14/07/2012 ‹ EastEnders Omnibus

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Do you mind?!	0:00:33	0:00:34
Forgive me. I wasn't watching where you were going...	0:00:34	0:00:37
What do you expect? Standing up in the way doing nothing.	0:00:37	0:00:40
PHONE BEEPS	0:00:40	0:00:41
Oi, you're not a forensic scientist are you?	0:00:42	0:00:45
-What? -Or know any?	0:00:45	0:00:47
Plenty. Miami, New York, Vegas...	0:00:47	0:00:49
A comedian. Just what this place needs...	0:00:49	0:00:52
-Do I look like a comedian? -No.	0:00:52	0:00:54
Actually you look like somebody who doesn't know whether he's coming or going.	0:00:54	0:00:57
Such a shame Denise can't make this.	0:01:09	0:01:11
She deserves it more than anyone else.	0:01:11	0:01:13
I mean, an ingrown toenail - how random is that?	0:01:13	0:01:16
I know what you're doing...	0:01:16	0:01:17
What? I'm getting ready to go.	0:01:17	0:01:19
Looking for a way out. Any excuse not to go.	0:01:19	0:01:22
Ridiculous. Why would I do that?	0:01:22	0:01:24
We'll be OK.	0:01:26	0:01:27
-Kamil... -Is a little trooper.	0:01:29	0:01:31
-And Syed... -Is a big boy now.	0:01:31	0:01:34
-Tamwar... -Is stronger than you think.	0:01:34	0:01:37
You.	0:01:41	0:01:42
Will be here. Always.	0:01:43	0:01:46
Come on, Zee. Go and enjoy yourself.	0:01:46	0:01:51
-You deserve this. -I didn't even want it in the first place.	0:01:51	0:01:53
Oh yes, you did. You did. You did, deep down.	0:01:53	0:01:58
Otherwise you wouldn't have "won". I'll miss you, Zee. We all will.	0:01:59	0:02:03
-But we'll cope. -Promise?	0:02:05	0:02:07
It's just two nights.	0:02:07	0:02:10
We'll be fine.	0:02:10	0:02:12
There you go. 100 brushes - just like a princess.	0:02:15	0:02:19
I'm not a princess. And I'm not a horse either.	0:02:19	0:02:22
Really. Seems to me you're turning into a right little mare.	0:02:22	0:02:26
What's got into you?	0:02:26	0:02:27
I'm growing up. There aren't any real princesses anyway.	0:02:27	0:02:30
Not like in the stories.	0:02:30	0:02:32
What'd you mean?	0:02:33	0:02:35
In books, they're nice.	0:02:35	0:02:37
These days they've all got eating disorders and having affairs.	0:02:37	0:02:40
That's what Mum says.	0:02:40	0:02:43
Why is that?	0:02:43	0:02:44
-It's called growing up. -Cool.	0:02:44	0:02:46
PHONE VIBRATES What's that buzzing noise?	0:02:46	0:02:49
Ow!	0:02:49	0:02:50
Sorry! Look, off you go, you're done.	0:02:50	0:02:52
-Did you hear that buzzing? -Go on. Get your school bag.	0:02:52	0:02:55
Shirl. You OK?	0:03:23	0:03:24
Yeah, I'm fine. Why you asking?	0:03:24	0:03:26
No reason. So you starting the burger van up again?	0:03:28	0:03:31
No flies on you, is there, Benjamin?	0:03:31	0:03:35
D'you want any help?	0:03:35	0:03:37
Nah... I reckon I've had enough help from you.	0:03:39	0:03:43
This is something I gotta do on my own.	0:03:43	0:03:46
OK?	0:03:46	0:03:47
Hey, Sugar Ray?	0:03:56	0:03:57
Hey. Been trying to text you, babe.	0:03:57	0:03:59
Hey. Yeah, I know, I got your messages...	0:03:59	0:04:02
and thank you for my spa weekend.	0:04:02	0:04:05
-You're welcome, babe. -Hey, have you seen what Denise's done to the colour of the B&B while I was away?	0:04:05	0:04:10
What, she's trying to improve it. Listen, are you busy?	0:04:10	0:04:14
-No. -Only, I got a surprise for you.	0:04:14	0:04:16
-What, another one? -Meet me here at 11 sharp.	0:04:16	0:04:19
Wear something comfortable.	0:04:19	0:04:21
Comfortable?	0:04:21	0:04:22
Mm-hm. As in, something loose.	0:04:22	0:04:24
That's my middle name. Mm! Thank you.	0:04:24	0:04:28
Eleven o'clock. Where's Kat?	0:04:28	0:04:31
-Easy, Katrina? -You all right? -Yeah?	0:04:33	0:04:35
Another day off? Doing something nice?	0:04:35	0:04:38
-It's a surprise. -Oh, is that right?	0:04:38	0:04:40
Yeah.	0:04:40	0:04:41
-Well, enjoy yourselves... -Oh yeah!	0:04:41	0:04:44
It's going to be explosive.	0:04:44	0:04:45
SHE CHUCKLES	0:04:45	0:04:47
You hear that? There's going to be a "bang" today.	0:04:47	0:04:50
-See ya later! -See you later.	0:04:50	0:04:53
She's no princess.	0:04:53	0:04:54
No? Then why's she got the prince?	0:04:54	0:04:56
You're going to be late. You've already got an umbrella.	0:05:00	0:05:03
It's back-up. It's called being prepared, Masood.	0:05:03	0:05:06
-It's the middle of summer. -Yeah. The Great British summer.	0:05:06	0:05:09
Which means I'll need another scarf! Gloves!	0:05:09	0:05:11
She's bonkers.	0:05:14	0:05:16
Nah. She's not bonkers. She's just worried.	0:05:16	0:05:19
About what?	0:05:19	0:05:20
Us.	0:05:20	0:05:22
MUSIC: "Weird Fishes" by Radiohead	0:05:24	0:05:27
All right?	0:05:55	0:05:56
MUSIC STOPS	0:05:59	0:06:00
Fine, thanks.	0:06:00	0:06:01
Any particular reason why you're standing there next to that car?	0:06:02	0:06:06
What, this car? The 1977 Blue Daimler Sovereign 4.2 litre?	0:06:09	0:06:15
-Yes. That one. -I was thinking about nicking it.	0:06:16	0:06:20
-I beg your pardon? -It's why I'm standing here.	0:06:20	0:06:22
Thinking about nicking this Daimler, taking it for a joy ride and then selling it for parts.	0:06:22	0:06:26
It's the Asian in me, innit?	0:06:26	0:06:27
Funny(!) You got a lip on you, mate.	0:06:28	0:06:31
Two, last time I checked.	0:06:33	0:06:34
Well, next time you check you might have a fat one,	0:06:35	0:06:38
if you don't jog on right now.	0:06:38	0:06:39
HE SCOFFS	0:06:41	0:06:43
Couldn't point me in the direction of number 41, could you?	0:06:43	0:06:46
-Jog on. -Yeah.	0:06:46	0:06:47
All right, Shirl?	0:06:53	0:06:55
I know what it looks like, Jay.	0:06:57	0:06:59
-But I'm off to start a business, not join the homeless. -That's fine. Need a hand?	0:06:59	0:07:03
Yeah. Open the door for me.	0:07:03	0:07:04
There you go.	0:07:07	0:07:08
I think we should help her.	0:07:14	0:07:16
She don't want help.	0:07:16	0:07:17
Yeah, making burgers.	0:07:17	0:07:19
But she didn't say anything about advertising 'em.	0:07:19	0:07:21
OK. So how many we got? Ten? Ten, OK.	0:07:24	0:07:27
Brilliant. I'll be there for about one o'clock.	0:07:27	0:07:30
Nice. I'll call you back.	0:07:30	0:07:32
Babe, what are you wearing?	0:07:34	0:07:35
Somethin' loose. Took ages to decide. You like it?	0:07:35	0:07:38
< Kim!	0:07:38	0:07:39
Sasha!	0:07:39	0:07:42
Y-you're here...	0:07:42	0:07:43
It's my birthday! Didn't Dad say?	0:07:43	0:07:46
He got me the day off school.	0:07:46	0:07:47
What are you wearing?	0:07:47	0:07:49
What did you tell her?	0:07:49	0:07:51
Babe, I told her to wear something loose and comfortable.	0:07:51	0:07:53
And not to be late.	0:07:53	0:07:55
You won't have time to get changed before we go.	0:07:55	0:07:57
Go where?	0:07:57	0:07:59
Make sure she gets on the train.	0:08:02	0:08:04
Make sure she understands that you'll miss her,	0:08:04	0:08:06
but you'll be fine.	0:08:06	0:08:07
I'll miss her and I'll be fine.	0:08:08	0:08:10
Yes. And she's to relax. And have fun.	0:08:10	0:08:12
Are we are talking about the same woman?	0:08:12	0:08:14
KNOCK AT DOOR	0:08:14	0:08:15
-I got it. Tam's got your suitcase. -OK.	0:08:15	0:08:18
Mas... Long -	0:08:20	0:08:23
What are you doing here?	0:08:23	0:08:25
Kamil needs to have a bath at 6.30.	0:08:25	0:08:27
And please, can you make sure that your father remembers to feed him this time?	0:08:27	0:08:31
-We were planning on leaving him outside to be reared by wolves. -Tamwar, I am depending on you, OK?	0:08:31	0:08:36
Your father, he means well, but he's prone to distractions.	0:08:36	0:08:39
-So I need you to be my... -Spy?	0:08:39	0:08:42
My eyes and my ears, Tamwar!	0:08:42	0:08:45
(Spy.)	0:08:45	0:08:47
-Are you mad?! -A little peeved, yes!	0:08:47	0:08:49
What are you doing here?	0:08:49	0:08:51
What do you think? I've come to see my brother.	0:08:51	0:08:53
Now? Without any warning?	0:08:53	0:08:55
What do you think Zainab's going to say when she sees you?	0:08:55	0:08:58
What Zainab always says when she sees me - "Oh, very bad man, very bad influence", yada yada yada...	0:08:58	0:09:03
I came to see you, bruv. It's been way too long.	0:09:04	0:09:06
What? Where are you going?	0:09:08	0:09:10
No. There's a cafe around the corner. Wait there.	0:09:10	0:09:14
Wait there!	0:09:14	0:09:15
No. Follow these rules. OK?	0:09:22	0:09:24
I knew I could count on you.	0:09:24	0:09:27
Least it's not too many(!)	0:09:27	0:09:28
All right?	0:09:29	0:09:31
Who was it?	0:09:31	0:09:33
-What? -At the door, who was it?	0:09:33	0:09:35
Uh... No-one. Important, I mean.	0:09:35	0:09:39
-Shall we? -Yeah.	0:09:40	0:09:43
I'm taking Mum to the station.	0:09:43	0:09:45
Nah nah. Doesn't matter... I'll do it.	0:09:45	0:09:48
Why don't you go to work or something?	0:09:48	0:09:51
Because I'm not working today, remember?	0:09:51	0:09:53
Well - go and get some fresh air or...you know.	0:09:53	0:09:56
I was. By walking Mum...	0:09:57	0:09:58
Whoever is walking, please, can we go now?	0:09:58	0:10:02
You will not defeat me, got that?	0:10:07	0:10:10
I've lived through all sorts, survived too much,	0:10:10	0:10:13
to be beaten down by a flaming griddle pan!	0:10:13	0:10:16
Paintball?	0:10:28	0:10:30
Yep. Me and Sasha do it every year on her birthday.	0:10:30	0:10:33
It's a tradition.	0:10:33	0:10:34
Whatever happened to pin the tail on the donkey?	0:10:34	0:10:37
It's kind of like that - but with guns.	0:10:37	0:10:39
Guns?	0:10:39	0:10:40
Big guns!	0:10:40	0:10:42
MUSIC ON HEADPHONES	0:10:46	0:10:48
Are you getting anything?	0:10:49	0:10:50
MUSIC STOPS	0:10:50	0:10:51
-What? -Are you getting anything?	0:10:51	0:10:54
Since you ask so nicely...	0:10:54	0:10:56
HE CLEARS THROAT	0:10:57	0:10:58
Coffee.	0:10:58	0:10:59
Haven't seen you around here before.	0:11:03	0:11:05
Er, no. It's my first time.	0:11:05	0:11:09
Oh. An East End virgin? How exciting.	0:11:09	0:11:13
Welcome to the manor.	0:11:13	0:11:15
Um...	0:11:15	0:11:16
Thanks...?	0:11:17	0:11:18
THEY GIGGLE	0:11:18	0:11:21
Can I get that coffee to go, please?	0:11:23	0:11:26
Masood! Jaldi karna! Sara din eh gaya mere paas?	0:11:27	0:11:29
I don't want to be standing here all day.	0:11:31	0:11:33
-Come on, then. -Where are you going?	0:11:35	0:11:38
Thought you might prefer the bus. Save a couple of pounds.	0:11:38	0:11:40
Why would I want to spend an extra hour on the bus just to save two pounds!	0:11:40	0:11:44
Come on!	0:11:44	0:11:46
Ooh!	0:11:53	0:11:54
-What is it? -Nothing...	0:11:54	0:11:56
I-I just thought I might stop for a coffee on the way back.	0:11:56	0:11:59
That's a nice idea. I might get something for the journey myself.	0:11:59	0:12:02
What? No! No.	0:12:02	0:12:04
You don't want to be late...	0:12:04	0:12:06
Two seconds ago you were said why don't I take the bus,	0:12:06	0:12:08
now you're saying I don't have time for a takeaway coffee?	0:12:08	0:12:11
What is wrong with you?	0:12:11	0:12:12
Masood!	0:12:14	0:12:15
What are you doing, Masood?	0:12:18	0:12:20
Just getting the door for you.	0:12:20	0:12:22
What, like I can't get the door for myself?	0:12:22	0:12:24
Ugh.	0:12:24	0:12:26
Oh, one coffee and one tea to take away, please.	0:12:26	0:12:30
You all right?	0:12:34	0:12:36
Now, it's Blues versus Blacks.	0:12:37	0:12:39
The objective is to get to this helicopter. Inside is a package.	0:12:39	0:12:45
Get this package to the clearly marked flag.	0:12:45	0:12:49
What? That's it?	0:12:49	0:12:51
Without getting shot. Two hits and you're out.	0:12:51	0:12:55
OK, everyone. You got it?	0:12:55	0:12:56
ALL: Yeah.	0:12:56	0:12:58
-Got it? -Yeah.	0:12:58	0:12:59
All right. Everyone ready? Let's go!	0:12:59	0:13:02
SHOUTING AND CHEERING	0:13:02	0:13:04
Flamin', stupid, worthless... get it to work...	0:13:12	0:13:16
BANGING AND CRASHING	0:13:16	0:13:18
Shirley?	0:13:19	0:13:20
I know you're in there.	0:13:22	0:13:25
What?	0:13:26	0:13:27
You've found yourself a hobby! Do you need a hand?	0:13:27	0:13:31
No. I'm fine. I can handle this by myself.	0:13:31	0:13:35
OK.	0:13:35	0:13:36
BANGING AND CRASHING	0:13:36	0:13:38
Jai.	0:13:49	0:13:50
Veeru.	0:13:50	0:13:51
THEY CHUCKLE	0:14:03	0:14:05
THEY LAUGH AND BANTER	0:14:07	0:14:10
-Kim? -You OK? -Yeah.	0:14:12	0:14:14
All right.	0:14:14	0:14:15
SIREN SOUNDS	0:14:15	0:14:17
GUNFIRE	0:14:18	0:14:19
SHE SQUEALS	0:14:19	0:14:22
