of this?

0:43:460:43:50

I just think we should play it safer and stick to what we know works.

0:43:500:43:54

But what we know hasn't been working.

0:43:540:43:56

-Our business has always been successful.

-Within certain limits...

0:43:560:43:59

If you want to make a success of a business partnership, or a marriage,

0:43:590:44:03

then you have to compromise. So I suggest the two of you

0:44:030:44:07

go away somewhere and sort this out together. And Fatty Boy!

0:44:070:44:10

-Yes?

-Take those things down before Kamil sees them.

0:44:100:44:13

I do not want my little one to have nightmares. Now!

0:44:130:44:16

TV PLAYS

0:44:200:44:22

Miss Butcher. So you passed?

0:44:220:44:24

-Best marks in the year.

-Yes!

0:44:250:44:29

And I won this.

0:44:290:44:31

But I think you should have it.

0:44:310:44:33

Really? Well, thank you. I shall put it with my secret collection

0:44:330:44:37

but just don't tell Zainab.

0:44:370:44:39

So, I guess I'm kind of like your knight in shining armour?

0:44:390:44:43

Oh right, and that was your trusty steed? You stalled like three times.

0:44:430:44:47

I pulled out some serious getaway driving for you!

0:44:470:44:49

You were just trying to dodge the red light like Ryan Gosling.

0:44:490:44:53

-Not true!

-I'm joking.

0:44:530:44:56

No, but thank you.

0:44:560:44:58

Because you did save me.

0:44:580:44:59

From a whole lot of guilt trips and arguing.

0:44:590:45:02

Well,

0:45:020:45:04

you can forget all about that now.

0:45:040:45:06

Here.

0:45:120:45:13

Bet you need it.

0:45:140:45:16

That's right.

0:45:310:45:33

Yeah, three bedrooms and a spare room if you can manage it.

0:45:330:45:37

Good man.

0:45:370:45:39

And all the rest is sorted out?

0:45:390:45:41

Lovely. Right, speak to you later.

0:45:410:45:44

Uncle Derek, I passed my test! I got the best marks in the year!

0:45:470:45:50

Oh, did you, sweetheart?

0:45:500:45:52

You clever little sausage, I knew you could do it.

0:45:520:45:55

Well done!

0:45:550:45:57

Why you so happy?

0:45:570:45:59

-Good news.

-Yeah? What about?

0:45:590:46:01

I've found you a house, better than that last place you had.

0:46:010:46:04

-In Suffolk.

-You didn't?

0:46:040:46:06

Well, can we afford it?

0:46:060:46:08

Go on, then, what's the catch?

0:46:110:46:12

I've done enough favours over the years that are due a repayment.

0:46:120:46:16

I've got this mate, he's found you a house

0:46:160:46:18

better than that shoebox you got before

0:46:180:46:20

and the only catch is that...

0:46:200:46:24

you can't move in for a month or so.

0:46:240:46:26

-Nice try, Derek.

-What?

0:46:260:46:29

I'm grateful for the house, all right? But we're still going.

0:46:290:46:32

DRILLING

0:46:350:46:37

I just thought that Lucy would've stood by me, you know?

0:46:390:46:42

She didn't seem all that to me.

0:46:420:46:44

Just, we've known each other for so long.

0:46:440:46:46

Really, it's like we're sisters.

0:46:460:46:49

We can talk about anything, seriously.

0:46:500:46:54

Yeah, you talk too much.

0:46:540:46:56

Come here.

0:46:560:46:57

Whoa!

0:47:010:47:02

-Calm down!

-Nah. Come here.

0:47:020:47:04

-Stop it! Please.

-Thought that's what you wanted?

0:47:040:47:08

-No. No! I...I don't know.

-That's why we came here. Isn't it?

0:47:100:47:15

-Just get off me!

-Why?

-Because I don't like it.

0:47:150:47:18

Yeah, you do.

0:47:180:47:21

-Where do you think you're going?

-Can you just leave me alone?

0:47:210:47:24

What you doing?

0:47:310:47:32

Oh, it's for Whit. She wants a bit of privacy, you know.

0:47:320:47:35

Oh.

0:47:350:47:36

Can I have a word, Whit? Privately?

0:47:360:47:39

The lock? Tyler's idea.

0:47:470:47:49

Oh, and what could he possibly want that for, I wonder.

0:47:490:47:52

Carol, it's not like that.

0:47:520:47:55

Um...

0:47:570:47:58

You're going to think I'm stupid.

0:47:580:48:00

Well, you know what? If you don't tell me, I'll assume the worst.

0:48:000:48:03

Well, if I'm going to stay here, which I want to...

0:48:030:48:07

-Are you sure about that?

-Yes, I am.

0:48:070:48:10

-But it's just going to be me and Derek, ain't it?

-And...?

0:48:100:48:13

So I want my own space.

0:48:130:48:15

You've got your own space. You've got more space than you've ever had.

0:48:150:48:19

He walked in on me earlier. It was really embarrassing.

0:48:190:48:21

I'm sure he didn't mean it. He was probably as embarrassed as you.

0:48:210:48:25

I don't want him looking at me, even if it is accidental.

0:48:250:48:28

I dunno...

0:48:280:48:30

Look, Derek cares about all of us, hugely.

0:48:310:48:35

Don't be afraid of him, Whit. You can trust him.

0:48:350:48:38

He just wants what's best for all of us, I promise.

0:48:390:48:41

Why don't you go and get your mum to do that for you?

0:48:560:48:59

I mean, she seems to control everything else.

0:48:590:49:02

Or what about Fat Boy?

0:49:020:49:04

You seem to like everything he does.

0:49:040:49:07

OK. Fat Boy tried to help you, and you were ungrateful.

0:49:070:49:10

And the reason I went to Mum is cos she's the only one you listen to.

0:49:100:49:13

Yeah, well, she's pretty hard to ignore.

0:49:130:49:15

Yeah, like you. Cos when you get an idea in your head,

0:49:150:49:18

it's like a train no-one can stop.

0:49:180:49:20

You should've spoken to me, Tam.

0:49:200:49:21

-I tried.

-I'm not like her.

-I tried, Afia. What do you want me to do?

0:49:210:49:25

I'm stuck between you two.

0:49:250:49:26

-Isn't it obvious what I want you to do?

-What?

0:49:260:49:29

Let you turn our restaurant into a gaudy theme park ride

0:49:290:49:32

-cos you're jealous of your school friend?

-Tam, that's not...

0:49:320:49:35

What? Am I wrong?

0:49:350:49:37

Is it wrong just to want a tiny bit more?

0:49:380:49:42

More of what?

0:49:420:49:44

It doesn't matter.

0:49:500:49:51

Forget it.

0:49:520:49:54

I'll draw up the new menus tonight.

0:49:560:49:58

That nonsense from earlier still bothering you?

0:50:170:50:21

I didn't do anything wrong, Dad.

0:50:210:50:23

I really did try to look after her.

0:50:250:50:27

Maybe you can't.

0:50:300:50:31

But she needs me.

0:50:320:50:34

Lucy, it's not your job, OK.

0:50:340:50:36

And we don't need Lauren's problems. Not right now.

0:50:360:50:40

But without me...

0:50:400:50:42

She'll be fine, all right?

0:50:420:50:44

Maybe Lauren needs to work this one out for herself.

0:50:440:50:48

Hey, listen to me, OK?

0:50:480:50:50

You don't need Lauren either.

0:50:500:50:52

You've got everything in front of you, Lucy.

0:50:520:50:55

Your whole life, all the plans.

0:50:550:50:57

Everything we talked about.

0:50:570:50:59

You don't need Lauren dragging you down, OK?

0:50:590:51:02

-TANYA:

-'I'm not checking up on you, just...'

0:51:090:51:12

BEEP

0:51:120:51:13

'Lauren, I'm starting to really worry here...'

0:51:130:51:16

BEEP

0:51:160:51:18

'Lauren, it's Dad. Dunno what you're playing at, but you need to...'

0:51:180:51:21

BEEP

0:51:210:51:22

-LUCY:

-'Lauren, where are you?

0:51:220:51:25

'I know we argued last night

0:51:250:51:27

'but we can get over it. You were drunk, I get it.

0:51:270:51:30

'I thought we were going to come back together,

0:51:300:51:33

'you know, work out what we were going to say to the parents.

0:51:330:51:37

'I don't want to go to yours in case you're not there, but...

0:51:370:51:40

'I just want to know you're safe, all right?

0:51:400:51:44

'I don't even know if you've got your phone, but...

0:51:440:51:47

'I'm really worried about you.'

0:51:470:51:49

Large white wine, please, Trace. In fact, make it two.

0:52:020:52:05

Eh? I thought you were doing a full body work-out something?

