21/07/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


21/07/2012

Kat is incensed to discover her mystery man has left her a key to a flat for future assignations - but with Alfie preoccupied, will she be able to resist?


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Pops! Make me a cuppa?

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Make it yourself!

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The baby wants one!

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Yep? You're its mum, ain't ya?

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Yeah. He's caught up then, if he's not there.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Give him 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Yep. Fine.

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Hi. Yeah, fine.

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What time you dropping my sexy little number round then?

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Yeah, I got the readies, yeah. I know, I can't.

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I've gotta be at the hospital

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for my daughter's appointment this afternoon.

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Fine. Yeah. This afternoon.

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Good. Yeah.

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Oh, come on!

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You have a nice lie-in, Ben.

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Nothing else matters now, does it?

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Cheers, Jay.

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Sunday's are just not the same without Dot.

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You know, I never thought I'd actually choose to put

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Songs Of Praise on.

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What are you after, Rose? You looking for a job here?

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Nah. Just thought you might fancy the bingo when you finish?

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Sorry, darling. I'm having a treatment.

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Payback for all this backcombing.

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That's all right. Andrew's been dying to take me out.

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-You ain't used this birthing ball once.

-Cos I feel like a lemon.

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Well, it ain't just about you any more, Lo, is it?

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After your run, I thought we could do something.

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Just you and me? While it is still just you and me.

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No, I can't.

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Going to take me ages to put my posters up, then I got work.

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What's the point of all this?

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There's nothing wrong with being proud of your achievements.

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Besides, be something to show the little one, won't it?

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Now, you better get bouncing. Get that baby in position.

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It ain't going to be long now.

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You'll be back in time for the social worker, right?

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Lola, you're a big girl now. You can cope on your own.

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And no stopping out late. All right? Bye.

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-Doing dinner tonight.

-Why?

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For my boys. Sort this atmosphere out.

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Me and Ben are all right now.

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Postcard from Abi.

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You've got to get over it.

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I have got over it.

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Oh, by tearing things up, including vans, says you ain't.

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Yes, Andrew told me.

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You've got to move on, Jay.

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It ain't Abi actually.

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HE SIGHS

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Lola ain't talking to me,

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cos I scared her off when I lost my temper.

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And I need her to know it won't happen again.

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-She's a good mate, y'know what I mean.

-Come on.

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Where we going?!

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Fixing things.

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Don't know how long it's going to take me. Repairing that van.

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Seen my trainers?

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Are they those dirty things out in the yard?

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I've got football training later.

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Look, why don't we celebrate your new business? Go to Southend?

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Some of the old haunts, yeah?

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Retrace the steps where I first met Hev?

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Oh. What about fish pie for your tea? How about that then?

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You used to love it when you were little, didn't you?

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Remember, I used to cut those fishy shapes out the potatoes.

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Whatever, Mum.

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PHONE RINGS

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What now?!

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Mrs Hardwick. Hello, yes? Yes, he's broken down, I'm sorry.

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Yes. He apologises. I apologise.

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Can I ask why have you got your radiators on in July?

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I am the manager, Mrs Hardwick.

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Can I call you back, Mrs Hardwick? Yeah. Thank you so much.

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I found a little vandal that wants to say sorry to you.

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I'm sorry, mate.

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Surprised you ain't been round and done some dental work on him.

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Don't do temper no more. Try not to. No-one wins, do they?

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You're the bigger man Andrew. Hev'd be proud.

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A couple of bacon sandwiches please. All right, big fella?

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-All right.

-You ready to be put through your paces?

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You know it! Football training.

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They're going to mug me right off, ain't they?

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Don't put yourself down. Make sure you do a good job on his burger van.

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Pie van now.

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Really? Well, I'm glad to see you're broadening your horizons.

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I'll make a good job of it all right. I promise you.

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Now you can tell Lola Pearce what a nice guy you really are!

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SHE SIGHS

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SHE MOANS IN DISGUST

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SHE GRUNTS

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Pops, if you've forgotten your keys again,

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you'd better have breakfast with you an' all.

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Hi, Lola. I thought I'd catch you on your own.

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How are you?

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How you doing, mate? You called, Sir Alec?

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All right, Captain!

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Listen, I was thinking about you, Ray and Max

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coming up with a training programme.

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Free use of the gym.

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For free use of your pub?

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I'm serious, Jack.

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Y'know, maybe come up with some lunchtime sessions.

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Ray, you can come up with an eating plan for optimum performance.

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-Who's the swot now?!

-Oi, listen, we need a manager, not a nanny.

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So, the one who wears the trousers, does she approve of all this?

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The one who wears...? It's nothing to do with you.

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She's left me in charge while she looks after her old man. OK?

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I'll give out free cushions

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cos it's a long sit on that bench, ladies!

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-Shut up.

-What you eating? Supposed to be eating healthy.

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-Where's the darts, Alf?

-Round the other side. Eat brown bread.

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Shut up.

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20 minutes. You said he's going to be here in 20 minutes?

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You tell my missus that!

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Just forget it.

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Get out, Michael.

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-I've come to say...

-Get out, Michael.

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Otherwise I've got to make ya.

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You'll have to make me then.

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HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

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I don't know what to do.

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I'm at my wits end.

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Every day, you know, you think she's getting better

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but every day she's...

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She's not feeding, or not breathing so well,

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test after test after test...

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I've got an appointment with Scarlett's consultant.

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And this taxi has let me down. Janine's going to have a meltdown...

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-Right. Let's go.

-Sorry. I don't know what I...

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No, no, no. I'm going to get you to the hospital. Let's go.

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Janine's knackered, she's really finding it hard.

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I appreciate this.

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ENGINE WON'T START

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Come on! Come on!

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HE SIGHS

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A CAR APPROACHES

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Taxi! Oi. Taxi!

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Tube!

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I've got piles. I'm 16. Piles!

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I'm not sleeping, and this, this is against my human rights.

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Cows are treated better!

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Can't be easy. You must be nervous.

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Your due date's less than two weeks away.

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I'm not nervous. I'm fed up!

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Well.

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Why don't you use the curfew and the tag as a focus for reflection?

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Have you written your birth plan?

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Got it down to two words. "Give Birth."

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-Packed your hospital bag yet?

-I don't intend on staying there.

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Things for the baby?

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You'll be finding out soon enough it isn't about you any more.

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A bus replacement? This ain't meant to be. It's not happening.

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-I'm going to go back to work.

-I'll get you there if it kills me.

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Cos this ain't about you any more. Come on.

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Just you and Scarlett today then?

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Oh, Michael'll be along later, y'know,

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for the appointment with the consultant.

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He's doing his rounds. I saw him just before.

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-Tea, babe?

-Please.

-Janine? Chocolate or anything?

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No. No, thanks. Michael'll be here any second.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Don't laugh at me!

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I'm sorry.

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That's an apology how?

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Will one of Andrew's pies do?

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Come on then, bad boy. Do your worst.

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You go, Billy!

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Got any stuffing?

-You cooking?

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Firemen on stand-by, are they?

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And 20 of my usual. And less of that.

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What?

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Oh. Nothing. You have a nice dinner.

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What?

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Carly's had a baby. I'm sorry.

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I weren't going to say anything,

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but I just thought you had a right to know.

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Oh, you did, did ya?

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Well, thank you, Denise.

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I'm really humble.

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Shirl.

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Here, phone her.

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Hey, mush. Listen, I need a big favour, Jay, all right?

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Just need to borrow some jump leads, if you don't mind, mate?

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Any time this year, Jay, would be nice?

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Hey, not long to go now, sweetheart?

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Should be putting your feet up, though.

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-Oh, he's through the door.

-Come on, mate.

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-Cheers for that. Owe you one.

-No worries.

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-Take me somewhere, Jay.

-Where?

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Anywhere. You wanted to before. We could go Brighton!

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Go on the pier. Y'know, dance machines, ghost train!

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-What about the weekend?

-I might not last till then.

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-Nah, we can't. You're on tag.

-Who cares?

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No, we can't have no more trouble.

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Says bad boy Mitchell!

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All right. Well, we'll just have to make some fun round here then, yeah?

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Come on then.

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SHE HUMS ALONG TO MUSIC

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SHE SIGHS

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SHE THROWS THE SPOON DOWN

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-Reckon the baby will be an athlete?

-That is my pops, you know.

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That is your great-grandad. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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You got any money?

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Not on me, I ain't.

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-Could really do with a drink.

-Look at you! You're ready to pop!

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Want to get yourself an epidural for that.

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And somebody's fingers to break! Come here, let me have a go?

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Why does everyone think they can have a go cos of this?

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Well, I'm sorry. But your body ain't your own any more, love.

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Neither's your life. It's going to hit you like a hurricane.

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A baby won't change anything.

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It'll fit in with what I want to do, actually.

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DENISE LAUGHS

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SHE MOANS You all right, love?

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I'm really thirsty.

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-Can of lemonade?

-Anything, anything.

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-What's happening, Lo?

-I feel really funny.

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I feel like I need to...

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-To push?!

-Oh, my God!

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Oh...right, OK. She's going to need to go to hospital!

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SHE SHRIEKS

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SHE LAUGHS

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I can't believe you've just done that!

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-Cheers for the lemonade, Denise!

-Yeah. That's...

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-Sorry.

-Yeah.

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HE LAUGHS

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Tough cookie, Michael, Scarlett.

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Just pretending to be delicate, like they do, like a snow drop.

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Thanks for today. You've been...

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Really cool.

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I know you gave the money back.

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But you do anything to hurt my family again... Anything...

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Chatting. Like nothing in the world matters. You missed it!

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The taxi was late, the tube was delayed, we had to get Alfie's car.

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-And the car wouldn't start.

-And then we had to fix that.

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That's right. And I put my foot down.

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So, anyway... How's Scarlett?

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-Better make a run for it, mate.

-All right.

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Thanks.

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What did the consultant say?

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-What do you care?

-Please don't be like this.

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Come on, face it, Michael, you're not even that bothered.

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Jake's dad hasn't even left the ward!

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Jake's dad doesn't have a million businesses to run.

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Specifically, your businesses.