...she leans over and she goes "East End virgin? How exciting!"	0:14:34	0:14:38
Seriously, I thought she was going to jump me there and then.	0:14:38	0:14:43
Yeah, well, with Rose anything's possible. You had a lucky escape.	0:14:43	0:14:47
Yeah. We both did. What was all that about with Zainab? I know she don't like me, but...	0:14:47	0:14:51
It wasn't you. Well, it was partly you. She was going somewhere.	0:14:51	0:14:54
And I knew, if she saw you, she'd stay. That's all.	0:14:54	0:14:57
And it was important for her to go?	0:14:57	0:14:59
-Yeah. -Why?	0:14:59	0:15:01
Because this trip is the first time, in a long time,	0:15:01	0:15:04
that Mum can even start thinking about being herself again.	0:15:04	0:15:07
Who is that?	0:15:07	0:15:08
Syed? Damn... You ain't changed a bit.	0:15:08	0:15:11
AJ, this is Tamwar.	0:15:11	0:15:13
Tamwar, meet my brother Amjad.	0:15:13	0:15:16
Uncle AJ. Yeah. I've heard a lot about you.	0:15:16	0:15:20
This is when it all starts to go awry.	0:15:22	0:15:24
"Awry"! Big words...	0:15:26	0:15:28
In here, Kat.	0:15:31	0:15:32
Did Alfie find you?	0:15:32	0:15:35
Didn't know he was looking.	0:15:35	0:15:37
He's been trying to call you.	0:15:37	0:15:39
Yeah, I left me phone...	0:15:39	0:15:41
Did he say what it's about?	0:15:44	0:15:46
Seemed a bit hacked off, though.	0:15:46	0:15:48
Hello.	0:15:57	0:15:58
All alone?	0:15:58	0:15:59
-Celebrating. -Oh yeah? What?	0:16:00	0:16:04
I don't really know.	0:16:06	0:16:07
Right.	0:16:08	0:16:09
Um, if you're not busy,	0:16:09	0:16:12
there's someone that might be able to use our help.	0:16:12	0:16:15
GUNFIRE	0:16:39	0:16:40
Ha! Yeah!	0:16:40	0:16:43
# What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! #	0:16:43	0:16:47
SHE SCREAMS	0:16:48	0:16:50
So, you're Uncle AJ. The black sheep of the family.	0:16:50	0:16:55
Ooh, black sheep?	0:16:55	0:16:58
I suppose I can cope with that. We've all got a few skeletons in our closet.	0:16:58	0:17:02
You can say that again.	0:17:02	0:17:04
So...why are you here?	0:17:05	0:17:08
I wanted to see my brother, his family...	0:17:08	0:17:10
OK. Why now?	0:17:12	0:17:13
Circumstances...	0:17:13	0:17:15
No. I mean - why now? And not ever before.	0:17:15	0:17:18
It's not like I've had that many invitations.	0:17:18	0:17:21
It's simple, Tamwar.	0:17:21	0:17:23
Your mum doesn't like me. She really doesn't like my wife.	0:17:23	0:17:26
-In fact, she called my wife ... -We really don't need to go into any specifics.	0:17:26	0:17:30
-Why does she hate him? -Does Zainab need a reason?	0:17:30	0:17:32
She has her reasons, AJ.	0:17:32	0:17:34
We may not agree with them - but she has them.	0:17:34	0:17:36
Basically, Tam -	0:17:36	0:17:40
I am a bad Muslim. And I'm a bad influence on your father.	0:17:40	0:17:44
Your mother thinks that when we...	0:17:44	0:17:47
get together, we, um...	0:17:47	0:17:50
y'know, egg each other on. Get into trouble...	0:17:50	0:17:53
Like sodium and chlorine gas being mixed.	0:17:53	0:17:56
It's combustible.	0:17:56	0:17:58
Yeah...	0:17:59	0:18:01
Anyway, since you've arrived, Dad's lied to Mum several times over,	0:18:01	0:18:04
he's lied to me several times over	0:18:04	0:18:06
and no doubt will do it again several times over before you leave.	0:18:06	0:18:11
So, maybe Mum had a point.	0:18:11	0:18:12
Why won't you just fit? Why won't you work?!	0:18:16	0:18:19
-Shirley? -I can't understand this! I can't make sense of it!	0:18:19	0:18:23
Don't worry. Help is at hand.	0:18:24	0:18:27
Shirl, I used to run one of these vans in Southend back in the day.	0:18:27	0:18:31
Good times.	0:18:31	0:18:33
And?	0:18:33	0:18:34
We can make it work. Together.	0:18:34	0:18:37
AJ...?	0:18:40	0:18:42
Maybe the kid's got a point. Hell, he has got a point.	0:18:42	0:18:45
Do I?	0:18:45	0:18:47
Maybe I have my faults, but I always wanted to be a great uncle.	0:18:47	0:18:51
And I didn't want to lose my brother.	0:18:51	0:18:55
-You want to call it? Or shall I? -Your coin, your call.	0:18:56	0:18:59
Can someone please explain what's going on here?	0:18:59	0:19:02
This is my lucky Sholay coin.	0:19:02	0:19:06
Don't tell me you've not seen Sholay!	0:19:07	0:19:10
-We never got round to it. -Brother, I'm disappointed!	0:19:10	0:19:13
Anyway. Heads I go.	0:19:15	0:19:17
Tails I stay and we catch up properly.	0:19:17	0:19:20
Sorry, are you actually suggesting basing such an important decision on the toss of a coin?	0:19:20	0:19:24
Yeah.	0:19:24	0:19:26
That's insane.	0:19:26	0:19:29
-No. It's fate. -Well...	0:19:29	0:19:31
Heads it is.	0:19:37	0:19:39
You lost something?	0:19:48	0:19:50
No.	0:19:50	0:19:51
I don't know.	0:19:52	0:19:53
Follow me.	0:19:55	0:19:56
GUNFIRE	0:19:59	0:20:01
KIM SCREAMS	0:20:06	0:20:08
Run, Kim! Go, go!	0:20:12	0:20:14
KIM SCREAMS	0:20:14	0:20:17
KIM CONTINUES SCREAMING	0:20:24	0:20:27
THEY CHEER	0:20:33	0:20:35
I haven't even asked. How's Manchester? Aliyah?	0:20:37	0:20:40
Fine. Great. You know how it is...	0:20:40	0:20:43
Yeah.	0:20:43	0:20:44
How's everything been here? It's been three years.	0:20:44	0:20:49
How's Syed, Shabs...?	0:20:49	0:20:50
Fine. Great. You know how it is.	0:20:52	0:20:57
Tamwar's a good kid.	0:20:57	0:20:59
-Yeah. -A lot of his mum in him.	0:20:59	0:21:01
MASOOD CHUCKLES	0:21:01	0:21:02
Oi! Don't say that.	0:21:02	0:21:03
AJ LAUGHS	0:21:03	0:21:05
Oh, come on! The gods are mocking us!	0:21:06	0:21:11
There's only one God, AJ.	0:21:11	0:21:13
Fine. The God is mocking us. You thinking what I'm thinking?	0:21:13	0:21:17
-Don't worry mate. Let me get back to you. -Alfie, listen. I can explain...	0:21:21	0:21:25
-Don't worry. She already has, OK. -I'm sorry.	0:21:25	0:21:27
What on earth possessed you to let her take it to school, eh?	0:21:27	0:21:30
The kid got into trouble. You know the rules, all right?	0:21:30	0:21:32
-Sorry. Won't happen again. -Come on, young lady. Homework. Let's go.	0:21:32	0:21:35
Shirl's Burgers?	0:21:39	0:21:42
Hardly original, is it?	0:21:42	0:21:44
Jay's the brains of the outfit.	0:21:44	0:21:46
We just wanted to help ya. Not that you need any...	0:21:46	0:21:49
No, thanks to Andrew here. He's got experience in the business.	0:21:49	0:21:53
He had some good news today.	0:21:54	0:21:56
He's officially no longer a suspect.	0:21:56	0:21:59
So now the filth can concentrate on the scum that did do it.	0:21:59	0:22:02
Good.	0:22:02	0:22:04
-See ya. -See ya later.	0:22:06	0:22:08
It looks good.	0:22:09	0:22:10
Thanks to you. Heck of a mess, weren't it?	0:22:10	0:22:12
I find cleaning quite satisfying, really. Good spring clean helps...	0:22:12	0:22:18
clear out clutter. Makes you feel lighter.	0:22:18	0:22:22
You're as mad as a box of frogs, you, ain't ya?	0:22:22	0:22:24
Where's my shopping trolley?	0:22:26	0:22:28
THEY SHOUT AND SING	0:22:28	0:22:31
I'm the king of the world!	0:22:34	0:22:37
Oh no!	0:22:40	0:22:41
Come on. Your bag!	0:22:43	0:22:45
THEY CONTINUE SINGING	0:22:49	0:22:51
Don't call me on this phone again. Ever. You got it?	0:23:00	0:23:02
In fact, don't call me at all. I'm done. This is done.	0:23:02	0:23:05
I didn't mean that, you know. I didn't mean to shoot you.	0:23:09	0:23:11
Let's hear it for the birthday girl! Yay!	0:23:11	0:23:13
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything. I didn't know.	0:23:13	0:23:17
Seems like we're finding more out about each other all the time.	0:23:17	0:23:20
-I know! -Actually, you did get her something...	0:23:20	0:23:22
You know, I did, you know... My mind's going. I forgot.	0:23:24	0:23:27
A torch?	0:23:31	0:23:32
A forensic torch!	0:23:32	0:23:33
This'll be perfect for when I start my work experience.	0:23:33	0:23:37
Yeah...!	0:23:37	0:23:38
Is there a problem?	0:23:38	0:23:41
There might be.	0:23:42	0:23:44
I thought this was all sorted.	0:23:44	0:23:45
So did I.	0:23:45	0:23:46
Did your friend pull out?	0:23:46	0:23:48
He pulled out, you know. Something came up. Nothing I could...	0:23:48	0:23:51
But it's supposed to be happening in the next couple of weeks!	0:23:51	0:23:54
He can't just leave Sasha hanging like that.	0:23:54	0:23:56
What's his name? I'll have a word - I'll tell him how important it is.	0:23:56	0:24:01
He has got a name, hasn't he?	0:24:03	0:24:05
Yeah...yeah...	0:24:05	0:24:07
So what is it?	0:24:07	0:24:08
Grissom.	0:24:09	0:24:11
Like CSI...	0:24:11	0:24:12
All right, look, the truth is, yeah, there's no mate.	0:24:15	0:24:18
And I only lied because I wanted to make Sasha happy. And Sasha, I'm really sorry.	0:24:18	0:24:22
I'm really trying, Sasha... Sasha!	0:24:22	0:24:24
-No, you've done enough damage, don't you think? -But let me explain to her!	0:24:24	0:24:28
-Explain what? That you lied to a 14-year-old girl. That you got her hopes up. -I didn't lie...	0:24:28	0:24:33
She's been telling everyone about this at school for weeks.	0:24:33	0:24:36
Do you have any idea how humiliating this'll be for her?	0:24:36	0:24:39
What's wrong with you, Kim, man? Don't you get it?	0:24:39	0:24:41
I'm starting to think you never will.	0:24:41	0:24:44
HE SUCKS TEETH	0:24:44	0:24:45
But Ray, can I just explain?	0:24:45	0:24:48
Oh!	0:24:48	0:24:50
SHE SIGHS AND SUCKS TEETH	0:24:51	0:24:53
We are in so much trouble...	0:24:54	0:24:55
Victimless crime.	0:24:56	0:24:58
You don't know whose car that is.	0:24:58	0:25:00
Why, why, why does this always happen?	0:25:00	0:25:03
Yeah, but it was fun, wasn't it?	0:25:03	0:25:06
Yeah. I've missed that.	0:25:06	0:25:07
THEY LAUGH	0:25:07	0:25:09
Me too.	0:25:09	0:25:11
You know, it makes me wonder what happened.	0:25:11	0:25:14
Three years, Mas. Not one call returned.	0:25:16	0:25:20
You know, it's not a one way street, Amjad.	0:25:20	0:25:22
-You've done your own disappearing. -I wouldn't disown you!	0:25:22	0:25:26
Disowned? Where'd you get that idea?	0:25:26	0:25:28
-Inzamam... -What?	0:25:28	0:25:30
He said... He said Zainab convinced you...	0:25:30	0:25:33
-You know... -Inzamam?! Why, why? He's a liar!	0:25:33	0:25:36
-Why would you believe anything he says? -Because it sounds like it makes sense.	0:25:36	0:25:39
Because it's been three years.	0:25:39	0:25:41
Because it sounds like something Zainab the Pure would do...	0:25:41	0:25:44
Oi! That's my wife you're talking about!	0:25:44	0:25:46
Ow! Ow!	0:25:56	0:25:58
Ow!	0:25:58	0:26:00
THEY LAUGH	0:26:00	0:26:02
I've missed you, Bruv. So much it hurts.	0:26:02	0:26:06
Yeah. I missed you too.	0:26:06	0:26:07
MASOOD YELLS	0:26:07	0:26:09
THEY LAUGH	0:26:09	0:26:10
It's like Women In Love, only weirder.	0:26:13	0:26:17
LOUD KNOCKING AT DOOR	0:26:17	0:26:18
Masood!	0:26:18	0:26:21
Open up! Come on!	0:26:21	0:26:23
What now?	0:26:23	0:26:25
You wait here.	0:26:26	0:26:28
Boys.	0:26:36	0:26:37
There has been an incident.	0:26:37	0:26:40
Someone has knocked the wing mirror off my car.	0:26:40	0:26:43
Would you know anything about that?	0:26:43	0:26:45
Yes! Two Asian-looking men ran from the scene but...	0:26:45	0:26:48
If he speaks again, you'll both regret it.	0:26:48	0:26:51
Now Masood, me and you - we've never had a problem, have we?	0:26:53	0:26:57
And as far as I know, you're a very good man.	0:26:57	0:27:00
So therefore, sort it by tomorrow evening and all of this will be forgotten.	0:27:00	0:27:04
Yes, Derek. OK. Of course.	0:27:05	0:27:06
Or else.	0:27:06	0:27:08
Or else you'll give us a good talking to...?	0:27:08	0:27:10
Tomorrow evening.	0:27:13	0:27:14
..or else.	0:27:16	0:27:18
< VACUUM CLEANER	0:27:30	0:27:33
Gah!	0:27:39	0:27:40
SHIRLEY: # Somehow I made it through the heartache	0:27:41	0:27:43
# Yes, I did	0:27:43	0:27:46
# I escaped	0:27:46	0:27:49
# Made my way out of the darkness... #	0:27:49	0:27:52
Shirley! Shirley!	0:27:52	0:27:54
-# Kept my faith... # -HE TURNS VACUUM OFF	0:27:54	0:27:57
-Oi! -It's 7.30. You'll wake Amy up.	0:27:57	0:28:00
She's already up. She's gone out with Roxy.	0:28:00	0:28:02
I've got to do some spring cleaning, get rid of some of this clutter.	0:28:02	0:28:05
-In July? -Yes.	0:28:05	0:28:07
Oh, it stinks in here. Look at it, it's disgusting.	0:28:13	0:28:18
Organised chaos, innit?	0:28:18	0:28:20
Yeah, just cos Roxy got out of it don't mean to say that you can.	0:28:20	0:28:23
Either love it, use it or chuck it.	0:28:23	0:28:25