0:52:070:52:10

I didn't even bust a sweat.

0:52:100:52:12

-What happened?

-It was just going so well

0:52:120:52:15

-and then I ruined it.

-What'd you say?

0:52:150:52:17

I told him about Morgan leaving.

0:52:170:52:18

He's been miserable all afternoon.

0:52:180:52:20

Well, you know, for once, you did the right thing.

0:52:200:52:23

Yeah, well, I should be in bed with my man right now,

0:52:240:52:27

not in the pub with my sister. No offence.

0:52:270:52:29

And I know what you're going to say...

0:52:290:52:31

BOTH: It's not all about Princess Kim.

0:52:310:52:33

Think about what he's going through. Losing the son he's just found.

0:52:330:52:36

-Yeah well, if I'm not enough...

-He is a good man.

0:52:360:52:40

And if you ruin this because you can't open up to what he needs,

0:52:400:52:45

then you deserve everything you get.

0:52:450:52:47

And you'll end up like that.

0:52:470:52:49

Oh. Psst.

0:52:550:52:56

Um, Ray? You want to go home for that back rub now?

0:53:040:53:08

I promised to return the favour?

0:53:080:53:09

Look, I'm sorry. I really thought you knew.

0:53:110:53:16

I should've done. Why didn't you tell me straight away?

0:53:160:53:18

I thought they'd have told you already. I didn't know.

0:53:180:53:22

It's a shame though, innit?

0:53:240:53:25

I mean, would have been nice to have had him here, you know.

0:53:250:53:28

So you can get to know him properly.

0:53:280:53:31

So, what, you would've looked after him?

0:53:330:53:38

Yeah. Yeah, of course...

0:53:380:53:41

Morgan...

0:53:410:53:42

-That's good to know.

-Yeah.

0:53:470:53:49

Mmm.

0:53:510:53:53

Lucy...

0:54:120:54:15

I am sorry. I got it wrong.

0:54:150:54:17

-Are you drunk?

-I got your message.

0:54:190:54:21

I hadn't even realised what happened.

0:54:210:54:24

I didn't think, I just spoke.

0:54:240:54:26

-You've been drinking, again!

-No!

0:54:260:54:30

Look, I am fine, I'm fine.

0:54:300:54:33

Can we just stop arguing and just make up, please?

0:54:330:54:36

What, so you can feel better about yourself?

0:54:360:54:38

-So you can do it all over again?

-Lucy, we had fun, didn't we?

0:54:380:54:41

No, we didn't. I didn't.

0:54:410:54:43

The things you said to me...

0:54:450:54:47

-that I'm jealous.

-Yeah, well, I can't remember them, can I?

0:54:470:54:50

Can we just pretend it never happened, please?

0:54:520:54:54

No.

0:54:540:54:56

No, I thought we could.

0:54:580:54:59

I thought we could just let it lie.

0:54:590:55:01

But...

0:55:010:55:02

I stayed with you after you were horrible to me.

0:55:020:55:06

I cared for you.

0:55:060:55:07

You just spat it back in my face and told everyone I was making it up.

0:55:070:55:10

Yeah...

0:55:120:55:14

OK, well, why don't we just go inside and we can talk about it?

0:55:140:55:18

Or...

0:55:180:55:19

we could go out, we could just go out?

0:55:190:55:22

You don't get it, do you?

0:55:220:55:24

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

0:55:250:55:28

You're on your own.

0:55:300:55:31

No, please.

0:55:320:55:34

Lucy, I don't have anywhere else to go, do I?

0:55:340:55:37

I can't go home. Not with my mum and dad.

0:55:370:55:40

Well, you said it earlier.

0:55:410:55:43

"We're done."

0:55:460:55:47

No! Can you just wait, Lucy, please!

0:55:470:55:51

-You all set?

-I put all my special stuff in here.

0:56:100:56:13

Good girl. Have you been to see Shenice yet?

0:56:130:56:16

-Not yet.

-Well, you should.

0:56:170:56:19

I know.

0:56:190:56:20

Do you want me to come with you? OK.

0:56:200:56:24

-Oi!

-Hello, mate.

0:56:310:56:34

-All right, mate?

-What d'you think?

-Mm, lovely. Matches your eyes.

0:56:340:56:37

It's for Joey.

0:56:370:56:39

Eh?

0:56:390:56:40

-Tiffany's little kitten.

-Ah.

0:56:400:56:42

-I got all the kids presents. Look. Look.

-More gifts?

0:56:420:56:45

Don't you think you're overdoing it a little bit?

0:56:450:56:47

They're just presents.

0:56:470:56:49

Sorry.

0:56:550:56:57

You wanna watch where you're going, little lady.

0:56:570:57:00

What?

0:57:000:57:01

I'm gonna make some tea.

0:57:190:57:22

OK.

0:57:220:57:23

D'you want some?

0:57:250:57:26

I'm fine.

0:57:270:57:28

Have you spoken to Lucy?

0:57:310:57:33

Not yet. Later, probably.

0:57:330:57:36

OK. Well...

0:57:380:57:40

Anything else you want?

0:57:420:57:44

I'm fine.

0:57:440:57:46

Right.

0:57:470:57:49

DOOR OPENS

0:57:490:57:51

How is she?

0:57:550:57:57

What're we meant to do?

0:57:570:57:59

Happy Birthday, Dad!

0:57:590:58:01

Yeah.

0:58:030:58:05

What? Aren't we gonna celebrate?

0:58:070:58:10

Uh, no. Sorry, babe. I don't think so. Not now.

0:58:110:58:14

Sorry, darling.

0:58:140:58:16

But I was really looking forward to doing...

0:58:160:58:19

Great. That is just great.

0:58:190:58:21

The hits keep on coming.

0:58:240:58:25

DOOR SLAMS SHUT

0:58:250:58:27

This is for you.

0:58:310:58:33

I love it!

0:58:340:58:36

Joey's gonna be the best dressed kitten in Suffolk.

0:58:360:58:38

Yeah, Lowestoft won't know what's hit it.

0:58:380:58:41

Thanks.

0:58:410:58:42

And this is for you.

0:58:420:58:48

Look at that, eh?

0:58:480:58:50

And the next time I see you, you can show me

0:58:500:58:52

all the tricks you've learned, eh?

0:58:520:58:54

Thank you.

0:58:540:58:55

I got this for Liam.

0:59:040:59:07

You can give it to him when Ricky brings him up to...

0:59:070:59:09

It's Granddad's.

0:59:090:59:11

-Derek...

-It was only gathering dust in a drawer

0:59:130:59:16

and I thought, it's good to keep it in the family.

0:59:160:59:19

Are you sure?

0:59:190:59:21

Yeah. Besides, don't want him forgetting who I am, do we?

0:59:210:59:26

I'll put the kettle on.

0:59:300:59:32

OK, gather round everyone, please.

0:59:400:59:42

Now, you don't know how many favours I've called in to get these done,

0:59:420:59:45

and there are no spares, so I expect no spillages.

0:59:450:59:49

I've also contacted the Gazette, they're sending a journalist,

0:59:490:59:51

they're sending a photographer...

0:59:510:59:53

And I'm sure we're all very grateful.

0:59:530:59:56

When everybody arrives, I'm gonna say a few words,

0:59:560:59:58

welcoming everyone and introducing them to the new look.

0:59:581:00:02

Then there's the music and we unveil the new menu, so point them

1:00:021:00:05

in the direction of the buffet and, yeah, sit back and enjoy.

1:00:051:00:09

Right, back to work. The clock's ticking...

1:00:091:00:11

Younis...

1:00:111:00:12

-What's happening with the lights?

-What lights?

1:00:151:00:18

Outside?

1:00:181:00:20

Yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm going.

1:00:201:00:22

Tam...

1:00:241:00:26

-You need to speak to your mum.

-Do I?

1:00:281:00:31

This is my restaurant.

1:00:311:00:33

-It's our restaurant.

-Exactly.

1:00:331:00:34

And someone needs to remind her. Again.

1:00:341:00:36

OK, I'll help Fat Boy with the lights.

1:00:361:00:39

But what about...

1:00:391:00:40

He can't really do it on his own, so...

1:00:401:00:42

The stock car?

1:00:451:00:46

Yeah, Mitchell Mayhem. It'll be great.

1:00:461:00:49

Me, you, Jay, working in the Arches, like before.

1:00:491:00:52

Oh come on, Dad.

1:00:521:00:55

I mean, I thought this might help you, or us, get over things.

1:00:551:01:00

Shirley, you mean.

1:01:001:01:03

We get the stock car thing up and running again.

1:01:031:01:05

And well, you enjoyed it the first time. I remember.

1:01:051:01:08

D'you also remember whose idea it was in the first place?

1:01:081:01:12

Yeah. Shirley's.

