14/07/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


14/07/2012

Masood is stunned when his wayward brother AJ arrives on the Square, but it soon becomes clear why Zainab is not a fan. Kat's efforts to spend time alone with Alfie are thwarted.


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Do you mind?!

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Forgive me. I wasn't watching where you were going...

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What do you expect? Standing up in the way doing nothing.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Oi, you're not a forensic scientist are you?

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-What?

-Or know any?

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Plenty. Miami, New York, Vegas...

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A comedian. Just what this place needs...

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-Do I look like a comedian?

-No.

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Actually you look like somebody who doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

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Such a shame Denise can't make this.

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She deserves it more than anyone else.

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I mean, an ingrown toenail - how random is that?

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I know what you're doing...

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What? I'm getting ready to go.

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Looking for a way out. Any excuse not to go.

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Ridiculous. Why would I do that?

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We'll be OK.

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-Kamil...

-Is a little trooper.

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-And Syed...

-Is a big boy now.

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-Tamwar...

-Is stronger than you think.

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You.

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Will be here. Always.

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Come on, Zee. Go and enjoy yourself.

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-You deserve this.

-I didn't even want it in the first place.

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Oh yes, you did. You did. You did, deep down.

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Otherwise you wouldn't have "won". I'll miss you, Zee. We all will.

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-But we'll cope.

-Promise?

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It's just two nights.

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We'll be fine.

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There you go. 100 brushes - just like a princess.

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I'm not a princess. And I'm not a horse either.

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Really. Seems to me you're turning into a right little mare.

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What's got into you?

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I'm growing up. There aren't any real princesses anyway.

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Not like in the stories.

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What'd you mean?

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In books, they're nice.

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These days they've all got eating disorders and having affairs.

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That's what Mum says.

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Why is that?

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-It's called growing up.

-Cool.

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PHONE VIBRATES What's that buzzing noise?

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Ow!

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Sorry! Look, off you go, you're done.

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-Did you hear that buzzing?

-Go on. Get your school bag.

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Shirl. You OK?

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Yeah, I'm fine. Why you asking?

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No reason. So you starting the burger van up again?

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No flies on you, is there, Benjamin?

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D'you want any help?

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Nah... I reckon I've had enough help from you.

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This is something I gotta do on my own.

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OK?

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Hey, Sugar Ray?

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Hey. Been trying to text you, babe.

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Hey. Yeah, I know, I got your messages...

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and thank you for my spa weekend.

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-You're welcome, babe.

-Hey, have you seen what Denise's done to the colour of the B&B while I was away?

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What, she's trying to improve it. Listen, are you busy?

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-No.

-Only, I got a surprise for you.

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-What, another one?

-Meet me here at 11 sharp.

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Wear something comfortable.

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Comfortable?

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Mm-hm. As in, something loose.

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That's my middle name. Mm! Thank you.

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Eleven o'clock. Where's Kat?

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-Easy, Katrina?

-You all right?

-Yeah?

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Another day off? Doing something nice?

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-It's a surprise.

-Oh, is that right?

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Yeah.

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-Well, enjoy yourselves...

-Oh yeah!

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It's going to be explosive.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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You hear that? There's going to be a "bang" today.

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-See ya later!

-See you later.

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She's no princess.

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No? Then why's she got the prince?

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You're going to be late. You've already got an umbrella.

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It's back-up. It's called being prepared, Masood.

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-It's the middle of summer.

-Yeah. The Great British summer.

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Which means I'll need another scarf! Gloves!

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She's bonkers.

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Nah. She's not bonkers. She's just worried.

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About what?

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Us.

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MUSIC: "Weird Fishes" by Radiohead

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All right?

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MUSIC STOPS

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Fine, thanks.

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Any particular reason why you're standing there next to that car?

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What, this car? The 1977 Blue Daimler Sovereign 4.2 litre?

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-Yes. That one.

-I was thinking about nicking it.

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-I beg your pardon?

-It's why I'm standing here.

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Thinking about nicking this Daimler, taking it for a joy ride and then selling it for parts.

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It's the Asian in me, innit?

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Funny(!) You got a lip on you, mate.

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Two, last time I checked.

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Well, next time you check you might have a fat one,

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if you don't jog on right now.

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HE SCOFFS

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Couldn't point me in the direction of number 41, could you?

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-Jog on.

-Yeah.

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All right, Shirl?

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I know what it looks like, Jay.

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-But I'm off to start a business, not join the homeless.

-That's fine. Need a hand?

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Yeah. Open the door for me.

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There you go.

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I think we should help her.

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She don't want help.

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Yeah, making burgers.

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But she didn't say anything about advertising 'em.

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OK. So how many we got? Ten? Ten, OK.

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Brilliant. I'll be there for about one o'clock.

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Nice. I'll call you back.

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Babe, what are you wearing?

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Somethin' loose. Took ages to decide. You like it?

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< Kim!

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Sasha!

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Y-you're here...

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It's my birthday! Didn't Dad say?

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He got me the day off school.

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What are you wearing?

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What did you tell her?

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Babe, I told her to wear something loose and comfortable.

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And not to be late.

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You won't have time to get changed before we go.

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Go where?

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Make sure she gets on the train.

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Make sure she understands that you'll miss her,

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but you'll be fine.

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I'll miss her and I'll be fine.

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Yes. And she's to relax. And have fun.

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Are we are talking about the same woman?

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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-I got it. Tam's got your suitcase.

-OK.

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Mas... Long -

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What are you doing here?

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Kamil needs to have a bath at 6.30.

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And please, can you make sure that your father remembers to feed him this time?

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-We were planning on leaving him outside to be reared by wolves.

-Tamwar, I am depending on you, OK?

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Your father, he means well, but he's prone to distractions.

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-So I need you to be my...

-Spy?

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My eyes and my ears, Tamwar!

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(Spy.)

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-Are you mad?!

-A little peeved, yes!

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What are you doing here?

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What do you think? I've come to see my brother.

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Now? Without any warning?

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What do you think Zainab's going to say when she sees you?

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What Zainab always says when she sees me - "Oh, very bad man, very bad influence", yada yada yada...

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I came to see you, bruv. It's been way too long.

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What? Where are you going?

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No. There's a cafe around the corner. Wait there.

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Wait there!

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No. Follow these rules. OK?

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I knew I could count on you.

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Least it's not too many(!)

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All right?

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Who was it?

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-What?

-At the door, who was it?

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Uh... No-one. Important, I mean.

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-Shall we?

-Yeah.

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I'm taking Mum to the station.

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Nah nah. Doesn't matter... I'll do it.

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Why don't you go to work or something?

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Because I'm not working today, remember?

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Well - go and get some fresh air or...you know.

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I was. By walking Mum...

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Whoever is walking, please, can we go now?

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You will not defeat me, got that?

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I've lived through all sorts, survived too much,

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to be beaten down by a flaming griddle pan!

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Paintball?

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Yep. Me and Sasha do it every year on her birthday.

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It's a tradition.

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Whatever happened to pin the tail on the donkey?

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It's kind of like that - but with guns.

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Guns?

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Big guns!

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MUSIC ON HEADPHONES

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Are you getting anything?

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MUSIC STOPS

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-What?

-Are you getting anything?

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Since you ask so nicely...

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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Coffee.

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Haven't seen you around here before.

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Er, no. It's my first time.

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Oh. An East End virgin? How exciting.

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Welcome to the manor.

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Um...

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Thanks...?

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THEY GIGGLE

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Can I get that coffee to go, please?

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Masood! Jaldi karna! Sara din eh gaya mere paas?

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I don't want to be standing here all day.

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-Come on, then.

-Where are you going?

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Thought you might prefer the bus. Save a couple of pounds.

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Why would I want to spend an extra hour on the bus just to save two pounds!

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Come on!

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Ooh!

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-What is it?

-Nothing...

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I-I just thought I might stop for a coffee on the way back.

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That's a nice idea. I might get something for the journey myself.

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What? No! No.

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You don't want to be late...

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Two seconds ago you were said why don't I take the bus,

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now you're saying I don't have time for a takeaway coffee?

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What is wrong with you?

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Masood!

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What are you doing, Masood?

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Just getting the door for you.

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What, like I can't get the door for myself?

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Ugh.

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Oh, one coffee and one tea to take away, please.

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You all right?

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Now, it's Blues versus Blacks.

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The objective is to get to this helicopter. Inside is a package.

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Get this package to the clearly marked flag.

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What? That's it?

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Without getting shot. Two hits and you're out.

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OK, everyone. You got it?

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ALL: Yeah.

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-Got it?

-Yeah.

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All right. Everyone ready? Let's go!

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SHOUTING AND CHEERING

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Flamin', stupid, worthless... get it to work...

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BANGING AND CRASHING

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Shirley?

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I know you're in there.

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What?

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You've found yourself a hobby! Do you need a hand?

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No. I'm fine. I can handle this by myself.

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OK.

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BANGING AND CRASHING

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Jai.

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Veeru.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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THEY LAUGH AND BANTER

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-Kim?

-You OK?

-Yeah.

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All right.

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SIREN SOUNDS

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GUNFIRE

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SHE SQUEALS

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...she leans over and she goes "East End virgin? How exciting!"

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Seriously, I thought she was going to jump me there and then.

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Yeah, well, with Rose anything's possible. You had a lucky escape.

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Yeah. We both did. What was all that about with Zainab? I know she don't like me, but...

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It wasn't you. Well, it was partly you. She was going somewhere.

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And I knew, if she saw you, she'd stay. That's all.

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And it was important for her to go?

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-Yeah.

-Why?

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Because this trip is the first time, in a long time,

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that Mum can even start thinking about being herself again.

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Who is that?

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Syed? Damn... You ain't changed a bit.

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AJ, this is Tamwar.

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Tamwar, meet my brother Amjad.

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Uncle AJ. Yeah. I've heard a lot about you.

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This is when it all starts to go awry.

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"Awry"! Big words...

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In here, Kat.

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Did Alfie find you?

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Didn't know he was looking.

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He's been trying to call you.

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Yeah, I left me phone...

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Did he say what it's about?

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Seemed a bit hacked off, though.

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Hello.

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All alone?

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-Celebrating.

-Oh yeah? What?

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I don't really know.

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Right.

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Um, if you're not busy,

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there's someone that might be able to use our help.

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GUNFIRE

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Ha! Yeah!

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# What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! #

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SHE SCREAMS

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So, you're Uncle AJ. The black sheep of the family.

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Ooh, black sheep?

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I suppose I can cope with that. We've all got a few skeletons in our closet.

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You can say that again.

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So...why are you here?

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I wanted to see my brother, his family...

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OK. Why now?

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Circumstances...

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No. I mean - why now? And not ever before.

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It's not like I've had that many invitations.

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It's simple, Tamwar.

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Your mum doesn't like me. She really doesn't like my wife.

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-In fact, she called my wife ...

-We really don't need to go into any specifics.

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-Why does she hate him?

-Does Zainab need a reason?

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She has her reasons, AJ.

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We may not agree with them - but she has them.

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Basically, Tam -

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I am a bad Muslim. And I'm a bad influence on your father.

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Your mother thinks that when we...

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get together, we, um...

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y'know, egg each other on. Get into trouble...

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Like sodium and chlorine gas being mixed.

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It's combustible.

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Yeah...

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Anyway, since you've arrived, Dad's lied to Mum several times over,

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he's lied to me several times over

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and no doubt will do it again several times over before you leave.

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So, maybe Mum had a point.

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Why won't you just fit? Why won't you work?!

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-Shirley?

-I can't understand this! I can't make sense of it!

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Don't worry. Help is at hand.

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Shirl, I used to run one of these vans in Southend back in the day.

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Good times.

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And?

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We can make it work. Together.

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AJ...?

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Maybe the kid's got a point. Hell, he has got a point.

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Do I?

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Maybe I have my faults, but I always wanted to be a great uncle.

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And I didn't want to lose my brother.

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-You want to call it? Or shall I?

-Your coin, your call.

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Can someone please explain what's going on here?

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This is my lucky Sholay coin.

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Don't tell me you've not seen Sholay!

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-We never got round to it.

-Brother, I'm disappointed!

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Anyway. Heads I go.

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Tails I stay and we catch up properly.

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Sorry, are you actually suggesting basing such an important decision on the toss of a coin?

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Yeah.

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That's insane.

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-No. It's fate.

-Well...

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Heads it is.

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You lost something?

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No.

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I don't know.

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Follow me.

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GUNFIRE

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KIM SCREAMS

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Run, Kim! Go, go!

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KIM SCREAMS

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KIM CONTINUES SCREAMING

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THEY CHEER

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I haven't even asked. How's Manchester? Aliyah?

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Fine. Great. You know how it is...

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Yeah.

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How's everything been here? It's been three years.

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How's Syed, Shabs...?

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Fine. Great. You know how it is.

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Tamwar's a good kid.

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-Yeah.

-A lot of his mum in him.

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MASOOD CHUCKLES

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Oi! Don't say that.

