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Your stag do today, ain't it? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Next time I see you, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
you'll be chained to a lamppost with some dodgy sort! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Just a thought. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
Line that stomach. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
If he misses his wedding... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
We're just going for a quiet drink. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I mean, come with me if you don't believe me. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Oh, no, no, we're just going to get a DVD out or something. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
What are you up to? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
Jay, you know, tonight's going to be sick. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-Good job I'm so well connected. -Bruv, are you forgetting Jack's family? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-You're only on the list cos I got you on there. -I just know I'm going to get licked today, bro. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
He's marrying the love of his life in 24 hours so he'll be out of control. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Will you two shut up and get on with your work? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Know what, I think we're done here. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
No. You ain't done till I say you're done! Now get on with your work. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
We'll just finish it off tomorrow. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Whoa, whoa, Phil, Phil it's cool. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
We ain't going to move from this spot until everywhere's clean. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
And this car's finished? Yeah? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Babe, you ain't seen my money clip, have you? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Don't you even want to know how far gone I am? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-Let's just hold our horses, shall we? -I beg your pardon? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
You haven't even been to the doctor yet, have you? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Are you sure? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
We all set? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Yes. Oscar's at Dot's. I've got all the booze. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-Now all we need is the hen! -Joey's here. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
He said he wanted a quiet one. So you're going to be disappointed. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Behave, will you, Lauren. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Anyway, you're only jealous cos you're not having a hen do. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
They're to be cherished - stag dos. A rare moment of freedom. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
A time to get mullered. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
You do know that Dad's organising this, yeah? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Yeah, course I do. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
And right now he'll just be putting in the finishing touches | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
to his big plan, won't he, eh? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
-Am I sure? -Well, sometimes those things get it wrong, don't they? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
You barely looked at me last night and when you finally do speak, it's "are you sure?" | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
I'm sorry. All right? Bad question. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-I'm just in a rush, ain't I? -It's OK for you. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
You can just go out and get drunk, can't you? While I just sit here. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Probably best in your condition, ain't it? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Max!? There you are! Come on, we're all outside. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-Have you spoke to Jack? -Nah, nah, been trying to call him. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-Can't get hold of him. -We can start without you. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-Nah, nah, it's all right. I'm coming now. -Max. Please. Just an hour? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
I'll see you out there. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Babe, this is going to take more than an hour. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
-Can we just do it tomorrow? -You'll be hungover tomorrow. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
All right, we'll do it the day after. I promise. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
There you are. I've been calling. Thought you'd already started. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
I dropped Denny off at Dot's, and she gave us this look. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Sorry, what? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
You all right? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
So, where were you this afternoon? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Just, you know, with Max. Planning stuff. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Sounds ominous. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
I've never believed in that last night of freedom stuff. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
So there won't be any strippers. I promise. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
DOOR BUZZER BLARES | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
That'll be Max. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Well, this is it. Next time I see you | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
it'll be at the altar. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Can't wait. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
All right, bruv? All set? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-Yes, and keep it low key tonight, will ya? -Yeah. 'Course. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
So we get him as he comes out. Get into teams. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Now, Ian, you get over there with him. Fatboy, Michael, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
-you're with me. -Nice one. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
I loathe stag dos. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
-Joey. -Tyler. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Hey, hey, hey. Easy boys, all right? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
We're all on the same team today, yeah? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
What fun(!) | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Did you and Jack have a nice afternoon, Max? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Uh, yeah, yeah. It was a laugh. Come on, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
the stags are getting restless. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
See you later. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
CHEERING | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
The lamb to the slaughter! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Get him, get him! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Get out of it! Oi, settle down. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
What's the matter with ya? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-Right. Terms and conditions... -Oh, here we go, here we go. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
I'm a 40-year-old-man, all right? I ain't 16. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
So I don't want any funny business. No dodgy birds. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
-This all for Sharon's benefit, eh? -I just want a few drinks with my mates, | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
and go home to my fiancee with a clear conscience. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Shut up. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
What is the matter with you? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
The stags are off. I hope they don't do anything mean to him. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Nah. They're a bunch of old pussy cats. Come on, Bianca! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
I'm just looking for my earrings... Mum, you seen my earrings? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-My gold hooped ones. -Yeah, look, they're by the telly. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-You not coming to the hen night? -No, maybe later. If I feel a bit better. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Come on! Ray's got the kids. When do we ever get a night off? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-I just want a bath and bed. -Leave her alone. Come on, or we'll miss the surprise. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Just wanted me mother to come out. See you later. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
All right, darling. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Feel better, Auntie Carol. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Come on, Alfie, where's the welcoming committee!? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
So this it then, is it? All your best mates? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Don't start, Phil. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Girls! What you doing, you're in the wrong area! Come on. Everyone round here. Let's go! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
-Over here. That's it. -You going to be joining us, Phil? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Help send the old boy off into marital bliss. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
He ain't there yet. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Can I say from the bottom of my heart what an honour it is | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
that you have chosen my humble drinking establishment for your stag do. I thank you. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Where else we going to go? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
I can think of a few places. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Alfie, two hundred pounds. Boys, two hundred pounds behind the bar. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
What was Sharon asking about this afternoon? What you been up to? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
I was with you. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Sorry we're late, fellas. | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Nah, nah, sorry, boys. Sorry don't cut it, I'm afraid. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Come on, forfeit. Forfeit. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Forfeit! Forfeit! Forfeit! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
-Quick! Hurry up! -Sharon here yet? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
No, she'll be here any minute. Quick, get in the front room. Hide, keep your mouths shut. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
-Bagsy hide behind the sofa. -Why do you get the sofa!? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
It's the only thing big enough, babe... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Know when you've been beaten. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
What are they going to be like after they've had a skinfull? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
-Hello. -You don't think Sharon suspects anything, does she? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-Not if you've kept your mouths shut. -All right, Tan. -Quick, in you go! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
I felt so bad lying to Joey earlier. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Oh, that lot can't keep a secret. It was the only way. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Yeah, what they don't know, won't hurt 'em! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Come on, let's have a drink. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
BUZZER BLARES | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Sorry, Tan! Just coming! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
What you doing here? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
It's your last night of freedom, ain't it? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Coming through, excuse me! Excuse me, Jack. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Boys... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Bit early, ain't it? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-There are ten shot glasses there. -Well done, Michael. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
I bet Jack lets you use that till down the gym and everything, eh? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
He's a funny man. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
-Don't tell him that. -I specifically said I didn't want one. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
-I know. I ignored you. -I hate stag dos. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-Jack! Over here. -No, I'm sitting this one out. -Come on, Jack, if we've got to. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
-Yeah, you think I fancy it? -You're a condemned man now! Get over here and act like one. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
What's that supposed to mean? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Jack, calm down. He's only mucking about. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Hello, boys! Your barmaid has arrived! Woo! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
To Jack! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
I'm meant to be at Tanya's. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
So if it's not important... | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
So how comes I don't I get to say goodbye... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
like everyone else? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
I'm not having a hen do. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Tanya's the only one sending me off. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
What did you have in mind? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Jack. On the house. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
Have you read it? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
I'm at my stag do. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Oi, Jack! You're up again! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
You know what, you are getting on my nerves. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Jack, I do understand... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
I burned the letter, all right? Just leave it. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-No, you didn't. I don't believe you. -Fine. Suit yourself. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Don't you want to know what she had to say? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
KNOCKING ON DOOR | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
TANYA GASPS | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Action stations! Quick! Shh! Hide. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Kim! You're all up in my face right now. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
If you don't like it, there's always the coffee table. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
It's all right, everyone. It's only Denise. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Who are you talking to? I can't see anyone in here. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Told you it was a stupid idea to hide. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Why can't we just shout "surprise" when she walks in? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
If she walks in. She's probably stood us up. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-I'll try her again. Where's me phone? -Bet the boys aren't doing anything this silly. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
If Ian has his way they'll all be watching The Apprentice with a lovely cup of tea. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
You and Ian. Really? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
She has got a point, though! You and Ian Beale? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
She's not answering. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
-Maybe she's having second thoughts. -She's got form. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Haven't we all!? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
I'm going to go see where she is. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
Ian?! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
What? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
At our age, Sharon. There ain't going to be no more opportunities. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
No more second, third, fourth chances. This is it. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Why are we back here? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
You've forgotten that kiss? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