1:01:121:01:14

So next time you have a bright idea, keep it to yourself, will ya?

1:01:141:01:17

Couldn't we just...

1:01:171:01:19

No.

1:01:191:01:20

Oi, we're just moving away for a bit. Not leaving you.

1:01:301:01:34

No-one'll forget who you are.

1:01:341:01:36

I don't know what you're talking about.

1:01:381:01:40

Yes, you do.

1:01:401:01:42

You know, when I was stuck away for all those years,

1:01:461:01:50

I knew there'd be things that I'd...

1:01:501:01:52

I'd never get the chance to do, you know. Family.

1:01:521:01:56

And that was all right.

1:01:561:01:59

That was the life I led and I was OK with that.

1:01:591:02:02

And then I come home,

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and there was you and the kids.

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I thought, you know what? I might just get that chance.

1:02:111:02:17

And I got it, you know, I got it up here...

1:02:171:02:20

and that's when I realised how much I really...

1:02:201:02:24

Ah, forget it.

1:02:271:02:29

HE SNIFFS

1:02:291:02:32

Caring makes you weak.

1:02:321:02:34

You really believe that?

1:02:341:02:35

Gran! Come and look what I can do! >

1:02:371:02:40

He's really excited, ain't he?

1:02:411:02:44

It's just one big adventure for him.

1:02:441:02:46

It's lucky his dad was so understanding, innit?

1:02:461:02:50

Yeah, I don't know what I'd've done if Ray'd kicked off, you know,

1:02:501:02:52

and Morgan wanted to stay with him.

1:02:521:02:54

You'd have to leave him behind, wouldn't you?

1:02:541:02:56

Gran! >

1:02:561:02:58

What, and split up the family more? No, I wouldn't do that.

1:02:581:03:01

I know I'm flipping chicken today, bruv, but trust me,

1:03:061:03:09

-I'm gonna be managing that place one day.

-You think?

1:03:091:03:11

And I've got plans man, all right? I've got vision.

1:03:111:03:14

I've got the 20-20, while Nico's only wearing bifocals.

1:03:141:03:16

Are you two actually gonna do some work?

1:03:161:03:18

We are.

1:03:181:03:20

I need you inside once you've finished gossiping.

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Gossiping.

1:03:221:03:23

-Hey, hey, listen. Is everything OK between you two?

-Yeah.

1:03:271:03:30

It's just that I'm picking up a bit of a vibe.

1:03:301:03:32

There's no vibe. It's fine.

1:03:321:03:34

All right.

1:03:341:03:36

It's all about Lauren, all the time.

1:03:371:03:39

And it's like there's this thing, and we all know it is,

1:03:391:03:41

but no-one's saying anything. D'you know what I mean?

1:03:411:03:45

I've got a pretty good idea.

1:03:451:03:46

And now it's Dad's birthday and we're not doing anything.

1:03:461:03:49

There must be something you can do.

1:03:491:03:50

We all just need a laugh.

1:03:501:03:53

Why don't you bring them here?

1:03:531:03:54

Here?

1:03:561:03:58

Tam, you're relaunching this place, aren't you?

1:03:581:04:01

Yeah, one night only. And you get a complimentary beer.

1:04:011:04:04

And it's featuring a floorshow all right of my own unique mix

1:04:041:04:08

and blend of bhangra and hip-hop.

1:04:081:04:10

I like to call it... I like to call it...

1:04:101:04:12

Bhop. See what I mean? See what I mean?

1:04:121:04:14

It's clever, innit.

1:04:141:04:16

-There you go.

-Oh, I dunno.

1:04:161:04:18

A night out with Lauren, after all she's done this week?

1:04:181:04:20

-I don't think so.

-Listen, it'll be a laugh, won't it?

1:04:201:04:23

You didn't see Mum and Dad just now. I'll never convince them.

1:04:251:04:29

All right, then we'll both convince them.

1:04:291:04:32

And what this book needs, I think, is some pictures, don't you?

1:04:361:04:41

Yeah.

1:04:411:04:42

So, now tap the book with the magic wand.

1:04:421:04:47

Well, say the magic words then!

1:04:501:04:52

Hocus pocus.

1:04:521:04:53

Hocus pocus. And hey presto!

1:04:531:04:58

Woah!

1:04:581:05:00

Look, it's got pictures now.

1:05:001:05:02

You know who'd like this trick, don't you? Your dad.

1:05:021:05:06

Yeah, I think he'd love these tricks.

1:05:061:05:09

Perhaps you can learn some of them

1:05:091:05:11

-and then you can put a show on for him.

-Yeah.

1:05:111:05:15

It's a shame you're having to go away, innit?

1:05:151:05:18

Think of all the fun you could have together if you stayed.

1:05:181:05:22

I've heard he's a really good footballer.

1:05:221:05:24

He's excellent.

1:05:241:05:27

Kick-abouts in the park.

1:05:271:05:29

Movies, popcorn, staying up late.

1:05:291:05:33

Sounds like fun, don't it?

1:05:331:05:35

Right. One more trick, right?

1:05:371:05:40

Tap the book with the magic wand.

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And say the magic words.

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Hocus pocus.

1:05:461:05:47

Hocus pocus. And hey presto!

1:05:471:05:51

Woah!

1:05:511:05:52

Now they're all colour. Look, eh?

1:05:521:05:54

HE LAUGHS

1:05:541:05:57

I suppose the magic show'll have to wait, eh?

1:05:571:06:00

Shame.

1:06:021:06:03

All right?

1:06:101:06:11

I said I'd take Tiff round to say goodbye to Shenice.

1:06:111:06:13

-Oh, well, I could do that for you if you wanted.

-Yeah?

1:06:131:06:17

Yeah. You finish your packing.

1:06:171:06:18

Oh, all right. Cheers. Thanks. Tiff!

1:06:181:06:20

The Argee Bhajee?

1:06:221:06:24

It's an all-you-can-eat buffet.

1:06:241:06:25

And a complimentary beer.

1:06:251:06:27

I don't know.

1:06:271:06:28

Plus all the poppadoms you can eat.

1:06:281:06:31

What d'you think?

1:06:311:06:33

Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

1:06:331:06:35

It's not like we're doing anything else for Dad's birthday.

1:06:351:06:38

-Maybe, I don't know.

-You should do something together.

1:06:391:06:42

You know, celebrating birthdays and that. It's important, innit?

1:06:421:06:46

It's what families do.

1:06:471:06:49

I'll try and sort out a baby-sitter.

1:06:521:06:54

PHONE RINGS

1:06:561:06:58

Hello? Hi, Ritchie.

1:07:001:07:02

Um, I've got to baby-sit for Tanya tonight.

1:07:101:07:13

OK.

1:07:131:07:14

Which means I'm probably not going to be here when you all go.

1:07:141:07:18

-Don't matter.

-I would, only...

1:07:181:07:20

It's money, innit?

1:07:201:07:22

Yeah, I know.

1:07:221:07:24

I don't want you to think that I don't...

1:07:241:07:28

I'd never think that.

1:07:281:07:30

Right, OK.

1:07:331:07:35

OK.

1:07:351:07:37

Just...

1:07:391:07:41

Just look after them for me.

1:07:431:07:45

Of course.

1:07:451:07:47

Right.

1:07:471:07:48

I did you a card.

1:07:521:07:53

Thanks.

1:07:581:08:01

And I got you this. At night, I'll look at the moon,

1:08:011:08:03

and I'll think you'll be doing the same thing.

1:08:031:08:06

And it'll be like we're right next to each other...

1:08:061:08:08

Even though we won't be.

1:08:081:08:10

But it'll be like it.

1:08:101:08:11

OK.

1:08:131:08:14

Oh, Ray.

1:08:181:08:20

-Yeah?

-Carol's very grateful.

1:08:201:08:22

For what?

1:08:221:08:23

For you folding like that.

1:08:231:08:25

Letting her take Morgan without putting up a fight.

1:08:251:08:27

What, she said that?

1:08:271:08:29

Pretty much, yeah.

1:08:291:08:31

-Look, I didn't fold.

-Just a figure of speech.

1:08:311:08:33

No-one folded, all right?

1:08:331:08:35

OK.

1:08:351:08:36

OK.

1:08:361:08:38

-Probably got to tell yourself that, ain't you?

-What?

1:08:381:08:41

Well, rolling over like that, you know.

1:08:411:08:44

Letting her take your son without

1:08:441:08:45

so much as raising a finger to stop her.

1:08:451:08:48

Most fathers, they'd put up at least a bit of a fight.

1:08:481:08:50

I mean, I know if that was my son, I'd do everything I could.

1:08:501:08:54

But then, that's me.

1:08:541:08:56

Alfie? Half an hour personal time, yeah?