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AJ LAUGHS

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Oh, come on! The gods are mocking us!

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There's only one God, AJ.

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Fine. The God is mocking us. You thinking what I'm thinking?

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-Don't worry mate. Let me get back to you.

-Alfie, listen. I can explain...

0:21:210:21:25

-Don't worry. She already has, OK.

-I'm sorry.

0:21:250:21:27

What on earth possessed you to let her take it to school, eh?

0:21:270:21:30

The kid got into trouble. You know the rules, all right?

0:21:300:21:32

-Sorry. Won't happen again.

-Come on, young lady. Homework. Let's go.

0:21:320:21:35

Shirl's Burgers?

0:21:390:21:42

Hardly original, is it?

0:21:420:21:44

Jay's the brains of the outfit.

0:21:440:21:46

We just wanted to help ya. Not that you need any...

0:21:460:21:49

No, thanks to Andrew here. He's got experience in the business.

0:21:490:21:53

He had some good news today.

0:21:540:21:56

He's officially no longer a suspect.

0:21:560:21:59

So now the filth can concentrate on the scum that did do it.

0:21:590:22:02

Good.

0:22:020:22:04

-See ya.

-See ya later.

0:22:060:22:08

It looks good.

0:22:090:22:10

Thanks to you. Heck of a mess, weren't it?

0:22:100:22:12

I find cleaning quite satisfying, really. Good spring clean helps...

0:22:120:22:18

clear out clutter. Makes you feel lighter.

0:22:180:22:22

You're as mad as a box of frogs, you, ain't ya?

0:22:220:22:24

Where's my shopping trolley?

0:22:260:22:28

THEY SHOUT AND SING

0:22:280:22:31

I'm the king of the world!

0:22:340:22:37

Oh no!

0:22:400:22:41

Come on. Your bag!

0:22:430:22:45

THEY CONTINUE SINGING

0:22:490:22:51

Don't call me on this phone again. Ever. You got it?

0:23:000:23:02

In fact, don't call me at all. I'm done. This is done.

0:23:020:23:05

I didn't mean that, you know. I didn't mean to shoot you.

0:23:090:23:11

Let's hear it for the birthday girl! Yay!

0:23:110:23:13

I'm sorry I didn't get you anything. I didn't know.

0:23:130:23:17

Seems like we're finding more out about each other all the time.

0:23:170:23:20

-I know!

-Actually, you did get her something...

0:23:200:23:22

You know, I did, you know... My mind's going. I forgot.

0:23:240:23:27

A torch?

0:23:310:23:32

A forensic torch!

0:23:320:23:33

This'll be perfect for when I start my work experience.

0:23:330:23:37

Yeah...!

0:23:370:23:38

Is there a problem?

0:23:380:23:41

There might be.

0:23:420:23:44

I thought this was all sorted.

0:23:440:23:45

So did I.

0:23:450:23:46

Did your friend pull out?

0:23:460:23:48

He pulled out, you know. Something came up. Nothing I could...

0:23:480:23:51

But it's supposed to be happening in the next couple of weeks!

0:23:510:23:54

He can't just leave Sasha hanging like that.

0:23:540:23:56

What's his name? I'll have a word - I'll tell him how important it is.

0:23:560:24:01

He has got a name, hasn't he?

0:24:030:24:05

Yeah...yeah...

0:24:050:24:07

So what is it?

0:24:070:24:08

Grissom.

0:24:090:24:11

Like CSI...

0:24:110:24:12

All right, look, the truth is, yeah, there's no mate.

0:24:150:24:18

And I only lied because I wanted to make Sasha happy. And Sasha, I'm really sorry.

0:24:180:24:22

I'm really trying, Sasha... Sasha!

0:24:220:24:24

-No, you've done enough damage, don't you think?

-But let me explain to her!

0:24:240:24:28

-Explain what? That you lied to a 14-year-old girl. That you got her hopes up.

-I didn't lie...

0:24:280:24:33

She's been telling everyone about this at school for weeks.

0:24:330:24:36

Do you have any idea how humiliating this'll be for her?

0:24:360:24:39

What's wrong with you, Kim, man? Don't you get it?

0:24:390:24:41

I'm starting to think you never will.

0:24:410:24:44

HE SUCKS TEETH

0:24:440:24:45

But Ray, can I just explain?

0:24:450:24:48

Oh!

0:24:480:24:50

SHE SIGHS AND SUCKS TEETH

0:24:510:24:53

We are in so much trouble...

0:24:540:24:55

Victimless crime.

0:24:560:24:58

You don't know whose car that is.

0:24:580:25:00

Why, why, why does this always happen?

0:25:000:25:03

Yeah, but it was fun, wasn't it?

0:25:030:25:06

Yeah. I've missed that.

0:25:060:25:07

THEY LAUGH

0:25:070:25:09

Me too.

0:25:090:25:11

You know, it makes me wonder what happened.

0:25:110:25:14

Three years, Mas. Not one call returned.

0:25:160:25:20

You know, it's not a one way street, Amjad.

0:25:200:25:22

-You've done your own disappearing.

-I wouldn't disown you!

0:25:220:25:26

Disowned? Where'd you get that idea?

0:25:260:25:28

-Inzamam...

-What?

0:25:280:25:30

He said... He said Zainab convinced you...

0:25:300:25:33

-You know...

-Inzamam?! Why, why? He's a liar!

0:25:330:25:36

-Why would you believe anything he says?

-Because it sounds like it makes sense.

0:25:360:25:39

Because it's been three years.

0:25:390:25:41

Because it sounds like something Zainab the Pure would do...

0:25:410:25:44

Oi! That's my wife you're talking about!

0:25:440:25:46

Ow! Ow!

0:25:560:25:58

Ow!

0:25:580:26:00

THEY LAUGH

0:26:000:26:02

I've missed you, Bruv. So much it hurts.

0:26:020:26:06

Yeah. I missed you too.

0:26:060:26:07

MASOOD YELLS

0:26:070:26:09

THEY LAUGH

0:26:090:26:10

It's like Women In Love, only weirder.

0:26:130:26:17

LOUD KNOCKING AT DOOR

0:26:170:26:18

Masood!

0:26:180:26:21

Open up! Come on!

0:26:210:26:23

What now?

0:26:230:26:25

You wait here.

0:26:260:26:28

Boys.

0:26:360:26:37

There has been an incident.

0:26:370:26:40

Someone has knocked the wing mirror off my car.

0:26:400:26:43

Would you know anything about that?

0:26:430:26:45

Yes! Two Asian-looking men ran from the scene but...

0:26:450:26:48

If he speaks again, you'll both regret it.

0:26:480:26:51

Now Masood, me and you - we've never had a problem, have we?

0:26:530:26:57

And as far as I know, you're a very good man.

0:26:570:27:00

So therefore, sort it by tomorrow evening and all of this will be forgotten.

0:27:000:27:04

Yes, Derek. OK. Of course.

0:27:050:27:06

Or else.

0:27:060:27:08

Or else you'll give us a good talking to...?

0:27:080:27:10

Tomorrow evening.

0:27:130:27:14

..or else.

0:27:160:27:18

< VACUUM CLEANER

0:27:300:27:33

Gah!

0:27:390:27:40

SHIRLEY: # Somehow I made it through the heartache

0:27:410:27:43

# Yes, I did

0:27:430:27:46

# I escaped

0:27:460:27:49

# Made my way out of the darkness... #

0:27:490:27:52

Shirley! Shirley!

0:27:520:27:54

-# Kept my faith... #

-HE TURNS VACUUM OFF

0:27:540:27:57

-Oi!

-It's 7.30. You'll wake Amy up.

0:27:570:28:00

She's already up. She's gone out with Roxy.

0:28:000:28:02

I've got to do some spring cleaning, get rid of some of this clutter.

0:28:020:28:05

-In July?

-Yes.

0:28:050:28:07

Oh, it stinks in here. Look at it, it's disgusting.

0:28:130:28:18

Organised chaos, innit?

0:28:180:28:20

Yeah, just cos Roxy got out of it don't mean to say that you can.

0:28:200:28:23

Either love it, use it or chuck it.

0:28:230:28:25

Yeah.

0:28:250:28:27

Yeah.

0:28:270:28:28

HE CHUCKLES

0:28:280:28:30

What you laughing at?

0:28:300:28:32

-Morning.

-Hiya, I got a package for you.

0:28:390:28:42

Yeah, hang on.

0:28:420:28:43

Mas. It's not that bad. I could fix it.

0:28:430:28:46

I think you've done enough damage as it is!

0:28:460:28:48

Hello? I am a mechanic.

0:28:480:28:50

Yeah, but you are gonna need a new mirror.

0:28:500:28:52

It's a classic car. It needs to be done properly.

0:28:520:28:55

-Look at me.

-Ow!

0:28:550:28:56

Sorry. You know, I think he let you off lightly.

0:28:560:28:59

-I'm not scared of Derek Branning.

-Oi. You should be.

0:28:590:29:02

You all right?

0:29:020:29:03

Ah yes, I need you to sign for this. Oh. And this.

0:29:030:29:09

Not one of mine. Sign there.

0:29:090:29:13

-There you go.

-Cheers.

0:29:160:29:17

Kat? Kat, you all right sweetheart?

0:29:320:29:37

We come down, I got him some orange juice.

0:29:370:29:40

I know you've been up half the night, ain't ya?

0:29:400:29:42

Yeah, he kept waking. I think his back teeth are coming through.

0:29:420:29:45

Yeah. Listen, why don't you take the rest of the day off, eh?

0:29:450:29:48

No, it's all right. Wanna be with you.

0:29:480:29:50

Wow. Did you hear that, Tommy? C'mon then.

0:29:500:29:52

Oh, look, we got a parcel as well, you wanna carry that for me?

0:29:520:29:55

C'mon then. Say "C'mon, Mummy."

0:29:550:29:57

Ray! Ray! Look, please, look. Please don't go, yeah.

0:30:060:30:10

I'm sorry, it was stupid. I was stupid.

0:30:100:30:12

Number one rule, Kim. No lies. Especially not to Sasha.

0:30:120:30:16

Phil's renting me the flat above Jack's place.

0:30:160:30:19

I'll grab the rest of my stuff later.

0:30:190:30:21

Kim, Kim. What's going on? The guests all heard you arguing!

0:30:210:30:24

Sasha's work experience, innit?

0:30:240:30:26

Well, why did you have to lie?

0:30:260:30:27

Why d'you think? Look.

0:30:270:30:30

You know what? I'll sort it. Yeah. I'll find her something.

0:30:330:30:35

Like living with Kim and Aggie, innit?

0:30:390:30:41

Do you think Shirl will ever be normal again?

0:30:430:30:47

I don't know, mate.

0:30:470:30:49

Double or quits. Heads you pay, tails I pay.

0:31:010:31:04

Mum, I'm fine. Dad's fine.

0:31:050:31:08

Kamil's fine. We're all fine.

0:31:080:31:11

-Where is she again?

-Shh!

0:31:110:31:12

What tone of voice?

0:31:120:31:16

-No, nothing wrong. Yep. OK, bye.

-Yep. Bye.

0:31:160:31:19

-See you tomorrow. OK, bye.

-Bye.

0:31:190:31:22

HE LAUGHS I'm starving!

0:31:220:31:25

-She nearly heard him!

-Huh?

0:31:270:31:29

OK. He has to go. Today.

0:31:290:31:34

Because if Mum comes back tomorrow and finds him here, she'll kill him.

0:31:340:31:38

And then you. And then me.

0:31:380:31:40

If Derek Branning hasn't done it already.

0:31:400:31:43

HE SIGHS

0:31:430:31:45

AJ, we agreed, loser covers all costs, right?

0:31:450:31:48

Agreed. Heads you lose?

0:31:480:31:51

Won't be a problem, will it?

0:31:510:31:53

Course it won't.

0:31:530:31:54

Couldn't lend me 20 quid, could you, just for a couple of hours?

0:31:540:31:57

Finished.

0:32:110:32:14

I don't even know what that is.

0:32:140:32:15

Right, well I'm going to work then.

0:32:150:32:17

Is that all you're chucking?

0:32:170:32:19

-Love or use the rest, don't I?

-I've got to get to the burger van.

0:32:190:32:22

Oi. Don't pay you to work part time, you know that!

0:32:220:32:24

-Yeah, I know, I was erm...

-He's helping me. Spring clean.

0:32:240:32:27

Well, you can help me spring clean. The both of you.

0:32:270:32:31

Listen, when you getting rid of that stock car?

0:32:310:32:34

Well, I haven't raced it yet.

0:32:340:32:35

C'mon, Ben, you know that's never gonna happen, is it.

0:32:350:32:38

-Only need a bit of practice.

-Give 'im a break, Phil.

0:32:380:32:40

Get rid of it, will ya. Today. Get whatever you can.

0:32:400:32:44

Knowing your luck, you'll probably only get a fiver.

0:32:440:32:46

SHE SIGHS

0:33:210:33:24

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:33:240:33:26

Only me! Still OK for me to have the day off?