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Any excuse.

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Hang on. I'm securing Scarlett's future.

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-Please.

-Can we just...?

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Tell you what, why don't I come back in and we start again?

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How is she? What did the consultant say?

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-You didn't ring. Not one call, not a text...

-The battery died.

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-You managed to phone a taxi!

-I didn't want you to worry you.

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-You don't know the morning I've had.

-What? Spent in the pub with Alfie?

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No. I locked myself out.

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-Well, there's a spare key in the office.

-I didn't have the time!

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No, that's the problem, isn't it? You don't have the time!

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You don't have the time for me or your daughter!

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Well, only blame the fact that we don't have a poxy car!

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Relying on strangers. Having to rely on taxis and lifts.

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You know, if...

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If we had a car, everything would be perfect?

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No, it wouldn't. It would just make things better.

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So...the three of us, we could...

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When we bring her home. That's all.

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Huh? Come on, don't be this way.

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Huh? Love ya.

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Is she OK?

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She's OK. For now.

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Ouch!

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PHONE DIALS

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'Hello?'

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Carly.

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'Well, who's that?'

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It's me.

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'Who's me?'

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Your mum. Denise, she told me the good news, that's brilliant.

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'You've got no right. Don't call me again.'

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CALL DISCONNECTS

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I'll just get changed. Won't be a minute.

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Lola's here.

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Are we mates again or...?

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What about dinner?

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Dinner is off!

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I've got one dead kid and two kids that want me dead.

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Welcome to the joys of motherhood.

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Jay, don't worry about getting changed. We're going! Come on.

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Time for a cheeky one before training?

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Too late, mate. Come on, team. Gym. Let's do it.

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Going to get a spray tan and a manicure while you're at it?

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Meaning?

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Footballers today, it's all about the image and the money.

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Back in the day, men really knew how to play the beautiful game.

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It was all about raw passion.

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Do we look like a bunch of spoilt fairies to you, Cora?

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Spit and sawdust at its finest. Don't you worry about that.

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Prove it. Drop down and give me ten. Go on.

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Let's see what you're made of.

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All right.

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Look at him, look!

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Right. How's that for you, Cora?

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I've seen better. Come on, Andy, limber up!

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Come on now, man. We're a team, aren't we?

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Kiss the floor!

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Have you got any cash?

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I've left my money at home.

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Sorry. Got a baby hippo on my bladder.

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TMI, sweetness. What's going on, jiggle Jay Z?

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-What's happening?

-You all right, bruvver?

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-Yeah, man. You?

-All good, man.

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You know what, I've been looking at this car, yeah.

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And the bodywork's a bit past it, but that friend that you talk to,

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to get close to the friend you really want to be chatting up.

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Know what I'm saying?

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If you need me to take a look, just let me know.

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You are the man, brother. You are the man.

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You feel like chicken tonight?

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-Yeah, I've left my wallet at home though.

-Can you read?

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Can you see? She's pregnant, mate.

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Oh, shut up. I never used your soap or your hand dryer.

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Yeah, well, minimum order is a drink.

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Arthur, give the toilets a once over.

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He ain't no Peter Andre, is he?

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Does he always speak to you like that?

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Oh.

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You all right?

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No, I've gone all light-headed. Ain't eaten all day.

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Low blood sugar thingy.

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The docs said to eat at regular intervals and...

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Ooh. This really ain't good.

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Hey, listen, listen, listen, I will hook you up with whatever you need.

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All right? Just keep those knees together cos I ain't no midwife.

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You get me? All right.

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ALL: 62, 63...

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What you doing? Giving me a run for my money, are you?

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..65

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You want the manager's job? Go on, son!

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I thought you were staying in tonight?

0:21:390:21:43

EVERYONE CHEERS

0:21:430:21:46

I've washed and I've starched your trainers.

0:21:460:21:51

EVERYONE CHEERS

0:21:510:21:53

Go on, son!

0:21:550:21:57

Freshly starched trainers. Let's go. Gym.

0:21:580:22:00

Are you coming home now for your fish pie now?

0:22:000:22:02

Keep it in the oven for me, Mum? Cheers.

0:22:020:22:05

Funny that. There were 12 chicken burgers on the rack.

0:22:170:22:20

Yeah, I was going to tell you about that, Mr Pops

0:22:200:22:22

You got a receipt for them burgers? You think I'm a mug?

0:22:220:22:26

Mate, I'm coming back in tomorrow. I'll bring the money then, all right? Calm down.

0:22:260:22:29

Yeah, chill out. He's definitely going to pay tomorrow.

0:22:290:22:32

-No, no, no. I want it now.

-And he said tomorrow.

0:22:320:22:34

This is theft. I don't loan chicken.

0:22:340:22:36

He said he was going to pay, all right.

0:22:360:22:39

-Staff only beyond this point.

-Got a problem, eh, face ache?

0:22:390:22:41

With manners like that, what chance has the baby got?

0:22:410:22:44

-You what?!

-Now look what you've done!

0:22:440:22:46

-You did that!

-Come on, Lola, ignore him.

0:22:460:22:49

It's nearly past your curfew time.

0:22:490:22:50

No, no, we were having a laugh. And he ain't going to ruin it.

0:22:500:22:53

Starting fights in kebab shops now? What's the matter with ya?

0:22:530:22:56

Shirl? Shirl?

0:23:100:23:14

You all right?

0:23:160:23:17

When I woke up this morning, it was a good morning.

0:23:200:23:24

Birds were tweeting.

0:23:250:23:27

Come on, you'll be better off in bed.

0:23:270:23:29

Who am I kidding? I ain't your mum.

0:23:290:23:32

I ain't Jay's mum.

0:23:340:23:36

I was a good best friend. I was really good at that.

0:23:380:23:42

I knew who I was then. But now...

0:23:450:23:49

I ain't anything to anybody.

0:23:520:23:54

That's not true, Shirl. That's not true at all.

0:23:560:24:00

TEXT ALERT

0:24:000:24:02

Is that her? Is it Carly?

0:24:020:24:06

It's just dad. Wanting to know what time's dinner tonight.

0:24:060:24:11

SHE YAWNS

0:24:190:24:21

Sorry, sorry.

0:24:230:24:25

Hi.

0:24:320:24:33

Hi.

0:24:330:24:35

Got you what you needed.

0:24:380:24:40

Your Baby Is A Full Time Job.

0:24:400:24:41

You do know that, right?

0:24:410:24:44

Personally, I think a mother's instincts are better.

0:24:440:24:48

My instinct tells me a quick dash to the shops before you got here.

0:24:480:24:52

Thank you.

0:24:560:24:57

You say you want me to be here,

0:25:000:25:04

and then when I am here, you push me away.

0:25:040:25:09

But you can't, Janine. OK?

0:25:110:25:15

We can carry on. Y'know, having a laugh...

0:25:300:25:33

-Yeah?

-We'll go down to Brighton.

0:25:330:25:36

When the tag's off and we can take the baby.

0:25:360:25:38

You really want to be seen pushing a pram?

0:25:380:25:40

Are you scared? Doing it on your own?

0:25:440:25:48

Well, no, I've got Pops.

0:25:480:25:50

I ain't promising anything, Lo. But...if you're ever in trouble.

0:25:510:25:55

I could help you out.

0:25:550:25:57

When she needs driving lessons, I'll give you a call.

0:25:570:25:59

I mean it.

0:25:590:26:01

Bad boy Mitchell changing nappies?

0:26:010:26:03

I don't know about that, but...

0:26:040:26:06

Come here. Feel this.

0:26:060:26:08

She's kicking like mad. I'm not scared, Jay...

0:26:100:26:15

I'm terrified.

0:26:150:26:16

You've got me.

0:26:180:26:21

And I just want to let you know that I would never...

0:26:220:26:27

lose it in front of you or the baby.

0:26:270:26:31

Look at the time, Lola! It's 20 minutes past your curfew.

0:26:310:26:34

What's the worst they can do?

0:26:340:26:37

-Think about the baby.

-I am.

0:26:370:26:41

-Lola Pearce?

-We know that we're past her curfew.

0:26:410:26:45

But she felt faint, and she needed something to eat, didn't ya?

0:26:450:26:47

20 minutes past. Big wow.

0:26:470:26:49

The owner says you damaged property and refused to pay. That right?

0:26:490:26:52

-What him?

-What did you do that for, man?

0:26:520:26:54

I was going to come back tomorrow. We didn't exactly do a runner.

0:26:540:26:58

-She's due any day now.

-He knows, it was an accident!

0:26:580:27:00

You seriously got some chips missing!

0:27:000:27:02

-You're on a warning.

-Oh, whatever.

0:27:020:27:03

You get off on all the power, do you? You dirty, greasy little man!

0:27:030:27:06

Lola?!

0:27:060:27:08

You can't arrest me! I ain't done nothing!

0:27:080:27:11

Lola! Lola! Look, if this is about her breaking her curfew,

0:27:110:27:14

I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose...

0:27:140:27:16

-Get your hands off me. I'm having a baby!

-When it suits you, eh?

0:27:160:27:19

Jay? Jay!

0:27:190:27:21

POLICE SIRENS

0:27:250:27:27

MONITORS BEEPING

0:27:270:27:30

Oi! Watch the paintwork!

0:27:500:27:52

Ooh! Nice new motor, eh?

0:27:520:27:54

Yeah, arrived yesterday.

0:27:540:27:56

Need a nice family car for when Scarlett gets back.

0:27:560:27:58

Tell her to get better soon, she can give Uncle Anthony a lift.

0:27:580:28:01

Never get his own car with his football skills!

0:28:010:28:03

Michael? Michael, any chance you can ask Janine to do the payroll today?

0:28:050:28:10

She's at the hospital, why can't you do it?

0:28:100:28:12

I would, but...Lola's been arrested.

0:28:120:28:14

Again?

0:28:140:28:16

You gotta exercise some tough love on this one, Bill.

0:28:160:28:19

Leave her to it, let her sort it out.

0:28:190:28:21

Don't work like that! Like it or not, that's the way it is.

0:28:210:28:24

Oof!

0:28:300:28:31

Perfect.