Yeah.	0:28:25	0:28:27
Yeah.	0:28:27	0:28:28
HE CHUCKLES	0:28:28	0:28:30
What you laughing at?	0:28:30	0:28:32
-Morning. -Hiya, I got a package for you.	0:28:39	0:28:42
Yeah, hang on.	0:28:42	0:28:43
Mas. It's not that bad. I could fix it.	0:28:43	0:28:46
I think you've done enough damage as it is!	0:28:46	0:28:48
Hello? I am a mechanic.	0:28:48	0:28:50
Yeah, but you are gonna need a new mirror.	0:28:50	0:28:52
It's a classic car. It needs to be done properly.	0:28:52	0:28:55
-Look at me. -Ow!	0:28:55	0:28:56
Sorry. You know, I think he let you off lightly.	0:28:56	0:28:59
-I'm not scared of Derek Branning. -Oi. You should be.	0:28:59	0:29:02
You all right?	0:29:02	0:29:03
Ah yes, I need you to sign for this. Oh. And this.	0:29:03	0:29:09
Not one of mine. Sign there.	0:29:09	0:29:13
-There you go. -Cheers.	0:29:16	0:29:17
Kat? Kat, you all right sweetheart?	0:29:32	0:29:37
We come down, I got him some orange juice.	0:29:37	0:29:40
I know you've been up half the night, ain't ya?	0:29:40	0:29:42
Yeah, he kept waking. I think his back teeth are coming through.	0:29:42	0:29:45
Yeah. Listen, why don't you take the rest of the day off, eh?	0:29:45	0:29:48
No, it's all right. Wanna be with you.	0:29:48	0:29:50
Wow. Did you hear that, Tommy? C'mon then.	0:29:50	0:29:52
Oh, look, we got a parcel as well, you wanna carry that for me?	0:29:52	0:29:55
C'mon then. Say "C'mon, Mummy."	0:29:55	0:29:57
Ray! Ray! Look, please, look. Please don't go, yeah.	0:30:06	0:30:10
I'm sorry, it was stupid. I was stupid.	0:30:10	0:30:12
Number one rule, Kim. No lies. Especially not to Sasha.	0:30:12	0:30:16
Phil's renting me the flat above Jack's place.	0:30:16	0:30:19
I'll grab the rest of my stuff later.	0:30:19	0:30:21
Kim, Kim. What's going on? The guests all heard you arguing!	0:30:21	0:30:24
Sasha's work experience, innit?	0:30:24	0:30:26
Well, why did you have to lie?	0:30:26	0:30:27
Why d'you think? Look.	0:30:27	0:30:30
You know what? I'll sort it. Yeah. I'll find her something.	0:30:33	0:30:35
Like living with Kim and Aggie, innit?	0:30:39	0:30:41
Do you think Shirl will ever be normal again?	0:30:43	0:30:47
I don't know, mate.	0:30:47	0:30:49
Double or quits. Heads you pay, tails I pay.	0:31:01	0:31:04
Mum, I'm fine. Dad's fine.	0:31:05	0:31:08
Kamil's fine. We're all fine.	0:31:08	0:31:11
-Where is she again? -Shh!	0:31:11	0:31:12
What tone of voice?	0:31:12	0:31:16
-No, nothing wrong. Yep. OK, bye. -Yep. Bye.	0:31:16	0:31:19
-See you tomorrow. OK, bye. -Bye.	0:31:19	0:31:22
HE LAUGHS I'm starving!	0:31:22	0:31:25
-She nearly heard him! -Huh?	0:31:27	0:31:29
OK. He has to go. Today.	0:31:29	0:31:34
Because if Mum comes back tomorrow and finds him here, she'll kill him.	0:31:34	0:31:38
And then you. And then me.	0:31:38	0:31:40
If Derek Branning hasn't done it already.	0:31:40	0:31:43
HE SIGHS	0:31:43	0:31:45
AJ, we agreed, loser covers all costs, right?	0:31:45	0:31:48
Agreed. Heads you lose?	0:31:48	0:31:51
Won't be a problem, will it?	0:31:51	0:31:53
Course it won't.	0:31:53	0:31:54
Couldn't lend me 20 quid, could you, just for a couple of hours?	0:31:54	0:31:57
Finished.	0:32:11	0:32:14
I don't even know what that is.	0:32:14	0:32:15
Right, well I'm going to work then.	0:32:15	0:32:17
Is that all you're chucking?	0:32:17	0:32:19
-Love or use the rest, don't I? -I've got to get to the burger van.	0:32:19	0:32:22
Oi. Don't pay you to work part time, you know that!	0:32:22	0:32:24
-Yeah, I know, I was erm... -He's helping me. Spring clean.	0:32:24	0:32:27
Well, you can help me spring clean. The both of you.	0:32:27	0:32:31
Listen, when you getting rid of that stock car?	0:32:31	0:32:34
Well, I haven't raced it yet.	0:32:34	0:32:35
C'mon, Ben, you know that's never gonna happen, is it.	0:32:35	0:32:38
-Only need a bit of practice. -Give 'im a break, Phil.	0:32:38	0:32:40
Get rid of it, will ya. Today. Get whatever you can.	0:32:40	0:32:44
Knowing your luck, you'll probably only get a fiver.	0:32:44	0:32:46
SHE SIGHS	0:33:21	0:33:24
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH	0:33:24	0:33:26
Only me! Still OK for me to have the day off?	0:33:26	0:33:29
Yeah, Nan's got Tommy. She's taken him to the dogs.	0:33:29	0:33:32
He'll learn some interesting words when she loses.	0:33:32	0:33:36
Sorry.	0:33:36	0:33:38
Tamwar! Couldn't lend us 20 quid, could you?	0:33:48	0:33:51
20 quid? Is that so you go now and never come back?	0:33:51	0:33:54
-Well... -Well, then no. Listen, Mum's gonna be back home tomorrow.	0:33:54	0:33:59
You can't be here when she comes back. Please.	0:33:59	0:34:02
Ta-ta.	0:34:02	0:34:04
You worry too much. It's very bad.	0:34:04	0:34:07
You should relax.	0:34:07	0:34:08
Syed? Little Syed? It's me. Your Uncle AJ.	0:34:12	0:34:17
Uncle AJ?	0:34:17	0:34:18
Last time I saw you you were this high, look at you now, huh?	0:34:18	0:34:21
All handsome and wavy hair! How are you?	0:34:21	0:34:24
Your father's told me nothing.	0:34:24	0:34:26
Yeah. Good. I got a daughter and I live with...	0:34:26	0:34:30
Well, next door to Dad.	0:34:30	0:34:31
Yeah, your mum, she must love that!	0:34:31	0:34:33
Yeah. What happened to your...?	0:34:33	0:34:36
You wanna get some ice on that.	0:34:36	0:34:39
Will you excuse us please, gentlemen.	0:34:39	0:34:42
Now, I am a very patient man.	0:34:52	0:34:54
I waited for you to knock on my door all morning.	0:34:55	0:34:58
I want my car fixed.	0:35:00	0:35:02
Today.	0:35:02	0:35:03
HE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING	0:35:03	0:35:05
DEREK CHUCKLES	0:35:05	0:35:07
It's really nice that you can still physically do that...	0:35:08	0:35:11
Laugh.	0:35:11	0:35:13
Now, I'm a fair man.	0:35:13	0:35:15
You have got till 4.00 to sort it.	0:35:15	0:35:18
Do we understand each other?	0:35:18	0:35:20
-Yeah. -Good.	0:35:22	0:35:25
Thank you.	0:35:32	0:35:34
Oo-oo! We made such a good team yesterday,	0:35:36	0:35:41
I thought I'd join you again today!	0:35:41	0:35:43
Well, you really don't have to.	0:35:43	0:35:44
Oh, I want to!	0:35:44	0:35:46
You know, you really shouldn't do that in here.	0:35:46	0:35:51
Fire, and health and safety.	0:35:52	0:35:57
'Scuse me.	0:35:57	0:35:59
There. It's going to be such fun!	0:36:01	0:36:05
Right.	0:36:05	0:36:07
-Only needed a bit of practice. -Only a bit?	0:36:24	0:36:28
Yeah, just get the hang of it.	0:36:28	0:36:30
Listen, if you went on a race track, you'd be dead.	0:36:30	0:36:33
And so would half the other drivers.	0:36:33	0:36:36
Why have you got to be like that, Jay?	0:36:36	0:36:38
You and Dad, you're both the same, ain't ya?	0:36:38	0:36:41
I ain't that bad!	0:36:41	0:36:43
Look. Listen, soppy.	0:36:43	0:36:46
Maybe it's not such a bad thing us getting rid of this car.	0:36:46	0:36:49
Ain't done us any good, has it? Think about that for five minutes.	0:36:49	0:36:53
There's a number of times I've tried to impress Dad.	0:36:54	0:36:57
It's just embarrassing now.	0:36:57	0:37:00
Just wanted one more go at it, that's all.	0:37:00	0:37:02
Here, Kat...	0:37:11	0:37:13
Tell you what, mate, why don't we just call it a straight two quid.	0:37:13	0:37:16
-Is that all right? -Cheers. -Cheers, buddy.	0:37:16	0:37:19
Landlord?	0:37:19	0:37:20
All right, mate, it's Alfie Moon.	0:37:20	0:37:22
Amjad Jahangir Ahmed.	0:37:22	0:37:24
-Bit of a mouthful. Call me AJ. -All right, AJ.	0:37:24	0:37:26
-I've got a proposition for you. -Oh, yeah?	0:37:26	0:37:28
If I make these matches disappear, how about you give me a free drink?	0:37:28	0:37:31
Yeah, go on then.	0:37:31	0:37:34
HE BEATBOXES	0:37:34	0:37:35
THE MATCHES RATTLE	0:37:36	0:37:38
Just checking. Forgot myself then.	0:37:38	0:37:40
ALFIE LAUGHS	0:37:40	0:37:42
So where are they, the matches?	0:37:44	0:37:45
Oh, well, let's see. There.	0:37:45	0:37:48
THE BOX IS SILENT	0:37:48	0:37:50
Well done. Good stuff.	0:37:50	0:37:51
Pint of lager please, Alfie.	0:37:51	0:37:53
Coming up.	0:37:53	0:37:54
-I've gotta sort it out, Kat. -What, for Sasha?	0:37:56	0:37:59
No, for Ray. If I want to keep my Raymondo,	0:37:59	0:38:01
I've gotta get that girl two weeks work experience!	0:38:01	0:38:04
You've really got it bad, ain't ya?	0:38:04	0:38:06
It's Sasha too, you know. I like her.	0:38:06	0:38:09
I'm not being funny or anything, but, she's not like a normal girl.	0:38:09	0:38:13
I mean, blood and gore, that's all she's interested in. I dunno what I'm gonna do, you know.	0:38:13	0:38:18
Hello, darlin', you all right?	0:38:18	0:38:20
Mrs Moon. I'm here later as a guest.	0:38:20	0:38:23
Just wanted to check... The mix up. About your cousin. Very awkward.	0:38:23	0:38:26
-Are we...? -Yeah, course, I've forgotten all about it.	0:38:26	0:38:29
Good, good. Many thanks. I'll see you at 3.00.	0:38:29	0:38:31
Yeah, I'll see you later.	0:38:31	0:38:33
-Here, ain't that that funeral bloke? -Yeah. -What's he doing here?	0:38:33	0:38:36
Some old bloke from the market, it's his wake.	0:38:36	0:38:39
-What? At the Vic? -Where else, you dozy mare?	0:38:39	0:38:42
How about I give you a second chance? Make it more interesting.	0:38:44	0:38:48
Tenner says you can't find the matches.	0:38:48	0:38:51
Go on then, AJ. Tenner it is.	0:38:51	0:38:53
HE BEATBOXES	0:38:54	0:38:57
So where are they? The matches?	0:39:00	0:39:02
Where are the matches, let me think. C'mon, I need to concentrate, all right.	0:39:02	0:39:06
The matches are there. There you go, AJ.	0:39:06	0:39:10
Never try and kid a kidder, all right, buddy. Thank you.	0:39:10	0:39:12
THEY LAUGH	0:39:12	0:39:13
-Ah, well. You're good. -Thank you. -Very good.	0:39:13	0:39:19
You ever heard of a bloke called Derek Branning?	0:39:19	0:39:23
AJ, listen. Do yourself a favour, all right, buddy.	0:39:23	0:39:26
Never ever try and scam Derek Branning. Never. Excuse me.	0:39:26	0:39:30
Yes, mate, what can I get you?	0:39:30	0:39:31
I could do this every day, you know.	0:39:34	0:39:37
Working in the fresh air.	0:39:37	0:39:40
Well, I'd hardly call it fresh.	0:39:40	0:39:42
We could be permanent. You and me.	0:39:44	0:39:46
We'd be like the Hairy Bikers!	0:39:46	0:39:48
SHE GIGGLES	0:39:48	0:39:49
Only not so hairy. And certainly not on bikes!	0:39:49	0:39:52
Yeah, well, don't get carried away, it's only been two days.	0:39:52	0:39:54
Course. It's just the right thing for you, this. Keeping you busy.	0:39:54	0:40:01
This time of life, it's not easy.	0:40:01	0:40:04
I just want you to know that I'll be with you every step of the way.	0:40:05	0:40:10
Now. I've had some ideas about some themed recipes...	0:40:13	0:40:15
It's Tuesday, innit? I got to be somewhere.	0:40:15	0:40:18
Oh. Well, I'll look after the...	0:40:18	0:40:21
Andrew? I've got a proposition for you.	0:40:24	0:40:27
How much you asking for it?	0:40:29	0:40:31
450 or 400 in cash.	0:40:31	0:40:34
How she run? Last one I got didn't make it out the garage.	0:40:34	0:40:37
Well, this is an absolute legend, my friend, and it runs like a dream.	0:40:37	0:40:41
-Yeah? I ain't never heard of it. -Well, come see for yourself, we're taking it out later.	0:40:41	0:40:45
Course you ain't the only bloke who's interested.	0:40:45	0:40:48
Got a fella coming down this evening.	0:40:48	0:40:50
Call me. Let me see it in action.	0:40:50	0:40:52
I will do. Thank you.	0:40:52	0:40:53
What d'you say that for?	0:40:57	0:40:59
What? Well, he wants to see it run and you want another go, didn't ya?	0:40:59	0:41:02
Me?	0:41:02	0:41:04
Yeah, why not?	0:41:04	0:41:07
Hello, it's Jay.	0:41:07	0:41:08
Yeah, you got the recovery truck free?	0:41:08	0:41:12
Can I help you?	0:41:19	0:41:21
Uh...	0:41:22	0:41:24
Was wondering if you had any...	0:41:24	0:41:26
Sticky toffee pudding?	0:41:26	0:41:28
Sticky? Um...	0:41:28	0:41:30
Well, I'll just check out back for you.	0:41:30	0:41:32
This ain't a library y'know, dear!	0:41:32	0:41:34
Hey! You! Stop!	0:41:43	0:41:45
What? What's going...?	0:41:50	0:41:51
She grabbed them soon as you went.	0:41:51	0:41:53
I knew it! She had a dodgy look in her eye.	0:41:53	0:41:57
-Oh, thank you. -Happy to help.	0:41:57	0:41:59
-Hey. Come in here. C'mon. -Eh?	0:41:59	0:42:01
I want you to take this.	0:42:05	0:42:08
-Nah! -It's a thank you. A reward.	0:42:08	0:42:11