0:33:260:33:29

Yeah, Nan's got Tommy. She's taken him to the dogs.

0:33:290:33:32

He'll learn some interesting words when she loses.

0:33:320:33:36

Sorry.

0:33:360:33:38

Tamwar! Couldn't lend us 20 quid, could you?

0:33:480:33:51

20 quid? Is that so you go now and never come back?

0:33:510:33:54

-Well...

-Well, then no. Listen, Mum's gonna be back home tomorrow.

0:33:540:33:59

You can't be here when she comes back. Please.

0:33:590:34:02

Ta-ta.

0:34:020:34:04

You worry too much. It's very bad.

0:34:040:34:07

You should relax.

0:34:070:34:08

Syed? Little Syed? It's me. Your Uncle AJ.

0:34:120:34:17

Uncle AJ?

0:34:170:34:18

Last time I saw you you were this high, look at you now, huh?

0:34:180:34:21

All handsome and wavy hair! How are you?

0:34:210:34:24

Your father's told me nothing.

0:34:240:34:26

Yeah. Good. I got a daughter and I live with...

0:34:260:34:30

Well, next door to Dad.

0:34:300:34:31

Yeah, your mum, she must love that!

0:34:310:34:33

Yeah. What happened to your...?

0:34:330:34:36

You wanna get some ice on that.

0:34:360:34:39

Will you excuse us please, gentlemen.

0:34:390:34:42

Now, I am a very patient man.

0:34:520:34:54

I waited for you to knock on my door all morning.

0:34:550:34:58

I want my car fixed.

0:35:000:35:02

Today.

0:35:020:35:03

HE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING

0:35:030:35:05

DEREK CHUCKLES

0:35:050:35:07

It's really nice that you can still physically do that...

0:35:080:35:11

Laugh.

0:35:110:35:13

Now, I'm a fair man.

0:35:130:35:15

You have got till 4.00 to sort it.

0:35:150:35:18

Do we understand each other?

0:35:180:35:20

-Yeah.

-Good.

0:35:220:35:25

Thank you.

0:35:320:35:34

Oo-oo! We made such a good team yesterday,

0:35:360:35:41

I thought I'd join you again today!

0:35:410:35:43

Well, you really don't have to.

0:35:430:35:44

Oh, I want to!

0:35:440:35:46

You know, you really shouldn't do that in here.

0:35:460:35:51

Fire, and health and safety.

0:35:520:35:57

'Scuse me.

0:35:570:35:59

There. It's going to be such fun!

0:36:010:36:05

Right.

0:36:050:36:07

-Only needed a bit of practice.

-Only a bit?

0:36:240:36:28

Yeah, just get the hang of it.

0:36:280:36:30

Listen, if you went on a race track, you'd be dead.

0:36:300:36:33

And so would half the other drivers.

0:36:330:36:36

Why have you got to be like that, Jay?

0:36:360:36:38

You and Dad, you're both the same, ain't ya?

0:36:380:36:41

I ain't that bad!

0:36:410:36:43

Look. Listen, soppy.

0:36:430:36:46

Maybe it's not such a bad thing us getting rid of this car.

0:36:460:36:49

Ain't done us any good, has it? Think about that for five minutes.

0:36:490:36:53

There's a number of times I've tried to impress Dad.

0:36:540:36:57

It's just embarrassing now.

0:36:570:37:00

Just wanted one more go at it, that's all.

0:37:000:37:02

Here, Kat...

0:37:110:37:13

Tell you what, mate, why don't we just call it a straight two quid.

0:37:130:37:16

-Is that all right?

-Cheers.

-Cheers, buddy.

0:37:160:37:19

Landlord?

0:37:190:37:20

All right, mate, it's Alfie Moon.

0:37:200:37:22

Amjad Jahangir Ahmed.

0:37:220:37:24

-Bit of a mouthful. Call me AJ.

-All right, AJ.

0:37:240:37:26

-I've got a proposition for you.

-Oh, yeah?

0:37:260:37:28

If I make these matches disappear, how about you give me a free drink?

0:37:280:37:31

Yeah, go on then.

0:37:310:37:34

HE BEATBOXES

0:37:340:37:35

THE MATCHES RATTLE

0:37:360:37:38

Just checking. Forgot myself then.

0:37:380:37:40

ALFIE LAUGHS

0:37:400:37:42

So where are they, the matches?

0:37:440:37:45

Oh, well, let's see. There.

0:37:450:37:48

THE BOX IS SILENT

0:37:480:37:50

Well done. Good stuff.

0:37:500:37:51

Pint of lager please, Alfie.

0:37:510:37:53

Coming up.

0:37:530:37:54

-I've gotta sort it out, Kat.

-What, for Sasha?

0:37:560:37:59

No, for Ray. If I want to keep my Raymondo,

0:37:590:38:01

I've gotta get that girl two weeks work experience!

0:38:010:38:04

You've really got it bad, ain't ya?

0:38:040:38:06

It's Sasha too, you know. I like her.

0:38:060:38:09

I'm not being funny or anything, but, she's not like a normal girl.

0:38:090:38:13

I mean, blood and gore, that's all she's interested in. I dunno what I'm gonna do, you know.

0:38:130:38:18

Hello, darlin', you all right?

0:38:180:38:20

Mrs Moon. I'm here later as a guest.

0:38:200:38:23

Just wanted to check... The mix up. About your cousin. Very awkward.

0:38:230:38:26

-Are we...?

-Yeah, course, I've forgotten all about it.

0:38:260:38:29

Good, good. Many thanks. I'll see you at 3.00.

0:38:290:38:31

Yeah, I'll see you later.

0:38:310:38:33

-Here, ain't that that funeral bloke?

-Yeah.

-What's he doing here?

0:38:330:38:36

Some old bloke from the market, it's his wake.

0:38:360:38:39

-What? At the Vic?

-Where else, you dozy mare?

0:38:390:38:42

How about I give you a second chance? Make it more interesting.

0:38:440:38:48

Tenner says you can't find the matches.

0:38:480:38:51

Go on then, AJ. Tenner it is.

0:38:510:38:53

HE BEATBOXES

0:38:540:38:57

So where are they? The matches?

0:39:000:39:02

Where are the matches, let me think. C'mon, I need to concentrate, all right.

0:39:020:39:06

The matches are there. There you go, AJ.

0:39:060:39:10

Never try and kid a kidder, all right, buddy. Thank you.

0:39:100:39:12

THEY LAUGH

0:39:120:39:13

-Ah, well. You're good.

-Thank you.

-Very good.

0:39:130:39:19

You ever heard of a bloke called Derek Branning?

0:39:190:39:23

AJ, listen. Do yourself a favour, all right, buddy.

0:39:230:39:26

Never ever try and scam Derek Branning. Never. Excuse me.

0:39:260:39:30

Yes, mate, what can I get you?

0:39:300:39:31

I could do this every day, you know.

0:39:340:39:37

Working in the fresh air.

0:39:370:39:40

Well, I'd hardly call it fresh.

0:39:400:39:42

We could be permanent. You and me.

0:39:440:39:46

We'd be like the Hairy Bikers!

0:39:460:39:48

SHE GIGGLES

0:39:480:39:49

Only not so hairy. And certainly not on bikes!

0:39:490:39:52

Yeah, well, don't get carried away, it's only been two days.

0:39:520:39:54

Course. It's just the right thing for you, this. Keeping you busy.

0:39:540:40:01

This time of life, it's not easy.

0:40:010:40:04

I just want you to know that I'll be with you every step of the way.

0:40:050:40:10

Now. I've had some ideas about some themed recipes...

0:40:130:40:15

It's Tuesday, innit? I got to be somewhere.

0:40:150:40:18

Oh. Well, I'll look after the...

0:40:180:40:21

Andrew? I've got a proposition for you.

0:40:240:40:27

How much you asking for it?

0:40:290:40:31

450 or 400 in cash.

0:40:310:40:34

How she run? Last one I got didn't make it out the garage.

0:40:340:40:37

Well, this is an absolute legend, my friend, and it runs like a dream.

0:40:370:40:41

-Yeah? I ain't never heard of it.

-Well, come see for yourself, we're taking it out later.

0:40:410:40:45

Course you ain't the only bloke who's interested.

0:40:450:40:48

Got a fella coming down this evening.

0:40:480:40:50

Call me. Let me see it in action.

0:40:500:40:52

I will do. Thank you.

0:40:520:40:53

What d'you say that for?

0:40:570:40:59

What? Well, he wants to see it run and you want another go, didn't ya?

0:40:590:41:02

Me?

0:41:020:41:04

Yeah, why not?

0:41:040:41:07

Hello, it's Jay.

0:41:070:41:08

Yeah, you got the recovery truck free?

0:41:080:41:12

Can I help you?

0:41:190:41:21

Uh...

0:41:220:41:24

Was wondering if you had any...

0:41:240:41:26

Sticky toffee pudding?

0:41:260:41:28

Sticky? Um...

0:41:280:41:30

Well, I'll just check out back for you.

0:41:300:41:32

This ain't a library y'know, dear!

0:41:320:41:34

Hey! You! Stop!

0:41:430:41:45

What? What's going...?

0:41:500:41:51

She grabbed them soon as you went.

0:41:510:41:53

I knew it! She had a dodgy look in her eye.

0:41:530:41:57

-Oh, thank you.

-Happy to help.

0:41:570:41:59

-Hey. Come in here. C'mon.

-Eh?

0:41:590:42:01

I want you to take this.

0:42:050:42:08

-Nah!

-It's a thank you. A reward.

0:42:080:42:11

I respect that. Getting involved.

0:42:140:42:16

There's not many people gonna do that.

0:42:160:42:18

Too scared what's going to happen to them.

0:42:180:42:20

What kind of world would we live in if everyone was like that, eh?

0:42:200:42:22

Exactly. I'm very lucky to have CCTV.

0:42:220:42:24

It was me.

0:42:250:42:27

HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

0:42:270:42:30

I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to you.

0:42:300:42:32

Why else would a beautiful woman talk to a man with one of these, eh?

0:42:320:42:35

An' I got this fella threatening me. It's making my head go funny...

0:42:350:42:39

Beautiful?

0:42:390:42:40

Totally out of my league. Three leagues ahead.

0:42:420:42:44

-Premier League.

-Yeah?

0:42:440:42:46

HE SIGHS

0:42:460:42:48

So...who is this fella then?

0:42:480:42:52

Local bloke. Derek Branning?

0:42:530:42:56

-You sold it?

-We found a bloke who's interested.

0:43:000:43:03

He wants to see it in action.

0:43:030:43:04

Oh, what, and you thought you'd show him?

0:43:040:43:07

Phil know about this?

0:43:070:43:09

Good, cos he'd kill ya.

0:43:100:43:13

You got room for one more?

0:43:130:43:15

-I ain't half missed this, ain't you?

-Yeah.

0:43:230:43:25

HORN BEEPS

0:43:250:43:26

< C'mon!

0:43:260:43:28

Hey. What're you doing here? You're not invited.

0:43:330:43:37

Look, I'm here for Sasha, innit.

0:43:370:43:40

-You see him?

-Mmm.

0:43:410:43:43

Know who he is? Work experience.

0:43:430:43:45

Kim, you can't. If Ray finds you here, you know he's gonna...

0:43:450:43:48

I'm doing it for Ray! And Sasha! Obviously!

0:43:480:43:52

Listen, Ray is the best thing that ever happened to me.

0:43:520:43:56

I gotta sort this out.

0:43:560:43:58

Sausage, darlin'?

0:44:010:44:02

Ray, I'll take that.

0:44:020:44:04

-You sure, mate? I can...

-Yeah. I got it, I got it.

0:44:040:44:07

Listen, you couldn't cover for ten minutes, could ya?

0:44:070:44:10

Just, I got to get to the market.

0:44:100:44:12

No problem at all, man, you take as long as you want. OK?

0:44:120:44:15

I miss Walt so much.

0:44:170:44:19

Never been the same round here without him.

0:44:190:44:22

You remember him? I'm surprised you were even born when he left.

0:44:220:44:26

Was his biggest regret, leaving Walford.

0:44:260:44:28

I wonder if I could have a word with you about a young lady, I know.

0:44:280:44:32

She's got an interest in your profession.

0:44:320:44:34

Sy.

0:44:400:44:42

Look, I'm sorry, but I've met your uncle...

0:44:490:44:51

Yeah! We met! Me and Christian. Your l...

0:44:510:44:54

I can't say it.

0:44:540:44:56

I can't say the word, Syed. Your...

0:44:560:44:58

Look. Uncle AJ. I'm not going to apologise for it.

0:44:580:45:02

I should have told you. I'm gay.

0:45:020:45:03

Me too.

0:45:030:45:06

THEY LAUGH

0:45:080:45:09

Gotcha! I thought I was the bad Muslim!

0:45:110:45:14

What about your mum? She must have gone mental!

0:45:140:45:17

Well, yes...