0:28:340:28:36

We ain't got a lot of stock in.

0:28:360:28:37

Suck your paunch in and stick your pecs out.

0:28:390:28:42

Oh, you think I might get lucky?

0:28:420:28:44

Where you off then? Got a hot date?

0:28:440:28:46

A wake. A drinking partner of mine,

0:28:460:28:48

we went to school together in Trinidad.

0:28:480:28:50

Well, he passed away last week.

0:28:500:28:52

Just want to pay my respects.

0:28:520:28:53

And take advantage of the free booze?

0:28:530:28:56

It's what he would have wanted, eh?

0:28:560:28:58

This mate of yours, did he have a lot of threads?

0:28:590:29:04

Cora, I didn't ask when I sent my respects, you know.

0:29:050:29:08

I might tag along an' all, pay my respects.

0:29:080:29:11

No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think that'd be a good idea.

0:29:110:29:14

I don't think the widow will appreciate a stranger turning up

0:29:140:29:16

-just to get the shirt off her husband's back.

-What'd he die of?

0:29:160:29:19

-Prostate cancer, I think.

-Then she'll want to give something back,

0:29:190:29:22

and I ain't exactly a stranger...

0:29:220:29:25

I'm your guest.

0:29:250:29:26

You're leaving me out of all the fun again?

0:29:260:29:29

It's a WAKE!

0:29:290:29:30

Well, if you're going I'm coming too.

0:29:300:29:34

Bang goes my lucky day.

0:29:340:29:36

Managed to turn up on time today then?

0:29:440:29:46

I thought you might need a break.

0:29:480:29:50

Someone didn't sleep very well. She kept pulling her feeding tube out.

0:29:510:29:56

I think she's going to be trouble.

0:29:560:29:57

She takes after her mother.

0:29:570:29:59

Why don't you go and have something to eat and drink? Bit of a rest?

0:29:590:30:02

Before you go, sign these cos the staff haven't been paid.

0:30:020:30:07

So? Have they got babies in hospital?

0:30:070:30:10

I can take care of it, I just need you to make me signatory to the business accounts.

0:30:110:30:15

Oh, so that's why you're here!

0:30:150:30:18

Money!

0:30:180:30:19

No, I'm trying to keep your business going.

0:30:190:30:22

-This hardly scratches the surface.

-How would you know that?

0:30:220:30:25

Have you been going through my statements?

0:30:250:30:27

I'm trying to take the pressure off you.

0:30:280:30:30

If you want to take the pressure off then you should spend a night here or speak to a doctor for a change.

0:30:300:30:35

-All you have to do is ask.

-Fine.

0:30:350:30:38

The nurse is holding a class this afternoon. Be nice if you could come.

0:30:380:30:42

OK, I'd love to.

0:30:420:30:43

I did have a meeting, but I can cancel that. Whatever it takes.

0:30:430:30:46

Lads! Whoa, whoa, what you doing?! Step away from the pies!

0:30:530:30:56

-What?

-What's the matter with you two?

0:30:560:30:58

You're supposed to be on a training regime, I booked a session at the gym later.

0:30:580:31:01

We'd love to, but we've got a business to run.

0:31:010:31:03

We've gotta check out this wake later.

0:31:030:31:05

If the team does well, it'll be great for business.

0:31:050:31:07

Think of the headline,

0:31:070:31:08

"Tyler Moon scores the winning goal for the Queen Vic.

0:31:080:31:11

"Vintage performance from the antiques man!" Genius!

0:31:110:31:14

Does the Gazette even cover our league, Alfie?

0:31:140:31:17

If Billy Mitchell can get his face plastered all over the place, I'm sure we can!

0:31:170:31:21

-But we're in the Walford Pub League, Billy's in the Olympics!

-Oh, shut up! Worth a punt, innit?

0:31:210:31:25

Has someone died?

0:31:380:31:40

No-one we know.

0:31:400:31:42

If you're too busy to spend time with your mother,

0:31:420:31:44

I've gotta find something to do, haven't I?

0:31:440:31:47

Here we go again.

0:31:470:31:49

-I thought you'd be in court?

-Thanks for your concern.

0:31:520:31:54

After you ran off I spent the whole night

0:31:540:31:56

thinking I was going to drop the baby in the stinking old cell!

0:31:560:32:00

Funnily enough, the pain stopped when they said

0:32:000:32:02

they'd let us off with a warning.

0:32:020:32:03

You think this is funny?

0:32:030:32:05

You've already got the tag! If they hadn't given you one last chance

0:32:050:32:08

you could've be giving birth in Holloway nick!

0:32:080:32:10

We were having a laugh until that greaseball started winding us up.

0:32:100:32:13

-Lo, we shouldn't have even gone out at all! Won't happen again.

-Too right, it won't!

0:32:130:32:17

You're a bit big for a bear, ain't ya?

0:32:230:32:25

It's for you, I thought you could give it to Carly for the baby.

0:32:250:32:29

She's not answering the phone.

0:32:290:32:31

That's where the bear comes in.

0:32:310:32:33

It's a bit big and scary, ain't it, for a newborn?

0:32:350:32:38

Yeah. It'll remind them of you(!)

0:32:380:32:40

Airway, breathing, circulation.

0:32:430:32:46

So first we check to see if the child's airway is clear.

0:32:460:32:49

-Do you want to do it?

-No, you do it.

0:32:510:32:54

You're here more, you should do it.

0:32:540:32:55

If she collapses at home you need to know what to do.

0:32:550:32:58

So you gently tilt the head back

0:32:580:33:00

and you look in the mouth for any obvious obstruction.

0:33:000:33:03

She's talking about collapsing. What for?

0:33:030:33:05

If she was going to collapse why would they send her home? She's not going to COLLAPSE!

0:33:050:33:09

Listen for breathing,

0:33:090:33:11

if there's no response, that's when you start your CPR.

0:33:110:33:14

They don't know EVERYTHING.

0:33:140:33:16

You seal your mouth over the baby's mouth and nose,

0:33:160:33:19

and you give short, sharp breaths.

0:33:190:33:21

You do this up to five times before you start your chest compressions.

0:33:210:33:24

Do it now.

0:33:280:33:30

What about Tommy?

0:33:320:33:33

James, James.

0:33:340:33:35

Whatever.

0:33:350:33:36

He stopped breathing for absolutely no reason

0:33:360:33:39

and he wasn't even born prematurely.

0:33:390:33:41

..press firmly down to a third of the depth of...

0:33:410:33:43

I keep thinking it'll be OK.

0:33:430:33:44

You know, once she gets off the ventilator,

0:33:440:33:47

or comes out of intensive care,

0:33:470:33:48

it's going to get better, or go back to normal.

0:33:480:33:50

-But she is and it's not.

-All right, woman, I know. Just...

0:33:500:33:53

I'm starting to think we might never get back to normal...

0:33:530:33:55

Yes, we'll be fine...

0:33:550:33:58

-Careful cos you don't want to break your baby's...

-Yes!

0:33:580:34:01

I'm just going to leave you to it, cos I've had enough of this!

0:34:010:34:04

-Where are you going?

-I'm off!

0:34:040:34:06

Sorry for your loss.

0:34:100:34:11

Let us know if there's anything we can do.

0:34:110:34:13

Should have known you two'd be here,

0:34:170:34:18

pair of vultures picking over a dead man's bones.

0:34:180:34:21

We're just helping out with the arrangements.

0:34:210:34:23

Suppose you're here out of the goodness of your heart?

0:34:230:34:25

I did say I'd be in touch with any suitable clearances, Mrs Cross.

0:34:250:34:29

-Since when?

-Since she threatened to make life difficult.

0:34:290:34:32

But you can't just turn up out of the blue and take what you want!

0:34:320:34:36

I'm simply supporting a grief-stricken friend.

0:34:360:34:40

Even though he never asked you to.

0:34:400:34:42

Stop complaining, you're only here for the free spread

0:34:420:34:44

and the lonely old dears.

0:34:440:34:46

Hey, hey, I don't want you go upsetting the widow, eh?

0:34:460:34:51

She's a fine upstanding woman, you know, Joy.

0:34:510:34:54

-Why is she friends with you then?

-She's not exactly.

0:34:540:34:57

Used to accuse me of leading her old man astray,

0:34:570:34:59

but that was long, long time ago.

0:34:590:35:02

-She's probably forgotten all about it by now.

-Patrick Trueman!

0:35:020:35:06

Joy...

0:35:070:35:09

I am so sorry.

0:35:090:35:11

-You will be if you don't get out now!

-Just come to pay my respects.

0:35:110:35:15

You never showed any before!

0:35:150:35:17

But I am a changed man.

0:35:170:35:19

Then why have you turned up in a cheap suit, reeking of rum,

0:35:190:35:23

a floozy on each arm?

0:35:230:35:24

Who are you calling a floozy?

0:35:240:35:26

Nothing will ever change you!

0:35:260:35:28

Apart from the love of a good woman.

0:35:280:35:30

I don't think we've been properly introduced,

0:35:300:35:33

I'm Cora Trueman...Patrick's wife.

0:35:330:35:36

You ain't serious?

0:35:400:35:42

Billy, come on!

0:35:420:35:43

Never been more serious, your team needs you, don't it, eh?

0:35:430:35:46

You didn't seem bothered when I said I couldn't play.

0:35:460:35:48

OK, granted. Granted, I didn't see your true potential,

0:35:480:35:51

and the Olympic committee, they saw something we didn't -

0:35:510:35:54

but I see it now, don't I! That's what I see. I see...

0:35:540:35:56

You know what I see? I see the spirit of a true champion!

0:35:560:35:59

Yeah, I see a born winner, Billy!

0:35:590:36:01

-I have always been a fighter.

-Yeah, you have. I know.

0:36:010:36:03

I'm a lot stronger than people give me credit for.

0:36:030:36:05

I know. Come on, let's have it, mate! Yeah?

0:36:050:36:08

I don't know, gotta think about Lo, ain't I?

0:36:080:36:11

And I'm training for the torch relay...

0:36:110:36:13

I know we're out of your league but with your experience, mate...