I respect that. Getting involved.	0:42:14	0:42:16
There's not many people gonna do that.	0:42:16	0:42:18
Too scared what's going to happen to them.	0:42:18	0:42:20
What kind of world would we live in if everyone was like that, eh?	0:42:20	0:42:22
Exactly. I'm very lucky to have CCTV.	0:42:22	0:42:24
It was me.	0:42:25	0:42:27
HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY	0:42:27	0:42:30
I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to you.	0:42:30	0:42:32
Why else would a beautiful woman talk to a man with one of these, eh?	0:42:32	0:42:35
An' I got this fella threatening me. It's making my head go funny...	0:42:35	0:42:39
Beautiful?	0:42:39	0:42:40
Totally out of my league. Three leagues ahead.	0:42:42	0:42:44
-Premier League. -Yeah?	0:42:44	0:42:46
HE SIGHS	0:42:46	0:42:48
So...who is this fella then?	0:42:48	0:42:52
Local bloke. Derek Branning?	0:42:53	0:42:56
-You sold it? -We found a bloke who's interested.	0:43:00	0:43:03
He wants to see it in action.	0:43:03	0:43:04
Oh, what, and you thought you'd show him?	0:43:04	0:43:07
Phil know about this?	0:43:07	0:43:09
Good, cos he'd kill ya.	0:43:10	0:43:13
You got room for one more?	0:43:13	0:43:15
-I ain't half missed this, ain't you? -Yeah.	0:43:23	0:43:25
HORN BEEPS	0:43:25	0:43:26
< C'mon!	0:43:26	0:43:28
Hey. What're you doing here? You're not invited.	0:43:33	0:43:37
Look, I'm here for Sasha, innit.	0:43:37	0:43:40
-You see him? -Mmm.	0:43:41	0:43:43
Know who he is? Work experience.	0:43:43	0:43:45
Kim, you can't. If Ray finds you here, you know he's gonna...	0:43:45	0:43:48
I'm doing it for Ray! And Sasha! Obviously!	0:43:48	0:43:52
Listen, Ray is the best thing that ever happened to me.	0:43:52	0:43:56
I gotta sort this out.	0:43:56	0:43:58
Sausage, darlin'?	0:44:01	0:44:02
Ray, I'll take that.	0:44:02	0:44:04
-You sure, mate? I can... -Yeah. I got it, I got it.	0:44:04	0:44:07
Listen, you couldn't cover for ten minutes, could ya?	0:44:07	0:44:10
Just, I got to get to the market.	0:44:10	0:44:12
No problem at all, man, you take as long as you want. OK?	0:44:12	0:44:15
I miss Walt so much.	0:44:17	0:44:19
Never been the same round here without him.	0:44:19	0:44:22
You remember him? I'm surprised you were even born when he left.	0:44:22	0:44:26
Was his biggest regret, leaving Walford.	0:44:26	0:44:28
I wonder if I could have a word with you about a young lady, I know.	0:44:28	0:44:32
She's got an interest in your profession.	0:44:32	0:44:34
Sy.	0:44:40	0:44:42
Look, I'm sorry, but I've met your uncle...	0:44:49	0:44:51
Yeah! We met! Me and Christian. Your l...	0:44:51	0:44:54
I can't say it.	0:44:54	0:44:56
I can't say the word, Syed. Your...	0:44:56	0:44:58
Look. Uncle AJ. I'm not going to apologise for it.	0:44:58	0:45:02
I should have told you. I'm gay.	0:45:02	0:45:03
Me too.	0:45:03	0:45:06
THEY LAUGH	0:45:08	0:45:09
Gotcha! I thought I was the bad Muslim!	0:45:11	0:45:14
What about your mum? She must have gone mental!	0:45:14	0:45:17
Well, yes...	0:45:17	0:45:19
Until she realised what a gorgeous couple you both are.	0:45:19	0:45:23
Boys.	0:45:23	0:45:25
Listen.	0:45:25	0:45:27
Any chance you can lend me 200 quid. Just for today?	0:45:27	0:45:31
Ben. C'mon. You both got to have a go.	0:45:34	0:45:38
You go first.	0:45:39	0:45:41
I don't mind. It don't matter.	0:45:41	0:45:42
Course it does! This could be your last chance to drive it,	0:45:42	0:45:45
the pair of you. C'mon, after three.	0:45:45	0:45:49
One. Two.	0:45:49	0:45:52
-THE ENGINE REVS -Three!	0:45:52	0:45:54
Pretty good at this, ain't he?	0:46:03	0:46:06
TYRES SCREECH	0:46:09	0:46:11
I reckon you ain't gonna do too bad either.	0:46:19	0:46:22
I promise Sasha won't let you down.	0:46:27	0:46:29
It's a good thing that we met, isn't it?	0:46:29	0:46:32
It's like Alfred, I mean Walt, brought us together.	0:46:32	0:46:35
No doubt he did! You send Sasha to me.	0:46:35	0:46:37
It'll be a pleasure.	0:46:37	0:46:39
Thank you very much. I will be in touch.	0:46:39	0:46:41
I didn't know you knew the guy.	0:46:41	0:46:43
I didn't. I just did what I had to do.	0:46:43	0:46:46
Work experience is sorted! She's doing it with him.	0:46:46	0:46:49
Hold on. So...you gatecrashed a wake?	0:46:49	0:46:54
Is everything a joke to you?	0:46:54	0:46:55
No. Actually. I took this very seriously.	0:46:55	0:46:58
-I thought you'd be pleased! -What?	0:46:58	0:47:00
-Well let's ask Sasha what she thinks. Sasha! -What?	0:47:00	0:47:03
Two weeks work experience with the busiest undertaker in East London?	0:47:03	0:47:07
No way! Awesome! That would be amazing!	0:47:07	0:47:12
You can thank me an' Mr Coker!	0:47:12	0:47:13
Thank you, Kim!	0:47:16	0:47:18
That's all right, my love. I knew you would like it.	0:47:18	0:47:22
High five. Yeah. What you having? Orange juice?	0:47:26	0:47:29
Yes, please.	0:47:29	0:47:31
Alfie. Shenice's at Bobby's. Did you wanna slip off for an hour?	0:47:33	0:47:37
Just you and me.	0:47:37	0:47:38
Yeah! Lovely. Yeah. C'mon.	0:47:38	0:47:40
What was my time?	0:47:48	0:47:49
Better than his.	0:47:49	0:47:51
Go on, how rubbish was I then?	0:48:14	0:48:18
Mate, you absolutely smashed it.	0:48:24	0:48:26
What? I beat you?	0:48:26	0:48:27
Really?	0:48:29	0:48:30
You're the winner.	0:48:33	0:48:35
Well done, champ.	0:48:36	0:48:37
Cheers, Jay.	0:48:39	0:48:40
400 we said, right?	0:48:41	0:48:43
420 and we got a deal.	0:48:43	0:48:46
You done a good job. Shame about that business yesterday.	0:49:09	0:49:13
If you hadn't taken the Michael I might've quite liked you.	0:49:13	0:49:17
Bit late for that though, ain't it? Hmm.	0:49:17	0:49:20
Shame.	0:49:20	0:49:22
Alfie? Tracey said she'll be fine for an hour.	0:49:26	0:49:30
All right, sweetheart, Shenice had a bit of a fall out with Bobby	0:49:30	0:49:33
so, I said we'd watch a film together.	0:49:33	0:49:36
Yes, that's right, don't do that to me.	0:49:36	0:49:39
Don't you do that to me. Ohhh!	0:49:39	0:49:42
Hello, Mummy. Hello, Mummy.	0:49:42	0:49:44
Kisses. Where's my kisses?	0:49:44	0:49:47
You and me. Are we...	0:49:56	0:50:00
OK?	0:50:00	0:50:02
Look, I know I can be a bit... You know.	0:50:04	0:50:07
But that's just me though, innit? And you? You're...	0:50:07	0:50:10
I don't wanna mess things up, that's all I'm saying.	0:50:14	0:50:16
You are something else, you know that, Kimberley Fox?	0:50:19	0:50:22
And is that a good thing?	0:50:23	0:50:25
But you know you got some serious making up to do tomorrow.	0:50:36	0:50:39
SHE GIGGLES AND PURRS	0:50:39	0:50:42
THEY LAUGH	0:50:42	0:50:44
So it's all fine then?	0:50:47	0:50:48
Yep, yep. Well... Car's sorted so.	0:50:48	0:50:51
I've been terrified all day. I mean.	0:50:51	0:50:53
Oooh...Derek Branning.	0:50:53	0:50:55
HE TUTS	0:50:55	0:50:57
Zainab's not back until tomorrow. Why don't I stay?	0:50:57	0:50:59
We can celebrate? Heads I go.	0:50:59	0:51:02
Tails I stay, we party!	0:51:02	0:51:04
I don't need to toss a coin to answer that.	0:51:04	0:51:06
Partaaay!	0:51:06	0:51:08
THEY LAUGH	0:51:08	0:51:10
Hey, your uncle's staying another night!	0:51:10	0:51:12
No! No that's not really a good idea, is it?	0:51:12	0:51:15
We need pizza. This is a lads' night. Nobody goes in the kitchen!	0:51:15	0:51:19
Pizza!	0:51:19	0:51:20
Oh, and call Syed, my favourite oldest nephew	0:51:20	0:51:23
and Christian, of course!	0:51:23	0:51:25
Mas? Beer!	0:51:25	0:51:26
You having a glass?	0:51:26	0:51:28
Tamwar, my favourite middle nephew?	0:51:28	0:51:31
No. Thanks.	0:51:32	0:51:34
HE CHUCKLES	0:51:34	0:51:36
Such a good Muslim! Ah well, more for me!	0:51:36	0:51:39
Yeah, thick crust.	0:51:39	0:51:41
You know, where you put the cheese on the outside.	0:51:41	0:51:43
-Bacon. -Yeah. Chillies.	0:51:43	0:51:45
-Pepperoni. -Extra chillies.	0:51:45	0:51:47
What's that? What's that? Look. Funny.	0:51:47	0:51:50
HE LAUGHS	0:51:50	0:51:52
That's a funny man on the telly.	0:51:52	0:51:54
Where you going? Get up here.	0:51:54	0:51:56
Aww, it's your favourite programme, look!	0:51:58	0:52:00
-Aw, this is my favourite bit. -Kat, hurry up, love, you're missing it.	0:52:15	0:52:18
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.	0:52:18	0:52:19
It's me.	0:52:21	0:52:23
INDISTINCT CHATTER	0:52:27	0:52:29
Sold the stock car.	0:52:31	0:52:32
Yeah? How much you get? Tenner?	0:52:32	0:52:35
420!	0:52:35	0:52:38
Ben sold it to a bloke all by himself, didn't you, mate?	0:52:38	0:52:40
I tell you what. 200 quid each.	0:52:40	0:52:43
Thanks a lot. I'm gonna go and put mine somewhere safe.	0:52:45	0:52:47
Yeah, yeah. Put mine in my tin.	0:52:47	0:52:50
You done well, son.	0:52:50	0:52:51
I sold the burger van an' all. To Andrew.	0:52:51	0:52:53
He seems to like it. Jean, she was getting on my wick.	0:52:53	0:52:56
How much you get?	0:52:56	0:52:58
Fiver.	0:52:58	0:52:59
SHE LAUGHS	0:52:59	0:53:00
A fiver?!	0:53:00	0:53:02
SONG: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen	0:53:51	0:53:53
-Thanks, babe. -I'm supposed to be at work now.	0:53:53	0:53:55
Well, go. We'll keep an eye on them.	0:53:55	0:53:58
Why have I never met this guy before?	0:53:59	0:54:01
DOOR CLOSES	0:54:01	0:54:03
What the hell is going on in here? Tamwar?	0:54:03	0:54:06
Now it makes sense.	0:54:09	0:54:11
-ZAINAB: -Tamwar...	0:54:55	0:54:59
Oh.	0:54:59	0:55:00
Oh!	0:55:00	0:55:01
RADIO: 'There's piles of texts coming in,	0:55:01	0:55:03
'about ten messages in fact from Kim in Walford,	0:55:03	0:55:06
'so I think we should read one out...'	0:55:06	0:55:08
-Alfie! -What?	0:55:09	0:55:12
You don't mind if I go to one of Kim's classes tonight, do you?	0:55:12	0:55:15
And leave me here to manage on my own, me and Tommy fending for ourselves?	0:55:15	0:55:18
I don't have to go, you know.	0:55:18	0:55:20
No, I'm winding you up, you go and get sweaty.	0:55:20	0:55:22
As long as you come back here and bust some of your moves for me.	0:55:22	0:55:25
All right, sweetheart?	0:55:25	0:55:28
Listen, all hands on deck	0:55:28	0:55:29
while Mrs Moon goes and shakes her booty at Kimba.	0:55:29	0:55:31
Oh, didn't Kim tell you? Class has been cancelled.	0:55:31	0:55:35
-Not enough members, apparently. -Thanks, Jean.	0:55:35	0:55:37
Guilty conscience?	0:55:41	0:55:43
What?	0:55:43	0:55:44
I heard you pacing about last night.	0:55:44	0:55:45
Yeah, I couldn't sleep.	0:55:45	0:55:48
Oh, if it isn't our own little Jenson Button.	0:55:49	0:55:53
You and Jay decided how you're going to spend the money yet?	0:55:53	0:55:56
I'm going to let Jay decide.	0:55:56	0:55:58
How about going to a festival or a nice little camping trip?	0:55:58	0:56:02
What do you reckon, Jay?	0:56:02	0:56:04
I'm late for work.	0:56:05	0:56:07
Haven't you forgotten something?	0:56:09	0:56:11
Yeah, cheers.	0:56:15	0:56:17
Hi. How are you? A present from Tyler and Anthony.	0:56:21	0:56:26
I lacked the heart to tell them she can't read yet.	0:56:26	0:56:28
Anything else?	0:56:29	0:56:31
Like what?	0:56:31	0:56:33
I don't know. Maybe some cards or flowers...	0:56:33	0:56:36
Somebody must have asked after us.	0:56:36	0:56:39
Scarlett, yeah. But for us - why would they?	0:56:39	0:56:41
I spoke to the nurse and she said that you could	0:56:44	0:56:46
really use a trip out, you know, a bit of fresh air.	0:56:46	0:56:49
I can't. I'm fine here.	0:56:49	0:56:50
What if she needs me?	0:56:55	0:56:56
Scarlett needs her mother to be rested and healthy.	0:56:56	0:57:00
See? Hannah knows.	0:57:02	0:57:03
-What will you do? -I'll stay here. Keep watch.	0:57:04	0:57:08
OK.	0:57:13	0:57:14
Good girl.	0:57:14	0:57:16
So nice of you to put some clothes on.	0:57:34	0:57:36
I took the liberty of packing your bag for you.	0:57:38	0:57:41
You didn't have to do that.	0:57:41	0:57:42
Believe me, I did.	0:57:42	0:57:44
What was that?	0:57:44	0:57:45
We wouldn't want to delay you on your journey any longer than is necessary.	0:57:45	0:57:49
How come there aren't any photos of your wedding here?	0:57:49	0:57:53
So you didn't look your best, Zainab -	0:57:53	0:57:55
it was the '80s, we all looked a state.	0:57:55	0:57:57
Enjoyable as this is, I should be out finishing my round.	0:57:57	0:58:00
He never stops, this brother of mine. Come here.	0:58:00	0:58:04
OK, well don't, leave it so long next time, you hear?	0:58:06	0:58:09