0:45:170:45:19

Until she realised what a gorgeous couple you both are.

0:45:190:45:23

Boys.

0:45:230:45:25

Listen.

0:45:250:45:27

Any chance you can lend me 200 quid. Just for today?

0:45:270:45:31

Ben. C'mon. You both got to have a go.

0:45:340:45:38

You go first.

0:45:390:45:41

I don't mind. It don't matter.

0:45:410:45:42

Course it does! This could be your last chance to drive it,

0:45:420:45:45

the pair of you. C'mon, after three.

0:45:450:45:49

One. Two.

0:45:490:45:52

-THE ENGINE REVS

-Three!

0:45:520:45:54

Pretty good at this, ain't he?

0:46:030:46:06

TYRES SCREECH

0:46:090:46:11

I reckon you ain't gonna do too bad either.

0:46:190:46:22

I promise Sasha won't let you down.

0:46:270:46:29

It's a good thing that we met, isn't it?

0:46:290:46:32

It's like Alfred, I mean Walt, brought us together.

0:46:320:46:35

No doubt he did! You send Sasha to me.

0:46:350:46:37

It'll be a pleasure.

0:46:370:46:39

Thank you very much. I will be in touch.

0:46:390:46:41

I didn't know you knew the guy.

0:46:410:46:43

I didn't. I just did what I had to do.

0:46:430:46:46

Work experience is sorted! She's doing it with him.

0:46:460:46:49

Hold on. So...you gatecrashed a wake?

0:46:490:46:54

Is everything a joke to you?

0:46:540:46:55

No. Actually. I took this very seriously.

0:46:550:46:58

-I thought you'd be pleased!

-What?

0:46:580:47:00

-Well let's ask Sasha what she thinks. Sasha!

-What?

0:47:000:47:03

Two weeks work experience with the busiest undertaker in East London?

0:47:030:47:07

No way! Awesome! That would be amazing!

0:47:070:47:12

You can thank me an' Mr Coker!

0:47:120:47:13

Thank you, Kim!

0:47:160:47:18

That's all right, my love. I knew you would like it.

0:47:180:47:22

High five. Yeah. What you having? Orange juice?

0:47:260:47:29

Yes, please.

0:47:290:47:31

Alfie. Shenice's at Bobby's. Did you wanna slip off for an hour?

0:47:330:47:37

Just you and me.

0:47:370:47:38

Yeah! Lovely. Yeah. C'mon.

0:47:380:47:40

What was my time?

0:47:480:47:49

Better than his.

0:47:490:47:51

Go on, how rubbish was I then?

0:48:140:48:18

Mate, you absolutely smashed it.

0:48:240:48:26

What? I beat you?

0:48:260:48:27

Really?

0:48:290:48:30

You're the winner.

0:48:330:48:35

Well done, champ.

0:48:360:48:37

Cheers, Jay.

0:48:390:48:40

400 we said, right?

0:48:410:48:43

420 and we got a deal.

0:48:430:48:46

You done a good job. Shame about that business yesterday.

0:49:090:49:13

If you hadn't taken the Michael I might've quite liked you.

0:49:130:49:17

Bit late for that though, ain't it? Hmm.

0:49:170:49:20

Shame.

0:49:200:49:22

Alfie? Tracey said she'll be fine for an hour.

0:49:260:49:30

All right, sweetheart, Shenice had a bit of a fall out with Bobby

0:49:300:49:33

so, I said we'd watch a film together.

0:49:330:49:36

Yes, that's right, don't do that to me.

0:49:360:49:39

Don't you do that to me. Ohhh!

0:49:390:49:42

Hello, Mummy. Hello, Mummy.

0:49:420:49:44

Kisses. Where's my kisses?

0:49:440:49:47

You and me. Are we...

0:49:560:50:00

OK?

0:50:000:50:02

Look, I know I can be a bit... You know.

0:50:040:50:07

But that's just me though, innit? And you? You're...

0:50:070:50:10

I don't wanna mess things up, that's all I'm saying.

0:50:140:50:16

You are something else, you know that, Kimberley Fox?

0:50:190:50:22

And is that a good thing?

0:50:230:50:25

But you know you got some serious making up to do tomorrow.

0:50:360:50:39

SHE GIGGLES AND PURRS

0:50:390:50:42

THEY LAUGH

0:50:420:50:44

So it's all fine then?

0:50:470:50:48

Yep, yep. Well... Car's sorted so.

0:50:480:50:51

I've been terrified all day. I mean.

0:50:510:50:53

Oooh...Derek Branning.

0:50:530:50:55

HE TUTS

0:50:550:50:57

Zainab's not back until tomorrow. Why don't I stay?

0:50:570:50:59

We can celebrate? Heads I go.

0:50:590:51:02

Tails I stay, we party!

0:51:020:51:04

I don't need to toss a coin to answer that.

0:51:040:51:06

Partaaay!

0:51:060:51:08

THEY LAUGH

0:51:080:51:10

Hey, your uncle's staying another night!

0:51:100:51:12

No! No that's not really a good idea, is it?

0:51:120:51:15

We need pizza. This is a lads' night. Nobody goes in the kitchen!

0:51:150:51:19

Pizza!

0:51:190:51:20

Oh, and call Syed, my favourite oldest nephew

0:51:200:51:23

and Christian, of course!

0:51:230:51:25

Mas? Beer!

0:51:250:51:26

You having a glass?

0:51:260:51:28

Tamwar, my favourite middle nephew?

0:51:280:51:31

No. Thanks.

0:51:320:51:34

HE CHUCKLES

0:51:340:51:36

Such a good Muslim! Ah well, more for me!

0:51:360:51:39

Yeah, thick crust.

0:51:390:51:41

You know, where you put the cheese on the outside.

0:51:410:51:43

-Bacon.

-Yeah. Chillies.

0:51:430:51:45

-Pepperoni.

-Extra chillies.

0:51:450:51:47

What's that? What's that? Look. Funny.

0:51:470:51:50

HE LAUGHS

0:51:500:51:52

That's a funny man on the telly.

0:51:520:51:54

Where you going? Get up here.

0:51:540:51:56

Aww, it's your favourite programme, look!

0:51:580:52:00

-Aw, this is my favourite bit.

-Kat, hurry up, love, you're missing it.

0:52:150:52:18

Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.

0:52:180:52:19

It's me.

0:52:210:52:23

INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:52:270:52:29

Sold the stock car.

0:52:310:52:32

Yeah? How much you get? Tenner?

0:52:320:52:35

420!

0:52:350:52:38

Ben sold it to a bloke all by himself, didn't you, mate?

0:52:380:52:40

I tell you what. 200 quid each.

0:52:400:52:43

Thanks a lot. I'm gonna go and put mine somewhere safe.

0:52:450:52:47

Yeah, yeah. Put mine in my tin.

0:52:470:52:50

You done well, son.

0:52:500:52:51

I sold the burger van an' all. To Andrew.

0:52:510:52:53

He seems to like it. Jean, she was getting on my wick.

0:52:530:52:56

How much you get?

0:52:560:52:58

Fiver.

0:52:580:52:59

SHE LAUGHS

0:52:590:53:00

A fiver?!

0:53:000:53:02

SONG: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

0:53:510:53:53

-Thanks, babe.

-I'm supposed to be at work now.

0:53:530:53:55

Well, go. We'll keep an eye on them.

0:53:550:53:58

Why have I never met this guy before?

0:53:590:54:01

DOOR CLOSES

0:54:010:54:03

What the hell is going on in here? Tamwar?

0:54:030:54:06

Now it makes sense.

0:54:090:54:11

-ZAINAB:

-Tamwar...

0:54:550:54:59

Oh.

0:54:590:55:00

Oh!

0:55:000:55:01

RADIO: 'There's piles of texts coming in,

0:55:010:55:03

'about ten messages in fact from Kim in Walford,

0:55:030:55:06

'so I think we should read one out...'

0:55:060:55:08

-Alfie!

-What?

0:55:090:55:12

You don't mind if I go to one of Kim's classes tonight, do you?

0:55:120:55:15

And leave me here to manage on my own, me and Tommy fending for ourselves?

0:55:150:55:18

I don't have to go, you know.

0:55:180:55:20

No, I'm winding you up, you go and get sweaty.

0:55:200:55:22

As long as you come back here and bust some of your moves for me.

0:55:220:55:25

All right, sweetheart?

0:55:250:55:28

Listen, all hands on deck

0:55:280:55:29

while Mrs Moon goes and shakes her booty at Kimba.

0:55:290:55:31

Oh, didn't Kim tell you? Class has been cancelled.

0:55:310:55:35

-Not enough members, apparently.

-Thanks, Jean.

0:55:350:55:37

Guilty conscience?

0:55:410:55:43

What?

0:55:430:55:44

I heard you pacing about last night.

0:55:440:55:45

Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

0:55:450:55:48

Oh, if it isn't our own little Jenson Button.

0:55:490:55:53

You and Jay decided how you're going to spend the money yet?

0:55:530:55:56

I'm going to let Jay decide.

0:55:560:55:58

How about going to a festival or a nice little camping trip?

0:55:580:56:02

What do you reckon, Jay?

0:56:020:56:04

I'm late for work.

0:56:050:56:07

Haven't you forgotten something?

0:56:090:56:11

Yeah, cheers.

0:56:150:56:17

Hi. How are you? A present from Tyler and Anthony.

0:56:210:56:26

I lacked the heart to tell them she can't read yet.

0:56:260:56:28

Anything else?

0:56:290:56:31

Like what?

0:56:310:56:33

I don't know. Maybe some cards or flowers...

0:56:330:56:36

Somebody must have asked after us.

0:56:360:56:39

Scarlett, yeah. But for us - why would they?

0:56:390:56:41

I spoke to the nurse and she said that you could

0:56:440:56:46

really use a trip out, you know, a bit of fresh air.

0:56:460:56:49

I can't. I'm fine here.

0:56:490:56:50

What if she needs me?

0:56:550:56:56

Scarlett needs her mother to be rested and healthy.

0:56:560:57:00

See? Hannah knows.

0:57:020:57:03

-What will you do?

-I'll stay here. Keep watch.

0:57:040:57:08

OK.

0:57:130:57:14

Good girl.

0:57:140:57:16

So nice of you to put some clothes on.

0:57:340:57:36

I took the liberty of packing your bag for you.

0:57:380:57:41

You didn't have to do that.

0:57:410:57:42

Believe me, I did.

0:57:420:57:44

What was that?

0:57:440:57:45

We wouldn't want to delay you on your journey any longer than is necessary.

0:57:450:57:49

How come there aren't any photos of your wedding here?

0:57:490:57:53

So you didn't look your best, Zainab -

0:57:530:57:55

it was the '80s, we all looked a state.

0:57:550:57:57

Enjoyable as this is, I should be out finishing my round.

0:57:570:58:00

He never stops, this brother of mine. Come here.

0:58:000:58:04

OK, well don't, leave it so long next time, you hear?

0:58:060:58:09

AJ's a busy man. I'm sure we're at the bottom of his list of things to do.

0:58:090:58:13

Come to think of it, my train doesn't leave until this afternoon.

0:58:130:58:16

-Why don't I treat you both to lunch in the Vic?

-Absolutely not!

-We'd love to.

0:58:160:58:19

Yeah, wouldn't we, Zainab?

0:58:190:58:21

The week before Ramadan, you want to go to a public house?

0:58:210:58:24

Oh, the Imam would be so proud.

0:58:240:58:26

-Come...

-I don't think so.

0:58:260:58:29

I've been thinking about an evening class over at the community centre.

0:58:430:58:46

Oh, yeah? What's brought this on, then?

0:58:460:58:49

I just fancy a change. A hobby, maybe.

0:58:490:58:53

Like what?

0:58:530:58:54

I don't know. Pottery? Or Italian... I haven't thought about it yet.

0:58:540:58:59

You're winding me up, right?

0:58:590:59:01

Why do you say that?

0:59:010:59:03

Oh, Kat, sweetheart, think about it, darling.

0:59:040:59:07

When God was handing out brains,

0:59:070:59:08

you were standing at the back at the queue, asking for a spray tan.

0:59:080:59:11

-Well, I think it's a great idea.

-Thank you, Jean. At least someone's supportive.

0:59:110:59:15

-You know, I think I might join you.

-Come again?

0:59:150:59:18

Well, I really enjoyed working with Shirley on the burger van,

0:59:180:59:21

-but it turns out my services are no longer required.

-What about that, eh? Study partner!

0:59:210:59:26

That's a stroke of luck. Genius!

0:59:260:59:29

-Tommy needs changing.

-I'll go and get us a brochure, shall I?

-Yeah.

0:59:290:59:32

Jean, I've been thinking, sweetheart, what do you reckon

0:59:320:59:35

about putting up a trophy cabinet behind the bar?

0:59:350:59:37

Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?

0:59:370:59:41

-You haven't won a match yet.

-It's only a matter of time. The lads are playing really well.