0:36:130:36:17

-I suppose I would bring a sense of maturity to the team.

-Exactly.

0:36:170:36:20

We're training this afternoon, why don't you come along,

0:36:200:36:23

give us a few tips and all that? Be great.

0:36:230:36:25

Oh, don't mind me, I'll just be sat here waiting to drop.

0:36:260:36:29

-All right, one condition.

-Yeah, go on.

0:36:310:36:33

You make me captain.

0:36:330:36:34

Oh... I've made Jack captain.

0:36:360:36:39

Sorry, but has Jack been chosen to be an Olympian?

0:36:400:36:44

Hmm?

0:36:440:36:46

Has Jack got the whole country behind him?

0:36:460:36:48

Welcome on board, Captain Billy.

0:36:530:36:56

-Bill.

-All right, beautiful?

0:36:560:36:59

Why would you be married to Cora and not me?

0:37:000:37:03

I have no idea at all.

0:37:030:37:05

One minute I'm an eligible bachelor,

0:37:050:37:06

next minute I'm walking down the aisle

0:37:060:37:08

faster than you can say Mrs Trueman the third.

0:37:080:37:12

She was about to sling us out!

0:37:120:37:13

Well, it would have been better to have been me,

0:37:130:37:15

because at least we've had a relationship.

0:37:150:37:17

One fumbled night doesn't make a relationship, Rose.

0:37:170:37:20

Let's face it, you ain't exactly marriage material!

0:37:200:37:24

I have been married more times than you have!

0:37:260:37:28

Are you seriously going to stand for all this?

0:37:280:37:31

It depends on if she asks me properly.

0:37:310:37:33

Patrick, darling,

0:37:350:37:37

will you do the honour of pretending to be married to me?

0:37:370:37:40

One hour, then I can say my goodbyes.

0:37:410:37:45

Then be a dear and get me a large G and T.

0:37:450:37:49

I just thought I'd pop in, see how you're doing.

0:37:540:37:56

They told me you were at some class.

0:37:560:37:58

Oh, we were until Michael decided to walk out,

0:37:580:38:03

and leave me to bring the baby back to life!

0:38:030:38:04

Apparently he had more important things to do.

0:38:040:38:07

Can't be easy on him, can it?

0:38:070:38:10

Oh, cos it's a barrel of laughs for me, isn't it?

0:38:100:38:12

I just, I love being stuck here wondering every day if my baby's going to survive

0:38:120:38:16

while my supposed husband is trying to get into my bank accounts probably!

0:38:160:38:19

No, no, I don't think that's true.

0:38:190:38:22

I mean, look, in my experience men just walk out

0:38:220:38:24

because they can't handle their own feelings.

0:38:240:38:27

Scarlett's milk is in the fridge.

0:38:310:38:33

She should be asleep for a couple of hours or so...

0:38:330:38:36

-Wait...

-Don't panic.

0:38:360:38:38

If her oxygen levels dip the alarm will go off and a nurse will come.

0:38:380:38:40

You can always try to just tickle her feet,

0:38:400:38:43

sometimes it'll help to start her breathing.

0:38:430:38:45

-Whatever happens, just call me.

-Right. Are you going now, yeah?

0:38:450:38:48

I can do this on my own if I have to...

0:38:490:38:52

but I need to know what I'm dealing with.

0:38:520:38:54

I'm the captain, we agreed?!

0:39:000:39:02

-After sleeping on it last night, I decided to give it to someone else, that's all.

-Who?

0:39:020:39:06

-Billy Mitchell? Couldn't hit a barn door if he tried!

-All right.

0:39:060:39:09

I know it's not the obvious choice, but he'll bring a lot to the team.

0:39:090:39:12

-OK, look, maturity and leadership...

-JACK SNORTS

0:39:120:39:14

..and, more importantly, publicity for the team.

0:39:140:39:17

Gotta be good, ain't it?

0:39:170:39:19

He's not even in the team, is he!

0:39:190:39:21

No, I'm the captain, that's the way it should stay.

0:39:210:39:23

That's not for you to say!

0:39:230:39:25

You don't get players talking to Alex Ferguson like this.

0:39:250:39:28

Alex Ferguson wouldn't pick Billy Mitchell, would he?!

0:39:280:39:31

Billy Mitchell is the captain. Enough said.

0:39:310:39:33

You're having a laugh, ain't ya?

0:39:330:39:35

Turns out her husband was a hoarder, she's got a house full of gear

0:39:360:39:39

and she's emigrating to be with her kids next week.

0:39:390:39:41

Only we can't get near the widow!

0:39:410:39:42

Not much I can do, I had no idea Cora and Mr Trueman were so close.

0:39:420:39:48

If you ever want to talk,

0:39:480:39:49

I'm only round the corner at the charity shop.

0:39:490:39:51

I didn't know you worked there.

0:39:510:39:53

My daughter had cancer not so long ago, my first husband died of it.

0:39:530:39:58

The worst thing is feeling useless.

0:39:590:40:02

It's a great comfort to be able to give something back.

0:40:020:40:06

Falling in love again must have been a help too.

0:40:060:40:09

Oh, she can be an old dragon at times,

0:40:090:40:12

but I do like a woman with a bit of fire in her belly.

0:40:120:40:16

And he can be a feckless old rogue

0:40:160:40:19

but, if nothing else, he's good for a laugh!

0:40:190:40:21

You're lucky to have found each other.

0:40:220:40:24

Excuse me.

0:40:240:40:25

Which is very strange as they've only been married an hour.

0:40:270:40:30

Michael?

0:40:370:40:38

Michael!

0:40:420:40:43

-Alf.

-Oi, oi, oi! What d'you think you're doing?

0:40:580:41:01

I need someone to talk to...

0:41:020:41:03

You don't come up here without asking, all right?

0:41:030:41:07

Oh.

0:41:080:41:10

I thought...with the hospital...

0:41:100:41:12

Oh, you think I'm, what, Walford's very own Agony Aunt?

0:41:120:41:15

It doesn't happen after you screw people over, all right, Michael?

0:41:150:41:18

What did you feel when...

0:41:220:41:24

-you thought you'd lost Tommy?

-Has something happened to Scarlett?

0:41:240:41:27

No, no...

0:41:270:41:30

but they were showing us how to resuscitate her, you know?

0:41:300:41:33

I was there with this plastic baby in front of me,

0:41:340:41:38

breathing into it and then suddenly I saw her...

0:41:380:41:42

Saw her, lying there...

0:41:420:41:45

..and I couldn't breathe myself.

0:41:460:41:48

And then what happened?

0:41:500:41:51

I walked out.

0:41:530:41:54

Course you did.

0:41:550:41:57

I'm not surprised you walked out.

0:41:590:42:01

That's all you ever do, ain't it? Just think about your own feelings.

0:42:060:42:10

It's always about your own feelings, ain't it, mate? I mean, did...

0:42:160:42:19

..did you even shed a tear when you thought that your own son,

0:42:210:42:24

Tommy, might've died?

0:42:240:42:25

Did you even think about my feelings when you slept with my wife?

0:42:280:42:32

And you were quite happy to let Jean be sectioned,

0:42:360:42:39

until you admitted the truth!

0:42:390:42:41

Hmm?

0:42:430:42:45

I'm being punished.

0:42:470:42:48

What?

0:42:490:42:50

Yeah, Scarlett's suffering because of my sins.

0:42:510:42:56

-Do you think?

-Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, it's not about that.

0:42:570:43:02

Because I know it was wrong.

0:43:040:43:06

What I did to Jean, making her think she was all mental and stuff

0:43:060:43:09

and when I was doing it I knew it was wrong,

0:43:090:43:13

but it was my only way of getting...

0:43:130:43:16

It was my best chance, Alfie,

0:43:160:43:17

of getting my hands on the cash, so I did it anyway.

0:43:170:43:20

And I always do, you see...

0:43:200:43:22

You should hate me.

0:43:240:43:26

Do you really think that? It's not, it's not about that.

0:43:270:43:30

No?

0:43:300:43:32

Hit me!

0:43:320:43:33

-What?

-Go on!

0:43:330:43:34

-Hit ya?

-Yeah.

-Really?

-Yeah, go on. You can have a free one!

0:43:340:43:37

You want me to hit ya?

0:43:370:43:38

As much as I'd love to help you beat yourself up, Michael,

0:43:380:43:40

I'm not going to turn this into the Michael Moon show. D'you understand?

0:43:400:43:44

Listen...

0:43:460:43:47

You know, you've got a family now, mate.

0:43:470:43:50

And this isn't about your feelings any more.

0:43:520:43:55

It's about them!

0:43:550:43:57

Do you understand that bit?

0:43:570:43:59

I'm finding it difficult.

0:44:010:44:02

Yeah, I'm not surprised, really.

0:44:020:44:05

Being that you're a masochistic, slightly redundant, weirdo.

0:44:060:44:12

Sadomasochistic weirdo.

0:44:170:44:19

It's a familial trait.

0:44:190:44:21

Lucky I got the good genes, though, eh?

0:44:210:44:23

Yeah, you certainly did.

0:44:240:44:26

-I am sorry though.

-Yeah.

0:44:300:44:32

Well, it's done now, mate, all right?

0:44:320:44:34

You know what? How...?

0:44:340:44:36

You've got it all. You have a beautiful baby, a rich wife...

0:44:380:44:42

Yeah, yeah, I know. How'd that happen?

0:44:420:44:45

Exactly, how'd it happen?

0:44:450:44:47

Don't screw it up, Michael.

0:44:480:44:49

-It was getting boring!

-I was about to seal the deal!

0:44:580:45:01

For what? The clearance or Patrick?

0:45:010:45:03

You won't be sealing anything

0:45:030:45:05

when the poor widow hears about your scam marriage.

0:45:050:45:08

Oh, come on, boys. You're smarter than that, aren't you?

0:45:080:45:10

If you go telling tales, she'll think you're all out to shaft her,

0:45:100:45:13

nobody'll get the job, hm?

0:45:130:45:14

Half.

0:45:200:45:21

I get first dibs and we're done.

0:45:210:45:23

-I think we have been.

-Yeah.

