28/09/2013 EastEnders Omnibus


28/09/2013

Ava and Dexter continue to worry about Sam's health. Carl attempts to make Kirsty an offer she can't refuse. A guilty Roxy continues to see Ronnie behind Alfie's back.


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Morning, my love. Morning.

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I should find out today.

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So if you get lucky and you ARE a match, then...?

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Then, we ALL get lucky.

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What?

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"What?" he says. Alice staggered in gone midnight

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and then spent the rest of the night throwing up in the bog. Oh.

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Is that all you can say?

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Is she all right?

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A gent would go round and see how she is.

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I've just started work.

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You're a little love, ain't you?

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Are you serious? Mm-hm.

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You could've said your dad was that ill.

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Yeah, well, I was looking after YOU, weren't I?

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This is a bit different, Dex.

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Look, relax, I've got it covered.

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I've been tested, and it might just be I can help.

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I don't play around. Someone needs me, I'm on it.

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And your mum agreed?

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I haven't actually told her yet, so keep that one zipped, yeah?

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You can't not say anything.

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I will! Just closer to the time.

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Oh, yeah, because that's going to go really well(!)

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"Hi, Mum, you see this big hole in my body?

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"Well, guess what?" Yeah, top plan, Dexter.

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Look, she'll just be happy enough Sam's not ill any more.

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So you would actually go through with this operation?

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I ain't gone this far not to.

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He's lucky to have you.

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Only if I'm a match.

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Even if you're not.

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Dexter Hartman. The man to go to for a kidney.

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No, you can surprise me if you want. ..No, really, Jack.

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I want to see you cook dinner, I really do.

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Yes, you can wear an apron if you like.

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SHE GIGGLES

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Listen, I've got to go. I'll see you later.

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SHARON CLEARS HER THROAT Yeah, OK, me too. Bye.

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This is not what I do.

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Well, someone's got to do it.

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We've got cleaners for this sort of thing. Yeah, who are off sick today.

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YOU do it. I'm presuming you're free after your little phone call.

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No, I'm busy. Yeah? Planning dinner?

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Actually, I've got loads of receipts to sort out for the accountant.

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Yeah, well, I can do it.

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I was doing it before you came back, and I can do it now.

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What is your problem? I know what I'm doing.

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I used to run this place.

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And being part-owner I'm telling you I'LL do it.

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Really? Do you want to go down that route?

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I have got 41%, thanks to Phil.

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That's twice as much as you've got,

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which puts me at the top of the tree.

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I've to go to the school to talk about Denny. He's a star pupil -

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and that's because I'm there for him.

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My value to him, and this club, is immeasurable.

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So don't ever try to undermine me again, please.

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It was just a phone call, Sharon.

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Hi, er, I'm Kirsty - Jack's sister-in-law.

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Oh, hello. Hi. I'm just wondering if you've got any work?

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A few hours here and there?

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Oh, no, sorry, we're covered.

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Yeah, but I'll do anything. Literally.

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We've already got someone who does that.

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Fair enough. But if anything does come up...

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Yeah. No, definitely, definitely. I'll let you know.

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See ya. See ya.

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So this is how it's going to be, is it?

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You weren't around. Jack was fair game.

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Alice?

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Hello?

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You under there?

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Earth calling Alice.

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SHE GROANS I think we've established signs of life!

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Not helping.

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Hello, Alice, how are you?

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Have a guess.

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OK. I'm not a doctor, but I think you've probably seen better days.

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Yeah. Thanks.

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But worry not, sock puppets to the rescue!

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Seriously, Tam, please. Another time.

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OK.

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Here, girlie, take these.

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Thank you.

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What are you doing?

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I was just trying to take her mind off it, so...

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What, with a pair of socks?

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Yeah. Yeah. You should take them off, really, shouldn't you?

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Go on. Yeah. Yeah.

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There you go.

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Dex, you got a second?

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Yeah, come on.

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Your mum. She's...scared.

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Yeah, well, you're lucky you've got me as your back-up, then.

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Dex, she's scared that she won't be a match.

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Then she's scared that she WILL be.

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She's also scared that I won't get what I need,

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but above all she's scared that you might try and help me.

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That's four kinds of scared right there.

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Did you tell her that I got tested? You can let that go, Dex.

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I'm not taking your kidney from you.

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Yeah, well, you know what? That's not your call.

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I'll take my chances - something will come up.

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I've got around a year. A lot can happen in that time.

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Why can't you just admit you could be looking at your best chance?

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Even if I am, I won't accept.

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What? If you're a match, I'll turn you down.

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Are you crazy?

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Oi. Sam, come...

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What? Were you going to tell me? Look, can you just leave it?

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It's all sorted now, and besides, I'm on top of it, all right?

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Do you want to die? I'm not going to die! You ain't going to have much of a life with one kidney!

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How do YOU know? Are you a kidney expert now?

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I've read books. You've read nothing.

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It's not as though you owe the bloke.

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Jay, why are you even being like that? Why?

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I'm trying to save someone's life and all you can do is stand there being negative.

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Can you just be happy for me?

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HE WHISTLES

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You all right? Finished already?

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Yeah, certainly have. You ain't going to recognise that kitchen.

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Nice one. Listen, you know, working here,

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it's not doing your head in or anything, is it? No, it's fine.

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Oh, OK. Right. I get it.

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You're scared I'm going to drink all your booze.

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No, no, darling, no. I didn't say that.

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Cos I'm here to work, Alfie.

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And you're doing a great job. I just wanted to make sure you're all right.

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Well, I am fine. I promise.

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Good. See you later, sweetheart. See ya.

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You know, I'm not really that happy about her,

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not after what her dad did to Phil.

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Whoa, it's got nothing to do with her. She's trying to get by. PHONE BEEPS

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It's Phil. Got no food.

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That's a good sign. Means he's getting better, don't it,

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getting hungry? And he can use his fingers to text now, can't he?

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Yeah, he's got it all going on, ain't he?

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I'll see you soon.

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Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going over there NOW?

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I need to get some shopping for him first.

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Right...

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What?

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No, nothing. Alfie...

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Is SHE going to be there?

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No! The text's from him, not HER.

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I'm sorry, don't know what I'm thinking. I'm being stupid.

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Alfie... Look, I won't be long, I promise, all right? Don't worry.

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No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just being stupid, that's all.

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Someone's got to feed Phil, that's all.

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You be careful you don't poison him. Oi!

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Give him my love, won't you? I will. All right. See you soon.

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Maybe you should've washed them first, man.

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Wouldn't have made a difference.

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First time I tried the sock trick, my wife left me.

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Mate, Alice is not Afia, OK?

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Yeah, but Alice isn't Alice right now either.

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She turned up last night looking like a cross between Barbarella

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and Dr Frank-N-Furter.

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Who and who?

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I'll send you a link.

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OK, good times. Well, I don't know what you're worried about, bro.

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OK, the way I see it is this girl is embracing her sexual side,

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and what you need to do is embrace her while she is embracing herself.

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Well, yeah, but I can't really go over,

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now I've made her feel worse, can I?

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Did Sir Bradley Wiggins give up on that bike-cycle thing?

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Did he, huh? What? No. No, he didn't.

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He took it all the way.

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He didn't care whether he crashed or he fell.

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This is not remotely relevant.

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I'm saying, get back on your bike, bro, all right?

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Spin round there and let her know.

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Tell her, "I'm your man, you're my woman and I'm here to embrace you."

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I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Tam, women need to know that they are loved, OK?

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It's a small thing, but it goes a long way.

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Like a bike.

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OK.

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Well, is it true?

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Flipping heck, some secret I've got. Everyone knows it.

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Yeah, well, I just bumped into Jay.

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Now you're going to tell me I'm stupid. Go on. No.

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Whatever, Lola. Dex, I'm your mate, all right?

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If you need advice, I'll give it to you,

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but if you've made your mind up, then I'll just have to respect it.

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So why did you come looking for me?

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Cos if you're like me, you're going to need someone's hand to hold.

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If it happens, I'll sail through it.

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You won't even notice I'm a kidney down.

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All right. I tell you what.

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You tell me where and when, and I'll be at that hospital for you.

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Look, Dex, this is a big op - you know that, right?

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Ahh. So why didn't Auntie Peggy stop by the Vic?

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Flying visit, apparently.

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Here you go.

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Ronnie wrote it all out for you.

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What, she's not here?

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She had to go to the accountant.

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But I thought the text was a secret message to meet her.

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She used my phone, in case of Alfie.

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Right, OK.

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Ain't you going to ask me how I am?

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Sorry, yes. How are you? Hungry.

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Yeah, OK, thanks, but just let me know if anything comes up, yeah?

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Come on, Kirst.

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How much do you need? I told you, I'm sorted.

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Yeah. Don't need my help, do you?

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Look, what's wrong with lending you a few quid?

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The interest payments.

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That will have your husband trembling with desire, that will.

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There won't be any interest payments - you're my friend.

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Oi! If she don't want that dress, I'LL have it.

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My fella'll go crazy for me in this.

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So will yours too, once he spots me in it.

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I'll take it. That's 20 quid please, darling.

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Here you go. Thanks.

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I haven't sold one of them all month.

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You want to sell more? I'll help you. I'm good, thanks.

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Yeah, well, Bianca's away. Yeah, but she'll be back soon enough.

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Yeah, but you're on your tod. It must be tiring. What is this, a job interview?

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Give me one day on the stall. If it goes well, we'll talk money.

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Kirsty, you've already got a job. But I really need another one.

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Look, I dunno. Come on, it's not just for me, it's Max's kids as well.

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Listen, I'll even fetch your coffees for you.

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What, you think I drink coffee all day?

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Well, you do now.

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Please, Kat, I really need it.

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Yeah, all right. Better change your shoes, though, cos your trotters take a right old battering.

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So, you being looked after? Yeah. Ronnie's taking care of that.

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Seems like Ronnie's taking care of everything.

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Wanted me to clean the toilets earlier. HE LAUGHS

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Here, it ain't funny. The power's gone to her head.

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She's just trying to stay on top of things.

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You'd better tell her not to push her luck. If you want my advice,

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don't go to war with her. And you're going to stop me? How, exactly?

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If you don't like the way things are, you can always sell your share of the club.

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Walk away with a few quid and start being a proper mum to that kid of yours.

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I'm a great mum, thank you. Well, when do you get to see Denny, eh?

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He's at school all day, and you're running a nightclub in the evening.

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I'm only thinking what's best for you.

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It doesn't matter how tired I get, I still find time for him.

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And we both know what you do when you're up against it.

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I'm off the pills, Phil - you know that.

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Don't put yourself in a place where that could change.

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I tell you what, stop spouting nonsense, and tell Ronnie

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if she wants a war, she's got one.

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I'll tell Ronnie that she's in charge.

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And that that ain't going to change.

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They're all wrinkly already. Look at 'em, Abs.

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I told them I needed to wear gloves.

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Told who?

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Er, Alfie and Roxy. I've started cleaning for them now.

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You're around all that alcohol? Yes, and grease and filth,

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which makes you want to get out of there as soon as you can.

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But it's a pub, Lauren. Yeah, it's a smelly one, Abi.

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DOORBELL I'll get it. Yeah, you will.

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Hey, you all right, Abs? What's this?

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It's dinner for a week.

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It's all microwave, but it ain't harmed ME,

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so I'm sure you'll be all right. You don't need to do that.

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No, I know, Lauren, but I want to.

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Well, I won't say no.

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Yeah, well, thank you.

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DOORBELL You two are popular!

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Lauren... Mmm? I really want to do my bit.

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To help. Yeah, well, thanks again. Anything you need, just let me know.

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Yeah, I will do.

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Listen, I'm not working tonight, if you fancy doing something, actually,

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if you want a bit of company.

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I was going to tell you, but I didn't know if Dexter wanted me to or not.

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Come in here.

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Jay, he'll be all right.

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What do YOU know? You're not a doctor. Anything could happen.

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He just wants to help his dad.

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Listen, go on the internet and find me some horror kidney stories.

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And we'll show him what can go wrong.

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No, I am not going to do that.

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Just one report.

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Look, why are you so against this?

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Because. That is not an answer.

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Because...that's what friends do. They step in and help each other.

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He's made his decision.

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He owes Phil money. How's he going to pay him back if he's in hospital?

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Phil will just have to wait. Oh, yeah, like that's going to happen.

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He might not even be a match, all right? The chances are slim.