0:59:410:59:45

They're going to put the Queen Vic back on the map.

0:59:450:59:47

How are we doing?

0:59:470:59:49

Short of sticking Mo up a chimney, you mean?

0:59:490:59:52

-It's all my fault.

-Jean, stop, sweetheart, look at me.

0:59:520:59:54

I don't want to hear no more of that, OK?

0:59:540:59:57

Give me a smile. Good girl.

0:59:571:00:00

We'll bounce back like we always do, all right?

1:00:001:00:03

All right? What's the van doing here?

1:00:061:00:09

Shirley asked me to give it the once over for Andrew.

1:00:111:00:14

Oh, right.

1:00:141:00:15

Well, I've been thinking how to spend our money,

1:00:151:00:18

so what do you reckon to a brand new sound system for our room?

1:00:181:00:22

Two-way-speakers, built-in amplifier...

1:00:221:00:25

I bet he's really relieved now he's off the hook.

1:00:251:00:27

Yeah, I suppose. We're looking at about 400 quid, though,

1:00:291:00:32

so I thought maybe if we, you know, split it down the middle...

1:00:321:00:35

Who do you reckon the Old Bill are going to want to tap up next?

1:00:351:00:38

Why are you asking all this?

1:00:421:00:44

I was just thinking. You know, cos they've got no leads,

1:00:441:00:46

so they're going to want to try and find that picture frame, ain't they?

1:00:461:00:50

I dunno.

1:00:501:00:51

Good job you dumped it in the canal, weren't it?

1:00:511:00:53

Yeah, what else am I going to do with it, eh?

1:00:551:00:57

Well, it's got your prints on it.

1:00:571:01:00

I wonder what would have happened if they'd have found that?

1:01:001:01:03

That won't happen.

1:01:031:01:06

You took care of it, didn't you, son?

1:01:061:01:08

I just said I did.

1:01:081:01:11

Right, so what the hell is it doing stuffed under your mattress, then?

1:01:111:01:15

Thank you.

1:01:301:01:31

So I'll give you a call when it's ready, mate, all right?

1:01:531:01:55

-Cheers, mate.

-No worries.

1:01:551:01:57

-I can explain.

-I don't want an explanation.

1:02:011:02:04

-I meant to throw it away.

-So why didn't you?

1:02:041:02:06

I'll tell you why, cos you ain't right up there, that's why.

1:02:061:02:08

-Don't say things like that, Jay.

-Hev's blood was all over that frame.

1:02:081:02:12

And you've hid it under your mattress like something to be proud of.

1:02:121:02:15

I can't live like this, Ben, all right? I ain't eating.

1:02:151:02:17

-I ain't sleeping.

-Just give it a few months, all right,

1:02:171:02:20

-and I promise you, it's going to get easier.

-Like it has for you, you mean?

1:02:201:02:24

-I loved Heather.

-You killed her!

-You was there, you could have stopped me.

-I tried to!

1:02:251:02:29

You obviously didn't try hard enough.

1:02:291:02:32

We just - just got to look out for each other.

1:02:351:02:37

Look out for each other?

1:02:371:02:39

-I can't even stand to look at you.

-You don't mean that.

1:02:391:02:42

I warned you, didn't I?

1:02:421:02:43

I said any more stunts and that's us, we're finished.

1:02:431:02:46

That's it now, innit? No more surprises.

1:02:461:02:48

Well, you kept my hoodie. What else have you got stashed away?

1:02:481:02:50

I mean it, that is it, all right? This ends today.

1:02:501:02:53

Yeah, you said it, son.

1:02:531:02:54

Jay, what are you doing?

1:03:001:03:02

Something I should have done months ago.

1:03:021:03:05

No, we're Mitchells. We don't grass.

1:03:051:03:07

I'm Jay Brown. I ain't one of you lot.

1:03:081:03:11

-Jay! Jay!

-Ben!

1:03:181:03:19

-Not now, Shirl.

-No, you keep an eye on Amy for me, will you?

1:03:191:03:22

-I've got to run.

-I can't!

1:03:221:03:23

I'll be five minutes, I've got to sign for a delivery at the club.

1:03:231:03:26

I'll need to take an early lunch.

1:03:301:03:31

Meeting someone special?

1:03:311:03:33

The bane of my life, that's who.

1:03:331:03:35

Someone who has caused me nothing but misery and despair.

1:03:351:03:38

You might want to narrow that down.

1:03:381:03:40

You ready for our lunch date?

1:03:401:03:41

Is anybody here serving?

1:03:411:03:43

Oh, sorry. How's the little one?

1:03:431:03:46

Oh, yeah, she's much better, thank you.

1:03:461:03:48

That's a relief.

1:03:481:03:49

Give her a cuddle from us when you see her.

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That's £1.80, please.

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And I'm on the mend too. Thanks for asking.

1:03:551:03:57

I started to wonder whether word had got back to the Square,

1:03:571:04:00

-seeing as nobody bothered to come and see me.

-Why would we?

1:04:001:04:03

If it was one of your precious book club members, I'm sure you would...

1:04:031:04:07

-That's different.

-How is it different?

1:04:071:04:09

Well, you're not in book club.

1:04:091:04:11

Well, thank you, it's reassuring to know that I'm bringing my daughter back

1:04:111:04:14

to such a caring community.

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THEY CHAT

1:04:241:04:25

LAUGHTER

1:04:251:04:28

Oh, dear!

1:04:291:04:31

Oh, has the kettle just boiled?

1:04:321:04:34

We was only taking five minutes.

1:04:341:04:37

Employment law clearly states

1:04:371:04:39

that we are entitled to 20 minutes' rest break.

1:04:391:04:41

You can take as long as you like.

1:04:411:04:45

In fact, I've got a little something for you both here.

1:04:451:04:49

What is it, then? Our P45s?

1:04:511:04:53

No, it's just an extra twenty on top of your wages.

1:04:531:04:55

To say thank you for all your hard work.

1:04:551:04:58

Can I ask you both a question?

1:04:581:05:00

Generally, do you think I'm a good boss?

1:05:001:05:04

Is that a trick question?

1:05:041:05:06

I know that I'm not the easiest person to get along with...

1:05:061:05:09

You said it.

1:05:091:05:10

..But I don't set out to make things difficult, do I?

1:05:101:05:13

Can we go now?

1:05:131:05:15

CAR HORN BEEPS

1:05:321:05:35

ENGINE REVS LOUDLY

1:05:351:05:37

Come on, then. Put your foot down. Let's end this here and now.

1:05:401:05:43

ENGINE REVS

1:05:431:05:44

Are you scared?

1:05:451:05:46

Come on, then, show us what you've got, big man.

1:05:461:05:49

TYRES SCREECH

1:05:491:05:50

Come on, then!

1:05:501:05:52

Phil was right about you. You're a joke.

1:05:561:05:58

Why are you doing this?

1:05:581:05:59

Four months ago, right, I had everything, I did. I was happy.

1:05:591:06:02

I had a bloke who did more for me than my old man ever did.

1:06:021:06:04

I had a girlfriend. Ben, I had a future.

1:06:041:06:06

And you - you took that away from me!

1:06:061:06:07

-Yeah, and I'm sorry about that.

-Yesterday, when were driving that car,

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I felt like I had my brother back, know what I mean? Then I find this

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and I'm back to that night, back to looking at somebody I don't know.

1:06:141:06:17

-I just want things to go back to how they were.

-Well, they can't.

1:06:171:06:19

Please, Jay. I can't do it without you. You're all I've got.

1:06:191:06:24

And I can't feel like this any more. It's driving me mad.

1:06:241:06:26

I'll turn myself in, then.

1:06:261:06:28

As long as I know I've got you on my side, then I can do it.

1:06:281:06:32

I know I can do it, Jay. Please.

1:06:321:06:36

Please just give me this last chance to put things right.

1:06:361:06:39

Take the frame.

1:06:421:06:44

Never trust a Mitchell.

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Now, how about "embellish your lampshade"?

1:06:531:06:57

-What can I get you?

-Two St Clements, please.

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-Three.

-Ooh, you're pushing the boat out.

1:06:591:07:02

-Make mine a pint.

-Carpentry for beginners?

1:07:021:07:04

Don't usually see you in here this early.

1:07:041:07:06

Oh, well, today's an exception to the rule, believe me.

1:07:061:07:09

Get to grips with your garden - now, that sounds like it could be fun.

1:07:091:07:12

I'll bring them over. We don't have a garden, Jean.

1:07:121:07:15

Bookbinding.

1:07:151:07:17

Car maintenance...

1:07:171:07:19

Advanced wiring?

1:07:191:07:22

How's Aliyah doing?

1:07:221:07:23

Yeah, still ruling the roost.

1:07:231:07:26

It's a shame she couldn't make it.

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Well, it's difficult for her, you know, ever since...

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That night.

1:07:321:07:33

1990. What was it you called her again?

1:07:331:07:38

-I don't remember.

-It certainly wasn't the kind of language I'd expect from a lady.

1:07:381:07:42

-You know what? She provoked me.

-Ah, I remember what it was now...

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Here you go. Just to let you know, the kitchen's now open. All right?

1:07:461:07:50

I'm glad you two are together.

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Still no children?

1:07:551:07:56

Zee.

1:07:561:07:57

What? I'm just asking.

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Unfortunately, we're still not blessed in that department.

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Such a tragedy. I can't imagine life without my four.

1:08:021:08:06

I've missed out on so much.

1:08:081:08:09

Yeah, Shabnam's mood swings. Syed's tantrums.

1:08:091:08:14

The three years Tamwar was locked up in his room... Believe me.

1:08:141:08:18

-You're better off out of it.

-Yeah, but you know,

1:08:181:08:20

in the middle of it all, there's you two.

1:08:201:08:22

Strong as ever.

1:08:221:08:23

A toast.

1:08:231:08:25

-To...family.

-Family.

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Yeah.

1:08:291:08:31

Dad? Shirley?

1:08:451:08:50

Move out of my way, mate.

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Oi, Jay! Jay, you'll never guess what.

1:09:071:09:10

Janine's only gone and given me a bonus.

1:09:101:09:12

So what do you say we go down Stratford

1:09:121:09:14

before she changes her mind?

1:09:141:09:16

Jay? Jay, I'm talking to you.

1:09:161:09:18

Get off me, Lola.

1:09:181:09:19

What's your problem, eh? Jay? I'm talking to you.

1:09:191:09:22

Get off me!

1:09:221:09:24

Jay!

1:09:261:09:27

Jay, stop!

1:09:271:09:31

< Hello?

1:09:441:09:45

You scared me.

1:09:561:09:58

Amy, give me the picture back. Yeah, come on.

1:10:011:10:05

This isn't a game.

1:10:051:10:07

What are you two whispering about?

1:10:071:10:10

-Just a game, that's all.

-Have you and Jay thought about how you're going to spend the money?

1:10:101:10:14

Well, we've had a bit of a bust-up.

1:10:141:10:17

-What, serious?

-You never really know with him, do you?

-How do you mean?

1:10:171:10:21

-Forget I said anything.

-No, what are you trying to say, Ben?

1:10:231:10:28

He's just lost his temper a few times, that's all.

1:10:281:10:31

-That don't sound like Jay.

-Yeah, well, you've never seen him get angry.

1:10:311:10:35

What, has he hit you or something?

1:10:351:10:36

I probably deserved it. Just sometimes...

1:10:401:10:43

Sometimes?

1:10:431:10:44

He scares me, Shirl, all right?

1:10:461:10:49

When I look at him, it's like I don't know him any more.

1:10:491:10:52

I'll have a word with him.

1:10:541:10:56

No! You can't... I mean, he won't listen to anybody.

1:10:561:10:58

Come on, Ben. You're a good friend to him.

1:10:581:11:01

Yeah, I know, we're brothers though, aren't we?

1:11:011:11:04

So we've just got to stick together.

1:11:041:11:06

(I need the photo back. Please.)

1:11:061:11:10

(Good girl.)

1:11:101:11:13

What's gotten into you, eh?

1:11:211:11:22

I've got a good mind to call the Old Bill on you, cos that's assault.

1:11:221:11:26

You want to watch who you're pushing around,

1:11:261:11:28

cos if my pops was here, well... Jay!

1:11:281:11:30

-What about sugarcraft?

-Sugar what?

1:11:341:11:39

Winter flowers and foliage. Royal icing...

1:11:391:11:42

You even get to make little sugar people.

1:11:431:11:47

Actually, that's quite creepy, isn't it? Well, the only other thing is...

1:11:471:11:50

Tantalising Thai Tasters.

1:11:501:11:53

Jean, will you stop banging on about it?

1:11:531:11:56

Sorry. I've just got a headache.

1:11:561:11:59

You don't want to do this course with me, do you?

1:11:591:12:02

I didn't say that.

1:12:021:12:04

-No, you didn't have to.

-Jean...

1:12:041:12:06

-I'll just get on with my recycling.

-What was all that about?

1:12:061:12:09

-Alfie, could we settle the bill, please?