0:45:230:45:25

If you don't like it, take it up with my old man.

0:45:250:45:28

-You told the others we was training here, right?

-Yes, Billy.

0:45:330:45:37

-You told them the right time?

-Mm-hm.

0:45:370:45:39

Where the hell are they then?

0:45:410:45:43

Billy's going to do his nut when he finds out you've been gone all day.

0:45:510:45:54

What do you care? Thought I was too much hassle?

0:45:540:45:56

It ain't like that, I'm just trying to do the right thing, that's all.

0:45:560:45:59

Um, where's Billy? I need to talk to him.

0:45:590:46:02

Cos I don't know why the office's shut up

0:46:020:46:04

or where the hell Michael is!

0:46:040:46:05

Do I look like a secretary?

0:46:050:46:07

I thought you were supposed to be at the hospital anyway.

0:46:070:46:09

And what would you know about anything?

0:46:090:46:11

I mean, look at you, sitting there with your cute little bump,

0:46:110:46:14

-flirting with your pathetic little boyfriend...

-Oi!

0:46:140:46:16

You've got no idea that your life is about to be over.

0:46:160:46:19

And your precious little friends,

0:46:190:46:21

d'you think they'll be there when you're screaming in pain?

0:46:210:46:24

Or if you've got a baby in hospital?

0:46:240:46:26

No, because they will just drift back to their lives, all right?

0:46:260:46:30

And you will be STUCK on your own.

0:46:300:46:33

So don't you DARE tell me where I'm supposed to be, all right?!

0:46:330:46:35

-You haven't got a clue.

-That's out of order.

0:46:350:46:37

..all over the table!

0:47:020:47:03

Fellas, what are you doing? You're supposed to be lifting weights, not pints.

0:47:030:47:07

-What's going on?

-Well, we decided we're not playing today, Alfie.

0:47:070:47:10

Oh, I get it.

0:47:110:47:13

Yeah, this is where the players turn against me? Is that right?

0:47:130:47:15

Yeah, I think you'll find it's called player power.

0:47:150:47:18

Oi, oi! So we training or what?

0:47:190:47:21

No, these dozy pillocks got the day wrong,

0:47:230:47:26

-they think it's tomorrow, don't they.

-Hm!

0:47:260:47:28

Want me to have a word, as captain?

0:47:290:47:31

Billy, listen, I've been thinking about it, right,

0:47:320:47:35

and I'm not sure the captain's role is quite right for you.

0:47:350:47:38

You said I was a born competitor.

0:47:380:47:40

Yeah, I know, and I mean it. Think about it, right.

0:47:400:47:42

What's the Captain? He's just a work horse, isn't he, eh?

0:47:420:47:46

No skills, no flair.

0:47:460:47:49

Nah, I'm looking at you, you know what I'm thinking?

0:47:490:47:51

Thinking, like, a lone striker, ready to POUNCE!

0:47:510:47:55

Like Geoff Hurst, yeah?

0:47:550:47:57

Hursty, eh? "They think it's all over..."

0:47:570:48:00

-THEY LAUGH

-Yeah, it is now!

0:48:000:48:01

What do you think I was doing?

0:48:060:48:07

I have no idea! You practically run out of hospital...

0:48:080:48:12

and then I come back to find you've bought some new car without even telling me.

0:48:120:48:16

I was going to tell you, but it didn't feel right.

0:48:160:48:18

That's because you were too busy changing the bank accounts

0:48:180:48:21

and now you've got your hands in the safe!

0:48:210:48:23

What you talking about?! D'you think I'm stealing petty cash?

0:48:230:48:25

What am I supposed to think?

0:48:250:48:27

You're supposed to TRUST me! I'm not your dad.

0:48:270:48:31

Well, then, don't ACT like it, Michael.

0:48:310:48:33

You know, instead of going out and buying new cars,

0:48:330:48:36

-why are you not at the hospital with YOUR daughter?

-Because it's all I can do!

0:48:360:48:39

OK?

0:48:390:48:41

I hate seeing Scarlett in pain, I hate seeing what it's doing to you,

0:48:410:48:44

but I don't have any control and I don't like that!

0:48:440:48:47

So all I can do is keep things going here!

0:48:470:48:50

So you just abandon me?

0:48:510:48:52

Leave me to deal with it? In a room full of perfect people!

0:48:520:48:54

Oh, those nauseating parents. I had to get out.

0:48:540:48:57

Yeah, well, that's how I felt too...

0:48:590:49:01

but I couldn't, because it looks like I am all that Scarlett's got.

0:49:010:49:05

That's untrue and unfair.

0:49:050:49:07

I love that child more than you can imagine.

0:49:100:49:12

I know... Oh, I know. It's just...

0:49:170:49:21

the car, I think, it took me by surprise.

0:49:210:49:23

That's exactly what it was meant to be - a surprise.

0:49:230:49:26

I thought after the prenup, you know, we were cool.

0:49:290:49:32

-I thought you trusted me.

-(I do...)

0:49:320:49:34

..I'm just tired.

0:49:370:49:39

I'm being so selfish, of course you are. You're exhausted.

0:49:440:49:47

Just...

0:49:480:49:49

..why don't you have a night off...

0:49:510:49:53

and just let me look after Scarlett tonight and...?

0:49:530:49:55

Huh?

0:49:580:49:59

Come on. I know, I know I'm inept.

0:50:010:50:03

I know I am...but I'm trying...

0:50:030:50:05

..and I'm not going anywhere, OK?

0:50:080:50:09

-I don't know why you're taking any notice of Janine for.

-Well, she's right, ain't she?

0:50:170:50:21

You've decided you don't want anything more to do with us.

0:50:210:50:23

Yeah, and you know why. Because of Abi.

0:50:230:50:26

Whatever's happening between me and her, it's Abi and I miss her.

0:50:260:50:29

What about me? I'm giving birth in 11 days,

0:50:290:50:31

you going to leave me to do that on my own an' all?

0:50:310:50:33

You ain't on your own! You've got Billy...

0:50:330:50:35

-and you've got me.

-You just said I'm too much hassle.

0:50:350:50:40

You are eight and a half months pregnant, you got a tag,

0:50:400:50:42

you're going round getting arrested, but I'm still your mate.

0:50:420:50:46

What, a screaming, puking kid ain't going to put you off?

0:50:460:50:49

-Have you seen yourself on Saturday nights?

-What am I, some sort of mug?

0:50:490:50:53

-I told you to stay indoors!

-We're only talking here.

0:50:530:50:55

She is on a warning with the police and social services.

0:50:550:50:58

-Yet here she is knocking about with you again.

-It ain't Jay's fault!

0:50:580:51:01

Well, how comes he's always about whenever you're in trouble, eh?

0:51:010:51:05

You home and you stay away, all right? I've had enough of this.

0:51:050:51:08

-You're staying in until this baby comes out! Come on.

-Pops!

0:51:080:51:14

Don't tell me, he tried to make a run for it?

0:51:200:51:23

So, d'you want me to cut off one of his ears?

0:51:240:51:27

Carly don't want it.

0:51:280:51:30

She said it's a bit late for me to start playing grandmother.

0:51:300:51:34

She probably don't mean that.

0:51:350:51:38

She doesn't want me to contact her again.

0:51:380:51:40

Said I haven't been her mum for years.

0:51:400:51:43

-Sorry.

-Why?

0:51:440:51:46

Not your fault I'm the world's worst parent, is it?

0:51:470:51:51

Shirl, you're not.

0:51:510:51:52

You might not be Carly's mum... but you're my mum.

0:51:530:51:58

I know you miss Hev...

0:52:000:52:03

..but you've always got me, Dad, and Jay.

0:52:040:52:08

And I reckon Carly will come round in the end too.

0:52:080:52:12

She hates my guts...

0:52:120:52:14

..she don't want to hear from me again.

0:52:160:52:17

Yeah, and when's that ever stopped you, eh?

0:52:170:52:19

You'll be knitting booties before you know it.

0:52:220:52:25

I can see it now...Nana Shirl.

0:52:250:52:27

When did you get so grown up, eh?

0:52:310:52:33

You call me Nana again and I'm going to cut your legs off.

0:52:370:52:40

-Geoff Hurst?

-Oi. Geoff Hurst is in his 70s, yeah,

0:52:410:52:45

and he'd still run rings round Billy.

0:52:450:52:47

-Did you not get your armband back?

-Now you just gotta tell one of your strikers

0:52:470:52:50

-you're dropping 'em for a 50-year-old donkey!

-I ain't giving up my place!

0:52:500:52:53

Ray's the frontman, he'll have to and he'll understand it's for the good of the team.

0:52:530:52:57

Didn't see me having a whinge when I was put on the bench for him, did ya?

0:52:570:53:00

-Still wouldn't like to be the one to tell him.

-No, you're right.

0:53:000:53:04

I'll just have to leave that to my captain, won't I?

0:53:040:53:07

Hush, man, I've been getting your drinks all day,

0:53:110:53:13

how much longer do I have to run around after you?

0:53:130:53:15

Till death us do part, my sweet.

0:53:150:53:17

Well, I'd better warn you, I have certain needs.

0:53:180:53:22

Will you stop this please?

0:53:220:53:23

-A drawer full of old socks that needs darning.

-Oh, I've had enough!

0:53:260:53:29

I wouldn't touch your smelly socks if my life depended on it.

0:53:290:53:33

Oh, I might as well not be here!

0:53:330:53:37

You're always having these private little jokes between yourselves these days.

0:53:370:53:40

Rose, SOME of us can enjoy a gentleman's company

0:53:400:53:43

without being desperate to get 'em in the sack.

0:53:430:53:47

Hmm. Well, it's perfectly obvious you two have got feelings for each other

0:53:470:53:51

and I don't know why you're bothering to deny it!

0:53:510:53:54

The woman's talking nonsense.

0:53:570:53:59

Can't take a joke, that's her problem!

0:54:000:54:03

What's he want?

0:54:180:54:21

He must have got the message about Lola.

0:54:210:54:23

I'll try and get rid of him.

0:54:230:54:24

I came as soon as I got your message, everything all right?

0:54:300:54:33

No. No, everything is NOT all right.