AJ's a busy man. I'm sure we're at the bottom of his list of things to do.	0:58:09	0:58:13
Come to think of it, my train doesn't leave until this afternoon.	0:58:13	0:58:16
-Why don't I treat you both to lunch in the Vic? -Absolutely not! -We'd love to.	0:58:16	0:58:19
Yeah, wouldn't we, Zainab?	0:58:19	0:58:21
The week before Ramadan, you want to go to a public house?	0:58:21	0:58:24
Oh, the Imam would be so proud.	0:58:24	0:58:26
-Come... -I don't think so.	0:58:26	0:58:29
I've been thinking about an evening class over at the community centre.	0:58:43	0:58:46
Oh, yeah? What's brought this on, then?	0:58:46	0:58:49
I just fancy a change. A hobby, maybe.	0:58:49	0:58:53
Like what?	0:58:53	0:58:54
I don't know. Pottery? Or Italian... I haven't thought about it yet.	0:58:54	0:58:59
You're winding me up, right?	0:58:59	0:59:01
Why do you say that?	0:59:01	0:59:03
Oh, Kat, sweetheart, think about it, darling.	0:59:04	0:59:07
When God was handing out brains,	0:59:07	0:59:08
you were standing at the back at the queue, asking for a spray tan.	0:59:08	0:59:11
-Well, I think it's a great idea. -Thank you, Jean. At least someone's supportive.	0:59:11	0:59:15
-You know, I think I might join you. -Come again?	0:59:15	0:59:18
Well, I really enjoyed working with Shirley on the burger van,	0:59:18	0:59:21
-but it turns out my services are no longer required. -What about that, eh? Study partner!	0:59:21	0:59:26
That's a stroke of luck. Genius!	0:59:26	0:59:29
-Tommy needs changing. -I'll go and get us a brochure, shall I? -Yeah.	0:59:29	0:59:32
Jean, I've been thinking, sweetheart, what do you reckon	0:59:32	0:59:35
about putting up a trophy cabinet behind the bar?	0:59:35	0:59:37
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?	0:59:37	0:59:41
-You haven't won a match yet. -It's only a matter of time. The lads are playing really well.	0:59:41	0:59:45
They're going to put the Queen Vic back on the map.	0:59:45	0:59:47
How are we doing?	0:59:47	0:59:49
Short of sticking Mo up a chimney, you mean?	0:59:49	0:59:52
-It's all my fault. -Jean, stop, sweetheart, look at me.	0:59:52	0:59:54
I don't want to hear no more of that, OK?	0:59:54	0:59:57
Give me a smile. Good girl.	0:59:57	1:00:00
We'll bounce back like we always do, all right?	1:00:00	1:00:03
All right? What's the van doing here?	1:00:06	1:00:09
Shirley asked me to give it the once over for Andrew.	1:00:11	1:00:14
Oh, right.	1:00:14	1:00:15
Well, I've been thinking how to spend our money,	1:00:15	1:00:18
so what do you reckon to a brand new sound system for our room?	1:00:18	1:00:22
Two-way-speakers, built-in amplifier...	1:00:22	1:00:25
I bet he's really relieved now he's off the hook.	1:00:25	1:00:27
Yeah, I suppose. We're looking at about 400 quid, though,	1:00:29	1:00:32
so I thought maybe if we, you know, split it down the middle...	1:00:32	1:00:35
Who do you reckon the Old Bill are going to want to tap up next?	1:00:35	1:00:38
Why are you asking all this?	1:00:42	1:00:44
I was just thinking. You know, cos they've got no leads,	1:00:44	1:00:46
so they're going to want to try and find that picture frame, ain't they?	1:00:46	1:00:50
I dunno.	1:00:50	1:00:51
Good job you dumped it in the canal, weren't it?	1:00:51	1:00:53
Yeah, what else am I going to do with it, eh?	1:00:55	1:00:57
Well, it's got your prints on it.	1:00:57	1:01:00
I wonder what would have happened if they'd have found that?	1:01:00	1:01:03
That won't happen.	1:01:03	1:01:06
You took care of it, didn't you, son?	1:01:06	1:01:08
I just said I did.	1:01:08	1:01:11
Right, so what the hell is it doing stuffed under your mattress, then?	1:01:11	1:01:15
Thank you.	1:01:30	1:01:31
So I'll give you a call when it's ready, mate, all right?	1:01:53	1:01:55
-Cheers, mate. -No worries.	1:01:55	1:01:57
-I can explain. -I don't want an explanation.	1:02:01	1:02:04
-I meant to throw it away. -So why didn't you?	1:02:04	1:02:06
I'll tell you why, cos you ain't right up there, that's why.	1:02:06	1:02:08
-Don't say things like that, Jay. -Hev's blood was all over that frame.	1:02:08	1:02:12
And you've hid it under your mattress like something to be proud of.	1:02:12	1:02:15
I can't live like this, Ben, all right? I ain't eating.	1:02:15	1:02:17
-I ain't sleeping. -Just give it a few months, all right,	1:02:17	1:02:20
-and I promise you, it's going to get easier. -Like it has for you, you mean?	1:02:20	1:02:24
-I loved Heather. -You killed her! -You was there, you could have stopped me. -I tried to!	1:02:25	1:02:29
You obviously didn't try hard enough.	1:02:29	1:02:32
We just - just got to look out for each other.	1:02:35	1:02:37
Look out for each other?	1:02:37	1:02:39
-I can't even stand to look at you. -You don't mean that.	1:02:39	1:02:42
I warned you, didn't I?	1:02:42	1:02:43
I said any more stunts and that's us, we're finished.	1:02:43	1:02:46
That's it now, innit? No more surprises.	1:02:46	1:02:48
Well, you kept my hoodie. What else have you got stashed away?	1:02:48	1:02:50
I mean it, that is it, all right? This ends today.	1:02:50	1:02:53
Yeah, you said it, son.	1:02:53	1:02:54
Jay, what are you doing?	1:03:00	1:03:02
Something I should have done months ago.	1:03:02	1:03:05
No, we're Mitchells. We don't grass.	1:03:05	1:03:07
I'm Jay Brown. I ain't one of you lot.	1:03:08	1:03:11
-Jay! Jay! -Ben!	1:03:18	1:03:19
-Not now, Shirl. -No, you keep an eye on Amy for me, will you?	1:03:19	1:03:22
-I've got to run. -I can't!	1:03:22	1:03:23
I'll be five minutes, I've got to sign for a delivery at the club.	1:03:23	1:03:26
I'll need to take an early lunch.	1:03:30	1:03:31
Meeting someone special?	1:03:31	1:03:33
The bane of my life, that's who.	1:03:33	1:03:35
Someone who has caused me nothing but misery and despair.	1:03:35	1:03:38
You might want to narrow that down.	1:03:38	1:03:40
You ready for our lunch date?	1:03:40	1:03:41
Is anybody here serving?	1:03:41	1:03:43
Oh, sorry. How's the little one?	1:03:43	1:03:46
Oh, yeah, she's much better, thank you.	1:03:46	1:03:48
That's a relief.	1:03:48	1:03:49
Give her a cuddle from us when you see her.	1:03:49	1:03:51
That's £1.80, please.	1:03:52	1:03:55
And I'm on the mend too. Thanks for asking.	1:03:55	1:03:57
I started to wonder whether word had got back to the Square,	1:03:57	1:04:00
-seeing as nobody bothered to come and see me. -Why would we?	1:04:00	1:04:03
If it was one of your precious book club members, I'm sure you would...	1:04:03	1:04:07
-That's different. -How is it different?	1:04:07	1:04:09
Well, you're not in book club.	1:04:09	1:04:11
Well, thank you, it's reassuring to know that I'm bringing my daughter back	1:04:11	1:04:14
to such a caring community.	1:04:14	1:04:17
THEY CHAT	1:04:24	1:04:25
LAUGHTER	1:04:25	1:04:28
Oh, dear!	1:04:29	1:04:31
Oh, has the kettle just boiled?	1:04:32	1:04:34
We was only taking five minutes.	1:04:34	1:04:37
Employment law clearly states	1:04:37	1:04:39
that we are entitled to 20 minutes' rest break.	1:04:39	1:04:41
You can take as long as you like.	1:04:41	1:04:45
In fact, I've got a little something for you both here.	1:04:45	1:04:49
What is it, then? Our P45s?	1:04:51	1:04:53
No, it's just an extra twenty on top of your wages.	1:04:53	1:04:55
To say thank you for all your hard work.	1:04:55	1:04:58
Can I ask you both a question?	1:04:58	1:05:00
Generally, do you think I'm a good boss?	1:05:00	1:05:04
Is that a trick question?	1:05:04	1:05:06
I know that I'm not the easiest person to get along with...	1:05:06	1:05:09
You said it.	1:05:09	1:05:10
..But I don't set out to make things difficult, do I?	1:05:10	1:05:13
Can we go now?	1:05:13	1:05:15
CAR HORN BEEPS	1:05:32	1:05:35
ENGINE REVS LOUDLY	1:05:35	1:05:37
Come on, then. Put your foot down. Let's end this here and now.	1:05:40	1:05:43
ENGINE REVS	1:05:43	1:05:44
Are you scared?	1:05:45	1:05:46
Come on, then, show us what you've got, big man.	1:05:46	1:05:49
TYRES SCREECH	1:05:49	1:05:50
Come on, then!	1:05:50	1:05:52
Phil was right about you. You're a joke.	1:05:56	1:05:58
Why are you doing this?	1:05:58	1:05:59
Four months ago, right, I had everything, I did. I was happy.	1:05:59	1:06:02
I had a bloke who did more for me than my old man ever did.	1:06:02	1:06:04
I had a girlfriend. Ben, I had a future.	1:06:04	1:06:06
And you - you took that away from me!	1:06:06	1:06:07
-Yeah, and I'm sorry about that. -Yesterday, when were driving that car,	1:06:07	1:06:11
I felt like I had my brother back, know what I mean? Then I find this	1:06:11	1:06:14
and I'm back to that night, back to looking at somebody I don't know.	1:06:14	1:06:17
-I just want things to go back to how they were. -Well, they can't.	1:06:17	1:06:19
Please, Jay. I can't do it without you. You're all I've got.	1:06:19	1:06:24
And I can't feel like this any more. It's driving me mad.	1:06:24	1:06:26
I'll turn myself in, then.	1:06:26	1:06:28
As long as I know I've got you on my side, then I can do it.	1:06:28	1:06:32
I know I can do it, Jay. Please.	1:06:32	1:06:36
Please just give me this last chance to put things right.	1:06:36	1:06:39
Take the frame.	1:06:42	1:06:44
Never trust a Mitchell.	1:06:48	1:06:50
Now, how about "embellish your lampshade"?	1:06:53	1:06:57
-What can I get you? -Two St Clements, please.	1:06:57	1:06:59
-Three. -Ooh, you're pushing the boat out.	1:06:59	1:07:02
-Make mine a pint. -Carpentry for beginners?	1:07:02	1:07:04
Don't usually see you in here this early.	1:07:04	1:07:06
Oh, well, today's an exception to the rule, believe me.	1:07:06	1:07:09
Get to grips with your garden - now, that sounds like it could be fun.	1:07:09	1:07:12
I'll bring them over. We don't have a garden, Jean.	1:07:12	1:07:15
Bookbinding.	1:07:15	1:07:17
Car maintenance...	1:07:17	1:07:19
Advanced wiring?	1:07:19	1:07:22
How's Aliyah doing?	1:07:22	1:07:23
Yeah, still ruling the roost.	1:07:23	1:07:26
It's a shame she couldn't make it.	1:07:27	1:07:29
Well, it's difficult for her, you know, ever since...	1:07:29	1:07:32
That night.	1:07:32	1:07:33
1990. What was it you called her again?	1:07:33	1:07:38
-I don't remember. -It certainly wasn't the kind of language I'd expect from a lady.	1:07:38	1:07:42
-You know what? She provoked me. -Ah, I remember what it was now...	1:07:42	1:07:46
Here you go. Just to let you know, the kitchen's now open. All right?	1:07:46	1:07:50
I'm glad you two are together.	1:07:50	1:07:52
Still no children?	1:07:55	1:07:56
Zee.	1:07:56	1:07:57
What? I'm just asking.	1:07:57	1:07:59
Unfortunately, we're still not blessed in that department.	1:07:59	1:08:02
Such a tragedy. I can't imagine life without my four.	1:08:02	1:08:06
I've missed out on so much.	1:08:08	1:08:09
Yeah, Shabnam's mood swings. Syed's tantrums.	1:08:09	1:08:14
The three years Tamwar was locked up in his room... Believe me.	1:08:14	1:08:18
-You're better off out of it. -Yeah, but you know,	1:08:18	1:08:20
in the middle of it all, there's you two.	1:08:20	1:08:22
Strong as ever.	1:08:22	1:08:23
A toast.	1:08:23	1:08:25
-To...family. -Family.	1:08:25	1:08:29
Yeah.	1:08:29	1:08:31
Dad? Shirley?	1:08:45	1:08:50
Move out of my way, mate.	1:09:06	1:09:07
Oi, Jay! Jay, you'll never guess what.	1:09:07	1:09:10
Janine's only gone and given me a bonus.	1:09:10	1:09:12
So what do you say we go down Stratford	1:09:12	1:09:14
before she changes her mind?	1:09:14	1:09:16
Jay? Jay, I'm talking to you.	1:09:16	1:09:18
Get off me, Lola.	1:09:18	1:09:19
What's your problem, eh? Jay? I'm talking to you.	1:09:19	1:09:22
Get off me!	1:09:22	1:09:24
Jay!	1:09:26	1:09:27
Jay, stop!	1:09:27	1:09:31
< Hello?	1:09:44	1:09:45
You scared me.	1:09:56	1:09:58
Amy, give me the picture back. Yeah, come on.	1:10:01	1:10:05
This isn't a game.	1:10:05	1:10:07
What are you two whispering about?	1:10:07	1:10:10
-Just a game, that's all. -Have you and Jay thought about how you're going to spend the money?	1:10:10	1:10:14
Well, we've had a bit of a bust-up.	1:10:14	1:10:17
-What, serious? -You never really know with him, do you? -How do you mean?	1:10:17	1:10:21
-Forget I said anything. -No, what are you trying to say, Ben?	1:10:23	1:10:28
He's just lost his temper a few times, that's all.	1:10:28	1:10:31