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All I'm saying is, right,

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Dex ain't thinking clearly at the moment, so we need to do it for him.

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PHONE RINGTONE

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Hello? ..Yes, yes, Ava Hartman.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh.

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OK.

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Mm-hm.

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Thank you. Bye.

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What's this, rude girl? Oh, that? It's a present from Lexi's great... Great...?

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Phil's mum, Peggy. That's nice.

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Guess what, I've been doing some reading and... You've been doing reading?!

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Oi, shut up! Listen to this, there's a chance I could get some compensation off this, you know.

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What, in case the op goes wrong?

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No. In case, like, I have to take time off work, innit?

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How much time off work? Look, who cares?

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Look, if I had a cape on right now, they'd call me Superdex.

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I'm paying debts, I'm saving lives, I'm on this Mother Teresa stuff.

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So I thought we could go for lunch. My treat.

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Please don't mention food.

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OK, well, I'll eat, and then you can...just sit and...

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Watch?

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Yeah.

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No. We'll sit and talk.

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You know, we'll chew the breeze.

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Fat. You shoot the breeze.

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Yeah, I know. I just...I like mixing it up.

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So I'll be in the caff.

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Right, let's go. Go?

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Yeah. We're doing stuff.

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I want to do stuff. Come and do stuff WITH us.

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Really? Bring your socks. Yeah...

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What about tomorrow? What ABOUT tomorrow?

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I'm talking to Alice. And I'm saving you from a potentially humiliating conversation.

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Yeah. See you later.

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Now, a very interesting thing just happened there.

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Because you could have said something but you chose not to.

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So that proves that Michael is right, doesn't it?

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I don't know. Does it? Yeah, it does.

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Alice, there's a whole world out there,

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and they want to come between us.

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But I won't let them come between us.

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(It's just you and me.)

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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I'm so sorry. It's OK.

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I really thought I'd be a match.

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It was a slim chance.

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It wasn't meant to be, that's all.

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I don't know where we go from here.

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Sorry. Have I come at the wrong time?

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Yeah, you are a bit early.

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Right, well, I'm here now.

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Er, I'll...go and do some shopping, make us a big dinner.

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Celebration?

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See ya. ..Come in.

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Right.

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Well, I presume we can talk in a civil manner. Yes, of course.

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Unfortunately for Denny, the other school can't fit him in,

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but he's on the waiting list. Right. I'll just go and get his report.

0:19:030:19:06

Oh. You don't have it?

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You are the one that's early, OK?

0:19:080:19:11

I thought you wanted to see me, I thought that's why you texted me.

0:19:150:19:17

No, I was just looking out for Phil. Though, obviously I want to see you.

0:19:170:19:21

You caught me on the hop, Ron. I went racing over there.

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What are you saying? That I can't even text you?

0:19:240:19:26

No, no, no, no. Well, what, then?

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I just really thought I was going to see you at Phil's.

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Well, that's a good thing, isn't it? No, it's not a good thing.

0:19:320:19:35

I was too excited to see you.

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I can't do this any more. Me neither.

0:19:380:19:41

You know, I walked past R&R three times before I could slide in undetected.

0:19:410:19:46

It's like I'm in a spy movie all of a sudden.

0:19:460:19:49

Ron, I miss you so much.

0:19:510:19:53

I miss you too.

0:19:530:19:55

The Square is the one place I shouldn't be.

0:19:560:19:59

I only came back here for you.

0:19:590:20:01

What do we do?

0:20:030:20:04

I don't know. But I've done my time, haven't I?

0:20:040:20:08

I've BEEN punished.

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Right. He plays with his phone a lot.

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It shouldn't even be in school.

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And some of the work in his workbook looks like it's been copied from someone else's.

0:20:180:20:21

No, that's rubbish. People would have copied Denny's work.

0:20:210:20:24

Well, Denny's work was late in. What is this? A witch hunt?

0:20:240:20:28

No. I'm also worried... Yeah, I'M worried now.

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You can't go throwing accusations around.

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I'm worried that Dennis is not a positive influence

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on the rest of the class.

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I'm sorry?

0:20:380:20:40

Look, I'm sorry. I'm not having a very good day.

0:20:400:20:43

Can we do this at another point? There's no need.

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Because this - this is rubbish.

0:20:450:20:48

You get a child with a bit of spirit, a bit of character, and what do you do?

0:20:480:20:52

You crush him. I don't think... You have no idea how to bring out the best in my Denny,

0:20:520:20:55

and now you're blaming HIM for that.

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Now, he only plays with his phone because I text him

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to make sure he's having a good day.

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His homework is in on time because I do it with him

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and I make sure it's done.

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Oh, and as for not having a positive influence,

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look in the mirror.

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Go on, your wife will love you for ever.

0:21:180:21:21

Here, I'll try it on. I'll show you.

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Here, what do you think about that? There you go.

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Snug fit, innit? It's cut on the bias.

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I don't want to take it off now. Interested?

0:21:330:21:36

I'll take her - I mean, it.

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25 quid, please. Cheers, darling.

0:21:380:21:41

Here you go. Hurry back, yeah?

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I will. See you later. See ya.

0:21:430:21:47

Blokes, eh? I know. They're all the same.

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A smile and a flash of cleavage, and their brains turn to slush.

0:21:500:21:53

I love em', I do, but they fall for it every time!

0:21:530:21:55

Yeah, because we want them to. Then they end up just annoying me.

0:21:550:21:59

Have you ever added up how many have disappointed you or let you down?

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I can't. I have.

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Really? Yeah, but I had a calculator.

0:22:040:22:06

I think Michael's hypnotised her. He's, like, brainwashed her.

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It's like a sect, but with two people.

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You want my advice?

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Does it involve bikes?

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Just keep pedalling, man. What is it with you and bikes?

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OK, then, strip it all back.

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Take it to where it's all at - the heart, man.

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That's where you're going to find her. The heart?

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You've just got to point the way.

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Fats, I literally don't know what you're talking about.

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Come on, man.

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HE LAUGHS

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Mum?

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I tried.

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Mum...

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Mum...

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I dunno what we do now.

0:22:540:22:56

So, what? What's the odds? What did they say?

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Look, Mum, listen... No. I didn't say anything yet.

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You don't have to. You're not putting yourself forward.

0:23:040:23:07

You're not the only one who wants to help. I am not having you anywhere near this.

0:23:070:23:10

How do you know I ain't done it already? What?

0:23:100:23:12

Look, Mum, I can't just sit here and do nothing.

0:23:120:23:14

Dexter, what have you done?

0:23:140:23:16

I had a test as well. No. No. No, no, please don't do this to me.

0:23:160:23:20

Look, Mum, relax, I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm ready, Mum.

0:23:200:23:23

I am.

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Please, please let me pop it. No.

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Please, brother, go on, let me pop it.

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It's the path to her heart, OK? It's symbolic.

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But it's really not, brother.

0:23:340:23:35

Alice, uh...

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The balloon stall amazingly had a sale on today, and...

0:23:370:23:43

I know I'm rubbish at all this, and I'm just...

0:23:430:23:46

Come on.

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Alice.

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You can just tell them to ignore the results,

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tell them we don't even want to hear it.

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I ain't doing that, Mum. You absolutely will.

0:24:050:24:07

Mum, I'm an adult, yeah?

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You think you can just make all these decisions for me,

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you have no power over me.

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I'm your mum. I love you, OK?

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And I care about you.

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Yeah, and I'm making us a family - the family that we should've been. Please, Dexter, don't do this.

0:24:170:24:22

Look, can't you see it?

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Can't you see what we could all have?

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I mean, you must have, if you put yourself forward for the testing. You want a positive result, Mum.

0:24:260:24:30

And I can give that to you. I can give it to you.

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D'you know what I want?

0:24:320:24:34

I want YOU, OK?

0:24:340:24:37

I am not prepared to lose two people. Mum, I'm not going to die.

0:24:370:24:39

Yeah, I know, because this ends right here and now.

0:24:390:24:42

You think I'm just going to sit back and let you risk everything?

0:24:420:24:46

But I was about to. I was about to sit back and watch YOU go, Mum.

0:24:460:24:50

You think I weren't scared? Frightened to lose you?

0:24:500:24:54

I didn't even do this test for Sam, Mum, I did it for you.

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To save YOU.

0:24:570:24:58

See, now that just makes me love you more.

0:25:010:25:03

Baby, you are too precious to lose.

0:25:030:25:06

So what about Sam?

0:25:090:25:10

We'll just have to tell him that the test came back negative.

0:25:130:25:16

Mum! I know. I'm sorry. I know what it sounds like, but...

0:25:160:25:21

Just do this one thing for me, OK?

0:25:210:25:24

I could've been a hero.

0:25:260:25:28

You ARE a hero. You're MY hero.

0:25:280:25:32

Yeah.

0:25:340:25:36

Yeah, I, uh... I got carried away, Mum.

0:25:370:25:42

I thought it'd be so easy. But you're right.

0:25:420:25:45

What's the chances anyway?

0:25:450:25:47

Thank you.

0:25:470:25:51

HORROR FILM PLAYS ON TV

0:25:560:25:58

Fats said it was a classic. What do YOU think?

0:26:010:26:04

What, about the film?

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About anything, really.

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I might go upstairs.

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Yeah? Hm.

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Have a bath, read a book,

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get an early night.

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There's...there's not a lot of jokes, is there?

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SQUELCH, SCREAMING

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You know that stuff you were saying earlier? I get it now.

0:26:400:26:45

Someone listens to me for the first time. My man.

0:26:450:26:48

I'm going to phone the hospital, and I'm going to tell 'em that is long.

0:26:480:26:51

Yeah, do it, mate. Sam'll be happy.

0:26:510:26:54

Guess he will be - in a strange enough way.

0:26:540:26:57

PHONE RINGS

0:26:570:26:58

Hello?

0:27:000:27:02

I was just about to ring you lot, you know.

0:27:020:27:05

Wait. Say that again?

0:27:050:27:07

What's the matter?

0:27:070:27:09

Sorry?

0:27:090:27:11

Dex?

0:27:110:27:13

I'm a match, Jay.

0:27:130:27:15

I got a reply! Someone likes my profile.

0:27:170:27:22

Oh, she's nice. Did you join a dating site?

0:27:220:27:24

Hundreds of them. Tam, look.

0:27:240:27:27

Hey, Tam. Yeah, it's a woman.

0:27:290:27:32

I'm only trying to catch up with you guys.

0:27:320:27:34

You've got Carol, you've got Alice, I'm like the lonely, yet handsome, gooseberry, aren't I,

0:27:340:27:38

you naughty little non-smoker?

0:27:380:27:40

Well, if you do find someone, just don't give them a balloon.

0:27:400:27:44

Look, it's not easy, Mum, saying nothing.

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Do you think I don't know that?

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Especially when I can help him.

0:27:520:27:55

What?

0:27:550:27:57

You heard?

0:27:570:27:59

I'm a match, for all the good it does.

0:27:590:28:01

It changes nothing, though, yeah. Mum, man...

0:28:040:28:07

You know it can't. All right?

0:28:070:28:09

Do I? Dexter, this is the right thing.

0:28:090:28:12

I can't lose both of you.

0:28:120:28:13

You know we've got to live with this now, innit?

0:28:130:28:16

We will. Somehow.

0:28:160:28:18

What are you doing? He didn't bother.

0:28:270:28:29

What? Tamwar. He didn't call you.

0:28:290:28:31

You're going through my phone.

0:28:310:28:33

You left it lying around.

0:28:330:28:34

You can't do that.

0:28:340:28:36

What are you getting angry for? I'm looking out for you.

0:28:360:28:38

I didn't want him upsetting you.

0:28:380:28:40

OK, well, I'd just really rather you didn't.

0:28:410:28:44

OK, I won't.

0:28:440:28:45

Sorry, that was wrong.

0:28:470:28:49

OK. But it was necessary. Do you see?

0:28:500:28:54

See, you've got good on one hand and bad on the other.

0:28:540:28:58

Kind of balances itself out.

0:28:580:29:01

OK. OK.

0:29:030:29:05

Morning, Butcher HQ. Over. Morning, Beale One. Over.

0:29:050:29:09

Beale One to Butcher HQ. I miss you. Over.

0:29:090:29:12

Aw... Over.

0:29:120:29:14

Big Bear approaching. Hang five. Over.

0:29:140:29:17

All right, come on, you. Time to get to school.

0:29:180:29:20

I'll be glad when you can get there on your own.