1:08:571:09:00

Yeah, yeah, no worries.

1:09:001:09:02

Alfie. Same again.

1:09:061:09:09

Ritchie just called.

1:09:111:09:13

Right?

1:09:131:09:14

The CPS have been in touch.

1:09:141:09:17

And you're off the hook.

1:09:171:09:19

-They're dropping the charges?

-They reckon there's no case to answer.

1:09:191:09:22

Which is their way of saying they've got nothing.

1:09:221:09:25

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

1:09:251:09:26

This is gonna tear Marsden up.

1:09:271:09:29

With any luck.

1:09:291:09:31

It's over?

1:09:321:09:34

Yeah.

1:09:341:09:35

Right, well, let's celebrate. Just the three of us.

1:09:351:09:37

Get a movie, get some chips. You haven't got to do anything.

1:09:371:09:40

-I'll sort it all out.

-OK.

1:09:401:09:42

You think Marsden'll walk away?

1:09:421:09:45

If she's got any sense.

1:09:451:09:46

What if she comes back?

1:09:461:09:48

And does what?

1:09:481:09:49

I've only just found my boy, yeah?

1:09:521:09:54

You come up with this plan, no warning, no nothing.

1:09:541:09:56

-You go on upstairs, sweetheart.

-Is something wrong?

1:09:561:09:59

No, everything's just fine. Scoot. Scoot.

1:09:591:10:01

You can't just march in here.

1:10:011:10:03

You didn't even ask me, you just went right ahead and did it.

1:10:031:10:06

Yeah, which I've got every right to do.

1:10:061:10:07

-Anyway, you're not taking him away.

-I thought this was sorted.

1:10:071:10:10

-You thought wrong, then, didn't you?

-So... what?

1:10:101:10:12

-You've just changed your mind?

-He's my boy, all right?

1:10:121:10:15

You can't take him away from me.

1:10:151:10:17

And how are you gonna stop me, huh?

1:10:171:10:19

Carol. Carol, please.

1:10:221:10:24

I've only just...

1:10:261:10:29

I mean, me and him, we've got so much time to make up...

1:10:301:10:35

He's my son. You can't take him away from me.

1:10:361:10:39

He won't have to change schools, or leave his friends...

1:10:451:10:49

He's got a point...

1:10:491:10:51

He'll be safe.

1:10:511:10:53

I'll look after him.

1:10:531:10:55

Has anybody asked Morgan?

1:10:581:11:00

What?

1:11:001:11:02

He's a smart kid, you know. Maybe he should have a say in this?

1:11:021:11:05

No, Derek. That's not a good idea.

1:11:051:11:06

No, I think it'll be all right. It'll be fine.

1:11:061:11:09

-I'll go and get him, shall I?

-Leave it.

1:11:091:11:12

Sorry?

1:11:121:11:13

I don't want to put him on the spot like that.

1:11:131:11:16

-You what?

-It ain't fair.

1:11:161:11:18

It's OK. Take him.

1:11:201:11:23

No, we should ask him.

1:11:231:11:25

What, and make him choose between his gran and me?

1:11:251:11:28

How's that gonna make him feel?

1:11:281:11:29

Forget it.

1:11:301:11:31

I'm sorry, I probably shouldn't've come.

1:11:341:11:37

Ray. Look, stay if you want to.

1:11:371:11:40

And say goodbye properly.

1:11:401:11:43

I'm proud and delighted to welcome you

1:11:451:11:47

to the relaunch of the Argee Bhajee,

1:11:471:11:49

the premier establishment in this local area

1:11:491:11:53

offering traditional and contemporary Asian cuisine

1:11:531:11:57

to the highest standards of, um...

1:11:571:12:00

sorry...

1:12:001:12:01

to the highest standard of...

1:12:031:12:04

We are very excited about our new and varied menu.

1:12:041:12:11

We're introducing a new lunchtime buffet every day which will be...

1:12:111:12:14

Amazing. So, without further ado, I'm pleased to announce

1:12:141:12:17

that the Argee Bhajee is now open for business!

1:12:171:12:21

THEY CHEER

1:12:211:12:24

Yes, yes, welcome to the Argee Bhajee. Inside the ride.

1:12:241:12:27

OK, now let me direct you to the buffet cart, all right?

1:12:271:12:30

We have got your tikkas, we've got your kormas,

1:12:301:12:32

we've got your jalfrezis.

1:12:321:12:33

Say the magic words.

1:12:331:12:35

Abracadabra?

1:12:351:12:37

Hocus pocus.

1:12:371:12:38

Sorry. Sorry.

1:12:381:12:40

And look! The pages are in colour.

1:12:401:12:45

Oh.

1:12:451:12:46

OK. I think, if you try this...

1:12:461:12:50

Wow, how did you do that?

1:12:501:12:52

That would be telling.

1:12:521:12:55

Can you do magic?

1:12:551:12:57

Your dad's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

1:12:571:13:00

Come here.

1:13:001:13:01

Just not enough.

1:13:041:13:05

You got enough there?

1:13:131:13:14

Well, it's the first round, innit? I'm pacing myself.

1:13:141:13:18

You could've got a bit more on there really.

1:13:181:13:20

You reckon?

1:13:201:13:21

Yeah, look what I got. Rice. Then korma. Biriyani. Chicken tandoori.

1:13:211:13:26

Wall of samosas to stop the bhajees falling off.

1:13:261:13:29

Topped off with a bit of poppadom.

1:13:291:13:31

You've really thought about this, haven't you?

1:13:311:13:33

It's like a science problem.

1:13:331:13:35

He ain't got naan bread though, has he?

1:13:351:13:37

You realise you could use that brain power to speak French or something?

1:13:371:13:40

But then I wouldn't be able to do this...

1:13:401:13:43

THEY LAUGH

1:13:431:13:45

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:13:581:14:01

It's open.

1:14:011:14:02

House-proud, too. Who'd've thought?

1:14:041:14:08

I got the address from Derek.

1:14:121:14:13

I want to hit the road as quick as possible.

1:14:131:14:15

Tiff! We're going. Joey's in the car, darling.

1:14:151:14:18

Now, the minute you're settled, you give me a ring, OK?

1:14:181:14:21

I want to hear about all the great things you'll be doing.

1:14:211:14:24

-OK.

-Promise?

1:14:241:14:25

-Yeah.

-We're going.

1:14:251:14:27

You be a good boy, OK?

1:14:291:14:30

When you get back, I'll be right here.

1:14:361:14:39

Thank you.

1:14:421:14:44

-You gonna look after your nana for your uncle Derek?

-Yeah.

1:14:541:14:57

-Are you gonna be good?

-Yeah.

1:14:571:14:59

Love ya. Love ya. All right, go on, get into the car.

1:14:591:15:01

Go on, go on. Go on.

1:15:011:15:03

All right?

1:15:041:15:06

Course.

1:15:061:15:07

It won't be for long.

1:15:071:15:09

-Anything you need...

-Yeah.

1:15:131:15:16

-You ready?

-Yeah.

1:15:181:15:20

See ya.

1:15:231:15:24

Don't start, all right?

1:15:341:15:36

Yeah, they've just left. They're on their way.

1:15:461:15:49

Good. Now I want to know every detail, OK?

1:15:491:15:52

I want a full report, every couple of days.

1:15:521:15:55

I want to know who goes in that house,

1:15:551:15:57

I want to know who they're talking to.

1:15:571:15:58

I want to know everything, OK? Don't you let me down.

1:15:581:16:02

Good.

1:16:021:16:04

You know, I could have you for harassment.

1:16:131:16:17

-You think?

-What? You don't think I can make it stick?

1:16:171:16:20

I'd certainly like to see you try.

1:16:201:16:22

Must've hurt, when you heard they'd dropped the case.

1:16:221:16:25

Win some, lose some.

1:16:251:16:27

It's all pretty stupid really, innit?

1:16:271:16:29

What is?

1:16:291:16:31

This whole vendetta thing. The boss know you're here, wasting your time?

1:16:311:16:35

I don't care.

1:16:351:16:37

D'you know what I think?

1:16:381:16:40

Please.

1:16:401:16:42

I think you need to stop using me,

1:16:421:16:44

in the hope that it'll make you look good.

1:16:441:16:47

What's the matter? Not hitting your targets? Clear-up rate dropping?

1:16:471:16:50

Brighter, better kids coming up behind you?

1:16:501:16:52

Nail Phil Mitchell and it'll all go away, won't it?

1:16:531:16:56

Only, you can't.

1:16:561:16:58

Win some?

1:16:581:17:00

I don't think so.

1:17:001:17:02

So, how was it the other night?

1:17:071:17:08

-Sorry?

-You went out.

1:17:081:17:10

Did you have a good time?

1:17:101:17:11

Yeah. Yeah, it was good.