It's time you found yourself a nice, single woman. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Like Tanya? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
I've got to go. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
See! You hate the thought of me being with another woman. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Not true. I'm just late... | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
It is, Sharon... | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Just like the good old days, eh? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
Hello? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Hey. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
There you are. I thought we had a date? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Yeah, Phil was just saying goodbye. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Yeah. Bye, then. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
See you. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Is everything OK? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Yeah. Yeah, fine. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Why do you keep cancelling your missus? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Why do you keep lying to yours? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Michael, how are you so bad at this game? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Right, boys, think it was time we was moving on now, yeah? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-Somewhere a little bit more... -Entertaining. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Wait, wait, wait, boys are you saying what I think you're saying? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Who is going put that to the board? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-How is that any of your business? -Well, you're the one who drew me into it. Asking me to back you up. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
-What, and I can't ask my brother that without getting any grief? -It works both ways, don't it! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
Oh, does it? I'll remember that. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Right, senior Stag... Where we off to next? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
There is no next. I told you, we're having a few drinks, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
then we're going home to bed. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-I thought that was just, you know... -Just talk. -Exactly. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
Right. I'm just going to say it - are we going to a strip club or not? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
-How tawdry. -No. All right? There is no strip club. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-What!? -Jack... -Come, Jack, man! -Oh, come on Jack! -Play fair, man. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:51 | |
Leave him alone, boys. He's obviously not up for it. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
We're in London. We're young. Ish. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
And we've been given the green light from the missus-es. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
You know, I don't fancy it. OK. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
He's made his feelings perfectly clear. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
What you talking about? You're supposed to be our buxom barmaid. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Come on, Jack, this is nothing, you ain't even got anything to feel guilty about yet! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
Why don't you just shut up?! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
What, cos you've seen the Hangover twice you're some sort of expert, are you? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:15 | |
Go on then! What's the big plan? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
You going to pour money into a strip club, are you? Make yourself feel big? What next? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
-Poker? -All right, easy, Jack... | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
What you going to do when you lose all your money and everyone's laughing at you? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Punch your way out of it, cos you're a lad?! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Some of us are trying to have a bit of a laugh. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
You have your way and what? I wake up in some dodgy hotel in Leyton, covered in puke, | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
-two grand lighter in me wallet, with some dodgy bird next to me. -Jack, Jack stop it. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-Come on, let's... -No, no, never mind I'll have ruined my wedding. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
But least you lot'd have some nice tale to tell, won't you... | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
about your complete lack of originality. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
-That's a little bit harsh. -He was just having a laugh. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Well, it ain't funny, is it, Ian? I don't find it funny. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
And I don't think your wives will. Or your girlfriends. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Just a goodbye, was it? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Nothing happened, Tan. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Denise won't come out the loo. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-She's probably in there hiding. -Why won't she just say? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Come on, Kim, she must have said something to you. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
So what if she's going out with Ian. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
We should just let her get on with it. It's none of our business. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Kim, come on, what did she say? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Hello? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Oh! Surprise! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
I know you didn't want a lot of fuss but, um... surprise. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
Tanya, thank you so much. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
You're sweethearts all of you! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
There you go. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
What do you want? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
I was just wondering if you fancied a bit of dinner? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Lola's out, thought we could go for a curry. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
I've got some paperwork to do. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-What with tomorrow and everything. -Tomorrow? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Look, I just thought maybe some company might help. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Billy, the day I need your company, | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
is the day I drive to the coast and walk straight into the sea. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
And that's a better option than a curry, is it? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
If you change your mind... | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Oi, come back in, man. It's his stag do. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
And he's full of it, ain't he? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
So? Just brush that off. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
The thing is, yeah, right, it is a fact - it is a FACT - that if he had | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
the chance tonight, yeah, tonight of all nights to get lucky, | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
no one would ever find out, nothing would ever happen, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
he would take that chance. Course he'd take the chance. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
-Any man would take the chance. -That include you!? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Lucky Lauren(!) | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
It's just not your day today, is it? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
No. Tell you what - today ain't Jack's day. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:10 | |
All right. I'm going to have to teach him a lesson. You can help me. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
You what? I'm not getting involved in all that. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
What you talking about - course you're getting involved! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
It's his stag do! It's our duty to do him over! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
That's the whole point of the whole thing, innit! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
All right. What you got in mind? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Hi! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Did I miss the surprise? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
We all did, love. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
What's he doing here!? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
Denise, no! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
You asked! And I'm telling you - girls - the nookie is... | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it... | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Life is never going to be the same again. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
I actually don't appreciate your reaction. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
And I'll have you know that Admiral Beale is a sensitive... | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Now you see, it was Captain Beale with Jane! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
I just promoted him. Hey! You can talk! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
I heard about you and Phil Mitchell?! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
That was just a date, Tan. Weren't it? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Yeah. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
Just tell me who it is! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
-It's my probation officer. -What's he doing going round your house? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Don't know, probably going to talk to me mum about Liam? But it's not good. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
I hope white wine's OK. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Thanks. Happy kids. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
They love their mum. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
With good reason. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
And this is Billie. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Yeah. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
For a long time I couldn't have any pictures up of Emily. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Gets easier, huh? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
With the right help. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
So the stripper will go in. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
I duck behind her, lock the door. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
-Yeah. Then what? -We leave it a little while, then we can all go in, | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
take a load of pictures and stitch him right up. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Dexter, mate, have a look in your phone, see what you can find. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Already on it, bruv. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
What's the matter with you? Thought you were going to give Joey a slap. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Like I said. It's nothing. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
We were just having a laugh. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
If Jack's the saint he says he is... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
we'll go in there and they'll be on the floor playing scrabble. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Right, yeah, if he ain't, if he's actually human, which I expect he is, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
we'll go in there, get some incriminating photographs of him | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
and this will finally have been a proper stag do. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
What if we get him in trouble with the old lady then? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Alfie, this is the whole genius of the whole thing. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
He only gets in as much trouble as he lets himself get into. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
It's all in his hands. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
So to speak! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
OK. What about Max then, eh? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Either we have this conversation in here, right now, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
with all your mates, or we go somewhere else. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
Which is it? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Alfie, you're in charge. All right? Look after the stags. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-Boys. -Cheers, Max. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Lamb to the slaughter that one. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Right, Alfie, you sort out Jack. We'll sort out the stripper. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
OK. Catch up with you later. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
Do your worst. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
Right. How we getting on then, girls? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
-Butch Cassidy! -There's a stripper called "Butch Cassidy"? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Look at what her slogan says - "we'll sort you right out". | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
This is supposed to be temptation? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Oh, hold on, what about... "Siren". | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
ALL: Siren. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
I was thinking we could leave the lads to it. Go and have a quiet drink? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-I think I might just push off. -Come on, it's only early! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Yeah, we just need to go somewhere where there's booze. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Forget mine. I've only got half a bottle of red left. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
-Do me a favour - buy me some time? -We'll go to the club. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Jack, I need to talk to you. Now. Upstairs. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Oh, I can't, I'm going to the club with these two. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Whoa, what's with the sudden rush? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
No, nothing. It's just, um, something about the wedding. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
OK. Well, can't it wait? Good. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Hold on, fellas. Let me grab my coat, give me a sec. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Everything's good. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Don't worry, this won't take long. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
See, I've realised this is a simple yes or no question. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Yeah? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
This isn't about whether or not you want the baby. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
This is about whether or not you want me. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
So, do you want me? Yes or no? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:57 | |
If he thinks he can come over here | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
and interrogate my mum he's got another think coming. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
-Will you calm down? -Calm down? I'm going to report him! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
BIANCA GASPS | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Right, boys, T minus two minutes, yeah? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
What does "T minus" even mean? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Bruvver, who cares, makes us sound like pros! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
This is going to be unreal, boys! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-Shh, keep it down! Jack hears us and the jig's up. -I can't wait! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
Oi, what you doing? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
-Getting the fish. -Just walking. -Stretching the legs and stuff. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Thought you were supposed to be on Jack's stag do? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
Yeah, yeah. That as well. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