0:29:200:29:22

Which you might have to do, when I go on this catering course.

0:29:220:29:24

'Hello?' Do you hear a voice?

0:29:240:29:27

A voice? Yeah.

0:29:270:29:29

I must be working too hard. Come on, let's get to school.

0:29:320:29:34

So, he said no to you then? Yeah.

0:29:490:29:52

That's good. Good?

0:29:520:29:54

I think I got Sam wrong.

0:29:540:29:57

Dexter? Yes?

0:29:570:30:00

You need to talk to him again. Steady.

0:30:000:30:03

Look, I don't understand, yesterday, you said you wanted to help and...

0:30:030:30:06

Yesterday was yesterday, innit?

0:30:060:30:08

Why don't you keep out of it, cos you told me he needs to make up his own mind up.

0:30:080:30:11

Yeah, but that is... He's... Guys!

0:30:110:30:13

What's changed?

0:30:130:30:15

I ain't actually told him. So he doesn't know?

0:30:150:30:18

Nice one.

0:30:180:30:19

How can you say that?

0:30:190:30:21

Because I care about my mate.

0:30:210:30:23

Are you sure about this? Well, I promised my mum.

0:30:230:30:25

So that's how it's got to stay.

0:30:250:30:27

She was scared. Like proper scared. For me, I mean.

0:30:270:30:32

And I know... I know it sounds cruel,

0:30:320:30:33

but it's like she's weighed up all the options and this is the way it's got to be now. Your mum's right.

0:30:330:30:37

You reckon? Yeah.

0:30:370:30:40

I was against it and I'm only your mate. Imagine what she'd think.

0:30:400:30:43

Jay, can I take a couple of hours off?

0:30:430:30:44

I don't feel like working right now. Yeah, go on, mate.

0:30:440:30:47

So much for being a superhero.

0:30:470:30:50

I mean, Super Dex? Who's that?

0:30:500:30:52

You look as if you've got half of Savile Row there.

0:30:590:31:03

It's all for a good cause.

0:31:030:31:05

This is Michael's dry cleaning.

0:31:050:31:07

Alice, have you got a minute?

0:31:070:31:11

Yeah. I'm so sorry, I've forgotten my purse.

0:31:110:31:14

I've heard every excuse under the sun now. I've got some change.

0:31:140:31:17

Well, never mind. Oh, sorry.

0:31:220:31:24

I got a bun at the cafe, so...

0:31:240:31:27

Anyway... Now I've got you on your own...

0:31:270:31:29

PHONE RINGS

0:31:290:31:30

Well, sort of. So sorry. One sec.

0:31:300:31:32

It's Michael. Hello.

0:31:320:31:35

Just taking your suits in.

0:31:360:31:38

I just saw them lying there.

0:31:390:31:40

Tell him they'll be ready tomorrow.

0:31:400:31:44

Thank you. I just want to help.

0:31:440:31:47

OK, bye.

0:31:480:31:50

Sorry, Tam...

0:31:500:31:52

No, no, no, that is not acceptable.

0:31:520:31:55

So, why don't you go back,

0:31:550:31:56

think about your offer, before you embarrass yourself again?

0:31:560:32:00

Goodbye.

0:32:000:32:01

Why are you staring at me?

0:32:040:32:06

I'm failing to locate my daughter.

0:32:060:32:08

Oh, my God, where is she?

0:32:080:32:11

Billy's got her for a bit.

0:32:110:32:12

I did try Alice, but apparently she's tied up.

0:32:120:32:15

Yeah, that would be my fault. No, really?

0:32:150:32:18

Yeah. She likes doing things for me.

0:32:180:32:21

You are aware that that is borderline grooming, Michael?

0:32:210:32:26

It works better than a marriage.

0:32:260:32:27

Sometimes I want a woman's touch, but I don't want to touch a woman,

0:32:270:32:30

know what I mean?

0:32:300:32:32

Tamwar, what happened? We were talking and then we weren't talking.

0:32:340:32:38

You ignored me.

0:32:380:32:40

I was on the phone. Yeah, to the great Michael.

0:32:400:32:43

What's that supposed to mean?

0:32:430:32:44

He burst my balloon.

0:32:440:32:47

Is that all you can say?

0:32:470:32:49

Should I buy another one? Tamwar...

0:32:490:32:51

What do you want me to buy? Or say? Or do?

0:32:510:32:54

Or think? Whatever. Just tell me.

0:32:540:32:56

You're going to have to work that one out yourself. Because I don't know either. Sorry.

0:32:580:33:02

Ah! Damn it. Sorry, hot tea coming through.

0:33:020:33:07

Yeah, I am free on Thursday.

0:33:070:33:09

What, just the two of us?

0:33:090:33:11

But I thought you were up to your neck with kids?

0:33:110:33:13

Yeah, I think so.

0:33:130:33:16

That tea is a health hazard.

0:33:160:33:19

Come on, bro, be serious.

0:33:190:33:21

I'm being serious. Someone could slip on it. So clear it up.

0:33:210:33:23

Yeah, but there's already been rain, OK? There's like 12 puddles already.

0:33:230:33:26

Yeah, exactly, I don't need any more.

0:33:260:33:28

Yo. Listen, brother, don't take it out on me, man. I'm just doing my job.

0:33:280:33:32

Clear up the tea. Tam?

0:33:320:33:34

I'm working. Yeah, yeah, working on being a fool.

0:33:340:33:37

Well, that's just slander. So no pitch for you. Tamwar...

0:33:370:33:39

What? Two things.

0:33:390:33:42

Don't use that tone with me and secondly, it's just spilt tea. Thank you, Mr Mas.

0:33:420:33:46

It's not about the tea, is it?

0:33:490:33:51

I think we all know that.

0:33:520:33:54

Where's Michael?

0:34:010:34:03

Oh, well, he got a phone call, said he had to dash.

0:34:030:34:07

So much for lunch then.

0:34:070:34:09

Yeah, well, that's what happens when you enter the world of Michael.

0:34:090:34:12

One minute he's here and the next he's not.

0:34:120:34:15

It's kind of like magic. But just really bad magic.

0:34:150:34:19

You would say that.

0:34:190:34:20

Seriously. Where is he?

0:34:220:34:24

I'd get out if I were you, Alice.

0:34:260:34:28

Before it all just gets too dark.

0:34:290:34:32

It's very simple. Girls are girls.

0:34:340:34:38

Is that it? Girls are girls. Well, they are.

0:34:390:34:42

Dad, I've not liked anyone properly since...

0:34:420:34:47

Afia...

0:34:470:34:48

Yeah, and that's Afia who left on a moped with my torn up heart

0:34:480:34:54

in her top box. Yeah, well, that's a bit dramatic.

0:34:540:34:57

She was my wife, OK?

0:34:570:35:00

And she said, "Don't wait around looking out the window,

0:35:000:35:03

"waiting for me to come back."

0:35:030:35:05

Yeah, well, that's good advice. Yeah.

0:35:050:35:07

So after about a year of doing precisely that, I thought,

0:35:070:35:10

"No, I'm going to sort myself out, get back out there onto the scene."

0:35:100:35:15

But? But?

0:35:150:35:17

I can see a big but coming. Well, I don't think Alice is that keen.

0:35:170:35:20

Has she said that? No. Not outright.

0:35:200:35:23

You're still in there then. I don't know.

0:35:230:35:26

I don't know whether I'm in or out or...

0:35:260:35:28

# Shake it all about. #

0:35:280:35:30

It's not helping.

0:35:300:35:31

OK. Has she said anything?

0:35:310:35:35

Not really. OK, then when she does, you do the opposite.

0:35:350:35:39

Why would I do that?

0:35:390:35:40

Because, when it comes to women, they say one thing and mean another.

0:35:400:35:43

Oi, Sam, what you doing in here?

0:35:470:35:51

Kitchen.

0:35:510:35:52

You making lunch in there or something.

0:35:520:35:54

You got me, I'm the new chef.

0:35:540:35:56

Alfie's asked me to sort out a few things.

0:35:570:36:00

Plus your mum's at home and she's kind of treating me

0:36:000:36:03

like I've got minutes to live.

0:36:030:36:05

Which is nice, but...

0:36:050:36:07

Yeah, I know. I know my mum.

0:36:070:36:08

Do you want me to help you though?

0:36:100:36:11

Ain't you got work?

0:36:130:36:14

I was in work early, so I'm due a couple of hours.

0:36:140:36:17

What do you know about electrics?

0:36:170:36:19

Not a lot, but I'm sure you can teach me.

0:36:190:36:22

Passing on my skills, huh?

0:36:230:36:25

Look, if you don't want to, then you don't have... It's cool.

0:36:260:36:29

But I'm not talking about kidneys and organs and stuff.

0:36:290:36:32

We do the job and that's that.

0:36:340:36:36

Yeah.

0:36:380:36:39

Come.

0:36:410:36:43

DOOR BELL RINGS

0:36:470:36:50

Hi. Hey. OK. I am doing and saying things.

0:36:550:36:59

I'm actually a bit busy, Tamwar.

0:36:590:37:00

Which actually means you're not.

0:37:000:37:02

What? See, I know how it works now.

0:37:030:37:06

I've got to take what you say and then reinterpret it as the opposite.

0:37:060:37:10

OK, no, but I am actually busy. No, it's fine.

0:37:100:37:12

Put your feet up, sit back, relax

0:37:120:37:14

and immerse yourself in The Pertwee Years.

0:37:140:37:17

The what?

0:37:170:37:18

Do you want a cup of tea?

0:37:180:37:20

Erm, OK.

0:37:200:37:21

OK, though it'll actually be coffee, yeah?

0:37:210:37:25

Stand up, by which I mean sit down.

0:37:250:37:27

Have you taken something? No.

0:37:290:37:31

Does that mean yes?

0:37:310:37:33

No. Yes. Yeah? No. Alice?

0:37:330:37:35

Ali... I've lost my phone. You seen it?

0:37:350:37:39

Erm, no, I haven't, sorry.

0:37:390:37:42

It's got all my details on it, it's got my bank, all my contacts, everything.

0:37:420:37:46

Come on, give me a hand, will you?

0:37:460:37:48

Come on.

0:37:480:37:50

Lock the door behind you.

0:37:510:37:53

Psst. (Don't steal nothing.)

0:37:550:37:58

TV: EXTERMINATE!

0:38:040:38:06

You see this? Useless.

0:38:070:38:10

When they refurbished this place, they cut a few corners somewhere.

0:38:110:38:16

See me, I've made a career out of repairing cowboy work.

0:38:160:38:19

What?

0:38:260:38:28

Nah...

0:38:280:38:30

I'm just... I'm watching and learning.

0:38:300:38:34

I'd say you were someplace else.

0:38:340:38:37

No. Not me.

0:38:370:38:38

You're doing it now.

0:38:450:38:47

Doing what?

0:38:470:38:49

Looking at me just like your mum was.

0:38:490:38:51

I ain't about to pop my clogs any second.

0:38:540:38:56

I'll be around for a long time.

0:38:570:38:59

I just need a little bit of luck.

0:39:030:39:06

So, what? Is that what this is down to now, yeah?

0:39:070:39:10

What? A bit of luck.

0:39:100:39:12

I'd say so, yeah.

0:39:130:39:15

All right, so how lucky do you actually think you are?

0:39:150:39:19

Cos I'm sorry, Sam, this illness that you have suggests otherwise.

0:39:190:39:23

You're looking at it wrong, Dex.

0:39:240:39:26

I've got your mum, and I'm stood here talking to you.

0:39:280:39:31

Now that's proper luck there.

0:39:340:39:37

All right, so if all this was so good then why did you even..? Ah.

0:39:410:39:44

Why did I run out on you all those years ago?

0:39:470:39:49

Yeah.

0:39:500:39:51

Simple answer is I wasn't strong enough.

0:39:550:40:00

Big man like me and I couldn't cope.

0:40:030:40:05

Couldn't take the strain.

0:40:070:40:08

My head filled up with panic.

0:40:120:40:15

Panic about being a dad, panic about being a husband...

0:40:170:40:23

..and I got...

0:40:250:40:28

I got terrified about it all.

0:40:280:40:30

It wasn't you and Ava I ran out on.

0:40:320:40:35

It was all the things I found out about myself.

0:40:370:40:40

So what's different now?

0:40:440:40:45

I'm less of a fool.

0:40:500:40:52

More of a man and less of a fool.

0:40:540:40:58

You're lucky.