-Yes, mate.

1:12:091:12:11

You took my advice, then.

1:12:151:12:17

I understand you got into a bit of a run-in with Derek Branning.

1:12:171:12:20

Two minutes! Two minutes you've been here,

1:12:201:12:22

and you've fallen out with that slug.

1:12:221:12:24

-I rest my case.

-Right, here it is. £22.60. That includes food.

1:12:241:12:29

I've only gone and left my cash in my other jacket.

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Well, I don't have any.

1:12:321:12:34

I'm sorry, gentlemen, you leave me no other option

1:12:341:12:37

but to call the village constable.

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Zee, one hour, you said.

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You know we've got stock check this afternoon.

1:12:391:12:42

Good. Pay the man, Denise.

1:12:421:12:43

Yeah, £22.60, please, sweetheart.

1:12:431:12:45

One of life's charmers, isn't she? There you go.

1:12:451:12:49

Cheers, darling.

1:12:491:12:50

-Oh.

-Hey.

-It's you again.

-Mmm-hmm.

1:12:511:12:55

How come I didn't see that before?

1:12:551:12:58

-Have you two already met?

-Met?

1:12:581:13:00

I nearly had him arrested yesterday.

1:13:001:13:02

Until she fell for my considerable charms.

1:13:021:13:04

Didn't waste any time, did you?

1:13:041:13:05

-I'm sorry?

-First sniff of a married man, and you're all over him.

1:13:051:13:09

I think you will find that it was him that tried it on with me.

1:13:091:13:13

Denise, may I introduce my brother, AJ.

1:13:131:13:16

Denise.

1:13:171:13:18

-What was that thing you mentioned about stocktaking?

-Yes, go ahead.

1:13:181:13:22

I think I'll stay here, keep AJ company.

1:13:221:13:24

-No, he has a train to catch.

-I ain't in any rush.

1:13:241:13:26

What? Masood...

1:13:261:13:27

AJ's a big boy. He can find his way home.

1:13:271:13:29

You're only staying to wind her up, aren't you up?

1:13:371:13:39

You're damn right, I am. So where was home for you?

1:13:391:13:42

This place is as good as any. Drink?

1:13:441:13:46

Yeah.

1:13:461:13:49

-Michael, why have you left her?

-Sit down.

1:13:541:13:56

-No, why have you left her?

-Hannah and Rob are doing the lunchtime shift.

1:13:561:14:00

-Just be cool. What's that?

-Oh, it's a cheque for Jean Slater.

1:14:001:14:03

£50,000, are you mad? That's double what we owe her.

1:14:031:14:07

Yes. I don't care, all right? I just want rid of her.

1:14:071:14:10

Why?

1:14:101:14:12

-Do you know what she said to me on our wedding day?

-Mazel Tov?

1:14:121:14:15

She said that my baby would never be loved.

1:14:151:14:18

-Oh, she's mad and old and gibbers a lot.

-Yeah, well, I don't care

1:14:181:14:21

what you think. I just - I want shot of her.

1:14:211:14:22

You think you can buy everybody out?

1:14:221:14:24

It's going to cost more than 50 grand, darling.

1:14:241:14:26

It's a start, and I really don't want to bring Scarlett home

1:14:261:14:30

to a place where everybody hates us.

1:14:301:14:32

What are you doing?

1:14:341:14:36

We pay her what we owe her. Nothing more, nothing less.

1:14:361:14:41

What are you going to say to her?

1:14:431:14:44

It's my debt. I'll sort it.

1:14:451:14:48

Here it is.

1:14:511:14:52

This is the song I want playing at my funeral.

1:14:521:14:54

MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks

1:14:541:14:59

OK, so come on, what's old misery chops like as a sister-in-law, then?

1:15:021:15:07

That woman! You know, she makes Stalin look like Teddy Ruxpin.

1:15:071:15:10

And how comes your wife's not here?

1:15:101:15:13

You'll have to ask her that.

1:15:131:15:15

Oh, sorry. Problems at home.

1:15:151:15:19

She doesn't understand you and...

1:15:191:15:22

Oh, I'm sorry.

1:15:221:15:23

I don't know why I feel like I've heard it all before.

1:15:231:15:26

She left me two weeks ago.

1:15:261:15:27

Oh, did you tell Mas?

1:15:271:15:29

And have Zainab crowing from the roof?

1:15:291:15:31

-I think I'll give that one a miss.

-What right has she got to lecture you about marriage?

1:15:311:15:36

Mas and Zainab are rock solid. They always have been.

1:15:361:15:39

Sorry, is that what she told you?

1:15:391:15:42

Mate, they're not even married!

1:15:421:15:46

She's got hitched to the local doctor. And as for Mas...

1:15:461:15:49

He bunked up with my mate from the caff across the street.

1:15:491:15:52

You're winding me up. Mas!?

1:15:521:15:54

Yes! Yes, I swear to you.

1:15:541:15:57

They've had more bust-ups than Burton and Taylor.

1:15:571:16:00

Jean, look, I've got felt-tip pens here and some of Tommy's stickers.

1:16:011:16:05

There's no need to humour me, Kat.

1:16:051:16:07

Maybe Alfie's right. I should stick to what I'm good at.

1:16:081:16:11

Pouring pints and cracking dirty jokes.

1:16:111:16:13

How about a girls' night, yeah?

1:16:131:16:15

Face packs. I might even have a go at Nan's moustache.

1:16:151:16:18

You're vibrating.

1:16:201:16:21

It's not important.

1:16:221:16:23

-Jean!

-Do you want me to serve him?

1:16:271:16:30

How's Scarlett?

1:16:431:16:44

Through the worst, hopefully. I've got something for you.

1:16:441:16:49

-My money?

-Janine threw in an extra grand there, you know.

1:16:541:16:58

Just to show there's no hard feelings.

1:16:581:17:01

-Thank you.

-Michael?

1:17:021:17:05

Do something for me? Just throw her a smile or something.

1:17:071:17:10

-Oh, I don't know about that.

-Go on, just show you're the better person.

1:17:101:17:14

Hi.

1:17:161:17:17

-Shall we go?

-Yeah.

1:17:191:17:22

Why are you making it so difficult, Jay?

1:17:391:17:42

I mean, I'm trying to look after you,

1:17:431:17:45

but you ain't making this easy for me.

1:17:451:17:47

Cos I don't need you to look after me, that's why.

1:17:471:17:50

Right.

1:17:501:17:51

So what happens when the police find out

1:17:511:17:53

you've been stashing that picture frame underneath your bed, eh?

1:17:531:17:56

I mean, cos it won't be long till they start piecing it all together.

1:17:561:18:01

And why would I want to kill Heather?

1:18:011:18:04

You've only got to look at your old man

1:18:041:18:06

to see that you're a wrong 'un, Jay.

1:18:061:18:08

Everybody knows Jase was a thug.

1:18:081:18:11

Why would his son be any different?

1:18:111:18:14

You wouldn't do that.

1:18:151:18:17

I'll do whatever it takes. You should know that better than anyone.

1:18:171:18:21

I'll look after you, Jay. But you gotta start trusting me.

1:18:251:18:29

What about the photo frame?

1:18:291:18:30

It's back at the house.

1:18:301:18:32

Look, we'll dump it tonight, all right?

1:18:321:18:36

No more stunts. We'll finish this here and now.

1:18:361:18:39

Are you with me?

1:18:401:18:42

Dad? Shirl?

1:19:141:19:18

Come on.

1:19:201:19:21

It's gone. It was there. I left it there.

1:19:261:19:29

I swear to you.

1:19:291:19:31

You're doing it again, ain't you?

1:19:311:19:32

I'm being serious.

1:19:321:19:34

I put it in the bag and left it in that corner.

1:19:341:19:37

Right, so where is it now, then?

1:19:371:19:40

I don't know. Someone must have taken it.

1:19:411:19:45

Can I have a doughnut and a strawberry milkshake, please?

1:19:491:19:52

MOBILE RINGS

1:19:531:19:57

I hope that's not Zainab's call you're cancelling.

1:19:591:20:02

It's my little afternoon treat. What about your train?

1:20:031:20:08

I missed it.

1:20:081:20:10

-What time's the next one?

-There isn't one.

-Oh.

1:20:101:20:14

Well, I'll call them up.

1:20:161:20:18

Where are you going?

1:20:181:20:19

Nowhere fast.

1:20:201:20:23

She's gone, Mas.

1:20:241:20:27

She left me.

1:20:271:20:30

Why didn't you say anything? You've been here three days.

1:20:341:20:40

Didn't seem like the right time.

1:20:401:20:42

We're brothers.

1:20:421:20:44

If we can't be honest with each other, what's the point?

1:20:441:20:46

OK, come on, let's go.

1:20:511:20:53

What about Zainab?

1:20:531:20:55

You leave her to me.

1:20:551:20:57

Can you cancel the doughnut and the strawberry milkshake?

1:21:001:21:03

How many more times you going to go through that dustbin?

1:21:251:21:28

-The frame ain't in there!

-At least I'm trying to do something.

-Freaking out won't help.

1:21:281:21:33

-We've got to work out what we're going to do.

-What we need to do is tell Phil.

-No!

1:21:331:21:36

-Is he giving you a hard time again?

-No, we're all right, aren't we, Jay?

1:21:361:21:39

-Where's Dad?

-Gone to get a takeaway. He won't be long.

1:21:391:21:43

Look, Shirl... Where's all the rubbish?

1:21:431:21:46

In the rubbish bin where it usually is.

1:21:461:21:49

He didn't mean normal rubbish. He's after something else.

1:21:491:21:51

Why? What's wrong?

1:21:511:21:53

-Go on, Ben. Tell Shirley what we're looking for.

-I'm not asking you, Jay.

1:21:531:21:57

I've lost my spare hearing aid, that's all.

1:21:571:21:59

And why would it be in the rubbish?

1:21:591:22:01

I thought you might have chucked it out by mistake, when we were clearing out the other day.

1:22:011:22:05

Dad would do his nut if he finds out I've lost it.

1:22:051:22:08

It might have found its way to the loft. Phil said he was going to put stuff up there.

1:22:081:22:12

-I'll go and have a look.

-No, you're all right. We'll have a look.

1:22:121:22:16

Oooh!

1:22:161:22:17

Thank you very much for the Pinot Noir, darling.

1:22:171:22:19

That's all right. You're welcome.

1:22:191:22:21

You see, I thought we could start off with that

1:22:211:22:24

and then we could move on to christening the flat,

1:22:241:22:27

-if you get my drift.

-I do, babe. But I'm kind of busy tonight, darling.

1:22:271:22:31

Look, some of the lads from the team are coming round to talk tactics.

1:22:311:22:35

That's all right. I can do a bit of football talk.

1:22:351:22:38

You'd be bored out of your mind, babe.

1:22:381:22:39

All right then.

1:22:391:22:41

Listen, listen.

1:22:411:22:43

Sasha's going to be with her mum this weekend, yeah?

1:22:431:22:46

So I'm thinking that maybe...

1:22:461:22:48

we can have ourselves a little...

1:22:481:22:51

flat christening tomorrow instead.

1:22:511:22:53

-Tomorrow

-Yeah.

1:22:531:22:55

OK. I suppose you're worth the wait.

1:22:561:22:58

-You know it.

-Hmmmm.

1:22:581:23:01

-OK. Make sure you keep that on ice for me, yeah?

-Absolutely, babe.

1:23:011:23:05

-See you later.

-See you, babe.

1:23:051:23:07

SHE PURRS

1:23:071:23:09

Any joy?

1:23:111:23:13

Well, I can handle Phil if he kicks off.

1:23:141:23:17

Look, I don't want to cause no trouble. We'll find it.

1:23:171:23:20

Here, Jay? Can you throw us another one down, please, mate?

1:23:201:23:24

Fish and chips do you?

1:23:281:23:29

What's all that banging upstairs?

1:23:291:23:31

Oh, I must have put something in one of them bags

1:23:311:23:34

that we were clearing out. The boys are having a look for me.

1:23:341:23:37

They won't find it up there. Jean came round on some recycling drive.

1:23:371:23:40

I gave everything to her.

1:23:401:23:42

I won't be long.

1:23:421:23:44

Grrr. I can't get the middle right.

1:23:461:23:48

Shush! You'll wake Kamil.

1:23:481:23:50

-Or someone's scared he'll be caught fraternising with the enemy.

-No.

1:23:501:23:54

Tamwar!

1:23:541:23:55

-Your father's going to evening prayer.

-OK. Well, I'll get ready.

1:23:591:24:02

OK, baba. You play.

1:24:031:24:05

Maybe you'd like to join them?

1:24:051:24:07

I...can't.

1:24:101:24:13

-Um, I've got a bit of a headache.

-Oh.

1:24:131:24:17

Sure it's not a hangover?

1:24:171:24:18

From all those drinks at lunchtime with Denise?

1:24:181:24:21

Yeah.

1:24:211:24:22

If you will insist on staying longer, then you could at least follow our rules.