-Yeah. -You're up to something, ain't ya? Oh, come on, boys. Put us in it? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:50 | |
-Boys, I think we're busted here. -Really? Are we that obvious? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Nothing gets past you, Billy Mitchell! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
All I can say, Bill, is, uh, is... | 0:22:57 | 0:23:02 | |
..is go and wait by the swings, you stay out the way | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
and...just wait there. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
You're going to stitch him up, ain't ya! I knew it, I knew it! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
Don't worry boys, you can count on me. Swings, yeah? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
-Swings. -Nice one, bruv. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
What a dope. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
-I hope B's all right. -Yeah. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Must be so hard for her looking after three kids. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
I find it hard enough just looking after Scarlett. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-Marriage is no guarantee nowadays. -Nan! You'll give Sharon second thoughts! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
It's all right. You going to marry Joey, Lauren? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Is that even legal? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
I want to get married. You seen Guys and Dolls? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
When Adelaide says she wants a nice home with wallpaper and book ends. That's what I want. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
You all right, darling? You seem a bit quiet? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
I'm fine. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Nothing on your mind? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
Come on, girls, why don't we do this properly, hey? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
I do own a nightclub after all, girls! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Come on then, shall we? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Yeah! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
See, this is more like it. Right. Whose round is it? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Beale? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
MUSIC REVERBERATES IN CLUB | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
Out of the frying pan, into the fire. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
It's all right, not a problem. Let's go in the office? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Let's go. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Well, that's better. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
I better contact Max, let him know where we are. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
Just in case his missus lets him out again. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Great, come on. We'll go and get the beers in. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
All right. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
So no matter what you hear from there, OK, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
do not open the office door. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
-All set. Where is she? -She?! | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
Mate, will you just get him out of here, yeah? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Come on. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-What? I thought I was getting the drinks in? -Well done, Beale. Your timing is impeccable, isn't it, eh? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
DJ TURNS MUSIC DOWN | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-I don't understand. -Don't worry. All will become clear. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
I can't believe we're doing this. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
That is her, bruv! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
Oh, my days. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Bruvver, I thought she was supposed to be crusty?! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Oh, my days she is buff! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
The lovely Siren. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
Text him! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
FOOTSTEPS | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
DJ TURNS MUSIC UP | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Oi! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Stop! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
I gave you a twenty! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Right, I'll be back in a bit. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
Oi! Open up! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
Ian! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
Alfie! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
They've locked it. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
We're trapped. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
-You're the man! -That was funny. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Mate, ran like clockwork! You should've seen it, mate. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
What did!? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Oi... synchronize your watches, will ya? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
How long are we going to leave it? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Just one minute, right, will someone please tell me what's going on!? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
I thought we were a team? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Blud don't know nothing, innit! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Where's Jack? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
We're at R&R, yeah... | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
CHATTER AND LAUGHTER | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
All right, ladies, are we all still here? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
No. Kat and Bianca are still missing. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
-Lola's gone to check on Lexi, I think. -OK, right, | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
I know this isn't exactly what we had planned, right... | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
but I still want plenty of enthusiasm. OK? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
We are still going to give Sharon the send-off she deserves. Yeah? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
Excuse me? Hello? Can you stop texting your men? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
All right. OK. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
-Give up your phones or you're not getting in. -Are you serious!? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Yes, I'm serious! This is going to be a boyfriend-free zone! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
So just give 'em up, ladies! | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
Thank you. Thank you. You're all right, Mum. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:10 | |
Whitney? Thank you. Lauren, bag! | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
Lucy Beale, I do not believe you! | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
Hen party in the house! | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
Bring on the boys and the booze! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
I can't believe my mum did that! How embarrassing. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
Yeah, how am I meant to go without my precious Joey for two hours!? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
Can't believe you're such a liar. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
I'm not a liar! | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
A couple of movies, Sharon. Girls' night in... | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
How did you manage to keep it all so quiet? | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
I didn't tell the boys. Thought you could do with a night without them... | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
-KNOCKING -Oi! Oi! | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
Oi, give it a rest, I'm trying to make a call. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
Well, the bar staff are five feet away. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
They're not going to hear you over the music, are they? Max, it's me. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
Can you call me? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
I'm locked in the office at the R&R. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Cheers. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
-Where are your keys? -I weren't planning on getting locked in. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:03 | |
Yeah, you might want to leave this to me. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
You're going to give yourself permanent damage, way you're carrying on. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
Look, I'm so sorry about this. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
-Shall I go and speak to her? -Do you think that's going to help? | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
I don't know, maybe if I explain... | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
What, that we knew it was a bit wrong but we liked the thrill? | 0:29:20 | 0:29:23 | |
Do you think she'd sympathise with that? | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
No. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:28 | |
I'll go. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:31 | |
Call me... | 0:29:33 | 0:29:34 | |
if you want. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
Wait. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
Was it just a thrill? | 0:29:46 | 0:29:47 | |
No. No, that was a stupid word. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
It was more. And you know that. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
I'm not going to let her stop us seeing each other. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
No? | 0:30:04 | 0:30:05 | |
(No.) | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
I hope she's OK. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:17 | |
Honestly, Kat. Just go back to... the hen... | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
Don't be silly! Just tell me what to do! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
Oh! My hands have all gone numb. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:32 | |
Um... I know! You breathe into a bag! | 0:30:32 | 0:30:36 | |
-I saw it on the telly! -It's supposed to be a paper bag! -He's gone. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:40 | |
Convinced that you're going to report him. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
-I hope you're happy... -Carol. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
I don't know what to do! She can't feel her hands! | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
I still don't get why you couldn't tell me. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
'Cos you'd have given it away that's why. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:30:55 | 0:30:56 | |
Oh, there she is! | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
"Oh, help me I'm trapped in a room on me own with a beautiful woman" | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
"And she won't put her clothes back on!" | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
Boys, boys, we should probably answer that. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
We've had our fun now. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
PHONES RING | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
Oh no, it's only Phil. Sorry, mate, office hours are over. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
I wouldn't have said anything. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
Course not, Ian. You're ice cold. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
Come on then, whose idea was it? | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
Well, I'm not usually one to take the credit, | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
but it was pretty much all my idea, weren't it? Yeah? | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
I've only got Phil again. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
He's going to want us to go back to work. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:31 | |
So, you think it's all right to imprison a man against his wishes? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:36 | |
He's on his stag. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:37 | |
So, it's all right to try and get him into trouble with his fiancee? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
He's on his stag! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Yeah, I know. But what if something happens!? | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
ALL: HE'S ON HIS STAG! | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Let's picture the scene. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
Jack is sitting on the desk, and he's waiting | 0:31:49 | 0:31:53 | |
for Alfie and Ian to come in with a few beers, and a whiskey chaser... | 0:31:53 | 0:31:58 | |
Yeah, and then Siren walks in... | 0:31:58 | 0:32:00 | |
"Oh, oh, sorry... I was just looking for the ladies..." | 0:32:00 | 0:32:04 | |
And then - the door locks. Coat drops... | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
Oh sorry, love. You'll have to put that coat back on. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
I'm on my stag do! | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
So this, Siren... what does she look like? | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
Thought you were against the idea? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
Curious... | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
Those legs go on forever! | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
Billy. I'm stuck in the club office. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
Get down here now, will you? | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
Well, maybe we should call the police. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
You are joking, aren't you? | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
You got anyone else you can call? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
So, that's it, is it? Jay, Billy and Dexter? | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
Well, it looks like we're going to have to call Sharon then. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:50 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:32:52 | 0:32:53 | |
MUSIC: Mousse T 'Horny' | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
If you've got something to say, just come out with it. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
All right. Are you SURE it was just a goodbye? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
I'm positive. If anyone's lying, it's Jack. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:08 | |
He said he was with Max this afternoon. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
Wasn't he? | 0:33:10 | 0:33:11 | |
Well, Max covered for him, but I'm not sure... | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
He was probably just off somewhere | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
doing something romantic for the wedding, you know. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
While you were saying your goodbyes. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
What did I miss? Did I miss anything? | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
No, just Nan dancing! | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
If I was ten years younger, there ain't a bloke in this club | 0:33:25 | 0:33:31 | |
-who wouldn't have tried it on with me. -Ten years? | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
-Oi, watch it. -She's just jealous, Nan. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
She's not having much luck with the boys recently. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
D'you know what? This is not your night. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
Both of you get over yourselves. Or I mean it, you can just go home. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
Look, I think we should call a ceasefire before we get thrown out. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:57 | |
Look, I know I've been winding you up and... I'm sorry. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:02 | |
I'm just... I'm angry at Joey. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
I heard him chatting rubbish to Dexter. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
Do you really think this is going to work, Lucy? | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
What? | 0:34:10 | 0:34:11 | |
I know what you're doing! You want me say, | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
"Oh, what did he say then?" You're just trying to stir stuff up... | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
Actually, I really want us to try to be friends, Lauren. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
Please. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