1:17:111:17:14

Must be nice to get out.

1:17:141:17:15

-Yeah.

-I haven't been out in ages.

1:17:151:17:17

You know, with this place and everything. You're lucky.

1:17:171:17:20

That's me.

1:17:201:17:22

Quite a speech.

1:17:271:17:29

Afia or Mum?

1:17:291:17:30

Well, they've both got a well-developed sense of leadership.

1:17:301:17:34

You mean, once one of them's decided something's gonna happen,

1:17:341:17:36

nobody else gets a look-in?

1:17:361:17:39

They're tenacious.

1:17:391:17:40

They're fixated.

1:17:401:17:42

Welcome to my world.

1:17:421:17:44

You not eating?

1:17:521:17:54

I'm not hungry.

1:17:541:17:56

You know, if you ever want to talk...

1:17:581:18:01

you know that you can.

1:18:011:18:02

Yeah, and I will. When there's something to talk about.

1:18:021:18:05

No secrets, Lauren.

1:18:051:18:06

Not between you and me. Not after everything that's happened.

1:18:061:18:09

I think I will go and get some food, actually.

1:18:091:18:12

You're right, of course.

1:18:151:18:18

Yeah?

1:18:181:18:19

There are always younger, brighter things, coming up on the inside.

1:18:191:18:22

For you, too.

1:18:221:18:24

-Well, I ain't worried.

-Good for you.

1:18:241:18:26

Because I know plenty who would be, in your shoes.

1:18:261:18:29

Hard men, like you. Fingers in all sorts of pies.

1:18:291:18:34

Bit of an empire. Respect. And just that little bit of fear.

1:18:341:18:39

That's how it works, isn't it?

1:18:391:18:42

Then one day you wake up and there's a little bit less respect.

1:18:421:18:46

A little less fear.

1:18:461:18:49

I don't know what you're talking about.

1:18:491:18:52

You're over the hill. Everyone knows it.

1:18:521:18:55

They can smell it on you.

1:18:551:18:57

You've got quite an imagination, you, ain't you?

1:18:571:19:00

How's that empire looking now?

1:19:001:19:03

Not quite the big man you used to be, are you?

1:19:031:19:06

I think it's time for you to go.

1:19:071:19:09

Your empire's getting smaller and you're getting weaker.

1:19:091:19:13

Now.

1:19:131:19:15

And here at home? Look at you. You're all alone.

1:19:151:19:20

Shirley's gone, can't bear to be anywhere near you.

1:19:201:19:25

Jay'll be out of here the first chance he gets.

1:19:251:19:28

And Ben...

1:19:281:19:30

Well, you read the report. He's a train wreck.

1:19:301:19:32

Your own boy, and he's willing to take the stand

1:19:321:19:35

-and testify against you.

-He didn't though, did he?

1:19:351:19:38

How badly do you think he wants to hurt you?

1:19:381:19:40

You think that's magically gone away?

1:19:401:19:42

You, a rival, your own son.

1:19:421:19:47

Something's gonna give.

1:19:471:19:50

I don't need you to make me look good.

1:19:501:19:53

I just need you to keep doing what you're doing.

1:19:531:19:56

You're getting old, Phil. You're losing your grip.

1:19:581:20:02

Not me.

1:20:021:20:03

Someone's gonna make a mistake. You, or someone close to you.

1:20:031:20:06

They always do. Maybe they already have.

1:20:061:20:09

No.

1:20:091:20:10

D'you know what they say?

1:20:101:20:12

Commit a crime, you can overlook 100 things,

1:20:121:20:16

if you can think of just five, you're a criminal mastermind.

1:20:161:20:21

Somewhere, Phil, there'll be something,

1:20:241:20:27

because you're not that smart.

1:20:271:20:28

And I'm gonna find it, and when I do,

1:20:301:20:34

I'm gonna take the Mitchells apart, one by one.

1:20:341:20:37

DOOR CLOSES

1:20:441:20:46

Admit it.

1:20:521:20:54

It went well.

1:20:541:20:55

-I think Fat Boy was a real star.

-Maybe.

1:20:551:20:58

Maybe? I think he proved tonight he's more than just talk.

1:20:581:21:01

I think he proved tonight that's all he is.

1:21:011:21:03

-Well, you two should be very proud of yourselves.

-We are. Aren't we?

1:21:031:21:07

Definitely.

1:21:071:21:09

I've breathed new life into this place.

1:21:091:21:11

Yes. Well, you both have.

1:21:111:21:12

Look at all these people. We're back on the map.

1:21:121:21:15

Yay.

1:21:151:21:17

And now you two are set up. For life.

1:21:171:21:21

Are you OK?

1:21:251:21:27

Yeah, it's been just what we needed.

1:21:271:21:30

Good save, Abs.

1:21:301:21:32

Happy birthday, Dad.

1:21:321:21:34

Happy birthday.

1:21:341:21:35

Well, we certainly all know what you're made of, don't we?

1:21:441:21:48

You know what the saddest thing is?

1:21:481:21:50

Sadder than that thing you call a spine?

1:21:501:21:52

-Look, mate, I'm warning you.

-You're warning me? Yeah?

1:21:521:21:54

You know, what's really pathetic is you could have had him.

1:21:541:21:57

All you had to do was ask.

1:21:571:21:59

I'd done all the heavy lifting, all you had to do was show up

1:21:591:22:03

and stand strong but, oh no, you couldn't even do that.

1:22:031:22:05

What d'you mean?

1:22:051:22:07

First hint things were gonna get a little bit nasty, and you crumble...

1:22:071:22:10

Hold on, hold on. Did you speak to Morgan?

1:22:101:22:13

Did you know what he was gonna say?

1:22:131:22:15

Why would you do that?

1:22:171:22:19

Why set me up, if you already knew...

1:22:191:22:22

You wanted him to stay, didn't you...

1:22:251:22:26

-Now, now, now.

-So what is it?

1:22:261:22:28

You reckoned if Morgan didn't go then none of them would?

1:22:281:22:31

Is that it? What's wrong? You scared of being alone again?

1:22:311:22:35

I'm warning you.

1:22:351:22:36

Yeah, we certainly know what you're made of.

1:22:361:22:38

That's enough.

1:22:381:22:40

Ray, barrel needs changing.

1:22:401:22:42

Now.

1:22:421:22:44

What are you looking at? Who are you, anyway? Oi, you!

1:22:581:23:02

-Derek.

-Come back here!

1:23:021:23:04

-Derek.

-Oi, come back!

-Derek!

1:23:041:23:06

I know who you are. You're the filth, aren't ya?

1:23:081:23:11

-No.

-Yes you are.

1:23:111:23:12

You've been watching me all day. Following me. I've seen you.

1:23:121:23:15

-I don't...

-You been taking little notes, have you?

1:23:151:23:18

You wanna be careful who you let in your pub.

1:23:181:23:19

-You shouldn't be serving grasses.

-Enough! Enough!

1:23:191:23:22

-I'm not.

-Who are you? You've been watching me all day. Who are you?

1:23:221:23:25

I'm your daughter.

1:23:251:23:28

We can't just go.

1:23:401:23:41

Be on a ferry to France in two hours.

1:23:411:23:43

We drive all night...

1:23:431:23:45

And how's that going to look?

1:23:451:23:47

This time tomorrow, you'll be lying by a pool with Grant pouring beers.

1:23:471:23:50

Dad, we're off the hook. Do you want to look sus?

1:23:501:23:53

-I ain't coming.

-Well, you ain't staying here.

1:23:531:23:55

Come on, Dad. Portugal?

1:23:551:23:58

Oi! What's with all the bags?

1:23:581:24:00

We are going to Grant's.

1:24:021:24:04

I'm staying right here.

1:24:041:24:06

Huh. The amount of numbers you girls keep in your phones.

1:24:291:24:32

HE CHUCKLES

1:24:321:24:33

I'm a bit late.

1:24:351:24:37

You ain't finished your tea and toast.

1:24:391:24:42

Yeah, good morning.

1:24:541:24:55

I've got a delivery for you, but the address is a bit smudged.

1:24:551:24:59

Just don't.

1:25:071:25:09

Look, if I could undo what I did...

1:25:181:25:21

If I could make it not happen, then...

1:25:211:25:24

Jay, we've just got to stick together.

1:25:271:25:28

-I ain't leaving Abi.

-It won't be for long.

1:25:281:25:31

It's Portugal.

1:25:311:25:33

He'll want to stay there, you've seen what he's like.

1:25:331:25:37

All for one and one for all.

1:25:371:25:40

This ain't a game! I covered up for you.

1:25:411:25:44

I lied for you!

1:25:441:25:46

Jay, I know that. And I won't ever forget that. I won't ever.