0:41:040:41:05

Don't I know it.

0:41:070:41:09

I mean proper lucky.

0:41:110:41:13

Because I...

0:41:170:41:19

I'm going to help you.

0:41:190:41:20

That's right.

0:41:220:41:24

Your ship just came in.

0:41:260:41:27

Cos you're looking at your match.

0:41:290:41:31

We said we weren't going to talk about that. Yeah, well, we kind of have to now.

0:41:320:41:36

Because I'm going to help you.

0:41:360:41:37

Nope. What do you mean, no?

0:41:430:41:45

Come and hold this torch.

0:41:450:41:48

Wait. Sam, what are you talking about?

0:41:480:41:50

We're here to do a job.

0:41:500:41:52

You know, I don't get you, you know?

0:41:540:41:56

Cos if this was me, I'd be in an alley somewhere

0:41:560:41:58

waiting with a scalpel by now.

0:41:580:42:00

No, I'm serious.

0:42:000:42:02

I like it.

0:42:020:42:03

Look, you see Mum, yeah? She knows that I'm a match.

0:42:060:42:09

But she said I shouldn't tell you.

0:42:090:42:12

Everyone's keeping something to themselves.

0:42:130:42:17

Yeah, but that's only because she's... Scared. Yeah.

0:42:170:42:21

But I told you that.

0:42:210:42:22

And now you've seen it in her, you get it, right?

0:42:240:42:28

I guess so.

0:42:300:42:33

Good.

0:42:340:42:36

What you doing? Oh, just sitting.

0:42:420:42:45

Let me see. See what?

0:42:480:42:50

That. Hand it over.

0:42:500:42:52

"Dear Tiff, I was thinking about you all afternoon."

0:42:570:43:01

Well, I was.

0:43:010:43:04

Paper. OK.

0:43:040:43:06

Pen. Yeah.

0:43:060:43:08

Good. Right...

0:43:080:43:09

This is how you write a letter.

0:43:110:43:14

"Dear Tiffany..."

0:43:140:43:15

We have light.

0:43:250:43:27

All right, so what's next then? Hmm?

0:43:270:43:30

I mean, you got any more jobs?

0:43:300:43:31

I have, but so have you.

0:43:310:43:33

Yeah, that can wait.

0:43:330:43:35

Dex, you shouldn't be letting people down.

0:43:350:43:37

Look, I told you, I'm due some time off anyway.

0:43:370:43:40

All the same.

0:43:400:43:41

What, you don't want me around, is that it?

0:43:410:43:44

Dex, I'm loving it. OK, no, no, no. I get it.

0:43:440:43:46

I knew you couldn't be that all right with everything. Dex, all I'm trying to say is...

0:43:460:43:49

Do you know how much more of this we could have? Say, "Go on, Dexter, I need you."

0:43:490:43:53

Go to work, Dexter.

0:43:530:43:55

The lights are on.

0:43:570:43:59

What was that?

0:44:110:44:12

Tiff?

0:44:190:44:20

"Dear Tiff, it is with huge regret that I..."

0:44:230:44:26

He doesn't like me any more.

0:44:260:44:27

Tiff, wait.

0:44:300:44:31

What's the point? Come on, love.

0:44:310:44:34

Oh, is it a ghost? Am I dreaming?

0:44:370:44:39

Shall I slap myself?

0:44:390:44:41

Jay had a call out this afternoon,

0:44:410:44:43

and so I ain't had time to go online and check my likes.

0:44:430:44:47

Jay...

0:44:580:45:00

I think you're needed, man.

0:45:000:45:02

Hey.

0:45:040:45:05

I am going to cook your favourite.

0:45:070:45:09

I could get used to this. Good.

0:45:120:45:14

Because something's going to come up.

0:45:160:45:18

It will.

0:45:180:45:19

Something already has.

0:45:210:45:22

Did he tell you?

0:45:270:45:29

And he told me a lot more besides.

0:45:320:45:34

Look, it was me who told him to ignore the test results, OK?

0:45:340:45:39

Because... I know why, Ava.

0:45:390:45:41

It's cool. I get it.

0:45:430:45:45

But, to be honest with you, he had to say something.

0:45:460:45:50

I knew he'd been tested,

0:45:500:45:53

so it would've been pretty weird - him not saying anything.

0:45:530:45:55

I said no. That I'm not interested.

0:45:570:46:00

Yeah, but not before you agreed to him being tested.

0:46:000:46:04

So what changed? It wasn't like that.

0:46:040:46:06

Did you put the thought in his head, Sam? No.

0:46:060:46:08

Because if you did, I will never... Listen to me. This was all his idea.

0:46:080:46:13

It was his call, I swear to you.

0:46:130:46:16

Would I really be begging him not to have the operation

0:46:170:46:20

if I suggested the test in the first place?

0:46:200:46:22

He's my son, OK? What was I meant to do?

0:46:240:46:27

Look.

0:46:270:46:30

I'm with you, I don't want to see him get ill or damaged either.

0:46:300:46:34

But we really shouldn't keep secrets from each other, should we?

0:46:350:46:42

No.

0:46:440:46:47

Not any more.

0:46:470:46:49

We stand together from now on.

0:46:510:46:53

Well, I say that, but me and Dexter just had a falling out.

0:47:000:47:05

What, about the test results?

0:47:050:47:08

No. Banned subject.

0:47:080:47:12

But you know what?

0:47:120:47:13

The row, it felt real.

0:47:130:47:16

Fathers and sons do it all the time,

0:47:180:47:19

and there's me and Dexter bickering and shouting at him.

0:47:190:47:24

Thank you for finding my phone.

0:47:420:47:46

Impressive. You could work in an airport as a cute sniffer dog.

0:47:460:47:49

Charming. Thank you.

0:47:490:47:51

You're very welcome. Thanks, though, seriously.

0:47:510:47:53

My whole life's on there, so you've done me a favour.

0:47:530:47:55

Can I get you a drink? I'm OK.

0:47:550:47:58

Sure? Yeah.

0:47:580:47:59

Alice.

0:47:590:48:01

What is it?

0:48:100:48:12

I'm waiting for you to move out the way.

0:48:120:48:14

For?

0:48:140:48:16

OK, two questions. What do you actually want with Alice?

0:48:160:48:20

And why are you still stood here?

0:48:200:48:22

One answer. Be careful.

0:48:220:48:25

I texted you this morning. No reply.

0:48:270:48:30

I didn't get a text.

0:48:300:48:32

First thing this morning.

0:48:320:48:33

Did you delete my text?

0:48:360:48:38

Yeah, I did.

0:48:380:48:41

In my defence though, it was to avoid this situation with...

0:48:410:48:44

That's going way too far.

0:48:460:48:47

Please...

0:48:540:48:56

Doctor Who, The Pertwee Years. I watched it ages ago.

0:48:560:48:59

What? Carnival Of Monsters.

0:49:000:49:02

Yeah. And The Curse Of The...

0:49:020:49:06

The... The Peladon. Yeah.

0:49:060:49:08

I'm sorry.

0:49:130:49:15

That's all right.

0:49:150:49:17

I mean, it was all right.

0:49:310:49:32

It was all right when we was doing the wiring and that.

0:49:320:49:35

I mean, it kind of threw me a bit, but...

0:49:350:49:37

Stay on track, mate.

0:49:390:49:41

Did you ever get to do things like that with your dad?

0:49:430:49:45

Yeah, we did things, I suppose.

0:49:470:49:49

Did you enjoy them?

0:49:490:49:51

Yeah, of course. But an hour with Sam won't make a difference.

0:49:510:49:56

It's all them hours with your mum, that's what matter.

0:49:570:50:00

Yeah, but you lost your dad though, right?

0:50:020:50:04

Yeah.

0:50:060:50:07

So why are you so against me helping Sam then?

0:50:070:50:09

That doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it does.

0:50:090:50:12

My dad, he left me with nothing.

0:50:130:50:16

I loved him, but that only made it worse.

0:50:180:50:21

He used to do all this stuff and used to say it was for me,

0:50:230:50:27

but all I ended up with was a dead dad.

0:50:270:50:30

Yeah, that's what I'm looking at right now.

0:50:300:50:33

But if you help him.

0:50:330:50:35

If you go that far, you form a bond.

0:50:360:50:41

And you'll have to tell yourself, accept that you love him...

0:50:430:50:48

..and then when something goes wrong or it doesn't work,

0:50:500:50:54

you're going to be disappointed.

0:50:540:50:56

What I'm saying is, don't get too close to him.

0:50:580:51:03

Because trust me, mate, it's going to hurt like you can never imagine.

0:51:050:51:10

I used to love this programme.

0:51:210:51:22

Hey!

0:51:250:51:26

Are we going to be all right, Sam?

0:51:270:51:29

We will if you stop asking questions like those.

0:51:290:51:32

I can't just pretend it's not happening.

0:51:320:51:34

Anyway, where did this tough guy come from?

0:51:340:51:37

You're the guy who runs away. Remember?

0:51:370:51:40

I'm also the guy who grew up.

0:51:400:51:41

Where you been?

0:51:440:51:46

I just had some work to catch up on.

0:51:470:51:50

Are you two going to talk?

0:51:500:51:52

Listen...

0:51:560:51:57

..about earlier. Forget it, man.

0:51:590:52:00

You sure? Yeah.

0:52:020:52:04

Yeah, it was just sitting there, Saturday morning. You need to change your milkman.

0:52:170:52:20

What, do you think I should keep it then? And drink it.

0:52:200:52:23

Are you trying to get me drunk, Mr Postman?

0:52:230:52:25

THEY CHUCKLE

0:52:250:52:28

All right, love?

0:52:280:52:30

I don't want it to be over.

0:52:300:52:32

Why do you say it's over? Because Bobby wrote me a letter.

0:52:320:52:35

Oh. Have you talked to him about it?

0:52:370:52:39

There's no point.

0:52:390:52:41

Was it out of the blue?

0:52:410:52:42

We were together all playtime.

0:52:420:52:44

See... Sometimes men panic.

0:52:460:52:51

Especially when they really like someone - they don't know how to cope with it.

0:52:520:52:56

Really?

0:52:560:52:58

Boys and men, they get scared.

0:52:580:53:02

They pretend they don't, but they do.

0:53:020:53:04

The worst time is when they really, really like someone.

0:53:040:53:07

I don't understand that.

0:53:100:53:11

Yeah. No-one does, but it happens all the time.

0:53:110:53:14

Still hurts, though. I mean, really hurts.

0:53:180:53:21

Look, you know, you'll see Bobby tomorrow and he'll probably...

0:53:210:53:24

He'll probably be feeling a little bit silly.

0:53:240:53:27

And he'll rush over and he'll have another note

0:53:270:53:30

and it'll explain that he was just scared because he was about to

0:53:300:53:33

give you his heart, but he wanted you to be gentle with it.

0:53:330:53:37

Because hearts are important and you don't just give them away,

0:53:370:53:42

not unless it's someone really special.

0:53:420:53:44

We were watching that. Hey!

0:53:550:53:58

Oh, you like this, do you?

0:53:580:54:00

What, sitting in front of the TV, like a normal couple.

0:54:000:54:04

I mean, don't you know that I can give that to you?

0:54:040:54:07

Dexter... Look, you've already made it perfectly clear

0:54:070:54:10

that you don't want my help.

0:54:100:54:11

And you... You said I'm not allowed to do it anyway.

0:54:110:54:13

And nothing's changed there. Do you want to bet? No, Dexter, nothing's changed.

0:54:130:54:17

Look, Mum, I've got too close.

0:54:170:54:18

I'm your son.

0:54:190:54:21

And that's who and what I am.

0:54:230:54:24

Dexter, please. Look, stop calling me that.

0:54:260:54:30

It's son, ain't it?

0:54:300:54:33

Ain't it, Dad?

0:54:350:54:37

Look, I'm going to help you.

0:54:400:54:42

So don't you go rejecting me, because it's too late for that now.

0:54:460:54:49

You can borrow my lucky shirt if you want.

0:54:570:54:59

I want to have fun with her, I don't want to blind her.

0:54:590:55:02

All right. Which one would you choose? Definitely that one.

0:55:020:55:05

This one? OK.

0:55:050:55:06

Very funny. Don't blame me when your big date goes belly up.

0:55:060:55:10

Well, it's not a big date, it's just we've got the place to ourselves for once. Ooh, way to go, bro!

0:55:100:55:16

A4?