I'll wait all night for the answer, Max. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
Babe, where's this come from? | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
You looked shell-shocked when I told you, d'you know that? | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
Like I punched you in the face. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:34:40 | 0:34:41 | |
Jack. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
-How many times is he going to call!? -I'm supposed to be the best man. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
Oh, just go. That's clearly what you want to do. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
You let the flat go. Every time I turn the corner Tanya's there... | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
-That ain't my fault, is it? -I tell you I'm pregnant, | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
you clearly can't handle the thought of us having a kid! | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
-Can you just calm down! Please. -How can I!? | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
You still haven't answered the question! | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
Babe, course I want to be with you. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
Course I do. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
Max. It's me. Again. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
Can you call me back, please! | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
-Has she done this? -What, Sharon? | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
Do you think she cares enough about you to want us to be friends? | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
I know she does. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
Well, you'd be amazed how little you come up in the conversation. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
She feels sorry for you, Phil. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
It's pity, it's not affection. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
Ah... | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
Joey. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:39 | |
Joey? | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
This is him. I had a bust up with him earlier. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
-I had to put him in his place. -Looks like he's put you in yours. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:45 | |
What a stag do. Speaking of which... | 0:35:45 | 0:35:51 | |
Sharon keeps a bottle in here somewhere... | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
I don't drink. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:55 | |
Oh, no? Bit of crack maybe? | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
At last! | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
-Maybe it's over here. -What is? | 0:36:11 | 0:36:15 | |
The scotch. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:16 | |
Told you. I don't drink. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
Leave a message, did she? | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
Ronnie? | 0:36:26 | 0:36:27 | |
Oh come on, please. Will you just tell me where Jack is? | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
Rox, I'm afraid I can't do that. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
Alfie, stand firm, mate! | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
Listen, why do you need to talk to him so badly? | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
Well, when you feel like telling me. You give me a shout. OK? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
Right. What happens next? | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
Well, we drink up these and we go and get them out. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Sounds brilliant. I'm going to the toilet. Don't go without me. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
What were you expecting to happen? | 0:36:50 | 0:36:53 | |
We're expecting that Jack isn't the saint he says he is. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
We're expecting that he's in there getting a dirty little lap dance | 0:36:56 | 0:37:00 | |
and we're expecting to capture | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
his grubby little assignation on our phones... | 0:37:02 | 0:37:06 | |
So, you were just having a laugh? You weren't trying to screw him over? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
-And you're surprised no one wants to get you involved! -What? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
It has got to be time, ain't it? | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
Come on boys. Let's go, let's go. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
OK. I promise to send him straight over, all right? | 0:37:19 | 0:37:23 | |
Mwah! | 0:37:23 | 0:37:24 | |
Oi! Joey! | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
One minute I'm having a nice surprise hen do for Sharon | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
at the R&R, the next Lucy tells me that my boyfriend | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
is up to no good in my local! | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
So, you've got girls here, have you? | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
Oh, you blatantly do! Move! | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
Why are you trying to embarrass me in front of the boys? What's wrong with you? | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
Remarkable. He really is 10% carbon life form, 90% waffle. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
-Did you hear that? -What? | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
Where have you locked Jack with the stripper? | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
-R&R. -And didn't she just say | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
they're having a surprise hen do for Sharon in the R&R? | 0:38:02 | 0:38:07 | |
Right, this is the point at which I say good night. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
-Come on, you can't just leave us. -Oh right, so now I'm part of the team? | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
I'm in on it, am I? No. I've got a cake to ice. Good night. Good luck. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:18 | |
-So, wait. What are we going to do? -OK. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
We need to get Max. Right now. Come on. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
-We've only been married a year. -I know. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
There's loads of stuff I wanted to do with you before kids. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
Go travelling. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
Just have some adventures. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
-I just want you all to myself for a bit... -Max! | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
-Max! You here mate!? -Not now, boys. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
-Max, we need your help! -I'm talking to my wife. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
No, Max you don't understand, I need to talk to you... | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
I'm talking to my wife! Out! | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
All that stuff. I mean, it's great if we were 20 | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
but I don't want us to go travelling. Find ourselves. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
I want us to be a family. Be connected. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
Have a little person that looks like you and me. Don't you? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
Sorry, lads. Max is not an option. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
So what we going to do now then? | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
If Sharon finds the two of them locked in there together... | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
-She won't like that much. -What if she calls off the wedding? | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
Come on. Come on. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
Ronnie's getting out of prison, course she's going to call me. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
It ain't as if I answered the phone, is it? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
I don't know why I'm explaining myself to you, anyway. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
-It's none of your business! -She is my cousin, ain't she? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
First her, now you. What a mess. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
What's that supposed to mean? | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
Well, what you and Ronnie went through... | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
I mean, we ain't mates, far from it, but... | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
I ain't messing with that. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
So you're not going to tell Sharon? | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
She don't know Ronnie's getting out. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
I ain't your problem here. Your problem here is you. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
-You was going to answer that. -No. -Yes you were! | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
-If I hadn't been here you would have. -You're way off the mark. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
What you going to do? You're going to marry Sharon? | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
Forget that your ex-wife is out there, waiting for you to call? | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
Here y'are. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
-You feeling better? -Thanks. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:33 | |
How long has it been going on!? | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
Look, I don't see that it's any of your business. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
How long has my mum been lying to my face? | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
-See you later, Kat. -Yep. See you later. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
He understands me, all right? He knows what life is like for me. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:46 | |
So all of a sudden no one else does! | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
I pray that you never have a clue! | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now. | 0:40:56 | 0:41:00 | |
-You're sleeping with him? -It's not like he deals with you any more! | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
And why do think that is then!? | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
Why do you think the one probation officer that I've trusted | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
don't want to work with me no more? | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
Right, guys here's the plan - we're going to go in there | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
and tell the girls we were coming here, anyway | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
-and we think it's best they move on. -Alf, hang on, hang on. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
You think they're going to buy that? Bianca and Kat, | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
Sharon and Tanya? | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
-They're going to pick up their handbags and do one? -Have you got a better idea? | 0:41:24 | 0:41:28 | |
In fact, do you have any idea? No? Exactly. Right, lads. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
Granted, we've had a few drinks and things have gone too far. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
We've messed up. But... | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
repeat - but we do not leave a stag behind. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
-No. -OK? | 0:41:39 | 0:41:40 | |
We're going to go get him out. His marriage depends on it! | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
And, well, so do our lives, I reckon. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:44 | |
So we're going to go in there as a team. No fighting. No moaning. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
We're going to go in there together and bring our boy out. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
OK? Let me hear a yeah! | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
ALL: YEAH! | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
Come on, lets go! | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
Let's go. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
Let's... | 0:42:00 | 0:42:01 | |
Let's go get him! | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
I'll give them another fifteen. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
There you go, Tan. Nice large one! | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
-What you lot doing here? -We could ask the same of you! | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
-Thank you. -What's your problem? | 0:42:17 | 0:42:21 | |
-You're in our spot. -Oh right, oh sorry. How can I put it? Jog on! | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
You're not even supposed to be having a hen. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
Yeah. Lies WERE told. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Oi! Oi! Open up! | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
Let's not get hung up about who lied to who... | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
Exactly. We can't stay in the Vic all night. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
-Jack deserves a proper send off... -So does Sharon! -Where is Jack? | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
-Where's everyone actually? -They're on their way. -Exactly. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
That's why you lot need to GO before they get here. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
-All right? Comprehende? -You're in no position to make a demand. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
-There's no key. Joey must have it. -It's all right. Sharon'll have one. | 0:42:56 | 0:43:00 | |
Yes, yes, all right. Point taken. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
Just call Joey. Get him here, right now. OK? | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
-This is a disaster. Large scotch. -Girls, had you been upfront | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
about this whole hen night, maybe we could've sorted something out. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:12 | |
So, this is all your fault. All right? | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
I know you're not taking that tone with me. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:16 | |
Innit, and we were here first. Possession is nine tenths of the law. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:20 | |
Thanks for leaving me, boys! | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
-Where have you been? -Joey's still not answering. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
Keep trying. Michael? Bit of support here mate. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
Help me out here mate, please? Thank you. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
What about some funds... yeah, funds, to ease the process? | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
-You are joking! -How much? -Lola! | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
Er, what is she doing out here? | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
Your head must be all over the gaffe. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
I can't imagine what you and Ronnie went through. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
You know what, don't bother. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Losing the baby the way you did... No one can. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
What, now? You really want to go there, do you? | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
Not me... not Max. Not Roxy. Not Sharon. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:05 | |
In fact. I would imagine the only person on this entire earth | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
who knows what you went through, knows how you feel... | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
is Ronnie. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
Which is exactly why I never want to see her again! | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
Really? She's getting out now, ain't she? | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
The woman that you fell in love with. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
The woman you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
Your WIFE. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
Ex-wife! | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
Well, let's not go there again, eh? | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
You might not get so lucky this time. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
She can call all she wants, cos I'm never going to see her again. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:37 | |
All right? I'm marrying Sharon. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
In fact, you know what... you can tell her. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