1:24:221:24:26

You know, regular prayers, no alcohol.

1:24:261:24:30

Zee, come on. You know AJ's not religious.

1:24:301:24:33

It's no surprise Aliyah's had it with you.

1:24:331:24:35

I mean, she may not have the highest of standards,

1:24:351:24:37

-but if this is how you behave in your own home...

-You told Zainab?

1:24:371:24:40

Of course he told me. We share everything.

1:24:401:24:43

Perhaps if you and Aliyah had done the same,

1:24:431:24:45

-you wouldn't be in this mess.

-Zee...

-No.

1:24:451:24:47

Let Zainab speak. I'd value her advice.

1:24:471:24:51

You've always had such a strong marriage.

1:24:511:24:54

Remind me, how many years has it been now?

1:24:541:24:56

-29.

-29...

1:24:581:25:00

years without a blip.

1:25:001:25:02

That's really quite something.

1:25:021:25:05

-And neither of you have ever been tempted to stray...

-Of course not!

1:25:051:25:08

-How dare you suggest such a thing!

-I'm sorry, forgive me. Maybe...

1:25:081:25:11

I'm jealous.

1:25:111:25:13

You've always had such a perfect, flawless relationship. No squabbles,

1:25:131:25:17

no affairs, no disharmony of any kind.

1:25:171:25:21

HE LAUGHS

1:25:211:25:23

-It's really unusual in this day and age.

-Actually, it's not.

1:25:231:25:25

Not if you have good communication

1:25:251:25:27

-and mutual respect.

-And you keep a devout Muslim household

1:25:271:25:32

where you practice Islam to the letter.

1:25:321:25:34

Well, we try.

1:25:351:25:36

That's why it surprises me, you two sharing the same room

1:25:361:25:39

and, I imagine, the same bed, when you're no longer married.

1:25:391:25:44

Should have got beers in. I don't think Ray's that big a drinker.

1:25:501:25:53

Not usually, but he's only just moved into the flat.

1:25:531:25:56

Got to mark the occasion in a bit of style.

1:25:561:25:58

Throw him a party, that's what we've got to do.

1:25:581:26:01

Ray having a housewarming or something?

1:26:041:26:07

-Who told you that?

-Oh, no-one. It's just I assumed, the way...

1:26:071:26:10

-that they were going on.

-No, no. They're going to talk about footie

1:26:101:26:13

-and stuff.

-Oh, that's all right then.

1:26:131:26:16

Well, I suppose if you wanted to know exactly what Ray's got planned

1:26:161:26:19

you could always just ask him.

1:26:191:26:21

You know, Dee, I checked my bothered pocket and it's empty.

1:26:211:26:24

-OK, whatever you say.

-Yeah.

-Only...

1:26:241:26:25

-What?

-I thought you'd have learnt by now that honesty...

1:26:251:26:29

always the best policy.

1:26:291:26:30

Says you!

1:26:321:26:33

"Oh, Kim, I love the colour of the B&B!

1:26:331:26:36

"I would never repaint it the colour of boring while you're away."

1:26:361:26:39

-I never said I loved it.

-But you said it was all right.

1:26:391:26:41

-But you agreed to change it.

-Not to that!

-It looked hideous.

1:26:411:26:44

-Oh, please.

-That's Denise for you.

1:26:441:26:46

Only happy to tell the truth when it suits her

1:26:461:26:49

or concerns somebody else. Isn't that right, Denise?

1:26:491:26:52

You want to go through the recycling?

1:26:581:27:01

I'm in the middle of sorting it. I've got a system.

1:27:011:27:04

Yeah, well, it's just our stuff.

1:27:041:27:06

There's something I need back.

1:27:071:27:10

Oh, come on, Jean. We're meant to be mates.

1:27:101:27:13

I suppose.

1:27:131:27:15

Can you be quick?

1:27:151:27:16

Cheers, darling. You all right to hold the fort? I've got to pop to Rays.

1:27:211:27:24

-Apparently, half the team have cried off.

-Yeah, yeah. It's fine.

1:27:241:27:28

Seriously. I'm not up for getting wasted, mate. I want to go to the gym tomorrow.

1:27:281:27:31

Unbelievable. One hat-trick he thinks he's Pele.

1:27:311:27:34

Listen, you want to relax. Even he had the odd session here or there.

1:27:341:27:37

-Yeah, so did Gazza and look at him now.

-You ain't Gazza, are you?

1:27:371:27:40

-Don't worry about the gym, mate.

-I don't think the manager would agree. Hey, Alf?

1:27:401:27:44

One night'll be all right.

1:27:441:27:46

So, is there going to be any hot women there?

1:27:461:27:49

Nah, mate. Sorry. Lads only, yeah? Besides, mate,

1:27:491:27:52

-I ain't even on the market and neither's Max or Alfie.

-Thank you.

1:27:521:27:55

Just cos I've got a Porsche indoors, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari.

1:27:551:27:59

Just cos you lot have settled down, don't mean we all have to suffer.

1:27:591:28:02

-Here, what's going on?

-A party.

-Which party?

-Ray's.

1:28:021:28:06

Ray's?

1:28:061:28:08

She's well clear of the place tonight.

1:28:081:28:10

While the girl's away, the boys will play!

1:28:101:28:14

No wonder you didn't want me cramping your style!

1:28:141:28:17

You don't have to leave.

1:28:221:28:25

Zainab will be OK.

1:28:251:28:27

-Eventually.

-Yeah? You reckon?

1:28:271:28:30

She'll be exhausted after a good row with Denise.

1:28:301:28:33

She won't have any energy left for you.

1:28:331:28:36

What did she say to you exactly?

1:28:361:28:39

Er, a few things.

1:28:391:28:41

Including that Zainab wasn't the only one who strayed.

1:28:411:28:45

What?

1:28:451:28:47

What was this Jane like, then? Is she still around?

1:28:471:28:50

She's moved on.

1:28:511:28:52

We all have.

1:28:521:28:54

And Zainab got back with Yusef. I still can't believe it.

1:28:541:28:58

How did you deal with that?

1:28:581:29:00

-Didn't she tell you?

-She said I should ask you about that.

1:29:001:29:03

It's...

1:29:031:29:05

-It's a long story.

-Well...

1:29:051:29:07

Three years is a long time to catch up on, Mas.

1:29:071:29:09

I'm sure plenty more's happened besides all this.

1:29:091:29:12

-Not really.

-So...

1:29:131:29:14

Syed marrying a girl, fathering a child

1:29:141:29:17

and then becoming a friend to Dorothy's not a big deal, then?

1:29:171:29:19

It wouldn't take a genius to work it out.

1:29:211:29:23

What surprises me is that you didn't tell me.

1:29:231:29:27

-What?

-Syed, your marriage breakdown...

1:29:271:29:30

Is that why you've been keeping me at arm's length?

1:29:301:29:33

What did you want me to say, hey?

1:29:331:29:35

AJ, by the way, my marriage has collapsed

1:29:351:29:37

and one of my sons has moved in with the Muscle Mary from next door?

1:29:371:29:40

It's more interesting than,

1:29:401:29:41

"Weather's been really nice recently."

1:29:411:29:44

I don't know why I didn't tell you, right.

1:29:441:29:46

And you were very forthcoming about your problems when you got here.

1:29:461:29:50

Not so different after all, are we? No matter what Zainab thinks.

1:29:521:29:55

Exactly!

1:29:551:29:56

Although I've sorted my marriage out.

1:29:571:30:00

You could show a little remorse.

1:30:011:30:05

Would you rather that it came from someone like me

1:30:051:30:08

who has a sympathetic understanding of the situation,

1:30:081:30:12

or would you rather it had just come from any old gossip around here?

1:30:121:30:16

Oh, so you separate yourself from the other gossips, do you?

1:30:161:30:19

Look, AJ would have found out sooner or later.

1:30:191:30:23

I mean, surely you was going to invite him to the NEXT wedding?

1:30:231:30:27

That is, assuming you would actually ever get round to it.

1:30:271:30:29

When are you, by the way?

1:30:291:30:31

Mas and I will set a date when we feel we are ready.

1:30:311:30:34

I just think that you would feel a lot less stressed if you just,

1:30:341:30:37

you know, got on with it.

1:30:371:30:39

And I am available to be your matron of honour.

1:30:391:30:42

-Or whatever the Muslim version of that is called.

-You know what?

1:30:421:30:46

I shall be asking...

1:30:461:30:47

someone I trust.

1:30:471:30:49

Babe, listen. Me and the rest of them...

1:30:531:30:56

Look, we've got a different opinion of constitutes a boys' night.

1:30:561:31:00

-Ray been a bad boy, has he?

-How should I know?

1:31:001:31:02

I wasn't spinning you a line.

1:31:021:31:04

Look, I've only got eyes for one WAG, yeah?

1:31:041:31:07

And that's you.

1:31:071:31:09

THEY CHEER

1:31:111:31:12

Cos someone knows how to keep her bloke on the straight and narrow.

1:31:121:31:16

Kat, you know you're more than welcome to adopt the same approach.

1:31:161:31:19

Mwah! Come on, Raymundo. Let's go.

1:31:211:31:24

Come on, boys!

1:31:241:31:25

Ah, to be a young man again with all that stamina and energy.

1:31:251:31:29

Young? That lot?!

1:31:291:31:32

Teetering on the brink of a mid-life crisis more like.

1:31:321:31:36

They wouldn't know a good night out if it smacked 'em in the face.

1:31:381:31:41

And I suppose you do?

1:31:411:31:43

As it happens, I do.

1:31:441:31:47

I had something completely different planned.

1:31:471:31:52

You care to join me?

1:31:521:31:53

Yeah, man.

1:31:551:31:57

-Where's AJ?

-He's steering clear of you.

1:31:591:32:02

Zee, ease up on him, please.

1:32:021:32:04

He's been through a hard enough time at home.

1:32:041:32:06

What's wrong?

1:32:081:32:09

Us! Us is what's wrong.

1:32:101:32:13

All these lies for AJ. It shouldn't be like this.

1:32:131:32:16

But he knows we're divorced now. We can go back to how we were.

1:32:161:32:19

I don't want to.

1:32:191:32:20

No...I do want to.

1:32:201:32:22

But I want things to be how they were...

1:32:221:32:26

before that man.

1:32:261:32:28

I want us to be married again.

1:32:291:32:31

Yeah, well, so do I. I've only been waiting

1:32:311:32:35

because you wanted to.

1:32:351:32:36

Yeah, but it's not a question of wanting to or not.

1:32:361:32:39

It doesn't feel right, does it? Making arrangements for the Nikah

1:32:391:32:42

-with Tamwar still around, Afia just having left.

-Yeah, but...

1:32:421:32:45

Don't you think he'd want us to be happy? Tam's not a selfish boy.

1:32:471:32:51

-If anything, he'd probably welcome the stability.

-You think so?

1:32:511:32:55

-I do.

-I do too.

1:32:551:32:58

-See how naturally that rolls off the tongue?

-Yeah!

1:32:591:33:02

So shall we make a date?

1:33:021:33:05

OK!

1:33:061:33:07

Since we're making it official...

1:33:071:33:09

-Masood! What if AJ comes back?

-Come on, I just want a cuddle.

1:33:091:33:13

-Masood, stop it!

-Come on.

1:33:131:33:15

No.

1:33:151:33:16

All right. Well, we should tell AJ everything about Yusef.

1:33:171:33:22

It's better that he hears it from us than anyone else.

1:33:221:33:25

Mas!

1:33:271:33:29

Do you really think Ray's going to behave himself with all them?

1:33:301:33:33

If he says it's going to be low key, it's going to be low key.

1:33:331:33:36

You've seen enough drunk blokes in here to know once they've had a few,

1:33:361:33:39

they egg each other on and all good intentions go out the window.

1:33:391:33:42

No, no, no. Not this time. Ray is on a very strict training regime.

1:33:421:33:47

He takes his health very seriously.

1:33:471:33:49

You'd better hope Jack doesn't invite any of his "friends" over.

1:33:491:33:52

What?

1:33:521:33:53

But if you were there, it might stop him from playing up, hey?

1:33:531:33:56

Yeah, but I can't just turn up on his doorstep like that, uninvited.

1:33:561:33:59

Not on your own maybe. Oh, come on, Kim.

1:33:591:34:02

I'm gagging for a break from this place.

1:34:021:34:05

What d'you reckon, Rox?

1:34:051:34:06

I just told Christian I'd be back in an hour for Amy.

1:34:061:34:09

Oh, shame(!)

1:34:091:34:11

I can get him to watch her a little bit longer if you want.

1:34:111:34:14

Hey, Dee! What you doing tonight?

1:34:141:34:17

Can I help you?

1:34:251:34:27

-SHE WHISPERS

-Kat. Shirley's upstairs.

1:34:331:34:37

Can you hold the fort? I've got to pop out for a bit.

1:34:371:34:40

We'll take a rain check on the face packs, yeah?