1:25:461:25:49

I've done my bit. You're on your own now, all right?

1:25:491:25:51

Jay, Dad needs his brother.

1:25:511:25:54

I need mine.

1:25:571:25:58

SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR

1:26:011:26:02

Shirley! Shirl!

1:26:021:26:06

Shirley, Phil is leaving.

1:26:061:26:09

Are you just going to let him go?

1:26:091:26:11

Cheers.

1:26:201:26:21

Me and you, Soho tonight? What do you think?

1:26:211:26:23

Yeah, we'll see.

1:26:231:26:25

We'll see? Oh, come on, babe, I need a change of scene.

1:26:251:26:29

After all, I have given up my day off to sit on your stall

1:26:291:26:31

selling this...tat.

1:26:311:26:34

It is not tat! It helps pay the rent!

1:26:341:26:35

And I spent last night picking up poppadoms

1:26:351:26:37

off the Argee Bhajee floor. I need a bit of fun.

1:26:371:26:41

OK, OK, we'll go!

1:26:411:26:42

Really?

1:26:421:26:44

Yeah.

1:26:441:26:45

-I'm going to ask him what his problem is.

-Don't.

1:26:481:26:50

It's your house! You shouldn't feel uncomfortable.

1:26:501:26:52

If that lock didn't make a difference, then...

1:26:521:26:54

Listen, I just... I don't like being alone with him.

1:26:541:26:57

I'll sort it.

1:26:571:26:58

You don't have to.

1:26:581:27:00

I want to.

1:27:001:27:02

I'll sort it.

1:27:031:27:05

-Passports?

-Check.

1:27:091:27:11

Say goodbye to Walford.

1:27:111:27:13

ENGINE SPUTTERS

1:27:131:27:16

-This is a joke.

-Jay!

1:27:161:27:18

I'll be at Abi's.

1:27:201:27:21

-Oi! Oi!

-Jay.

1:27:211:27:24

ENGINE SPUTTERS

1:27:241:27:27

I went through her phone, found, "Work",

1:27:341:27:37

so I phoned it up. Got an address.

1:27:371:27:39

Listen, Derek...

1:27:391:27:42

Alf, Alf. Bring her home to me, mate.

1:27:421:27:45

She's my daughter.

1:27:451:27:47

Derek.

1:27:481:27:50

Not now, Tyler.

1:27:501:27:51

I thought, maybe I could get you a...

1:27:511:27:53

I said not now, Tyler!

1:27:531:27:55

-Yeah, but you...

-Ty.

1:27:551:27:57

Just go and talk to her for me.

1:28:051:28:08

Derek, listen, I'm not being rude, but after yesterday,

1:28:081:28:12

don't you think she should hear it from the horse's mouth?

1:28:121:28:15

Oi.

1:28:231:28:25

You ain't leaving.

1:28:251:28:27

Just a bit of boy time.

1:28:271:28:29

-That was a lot of bags.

-Dad wants us to go and see Grant.

1:28:291:28:32

And what about you, what do you want?

1:28:321:28:34

I want to make Dad happy.

1:28:341:28:36

I'm worried about Shirley, Ben. Look, no-one's seen her for days.

1:28:361:28:39

She ain't answering her phone, she's not opening her door. Nothing.

1:28:391:28:43

She'll be all right, Rox.

1:28:431:28:45

Ben, she's just lost her best friend, yeah.

1:28:451:28:47

Just cos Phil dumped on her don't mean you have to as well.

1:28:471:28:51

Look, I've told her now we'll have her.

1:28:531:28:55

So much for a night out.

1:28:551:28:56

-Yasmin's teething. It's not fair on Amira.

-Every time she rings...

1:28:561:28:59

We are Yasmin's dads, Christian.

1:28:591:29:01

Rox, you fancy a night in Soho? Stop your best mate going crazy?

1:29:031:29:07

You know life ain't all partying.

1:29:071:29:09

So, you're working at the Vic, then. And moved in with Alfie, too.

1:29:091:29:12

Not now.

1:29:121:29:13

Babe, I hope you know what you're doing.

1:29:131:29:15

It's just a roof and a job, OK?

1:29:151:29:18

Come on, bit of disco therapy with me? What do you reckon?

1:29:181:29:21

I can't. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just a bad day.

1:29:231:29:26

OK. See ya.

1:29:271:29:29

I'll see you soon.

1:29:291:29:32

Come on, you, let's go.

1:29:321:29:34

I'll come.

1:29:371:29:38

To a gay bar?

1:29:381:29:40

It's got to be better than helping Masood plan homework for Tiff.

1:29:401:29:43

I could do with a night out.

1:29:451:29:47

Project Afia. You're on.

1:29:471:29:50

There you go, darling. You all right?

1:30:011:30:04

-Mmm hmm.

-Good girl.

1:30:041:30:07

You distract her, you're out.

1:30:101:30:13

You know I said I wanted to be a nurse?

1:30:241:30:26

-Yeah?

-I've changed my mind again.

1:30:261:30:29

I think a vet would be, like, so much better.

1:30:291:30:32

Well, you'd be brilliant.

1:30:321:30:34

Do you think so?

1:30:341:30:36

Abs...

1:30:411:30:43

..why are you with me?

1:30:441:30:46

Jay!

1:30:461:30:48

You're clever.

1:30:481:30:49

Kind.

1:30:491:30:51

Beautiful.

1:30:511:30:53

I'm not beautiful!

1:30:531:30:54

You could have anyone you wanted.

1:30:541:30:56

Why do you want someone like me?

1:30:561:30:59

I just... I just do.

1:31:011:31:03

You've got dreams. Hopes.

1:31:051:31:08

I'm just going to ruin them for you.

1:31:101:31:13

Jay, has, um, has something happened?

1:31:161:31:18

I saw you and Phil earlier.

1:31:181:31:21

Revision.

1:31:241:31:26

No distractions.

1:31:261:31:28

She ain't coping, all right? You and Jay ain't coping.

1:31:311:31:34

-We are coping!

-I know you. And I know Phil.

1:31:341:31:36

And I ain't having this family fall apart.

1:31:361:31:38

You should have thought of that before you moved out.

1:31:381:31:41

Shirley?

1:31:451:31:46

Shirl, it's Ben.

1:31:461:31:48

Alice.

1:32:171:32:18

Alice!

1:32:211:32:23

-Only be for a few months.

-Ty.

-Few weeks. Fats don't mind, do you?

1:32:291:32:32

What? Whitney moving in? No mate, it's cool.

1:32:321:32:34

Not moving in. Just staying over. A lot.

1:32:341:32:36

No, no. It's cool. I mean, it's your house.

1:32:361:32:38

-See? Fats don't mind.

-Well, I do, all right?

1:32:381:32:40

Do you remember the first time we had girls staying?

1:32:401:32:43

Yes, that's because you were playing buy one get one free.

1:32:431:32:46

What about Lauren? That was a great idea, weren't it?

1:32:461:32:49

Sick in the bath. Mess everywhere.

1:32:491:32:50

Ty, Ty. Listen to your brother. I mean, give him a break.

1:32:501:32:54

-He's clearly not on it.

-All right, then, just a few days.

1:32:541:32:56

I said no.

1:32:561:32:58

You can stay here.

1:33:031:33:04

Tyler's on it.

1:33:041:33:06

Seriously, if Derek's creeping you out, then...

1:33:061:33:10

-Dad!

-Lauren, please...

1:33:101:33:12

Can Whitney stay?

1:33:141:33:17

-No. No, we ain't got the room.

-It'd only be for a little while.

1:33:171:33:20

No, sorry, Whitney. I don't want Lauren getting distracted.

1:33:201:33:23

Yeah, fine.

1:33:231:33:25

Uncle Derek stares at her, Dad.

1:33:251:33:27

-Do me a favour.

-It's OK, Lauren. It's OK.

1:33:271:33:29

Tyler's on it. Thanks.

1:33:291:33:31

-He's, um, he's just sitting there.

-Well, good.

1:33:371:33:40

Cos I told him, don't disturb you.

1:33:401:33:42

No, no, no, not like that. It's just...

1:33:421:33:44

I think Phil's bullying him. This morning...

1:33:441:33:47

-I ain't got time for this now.

-I thought you could talk to him?

1:33:471:33:50

Talk to him? That sounds like me, don't it?

1:33:501:33:53

You're a guy. I thought it would...

1:33:531:33:55

You and your sister. Just one thing after the other today, ain't it?

1:33:551:33:57

Please, Dad?

1:33:571:33:59

For me?

1:33:591:34:01

Cos it's you.

1:34:051:34:07

Shirl, it was all cleared out.

1:34:231:34:28

Yeah, and I put it back. It wasn't right.

1:34:281:34:30

You don't think that's a little bit weird?