I ain't got nothing to hide. I ain't done nothing wrong. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:45 | |
Well, if that's true, you can prove it, can't you? | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
You could play that message. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
-There you go! -65 quid? -Yeah. -You're joking, ain't ya? | 0:44:57 | 0:45:02 | |
-That don't even cover the taxis, babes. -Get a bus then, girls. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
-So, you Siren, yeah? -Are you the stag? | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
-You was meant to be here half an hour ago. -Jay, who's this? | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
-I don't know. -You're lucky we don't take the money and kick you out! | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
-Why isn't Jack here yet? -He's on his way! | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
Something's not right, Tan. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
-Honestly, she's no one. -No one!? | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
If you're trying to get out of paying me you can think again. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
She ain't here for me, is she! | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
You booked me. You've got 20 minutes. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:30 | |
We doing this out here or you got a private room? | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
Hello. Suddenly it all becomes clear! | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
If you think we're leaving, so you can ogle some stripper... | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
Hang on... if she's... | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
Exactly! | 0:45:39 | 0:45:40 | |
-What exactly? -Exactly. Come on. Talk. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:44 | |
Nah, it's nothing.... | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
No! It is! She's getting married tomorrow. So come on, talk. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
Before bones get broken. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
Life sort of went a bit wrong for me. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
Bad choices. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
I didn't think I'd get a second chance. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
Then I met you. And I couldn't believe it. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Kirsty... | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
And then I got pregnant! And then... well... | 0:46:18 | 0:46:21 | |
what happened, happened and I was OK... | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
I thought I'd had all my second chances. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
I was just trying to be happy, you know? With what I've got. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
Five years ago, I'd have bitten your hand off for this. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
What? Living in a B&B with a used-car salesman? | 0:46:44 | 0:46:47 | |
I count myself lucky every day I wake up with you! | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
But then... I find out I'm pregnant again. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:57 | |
I've got another second chance. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:04 | |
Kirsty, you sure you're ready? After everything... | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
All I want is a family with you. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
It feels greedy to ask for more after everything | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
but I do want more! | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
I want you to want it too. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
That Annette is a proper little fascist. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
Since I've been seeing her, I've not slept, I've not eaten properly... | 0:47:40 | 0:47:43 | |
-you've seen what I've been like! -I know, I know... | 0:47:43 | 0:47:46 | |
And you're all right with that, are you? | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
He just... he just makes me happy. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
But the longer he's with you... in this house, | 0:47:51 | 0:47:54 | |
the more chance he's got of seeing something that he can report! | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
He wouldn't do that! You said yourself that you trusted him! | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
I'm not so sure now! Are you? | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
Are you 100%? | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
Or are you just willing to take that risk? | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
I just can't believe that you could mess with my life like this, Mum! | 0:48:11 | 0:48:15 | |
Just imagine that. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
A little person that looks like us? | 0:48:37 | 0:48:39 | |
More like you, hopefully. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
Don't be silly. You're beautiful. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:48 | |
Oscar'll be well happy if it's a boy. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
Think he'd love a little brother... | 0:48:54 | 0:48:56 | |
gets a bit fed up with his big sisters. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
You mean you want to keep it? | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
(Yeah.) | 0:49:14 | 0:49:15 | |
Babe, can we just get the wedding out the way... | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
give me a chance to tell the girls? | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
You mean tell Tanya. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
That's not unreasonable, is it? | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
Then we'll be all set, won't we? | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
You still ain't told me how far gone you are yet. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:41 | |
Just think about what you're asking me to do. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
I've known Sharon a lot longer than you have... | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
-Yeah, so you're fond of pointing out! -And I care about her. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
And you want me to, what? Watch her marry someone | 0:50:00 | 0:50:02 | |
who's in love with someone else and say nothing? | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
I'm not in love with Ronnie. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:07 | |
Do me a favour! You're all over the gaffe, ain't ya? | 0:50:07 | 0:50:10 | |
If Sharon was marrying me and you knew I was in love with someone else... | 0:50:10 | 0:50:13 | |
what? You'd just say nothing, would you? | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
That ain't going to happen, is it? | 0:50:15 | 0:50:17 | |
See, this is the thing you just do not get. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
All right? Me and Sharon, we've got something special. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
-Something you and her will never have. -You think? | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
No. I know. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
Has it ever occurred to you that you're meant to be with Ronnie? | 0:50:28 | 0:50:32 | |
I mean... of course, you know, after what she did... | 0:50:32 | 0:50:34 | |
her going down and that... | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
of course you split up with her, but she's served her time, ain't she? | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
She's rehabilitated, right? | 0:50:39 | 0:50:42 | |
Where's the sudden faith in the penal system come from? | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
Ain't it time you learnt to forgive her? | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
I have. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:48 | |
That's how I know I'm never going to go back with her. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
No. That's how you know there's a way back! | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
THERE IS NO WAY BACK! | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
Oi! Give me that! Give me it! | 0:50:58 | 0:51:02 | |
Mwah! | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
Oh, here she is. The grass. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
Yeah, least she was sticking up for me! | 0:51:15 | 0:51:17 | |
Why aren't you at the R&R? | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Oh, um, just... got a headache. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:22 | |
Uh, did you say the R&R? | 0:51:24 | 0:51:27 | |
Yeah. We're at the club. I did tell you. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:31 | |
I didn't hear you say that, Lauren. You're actually... | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
-actually at the R&R now, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
-How long you been there? -All night. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
Which does mean I have a free house... | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
Jack!? Jack you in there? I haven't got my key, Tan! | 0:51:56 | 0:51:59 | |
-Someone must have one... -Michael? | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
-No, I've had mine confiscated. Joey? -I've left it in the Vic. My coat! | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
-You lot get Phil's message as well? -Not now, Billy. -Hold on - what message? | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
-He's locked in the office. -What? -What? | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
-So's Jack! -What? They've been locked in there all this time? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
Sharon, I promise you, this weren't the plan. Boys... will you tell her? | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
-You really want us to tell her the plan now, yeah? -You idiots! | 0:52:17 | 0:52:20 | |
Tan. They're going to kill each other. Jack! | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
Will someone please turn the music down! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
Jack! | 0:52:25 | 0:52:26 | |
Turn it off, turn it off! | 0:52:26 | 0:52:30 | |
CROWD GROANS | 0:52:30 | 0:52:31 | |
GLASS BREAKS | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
Will somebody help me? Please! | 0:52:33 | 0:52:34 | |
Girls, get out the way, get out the way. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
Give me it! | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
JACK GROANS | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
She wants to see you. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
"Again", Jack. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
ALFIE GROANS | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Look, wait! Wait. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
-It's gone quiet. -Tan, that is NOT good. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
-Get out of the way. Let me have a go. -Careful.. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
-She said 'again'. -'Jack!' | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
OK, look. I went to see her. This afternoon. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:25 | |
But it was to say goodbye. She's getting out of prison in a few weeks. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
She was my wife! Look, please. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
Phil. We said goodbye forever. I swear to you. We said goodbye. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:36 | |
Yeah, well, there's goodbyes and there's goodbyes. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
-'Jack!' -You think Sharon's going to be grateful | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
if you ruin our marriage, do ya? | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
Look, Phil, you can't say anything. All right? Promise me you won't. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:49 | |
Jack! You all right? | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
-What have you done? -Nothing. We're fine. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:59 | |
Aren't we, Phil? | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
So are you going to tell me what was said last night? | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
Or do I have to drag it out of you? | 0:54:29 | 0:54:30 | |
Look, mate, it was only meant to be a laugh. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
Nice one. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
Remind me to lock you in a room with a pit-bull on your stag-do, yeah? | 0:54:37 | 0:54:40 | |
We'll have a right laugh then, won't we? Well, go on. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:43 | |
I got bigger things to worry about than you today. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:46 | |
-See you at the wedding, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:48 | |
Max, can you get over here as quick as you can, please? | 0:54:59 | 0:55:02 | |
You told him, didn't you? About the kiss? | 0:55:08 | 0:55:11 | |
Why are you asking me, eh? | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
Why aren't you over there, asking him? | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
Oh, I get it. You don't want to let on there might be something wrong just in case I kept my mouth shut. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
Just answer the question, Phil. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
Shouldn't you be putting a face pack on or getting Tanya to plait your hair, or something? | 0:55:24 | 0:55:28 | |
Don't joke with me. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:29 | |
You're marrying a bloke who uses more hair products than Kat and Dot put together. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
-If that ain't a joke, I dunno what is. -Is that what really bothers you about him? His hair? | 0:55:33 | 0:55:37 | |
I ain't finished yet. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
Just tell me what was said and I'll be out of here. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
Do you really think all you got to worry about is | 0:55:42 | 0:55:46 | |
whether I told him about some kiss? | 0:55:46 | 0:55:48 | |
Look at yourself. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
You're just a sad old man living in the past. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:56 | |
I don't care how long we've known each other, or what we've been through. | 0:55:56 | 0:56:00 | |
You ruin today for me and I will never forgive you. Ever. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:05 | |
Dunno why he wants you round there so early. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
Well, cos it's his wedding day, innit? | 0:56:15 | 0:56:17 | |
Sometimes blokes get a bit nervous, need a little chat, | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
sit down, something to drink. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:22 | |
Come back to bed. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:26 | |
Babe, look, I know we got stuff going on. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:31 | |
I know we got things to talk about. Can we just get through today? | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
You mean sit at the back, so you and Tanya hardly know I'm there? | 0:56:34 | 0:56:38 | |
Well, go on - don't want to keep your brother waiting. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:42 | |
Didn't expect to see you in here on your big day. | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
Wedding day or not, I can't do anything without my caffeine fix. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
Listen, can I nip round before the wedding? I know you've got a lot to do, but it won't take long. | 0:57:03 | 0:57:08 | |
-Yeah, course, Carol, you're welcome anytime. -Thank you. | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
-Mum! -Now that is what I call a nice welcome. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:14 | |
Mum asked me to take them to the park for a bit, get them running around. | 0:57:14 | 0:57:18 | |
Calm them down before the ceremony, you mean? | 0:57:18 | 0:57:21 | |
She's been trying to call you for, like, an hour. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:23 | |
My phone must be switched off, Abi. | 0:57:23 | 0:57:25 | |
-I got you this. -Denny, I don't think you're supposed to give her that till later. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
It's your something new. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:31 | |
-Jack helped me choose it. -Did he? | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
Oh, darling, it is so gorgeous. I'll wear it later, yeah? | 0:57:33 | 0:57:38 | |
I saved up my pocket money. Uncle Jack gave me the rest. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
Thank you. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:44 | |
-Right, come on, you two, we better get going. -See you later. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
Oh! | 0:57:50 | 0:57:51 | |
-SHE HUMS: -Mm, mm, mm, mm! | 0:57:55 | 0:57:57 | |
Jean, please - PLEASE can you just take it down a notch? | 0:57:57 | 0:58:01 | |
Oh, excuse me for trying to spread a little bit of cheer. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:05 | |
Girls, will you give it a rest before I lock you in an office? | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