0:54:330:54:36

I need you to change the combination of the safe.

0:54:360:54:39

I swear I never told anyone the number...

0:54:390:54:41

-Oh, apart from Michael.

-He's your husband!

0:54:410:54:43

I'm not asking for a family tree, Billy, all right?

0:54:430:54:47

I'm just asking for you to keep an eye on him.

0:54:470:54:49

After all you've been through? Surely you can trust him?

0:54:490:54:53

Change the combination!

0:54:530:54:56

And this time just try keeping it to yourself.

0:54:560:54:59

TEXT ALERT

0:55:220:55:24

You don't own me, mate.

0:55:550:55:56

Kat? Kat, where are you?

0:56:010:56:04

Oh, there you are, love of my life.

0:56:040:56:06

-Feast your mince pies on this.

-What is it?

0:56:060:56:08

What do you mean? It's like a coach's board.

0:56:080:56:10

A bit of top level professional kit.

0:56:100:56:12

Helps me visualise the formation for the Queen Vic 11.

0:56:120:56:15

Hear me out, OK? So I'm starting with like the classic 4-4-2.

0:56:150:56:17

Andrew's in goal. I've got a strong back four,

0:56:170:56:20

Masood out wide, who serves our front man Tyler up there.

0:56:200:56:22

I thought we sorted this weeks ago?

0:56:220:56:24

Yeah, but it's like a fluid approach to modern management, innit?

0:56:240:56:27

-What you got there?

-Some clothes of Tommy's. Scarlett could use them.

0:56:270:56:30

Oh, yeah, right, so have you heard from Michael?

0:56:300:56:33

-No.

-Struggling a bit, ain't he?

0:56:330:56:36

Hello? What?

0:56:390:56:42

-I love you, Alfie.

-I love you too.

0:56:420:56:45

Anyway, if this goes a bit pear-shaped,

0:56:450:56:47

I'll just do the 4-5-1, the West Ham formation.

0:56:470:56:50

Come on the Hammers. Back in the Premier League, lads?

0:56:500:56:53

Yeah, thanks for your support.

0:56:530:56:54

Anyway, so what I'll do, I'll probably use Anthony

0:56:540:56:57

and Tyler together cos they've got an understanding of each other.

0:56:570:57:00

I'd keep Tyler up front.

0:57:000:57:02

You reckon? Why?

0:57:020:57:04

He's a better finisher.

0:57:040:57:06

Tyler's a better finisher? OK, not a bad idea. That's my girl.

0:57:060:57:09

Tyler up front. Up the Hammers!

0:57:090:57:12

How is he?

0:57:160:57:17

He's put on a bit of weight.

0:57:170:57:19

How's Scarlett?

0:57:200:57:21

Steady at two kilos. Good news about Jake though.

0:57:210:57:26

-Hi.

-Hi.

-OK?

0:57:260:57:30

Got you a coffee. Strong, skinny.

0:57:300:57:33

I got one.

0:57:330:57:34

Yeah. So I see. Everything fine?

0:57:340:57:37

I wouldn't say everything was fine, Michael, no.

0:57:370:57:41

You know what I mean.

0:57:410:57:44

How's Jake?

0:57:440:57:45

-Yeah, he's doing much better.

-Yeah.

-Great.

0:57:450:57:49

Yeah, he's actually put on a bit more weight than Scarlett.

0:57:490:57:52

That's all right. Babies are different. It's fine.

0:57:520:57:55

I'm just going to go and sit with her,

0:57:550:57:57

then I'll head back to the office.

0:57:570:57:59

Here it is. I thought you might like to...

0:58:040:58:09

Well, look, Shirl, look, he's got Carly's cheeks.

0:58:100:58:13

D'you remember when you used to be able to come in here

0:58:130:58:16

and have a cup of tea in peace?

0:58:160:58:18

-I said no.

-It's not enough you won't let me see Jay,

0:58:190:58:22

now you want to ruin the rest of my life an' all.

0:58:220:58:24

-You're grounded.

-But it's a special occasion.

0:58:240:58:26

Lola, a sale on the high street is not a special occasion.

0:58:260:58:29

-But I've got a voucher.

-Have you? Sorry.

0:58:290:58:31

I ain't got any jeans, have I?

0:58:310:58:32

What will I wear when I get my figure back? LAUGHTER

0:58:320:58:34

-What?

-You ain't going to get your figure back.

0:58:340:58:37

Have you seen the size of what's to come out?

0:58:370:58:39

Yeah, yeah, all right, we get the idea.

0:58:390:58:41

Victoria Beckham got hers back.

0:58:410:58:42

Yeah, but Victoria Beckham's probably got a personal trainer,

0:58:420:58:45

three nannies and a chef. What you got?

0:58:450:58:48

-No chance.

-Whatever. I'm still buying them.

0:58:490:58:52

No, you're not. You're grounded. You're lucky I let you come here.

0:58:520:58:55

I just want to do one thing that's fun.

0:58:550:58:57

Oh, Billy, there you are. Listen mate, heads up,

0:58:570:58:59

we got a journo coming to the game on Monday to have a chat.

0:58:590:59:02

Wants to chat to me, yeah?

0:59:020:59:04

Well, yes, you know, it's to both of us. Manager and striker.

0:59:040:59:06

I like it. Hook into the torch relay thing.

0:59:060:59:08

-Oh, is that coming up, is it?

-Don't encourage him.

0:59:080:59:11

-Next week.

-That's exciting, innit?

0:59:110:59:13

Stupid corporate games.

0:59:130:59:15

Tube's a nightmare and there's foreigners everywhere.

0:59:150:59:18

Nice one, Shirley, thanks, darling.

0:59:180:59:20

Listen, I was hoping maybe we could drive the message

0:59:200:59:23

closer to the area of the team and the Vic.

0:59:230:59:25

With all due respect though, Alf, I mean I'm the torchbearer.

0:59:250:59:27

-I'm the one with the profile here.

-Yes. Yes, I know that, Billy.

0:59:270:59:30

That's why we need to sort out our media strategy, nail it down, mate.

0:59:300:59:34

Just pop into the pub, please?

0:59:340:59:36

If I lose another game, the press will be all over me.

0:59:360:59:38

-I have to work.

-It's just ten minutes, that's all. Please.

0:59:380:59:41

-I'll try.

-Good man, all right. All right, ladies?

0:59:410:59:43

-You all right there?

-You got to go to work. I'm on my own again.

0:59:430:59:46

Well, don't worry, I've got my spies out there.

0:59:460:59:49

-Such a loser.

-Give us a cup of tea to take away please, Marie.

0:59:490:59:51

-And one of them.

-No, no, you've got to eat healthily.

0:59:510:59:54

"You've got to eat healthily".

0:59:540:59:56

-You do.

-"You do."

0:59:560:59:59

-Oi.

-He said, "You've got to eat healthily."

0:59:591:00:02

Oh, just let her have it, Shirl.

1:00:021:00:04

Grow a pair, Billy, make a statement and stand by it.

1:00:041:00:06

And why don't you mind your own business, you silly old cow?

1:00:061:00:09

-Hey!

-Hey, you've got a mouth on you, ain't you?

1:00:091:00:12

Tell you what, Billy. I'm a little bit idle today.

1:00:121:00:14

How about I keep my eye on her? Make sure she stays grounded?

1:00:141:00:18

That'd be brilliant, Shirl. But you don't have to.

1:00:181:00:21

Oh, no. It'd be a pleasure.

1:00:211:00:25

I don't know what keeps them up.

1:00:271:00:29

They're terrible!

1:00:291:00:31

Look, look at the waistband...

1:00:311:00:34

It's awful.

1:00:351:00:36

I know.

1:00:361:00:37

-Terrible.

-What's this?

1:00:371:00:39

Just doing a bit of ironing, love.

1:00:391:00:41

-You could do with some new pants.

-My pants are fine, thanks.

1:00:411:00:44

Oh, look at these!

1:00:441:00:46

You don't need to do my ironing.

1:00:461:00:48

I might just as well.

1:00:481:00:50

Cora and Patrick, they're in each other's pockets,

1:00:501:00:53

I've got little else to do. Nothing I ain't seen before.

1:00:531:00:55

It's not appropriate.

1:00:551:00:57

Oh, look, I don't mind.

1:00:571:00:59

THEY LAUGH

1:00:591:01:00

When he was little he used to run around without any pants.

1:01:001:01:03

I used to let him. Get a nice breeze through his undercarriage.

1:01:031:01:07

-Oh, that's so cute.

-Yeah.

1:01:071:01:09

Mum! Mum, just leave it. Mum.

1:01:091:01:11

THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING

1:01:111:01:13

We're going to have a lovely time together, me and you.

1:01:161:01:19

Lots of cups of tea, lots of girly chats.

1:01:191:01:21

I'll even paint your toenails for you if you like.

1:01:211:01:25

Ah. Billy hasn't got any milk.

1:01:251:01:29

Oh, he must have forgot when you were yelling at him.

1:01:291:01:32

But you can't have a cup of tea without any milk, can you?

1:01:321:01:36

I'll be two minutes.

1:01:361:01:39

Don't you go anywhere.

1:01:391:01:42

You're not as bright as you think you are, Lola.

1:02:121:02:15

-All right mate, how's your morning been?

-Up at the hospital mainly.

1:02:211:02:25

Shouldn't you be there now? With your family?

1:02:251:02:28

I've got a few things to take care of here.

1:02:281:02:30

-You hungry?

-No, I'm all right.

1:02:301:02:33

Nah, don't be silly.

1:02:331:02:34

Listen, I've got some of this high protein, low GI stuff for the lads.

1:02:341:02:38

Think about it, right.

1:02:381:02:40

Good nutrition's as valuable as ball skills.

1:02:401:02:42

Can I just have a pie, please? I'm not in the team.

1:02:421:02:45

No, you can't have a pie.

1:02:451:02:47

No, I guarantee you'll love this stuff, I promise you.

1:02:471:02:49

Yeah, it's brilliant stuff. He's really good.

1:02:491:02:52

Oh, excuse me. Yes, mate.

1:02:521:02:54

Here you are.