0:55:160:55:18

A4 what? A4 paper.

0:55:180:55:20

Oh. Just there.

0:55:200:55:22

The vicar says if I do my report on A4, then he can photocopy it,

0:55:220:55:27

and spread his sheets.

0:55:270:55:29

What report thing?

0:55:290:55:30

It's the parish council committee.

0:55:300:55:32

They require a report on my financial progress as to my fund raising.

0:55:320:55:37

And a bottle of sweet sherry, please.

0:55:370:55:40

Pen.

0:55:400:55:42

Black pen.

0:55:420:55:43

Just there. Is this alcohol free? It is, yeah.

0:55:430:55:46

Ta.

0:55:470:55:48

Do you want a drink?

0:55:530:55:56

No, I'm fine.

0:55:560:55:58

OK.

0:55:580:55:59

Cos there's juice.

0:56:010:56:03

Or fizzy water?

0:56:050:56:07

I'm good. Good.

0:56:070:56:10

I don't know why you're being so cagey, it's not like it's your first date, you're a free man now.

0:56:100:56:15

OK, can you just back off and let me do my own thing?

0:56:150:56:17

Tam, back me up here. Possibly.

0:56:170:56:18

He should be more honest with himself. Probably.

0:56:180:56:20

Can we just stop the open debate, please? Preferably.

0:56:200:56:23

I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just saying you're going to a lot of effort

0:56:230:56:26

just for a "quiet night in". Are you sure that's all it is?

0:56:260:56:31

Remember, bro - seize the day, no regrets.

0:56:310:56:36

MASOOD SIGHS

0:56:370:56:38

Dot, hold on a second. You left your shopping behind.

0:56:430:56:46

Oh, mind like a sieve.

0:56:460:56:48

Look, I can't do anything now but if you like I can come over tomorrow and help with that report.

0:56:480:56:52

Oh, it's fine. It's nothing. I've told you before, if you need help, you have to ask for it.

0:56:520:56:56

Tell those church people it's too much.

0:56:560:56:58

Oh, no, it's not. It's just a question of adding up what's come in and what's gone out.

0:56:580:57:02

I mean, even I can manage something like that. Thank you, Carol.

0:57:020:57:05

We could go back to mine and finish what we started? I'm not sure I'm free...

0:57:070:57:11

This is guaranteed to impress. If you're a cat on heat.

0:57:110:57:13

Whoa, that is nasty, man! Who died?

0:57:130:57:15

It was just an idea. It doesn't matter. I should go.

0:57:150:57:17

Hey, so you two, you're with me and Pops tonight, right?

0:57:170:57:20

I can't, I've got to babysit Kamil.

0:57:200:57:22

No, Tam, you're fine. AJ, you're on duty.

0:57:220:57:25

Whoa...?

0:57:250:57:27

You're the only one not coupled up. We, we are all off out...

0:57:270:57:30

See, I like your work, Mr Mas. See, bruv, all sorted, man.

0:57:300:57:33

OK, so I'll see you later, then. If you want to.

0:57:330:57:36

I'm being stitched up here. No-one said anything about baby-sitting.

0:57:360:57:39

Like you said. Seize the day.

0:57:390:57:41

Bye. Bye.

0:57:440:57:45

Oh! Wow.

0:58:120:58:15

You look... That's... I got these for you.

0:58:150:58:20

Thank you.

0:58:200:58:21

Something smells good. Yeah, it's lamb.

0:58:210:58:24

Lovely. Slow-cooked.

0:58:240:58:27

Best way.

0:58:270:58:28

So the kids all upstairs, are they?

0:58:290:58:31

No, they're all out. And Whit's under orders.

0:58:310:58:34

Right! So, we are finally alone.

0:58:340:58:38

Finally!

0:58:380:58:40

Look at us.

0:58:430:58:44

Mm, look at us!

0:58:440:58:47

We, um, could skip dinner.

0:58:490:58:52

We could...

0:58:520:58:53

And go for the little naughty surprise I've got planned upstairs...

0:58:530:58:56

What naughty surprise is that, then? If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?

0:58:560:59:00

ALARM BEEPS

0:59:000:59:02

Ooh, got to put the potatoes in.

0:59:020:59:05

Yeah...good.

0:59:050:59:07

Potatoes...

0:59:070:59:09

HE SIGHS

0:59:100:59:12

It's like he tightens up every time I touch him.

0:59:290:59:33

But I thought you two were all sorted?

0:59:330:59:36

Yeah, so did I!

0:59:360:59:37

After the way he kissed me the other night,

0:59:380:59:41

I thought we were going to, like... you know.

0:59:410:59:44

It's like he's not even bothered.

0:59:460:59:48

I dunno. Maybe he just needs a little bit more time.

0:59:480:59:52

It's obvious he really likes you.

0:59:520:59:53

Exactly - "likes" me like a friend, likes me.

0:59:530:59:56

What, he said that?

0:59:560:59:57

He doesn't need to, the way he is with me says it all.

0:59:591:00:03

That's fine. We can just be friends. Really, it's fine.

1:00:051:00:09

It's better than nothing, isn't it?

1:00:111:00:13

Hi, Dot. Hello. Come in, darling.

1:00:201:00:23

Ian said Denise was OK to have him but all of a sudden she's busy.

1:00:231:00:26

Well, I'm busy too.

1:00:261:00:28

Joey's called in sick. I've got two hen parties in there. I'm behind already.

1:00:281:00:32

I need to go over there and sort out some cover. I'll only be a couple of hours.

1:00:321:00:36

I didn't know who else to ask, Dot, so do you mind? Please? No, of course not.

1:00:361:00:39

You're a diamond. I'd be stuffed without you.

1:00:391:00:41

Now, he's had nothing to eat but he's fine with something simple, baked beans on toast.

1:00:411:00:45

Oh, and no butter. Olive oil spread if you've got it.

1:00:451:00:48

And here's his juice.

1:00:481:00:50

No sugary drinks or he'll be bouncing off the ceilings all night.

1:00:501:00:52

No butter, no sugary drinks.

1:00:521:00:54

Now, you be a good boy for Dot. Mummy'll see you later.

1:00:541:00:56

Dot, shall I take a spare key, in case I get held up and I'm late?

1:00:561:01:00

I can let myself in, save ringing the door bell.

1:01:001:01:03

Oh, thanks again, you're a star. See you later.

1:01:031:01:06

Let's hang your coat up, shall we?

1:01:081:01:10

20 quid. Bruvver, it's never going to happen.

1:01:101:01:12

We can't disappoint the ladies, can we?

1:01:121:01:14

Tam... You know this is a bad idea. Me and kids, please.

1:01:141:01:17

I'm pretty sure Alice wouldn't mind... No, no, no. No way.

1:01:181:01:22

This is our night. OK?

1:01:221:01:23

OK, well, look, I'm issuing a disclaimer - I am not responsible for anything that happens tonight.

1:01:231:01:27

You've just got to feed him and put him to bed.

1:01:271:01:29

Feed him? No-one said anything about feeding.

1:01:291:01:32

And make sure you take him to the toilet before you put him to bed.

1:01:321:01:34

What? And wash your hands afterwards, bruv, after you've wiped him clean and that.

1:01:341:01:39

FATS LAUGHS

1:01:391:01:40

Come on, bruv.

1:01:401:01:42

TOY BEEPS

1:01:471:01:49

TOY BEEPS

1:01:511:01:53

Garlic olives? You're taking a bit of a risk, aren't you?

1:01:551:01:58

If we're both eating them, then nope. Is that right?

1:01:581:02:02

Mm! And now for the Minute Mart's finest alcohol-free.

1:02:031:02:09

You don't have to not drink because of me.

1:02:091:02:12

I know. I'm sure I can do without alcohol for one night.

1:02:121:02:15

Enough.

1:02:151:02:17

Mm.

1:02:181:02:20

Ooh! Cheeky little number.

1:02:231:02:26

The wine or me? Let's find out. Come here.

1:02:261:02:28

You're right about the garlic.

1:02:321:02:34

I didn't want to watch a PG! It's the only film that we could watch.

1:02:341:02:37

What are you doing back?

1:02:371:02:38

I'm so sorry, I did tell 'em we had to stay out but he kicked off and then he started sulking

1:02:381:02:42

because we couldn't afford popcorn. You promised me.

1:02:421:02:45

It's disgusting!

1:02:451:02:46

I wasn't going to sit around and watch a poxy 3-D kid film, was I?

1:02:461:02:49

You've just got the hump cos Cindy wouldn't go with ya. We had a deal!

1:02:491:02:52

Sorry, blame sulky face.

1:02:521:02:54

Oh, hilarious(!)

1:02:541:02:55

You're pathetic, do you know that?

1:02:551:02:56

CHILDREN ARGUE IN NEXT ROOM

1:02:561:02:59

There she is, my gorgeous girl. Come here. Come here.

1:03:051:03:09

Hello.

1:03:091:03:10

THEY KISS NOISILY

1:03:101:03:12

So drinks, yeah? Vodka coke, please. Good times.

1:03:121:03:16

Hi. Hi.

1:03:181:03:19

So you didn't get stuck looking after Kamil, then?

1:03:191:03:22

Er, no...

1:03:221:03:24

Right, we do not leave here until we get them fully sorted.

1:03:241:03:28

Sorted?

1:03:281:03:30

Sorted.

1:03:301:03:31

Ohhhh, sorted!

1:03:331:03:34

HE GIGGLES

1:03:341:03:35

Here y'are.

1:03:351:03:36

I hate cheese on toast.

1:03:381:03:40

That's special Welsh cheese, it's what my Auntie Gwen used to give me

1:03:401:03:43

when I was a little girl in Wales.

1:03:431:03:45

Looks yuk. There's little children starving in Africa. So?

1:03:451:03:50

So little boys should be grateful for what they're given.

1:03:501:03:53

I hate cheese.

1:03:531:03:55

Look, I'm sorry, Dennis,

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but I want to see that plate clean before you get down from the table.

1:03:561:04:00

Yeah sulking, that's real big of you, Liam, ain't it? Oh, do one.

1:04:061:04:09

Are you really this immature? Me?

1:04:091:04:11

That is enough! Can you just all sit and watch a DVD or something?

1:04:111:04:15

Give me the bleeper. I shotgunned it. Morgan.

1:04:151:04:18

Sorry. Doesn't matter.

1:04:181:04:20

This was supposed to be our night. I'm fine.

1:04:201:04:23

You can go if you want. Why would I want to do that?

1:04:231:04:26

Oh, I don't know, maybe the mood has gone.

1:04:261:04:29

I'm not going anywhere.

1:04:311:04:33

Nan, Tiff's watching Honey Boo Boo again!

1:04:331:04:36

Let me just go and get them sorted. And then it'll be just us, I promise.

1:04:371:04:41

So what're we doing again?

1:04:541:04:56

So the person who blows the last card off the bottle has to drink.

1:04:561:05:00

Cherry Zesta? Yes, baby. Zesta Fiesta!

1:05:011:05:05

So, it's a drinking game, but I don't drink...so...

1:05:051:05:09

Yeah, but it's not all about the drinking, you know,

1:05:091:05:12

it depends what cards fall, like a jack and an ace means something different...

1:05:121:05:16

It's all like, forfeits and stuff...

1:05:161:05:18

Yeah, right, so whatever card lands face up, then that means different stuff.

1:05:181:05:24

Like what?

1:05:241:05:25

It means...different things. But tell you what, let's play.

1:05:251:05:28

It'll be a laugh. OK. Who goes first?

1:05:281:05:31

Well, A for Alice...

1:05:311:05:33

Oh, yeah? I'll go then. OK.

1:05:331:05:37

They're not moving.

1:05:421:05:43

Blow harder, darling.

1:05:431:05:45

Yeah, but not too hard, all right, you only want to move a couple.

1:05:451:05:47

You've got to get under the...

1:05:511:05:53

Oh... Oh...

1:05:531:05:55

Whoa.... Come on!

1:05:551:05:58

King! King!

1:05:581:06:00

That means you've got to kiss the person to the left... Right!

1:06:001:06:03

Right! To the right! Of course it does. It's just a kiss. No biggie.

1:06:031:06:07

What evs. Just a little kiss.

1:06:071:06:09

Oooh... So, come on, Pops, baby, your go. Get to blowing.

1:06:151:06:20

FATS CACKLES

1:06:201:06:21

I'm good at maths. Good.

1:06:241:06:27

One five is five. Two fives are ten.