-There won't not be a Superman around to kick the door down. -Superman? | 0:58:07 | 0:58:10 | |
-Listen, Tyler told me you bounced off that door like a rubber ball... -Oh, shut up! | 0:58:10 | 0:58:14 | |
-..and he had to come and save you. -Don't listen to Tyler. | 0:58:14 | 0:58:16 | |
Let me tell you something - I loosened it, all right? | 0:58:16 | 0:58:18 | |
I'd love to have been a fly on the wall in that office. What Phil and Jack were talking about. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:22 | |
I bet it was something like knitting patterns or who can pull | 0:58:22 | 0:58:25 | |
the best angry face. | 0:58:25 | 0:58:26 | |
Oh, I've got to go and take Amy to Jack's. | 0:58:29 | 0:58:33 | |
All right. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:34 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
Will you get that, darling? | 0:58:36 | 0:58:37 | |
Is that the cake? | 0:58:42 | 0:58:43 | |
I expect it to have lots of tiers and a little sugar bride | 0:58:43 | 0:58:47 | |
and a little sugar groom. | 0:58:47 | 0:58:49 | |
Well, I wasn't up all night making a Victoria sponge now, was I? | 0:58:49 | 0:58:52 | |
Thanks for letting us set up in here, Alfie. | 0:58:52 | 0:58:54 | |
Why that club hasn't got a kitchen, I don't know. | 0:58:54 | 0:58:57 | |
Different priorities. You missed a belter last night. | 0:58:57 | 0:58:59 | |
After you left it went from, what, stag night to a fight club. | 0:58:59 | 0:59:02 | |
Well, that's what happens when you let lunatics take over the asylum. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:07 | |
Talking of lunatics, where do you want me, Chef? | 0:59:07 | 0:59:10 | |
-Did you get that extra help I asked for? -Due in half an hour as requested. | 0:59:10 | 0:59:14 | |
Right, well, I've got a very special job for you, Jean. | 0:59:14 | 0:59:16 | |
If you don't think you're up to it, just say. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:19 | |
Sausages. | 0:59:19 | 0:59:21 | |
At the moment, they're sausages. | 0:59:21 | 0:59:22 | |
But when you've finished with them, they'll be sausages on sticks. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:26 | |
Have fun. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:27 | |
Lunatic! | 0:59:30 | 0:59:31 | |
Sorry, I stepped out for a breath of fresh air | 0:59:33 | 0:59:36 | |
and the door shut behind me. | 0:59:36 | 0:59:37 | |
Tell the truth. | 0:59:37 | 0:59:38 | |
Hm? | 0:59:38 | 0:59:40 | |
-You saw what she had planned for you and you legged it, didn't you? -Eh? | 0:59:40 | 0:59:44 | |
And there she is! I thought you'd done a runner on us. | 0:59:44 | 0:59:47 | |
-Yeah. As if, Mum. -Yeah, I know it's a bit cheesy and everything, | 0:59:47 | 0:59:51 | |
but I thought it'd be nice to make an effort, have a bit of fun before the serious bit. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:54 | |
I thought we'd done the hen night. | 0:59:54 | 0:59:56 | |
You mean you've never had leftovers the morning after the night before? No? It gets better. There's more. | 0:59:56 | 1:00:01 | |
Madam, would you like to come with me? | 1:00:01 | 1:00:04 | |
Oh, Tan! | 1:00:07 | 1:00:09 | |
Run. Seriously. | 1:00:10 | 1:00:12 | |
Do you mind? I've got a baby yoga class to get to. | 1:00:18 | 1:00:21 | |
Have you said anything to her? | 1:00:21 | 1:00:23 | |
By her, are you talking about the ex-missus or the missus-to-be? | 1:00:23 | 1:00:27 | |
If you think anything of Sharon, you'll keep that shut, all right? | 1:00:27 | 1:00:31 | |
-I love her. -You love her? | 1:00:31 | 1:00:33 | |
Is that what you said to Ronnie as well, is it? That you love her? | 1:00:33 | 1:00:36 | |
Everything all right? | 1:00:36 | 1:00:38 | |
Sort him out, will you? | 1:00:38 | 1:00:40 | |
I ain't going to beg you. | 1:00:40 | 1:00:42 | |
What was that all about? | 1:00:47 | 1:00:48 | |
That's got the knots out. | 1:00:58 | 1:00:59 | |
Happy Sharon and Jack's wedding day, everyone! | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
Is it too much to ask for just a little bit of peace and quiet round here? | 1:01:03 | 1:01:06 | |
Just ignore her. She's hung-over. You'd think she'd be used to it by now! | 1:01:06 | 1:01:09 | |
Right, you'd better take over here. | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
We'd better get a move on if we're going to get to the R&R for three o'clock. | 1:01:11 | 1:01:14 | |
Look, no offence, Sharon, but this whole wedding thing, it just - well, it just seems a bit pointless to me. | 1:01:14 | 1:01:19 | |
Lauren! Button it. | 1:01:19 | 1:01:21 | |
It's all right, Tan, she's entitled to her opinion. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:24 | |
All I know is, is Jack's the most decent man I've ever met. | 1:01:24 | 1:01:28 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Oh, sorry. | 1:01:28 | 1:01:30 | |
Mind you, even the most decent bloke's entitled to kick off | 1:01:30 | 1:01:33 | |
when Phil Mitchell picks a fight on your wedding day. | 1:01:33 | 1:01:37 | |
Jack kicked off with Phil? | 1:01:37 | 1:01:39 | |
There we go. All done! | 1:01:44 | 1:01:46 | |
What's next? | 1:01:46 | 1:01:47 | |
Jean, I really would prefer it if the sticks were in dead centre. | 1:01:49 | 1:01:52 | |
It's a professional pride thing. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
Right... Chef. | 1:01:55 | 1:01:58 | |
Aw, Amy! Don't you look lovely? | 1:02:08 | 1:02:11 | |
-Like a little princess. -She does. I'm just going to take her to Jack's, OK? I won't be long. | 1:02:11 | 1:02:15 | |
-Yeah. Listen, is everything all right between you two? -Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? | 1:02:15 | 1:02:19 | |
Last night it seemed like there was something going on. I'm quite happy to patch it up if you want. | 1:02:19 | 1:02:23 | |
Granddad, please - it's fine, OK? Stop worrying. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
OK. How about I take Amy over, and you get your feet up, yeah? | 1:02:25 | 1:02:30 | |
You're so good to me. | 1:02:30 | 1:02:31 | |
Come to Uncle Alfie, then. | 1:02:33 | 1:02:34 | |
Let me go and get my coat and we'll go and see Daddy. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
You're my little princess, aren't you? | 1:02:36 | 1:02:38 | |
Now would be a good time to unburden yourself. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:45 | |
-Mitchell's got me over a barrel. -We'd worked that out. About what? | 1:02:48 | 1:02:51 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR Hello. Special delivery. | 1:02:51 | 1:02:56 | |
Is that my gorgeous little darling? You look beautiful. | 1:02:56 | 1:03:01 | |
Come in here, look. | 1:03:01 | 1:03:02 | |
-Cheers, mate. -Back in a minute. -I feel I should say something, considering you're getting married. | 1:03:02 | 1:03:07 | |
How about head for the nearest exit, don't spare the horses? | 1:03:07 | 1:03:10 | |
-Listen, I spent the best years of my life married. -Yeah. And me. | 1:03:10 | 1:03:13 | |
Well, it ain't exactly my first spin round the dance floor, either, is it? | 1:03:13 | 1:03:16 | |
-Didn't think I'd be going back there. Not after the last time. -Relax. | 1:03:16 | 1:03:20 | |
I mean, the odds of you catching another nutter are pretty remote. | 1:03:20 | 1:03:23 | |
You pick the right one, it'll be the best thing you ever do. | 1:03:23 | 1:03:25 | |
If you don't pick the right one, do like Max - pick a couple. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:28 | |
Anyway, listen, good luck to you, yeah? Good luck. | 1:03:28 | 1:03:32 | |
Fellas, I'll catch you later. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:34 | |
See you later. | 1:03:34 | 1:03:35 | |
Cheers, Alfie. | 1:03:36 | 1:03:38 | |
So, you going to fill us in, or what? | 1:03:39 | 1:03:43 | |
I saw Ronnie. | 1:03:43 | 1:03:46 | |
And Phil knows. | 1:03:47 | 1:03:49 | |
What were you saying, Poppy? | 1:03:55 | 1:03:57 | |
You mean about preferring hairspray over mousse? | 1:03:57 | 1:03:59 | |
Cos mousse is just really sticky... | 1:03:59 | 1:04:01 | |
No, darling, darling - about Jack and Phil? | 1:04:01 | 1:04:04 | |
Did you hear what they were saying? | 1:04:04 | 1:04:06 | |
No. I mean, I was quite far away, anyway. | 1:04:06 | 1:04:10 | |
Actually, it did remind me of one of those nature programmes where | 1:04:10 | 1:04:14 | |
you see the stag doing, um - what do you call it? Um... | 1:04:14 | 1:04:18 | |
Rutting. Funny word, rutting. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:21 | |
Ain't one you hear a lot of, is it? | 1:04:21 | 1:04:24 | |
You look lovely. Can I have a word? | 1:04:24 | 1:04:27 | |
We've got a problem. | 1:04:33 | 1:04:35 | |
Oh, no, you're kidding. We're going to have to call someone. | 1:04:35 | 1:04:38 | |
I know this might all be just one big laugh to you | 1:04:38 | 1:04:40 | |
but it's actually Sharon's big day. | 1:04:40 | 1:04:42 | |
And I don't want it ruined. | 1:04:42 | 1:04:44 | |
What's the problem? | 1:04:44 | 1:04:46 | |
OK, so the party planners think we said next week. There's going to be no decorations, there's going to be | 1:04:46 | 1:04:50 | |
absolutely nothing in that club to make it look nice. What am I going to do? | 1:04:50 | 1:04:54 | |
Just...carry on getting your nails done. | 1:04:54 | 1:04:56 | |
Oh, right, yeah, cos that'll help. | 1:04:56 | 1:04:58 | |
Just finish getting your nails done, | 1:04:58 | 1:05:01 | |
just go put your dress on, do your hair and leave the rest to me. | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
Oh, right, because I am so selfish | 1:05:06 | 1:05:08 | |
and miserable I couldn't possibly help anyone else out. | 1:05:08 | 1:05:12 | |
Oh, sorry. Thank you, thank you. | 1:05:12 | 1:05:14 | |
Where's she gone? | 1:05:18 | 1:05:20 | |
That way. | 1:05:20 | 1:05:22 | |
Jack, it's me. Can we meet? | 1:05:24 | 1:05:27 | |
At the playground, soon as you can, yeah? | 1:05:29 | 1:05:32 | |
She wants to see me. | 1:05:37 | 1:05:38 | |
Ta-da! | 1:05:44 | 1:05:47 | |
Every little stick is slap bang in the middle of every little | 1:05:47 | 1:05:51 | |
sausage as requested. | 1:05:51 | 1:05:53 | |
I've also taken the liberty of arranging them | 1:05:53 | 1:05:55 | |
in symmetrical rows for that "professional" look. | 1:05:55 | 1:05:58 | |
-I'm really impressed. -Good. | 1:06:00 | 1:06:02 | |
So, can I move on to something a little bit more advanced now? | 1:06:02 | 1:06:06 | |
Yeah, you could, um...you could put the pate on the oatcakes. | 1:06:06 | 1:06:09 | |
-Jean! -Ah, that'll be our waiting staff! | 1:06:09 | 1:06:12 | |
Yeah, the pate's in the fridge, | 1:06:12 | 1:06:14 | |
the oatcakes are... Are you having a laugh? | 1:06:14 | 1:06:17 | |
Shirley has got heap-loads of experience in the catering industry. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:20 | |
A chicken shack is not in the catering industry! | 1:06:20 | 1:06:23 | |
That's the last time I give you extra chicken nuggets. | 1:06:23 | 1:06:26 | |
For goodness' sake, she needs the money. Give her a chance. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:28 | |
No. I'm not letting her finger my buffet! | 1:06:28 | 1:06:31 | |
Oh, the pair of you, just get out of here. | 1:06:31 | 1:06:33 | |
If you want something doing properly, do it yourself. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:36 | |
You going to be like this all day? | 1:06:46 | 1:06:47 | |
It depends how long you keep thinking about yourself and not care less about me or my kids. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:51 | |
That's all I ever do, think about you. | 1:06:51 | 1:06:53 | |
Do you know, I could go back to prison? | 1:06:53 | 1:06:54 | |
One word from him and that's it. It wouldn't have to be right. | 1:06:54 | 1:06:57 | |
-It wouldn't have to be fair. -All right, just calm down. | 1:06:57 | 1:07:00 | |
I'm going to phone Steve, all right, later and tell him I'm going to end it. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:03 | |
I won't see him any more. Look, I'm sorry, love. | 1:07:03 | 1:07:06 | |
If I'd known that this would upset you this much, | 1:07:06 | 1:07:08 | |
I never would have started it. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:10 | |
Look, come with me and take this over to Sharon before the wedding. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:16 | |
All right. | 1:07:18 | 1:07:19 | |
I'll tell Whit to keep an eye on the kids. Whit! | 1:07:21 | 1:07:24 | |
Bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, ain't it? | 1:07:36 | 1:07:39 | |
We can handle it. Can't we? | 1:07:39 | 1:07:42 | |
What is it? What's so urgent? | 1:07:43 | 1:07:46 | |
Tell me you love me, Jack. | 1:07:49 | 1:07:51 | |
What? | 1:07:51 | 1:07:52 | |
Just tell me you love me. Promise. | 1:07:52 | 1:07:55 | |
Yeah, course I do. Promise. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:57 | |
Is something wrong? | 1:08:01 | 1:08:03 | |
No. | 1:08:03 | 1:08:04 | |
No, I just wanted you to know, that as far as I'm concerned, this is it. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:11 | |
Me and you. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:13 | |
Just us. And I love you. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
Love you, too. See you at the altar. | 1:08:18 | 1:08:22 | |
Phil, it's me. | 1:08:34 | 1:08:36 | |
It don't make me feel good, keeping secrets from Jack. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:40 | |
'He's only ever been honest with me. | 1:08:40 | 1:08:43 | |
'But thanks for not saying anything.' | 1:08:43 | 1:08:45 | |
You raiding the bargain bin? | 1:08:55 | 1:08:56 | |
This might look like some old, tatty Christmas decorations that | 1:08:56 | 1:09:00 | |
Denise has just found at the back of her shop | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
but it is actually wedding decorations. | 1:09:02 | 1:09:05 | |
Enjoy the day. | 1:09:08 | 1:09:10 | |
-Why, aren't you coming? -Probably show my face later. | 1:09:10 | 1:09:12 | |
You don't know anything about decorating, do you? | 1:09:14 | 1:09:17 | |
He ain't told her. | 1:09:26 | 1:09:29 | |
Well, good. Course he ain't. You told Ronnie it's over. | 1:09:29 | 1:09:31 | |
-Sharon ain't got nothing to worry about. -He's right, Mitchell's bluffing. | 1:09:31 | 1:09:34 | |
Right, let's forget about all that. Put your suit on, | 1:09:34 | 1:09:38 | |
get a smile on and we'll get you to the church on time. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:42 | |
I'm getting married. | 1:09:44 | 1:09:45 | |
Yeah. I'm getting married! | 1:09:48 | 1:09:51 | |
Right, come on, then. | 1:09:55 | 1:09:56 | |
-Sorry. -There you go. Here she is. | 1:10:00 | 1:10:02 | |
I told you she wouldn't be long. | 1:10:02 | 1:10:03 | |
-I know you've got a million things to be getting on with. -Weddings, eh? | 1:10:03 | 1:10:06 | |
When me and Ricky got married I felt like I was going to be sick most of the day. | 1:10:06 | 1:10:10 | |
But I couldn't let a Branning wedding go ahead without checking you had all the necessary. | 1:10:10 | 1:10:14 | |
Now, these were my mum's. | 1:10:14 | 1:10:16 | |
I know you've got the blue bit sorted. | 1:10:16 | 1:10:18 | |
Something old and borrowed, yeah? | 1:10:18 | 1:10:20 | |
Well, it's the least I could do. | 1:10:20 | 1:10:22 | |
You and Dennis are family now. | 1:10:22 | 1:10:23 | |
-Thank you, Carol. -Do you feel like you want to go to wee a lot? -Bianca! | 1:10:23 | 1:10:27 | |
-What? I was going like a racehorse when we got married. -So, what time's the ceremony? | 1:10:27 | 1:10:31 | |
-Three on the dot. -Yeah - that's if we get your hair and make-up done. | 1:10:31 | 1:10:34 | |
-Well, we better get back. -Yeah, let's go. See you later. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:36 | |
-See you later. -Bye. See you in a bit. | 1:10:36 | 1:10:38 | |
Everything all right? | 1:10:40 | 1:10:42 | |
That's twice you've run out on me today. | 1:10:42 | 1:10:44 | |
Well, actually, Tan, everything's great. | 1:10:44 | 1:10:46 | |
Yeah? Let's get ready then. | 1:10:46 | 1:10:50 | |
What's that for? | 1:10:55 | 1:10:56 | |
If Lexi's going to the wedding she's got to look the part, ain't she? | 1:10:56 | 1:10:59 | |
-I thought Lexi was staying with you? -Well, now I'm telling you to take her. | 1:10:59 | 1:11:03 | |
So YOU'RE going now? | 1:11:03 | 1:11:05 | |
Don't tell me you're going to turn up at the wedding, Phil, and just cause trouble. | 1:11:05 | 1:11:09 | |
Trust me, when I've said my piece there ain't going to be no wedding. | 1:11:09 | 1:11:13 | |
It's not exactly Westminster Abbey, is it? | 1:11:20 | 1:11:24 | |
And that lot ain't going to help much either. | 1:11:24 | 1:11:27 | |
I've worked in enough clubs to know | 1:11:27 | 1:11:29 | |
there's plenty of junk around from old parties. | 1:11:29 | 1:11:31 | |
If you know where to look. Come on. | 1:11:31 | 1:11:34 | |
Handsome devils, ain't we? | 1:11:40 | 1:11:43 | |
Well, two out of three ain't bad. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:45 | |
I know you can't be referring to me. Look at this face. | 1:11:45 | 1:11:48 | |
Well, when you two girls are quite finished, we've got a wedding to be getting to. | 1:11:48 | 1:11:52 | |
Yeah, hard to believe sometimes. I love Sharon, she loves me. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:57 | |
When you got that, nothing else matters. | 1:11:57 | 1:12:00 | |
I've just been sick in my mouth. | 1:12:00 | 1:12:02 | |
Listen, I'm getting married today. | 1:12:02 | 1:12:04 | |
And nothing's going to stop me, all right? Not even you. Ready? | 1:12:04 | 1:12:07 | |
Yeah. | 1:12:07 | 1:12:09 | |
What about her? | 1:12:10 | 1:12:12 | |
Agh! | 1:12:13 | 1:12:14 | |
I hope you don't mind me barging in, but I thought maybe you could | 1:12:17 | 1:12:20 | |
do with a bit of help, you know, and a bit of company for Abi. | 1:12:20 | 1:12:23 | |
And we could maybe take the boys over for you. | 1:12:23 | 1:12:25 | |