1:34:301:34:33

It wasn't right.

1:34:331:34:34

Takes you back, doesn't it?

1:34:371:34:39

Do you not think maybe you should...

1:34:391:34:41

Don't tell me to move on, Roxy, because I can't.

1:34:411:34:44

I won't.

1:34:441:34:47

Just five minutes.

1:34:501:34:52

Please. I said no.

1:34:521:34:53

Look, five minutes won't hurt.

1:34:531:34:55

I said no!

1:34:551:34:56

Please. I'm your dad.

1:34:571:35:01

You all right, Jay?

1:35:091:35:11

Mr Branning.

1:35:111:35:13

So, you having a good day?

1:35:191:35:21

-I'm in the way, ain't I?

-No.

1:35:211:35:23

You're not in the way.

1:35:231:35:25

How's Phil?

1:35:281:35:29

Same as ever.

1:35:321:35:33

Look, Abi thinks me and you should have a little chat. Don't look over.

1:35:391:35:42

Which is probably what you want as much as I do.

1:35:431:35:46

She thinks you've got things on your mind.

1:35:481:35:50

Now I know 17-year-old boys' minds

1:35:501:35:53

and you probably want to tell me them thoughts

1:35:531:35:55

as much as I want to hear 'em.

1:35:551:35:57

But you love Abi and I love Abi, right.

1:35:571:35:59

So what we're going to do is stand up like we're still having this chat,

1:35:591:36:02

like we're going to go and finish this conversation somewhere else.

1:36:021:36:06

Yeah?

1:36:061:36:08

I tell you what, we'll go to my car. You can take me for a spin.

1:36:101:36:14

Then you'll be one step closer to passing your test and getting a car

1:36:141:36:17

that I'm never going to let you take my daughter for a ride in.

1:36:171:36:21

Yeah? We got a deal?

1:36:211:36:23

Go on, then.

1:36:231:36:25

It's Phil. He's packing the car, he's freaking him out.

1:36:361:36:39

Well, everybody leaves. Even Andrew's gone back to Southend.

1:36:391:36:43

-Phil ain't my business.

-Shirl, he can't do this to people!

1:36:431:36:46

He can't do this to Jay and Ben, to all of us.

1:36:461:36:48

He ain't doing nothing to me. We're finished.

1:36:481:36:51

Do you know something? You two are as tragic as each other!

1:36:511:36:54

-Come on, let's leave it.

-I don't even know why you split...

1:36:541:36:57

No, you don't, Roxy, so stay out of it.

1:36:571:36:59

But he's got to live there. And he can't deal with this.

1:36:591:37:01

I told you, I'm all right.

1:37:011:37:03

-You're his cousin, you deal with it.

-Just ask him to stay.

1:37:031:37:06

He can go to Timbuktu for all I care.

1:37:061:37:09

Can we just go now, please?

1:37:091:37:10

Shirl, just do this one thing, yeah?

1:37:121:37:16

Look at you. You're a mess. And I get it, I really, really do.

1:37:161:37:19

But right now, Phil needs you as much as you need him.

1:37:191:37:22

Shirl...

1:37:251:37:26

Shirl, do it for Ben.

1:37:301:37:32

Ben?

1:37:341:37:35

I don't remember Ben needing me a little while back.

1:37:351:37:39

I don't remember Ben arguing with his dad, begging him to let me stay.

1:37:391:37:43

This is all your fault in the first place.

1:37:431:37:46

The letters, the court case. Putting him inside.

1:37:481:37:50

If it wasn't for poor little Ben, Phil wouldn't even be like this.

1:37:501:37:54

-Shirley, this is not fair.

-Wanted to be a man, did ya?

1:37:541:37:57

Prove to him that you're his equal? Go on, then, big man. Go and do it.

1:37:571:38:01

You're on your own.

1:38:041:38:05

Does that need salt?

1:38:231:38:25

Anything with a tomato always needs a little pinch of salt.

1:38:251:38:28

Oh, you...

1:38:301:38:31

..you left this.

1:38:331:38:34

You know, my dad, your grandad...

1:38:381:38:43

he used to tell me,

1:38:431:38:45

"Never say you're sorry, son.

1:38:451:38:48

"Keep your head up and never look back."

1:38:481:38:51

But I am, Alice.

1:38:541:38:56

I'm so, so sorry.

1:38:581:39:00

And I'm very glad that you came to see me.

1:39:011:39:05

I wish I hadn't bothered.

1:39:051:39:06

I suppose your mum's told you some pretty bad things about me.

1:39:081:39:11

She said nothing. Nothing good, nothing bad.

1:39:111:39:16

She said whatever she thought about you was none of my business.

1:39:161:39:20

You were my dad and one day, I could make my own mind up about you.

1:39:211:39:26

Well, that was very wise of her.

1:39:261:39:27

Well, I've made my mind up and I don't like you.

1:39:271:39:30

-But you don't even know me.

-I know enough.

1:39:311:39:35

-So she did...

-Whereas Joey...

1:39:351:39:38

Joey always said you was a waste of good air.

1:39:381:39:41

HE CHUCKLES

1:39:411:39:43

Yeah, well he always did have a mouth on him, Joey.

1:39:431:39:46

Said you was up yourself. Quick-tempered.

1:39:461:39:50

Thought you was all that.

1:39:511:39:53

Well, maybe I should be proud of him for speaking his mind.

1:39:531:39:56

She never said it to my face, but I could tell she hated you.

1:39:561:40:00

Two kids, did a runner.

1:40:001:40:03

Not a penny. Not a word.

1:40:031:40:07

She never to my face but...

1:40:071:40:09

I guess just in case you came back.

1:40:111:40:13

How is...

1:40:151:40:16

Is she well?

1:40:181:40:20

You know where she is. Same place she's always been.

1:40:201:40:25

Same place I've been my whole life.

1:40:251:40:28

Listen, Alice...

1:40:281:40:30

..I've done some very bad things. Been in prison.

1:40:331:40:37

Joey told me.

1:40:371:40:38

And I should feel sorry.

1:40:391:40:41

But the thing I'm most sorry about is not being a part of your life.

1:40:421:40:48

Not seeing you as a baby.

1:40:501:40:52

Not seeing you growing up.

1:40:521:40:54

Maybe this is our chance. My chance.

1:40:541:40:58

To put things right.

1:40:581:41:00

Is that why you came to find me?

1:41:001:41:01

Yeah. Yeah, maybe it is.

1:41:011:41:05

Except you didn't come to find me, did you?

1:41:051:41:07

You came to find Joey.

1:41:071:41:10

I was always the other one.

1:41:101:41:12

The one who doesn't exist.

1:41:121:41:13

No, no, no, Alice. No.

1:41:131:41:16

Last night, all I kept thinking about was my little girl coming...

1:41:161:41:20

coming to see me.

1:41:201:41:23

After everything, after all this time,

1:41:231:41:27

she came.

1:41:271:41:28

Well, I wish I hadn't bothered.

1:41:311:41:34

I've got work.

1:41:361:41:38

Is this Marsden? Is this why you're running away?

1:41:481:41:51

There's got to be something wrong with the fuel pump.

1:41:511:41:53

I know she came to see you. What did she say?

1:41:531:41:55

The trouble is, you never know which one it is.

1:41:551:41:57

Phil, I'm worried about you. Come on, I'm worried about Shirley.

1:41:571:42:00

Not my problem.

1:42:001:42:01

She's holed up in that flat over there.

1:42:011:42:03

She's put all Heather's stuff back. It's like a shrine. It's weird.

1:42:031:42:07

-I don't care.

-Yes, you do.

1:42:071:42:08

You love her. I know you love her.

1:42:081:42:11

OK, what about Jay? What about Ben?

1:42:121:42:14

What's he done to deserve this?

1:42:141:42:16

You don't know what you're talking about.

1:42:161:42:18

-He's done nothing.

-Rox, just leave him.

1:42:181:42:20

You're his dad. He's terrified.

1:42:201:42:22

Listen, I ain't taking parenting lessons off of you.

1:42:221:42:25

Running to Portugal, chucking Shirley out. What's happened?

1:42:251:42:28

-What has happened? You're destroying him.

-Oh, am I?

1:42:281:42:30

-Is that right?

-Just leave him, Roxy.

-I'm destroying you?

1:42:301:42:33

-Let's find the fuse.

-Roxy wants to know what's happened.

1:42:331:42:35

Phil, he doesn't need this.

1:42:351:42:36

Butter wouldn't melt in little Ben's mouth, would it?

1:42:361:42:39

-Dad, that's enough.

-Ben, who sent me them letters...

1:42:391:42:41

-He's a boy.

-Ben, who tried to have me sent down...

1:42:411:42:44

He's lost someone that he loves, Phil. Look at him!