1:34:401:34:43

When you said something different,

1:34:451:34:47

it's not what I had in mind.

1:34:471:34:49

Didn't realise Coker's first delivery would be quite so big.

1:34:491:34:53

I like this.

1:34:561:34:57

You making yourself useful?

1:34:591:35:01

Cos at your age, that's an achievement.

1:35:011:35:04

Go on, make me feel even older.

1:35:041:35:07

Don't forget...

1:35:071:35:09

with age comes wisdom.

1:35:091:35:11

True, true.

1:35:111:35:13

When I think of some of the decisions I made as a young man...

1:35:131:35:18

Still...

1:35:181:35:19

the women and them...

1:35:191:35:21

-I got no regrets there.

-That's the difference

1:35:211:35:24

between you and me.

1:35:241:35:26

Only one man ever meant toffee to me.

1:35:261:35:30

Yolande...

1:35:311:35:33

Oh, I loved that woman, you know?

1:35:331:35:35

I've got to admit I do miss having company,

1:35:351:35:39

especially when the nights get cold.

1:35:391:35:42

I've never minded my own company.

1:35:421:35:44

That's the other thing with the young.

1:35:451:35:48

They're always...

1:35:481:35:49

e-mailing, messaging,

1:35:491:35:52

gassing on their phones.

1:35:521:35:54

It's like there's not a second

1:35:541:35:57

that's not filled with a distraction.

1:35:571:36:00

-I don't envy them that.

-Don't envy their dress sense either.

1:36:001:36:04

What is this? A hat...

1:36:041:36:07

or a tea cosy?

1:36:071:36:08

It's not so bad.

1:36:081:36:11

-Here.

-You reckon?

1:36:131:36:15

HE LAUGHS

1:36:171:36:19

Didn't you hear me shouting?

1:36:221:36:25

Anyway, Jean took everything.

1:36:251:36:28

Dunno what all the fuss is about anyway.

1:36:281:36:30

Jean took all the rubbish?

1:36:301:36:32

Yeah. Shirley's over there now, going through everything.

1:36:321:36:36

-Why is everyone so obsessed about a load of rubbish all of a sudden?

-No, we're not.

1:36:361:36:40

-Just tell him, Ben, will you?

-Later. We've got to get to the Vic.

1:36:401:36:44

Tell me what?

1:36:441:36:45

Now, Ben. We ain't got a choice!

1:36:481:36:51

You know the photo frame...

1:36:571:36:58

that I used on Hev?

1:36:581:36:59

I didn't get rid of it.

1:37:011:37:03

It's been here the whole time. Well...

1:37:041:37:06

..at least, it was here.

1:37:081:37:10

All right, boys. Get those down you.

1:37:151:37:18

-No, I'm all right, thanks.

-I'm fine. Here you go, Jack.

1:37:181:37:22

You having a laugh?

1:37:221:37:24

-I'm trying to give them up.

-Come on, boys.

1:37:241:37:27

We're meant to be training, keeping ourselves in peak condition.

1:37:271:37:30

So, Raymundo, what exactly have you got planned for tonight then, mate?

1:37:301:37:33

Right. Match analysis. I was thinking we could do a few charts.

1:37:331:37:37

You know, discuss formations, what worked, what hasn't worked...

1:37:371:37:40

HE LAUGHS

1:37:421:37:44

Your faces! Do you really think I'd bring you lot around here

1:37:441:37:48

to talk some boring team talk?

1:37:481:37:50

Come on, man. Step this way, gentlemen.

1:37:501:37:53

-You looked me in the eye and said it was in the canal. You told me it was gone.

-I know.

1:37:561:38:00

I went down there with it, I swear. I was trying to build myself up to chuck it in.

1:38:001:38:04

-But there was something stopping me. Dad, I was scared.

-No, no, no.

1:38:041:38:07

Now is the time to be scared cos the minute Shirley finds it

1:38:071:38:10

she's going to hand it in to the old bill and you're going to go down for life.

1:38:101:38:14

And the way I feel right now, you deserve it and all.

1:38:141:38:16

-Where you going?

-Where do you think, eh?

1:38:161:38:19

Well, let me go, all right? Cos if you just charge in there,

1:38:191:38:22

-Shirley will get suss.

-You want me to trust you after this, eh?

1:38:221:38:26

I'll go with him.

1:38:261:38:27

And when we find it, I'll make sure he chucks it in the canal.

1:38:271:38:30

You'd better.

1:38:321:38:33

KNOCKS ON DOOR

1:38:501:38:51

Surprise!

1:38:531:38:55

We thought your little party could do with livening up a bit.

1:38:551:38:58

Come on.

1:39:151:39:16

Where are you?

1:39:161:39:18

I found it,

1:39:231:39:24

my hearing aid. It was back in my room.

1:39:241:39:26

So I've been through all this lot for nothing?

1:39:261:39:29

Yeah, sorry.

1:39:291:39:31

The things I do for you boys.

1:39:311:39:33

You should get off home anyway cos Phil's been wondering where you are.

1:39:331:39:37

We'll tidy all this up.

1:39:371:39:38

Yeah, too right you will.

1:39:381:39:41

Why shouldn't we be in there?

1:39:461:39:47

Listen, babe. I really don't think this is your scene.

1:39:471:39:50

Yeah? Well, we'll see about that.

1:39:501:39:53

I can't believe what that man put you through. I wouldn't have made fun if I'd known.

1:40:121:40:16

-About Aliyah...

-Woah.

1:40:201:40:21

Just because we've broken up, doesn't mean I'm going to let you bad mouth her. Well, not much anyway.

1:40:211:40:26

I really think that...

1:40:281:40:31

you should try to reconcile.

1:40:311:40:33

With the Aliyah that you detest?

1:40:341:40:36

She's not so bad.

1:40:361:40:39

All right!

1:40:391:40:40

So, we'll never be bosom buddies but...

1:40:401:40:44

I really think you should try to save your marriage.

1:40:441:40:46

You belong together.

1:40:461:40:48

That's what we thought about you and Zainab.

1:40:481:40:51

Nobody's indestructible.

1:40:511:40:52

-We came back to each other.

-Yeah, and now we're stronger than ever.

1:40:531:40:57

Do you want her back?

1:41:001:41:02

She should be so lucky!

1:41:021:41:03

I'm serious. Be serious for once, AJ.

1:41:031:41:07

Maybe we don't have what you two have.

1:41:091:41:12

Oh, you do. But it takes work.

1:41:121:41:14

-Really hard work.

-Well, you know how I feel about hard work...

1:41:141:41:19

-plays havoc with my nails.

-You can't laugh this one off, AJ.

1:41:191:41:22

What if she doesn't want to know?

1:41:241:41:26

We'll be here. Won't we, Zee?

1:41:261:41:28

-Come on. Where is it, man?

-It's got to be in here.

1:41:371:41:39

What are you doing?! Where's Shirley?

1:41:391:41:43

Well, she had to go.

1:41:431:41:44

We'll tidy up when we're finished, Jean. I promise you.

1:41:441:41:47

No! No, I'm not having this.

1:41:471:41:49

-We've just got one more bag to do.

-No. You cannot treat this like some sort of rubbish tip.

1:41:491:41:53

This is our home. Now, will you please leave?

1:41:531:41:56

-If you'd just listen, Jean...

-I said, get out!

1:41:561:41:58

Come on.

1:42:051:42:06

TV: That's what defenders do...

1:42:141:42:17

Come on, Rox. Free booze, dancing... It'll be fun.

1:42:171:42:19

I've seen livelier care homes.

1:42:191:42:22

Look, I can't help it if my man wants to save his energy

1:42:221:42:24

for something more important, like yours truly.

1:42:241:42:27

Well, I've had enough of this.

1:42:271:42:29

-Oi, come on!

-Kat!

-Come on you lot, let your hair down.

1:42:301:42:34

Well, those of you that have got it. Come on, have a laugh.

1:42:341:42:37

-You can restart training next week. Ain't that right, Alfie?

-Now you know why I married the girl!

1:42:371:42:43

-I'm going to get some sambuca.

-I'm putting some music on.

1:42:431:42:45

I'm going to open this then.

1:42:451:42:47

-Babe?

-Hmm?

-I thought I told you I didn't want to do a big party.

1:42:491:42:53

-What's going on?

-Oh, I know. Sorry.

1:42:531:42:56

Still, if you can't beat 'em...

1:42:571:43:00

-Little Tam...

-I'm not so little any more.

1:43:071:43:10

You will find another girl. You trust your Uncle AJ, OK?

1:43:101:43:14

OK.

1:43:141:43:16

-Goodbye, my lovely nephew.

-Bye.

1:43:171:43:20

Let's catch a drag show next time I'm in town.

1:43:201:43:22

Yeah, it's not really my thing.

1:43:221:43:24

-200 quid. Didn't I say I'd pay it back?

-Cheers.

1:43:241:43:27

There's still that £20 you owe me and that bill you left with Denise...

1:43:271:43:30

Yeah, that might have to wait. Aliyah froze all the accounts.

1:43:301:43:34

-I'd better get an invite to that wedding.

-Of course.

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So...

1:43:381:43:40

I don't think so.

1:43:401:43:41

-All right, if you need anything, you let me know.

-Yeah. Thanks again.

-OK.

1:43:461:43:50

And if Shabnam becomes a lesbian, and I don't hear about it...

1:43:501:43:53

Catch your train, please.

1:43:531:43:54

-We've got go back in there sometime.

-He'll kill me.

1:43:591:44:02

-There was nothing we could do, not without Jean going ballistic.

-Dad ain't going to see it like that.

1:44:021:44:07

Suppose you think I've got it coming?

1:44:071:44:10

Well, I certainly didn't want any of this.

1:44:101:44:12

We're still brothers though, yeah?

1:44:131:44:17

Just go and face him, will you?

1:44:171:44:19

What took you so long? I've been calling you.

1:44:291:44:31

Went on a detour to get this.

1:44:311:44:34

What's wrong?

1:44:351:44:37

Oh, nothing. Just...

1:44:371:44:39

Just a bit of an accident. Don't worry about it.

1:44:391:44:41

Did Ben tell you about losing his hearing aid?

1:44:411:44:44

There's no harm done, he's found it now.

1:44:441:44:46

Phil, you need to go a little bit more easy on him,

1:44:461:44:49

try and learn to trust him.

1:44:491:44:50

Don't tell me what I should do with my own son, all right?

1:44:501:44:53

I'm only saying.

1:44:531:44:55

-You think you know him, but believe me, you don't.

-I can't talk to you when you're like this.

1:44:551:44:59

Careful, it's in one of its moods.

1:44:591:45:01

I can't do it, Syed!

1:45:081:45:10

-Move your arm!

-The green one, ma!

-What?!

1:45:101:45:14

-Follow the colours.

-I'm trying to follow the colours!

1:45:141:45:17

-No, don't touch it. You made it go wrong!

-No, you did it.

1:45:171:45:20

Didn't there used to be something there?

1:45:221:45:24

Yeah, A pair of gold lions?

1:45:241:45:26

Oh, yeah. That's right. Hideous. I can't bear...

1:45:261:45:28

Stop it! I can't bear the things,

1:45:281:45:30

-but we found out they were worth... How much?

-£200.

1:45:301:45:34

I knew it. I knew you'd screw it up!

1:45:411:45:43

It weren't Ben's fault. If we'd carried on arguing with Jean,

1:45:431:45:45

-she'd have got Kat and Alfie involved and it would have been made into a massive deal.

-Yeah...

1:45:451:45:50

Well, let's see her say no to me.

1:45:501:45:52

Ready? One, two. Let's have it.

1:45:531:45:57

-I've never seen you dance before.

-Then you've been missing out.

1:46:071:46:11

-How's Alfie put up with that?

-It's all front, innit?

1:46:111:46:16

Um, is this a private party

1:46:161:46:18

-or can anybody else join?

-We're only messing about.

1:46:181:46:21

Come on, babe. You've got to learn to have trust, you know what I mean?

1:46:211:46:24

Chill out, babe.

1:46:241:46:25

He has got a point you know.

1:46:271:46:30

Coming across as a bit, um...

1:46:301:46:32

-needy.

-Needy?

1:46:321:46:35

Yeah. Come on, let's crack that bottle open shall we? Come on.

1:46:351:46:39

What?

1:46:451:46:46

She's getting rid of the evidence, isn't she?

1:46:511:46:53

-That frame will be gone for good.

-Yeah, what about the tea towel?

1:46:531:46:57

We burn it. Then it really is over, isn't it?

1:46:571:47:00

What do you reckon?

1:47:101:47:12

Who brought that in?

1:47:121:47:13

Jean, I think.

1:47:131:47:15

No!

1:47:151:47:16

No!

1:47:161:47:18

THEY LAUGH

1:47:181:47:20

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Jay's world soon comes crashing down around him when he makes a shocking discovery about Heather's murder, and Kim is left feeling insecure about her relationship with Ray after she watches him flirt with a guest at his flat-warming party.


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