Yeah, that's a great idea. That's very thoughtful of you. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:28 | |
That's all right. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:29 | |
Here you go, Grandma. | 1:12:29 | 1:12:31 | |
Oh! Well, maybe, seeing as it's Sharon's wedding. | 1:12:31 | 1:12:34 | |
Mind you, we used to get married in a church, not in a nightclub. | 1:12:34 | 1:12:37 | |
Cheers. | 1:12:37 | 1:12:40 | |
Well? | 1:12:40 | 1:12:41 | |
Darling, you look lovely. | 1:12:41 | 1:12:43 | |
You look gorgeous. | 1:12:43 | 1:12:44 | |
Why aren't you wearing white, Sharon? Oh, yes... | 1:12:44 | 1:12:48 | |
But you look lovely. | 1:12:50 | 1:12:51 | |
Don't scrub up too bad for an old girl, do I? | 1:12:51 | 1:12:54 | |
Jack's not going to know what's hit him. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:57 | |
Phil, this is wrong. You know it is. | 1:12:57 | 1:12:59 | |
Just look after Lexi, will you? | 1:12:59 | 1:13:01 | |
What is it? What? Do you think you love her? | 1:13:01 | 1:13:04 | |
You just have to let her make her own decisions, all right? | 1:13:04 | 1:13:08 | |
All right, mate? After a bit of the old Dutch courage, are you? | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
Yeah. I'm thinking more a change of clothes | 1:13:16 | 1:13:19 | |
and a tissue with some spit on it. Roxy about? | 1:13:19 | 1:13:22 | |
Yes, upstairs, mate. Go and help yourself. Bealey! | 1:13:22 | 1:13:25 | |
-Yeah? -You ready with that cake, mate? | 1:13:25 | 1:13:27 | |
Yeah, I'll get it boxed up in a sec. | 1:13:27 | 1:13:29 | |
-Oh, great. Don't mind if I help myself, do you? -No, go on. | 1:13:29 | 1:13:32 | |
-Eurgh! -What? | 1:13:35 | 1:13:37 | |
Ooh! I dunno how to tell you this, mate... | 1:13:37 | 1:13:39 | |
Ooh! Oh...oh, no! | 1:13:42 | 1:13:46 | |
There we go. All better. | 1:13:46 | 1:13:48 | |
-Look, I know you probably don't want to talk about this... -Then don't bring it up, Rox. | 1:13:50 | 1:13:54 | |
I have to. She's my sister. | 1:13:54 | 1:13:57 | |
Look, I did what you wanted, all right? I saw her. We talked. It's done with. | 1:13:57 | 1:14:00 | |
Amy, do you want to go and play in your room? | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
How did she take it? Was she upset? | 1:14:05 | 1:14:08 | |
You can find out for yourself when you see her. | 1:14:08 | 1:14:11 | |
D'you know, I can't believe she's actually getting out, | 1:14:11 | 1:14:14 | |
like she's going to be stood right here. Well, not right here, but... | 1:14:14 | 1:14:17 | |
Look, have you told Alfie yet? | 1:14:17 | 1:14:19 | |
No. Pathetic, innit? | 1:14:19 | 1:14:22 | |
Here I am telling you to face up to your past, and I can't even bring | 1:14:22 | 1:14:25 | |
myself to tell Alfie that my own sister's getting out of jail. | 1:14:25 | 1:14:29 | |
Well, maybe he'll be all right with it. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:32 | |
Mm. Maybe he won't. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:35 | |
Maybe he'll remember exactly who he's going out with. | 1:14:35 | 1:14:38 | |
I'm starting a new life, Rox. Ron's got a chance to start one herself. | 1:14:39 | 1:14:43 | |
And that's what she needs to be doing, not dwelling in the past. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:47 | |
Jack. | 1:14:49 | 1:14:52 | |
Promise me you love Sharon like you loved Ronnie. | 1:14:52 | 1:14:55 | |
You promise me you ain't settling. | 1:14:56 | 1:15:00 | |
Yeah, I promise. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:02 | |
Come on. | 1:15:02 | 1:15:03 | |
This is the last thing I'll say about it, but... | 1:15:15 | 1:15:19 | |
I mean, it isn't so much to ask, is it? | 1:15:19 | 1:15:23 | |
To be taken seriously? | 1:15:23 | 1:15:26 | |
I take you seriously, Jean. | 1:15:26 | 1:15:30 | |
Except when you're talking rubbish and acting weird. | 1:15:30 | 1:15:32 | |
Jean? Jean? Oh, Jean, | 1:15:32 | 1:15:36 | |
look, I've messed up big time, OK? | 1:15:36 | 1:15:37 | |
I've been so focused on the wedding cake right...I've mixed up all | 1:15:37 | 1:15:40 | |
the ingredients and I've seasoned everything with sugar instead of salt. | 1:15:40 | 1:15:44 | |
Look, everything's ruined. | 1:15:44 | 1:15:45 | |
Mm. What a pickle. Pity we don't give a stuff, innit? | 1:15:45 | 1:15:50 | |
Please, Jean. Look, I really need your help. | 1:15:50 | 1:15:53 | |
Please? | 1:15:53 | 1:15:55 | |
You all right, Tan? This can't be easy for you. | 1:16:05 | 1:16:09 | |
No. Course, I'm thinking about it, you know, the wedding, | 1:16:09 | 1:16:13 | |
Kirsty, the whole mess. But... you don't need to worry about that. | 1:16:13 | 1:16:16 | |
Today, me and Max are going to be in the same room, | 1:16:16 | 1:16:18 | |
there's going to be no shouting, no aggro, all right? It's time to look forward, not back. | 1:16:18 | 1:16:22 | |
Oh, look at that. How sweet is that? | 1:16:22 | 1:16:24 | |
People can be so lovely, can't they? | 1:16:24 | 1:16:27 | |
Oh, Tanya. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:28 | |
-Thank you. -That is...oh, that is so sweet. -You look beautiful. | 1:16:28 | 1:16:31 | |
Thank you. Cheers, babe. I feel like queen for the day, Tan. | 1:16:31 | 1:16:35 | |
Well, if you can't be centre of attention on your own wedding day, | 1:16:35 | 1:16:38 | |
-when can you? -This is very true, Tanya. | 1:16:38 | 1:16:40 | |
I was wondering what the appeal was of having the ceremony in the club. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:56 | |
Now I know. | 1:16:56 | 1:16:59 | |
Don't you think we should wait? | 1:16:59 | 1:17:01 | |
Cheers. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
Come on, then. You deserve a drink after all your hard work. | 1:17:03 | 1:17:07 | |
-To be honest, it was fun. -Yeah, it was, weren't it? Thank you for helping me out. | 1:17:07 | 1:17:10 | |
I know you probably didn't feel like it. | 1:17:10 | 1:17:13 | |
Any time. | 1:17:13 | 1:17:14 | |
Oi, babe! What do you think you're doing? | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
Why don't you go find Tanya? Let me worry about me. | 1:17:20 | 1:17:23 | |
I want to talk to Sharon. | 1:17:29 | 1:17:31 | |
No, I don't think so. She's getting married in a minute. | 1:17:31 | 1:17:33 | |
Trust me, Sharon. You're going to want to hear this. | 1:17:33 | 1:17:36 | |
I'll be right behind you, Tan. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:38 | |
Well? | 1:17:44 | 1:17:45 | |
What? | 1:17:57 | 1:17:59 | |
Wow! Darlin', it looks fantastic! | 1:18:03 | 1:18:06 | |
She's done a great job, hasn't she? | 1:18:06 | 1:18:08 | |
I'm sorry I ever doubted you. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:11 | |
Just a day full of surprises, isn't it? | 1:18:11 | 1:18:13 | |
You and Dad looked a bit off earlier. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:19 | |
Oh, it was nothing. | 1:18:19 | 1:18:21 | |
Just some barney we've had rumbling since this morning. | 1:18:21 | 1:18:24 | |
Since when does he care whether you drink or not? | 1:18:24 | 1:18:27 | |
He doesn't. | 1:18:27 | 1:18:29 | |
Didn't look like it to me. | 1:18:29 | 1:18:32 | |
And then I thought, | 1:18:36 | 1:18:38 | |
there's only one reason a bloke don't want his wife drinking. | 1:18:38 | 1:18:44 | |
Deny it, go on. | 1:18:44 | 1:18:46 | |
Don't say anything. Please. Not yet. | 1:18:46 | 1:18:48 | |
I need another drink. | 1:18:56 | 1:18:58 | |
You, er... | 1:19:13 | 1:19:14 | |
You look beautiful. | 1:19:17 | 1:19:19 | |
Well, it is my wedding day. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:20 | |
Well, come on. | 1:19:22 | 1:19:24 | |
You've come all the way over here. You must have something to say. | 1:19:24 | 1:19:28 | |
Don't think I've ever seen you lost for words before. | 1:19:30 | 1:19:34 | |
Come on, Phil. Whatever you've got to say, just say it. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:37 | |
Phil! | 1:19:40 | 1:19:41 | |
Congratulations. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:54 | |
Will you give us a minute? | 1:20:12 | 1:20:13 | |
Yeah. | 1:20:13 | 1:20:15 | |
He just wanted to wish me luck, that's all. | 1:20:18 | 1:20:21 | |
-Really? -Yes. | 1:20:21 | 1:20:24 | |
Please don't marry him just to prove you're over Phil. | 1:20:25 | 1:20:27 | |
Or out of spite or pride or whatever else. | 1:20:27 | 1:20:31 | |
If you don't love him enough, now's the time to walk away. | 1:20:31 | 1:20:34 | |
-Trust me, it'll be better for both of you in the long run. -I swear to you, I love him. | 1:20:34 | 1:20:38 | |
I love Jack and I want to marry him. | 1:20:39 | 1:20:42 | |
Great. Better get you out there, then. | 1:20:45 | 1:20:47 | |
It's perfect. | 1:20:59 | 1:21:01 | |
Please stand. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:06 | |
MUSIC: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Andy Williams | 1:21:06 | 1:21:09 | |
# You're just too good to be true... # | 1:21:12 | 1:21:15 | |
It's little Lexi. | 1:21:15 | 1:21:17 | |
# Can't take my eyes off you | 1:21:17 | 1:21:21 | |
# You feel like heaven to touch | 1:21:21 | 1:21:24 | |
# I want to hold you so much | 1:21:24 | 1:21:28 | |
# At long last, love has arrived | 1:21:28 | 1:21:32 | |
# And I thank God I'm alive | 1:21:32 | 1:21:36 | |
# You're just too good to be true | 1:21:36 | 1:21:40 | |
# Can't take my eyes off you. # | 1:21:40 | 1:21:43 | |
Please be seated. | 1:21:43 | 1:21:45 | |
I'm sorry, Sharon. | 1:21:46 | 1:21:47 | |
I can't marry you. | 1:21:50 | 1:21:51 | |
What are you doing? | 1:21:56 | 1:21:57 | |
Sharon, I'm sorry. | 1:21:57 | 1:22:00 | |
Follow me. | 1:22:02 | 1:22:03 | |
So, what's wrong? Has someone said something? | 1:22:23 | 1:22:28 | |
Phil? He's been stirring, hasn't he? You can't believe a word he says. | 1:22:29 | 1:22:34 | |
It's not Phil. | 1:22:34 | 1:22:35 | |
Then what? | 1:22:35 | 1:22:37 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:38 | |
For what? | 1:22:38 | 1:22:40 | |
Jack? | 1:22:40 | 1:22:42 | |
I just can't do this. | 1:22:43 | 1:22:45 | |
What do you mean, you can't do this? | 1:22:45 | 1:22:47 | |
You could do it this morning, yesterday, last week. | 1:22:47 | 1:22:51 | |
Yeah, I know, I know. And I'm sorry. | 1:22:51 | 1:22:52 | |
Stop saying that. Has something happened? | 1:22:52 | 1:22:55 | |
No. Not really, no. | 1:22:57 | 1:22:59 | |
Is there someone else? | 1:22:59 | 1:23:01 | |
-No. -Well, then, what, Jack? Come on, please. Talk to me. | 1:23:01 | 1:23:05 | |
I've just got this feeling. | 1:23:05 | 1:23:07 | |
Feeling? It's our wedding day! | 1:23:09 | 1:23:12 | |
You were the one who proposed, | 1:23:12 | 1:23:13 | |
you were the one driving this relationship. | 1:23:13 | 1:23:15 | |
And all of a sudden you've got a feeling? | 1:23:15 | 1:23:17 | |
I know. I know, and I'm sorry. | 1:23:17 | 1:23:20 | |
OK, look, it's fine. It's fine. You're nervous, that's all. | 1:23:22 | 1:23:27 | |
Come on, have a drink, calm your nerves. | 1:23:27 | 1:23:30 | |
Then we can go back in there, | 1:23:30 | 1:23:31 | |
apologise for the delay and get on with it. | 1:23:31 | 1:23:34 | |
Sharon. No. | 1:23:34 | 1:23:36 | |
Because of a feeling? | 1:23:36 | 1:23:38 | |
What, you don't love me sort of feeling? | 1:23:38 | 1:23:42 | |
I do. I do. | 1:23:42 | 1:23:45 | |
I did. Something's happened. | 1:23:45 | 1:23:49 | |
So there is someone else. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:52 | |
Ronnie's getting out. | 1:23:55 | 1:23:57 | |
Right. So what? You're running off with the child snatcher? | 1:23:59 | 1:24:05 | |
Come on, I don't want this to get ugly, Sharon. | 1:24:05 | 1:24:07 | |
Too late. So where are you meeting her? | 1:24:07 | 1:24:10 | |
Prison gates, or has she got a police escort to the airport? | 1:24:10 | 1:24:13 | |
It's nothing like that, all right? I told her it's over. | 1:24:13 | 1:24:15 | |
For ever. | 1:24:15 | 1:24:17 | |
Oh, you've seen her? When? | 1:24:17 | 1:24:20 | |
Yesterday. | 1:24:22 | 1:24:24 | |
You lied to me. And you're lying now. | 1:24:25 | 1:24:28 | |
No, I'm not. | 1:24:28 | 1:24:29 | |
Well, if you're not going off with her, why are you doing this? | 1:24:29 | 1:24:33 | |
Because I realised it's not enough. | 1:24:34 | 1:24:37 | |
What isn't? | 1:24:37 | 1:24:38 | |
What we have, Sharon. I don't...I don't love you like I loved her. | 1:24:38 | 1:24:43 | |
How did he seem earlier? | 1:24:48 | 1:24:50 | |
Well, I don't know, like Jack. | 1:24:52 | 1:24:54 | |
He's not exactly the touchy-feely type. | 1:24:54 | 1:24:57 | |
I just never thought he'd be the one to do this. | 1:25:00 | 1:25:03 | |
What? So she was having doubts an'all? | 1:25:03 | 1:25:06 | |
No, it's just a shock, isn't it? | 1:25:06 | 1:25:09 | |
Do you think that someone ought to go in? | 1:25:09 | 1:25:12 | |
You know, see if they're all right. | 1:25:12 | 1:25:15 | |
I don't know. Be your funeral, Dot. | 1:25:15 | 1:25:17 | |
What are you doing? | 1:25:23 | 1:25:25 | |
You worried I'm going to get drunk and start blabbing? | 1:25:25 | 1:25:29 | |
Why is it such a big secret anyway? | 1:25:30 | 1:25:33 | |
It's not. Your dad just wanted to tell everyone the right way. | 1:25:33 | 1:25:37 | |
Ah, Dad's idea. What a surprise. | 1:25:37 | 1:25:41 | |
Reckon he's having a wobble? | 1:25:48 | 1:25:50 | |
Nah. They're probably just, you know, having a little chat. | 1:25:50 | 1:25:54 | |
Probably just sorting out what they're having for tea. | 1:25:54 | 1:25:57 | |
KIM LAUGHS | 1:25:57 | 1:25:59 | |
I'm going to get him home, he's got a bit of a fever. | 1:25:59 | 1:26:01 | |
It's my night to have him, remember? | 1:26:01 | 1:26:03 | |
If he's feeling better later I'll bring him over, | 1:26:03 | 1:26:05 | |
if not, I'll let him sleep, all right? | 1:26:05 | 1:26:07 | |
All right. Whatever's best for the little fella. Give me a kiss. | 1:26:07 | 1:26:10 | |
-Oi, give me a kiss. See you, buddy. -Bye. -Bye-bye. Be good. | 1:26:10 | 1:26:13 | |
What was that supposed to mean? | 1:26:19 | 1:26:21 | |
Dad putting off making a decision, it's classic Branning. | 1:26:21 | 1:26:24 | |
Just look at Jack. | 1:26:24 | 1:26:26 | |
Decision? | 1:26:26 | 1:26:28 | |
I never meant to hurt you, Sharon. | 1:26:33 | 1:26:35 | |
You're an amazing woman, all right? You deserve to be happy. | 1:26:36 | 1:26:41 | |
I'm just sorry I can't be the man to make it happen. | 1:26:41 | 1:26:44 | |
I'll go and tell the registrar it's off, shall I? | 1:26:47 | 1:26:50 | |
Wait. | 1:26:51 | 1:26:53 | |
Does it matter? | 1:26:55 | 1:26:56 | |
So what if I'm not Ronnie to you? | 1:26:58 | 1:27:02 | |
Maybe you're not the love of my life either. | 1:27:02 | 1:27:04 | |
What are you saying? | 1:27:07 | 1:27:08 | |
Well, we're not exactly kids any more, are we? | 1:27:08 | 1:27:11 | |
How many times do you expect to find that kind of love? | 1:27:11 | 1:27:14 | |
Once, twice - if you're lucky. | 1:27:14 | 1:27:17 | |
Comes a point when you have to accept | 1:27:18 | 1:27:20 | |
that it's never going to happen again. | 1:27:20 | 1:27:23 | |
So what, we settle? | 1:27:25 | 1:27:27 | |
Well, you can call it that if you like, Jack. | 1:27:27 | 1:27:30 | |
But I'd say what we have is pretty good, you know. | 1:27:30 | 1:27:33 | |
We get on, we care about each other, we make each other happy. | 1:27:33 | 1:27:39 | |
And that other sort of love - it's dangerous - it doesn't end well. | 1:27:39 | 1:27:44 | |
What we've got is so much more... | 1:27:45 | 1:27:48 | |
More what? | 1:27:50 | 1:27:51 | |
Realistic. So come on, what's the alternative? | 1:27:51 | 1:27:56 | |
We both end up on our own? | 1:27:56 | 1:27:59 | |
Two lonely old people with nothing but faded memories | 1:27:59 | 1:28:01 | |
to keep us company? | 1:28:01 | 1:28:03 | |
SHE HUMS WEDDING MARCH | 1:28:13 | 1:28:15 | |
Grow up, Shirley, will you? | 1:28:17 | 1:28:18 | |
SHE CONTINUES HUMMING | 1:28:19 | 1:28:22 | |
No, it feels wrong. Marriage isn't a compromise, Sharon. | 1:28:26 | 1:28:31 | |
At least not in my book. I'm sorry. I really am. | 1:28:31 | 1:28:35 | |
So that's it, you're washing your hands? | 1:28:35 | 1:28:38 | |
What else can I do? | 1:28:38 | 1:28:40 | |
What about my son? What about the promises you made him? | 1:28:40 | 1:28:44 | |
Because messing me about's one thing, | 1:28:44 | 1:28:46 | |
but you do not do that to a six-year-old. | 1:28:46 | 1:28:48 | |
-I'll talk to him. -Oh, as easy as that, is it? | 1:28:48 | 1:28:51 | |
Sharon, you're upset. Why don't you go home, lie down? | 1:28:51 | 1:28:54 | |
I'm not ill. | 1:28:54 | 1:28:56 | |
I'll go and tell them. You don't have to face them. | 1:28:56 | 1:28:58 | |
Don't you dare. I'll do it. | 1:28:58 | 1:29:00 | |
If that's what you want. I'll take Amy home. | 1:29:02 | 1:29:06 | |
No. No, you'll go when I say. | 1:29:06 | 1:29:09 | |
You what? | 1:29:09 | 1:29:10 | |
It's the least you can do, don't you think? | 1:29:10 | 1:29:13 | |
Well, for what it's worth, I thought he was a bit off on his stag, | 1:29:13 | 1:29:16 | |
only I didn't see this coming. | 1:29:16 | 1:29:18 | |
I did. | 1:29:18 | 1:29:19 | |
Yeah? Well that's typical, isn't it, eh? | 1:29:19 | 1:29:22 | |
So what's your twisted theory this time, eh, buddy? | 1:29:22 | 1:29:25 | |
-Hardly coincidental. -What's that? | 1:29:25 | 1:29:27 | |
Ronnie getting out and suddenly he gets cold feet. | 1:29:27 | 1:29:30 | |
Imagine having your do in your ex-wife's gaff? It's creepy. | 1:29:30 | 1:29:33 | |
You can almost...you can feel her presence. | 1:29:33 | 1:29:36 | |
Ronnie's getting out? | 1:29:36 | 1:29:38 | |
Yeah. | 1:29:39 | 1:29:41 | |
Well, who told you, then? | 1:29:41 | 1:29:43 | |
Jack. | 1:29:43 | 1:29:45 | |
How long have you known? | 1:29:47 | 1:29:49 | |
Not long, not long. This morning. | 1:29:49 | 1:29:51 | |
Roxy not mentioned it, no? Clearly. | 1:29:51 | 1:29:53 | |
Alf! | 1:30:02 | 1:30:04 | |
Look, you don't have to do this. | 1:30:09 | 1:30:11 | |
Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for the delay. | 1:30:17 | 1:30:20 | |
But there's been a change of plan, I'm afraid. | 1:30:20 | 1:30:23 | |