1:06:271:06:29

Three fives are 15, four fives are 20, five fives are 25...

1:06:291:06:32

Yes, you're very good but I need a bit of quiet.

1:06:321:06:35

Six fives are 30, seven fives are 35, eight fives are 40,

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nine fives are 45, ten fives are 50... I can do it really fast, too.

1:06:381:06:41

Five, ten, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45!

1:06:411:06:43

Look, you are a very clever boy but the vicar is waiting on my calculations.

1:06:431:06:47

Mum says I should practise them.

1:06:501:06:52

Mum said you weren't allowed to smoke around me.

1:06:551:06:57

One six is six, two sixes are 12. Three sixes are 18...

1:07:021:07:07

Fish fingers? Yeah. Well, you're lucky you're getting anything.

1:07:101:07:12

What you having? Lamb. You're having lamb?

1:07:121:07:15

Listen, go in and watch TV, I'll bring it in, just stay there.

1:07:151:07:18

What kind of lamb is it? Oi. Get your beak out of it. Don't you dare make a fuss.

1:07:181:07:22

I'm really sorry. Oh, don't be.

1:07:221:07:24

We always get frozen food. Why can't we have lamb? Because we can't afford it.

1:07:241:07:28

Oh, but you can afford it for him?

1:07:281:07:30

Excuse me...? All right. All right. OK... Maybe we could eat together.

1:07:301:07:36

No, we can't! If it makes things easier. Yeah, but it's our night!

1:07:361:07:39

If - if we all eat together, then you all disappear,

1:07:391:07:45

you go to your rooms, you text your friends, you update your thingys

1:07:451:07:48

and watch iPlayer - then me and your nan, we get some free time.

1:07:481:07:51

There's not enough food for all of us. I can help, we can make it enough.

1:07:511:07:55

Do we have a deal?

1:07:591:08:00

Ah! And you do the washing up

1:08:021:08:04

and you make sure everyone knows the score.

1:08:041:08:06

I hold you responsible. Right?

1:08:061:08:08

Deal.

1:08:081:08:10

Right.

1:08:101:08:11

Now, let's have a look at this lamb, shall we?

1:08:141:08:16

So, I've been through the fridge, we've got leftover daal...

1:08:231:08:27

There's some sort of kebab thingy, it's Fat Boy's.

1:08:291:08:32

More beer, but oi, that's mine, that's a done deal. What am I doing?!

1:08:341:08:38

So, we've got some sort of juice, squash-type thing. How do you take it? Glass? Bottle? Pint? What?

1:08:381:08:45

You've got to give me something. This has got to be a two-way thing here.

1:08:471:08:51

Yeah. Right, OK. What would Masood do? Funny voice?

1:08:511:08:57

Hmm? Hmm? Does Kammy want his din-din now?

1:08:571:09:00

No, that's Frank Spencer. OK.

1:09:001:09:02

You know what? We can do this.

1:09:051:09:09

It's just a boy's night in.

1:09:091:09:14

It's just - yeah, I'd like to order a takeaway, please.

1:09:141:09:16

That's it, girl!

1:09:161:09:19

This is foul.

1:09:191:09:20

Well, you shouldn't blow so hard, baby!

1:09:201:09:22

All right! It's all about the lips, OK? It's about control.

1:09:221:09:27

So, Tam, you ready to blow, bro?

1:09:281:09:31

All about control. Control.

1:09:311:09:34

It's Mr Tam, stepping up to blow...

1:09:341:09:37

You going to be quiet and let me do this?

1:09:371:09:40

He's going on like the big bad wolf, as he huffs and he puffs.

1:09:401:09:44

And he huffs and he puffs. He huffs and he puffs...

1:09:441:09:47

Not by the hairs on his chinny chin chin. There isn't any hair on my...

1:09:471:09:51

Come on. Just blow. Really? I didn't know that.

1:09:511:09:54

Come on, stop being such a wuss. Get on with it!

1:09:541:09:57

Come on, Tam, come on...

1:09:581:10:01

Oh... Oh..!

1:10:011:10:03

Come on, Tam - whole pack!

1:10:031:10:06

Epic fail.

1:10:061:10:08

That is a big, big forfeit, right?

1:10:081:10:10

That is full-on, full-on hug and snog. Oh!

1:10:101:10:15

How are we supposed to know what the rules are when you just keep changing them?

1:10:151:10:19

You trying to say we're making this up or something?

1:10:191:10:21

Oh, I don't know, Fats.

1:10:211:10:22

It's fine, we don't have to.

1:10:221:10:24

No, no, no. No, no, no! OK, the rules are the rules.

1:10:241:10:30

So let's just get it done, shall we?

1:10:301:10:35

OK?

1:10:351:10:36

OK, we've got 20 seconds and...go.

1:10:361:10:38

19, 18, 17, 16...

1:10:391:10:41

Come on man, stop with the time wasting... Red card! Come on!

1:10:411:10:44

..15, 14, 13, 12, 11, ten,

1:10:441:10:49

nine, eight, seven, six... Tam the man!

1:10:491:10:53

Easy, baby! Five, four, three, two, one...

1:10:531:10:58

Time! Time...?

1:10:581:11:01

Or not. Baby, they're having a real good time. Oh, baby!

1:11:051:11:09

Right. OK, clear, clear, that is the deal.

1:11:091:11:13

Can I have seconds?

1:11:131:11:15

Oh, darling, we haven't got any more. His first curry.

1:11:151:11:18

Can we have some thank yous for Mas, please?

1:11:181:11:20

Thank you. Thanks for sharing your lamb with us.

1:11:201:11:24

Well, I'm glad you liked it.

1:11:241:11:26

Lamb is my favourite meat. Is it? Yeah, because it's cute and yummy.

1:11:261:11:32

OK, right, we want washing up, drying up and everything put away.

1:11:321:11:35

Thanks again, Mas.

1:11:351:11:38

The living room is out of bounds for the rest of the evening.

1:11:381:11:40

Tell you what, I've got a better idea.

1:11:401:11:43

Me and Liam'll go and watch a late night film. Not a PG, though.

1:11:431:11:46

Well, make sure you put Tiff and Morgan to bed first, OK? Then do whatever you like.

1:11:461:11:49

And I don't want to hear another peep out of any of you. OK?

1:11:491:11:52

Pudding.

1:11:531:11:55

Shotgun drying.

1:11:551:11:57

PHONE RINGS

1:11:571:11:59

Hello?

1:12:001:12:04

No-one there? No. Probably one of those computer things.

1:12:071:12:14

Mm. Could tonight have gone any worse?

1:12:141:12:18

Oh, don't worry about it.

1:12:181:12:19

They're kids. They cause chaos, be more worrying if they didn't.

1:12:191:12:23

Hey, you know, maybe we could pick up where we were before they got back. And where was that exactly?

1:12:231:12:29

I don't know... Maybe it was here?

1:12:291:12:33

Mmm. Yeah, might have been. It could've been here?

1:12:331:12:37

Yeah, could've been... Or here?

1:12:371:12:40

Yeah. That was it. Thanks.

1:12:451:12:48

For what?

1:12:481:12:49

For being you.

1:12:491:12:50

You stink of smoke.

1:13:001:13:02

And you should learn to be polite.

1:13:021:13:03

You're really old.

1:13:031:13:06

Why don't you go and watch some television?

1:13:061:13:08

How old are you?

1:13:081:13:10

I'm as old as my hair and a bit older than my teeth. That's stupid.

1:13:101:13:14

Little boys shouldn't be so rude. I'm not a little boy.

1:13:141:13:17

Why don't you behave better? Why don't you behave like Jesus?

1:13:171:13:22

I don't believe in Jesus... Or God. Oh, that's enough of that.

1:13:221:13:25

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

1:13:251:13:26

Don't touch that.

1:13:281:13:29

What do you think you're doing?! Look what you've done!

1:13:291:13:32

You naughty, naughty boy! What do you think the vicar's going to say?!

1:13:321:13:36

Ready? One, two, three.

1:13:391:13:42

Ahhh!

1:13:431:13:45

You going to have yours?

1:13:471:13:49

It's nothing personal, it's not just you, it's all you...little people.

1:13:521:13:59

My ex-wife... Your Auntie Aliyah. She wanted one like you.

1:14:021:14:07

She really wanted kids.

1:14:071:14:09

Then I got scared... I can't even take care of myself,

1:14:111:14:14

let alone be responsible for someone else.

1:14:141:14:16

Being a dad...

1:14:211:14:22

I'd love it.

1:14:241:14:25

I really would. I'd mess it up.

1:14:271:14:29

HE SIGHS

1:14:291:14:31

You know, that's what scares me about being a dad. Getting it wrong.

1:14:311:14:36

This is top secret, between me and you... Yeah? You swear?

1:14:371:14:41

Give me your little finger.

1:14:431:14:44

Hmm?

1:14:441:14:46

OK. You can call me Chacha...

1:14:461:14:49

Chacha.

1:14:491:14:51

If you let me explain, Sharon...

1:14:531:14:54

I asked you to look after him, not abuse him.

1:14:541:14:56

Look, he deliberately poured my sherry over my papers.

1:14:561:14:59

You've been drinking? Oh, only the one.

1:14:591:15:01

Did you pour that sherry on purpose, Denny? No.

1:15:011:15:04

I'm afraid he ain't telling the truth, Sharon.

1:15:041:15:06

So now my son's a liar? He's been playing me up all evening!

1:15:061:15:08

Don't ever shout at him again. You keep away from him.

1:15:081:15:12

Come on, baby.

1:15:121:15:13

Right brother, big night.

1:15:181:15:19

Don't wait up for me, OK?

1:15:211:15:23

Babe, more than friends. 100%.

1:15:231:15:26

Come on my little Poppidi-poppidi-pops, come on, girl.

1:15:281:15:32

Squeeze me, squeeze me!

1:15:321:15:33

Look, I should actually go as well, cos um,

1:15:421:15:45

I've got to go and rescue AJ.

1:15:451:15:48

You don't have to.

1:15:481:15:50

We could get our own pack of cards, and carry on the game back at mine.

1:15:511:15:55

It's, um, been a fun night, but...

1:15:581:16:02

What's your problem?

1:16:021:16:03

Alice...

1:16:071:16:08

No, seriously.

1:16:081:16:09

It's fine to kiss me during the game

1:16:101:16:12

and then...

1:16:121:16:13

We're just going round and round in circles.

1:16:161:16:19

If you don't fancy me, can you just have the courage to tell me?

1:16:191:16:22

Your surprise is ready.

1:16:341:16:36

Oh, really? You think I'm going to be lured up there?

1:16:361:16:38

Not bothered.

1:16:381:16:40

Oh really...? Come here.

1:16:421:16:44

SHE GIGGLES

1:16:441:16:45

KNOCK AT DOOR

1:16:451:16:47

Unless someone's lost a limb or the house is on fire,

1:16:471:16:49

I do not want to know. What are you doing out of bed?

1:16:491:16:52

I can't sleep. Well, just go back up and get snuggled in, it's past your bedtime.

1:16:521:16:56

You know I'll come and check on you in a bit.

1:16:561:16:58

I want Mas to read to me. Mas is a bit busy, darling.

1:16:581:17:02

Please. Oh... Five minutes.

1:17:021:17:06

Erm... Leave one of those for me.

1:17:101:17:14

Alice... Please.

1:17:181:17:21

Of course I like you.

1:17:261:17:28

Then why do you close up every time we get a bit closer?

1:17:281:17:31

What is it?

1:17:311:17:33

You've been married, you're hardly a virgin, are you? No...

1:17:331:17:37

Then what is it? Do you just want us to be friends? Is that it?

1:17:371:17:40

Yeah, I want us to be friends.

1:17:421:17:44

OK, fine, whatever.

1:17:441:17:46

I want us to be friends but I want us to be more than friends as well.

1:17:461:17:50

Well, you've got a funny way of showing it.

1:17:501:17:53

Do you not find me attractive? I think you're beautiful.

1:17:531:17:56

Then what is it?

1:17:561:17:57

It's me...

1:17:591:18:00

It's me.

1:18:021:18:03

What if you don't like me like that?

1:18:051:18:09

I just want to be with you, it'll be fine.

1:18:091:18:11

So you're happy being in bed with some scarred freak.

1:18:111:18:14

What? Is that what this is about?

1:18:141:18:17

Do you honestly think I'd be worried about something like that?

1:18:171:18:20

I worry, though, that's the point.