1:42:441:42:46

Get in there. Get in there and in ten minutes, we're gone, OK?

1:42:511:42:55

-Aunty Peggy would get this out of you.

-Don't talk about my mother.

1:43:011:43:05

That's why you're going to Grant's, isn't it?

1:43:051:43:07

Don't bring my mum into this.

1:43:071:43:08

-That's why you're going to Grant instead of going...

-Just shut up!

1:43:081:43:11

Shut up! Go! Just go!

1:43:111:43:14

ENGINE SPUTTERS

1:43:161:43:17

Come and see me again, eh?

1:43:191:43:22

Alice? Alice, come and see me next week.

1:43:221:43:25

Look, you've got family you've never even met.

1:43:261:43:28

You've got uncles, you'll like your uncles.

1:43:281:43:32

You've got a lovely aunt, more somewhere.

1:43:321:43:35

And you've got cousins, kids your own age. I know they want to meet you.

1:43:351:43:38

-They know nothing about me.

-Yeah, but I want you to meet them.

1:43:381:43:41

Please, Alice, look, I'm trying here.

1:43:411:43:43

One day, you scare the life out of me and now you won't leave me alone.

1:43:431:43:47

You're my family.

1:43:491:43:52

You're my daughter.

1:43:521:43:54

And I want to get to know you.

1:43:541:43:57

And I want you to know who I am.

1:43:571:44:00

Who's that, then?

1:44:001:44:02

I'm a good man who's done some bad things.

1:44:041:44:07

I'm a man who likes a laugh.

1:44:071:44:11

I'm a man who believes that manners are important.

1:44:111:44:15

I'm a man who'd rather eat pie and mash over a burger, any day,

1:44:151:44:19

but always order a burger over a pizza.

1:44:191:44:23

I'm a man who just wants the chance to get to know his daughter.

1:44:231:44:28

-Cheers, buddy.

-Thank you.

1:44:341:44:35

I don't want him living there, though, do I?

1:44:351:44:38

He ain't coming back to mine. Uncle Jack can have him.

1:44:381:44:41

Or...

1:44:411:44:42

No, no, no. Stop with the or.

1:44:421:44:44

Derek? Sorry, girls, no room at the inn.

1:44:441:44:47

I don't want Tyler talking to him

1:44:471:44:48

cos I kind of like his face the way it is.

1:44:481:44:51

Oh, well, I'll just have to do it myself.

1:44:511:44:54

You sure you don't mind me staying in?

1:44:591:45:01

No. No, it's fine. You sure you don't mind me going?

1:45:011:45:04

Well, there's no point us both missing out.

1:45:041:45:06

I'll stay if you want me to.

1:45:061:45:08

No, you go. Have fun.

1:45:091:45:11

I won't be late.

1:45:111:45:13

Don't wake me up.

1:45:131:45:14

BABY CRIES

1:45:141:45:17

-I should...

-Yeah, me, too.

1:45:171:45:19

Clarkey.

1:45:191:45:22

I love you.

1:45:221:45:23

You more.

1:45:231:45:26

You didn't tell her, did you?

1:45:301:45:32

Once we get out of here, it'll all be all right.

1:45:321:45:35

Somebody took out the fuel pump relay.

1:45:351:45:38

-Wooh, girl!

-Too much?

1:45:411:45:42

Rule number one, there is no such thing as too much.

1:45:421:45:47

Looks like we've got company.

1:45:471:45:48

Didn't say you were going out.

1:45:481:45:50

I thought he knew.

1:45:501:45:51

I thought... a change of scene might be nice.

1:45:511:45:55

I thought that Rahul can look after the pensioners

1:45:551:45:57

and I could spend some time with my hard-working wife.

1:45:571:46:00

You don't have to.

1:46:001:46:01

I want to, Afia, OK? We can celebrate last night's success.

1:46:011:46:06

And I can say sorry for ignoring you. Well, not ignoring you.

1:46:061:46:09

But, you know.

1:46:091:46:11

-It's all right, babe. The more the merrier.

-Yeah?

1:46:111:46:13

Yes, yes, brothers. Are we going to paint this town red?

1:46:131:46:16

Or pink? Or is it lilac?

1:46:161:46:18

Um, mauve? Purple?

1:46:181:46:21

Average heartbeat?

1:46:291:46:31

60 to 90 beats per minute.

1:46:321:46:35

-Dual Carriageway speed limit?

-Is that with or without a caravan?

1:46:371:46:41

A milk float. With a trailer.

1:46:411:46:44

HAMMERING ON DOOR

1:46:451:46:47

So which one of us would be the girl, then?

1:46:501:46:53

You've lost me.

1:46:531:46:54

With the four of us going to the club...

1:46:541:46:56

You know, when they look at us,

1:46:561:46:57

how are they supposed to know which one of us is the girl?

1:46:571:47:00

Isn't that the point? There is no girl.

1:47:001:47:02

-Er, I'm the girl, yeah?

-All right, well not the girl, then.

1:47:021:47:05

Like, who's the catcher and, like, who's the pitcher?

1:47:051:47:08

I don't know. I just want to know.

1:47:081:47:11

-I know what you're playing at. Think I wouldn't find out, eh?

-Just calm down.

1:47:121:47:17

-What, the relay fall out by itself, did it?

-Leave him!

1:47:171:47:20

I want you home now. Home. Now. Come on.

1:47:201:47:21

-What's he doing here?

-Come on, Phil, you're in my house.

1:47:211:47:24

-Dad, come on.

-You've got ten seconds.

1:47:241:47:26

-Oi, out. Come on.

-Nine.

-I ain't coming.

1:47:261:47:28

-Eight.

-Come on, Phil, just get out.

-Seven.

-Dad.

1:47:281:47:31

-I'm not coming.

-Six.

-Just leave him alone, Phil.

1:47:311:47:33

-I am not running to Portugal!

-Portugal?

-Five.

1:47:331:47:36

-You heard him, didn't you?

-Jay. You and me, yeah?

-Four.

1:47:361:47:39

-No. I'm not coming.

-Don't matter what he's done.

-Three.

1:47:391:47:41

-He ain't coming. Get out.

-It's got nothing to do with you.

1:47:411:47:44

-It's my house.

-Two.

-Jay, you're my brother, yeah?

1:47:441:47:47

One.

1:47:471:47:48

DOOR SLAMS SHUT

1:48:041:48:07

Whitney?

1:48:181:48:20

Whit, is that your bag? You ain't moving out are you?

1:48:211:48:25

No, it's mine.

1:48:251:48:27

I'm moving in.

1:48:271:48:30

-Oh, does Bianca or Carol know about this?

-I'll let them know.

1:48:321:48:37

-Don't worry.

-Gone five minutes and you've moved your boyfriend in.

1:48:371:48:40

Well, you ain't my dad, are you?

1:48:401:48:42

Are you sure about this?

1:48:521:48:54

Never been surer.

1:48:541:48:56

Dad! Hold on!

1:48:581:49:00

Dad!

1:49:001:49:03

Dad, please!

1:49:031:49:04

Dad... Dad...

1:49:061:49:08

Thank you very much, cheers.

1:49:121:49:14

Hey. She needed Rusks. I needed hot chocolate.

1:49:171:49:21

You forget something?

1:49:211:49:23

Yep.

1:49:231:49:25

You.

1:49:251:49:26

Thought you needed fun?

1:49:261:49:29

I do. So the sooner we get this little one to sleep...

1:49:291:49:33

..the better.

1:49:361:49:39

Come on.

1:49:391:49:40

So why's he being like that?

1:49:461:49:48

Well, he's just a bully, isn't he?

1:49:481:49:50

What does he think you've done?

1:49:511:49:53

Jay? Come on, just tell me.

1:49:551:49:57

I just can't go back there.

1:50:051:50:07

You go upstairs for the loo only, OK?

1:50:201:50:23

He couldn't get away fast enough, could he?

1:50:511:50:53

Dad, you haven't got to do this.

1:50:531:50:54

Should've thought of that before. You've driven him away, ain't you?

1:50:541:50:58

Driven him away, driven all of them away. Poor, poor little Ben.

1:50:581:51:01

Mummy died, step-mummy hurt him. Do you know what?

1:51:011:51:04

-You make me sick.

-Please, Dad, don't.

1:51:041:51:06

You know what I think sometimes?

1:51:061:51:08

Sometimes, I wish that you'd died in that crash with Kathy.

1:51:081:51:11

Cos it might have been better for all of us. Especially you.

1:51:111:51:16

Cos you've done this, Ben. You've done this.

1:51:161:51:18

All of this is you. And do you know why?

1:51:181:51:21

Do you know why, eh? Because of me.

1:51:211:51:24

Me. Look what I've made you into. Look what I've done.

1:51:241:51:28

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