Jack and I have come to a mutual decision, | 1:30:23 | 1:30:26 | |
and we're not getting married after all. | 1:30:26 | 1:30:29 | |
Mum? | 1:30:29 | 1:30:30 | |
Hey, it's OK. Come here, darling. | 1:30:30 | 1:30:32 | |
We're all still friends, aren't we, Jack? | 1:30:32 | 1:30:35 | |
Yeah, right. | 1:30:35 | 1:30:37 | |
Panic over, the cavalry's arrived! Everything all right? | 1:30:40 | 1:30:45 | |
Listen, Jean, there's been a change of plan. | 1:30:45 | 1:30:47 | |
There won't be any wedding so we won't be needing food. | 1:30:47 | 1:30:50 | |
Yes, we will, please, Jean. | 1:30:50 | 1:30:52 | |
We can't let all that effort go to waste, can we? | 1:30:52 | 1:30:55 | |
And we'd love you all to stay for a party anyway. | 1:30:55 | 1:30:58 | |
Right, Jack? | 1:30:58 | 1:31:00 | |
Yeah, right. Yeah. | 1:31:00 | 1:31:02 | |
Well, come on, who's died? | 1:31:03 | 1:31:06 | |
Joey, clear the chairs away so we can have a dance, yeah? | 1:31:06 | 1:31:09 | |
It's a free bar. And the food looks fantastic, so come on. | 1:31:09 | 1:31:14 | |
Let's party. Come on. | 1:31:14 | 1:31:16 | |
MUSIC: "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang | 1:31:16 | 1:31:19 | |
Tell Uncle Jack I'm going to see Liam. | 1:31:19 | 1:31:23 | |
I'm going to come with you. | 1:31:23 | 1:31:25 | |
-You don't want to stay for the party? -No, thanks. | 1:31:25 | 1:31:28 | |
Did you not check your phone? I've been ringing you. | 1:31:34 | 1:31:36 | |
-No, I can't talk, these are really late. -Where's Alfie? | 1:31:36 | 1:31:39 | |
With you? | 1:31:39 | 1:31:41 | |
I think I might have put my foot in it. | 1:31:41 | 1:31:43 | |
Jack mentioned Ronnie... | 1:31:43 | 1:31:45 | |
Michael, you idiot! | 1:31:45 | 1:31:47 | |
Sorry. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:49 | |
Clever move, avoiding the circus at the R&R. | 1:31:51 | 1:31:54 | |
Circus? | 1:31:54 | 1:31:56 | |
Never mind. | 1:31:56 | 1:31:58 | |
So, come on, then, what? Has she been playing away? | 1:32:02 | 1:32:05 | |
-No, nothing like that. -Well, then, what? | 1:32:05 | 1:32:08 | |
It's complicated, Max. | 1:32:08 | 1:32:10 | |
Why are we all standing about like lemons? | 1:32:10 | 1:32:12 | |
Don't ask me. She's the one who insisted on carrying on. | 1:32:12 | 1:32:16 | |
Women. Never react how you expect, do they? | 1:32:16 | 1:32:19 | |
You all right, Jack? | 1:32:19 | 1:32:20 | |
If this has got anything to do with the whole Phil thing | 1:32:23 | 1:32:26 | |
last night, I know it got out of hand. | 1:32:26 | 1:32:28 | |
Joey, get over yourself. | 1:32:28 | 1:32:29 | |
I'm hardly going to call the wedding off cos of your stupid prank, am I? | 1:32:29 | 1:32:33 | |
Right. So you called it off, then, did you? Yeah? | 1:32:33 | 1:32:36 | |
Are you all right? | 1:32:40 | 1:32:41 | |
-Yeah, yeah, fine. -Let's go and have a little chat somewhere, shall we? | 1:32:41 | 1:32:44 | |
Darling, do you want a drink? | 1:32:44 | 1:32:46 | |
All right, it's not a race. | 1:32:50 | 1:32:52 | |
Mark my words, couple of hours | 1:32:52 | 1:32:55 | |
and she'll have a face full of snot and mascara. | 1:32:55 | 1:32:59 | |
Buffet'll be up the wall. | 1:32:59 | 1:33:01 | |
Jack, he'll be limping out of here with a great big shiner. | 1:33:01 | 1:33:04 | |
You're all horrible, callous women, you are. | 1:33:04 | 1:33:06 | |
Ignore my sister, she's had a sense of humour bypass. | 1:33:06 | 1:33:10 | |
Yeah. And it's heading this way. | 1:33:10 | 1:33:12 | |
Is Sharon OK? | 1:33:15 | 1:33:16 | |
Don't know. She won't stand still long enough for me to find out. | 1:33:16 | 1:33:19 | |
All this is going to go to waste. | 1:33:19 | 1:33:21 | |
It's good, I can't get enough of it. | 1:33:21 | 1:33:24 | |
You look lovely. | 1:33:24 | 1:33:25 | |
Thank you. | 1:33:27 | 1:33:29 | |
Max, can I have a word? | 1:33:37 | 1:33:39 | |
Babe, I'm sorting my brother out. Can't it wait? | 1:33:39 | 1:33:41 | |
Not really. | 1:33:41 | 1:33:42 | |
Well, what? | 1:33:44 | 1:33:46 | |
Lauren knows. | 1:33:46 | 1:33:47 | |
Now she's necking champagne like it's an Olympic sport. | 1:33:49 | 1:33:52 | |
What did you tell her for? | 1:33:52 | 1:33:53 | |
I didn't. She guessed when you got funny about me drinking. | 1:33:53 | 1:33:57 | |
All right, don't worry, I'll sort it out. | 1:33:57 | 1:34:00 | |
Tan, how's Sharon? | 1:34:08 | 1:34:10 | |
How do you think? | 1:34:10 | 1:34:11 | |
No, it's just that Jack asked me if you could keep an eye on her. | 1:34:11 | 1:34:14 | |
Oh, really? How thoughtful of him. | 1:34:14 | 1:34:16 | |
Yes, course I will, | 1:34:16 | 1:34:18 | |
but right now I'm more worried about out daughter's liver. | 1:34:18 | 1:34:21 | |
-It's all right, I'll look after her. -Yeah? -Yeah. | 1:34:21 | 1:34:24 | |
You all right, Lauren? | 1:34:30 | 1:34:31 | |
Lauren? | 1:34:33 | 1:34:35 | |
Is the free bar still going or has Lauren drunk it all? | 1:34:40 | 1:34:43 | |
It's no big deal. | 1:34:48 | 1:34:51 | |
No big deal? | 1:34:51 | 1:34:53 | |
The woman that made our life hell is getting out of prison | 1:34:53 | 1:34:56 | |
-and you say it's no big deal? -I didn't mean it like that. | 1:34:56 | 1:34:58 | |
What I mean is, she's not going to come here. | 1:34:58 | 1:35:00 | |
-She can't hurt us any more. -Is that right, Kat? | 1:35:00 | 1:35:02 | |
And you know that for a fact? | 1:35:02 | 1:35:04 | |
When that letter landed on your doormat, what, | 1:35:04 | 1:35:07 | |
you know for a fact that Ronnie's going to stay away, do you? | 1:35:07 | 1:35:09 | |
-No. -No, of course not. Or is it you thought I wouldn't care? | 1:35:09 | 1:35:12 | |
Alfie's not important enough to tell, right? | 1:35:12 | 1:35:14 | |
-Don't be stupid, Alfie. -No, just... | 1:35:14 | 1:35:16 | |
This is why I got in touch with the solicitor. | 1:35:16 | 1:35:18 | |
What is it you said to me? Don't worry, Alfie, you can trust me. | 1:35:18 | 1:35:21 | |
You don't know the meaning of the word. | 1:35:21 | 1:35:23 | |
-So it was up to me to tell you? -Yes, it was. Yes, it was. | 1:35:23 | 1:35:26 | |
What about your girlfriend? | 1:35:26 | 1:35:27 | |
The one you live with, the one whose sister done this to us | 1:35:27 | 1:35:30 | |
in the first place, you don't think it was her job to tell you? | 1:35:30 | 1:35:34 | |
-Where is Tommy now? -He's upstairs. | 1:35:34 | 1:35:37 | |
The arrangement we had, it's my night to have him. | 1:35:37 | 1:35:40 | |
Tonight is my night, OK? | 1:35:40 | 1:35:41 | |
You're blowing this out of proportion. He's not well. | 1:35:41 | 1:35:43 | |
I know what to do when he's not well. | 1:35:43 | 1:35:46 | |
I don't want him disturbed. | 1:35:46 | 1:35:47 | |
He's with me now. It's fine. He's with me tonight. | 1:35:47 | 1:35:49 | |
Alfie! | 1:35:49 | 1:35:51 | |
Do you remember when you were little | 1:35:51 | 1:35:53 | |
and you used to sneak into my bed at night? | 1:35:53 | 1:35:55 | |
No. | 1:35:55 | 1:35:57 | |
Well, you did. | 1:35:57 | 1:35:58 | |
And I'd have to sing to you | 1:35:58 | 1:36:00 | |
and stroke your hair to get you back to sleep. | 1:36:00 | 1:36:03 | |
Why can't you just marry Jack? | 1:36:03 | 1:36:05 | |
Well, it's complicated, darling. | 1:36:06 | 1:36:08 | |
I'm hungry. | 1:36:08 | 1:36:10 | |
You OK? | 1:36:12 | 1:36:14 | |
-Must be confused. Poor little thing. -He's fine, Tan. | 1:36:16 | 1:36:20 | |
I didn't mean...sorry. Sharon, are you all right? | 1:36:20 | 1:36:23 | |
-Please...please don't, Tan. -What? -I don't need your pity. | 1:36:23 | 1:36:27 | |
No, it's me, Sharon. I'm your mate. You don't have to pretend. | 1:36:27 | 1:36:30 | |
Well, I'm not. | 1:36:30 | 1:36:31 | |
It was never going to work out, so it's best it happens now. | 1:36:31 | 1:36:35 | |
Did he say why? | 1:36:35 | 1:36:37 | |
I said, didn't I? It was mutual. That's life. | 1:36:37 | 1:36:41 | |
Do you want to come and stay with me for a bit? | 1:36:41 | 1:36:44 | |
What? And form the jilted wives' club? | 1:36:44 | 1:36:46 | |
Just thought we could support each other. | 1:36:46 | 1:36:50 | |
No, it's best I don't. For Denny. | 1:36:50 | 1:36:54 | |
Right, well, you don't have to decide now. | 1:36:54 | 1:36:56 | |
The offer's there, isn't it? | 1:36:56 | 1:36:58 | |
Well, I'll be out in a sec, OK? | 1:36:58 | 1:37:00 | |
I know you're upset, but you can't just take him. | 1:37:05 | 1:37:07 | |
Please. Just one night. Let him stay with me tonight, yeah? | 1:37:07 | 1:37:10 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:37:10 | 1:37:12 | |
Michael told me. I figured you'd be here. | 1:37:17 | 1:37:19 | |
It's her you've got the issue with, not me. | 1:37:19 | 1:37:21 | |
She's right, OK? Let's just go home and let's talk. | 1:37:21 | 1:37:24 | |
Please? | 1:37:24 | 1:37:26 | |
Let me take him back upstairs. He's tired. | 1:37:26 | 1:37:28 | |
I'll bring him over tomorrow. | 1:37:29 | 1:37:32 | |
I love you, Tommy. I love you so much. | 1:37:40 | 1:37:44 | |
Be a good boy for Mummy, yeah? I'll see you tomorrow. | 1:37:44 | 1:37:48 | |
Come on, darling. Come on. | 1:37:50 | 1:37:52 | |
Lauren, look, I know it must be a big shock for you, all right? | 1:38:07 | 1:38:10 | |
But please, please, just keep it to yourself. | 1:38:10 | 1:38:13 | |
I don't want you upsetting your mum and Abi. | 1:38:13 | 1:38:16 | |
Right. Are you going to tell them, then? | 1:38:16 | 1:38:18 | |
Of course I'm going to tell them. When the time's right. | 1:38:18 | 1:38:22 | |
Oh, let me guess, what, when she's in labour? | 1:38:22 | 1:38:25 | |
She's got a point. | 1:38:25 | 1:38:26 | |
Mum! | 1:38:28 | 1:38:29 | |
-Lauren! Lauren! -Get off me. | 1:38:29 | 1:38:32 | |
Don't look at me, I'm with your dad on this one. | 1:38:32 | 1:38:35 | |
Really? Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure about that? | 1:38:35 | 1:38:39 | |
Lauren. Lauren, don't do this. | 1:38:39 | 1:38:41 | |
Right, then, who's going be the lucky girl? | 1:38:41 | 1:38:43 | |
Well, come on, it's just a bit of fun. Come on. | 1:38:43 | 1:38:49 | |
Abi, get over here. Come on. | 1:38:49 | 1:38:52 | |
I'll look after these. Go on. | 1:38:52 | 1:38:54 | |
That's it, gather round. Come on, Tan. | 1:38:54 | 1:38:56 | |
Wouldn't go for it if I were them. | 1:38:56 | 1:38:59 | |
Cursed. | 1:38:59 | 1:39:00 | |
Are you ready, girls? Are you steady? | 1:39:02 | 1:39:05 | |
Bet you're pleased with yourself, aren't you? | 1:39:15 | 1:39:18 | |
What are you on about? | 1:39:18 | 1:39:19 | |
What, you mean you haven't heard? | 1:39:19 | 1:39:21 | |
Come on, Lauren. Let's get you home. Come on. | 1:39:25 | 1:39:30 | |
Wait. I'll do that. You go and tell Tanya about the baby. | 1:39:30 | 1:39:34 | |
-No. Not now. -Why not? -It's not a good time, is it? | 1:39:34 | 1:39:38 | |
-Fine, I'll do it. -Kirsty, don't be stupid. | 1:39:38 | 1:39:40 | |
What, you going to keep Lauren in a cave for the entire pregnancy? | 1:39:40 | 1:39:44 | |
Fine, all right. I'll tell her now. Look after Lauren, yeah? | 1:39:46 | 1:39:50 | |
Like I said, it was a mutual decision. | 1:39:59 | 1:40:01 | |
I weren't born yesterday, Jack, and I've known that girl long | 1:40:01 | 1:40:05 | |
enough to know that there's something hiding behind that smile. | 1:40:05 | 1:40:09 | |
What am I supposed to do? | 1:40:09 | 1:40:11 | |
Stop her making a fool of herself. | 1:40:11 | 1:40:13 | |
Sharon, don't you think it's time to call it a night? | 1:40:18 | 1:40:21 | |
Why? I'm having a good time, thank you. | 1:40:21 | 1:40:24 | |
Look, people are talking, all right? You're not fooling anyone. | 1:40:24 | 1:40:27 | |
They can say what they like. I'm enjoying myself, OK? | 1:40:27 | 1:40:30 | |
Right, I'm going to take Amy home. | 1:40:30 | 1:40:32 | |
MUSIC: "Everything I Do" by Bryan Adams | 1:40:32 | 1:40:34 | |
Denny! Denny, darling. Come on, come and dance with Mummy. | 1:40:34 | 1:40:38 | |
It's our favourite song. Come on, baby. | 1:40:38 | 1:40:41 | |
Jack! | 1:40:41 | 1:40:43 | |
Come here, darling. | 1:40:43 | 1:40:45 | |
Here we go. | 1:40:45 | 1:40:47 | |
Don't want to miss this one. | 1:40:47 | 1:40:49 | |
Come on, everyone. Tan? | 1:40:50 | 1:40:54 | |
We'd better have a little dance. For Sharon. | 1:40:59 | 1:41:02 | |
Don't go. | 1:41:14 | 1:41:16 | |
Denny, I've got to take Amy home. She's tired. I'll see you soon. | 1:41:18 | 1:41:21 | |
Stay. | 1:41:21 | 1:41:23 | |
Let him go, darling. We don't need Jack to have fun. | 1:41:23 | 1:41:26 | |
Come on. | 1:41:26 | 1:41:28 | |
Can I have a drink, Joey? | 1:41:37 | 1:41:40 | |
Ta. | 1:41:40 | 1:41:42 | |
Jack. | 1:42:03 | 1:42:04 | |
-Was it her? -No. | 1:42:10 | 1:42:12 | |
You've seen her, yeah? | 1:42:27 | 1:42:29 | |
I've spoke to her, OK, and she said she'd never come | 1:42:29 | 1:42:31 | |
anywhere near here, so I didn't see the point in upsetting you. | 1:42:31 | 1:42:34 | |
Roxy, don't lie to me. Cos you didn't do this for me. | 1:42:34 | 1:42:37 | |
No. Look, the truth is, Alfie, I was just scared. | 1:42:37 | 1:42:42 | |
What were you scared of? Scared of what? | 1:42:42 | 1:42:44 | |
This. Of this. Of it coming between us. | 1:42:44 | 1:42:46 | |
I knew she was your sister when we got together. | 1:42:46 | 1:42:49 | |
Alfie, what are you thinking? | 1:42:58 | 1:43:01 | |
The night it happened... | 1:43:06 | 1:43:07 | |
When I thought he'd...he'd gone, I'll never forget. | 1:43:09 | 1:43:14 | |
I can't imagine. | 1:43:16 | 1:43:18 | |
You know, we were all downstairs...on a jolly | 1:43:22 | 1:43:27 | |
when he was taking his last breath. | 1:43:29 | 1:43:32 | |
And when I realised what she'd done, | 1:43:34 | 1:43:36 | |
I felt like I'd been given a another chance, you know. | 1:43:36 | 1:43:40 | |
I felt like I could prove myself. | 1:43:40 | 1:43:43 | |
And I swore then, Rox, that I would never... | 1:43:43 | 1:43:47 | |
Ever let him out of my sight again. | 1:43:50 | 1:43:52 | |
And even now, right... | 1:43:55 | 1:43:57 | |
It's stupid, but even now I find myself just watching him. | 1:43:58 | 1:44:04 | |
When he goes to bed and I watch him... | 1:44:04 | 1:44:06 | |
Just so I can see his chest going up and down. | 1:44:08 | 1:44:12 | |
I feel like his dad. | 1:44:14 | 1:44:15 | |
-Alfie, you are his dad. -No, I'm not. | 1:44:15 | 1:44:17 | |
No, I'm not, Rox. | 1:44:19 | 1:44:21 | |
Cos if he was really mine... | 1:44:21 | 1:44:23 | |
..really, really mine, maybe things would have been different. | 1:44:24 | 1:44:29 | |
-Maybe I would have checked. -Come on, Alfie. | 1:44:29 | 1:44:31 | |
If I was really his dad, | 1:44:35 | 1:44:38 | |
then maybe my instincts might have been different. | 1:44:38 | 1:44:40 | |
Something might have...I don't know... | 1:44:40 | 1:44:43 | |
Something might have clicked in. | 1:44:43 | 1:44:45 | |
But I'm not his dad. | 1:44:45 | 1:44:46 | |
I don't know what it feels like to have my own kid. | 1:44:50 | 1:44:55 | |
No. You're wrong. You're so, so wrong. | 1:44:55 | 1:45:01 | |
I've seen the way you are with Tommy. I've seen the way you are with Amy. | 1:45:01 | 1:45:04 | |
That is real, OK? And you know something? | 1:45:04 | 1:45:09 | |
They are the luckiest kids in the whole wide world, | 1:45:09 | 1:45:13 | |
because nobody could ever hope for a better dad. | 1:45:13 | 1:45:17 | |
I'll come back later. | 1:45:20 | 1:45:23 | |
No, no, Jack, you're fine, mate. | 1:45:23 | 1:45:25 | |
Listen, can I stay and read her a story? | 1:45:27 | 1:45:29 | |
-Unless Alfie... -No, you go for it, Jack. It's fine. | 1:45:29 | 1:45:35 | |
Come on, then. | 1:45:35 | 1:45:37 | |
She at the B&B? | 1:45:47 | 1:45:48 | |
Yeah, yeah, spark out, apparently. | 1:45:48 | 1:45:50 | |
Sometimes I can't believe it's the same little girl who used | 1:45:54 | 1:45:57 | |
to sit there playing with her dolls for hours on end. | 1:45:57 | 1:46:00 | |
Do you remember, she used to go mad if we got their names wrong. | 1:46:00 | 1:46:04 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:46:04 | 1:46:05 | |
Yeah. Don't think about it when you get pregnant, do you? | 1:46:08 | 1:46:11 | |
That they're going to turn into teenagers, be grown-ups. | 1:46:11 | 1:46:14 | |
Don't realise it's a lifetime of worry. | 1:46:14 | 1:46:17 | |
Wouldn't do it if you did. | 1:46:17 | 1:46:18 | |
Nah, she'll be all right. We'll work something out together. | 1:46:25 | 1:46:29 | |
You're a good dad. | 1:46:33 | 1:46:35 | |
Despite everything. | 1:46:37 | 1:46:38 | |
Thanks, Dot, I'll pick him up when I'm done here, OK? | 1:46:43 | 1:46:46 | |
There's no need. I've got a spare room. | 1:46:46 | 1:46:49 | |
Thank you. Be a good boy, yeah? See you later, monkey. | 1:46:49 | 1:46:52 | |
Course he will. | 1:46:52 | 1:46:53 | |
Well, thanks for coming, girls. | 1:46:53 | 1:46:55 | |
Yeah, it was...it was... | 1:46:55 | 1:46:57 | |
-The food was good. -It was delicious. | 1:46:58 | 1:47:01 | |
See, Jean? It was a triumph. | 1:47:01 | 1:47:04 | |
Sure you don't want me to stay? | 1:47:05 | 1:47:08 | |
I'm fine. Fine. Thank you. | 1:47:08 | 1:47:11 | |
I'm sorry about, you know. | 1:47:14 | 1:47:16 | |
Plenty more fish. | 1:47:16 | 1:47:18 | |
You know, some day when you least expect it, | 1:47:20 | 1:47:24 | |
someone will bowl you over | 1:47:24 | 1:47:26 | |
with a look or just an act of kindness and bam, there you are. | 1:47:26 | 1:47:32 | |
In love all over again. | 1:47:32 | 1:47:35 | |
Thank you, Jean. Lovely food. | 1:47:35 | 1:47:37 | |
Annie's Amazing Alphabetical Adventures. | 1:47:45 | 1:47:48 | |
Annie is in the Alps. | 1:47:50 | 1:47:54 | |
Look out, Ivor. | 1:47:54 | 1:47:56 | |
She jumps as high as an airplane to avoid an avalanche | 1:47:56 | 1:48:01 | |
of cascading apples. | 1:48:01 | 1:48:03 | |
Well, how did she take it? | 1:48:34 | 1:48:36 | |
I didn't tell her. | 1:48:47 | 1:48:48 | |
What? You can't put it off for ever, Max. | 1:48:48 | 1:48:51 | |
Kirsty, look, I'm sorry, all right? | 1:48:54 | 1:48:56 | |
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but... | 1:48:56 | 1:48:59 | |
It's not the right time. | 1:49:00 | 1:49:02 | |
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