1:18:201:18:23

I look disgusting, it's horrible.

1:18:241:18:26

No, no, please, please don't say that.

1:18:261:18:29

You're you, and you're so amazing.

1:18:311:18:34

I want us to be together.

1:18:371:18:38

I'm not judging you.

1:18:401:18:42

Just like you're not judging me. Yeah, but you're perfect.

1:18:421:18:45

You think so? You haven't seen my feet.

1:18:451:18:49

SHE GIGGLES

1:18:501:18:51

Tamwar, I want you exactly as you are. Every part of you.

1:18:541:18:58

Five, four, three, two, one. Go.

1:19:091:19:11

Go! Yeah. Yeah!

1:19:111:19:15

Yeah! Cleaning up - done!

1:19:151:19:18

Playtime! Come here, you. I've got you, haven't I?!

1:19:211:19:26

What else do you want to play with? Just that one?

1:19:261:19:29

I want to play with that one. This one?

1:19:291:19:31

I want to play with this one! No!

1:19:311:19:35

But it's mine!

1:19:351:19:38

Innit?!

1:19:381:19:39

THEY LAUGH

1:19:391:19:40

It's OK.

1:19:481:19:49

He settled down all right?

1:20:341:20:36

Out like a light.

1:20:371:20:39

The magic Mas touch saves the day again.

1:20:391:20:42

Oh, I've got the magic touch, have I?

1:20:421:20:44

THEY SIGH

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So. It's not quite how we planned it, is it?

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No. Still perfect, though.

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It's always perfect when I'm with you.

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No, really. I mean it. You and me. We're good together, aren't we?

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Yeah. We're not bad.

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I was expecting a romantic night but all this, the chaos...

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Noise... Doors slamming.

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All that. That's all part of it.

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Part of...why you're so beautiful.

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Why it's so right.

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Carol...

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I think I...

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DOORBELL RINGS

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What?

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I...

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DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN

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Oh! I'm so sorry.

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This better be important. Yeah.

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Carol.

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You going to invite me in?

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Or do you want me standing on the doorstep all night?

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Oh, the motor? Nothing special.

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Well, this is nice, ain't it?

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What are you doing here? I can't stop, Carol.

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I'm just passing through. Thought I'd pop in, see the family.

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Problem?

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You...you can't come here.

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Eh? You can't.

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Well, I'm here, ain't I? Can't pretend I'm not.

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Everything OK?

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Er, yeah. Yeah, just an unexpected visitor.

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Hi. I'm Masood.

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This is David.

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Yeah, I recognise him. From the funeral. Eh?

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Pat. We were there, my wife and I. A very sad day.

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Lovely lady, your mother.

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Yeah. Quite. So...

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We're having dinner.

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And your wife?

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We're not together any more.

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Right.

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Ooh, cosy.

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Very cosy.

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A quiet night in?

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What are you doing here?

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Like I said, just popped round. See the family. See my daughter.

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Our daughter. Is she in?

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No.

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What time are you expecting her back?

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She's away at the moment. Really? Where?

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Does it matter?

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Well, I've come all this way to see her, Carol.

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Like I said, she's not here.

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So where is she?

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What do you want?

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I want to see Bianca.

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Well, she's not here, so you can't see her.

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I'm getting a little bit of attitude off you, Carol.

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A little bit of aggression. Wouldn't you say, Mahood?

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Masood. It's not really helping the atmosphere, is it?

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I really wouldn't know, sorry.

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No? Not sensitive to atmosphere, then?

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We're trying to have a quiet, romantic night in.

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You know, perhaps it would be better if you rang next time, give us a little bit of warning.

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We could plan a welcoming committee. Presumably that's what you'd like?

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I'd like to see my daughter.

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I have got a present for her.

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Then you can leave it with me.

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No. It's valuable, Carol.

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I want to put it in her hand personally.

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Carol's very trustworthy, you know.

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She's the most honest person that I know.

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Oh, yeah, she's honest, all right.

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When it suits her.

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What's that mean? Mean? Nothing.

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You're the salt of the earth, Carol.

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You say what you mean, you mean what you say,

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except when it comes to little things,

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like telling me I had a daughter.

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Easy mistake to make, I suppose. You just forget to mention it.

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Next thing you know, 18 years have flown by.

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Do you mind?

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Yes, I do, actually.

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It's my mother's. No-one's touched it since, by the looks of it.

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She always was partial to a little brandy.

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Do you know, when I was a kid,

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I used to think all mothers smelt like this.

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Cheers, Mum.

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Do you want one?

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I don't drink.

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No? Teetotal, are you?

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It's against my beliefs.

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Have you managed to convert Carol?

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I'm sorry?

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To your beliefs. Must be tricky, mustn't it?

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Going out with someone who's from such a different background.

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You are going out, aren't you? "Dating"?

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We are in a relationship, yeah. It's none of your business.

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No, no. Course it's not.

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What am I like?

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I've got no finesse, have I?

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Just barge in here, demanding this and that. What am I thinking?

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I'll tell you what, though, Carol,

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this place - it don't half feel like home.

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Yeah, well, don't get comfortable. You're not staying long.

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Ooh!

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Needed that, did you?

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Listen, why don't you go, Mas? I can deal with this.

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This? You.

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Yeah. Good idea.

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Go on. Shuffle along.

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I don't think so.

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I'll tell you what -

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why don't I pop up, see the kids,

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then maybe when I come down, you'll remember where Bianca is.

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She's not here. David... What? Bianca's away, she's on a course.

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She's not going to be back for a few weeks,

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so either take your present or you leave it with me - your choice.

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Where's the course? I'm not telling you.

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Why not? Because she's happy.

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She's having a good time, focusing on herself for once.

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I'm not having you turning up, ruining everything for her.

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Is that what I do, Carol? Just turn up and ruin things?

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What do you think?

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I think I'll see the kids now.

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No, you will not see the kids.

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I'm their grandfather. Yeah?

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Well, Grandad, if you want to see 'em, make an appointment.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh, that might be for me, actually.

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Is David here?

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Sorry to burst in. I wasn't sure what happened to you.

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This is Naomi. Carol, Mamood.

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Masood. Pleased to meet you.

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Likewise, I'm sure.

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Carol. All right?

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Listen, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm dying for the loo. All right?

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Uh...upstairs, third on the left. The kids are asleep.

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Or should be, so if you wouldn't mind.

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No, I'll tippy toe all the way up.

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Thought you should have this. Yeah.

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Don't want to leave it in the car, do we?

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She seems nice.

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Yeah. She likes to take care of herself.

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You know, Pilates. I've got no idea what that is.

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Yeah, well, soon as she comes down, you're out of here.

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Are you not even curious about my life, Carol?

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What I've been up to? I don't need to be. I got eyes.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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She's wearing a wedding ring. So?

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What makes you think I'm not the one that's given it to her? Are you?

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I think I'll have another brandy, while I'm waiting.

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Look, I know I'm not part of this family... No, you're not.

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But Carol is obviously very uncomfortable with you here,

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especially after last time.

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Last time?

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When you were here before.

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Sorry, you've lost me.

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Look, I know you didn't treat her very well,

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and now you're back in here, traipsing around like lord of the manor.

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This is my mother's house. Janine's, actually.

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My mum lived here. That's all her stuff, ain't it?

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That's her furniture. That's her bar.

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All her pictures on the shelf there. My grandkids are upstairs.

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I've got as much right to be here as anyone, so...

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You're out of your depth.

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Have another one, Carol?

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No. And you don't get to talk to him like that.

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Why? What're you going to do? Get your brothers round, beat me up?

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Get Derek to stamp on my head?

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Derek's dead.

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So he's not going to do anything to you, is he?

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And I don't need him to.

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I don't need to be protected by my brothers, by my lover, by anyone.

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Cos I can tell you straight to your face, David,

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you're not wanted here.

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That is a lovely bathroom. Really retro.

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It's just old.

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Oh, no, I love a family bathroom.

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It's got all little toys all round the bath. It's really friendly.

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Got a cigarette? I ain't got 'em, have I? They'll be in the car.

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Well, go and get me one. You're not stopping!

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Let's have a cup of tea, shall we? Quick cup of tea before we get back on the road?

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Well, have we got time? Yeah, course we got time.

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You can get to know the family better.

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Naomi's got a boy of her own. She don't see him much.

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He's in property in Spain. That's where we met.

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Under a sultry sun. She looks fetching in a bikini.

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It's Pilates. And a strict juice regime.

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It sounds boring, but actually it really isn't.

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Come on, cup of tea, yeah? You're not stopping, David.

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No, no, no. I want to hear about Derek and his untimely demise.

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We were close, you know, in the old days.

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He broke my nose. Punctured my lung, broke four ribs.

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I was in hospital for a week.

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I didn't even get a visit.

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Maybe we should skip the tea, eh? No, we're having a cup of tea, and then we're going.

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I want to show you the family album. You've got an album, Carol?

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I ain't got no photos any more. Not of anyone. I'd love Nai to see Bianca and the kids.

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That's Bianca, my daughter.

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She's not here? No. Seems not.

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Seems she's away on a course. Very clever girl, my daughter.

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Kitchen's this way.

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See you in a sec.

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What a dump. Shh!

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Is this really your family?

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Well, like I said, my daughter's away.

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She's the one I'd have liked you to meet.

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And that Carol, she's your ex?

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Teenage sweetheart. Nothing more.

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I'm so sorry about this. I didn't know he was going to turn up.

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It's all right, don't worry about it.

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He just wants to be the big man, stake his claim, I understand.

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I think you should go.

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Nonsense. I'm fine.

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Besides, I haven't seen that "naughty surprise" yet.

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It's not that naughty.

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No? Now, you're not being coy?

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No, I just made the bedroom nice, that was all.

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All right, well, I'll tell you what, as soon as they're gone,

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I'll let you carry me up the stairs and have your wicked way with me.

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All right?

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Yeah. I might just take you up on that.

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OK. Mugs. Kettle's on.

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We just need some milk.

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You're being weird.

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Hmm?

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You're being weird.

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Well, it's a strange situation, isn't it? On the run.

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Big bag of money. Money that don't belong to you.

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What's that?

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It's a present for my daughter.

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Oh, yeah? What sort of present?

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Never you mind. Nothing to do with you.

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Give it to me.

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How much are you thinking of giving her?

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That's between me and her. This is our money.

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No. It's money that I earned, Naomi.

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It's a parting gift to my little girl.

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And I'm going to make sure she gets it.

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There's got to be 20 grand in there! So? What's that?

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500 quid for every year I've been a crap father to her.

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She deserves it. So you think we can afford to just give away that sort of money?

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We've got loads. Yeah. A big bag full.

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My husband's money.

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Well, I always said he was very generous, your old man.

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Splashing the cash. Donating his wife to the cause.

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I beg your pardon?

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OK - milk. Mugs. Make the tea.

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Oi, oi! You can make a pot of tea, can't you?

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Or are you really that spoilt? I'm not some sort of skivvy!

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Where you going?

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I want to have a conversation without you bleating in my ear.

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With her? With that old frump?

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Carol is not a frump.

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Well, she looks like one.

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What've you got to talk to her about, anyway?

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You wouldn't understand. So you just expect me to run away with you, do you,

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without you telling me the slightest little thing about your life?

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You know everything about my life.

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I know what you did last week. Last month.

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I know what you like to eat.

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I know what you're like in bed. I know nothing else.

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Well, maybe that's just the way I like it. I don't.

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Well, maybe you picked the wrong man to cheat on your husband with.

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You seduced me.

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Did I? Mmm. Did I?

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Cos I seem to remember that you were lolling over me,

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asking me to help you with the button on your blouse.

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What was that, a friendly gesture?

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You're disgusting.

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No, you're disgusting.

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Look at you.

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Done up to the nines.

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What for? What's the point? Who you trying to impress?

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You care more about that money than you do about me.

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You're using me. And I'm using you.

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It's simple as that.

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I love you.

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Love me? Do you?

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Yeah. Of course I do. You're my boy.

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You're my lovely boy.

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I'm 51.

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You don't look it.

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You don't feel it.

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Very alluring.

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Maybe this was a mistake, eh?

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Maybe this whole thing was a mistake.

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Well, I tell you what - you don't like it, here y'are.

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Give Don a call. Eh?

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You never know, if you cry enough, he might just take you back.

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You don't think I would?

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Cos he could be here in five minutes.

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I don't think you've got the guts.

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David. Please don't be like this.