-That don't sound like Jay. -Yeah, well, you've never seen him get angry.	1:10:31	1:10:35
What, has he hit you or something?	1:10:35	1:10:36
I probably deserved it. Just sometimes...	1:10:40	1:10:43
Sometimes?	1:10:43	1:10:44
He scares me, Shirl, all right?	1:10:46	1:10:49
When I look at him, it's like I don't know him any more.	1:10:49	1:10:52
I'll have a word with him.	1:10:54	1:10:56
No! You can't... I mean, he won't listen to anybody.	1:10:56	1:10:58
Come on, Ben. You're a good friend to him.	1:10:58	1:11:01
Yeah, I know, we're brothers though, aren't we?	1:11:01	1:11:04
So we've just got to stick together.	1:11:04	1:11:06
(I need the photo back. Please.)	1:11:06	1:11:10
(Good girl.)	1:11:10	1:11:13
What's gotten into you, eh?	1:11:21	1:11:22
I've got a good mind to call the Old Bill on you, cos that's assault.	1:11:22	1:11:26
You want to watch who you're pushing around,	1:11:26	1:11:28
cos if my pops was here, well... Jay!	1:11:28	1:11:30
-What about sugarcraft? -Sugar what?	1:11:34	1:11:39
Winter flowers and foliage. Royal icing...	1:11:39	1:11:42
You even get to make little sugar people.	1:11:43	1:11:47
Actually, that's quite creepy, isn't it? Well, the only other thing is...	1:11:47	1:11:50
Tantalising Thai Tasters.	1:11:50	1:11:53
Jean, will you stop banging on about it?	1:11:53	1:11:56
Sorry. I've just got a headache.	1:11:56	1:11:59
You don't want to do this course with me, do you?	1:11:59	1:12:02
I didn't say that.	1:12:02	1:12:04
-No, you didn't have to. -Jean...	1:12:04	1:12:06
-I'll just get on with my recycling. -What was all that about?	1:12:06	1:12:09
-Alfie, could we settle the bill, please? -Yes, mate.	1:12:09	1:12:11
You took my advice, then.	1:12:15	1:12:17
I understand you got into a bit of a run-in with Derek Branning.	1:12:17	1:12:20
Two minutes! Two minutes you've been here,	1:12:20	1:12:22
and you've fallen out with that slug.	1:12:22	1:12:24
-I rest my case. -Right, here it is. £22.60. That includes food.	1:12:24	1:12:29
I've only gone and left my cash in my other jacket.	1:12:29	1:12:32
Well, I don't have any.	1:12:32	1:12:34
I'm sorry, gentlemen, you leave me no other option	1:12:34	1:12:37
but to call the village constable.	1:12:37	1:12:38
Zee, one hour, you said.	1:12:38	1:12:39
You know we've got stock check this afternoon.	1:12:39	1:12:42
Good. Pay the man, Denise.	1:12:42	1:12:43
Yeah, £22.60, please, sweetheart.	1:12:43	1:12:45
One of life's charmers, isn't she? There you go.	1:12:45	1:12:49
Cheers, darling.	1:12:49	1:12:50
-Oh. -Hey. -It's you again. -Mmm-hmm.	1:12:51	1:12:55
How come I didn't see that before?	1:12:55	1:12:58
-Have you two already met? -Met?	1:12:58	1:13:00
I nearly had him arrested yesterday.	1:13:00	1:13:02
Until she fell for my considerable charms.	1:13:02	1:13:04
Didn't waste any time, did you?	1:13:04	1:13:05
-I'm sorry? -First sniff of a married man, and you're all over him.	1:13:05	1:13:09
I think you will find that it was him that tried it on with me.	1:13:09	1:13:13
Denise, may I introduce my brother, AJ.	1:13:13	1:13:16
Denise.	1:13:17	1:13:18
-What was that thing you mentioned about stocktaking? -Yes, go ahead.	1:13:18	1:13:22
I think I'll stay here, keep AJ company.	1:13:22	1:13:24
-No, he has a train to catch. -I ain't in any rush.	1:13:24	1:13:26
What? Masood...	1:13:26	1:13:27
AJ's a big boy. He can find his way home.	1:13:27	1:13:29
You're only staying to wind her up, aren't you up?	1:13:37	1:13:39
You're damn right, I am. So where was home for you?	1:13:39	1:13:42
This place is as good as any. Drink?	1:13:44	1:13:46
Yeah.	1:13:46	1:13:49
-Michael, why have you left her? -Sit down.	1:13:54	1:13:56
-No, why have you left her? -Hannah and Rob are doing the lunchtime shift.	1:13:56	1:14:00
-Just be cool. What's that? -Oh, it's a cheque for Jean Slater.	1:14:00	1:14:03
£50,000, are you mad? That's double what we owe her.	1:14:03	1:14:07
Yes. I don't care, all right? I just want rid of her.	1:14:07	1:14:10
Why?	1:14:10	1:14:12
-Do you know what she said to me on our wedding day? -Mazel Tov?	1:14:12	1:14:15
She said that my baby would never be loved.	1:14:15	1:14:18
-Oh, she's mad and old and gibbers a lot. -Yeah, well, I don't care	1:14:18	1:14:21
what you think. I just - I want shot of her.	1:14:21	1:14:22
You think you can buy everybody out?	1:14:22	1:14:24
It's going to cost more than 50 grand, darling.	1:14:24	1:14:26
It's a start, and I really don't want to bring Scarlett home	1:14:26	1:14:30
to a place where everybody hates us.	1:14:30	1:14:32
What are you doing?	1:14:34	1:14:36
We pay her what we owe her. Nothing more, nothing less.	1:14:36	1:14:41
What are you going to say to her?	1:14:43	1:14:44
It's my debt. I'll sort it.	1:14:45	1:14:48
Here it is.	1:14:51	1:14:52
This is the song I want playing at my funeral.	1:14:52	1:14:54
MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks	1:14:54	1:14:59
OK, so come on, what's old misery chops like as a sister-in-law, then?	1:15:02	1:15:07
That woman! You know, she makes Stalin look like Teddy Ruxpin.	1:15:07	1:15:10
And how comes your wife's not here?	1:15:10	1:15:13
You'll have to ask her that.	1:15:13	1:15:15
Oh, sorry. Problems at home.	1:15:15	1:15:19
She doesn't understand you and...	1:15:19	1:15:22
Oh, I'm sorry.	1:15:22	1:15:23
I don't know why I feel like I've heard it all before.	1:15:23	1:15:26
She left me two weeks ago.	1:15:26	1:15:27
Oh, did you tell Mas?	1:15:27	1:15:29
And have Zainab crowing from the roof?	1:15:29	1:15:31
-I think I'll give that one a miss. -What right has she got to lecture you about marriage?	1:15:31	1:15:36
Mas and Zainab are rock solid. They always have been.	1:15:36	1:15:39
Sorry, is that what she told you?	1:15:39	1:15:42
Mate, they're not even married!	1:15:42	1:15:46
She's got hitched to the local doctor. And as for Mas...	1:15:46	1:15:49
He bunked up with my mate from the caff across the street.	1:15:49	1:15:52
You're winding me up. Mas!?	1:15:52	1:15:54
Yes! Yes, I swear to you.	1:15:54	1:15:57
They've had more bust-ups than Burton and Taylor.	1:15:57	1:16:00
Jean, look, I've got felt-tip pens here and some of Tommy's stickers.	1:16:01	1:16:05
There's no need to humour me, Kat.	1:16:05	1:16:07
Maybe Alfie's right. I should stick to what I'm good at.	1:16:08	1:16:11
Pouring pints and cracking dirty jokes.	1:16:11	1:16:13
How about a girls' night, yeah?	1:16:13	1:16:15
Face packs. I might even have a go at Nan's moustache.	1:16:15	1:16:18
You're vibrating.	1:16:20	1:16:21
It's not important.	1:16:22	1:16:23
-Jean! -Do you want me to serve him?	1:16:27	1:16:30
How's Scarlett?	1:16:43	1:16:44
Through the worst, hopefully. I've got something for you.	1:16:44	1:16:49
-My money? -Janine threw in an extra grand there, you know.	1:16:54	1:16:58
Just to show there's no hard feelings.	1:16:58	1:17:01
-Thank you. -Michael?	1:17:02	1:17:05
Do something for me? Just throw her a smile or something.	1:17:07	1:17:10
-Oh, I don't know about that. -Go on, just show you're the better person.	1:17:10	1:17:14
Hi.	1:17:16	1:17:17
-Shall we go? -Yeah.	1:17:19	1:17:22
Why are you making it so difficult, Jay?	1:17:39	1:17:42
I mean, I'm trying to look after you,	1:17:43	1:17:45
but you ain't making this easy for me.	1:17:45	1:17:47
Cos I don't need you to look after me, that's why.	1:17:47	1:17:50
Right.	1:17:50	1:17:51
So what happens when the police find out	1:17:51	1:17:53
you've been stashing that picture frame underneath your bed, eh?	1:17:53	1:17:56
I mean, cos it won't be long till they start piecing it all together.	1:17:56	1:18:01
And why would I want to kill Heather?	1:18:01	1:18:04
You've only got to look at your old man	1:18:04	1:18:06
to see that you're a wrong 'un, Jay.	1:18:06	1:18:08
Everybody knows Jase was a thug.	1:18:08	1:18:11
Why would his son be any different?	1:18:11	1:18:14
You wouldn't do that.	1:18:15	1:18:17
I'll do whatever it takes. You should know that better than anyone.	1:18:17	1:18:21
I'll look after you, Jay. But you gotta start trusting me.	1:18:25	1:18:29
What about the photo frame?	1:18:29	1:18:30
It's back at the house.	1:18:30	1:18:32
Look, we'll dump it tonight, all right?	1:18:32	1:18:36
No more stunts. We'll finish this here and now.	1:18:36	1:18:39
Are you with me?	1:18:40	1:18:42
Dad? Shirl?	1:19:14	1:19:18
Come on.	1:19:20	1:19:21
It's gone. It was there. I left it there.	1:19:26	1:19:29
I swear to you.	1:19:29	1:19:31
You're doing it again, ain't you?	1:19:31	1:19:32
I'm being serious.	1:19:32	1:19:34
I put it in the bag and left it in that corner.	1:19:34	1:19:37
Right, so where is it now, then?	1:19:37	1:19:40
I don't know. Someone must have taken it.	1:19:41	1:19:45
Can I have a doughnut and a strawberry milkshake, please?	1:19:49	1:19:52
MOBILE RINGS	1:19:53	1:19:57
I hope that's not Zainab's call you're cancelling.	1:19:59	1:20:02
It's my little afternoon treat. What about your train?	1:20:03	1:20:08
I missed it.	1:20:08	1:20:10
-What time's the next one? -There isn't one. -Oh.	1:20:10	1:20:14
Well, I'll call them up.	1:20:16	1:20:18
Where are you going?	1:20:18	1:20:19
Nowhere fast.	1:20:20	1:20:23
She's gone, Mas.	1:20:24	1:20:27
She left me.	1:20:27	1:20:30
Why didn't you say anything? You've been here three days.	1:20:34	1:20:40
Didn't seem like the right time.	1:20:40	1:20:42
We're brothers.	1:20:42	1:20:44
If we can't be honest with each other, what's the point?	1:20:44	1:20:46
OK, come on, let's go.	1:20:51	1:20:53
What about Zainab?	1:20:53	1:20:55
You leave her to me.	1:20:55	1:20:57
Can you cancel the doughnut and the strawberry milkshake?	1:21:00	1:21:03
How many more times you going to go through that dustbin?	1:21:25	1:21:28
-The frame ain't in there! -At least I'm trying to do something. -Freaking out won't help.	1:21:28	1:21:33
-We've got to work out what we're going to do. -What we need to do is tell Phil. -No!	1:21:33	1:21:36
-Is he giving you a hard time again? -No, we're all right, aren't we, Jay?	1:21:36	1:21:39
-Where's Dad? -Gone to get a takeaway. He won't be long.	1:21:39	1:21:43
Look, Shirl... Where's all the rubbish?	1:21:43	1:21:46
In the rubbish bin where it usually is.	1:21:46	1:21:49
He didn't mean normal rubbish. He's after something else.	1:21:49	1:21:51
Why? What's wrong?	1:21:51	1:21:53
-Go on, Ben. Tell Shirley what we're looking for. -I'm not asking you, Jay.	1:21:53	1:21:57
I've lost my spare hearing aid, that's all.	1:21:57	1:21:59
And why would it be in the rubbish?	1:21:59	1:22:01
I thought you might have chucked it out by mistake, when we were clearing out the other day.	1:22:01	1:22:05
Dad would do his nut if he finds out I've lost it.	1:22:05	1:22:08
It might have found its way to the loft. Phil said he was going to put stuff up there.	1:22:08	1:22:12
-I'll go and have a look. -No, you're all right. We'll have a look.	1:22:12	1:22:16
Oooh!	1:22:16	1:22:17
Thank you very much for the Pinot Noir, darling.	1:22:17	1:22:19
That's all right. You're welcome.	1:22:19	1:22:21
You see, I thought we could start off with that	1:22:21	1:22:24
and then we could move on to christening the flat,	1:22:24	1:22:27
-if you get my drift. -I do, babe. But I'm kind of busy tonight, darling.	1:22:27	1:22:31
Look, some of the lads from the team are coming round to talk tactics.	1:22:31	1:22:35
That's all right. I can do a bit of football talk.	1:22:35	1:22:38
You'd be bored out of your mind, babe.	1:22:38	1:22:39
All right then.	1:22:39	1:22:41
Listen, listen.	1:22:41	1:22:43
Sasha's going to be with her mum this weekend, yeah?	1:22:43	1:22:46
So I'm thinking that maybe...	1:22:46	1:22:48
we can have ourselves a little...	1:22:48	1:22:51
flat christening tomorrow instead.	1:22:51	1:22:53
-Tomorrow -Yeah.	1:22:53	1:22:55
OK. I suppose you're worth the wait.	1:22:56	1:22:58
-You know it. -Hmmmm.	1:22:58	1:23:01
-OK. Make sure you keep that on ice for me, yeah? -Absolutely, babe.	1:23:01	1:23:05
-See you later. -See you, babe.	1:23:05	1:23:07
SHE PURRS	1:23:07	1:23:09
Any joy?	1:23:11	1:23:13
Well, I can handle Phil if he kicks off.	1:23:14	1:23:17
Look, I don't want to cause no trouble. We'll find it.	1:23:17	1:23:20
Here, Jay? Can you throw us another one down, please, mate?	1:23:20	1:23:24