1:02:561:02:57

-What's that?

-It's for Scarlett.

1:02:571:02:59

It's just a few of Tommy's bits just laying round.

1:02:591:03:01

I thought you could take 'em.

1:03:011:03:03

Thank you. That's kind.

1:03:041:03:07

It's his idea.

1:03:071:03:09

OK.

1:03:091:03:11

I gave you a chance.

1:03:141:03:16

I trusted you to stay put, do the right thing.

1:03:161:03:19

What are you doing?

1:03:191:03:21

I'm not angry, Lola. I'm disappointed.

1:03:221:03:25

-Shirley?

-You've let me down, you've let Billy down,

1:03:251:03:27

but most of all, you've let yourself down.

1:03:271:03:30

-Are you joking? This is imprisonment.

-I hope so, yeah.

1:03:301:03:32

You can't do this to me. I'm pregnant!

1:03:321:03:34

This is the best for you. You'll thank me for it one day.

1:03:341:03:37

No, I won't.

1:03:371:03:38

-Well, I won't care either way. Phone.

-No.

1:03:381:03:41

See you tonight.

1:03:441:03:46

What? No, Shirley! You can't do this! This is abuse!

1:03:461:03:49

Shirley! This is illegal.

1:03:491:03:51

And what if I have to go to the toilet? Shirley!

1:03:511:03:55

What? No. No. No. No!

1:03:551:03:57

Shirley. Shirley! Shirley! Shirley!

1:03:571:04:02

Look, they're very manly.

1:04:081:04:09

Are they big enough? Not too much though, are they?

1:04:091:04:13

No. They're right on trend.

1:04:131:04:15

All right? Auntie Dot, it's Andrew.

1:04:171:04:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah, really good. You?

1:04:201:04:23

Terrific.

1:04:231:04:25

Listen. Can you do me a favour?

1:04:251:04:29

No, all I'm saying is, if winning an Olympic gold medal

1:04:301:04:34

isn't the highest honour in a sport, then it shouldn't be in the Games.

1:04:341:04:37

What you got? Tennis, football, BMX, where does it stop?

1:04:371:04:41

So what do you think of the lunch, then?

1:04:411:04:43

-That's it?

-Yeah.

1:04:451:04:47

OK, you didn't fancy putting any meat in there, no?

1:04:471:04:50

It's all about the protein and the quinoa and the beans.

1:04:501:04:53

It's lean, you know. Keeps your weight down.

1:04:531:04:56

All right, but...

1:04:561:04:58

But... But what?

1:04:581:05:01

Nothing. Nothing. It's delicious.

1:05:011:05:03

Good.

1:05:031:05:04

Going up the hospital now?

1:05:041:05:05

I've got to do some business stuff, you know.

1:05:051:05:08

Janine obviously can't so... I'm just picking up the slack.

1:05:081:05:11

How's she coping?

1:05:111:05:12

Great. Amazing.

1:05:141:05:16

-That's terrific.

-And you?

1:05:161:05:17

Fine.

1:05:181:05:21

Everything's changed, innit? Now you've seen her.

1:05:211:05:24

-Don't you feel completely helpless?

-Kat, come on.

1:05:241:05:26

Totally alone.

1:05:261:05:28

Like everything's just happening and you've got no control over it.

1:05:281:05:31

Kat.

1:05:311:05:33

We don't feel alone.

1:05:351:05:37

There are other parents there, going through the same thing as us.

1:05:391:05:43

You know, we can empathise with each other. Like a little gang.

1:05:431:05:48

And next month it'll be the same. But with a different set.

1:05:491:05:53

And the same again at the next hospital.

1:05:531:05:56

Cos we'll all get through it together, won't we? Somehow.

1:05:561:06:00

There you go.

1:06:001:06:01

Making Janine and I even stronger.

1:06:011:06:04

And you trust each other?

1:06:061:06:07

Yeah. We're a family.

1:06:071:06:09

ALARMS BEEP

1:06:121:06:14

MORE ALARMS BEEP

1:06:191:06:21

Is he OK?

1:06:211:06:22

He's not breathing. Bag him.

1:06:251:06:28

No heart rate. Starting compressions.

1:06:281:06:31

One, two, three.

1:06:311:06:33

-What's going on?

-One, two, three.

1:06:331:06:35

I'll get IV access and bloods.

1:06:351:06:37

No spontaneous breathing.

1:06:371:06:39

Continue CPR.

1:06:391:06:42

One, two, three. One, two, three.

1:06:431:06:46

One, two, three.

1:06:461:06:48

-I'll get a second line.

-One, two, three.

1:06:481:06:50

Come on, J.

1:06:501:06:51

Sorry, Janine. Can I ask you to wait outside for a while?

1:06:511:06:54

-But Scarlett, I...

-She'll be fine.

1:06:541:06:56

-Blood gas count?

-Come on, keep going.

1:06:571:07:01

One, two, three. One, two, three.

1:07:011:07:04

One beef and ale pie.

1:07:061:07:07

Stick it in the over for what? 30 minutes at 190, good as gold.

1:07:071:07:10

You're all right.

1:07:101:07:11

No, Michael, take it, it's only going to go to waste, mate.

1:07:111:07:14

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

1:07:141:07:16

And these should fit Scarlett when she's about nine months.

1:07:161:07:19

Thank you.

1:07:191:07:22

-Listen, give our love to the girls, yeah?

-Yeah.

1:07:221:07:25

What?

1:07:301:07:31

Kat, when Michael comes in, all right, I try to keep it light.

1:07:331:07:38

All that talk of hospitals and stuff, it just brings him down.

1:07:381:07:41

-Keep it light?

-Yeah.

1:07:411:07:43

All right, we'll just stick our heads in the sand, shall we?

1:07:431:07:47

You can't keep me in here all day, Shirley!

1:07:471:07:49

This stupid window don't open. I'll suffocate!

1:07:491:07:52

I think it's locked.

1:07:521:07:54

I'll tell the social then.

1:07:541:07:56

It's abuse is what it is and you'll go to jail.

1:07:561:07:59

You know what they do to child abusers in jail. You'll deserve it!

1:07:591:08:02

Fine!

1:08:021:08:03

SHE HITS THE WINDOW

1:08:031:08:05

Oi! Oi! Stop it.

1:08:051:08:09

-None of that.

-I can't breathe!

1:08:091:08:11

Do you know how much it costs to replace a window?

1:08:111:08:14

-You'd rather I died?

-You ain't going to die.

-No thanks to you.

1:08:141:08:17

-Look, just give it a rest, will you?

-You're the child abuser!

1:08:171:08:19

Locking me up like some kind of criminal.

1:08:191:08:21

I'm 39 weeks pregnant. I'm fragile and vulnerable.

1:08:211:08:24

If you were fragile and vulnerable you'd be on the sofa,

1:08:241:08:26

-eating cakes like the rest of the...

-HANDLE FALLS TO FLOOR

1:08:261:08:29

-You left the kitchen window open, didn't you?

-So?

1:08:291:08:32

There's a draught! Oh, my day...

1:08:321:08:35

Shirley, where is it? Shirley.

1:08:351:08:37

It's in the kitchen.

1:08:371:08:39

The knob is in the kitchen.

1:08:401:08:43

For my wife. I'll take them. Lovely.

1:08:441:08:47

45 quid, is it? Bit steep.

1:08:471:08:50

-You pay for quality, right? Keep the change.

-Thank you.

1:08:521:08:56

-Do you wear them?

-Never.

1:08:571:08:59

Charity shop.

1:08:591:09:00

But I might.

1:09:001:09:02

Well, if you haven't, you won't.

1:09:021:09:03

You are a clever girl.

1:09:031:09:05

You going somewhere, Mum?

1:09:051:09:07

Yeah, going to Dot's for a while.

1:09:071:09:10

Really?

1:09:101:09:11

She's not well, her hip's really playing her up, badly.

1:09:111:09:14

She needs a bit of looking after, bless her.

1:09:141:09:17

-Sandy and Dotty are at the end of their tether.

-For how long?

1:09:171:09:20

-Who knows?

-Well, we're packing for four seasons.

1:09:201:09:24

So, when do you go?

1:09:241:09:26

-It's all right. He'll understand.

-Today.

1:09:281:09:31

Goo... Wow. Wow.

1:09:311:09:32

Are you OK with that?

1:09:331:09:34

Yeah, just a bit of a shock, that's all.

1:09:361:09:39

-Well, I can stay.

-No! No, I mean, if Auntie Dot needs you...

1:09:391:09:44

-She does.

-Then today it is. What can I do to help?

1:09:441:09:49

-Help! Help!

-Help! Is anybody there?

1:09:501:09:54

Help! Please!

1:09:541:09:57

If the window wasn't locked we could open it. And someone might hear us.

1:09:571:10:00

I didn't know we were going to get stuck in here, did I?

1:10:001:10:03

Obviously. I'm smashing it.

1:10:031:10:06

-No, you're not.

-Why?

-Cos that's 200 quid's worth. Have you got that?

1:10:061:10:09

We don't have to replace it.

1:10:091:10:11

Don't be so stupid!

1:10:111:10:13

What? It's really warm outside. And what if I go into labour?

1:10:131:10:16

-You're not going to go into labour.

-How do you know?

1:10:161:10:18

Because if it comes out, I'll shove it back in again.

1:10:181:10:21

What if they never find us?

1:10:211:10:22

What if they find us in, like, 30 years

1:10:221:10:25

and we're just skeletons.

1:10:251:10:26

In old jeans! Massive maternity jeans.

1:10:261:10:28

They're going to think I was fat. We've got to get out of here.

1:10:281:10:31

We just have to wait for Billy. He won't be long.

1:10:311:10:33

What if he never comes home?

1:10:331:10:35

What if he's been hit by a bus or kidnapped by some gangsters?

1:10:351:10:39

And he never comes home.

1:10:391:10:41

What if he's been bitten by a rabid dog and he's just out there,

1:10:411:10:44

on the street, just foaming at the mouth, never knowing that

1:10:441:10:47

his beloved granddaughter was slowly starving to death with an old lady.