Fish and chips do you?	1:23:28	1:23:29
What's all that banging upstairs?	1:23:29	1:23:31
Oh, I must have put something in one of them bags	1:23:31	1:23:34
that we were clearing out. The boys are having a look for me.	1:23:34	1:23:37
They won't find it up there. Jean came round on some recycling drive.	1:23:37	1:23:40
I gave everything to her.	1:23:40	1:23:42
I won't be long.	1:23:42	1:23:44
Grrr. I can't get the middle right.	1:23:46	1:23:48
Shush! You'll wake Kamil.	1:23:48	1:23:50
-Or someone's scared he'll be caught fraternising with the enemy. -No.	1:23:50	1:23:54
Tamwar!	1:23:54	1:23:55
-Your father's going to evening prayer. -OK. Well, I'll get ready.	1:23:59	1:24:02
OK, baba. You play.	1:24:03	1:24:05
Maybe you'd like to join them?	1:24:05	1:24:07
I...can't.	1:24:10	1:24:13
-Um, I've got a bit of a headache. -Oh.	1:24:13	1:24:17
Sure it's not a hangover?	1:24:17	1:24:18
From all those drinks at lunchtime with Denise?	1:24:18	1:24:21
Yeah.	1:24:21	1:24:22
If you will insist on staying longer, then you could at least follow our rules.	1:24:22	1:24:26
You know, regular prayers, no alcohol.	1:24:26	1:24:30
Zee, come on. You know AJ's not religious.	1:24:30	1:24:33
It's no surprise Aliyah's had it with you.	1:24:33	1:24:35
I mean, she may not have the highest of standards,	1:24:35	1:24:37
-but if this is how you behave in your own home... -You told Zainab?	1:24:37	1:24:40
Of course he told me. We share everything.	1:24:40	1:24:43
Perhaps if you and Aliyah had done the same,	1:24:43	1:24:45
-you wouldn't be in this mess. -Zee... -No.	1:24:45	1:24:47
Let Zainab speak. I'd value her advice.	1:24:47	1:24:51
You've always had such a strong marriage.	1:24:51	1:24:54
Remind me, how many years has it been now?	1:24:54	1:24:56
-29. -29...	1:24:58	1:25:00
years without a blip.	1:25:00	1:25:02
That's really quite something.	1:25:02	1:25:05
-And neither of you have ever been tempted to stray... -Of course not!	1:25:05	1:25:08
-How dare you suggest such a thing! -I'm sorry, forgive me. Maybe...	1:25:08	1:25:11
I'm jealous.	1:25:11	1:25:13
You've always had such a perfect, flawless relationship. No squabbles,	1:25:13	1:25:17
no affairs, no disharmony of any kind.	1:25:17	1:25:21
HE LAUGHS	1:25:21	1:25:23
-It's really unusual in this day and age. -Actually, it's not.	1:25:23	1:25:25
Not if you have good communication	1:25:25	1:25:27
-and mutual respect. -And you keep a devout Muslim household	1:25:27	1:25:32
where you practice Islam to the letter.	1:25:32	1:25:34
Well, we try.	1:25:35	1:25:36
That's why it surprises me, you two sharing the same room	1:25:36	1:25:39
and, I imagine, the same bed, when you're no longer married.	1:25:39	1:25:44
Should have got beers in. I don't think Ray's that big a drinker.	1:25:50	1:25:53
Not usually, but he's only just moved into the flat.	1:25:53	1:25:56
Got to mark the occasion in a bit of style.	1:25:56	1:25:58
Throw him a party, that's what we've got to do.	1:25:58	1:26:01
Ray having a housewarming or something?	1:26:04	1:26:07
-Who told you that? -Oh, no-one. It's just I assumed, the way...	1:26:07	1:26:10
-that they were going on. -No, no. They're going to talk about footie	1:26:10	1:26:13
-and stuff. -Oh, that's all right then.	1:26:13	1:26:16
Well, I suppose if you wanted to know exactly what Ray's got planned	1:26:16	1:26:19
you could always just ask him.	1:26:19	1:26:21
You know, Dee, I checked my bothered pocket and it's empty.	1:26:21	1:26:24
-OK, whatever you say. -Yeah. -Only...	1:26:24	1:26:25
-What? -I thought you'd have learnt by now that honesty...	1:26:25	1:26:29
always the best policy.	1:26:29	1:26:30
Says you!	1:26:32	1:26:33
"Oh, Kim, I love the colour of the B&B!	1:26:33	1:26:36
"I would never repaint it the colour of boring while you're away."	1:26:36	1:26:39
-I never said I loved it. -But you said it was all right.	1:26:39	1:26:41
-But you agreed to change it. -Not to that! -It looked hideous.	1:26:41	1:26:44
-Oh, please. -That's Denise for you.	1:26:44	1:26:46
Only happy to tell the truth when it suits her	1:26:46	1:26:49
or concerns somebody else. Isn't that right, Denise?	1:26:49	1:26:52
You want to go through the recycling?	1:26:58	1:27:01
I'm in the middle of sorting it. I've got a system.	1:27:01	1:27:04
Yeah, well, it's just our stuff.	1:27:04	1:27:06
There's something I need back.	1:27:07	1:27:10
Oh, come on, Jean. We're meant to be mates.	1:27:10	1:27:13
I suppose.	1:27:13	1:27:15
Can you be quick?	1:27:15	1:27:16
Cheers, darling. You all right to hold the fort? I've got to pop to Rays.	1:27:21	1:27:24
-Apparently, half the team have cried off. -Yeah, yeah. It's fine.	1:27:24	1:27:28
Seriously. I'm not up for getting wasted, mate. I want to go to the gym tomorrow.	1:27:28	1:27:31
Unbelievable. One hat-trick he thinks he's Pele.	1:27:31	1:27:34
Listen, you want to relax. Even he had the odd session here or there.	1:27:34	1:27:37
-Yeah, so did Gazza and look at him now. -You ain't Gazza, are you?	1:27:37	1:27:40
-Don't worry about the gym, mate. -I don't think the manager would agree. Hey, Alf?	1:27:40	1:27:44
One night'll be all right.	1:27:44	1:27:46
So, is there going to be any hot women there?	1:27:46	1:27:49
Nah, mate. Sorry. Lads only, yeah? Besides, mate,	1:27:49	1:27:52
-I ain't even on the market and neither's Max or Alfie. -Thank you.	1:27:52	1:27:55
Just cos I've got a Porsche indoors, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari.	1:27:55	1:27:59
Just cos you lot have settled down, don't mean we all have to suffer.	1:27:59	1:28:02
-Here, what's going on? -A party. -Which party? -Ray's.	1:28:02	1:28:06
Ray's?	1:28:06	1:28:08
She's well clear of the place tonight.	1:28:08	1:28:10
While the girl's away, the boys will play!	1:28:10	1:28:14
No wonder you didn't want me cramping your style!	1:28:14	1:28:17
You don't have to leave.	1:28:22	1:28:25
Zainab will be OK.	1:28:25	1:28:27
-Eventually. -Yeah? You reckon?	1:28:27	1:28:30
She'll be exhausted after a good row with Denise.	1:28:30	1:28:33
She won't have any energy left for you.	1:28:33	1:28:36
What did she say to you exactly?	1:28:36	1:28:39
Er, a few things.	1:28:39	1:28:41
Including that Zainab wasn't the only one who strayed.	1:28:41	1:28:45
What?	1:28:45	1:28:47
What was this Jane like, then? Is she still around?	1:28:47	1:28:50
She's moved on.	1:28:51	1:28:52
We all have.	1:28:52	1:28:54
And Zainab got back with Yusef. I still can't believe it.	1:28:54	1:28:58
How did you deal with that?	1:28:58	1:29:00
-Didn't she tell you? -She said I should ask you about that.	1:29:00	1:29:03
It's...	1:29:03	1:29:05
-It's a long story. -Well...	1:29:05	1:29:07
Three years is a long time to catch up on, Mas.	1:29:07	1:29:09
I'm sure plenty more's happened besides all this.	1:29:09	1:29:12
-Not really. -So...	1:29:13	1:29:14
Syed marrying a girl, fathering a child	1:29:14	1:29:17
and then becoming a friend to Dorothy's not a big deal, then?	1:29:17	1:29:19
It wouldn't take a genius to work it out.	1:29:21	1:29:23
What surprises me is that you didn't tell me.	1:29:23	1:29:27
-What? -Syed, your marriage breakdown...	1:29:27	1:29:30
Is that why you've been keeping me at arm's length?	1:29:30	1:29:33
What did you want me to say, hey?	1:29:33	1:29:35
AJ, by the way, my marriage has collapsed	1:29:35	1:29:37
and one of my sons has moved in with the Muscle Mary from next door?	1:29:37	1:29:40
It's more interesting than,	1:29:40	1:29:41
"Weather's been really nice recently."	1:29:41	1:29:44
I don't know why I didn't tell you, right.	1:29:44	1:29:46
And you were very forthcoming about your problems when you got here.	1:29:46	1:29:50
Not so different after all, are we? No matter what Zainab thinks.	1:29:52	1:29:55
Exactly!	1:29:55	1:29:56
Although I've sorted my marriage out.	1:29:57	1:30:00
You could show a little remorse.	1:30:01	1:30:05
Would you rather that it came from someone like me	1:30:05	1:30:08
who has a sympathetic understanding of the situation,	1:30:08	1:30:12
or would you rather it had just come from any old gossip around here?	1:30:12	1:30:16
Oh, so you separate yourself from the other gossips, do you?	1:30:16	1:30:19
Look, AJ would have found out sooner or later.	1:30:19	1:30:23
I mean, surely you was going to invite him to the NEXT wedding?	1:30:23	1:30:27
That is, assuming you would actually ever get round to it.	1:30:27	1:30:29
When are you, by the way?	1:30:29	1:30:31
Mas and I will set a date when we feel we are ready.	1:30:31	1:30:34
I just think that you would feel a lot less stressed if you just,	1:30:34	1:30:37
you know, got on with it.	1:30:37	1:30:39
And I am available to be your matron of honour.	1:30:39	1:30:42
-Or whatever the Muslim version of that is called. -You know what?	1:30:42	1:30:46
I shall be asking...	1:30:46	1:30:47
someone I trust.	1:30:47	1:30:49
Babe, listen. Me and the rest of them...	1:30:53	1:30:56
Look, we've got a different opinion of constitutes a boys' night.	1:30:56	1:31:00
-Ray been a bad boy, has he? -How should I know?	1:31:00	1:31:02
I wasn't spinning you a line.	1:31:02	1:31:04
Look, I've only got eyes for one WAG, yeah?	1:31:04	1:31:07
And that's you.	1:31:07	1:31:09
THEY CHEER	1:31:11	1:31:12
Cos someone knows how to keep her bloke on the straight and narrow.	1:31:12	1:31:16
Kat, you know you're more than welcome to adopt the same approach.	1:31:16	1:31:19
Mwah! Come on, Raymundo. Let's go.	1:31:21	1:31:24
Come on, boys!	1:31:24	1:31:25
Ah, to be a young man again with all that stamina and energy.	1:31:25	1:31:29
Young? That lot?!	1:31:29	1:31:32
Teetering on the brink of a mid-life crisis more like.	1:31:32	1:31:36
They wouldn't know a good night out if it smacked 'em in the face.	1:31:38	1:31:41
And I suppose you do?	1:31:41	1:31:43
As it happens, I do.	1:31:44	1:31:47
I had something completely different planned.	1:31:47	1:31:52
You care to join me?	1:31:52	1:31:53
Yeah, man.	1:31:55	1:31:57
-Where's AJ? -He's steering clear of you.	1:31:59	1:32:02
Zee, ease up on him, please.	1:32:02	1:32:04
He's been through a hard enough time at home.	1:32:04	1:32:06
What's wrong?	1:32:08	1:32:09
Us! Us is what's wrong.	1:32:10	1:32:13
All these lies for AJ. It shouldn't be like this.	1:32:13	1:32:16
But he knows we're divorced now. We can go back to how we were.	1:32:16	1:32:19
I don't want to.	1:32:19	1:32:20
No...I do want to.	1:32:20	1:32:22
But I want things to be how they were...	1:32:22	1:32:26
before that man.	1:32:26	1:32:28
I want us to be married again.	1:32:29	1:32:31
Yeah, well, so do I. I've only been waiting	1:32:31	1:32:35
because you wanted to.	1:32:35	1:32:36
Yeah, but it's not a question of wanting to or not.	1:32:36	1:32:39
It doesn't feel right, does it? Making arrangements for the Nikah	1:32:39	1:32:42
-with Tamwar still around, Afia just having left. -Yeah, but...	1:32:42	1:32:45
Don't you think he'd want us to be happy? Tam's not a selfish boy.	1:32:47	1:32:51
-If anything, he'd probably welcome the stability. -You think so?	1:32:51	1:32:55
-I do. -I do too.	1:32:55	1:32:58
-See how naturally that rolls off the tongue? -Yeah!	1:32:59	1:33:02
So shall we make a date?	1:33:02	1:33:05
OK!	1:33:06	1:33:07
Since we're making it official...	1:33:07	1:33:09
-Masood! What if AJ comes back? -Come on, I just want a cuddle.	1:33:09	1:33:13
-Masood, stop it! -Come on.	1:33:13	1:33:15
No.	1:33:15	1:33:16
All right. Well, we should tell AJ everything about Yusef.	1:33:17	1:33:22
It's better that he hears it from us than anyone else.	1:33:22	1:33:25
Mas!	1:33:27	1:33:29
Do you really think Ray's going to behave himself with all them?	1:33:30	1:33:33
If he says it's going to be low key, it's going to be low key.	1:33:33	1:33:36
You've seen enough drunk blokes in here to know once they've had a few,	1:33:36	1:33:39
they egg each other on and all good intentions go out the window.	1:33:39	1:33:42
No, no, no. Not this time. Ray is on a very strict training regime.	1:33:42	1:33:47
He takes his health very seriously.	1:33:47	1:33:49
You'd better hope Jack doesn't invite any of his "friends" over.	1:33:49	1:33:52
What?	1:33:52	1:33:53
But if you were there, it might stop him from playing up, hey?	1:33:53	1:33:56