1:10:471:10:51

-Oi.

-It'll just be you and me. In here.

1:10:511:10:53

For ever.

1:10:531:10:55

BOTH: Help! Help!

1:10:571:11:00

Please help!

1:11:001:11:01

Would you like to hold her?

1:11:391:11:41

Mate, I know she's really punctual, but she's really busy. So that's...

1:11:511:11:54

I understand. Why don't you come to my office. 20 minutes.

1:11:541:11:57

OK, 20 minutes, yeah? Cheers, mate.

1:11:571:12:01

Bill. Bill!

1:12:011:12:04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

1:12:041:12:07

-The code's changed.

-I don't know anything about that.

1:12:071:12:10

This boiler guy...he's ringing me every 20 minutes.

1:12:101:12:12

-Who's changed it?

-I've got a bit of filing to do.

-Don't move!

1:12:121:12:15

Billy, don't move.

1:12:151:12:18

-What's the new one?

-I don't know.

1:12:181:12:20

Billy.

1:12:211:12:22

-She'll kill me.

-Billy, I will kill you. And I'm here.

1:12:251:12:28

She asked me to change it.

1:12:291:12:31

Why didn't she tell me?

1:12:321:12:33

Because she didn't want you to know the combination.

1:12:351:12:37

Look, Michael, she's been under a lot of stress.

1:12:371:12:40

-OK, Billy, thanks. Out, please.

-Hormones and...

-Out! Out, Billy!

1:12:401:12:43

PHONE RINGS

1:12:491:12:50

They, um, they just came and they've taken him away

1:12:541:13:00

and I don't think he's coming back.

1:13:001:13:02

I can't hold her, Michael. I can't hold our daughter.

1:13:031:13:08

And I can't do this without you.

1:13:111:13:14

Please. I need you here.

1:13:141:13:18

Are you sure you're going to be OK?

1:13:301:13:32

Yes, Mum.

1:13:321:13:33

I don't mean to nag. I just like looking after you.

1:13:331:13:35

I know you do.

1:13:351:13:37

I'm sorry if I got in your way.

1:13:371:13:39

You never, Mum.

1:13:391:13:41

Look, you don't want to miss your train, do you?

1:13:431:13:46

No. Best get off, eh?

1:13:461:13:48

-You got your ticket?

-Picking it up at the station.

1:13:481:13:51

Yeah, good. There's probably queues.

1:13:511:13:54

Andrew. Have you spoken to Dot lately?

1:13:541:13:57

Me? No.

1:13:581:14:00

Are you sure?

1:14:001:14:02

Yeah, not a word.

1:14:021:14:04

Oh, you're a good boy.

1:14:051:14:07

-Have a safe journey, Mum.

-Yeah, thanks, darling.

1:14:101:14:13

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

1:14:161:14:20

I know it's not my business, but just in case...

1:14:201:14:23

And Poppy assures me that they're very manly.

1:14:231:14:27

See ya, Mum.

1:14:271:14:29

Love you. Miss you already.

1:14:291:14:33

All I wanted was a new pair of jeans.

1:14:371:14:38

It's not much, really.

1:14:381:14:40

But you were grounded.

1:14:401:14:41

Well, just something to make me feel nice.

1:14:411:14:44

To try and remember what I did look like.

1:14:441:14:47

I'm starving.

1:14:471:14:50

Here you are.

1:14:561:14:57

Are you serious? What happened to eating healthily?

1:14:571:15:00

Like I care what Billy thinks.

1:15:001:15:03

No, you're all right. Go on then.

1:15:041:15:09

-You will get your figure back, you know.

-Really?

1:15:101:15:14

You're only young, ain't you?

1:15:141:15:16

Pop it out and it'll all spring back.

1:15:161:15:18

Does it hurt?

1:15:201:15:21

I mean, I know it hurts, but how much does it actually hurt?

1:15:211:15:25

It hurts.

1:15:251:15:27

It hurts how much you think it's going to hurt.

1:15:291:15:33

Really?

1:15:341:15:36

Well, getting them out's the easy bit.

1:15:361:15:40

Then all you do is let them down.

1:15:401:15:41

I'll never let her down.

1:15:411:15:43

It's what mums do.

1:15:431:15:45

How was yours?

1:15:481:15:49

She ran off when I was three.

1:15:491:15:50

There you go then.

1:15:501:15:53

I'm really scared, Shirley.

1:15:551:15:57

You should be. Well, what do you want me to tell you?

1:15:591:16:02

That's it's all going to be easy? Cos it ain't.

1:16:021:16:05

Carly. Mine.

1:16:091:16:11

She's just had a baby.

1:16:131:16:15

That's good, innit?

1:16:151:16:16

Only she didn't tell me.

1:16:161:16:19

I had to hear it from Denise.

1:16:191:16:23

That's how good a mum I was.

1:16:231:16:24

That she couldn't even be bothered to tell me

1:16:241:16:27

about most important thing that ever happened in her life.

1:16:271:16:32

We don't speak any more...

1:16:341:16:37

..but she still gets to me.

1:16:401:16:42

What do you do when you're scared? Do you run?

1:16:431:16:46

Cos it don't work.

1:16:481:16:50

You stay and you have a crack at being a good mum.

1:16:521:16:56

But what about you?

1:16:591:17:00

What are you going to have a crack at?

1:17:001:17:04

-Abseiling down the side of the Vic.

-What?

1:17:041:17:08

The other night, up on the scaffolding with Jean Slater,

1:17:081:17:11

don't ask, she was telling me that, you know,

1:17:111:17:15

that I was having a mid-life crisis.

1:17:151:17:18

And when you go through that, you want to things to change.

1:17:181:17:23

But why abseiling?

1:17:251:17:26

Because it's absolutely pointless. And I'm petrified of heights.

1:17:261:17:30

THEY LAUGH

1:17:301:17:31

Mental.

1:17:311:17:33

Were you really going to put that lamp through that window?

1:17:351:17:38

-Yeah.

-You got some balls, ain't you?

1:17:381:17:40

You know, you don't have to worry about being a mum.

1:17:401:17:43

You're going to be all right.

1:17:431:17:45

Are you OK?

1:17:491:17:51

Yeah.

1:17:511:17:52

Are you going to cry?

1:17:521:17:54

No.

1:17:541:17:56

It's all right if you are, you know.

1:17:561:17:58

No, I'm not.

1:17:581:18:00

I think I need that bucket.

1:18:001:18:02

You've got Anthony and Tyler up front.

1:18:041:18:06

I know, but I haven't finished yet. We've got a lot of flexibility, OK?

1:18:061:18:09

I want to use Anthony as a link-up man to serve the forwards,

1:18:091:18:12

use his vision and use the diamond formation.

1:18:121:18:14

Oh, like Chelsea.

1:18:141:18:15

Yeah, yeah, like Chelsea, but under Ancelotti.

1:18:151:18:17

-BABY CRYING

-Did you hear that?

1:18:171:18:19

Yeah, must have just started, sweetheart. OK...

1:18:191:18:22

-I'll get it, shall I?

-Yeah all right then, babe.

1:18:221:18:24

Then what I'm going to do is use Jack, centre,

1:18:241:18:26

floating in mid-defence, use Fat Boy and Max,

1:18:261:18:29

get them to do the traditional midfield role. D'you reckon?

1:18:291:18:31

Tyler and Anthony down the front cos they can talk to each other,

1:18:311:18:34

-and then I'll stick Ray in.

-No, no, me.

-Yeah, OK.

1:18:341:18:37

OK, Billy, OK you're down there, I need to bring Anthony midfield.

1:18:371:18:41

Then we'll do what Barcelona do when under pressure, which is?

1:18:411:18:44

-4-3-3.

-What?

-4-3-3.

1:18:441:18:46

4-3-3, we'll bring our strikers forward and I'll probably get

1:18:461:18:49

Anthony and Tyler down, probably get Tyler in the Messi role.

1:18:491:18:52

-Did you pay Roxy her money?

-Yes, all sorted, sweetheart.

1:18:521:18:54

Are you going to get that?

1:18:541:18:56

-Yeah, I'll get it.

-Yeah, good girl.

1:18:561:18:57

So, now, I might play Fat Boy and Max, I'll play them

1:18:571:19:00

in a wide traditional midfield position.

1:19:001:19:03

PHONE VIBRATES

1:19:031:19:04

And Jack, as I said, keep him on defence.

1:19:041:19:06

I need you just in front of Masood,

1:19:061:19:08

while Anthony and Tyler play up front.

1:19:081:19:10

I'm playing up front, aren't I?

1:19:101:19:11

No, no, Billy you can't play up front,

1:19:111:19:13

I need you just in front of Masood, right.

1:19:131:19:15

'I can't hold her, Michael, I can't. I can't hold our daughter.

1:19:271:19:32

'And I can't do this without you.

1:19:341:19:38

'I need you here.

1:19:401:19:43

'Please!'

1:19:431:19:44

BABY GURGLES

1:19:441:19:46

Night night, sweetheart.

1:20:011:20:03

-BATTERING ON DOOR

-Help! Billy?! Billy?!

-Please! Pops!

1:20:471:20:49

Hey, hey, what's the matter?

1:20:491:20:51

-Pops! Pops!

-All right, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Hang on.

1:20:511:20:54

-There you are.

-Thank God, thank God, thank God. Where were you?

1:20:541:20:58

-I just stopped off at the pub.

-It was awful.

1:20:581:21:00

We were trapped, I thought we was going to die

1:21:001:21:02

and everyone was going to think I was fat.

1:21:021:21:04

It's all right, it's all right.

1:21:041:21:05

I'm really, really sorry. You'll never have to ground me again.

1:21:051:21:08

-I'll do exactly what you say.

-I'm glad about that.

1:21:081:21:11

Bill, could you get my phone for me please? In the kitchen?

1:21:111:21:13

-You can get it yourself, can't you?

-Do as you're told, Billy.

1:21:131:21:16

All right.

1:21:161:21:17

-Here you are.

-Are you serious?

1:21:171:21:19

I'll keep him busy.

1:21:191:21:22

I've probably got enough pairs of jeans.

1:21:221:21:24

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