Yeah, but I can't just turn up on his doorstep like that, uninvited.	1:33:56	1:33:59
Not on your own maybe. Oh, come on, Kim.	1:33:59	1:34:02
I'm gagging for a break from this place.	1:34:02	1:34:05
What d'you reckon, Rox?	1:34:05	1:34:06
I just told Christian I'd be back in an hour for Amy.	1:34:06	1:34:09
Oh, shame(!)	1:34:09	1:34:11
I can get him to watch her a little bit longer if you want.	1:34:11	1:34:14
Hey, Dee! What you doing tonight?	1:34:14	1:34:17
Can I help you?	1:34:25	1:34:27
-SHE WHISPERS -Kat. Shirley's upstairs.	1:34:33	1:34:37
Can you hold the fort? I've got to pop out for a bit.	1:34:37	1:34:40
We'll take a rain check on the face packs, yeah?	1:34:40	1:34:43
When you said something different,	1:34:45	1:34:47
it's not what I had in mind.	1:34:47	1:34:49
Didn't realise Coker's first delivery would be quite so big.	1:34:49	1:34:53
I like this.	1:34:56	1:34:57
You making yourself useful?	1:34:59	1:35:01
Cos at your age, that's an achievement.	1:35:01	1:35:04
Go on, make me feel even older.	1:35:04	1:35:07
Don't forget...	1:35:07	1:35:09
with age comes wisdom.	1:35:09	1:35:11
True, true.	1:35:11	1:35:13
When I think of some of the decisions I made as a young man...	1:35:13	1:35:18
Still...	1:35:18	1:35:19
the women and them...	1:35:19	1:35:21
-I got no regrets there. -That's the difference	1:35:21	1:35:24
between you and me.	1:35:24	1:35:26
Only one man ever meant toffee to me.	1:35:26	1:35:30
Yolande...	1:35:31	1:35:33
Oh, I loved that woman, you know?	1:35:33	1:35:35
I've got to admit I do miss having company,	1:35:35	1:35:39
especially when the nights get cold.	1:35:39	1:35:42
I've never minded my own company.	1:35:42	1:35:44
That's the other thing with the young.	1:35:45	1:35:48
They're always...	1:35:48	1:35:49
e-mailing, messaging,	1:35:49	1:35:52
gassing on their phones.	1:35:52	1:35:54
It's like there's not a second	1:35:54	1:35:57
that's not filled with a distraction.	1:35:57	1:36:00
-I don't envy them that. -Don't envy their dress sense either.	1:36:00	1:36:04
What is this? A hat...	1:36:04	1:36:07
or a tea cosy?	1:36:07	1:36:08
It's not so bad.	1:36:08	1:36:11
-Here. -You reckon?	1:36:13	1:36:15
HE LAUGHS	1:36:17	1:36:19
Didn't you hear me shouting?	1:36:22	1:36:25
Anyway, Jean took everything.	1:36:25	1:36:28
Dunno what all the fuss is about anyway.	1:36:28	1:36:30
Jean took all the rubbish?	1:36:30	1:36:32
Yeah. Shirley's over there now, going through everything.	1:36:32	1:36:36
-Why is everyone so obsessed about a load of rubbish all of a sudden? -No, we're not.	1:36:36	1:36:40
-Just tell him, Ben, will you? -Later. We've got to get to the Vic.	1:36:40	1:36:44
Tell me what?	1:36:44	1:36:45
Now, Ben. We ain't got a choice!	1:36:48	1:36:51
You know the photo frame...	1:36:57	1:36:58
that I used on Hev?	1:36:58	1:36:59
I didn't get rid of it.	1:37:01	1:37:03
It's been here the whole time. Well...	1:37:04	1:37:06
..at least, it was here.	1:37:08	1:37:10
All right, boys. Get those down you.	1:37:15	1:37:18
-No, I'm all right, thanks. -I'm fine. Here you go, Jack.	1:37:18	1:37:22
You having a laugh?	1:37:22	1:37:24
-I'm trying to give them up. -Come on, boys.	1:37:24	1:37:27
We're meant to be training, keeping ourselves in peak condition.	1:37:27	1:37:30
So, Raymundo, what exactly have you got planned for tonight then, mate?	1:37:30	1:37:33
Right. Match analysis. I was thinking we could do a few charts.	1:37:33	1:37:37
You know, discuss formations, what worked, what hasn't worked...	1:37:37	1:37:40
HE LAUGHS	1:37:42	1:37:44
Your faces! Do you really think I'd bring you lot around here	1:37:44	1:37:48
to talk some boring team talk?	1:37:48	1:37:50
Come on, man. Step this way, gentlemen.	1:37:50	1:37:53
-You looked me in the eye and said it was in the canal. You told me it was gone. -I know.	1:37:56	1:38:00
I went down there with it, I swear. I was trying to build myself up to chuck it in.	1:38:00	1:38:04
-But there was something stopping me. Dad, I was scared. -No, no, no.	1:38:04	1:38:07
Now is the time to be scared cos the minute Shirley finds it	1:38:07	1:38:10
she's going to hand it in to the old bill and you're going to go down for life.	1:38:10	1:38:14
And the way I feel right now, you deserve it and all.	1:38:14	1:38:16
-Where you going? -Where do you think, eh?	1:38:16	1:38:19
Well, let me go, all right? Cos if you just charge in there,	1:38:19	1:38:22
-Shirley will get suss. -You want me to trust you after this, eh?	1:38:22	1:38:26
I'll go with him.	1:38:26	1:38:27
And when we find it, I'll make sure he chucks it in the canal.	1:38:27	1:38:30
You'd better.	1:38:32	1:38:33
KNOCKS ON DOOR	1:38:50	1:38:51
Surprise!	1:38:53	1:38:55
We thought your little party could do with livening up a bit.	1:38:55	1:38:58
Come on.	1:39:15	1:39:16
Where are you?	1:39:16	1:39:18
I found it,	1:39:23	1:39:24
my hearing aid. It was back in my room.	1:39:24	1:39:26
So I've been through all this lot for nothing?	1:39:26	1:39:29
Yeah, sorry.	1:39:29	1:39:31
The things I do for you boys.	1:39:31	1:39:33
You should get off home anyway cos Phil's been wondering where you are.	1:39:33	1:39:37
We'll tidy all this up.	1:39:37	1:39:38
Yeah, too right you will.	1:39:38	1:39:41
Why shouldn't we be in there?	1:39:46	1:39:47
Listen, babe. I really don't think this is your scene.	1:39:47	1:39:50
Yeah? Well, we'll see about that.	1:39:50	1:39:53
I can't believe what that man put you through. I wouldn't have made fun if I'd known.	1:40:12	1:40:16
-About Aliyah... -Woah.	1:40:20	1:40:21
Just because we've broken up, doesn't mean I'm going to let you bad mouth her. Well, not much anyway.	1:40:21	1:40:26
I really think that...	1:40:28	1:40:31
you should try to reconcile.	1:40:31	1:40:33
With the Aliyah that you detest?	1:40:34	1:40:36
She's not so bad.	1:40:36	1:40:39
All right!	1:40:39	1:40:40
So, we'll never be bosom buddies but...	1:40:40	1:40:44
I really think you should try to save your marriage.	1:40:44	1:40:46
You belong together.	1:40:46	1:40:48
That's what we thought about you and Zainab.	1:40:48	1:40:51
Nobody's indestructible.	1:40:51	1:40:52
-We came back to each other. -Yeah, and now we're stronger than ever.	1:40:53	1:40:57
Do you want her back?	1:41:00	1:41:02
She should be so lucky!	1:41:02	1:41:03
I'm serious. Be serious for once, AJ.	1:41:03	1:41:07
Maybe we don't have what you two have.	1:41:09	1:41:12
Oh, you do. But it takes work.	1:41:12	1:41:14
-Really hard work. -Well, you know how I feel about hard work...	1:41:14	1:41:19
-plays havoc with my nails. -You can't laugh this one off, AJ.	1:41:19	1:41:22
What if she doesn't want to know?	1:41:24	1:41:26
We'll be here. Won't we, Zee?	1:41:26	1:41:28
-Come on. Where is it, man? -It's got to be in here.	1:41:37	1:41:39
What are you doing?! Where's Shirley?	1:41:39	1:41:43
Well, she had to go.	1:41:43	1:41:44
We'll tidy up when we're finished, Jean. I promise you.	1:41:44	1:41:47
No! No, I'm not having this.	1:41:47	1:41:49
-We've just got one more bag to do. -No. You cannot treat this like some sort of rubbish tip.	1:41:49	1:41:53
This is our home. Now, will you please leave?	1:41:53	1:41:56
-If you'd just listen, Jean... -I said, get out!	1:41:56	1:41:58
Come on.	1:42:05	1:42:06
TV: That's what defenders do...	1:42:14	1:42:17
Come on, Rox. Free booze, dancing... It'll be fun.	1:42:17	1:42:19
I've seen livelier care homes.	1:42:19	1:42:22
Look, I can't help it if my man wants to save his energy	1:42:22	1:42:24
for something more important, like yours truly.	1:42:24	1:42:27
Well, I've had enough of this.	1:42:27	1:42:29
-Oi, come on! -Kat! -Come on you lot, let your hair down.	1:42:30	1:42:34
Well, those of you that have got it. Come on, have a laugh.	1:42:34	1:42:37
-You can restart training next week. Ain't that right, Alfie? -Now you know why I married the girl!	1:42:37	1:42:43
-I'm going to get some sambuca. -I'm putting some music on.	1:42:43	1:42:45
I'm going to open this then.	1:42:45	1:42:47
-Babe? -Hmm? -I thought I told you I didn't want to do a big party.	1:42:49	1:42:53
-What's going on? -Oh, I know. Sorry.	1:42:53	1:42:56
Still, if you can't beat 'em...	1:42:57	1:43:00
-Little Tam... -I'm not so little any more.	1:43:07	1:43:10
You will find another girl. You trust your Uncle AJ, OK?	1:43:10	1:43:14
OK.	1:43:14	1:43:16
-Goodbye, my lovely nephew. -Bye.	1:43:17	1:43:20
Let's catch a drag show next time I'm in town.	1:43:20	1:43:22
Yeah, it's not really my thing.	1:43:22	1:43:24
-200 quid. Didn't I say I'd pay it back? -Cheers.	1:43:24	1:43:27
There's still that £20 you owe me and that bill you left with Denise...	1:43:27	1:43:30
Yeah, that might have to wait. Aliyah froze all the accounts.	1:43:30	1:43:34
-I'd better get an invite to that wedding. -Of course.	1:43:35	1:43:38
So...	1:43:38	1:43:40
I don't think so.	1:43:40	1:43:41
-All right, if you need anything, you let me know. -Yeah. Thanks again. -OK.	1:43:46	1:43:50
And if Shabnam becomes a lesbian, and I don't hear about it...	1:43:50	1:43:53
Catch your train, please.	1:43:53	1:43:54
-We've got go back in there sometime. -He'll kill me.	1:43:59	1:44:02
-There was nothing we could do, not without Jean going ballistic. -Dad ain't going to see it like that.	1:44:02	1:44:07
Suppose you think I've got it coming?	1:44:07	1:44:10
Well, I certainly didn't want any of this.	1:44:10	1:44:12
We're still brothers though, yeah?	1:44:13	1:44:17
Just go and face him, will you?	1:44:17	1:44:19
What took you so long? I've been calling you.	1:44:29	1:44:31
Went on a detour to get this.	1:44:31	1:44:34
What's wrong?	1:44:35	1:44:37
Oh, nothing. Just...	1:44:37	1:44:39
Just a bit of an accident. Don't worry about it.	1:44:39	1:44:41
Did Ben tell you about losing his hearing aid?	1:44:41	1:44:44
There's no harm done, he's found it now.	1:44:44	1:44:46
Phil, you need to go a little bit more easy on him,	1:44:46	1:44:49
try and learn to trust him.	1:44:49	1:44:50
Don't tell me what I should do with my own son, all right?	1:44:50	1:44:53
I'm only saying.	1:44:53	1:44:55
-You think you know him, but believe me, you don't. -I can't talk to you when you're like this.	1:44:55	1:44:59
Careful, it's in one of its moods.	1:44:59	1:45:01
I can't do it, Syed!	1:45:08	1:45:10
-Move your arm! -The green one, ma! -What?!	1:45:10	1:45:14
-Follow the colours. -I'm trying to follow the colours!	1:45:14	1:45:17
-No, don't touch it. You made it go wrong! -No, you did it.	1:45:17	1:45:20
Didn't there used to be something there?	1:45:22	1:45:24
Yeah, A pair of gold lions?	1:45:24	1:45:26
Oh, yeah. That's right. Hideous. I can't bear...	1:45:26	1:45:28
Stop it! I can't bear the things,	1:45:28	1:45:30
-but we found out they were worth... How much? -£200.	1:45:30	1:45:34
I knew it. I knew you'd screw it up!	1:45:41	1:45:43
It weren't Ben's fault. If we'd carried on arguing with Jean,	1:45:43	1:45:45
-she'd have got Kat and Alfie involved and it would have been made into a massive deal. -Yeah...	1:45:45	1:45:50
Well, let's see her say no to me.	1:45:50	1:45:52
Ready? One, two. Let's have it.	1:45:53	1:45:57
-I've never seen you dance before. -Then you've been missing out.	1:46:07	1:46:11
-How's Alfie put up with that? -It's all front, innit?	1:46:11	1:46:16
Um, is this a private party	1:46:16	1:46:18
-or can anybody else join? -We're only messing about.	1:46:18	1:46:21
Come on, babe. You've got to learn to have trust, you know what I mean?	1:46:21	1:46:24
Chill out, babe.	1:46:24	1:46:25
He has got a point you know.	1:46:27	1:46:30
Coming across as a bit, um...	1:46:30	1:46:32
-needy. -Needy?	1:46:32	1:46:35
Yeah. Come on, let's crack that bottle open shall we? Come on.	1:46:35	1:46:39
What?	1:46:45	1:46:46
She's getting rid of the evidence, isn't she?	1:46:51	1:46:53
-That frame will be gone for good. -Yeah, what about the tea towel?	1:46:53	1:46:57
We burn it. Then it really is over, isn't it?	1:46:57	1:47:00
What do you reckon?	1:47:10	1:47:12
Who brought that in?	1:47:12	1:47:13
Jean, I think.	1:47:13	1:47:15
No!	1:47:15	1:47:16
No!	1:47:16	1:47:18
THEY LAUGH	1:47:18	1:47:20
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14/07/2012 EastEnders Omnibus

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