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I've got to speak to Carol.

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I've given up everything for you.

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I've taken my husband's money, and I've given you everything.

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That not enough for you?

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Touch of milk. No sugar.

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What the hell's that? Nothing. She's just dropped something. Clumsy mare.

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Can we talk? No, I've got nothing to say to you.

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Have your cup of tea and get out. Carol, please...

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What was that noise?

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Nothing, sweetheart. Just go back up to bed.

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Grandad? Hello, darling.

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Is it really you? Yeah. It's me. I've come back to see you.

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To see me? And your mum.

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Mum isn't here. She's... No, it's fine. Go on.

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Just go up to bed, sweetheart.

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Grandad's here. I know. Just give him a kiss goodbye.

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Let me put her up to bed. No. No, it's fine. I can do it.

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I want Grandad. Outvoted. Sorry.

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Go on, up you go.

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Don't wake up Morgan.

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This is a disaster. He's her grandad. She's bound to be thrilled.

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What's she doing in there?

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Making tea?

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Well, can you go and check on her? Move things along.

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Carol...

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You got grey hair.

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Yeah, all right. I got a couple.

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Makes me look distinguished.

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You need a lot more if you want to look like a proper grandad.

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What's a proper grandad like?

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Old. Grey. With a walking stick.

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You're more like an uncle.

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Well, I'm not an uncle.

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I'm your grandad.

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I'm very proud, I am, of you.

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Do you know, you're the spit of your mum when she was your age.

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Not that I knew her then, but I've seen photos.

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And you are beautiful.

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And I got a boyfriend.

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Have you? What's his name?

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Bobby. Bobby Beale.

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Is he nice?

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Very nice. And very good-looking.

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But his dad won't let us see each other.

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Is his dad Ian Beale?

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Yeah. He's mean. He's really mean.

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Yeah, I know. I know him.

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Was he mean to you?

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Not exactly, no.

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Come on, get back to sleep.

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I've been a very bad grandad and I woke you up.

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Come on, shift over, that's it. Good girl.

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Will I see you in the morning?

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No, my darling.

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But don't think that when I'm not around,

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I don't think about you, cos I do.

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Why don't you send me postcards, then?

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I will. I'll do that. I'll send you a postcard from Spain.

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Is that where you're going? Yep.

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This time tomorrow I'll be sipping Martinis by the pool.

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Can I come and visit?

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I hope so. Maybe...

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one day.

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We'll see.

1:37:401:37:41

Come on, lay down. Night-night, darling.

1:37:421:37:44

Please be here in the morning.

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I'll see you soon.

1:37:471:37:49

Night. Sleep tight.

1:37:531:37:55

Checking up on me?

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I said good night and switched the light off.

1:37:581:38:01

Don't spoil it.

1:38:011:38:02

You've had your fun and games. Now just go.

1:38:031:38:05

I want a cup of tea. There is no cup of tea.

1:38:071:38:08

Just go downstairs and get out of here.

1:38:081:38:11

David...

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HE SMIRKS

1:38:151:38:16

Romantic.

1:38:191:38:20

What's the matter? Embarrassed?

1:38:211:38:23

Last time I was in this bedroom...

1:38:231:38:25

..my mum was lying in that bed, breathing her last.

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Now, I can hardly remember her face.

1:38:331:38:35

There's a photo downstairs. You can take it with you when you go.

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So you and him...

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..serious, is it?

1:38:451:38:47

I don't care to discuss it.

1:38:471:38:48

Are you in love?

1:38:481:38:52

Maybe.

1:38:521:38:53

She's left her husband for you, hasn't she?

1:38:561:38:59

That was her choice, Carol. I didn't make her do anything.

1:38:591:39:02

Anyway, she's well out of it. He's no good for her.

1:39:031:39:06

He don't appreciate her.

1:39:061:39:08

What, like Ian didn't appreciate Cindy?

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Like that, is it?

1:39:111:39:13

Yeah. Something like that, yeah.

1:39:131:39:15

Do you know what drew me to her in the first place?

1:39:161:39:18

Know what it was? When I first met her, she reminded me of you.

1:39:181:39:21

Of me? No she's nothing like me.

1:39:211:39:23

She was dancing in a bar.

1:39:231:39:25

Off her face, she was.

1:39:251:39:26

She had this look about her.

1:39:281:39:29

It reminded me of a night, a long time ago, when I first...met you.

1:39:291:39:33

Remember that?

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No. No, I don't.

1:39:371:39:39

You can't lie to me, Carol. I know you. I know you.

1:39:391:39:42

Well, you know what? I don't dance any more. I've not danced in years.

1:39:421:39:45

That's a shame because I'd like to see you dance again.

1:39:451:39:48

You can't charm me, David.

1:39:481:39:49

You know me. I know you. Do you?

1:39:511:39:53

Yeah, I know enough.

1:39:531:39:54

I know the last time I saw you I was on my knees in the Square,

1:39:541:39:58

watching you drive away.

1:39:581:39:59

Yeah, and I feel bad about that. That was a mistake.

1:39:591:40:01

But you know that, don't you?

1:40:021:40:04

Because I wrote and told you exactly how I felt.

1:40:041:40:07

It doesn't matter. Well, it matters to me.

1:40:071:40:09

It didn't even take me a week, not a day,

1:40:091:40:11

to realise that...

1:40:111:40:12

..that was the biggest mistake of my life.

1:40:141:40:18

Those days after I left, all I could think about was...

1:40:181:40:21

looking in that mirror and seeing you, leaving you behind.

1:40:211:40:24

I felt sick to my stomach.

1:40:261:40:27

Then why did you do it?

1:40:281:40:29

Cos it's what I do.

1:40:341:40:35

I run away.

1:40:371:40:38

Done it all my life.

1:40:391:40:41

I really thought it would be different.

1:40:411:40:43

I thought I could change, but when it came to it, I couldn't.

1:40:431:40:47

I was scared.

1:40:491:40:50

Scared? Scared of what? Derek?

1:40:501:40:53

No.

1:40:531:40:54

No, I was scared of what I'd do to you.

1:40:541:40:57

That I'd let you down.

1:40:571:40:58

I was scared that we'd...

1:41:001:41:03

we'd get ten miles down the road,

1:41:031:41:04

I'd panic, leave you in a hotel room,

1:41:041:41:06

you'd wake up on your own, knowing I was no good.

1:41:061:41:08

So you were trying to save me from a fate worse than death,

1:41:081:41:10

is that it?

1:41:101:41:11

Yeah. Yeah, I think...I think I was.

1:41:111:41:13

You weren't trying to save yourself?

1:41:131:41:15

I don't know, Carol. I don't know.

1:41:161:41:18

All I know is I ain't had a moment's peace since.

1:41:181:41:22

Not a moment.

1:41:221:41:23

All I wanted to do was come back here, take you in my arms

1:41:231:41:26

and be with you again.

1:41:261:41:28

Be with me?

1:41:281:41:29

Yeah. Be with you. You and me. Together.

1:41:291:41:31

I'm ready now, Carol.

1:41:331:41:34

I am.

1:41:341:41:35

I know it's taken me 40 years to be ready but...

1:41:351:41:39

now I am.

1:41:391:41:40

You're incredible. You really are.

1:41:421:41:44

You got a married woman downstairs.

1:41:451:41:47

She's nothing. She's given up her life for you.

1:41:491:41:51

That was her choice. I don't want her.

1:41:511:41:53

I want you. Well, you can't have me.

1:41:561:41:58

All right? I'm with somebody else now.

1:41:581:42:00

You made your choice. You left.

1:42:001:42:02

But I wrote to you. I wrote to you again and again.

1:42:021:42:05

Begging you to forgive me. Explaining how I felt. Yeah.

1:42:061:42:09

You didn't respond. Not one call. Not a letter.

1:42:111:42:15

If you wanted me so much

1:42:151:42:16

why didn't you just come right back and grab me?

1:42:161:42:19

How could I after what happened? How could I?

1:42:191:42:20

I needed to know if you'd give me a chance. You could have called.

1:42:201:42:23

I would've lost my nerve, Carol, I'd have chickened out.

1:42:231:42:27

No, I wrote down on a bit of paper, what I felt,

1:42:271:42:30

I put it in an envelope, and I sent it.

1:42:301:42:32

That way I couldn't back out.

1:42:321:42:34

But you gave me nothing.

1:42:351:42:36

You could have at least put me out of my misery. One call. One letter.

1:42:361:42:39

One little sentence on a scrap of paper.

1:42:391:42:41

I never got any of the letters.

1:42:431:42:44

Not then, anyway. Not till after...

1:42:461:42:48

After? After what?

1:42:491:42:50

After. After Derek died.

1:42:501:42:51

Derek? Yeah. He found the letters.

1:42:511:42:54

He kept them and he hid them from me.

1:42:541:42:56

It was only on the day of the funeral that one of them turned up.

1:42:561:42:59

Right. So why didn't you call?

1:43:001:43:02

I did.

1:43:021:43:03

I did. I just tried the number,

1:43:041:43:05

but it didn't exist any more.

1:43:051:43:08

But you tried to?

1:43:081:43:09

Yeah. I thought I should.

1:43:091:43:11

And then...and then I realised it was a mistake, you know?

1:43:111:43:15

So I just ripped up the letter and I threw it away.

1:43:151:43:17

Why? I didn't want it.

1:43:171:43:18

I didn't want it anywhere near me. Why not?

1:43:181:43:20

Because I didn't want to be reminded,

1:43:221:43:24

tempted...tempted to try and find you.

1:43:241:43:27

So you were tempted?

1:43:281:43:30

I didn't want to go back there.

1:43:341:43:35

Why not?

1:43:351:43:36

What did you think would happen?

1:43:381:43:39

Tell me, what did you think would happen between us?

1:43:391:43:42

I need you to go downstairs. No, no, no, no.

1:43:441:43:46

Tell me, Carol. What do you think would happen?

1:43:481:43:51

What would always happen. I'd tell you to go away.

1:43:511:43:54

You'd get under my skin and, before I knew it,

1:43:541:43:56

we'd be back in bed, in love.

1:43:561:43:58

I would give you my love

1:43:581:44:00

and you would throw it back in my face and leave me.

1:44:001:44:03

Leave me broken-hearted, bitter and alone,

1:44:031:44:05

that's what would have happened cos that's what always happens.

1:44:051:44:08

You wanted to see me. You tried to call me?

1:44:081:44:10

It was a mistake.

1:44:101:44:11

But you wanted to?

1:44:111:44:12

What does it matter? It was months ago. Nearly a year.

1:44:141:44:17

I've moved on. It was a...it was a moment's weakness, that's all.

1:44:171:44:22

So you took up with him?

1:44:221:44:23

Nice. Dependable.

1:44:241:44:26

Homely.

1:44:261:44:28

See all this. This is for him.

1:44:281:44:31

We're not just friends. We're...

1:44:311:44:33

We're together in every way.

1:44:341:44:35

But you don't love him?

1:44:391:44:40

You don't know what I feel. You love me. Oh, no. You love me.

1:44:421:44:45

No, I could never love you. Not again.

1:44:451:44:47

No, you-you killed that.

1:44:471:44:48

What, cos I made a little mistake and I ran away?

1:44:501:44:52

No, no, cos you couldn't take a risk.

1:44:521:44:54

The risk of something real.

1:44:541:44:55

You didn't want to hurt me, you didn't want to let me down.

1:44:571:44:59

That is just all lies, David.

1:44:591:45:01

Lies to make you feel better about who you are.

1:45:011:45:03

Really? And who am I, then Carol?

1:45:031:45:05

You? You're a sad damaged little man

1:45:081:45:10

incapable of any real feeling.

1:45:101:45:13

You're not worthy of my love, David, you never were.

1:45:141:45:17

I don't believe you. I don't believe you mean that.

1:45:171:45:20

I want you to go and I want you to go now. No, no, no.

1:45:201:45:22

Would you just let... Will you just let go of me?!

1:45:221:45:25

I love you. I do.

1:45:251:45:26

I'm not back here for Bianca, to give her a present.

1:45:271:45:29

I'm back here for you. You. Only you. Let go of me. I mean it.

1:45:291:45:32

You're trembling.

1:45:351:45:36

Don't, I just... Just-just go.

1:45:401:45:42

I can't. Please.

1:45:421:45:43

I don't want you. Nothing's going to happen.

1:45:431:45:45

I swear on my grandchildren's lives. On their sleeping heads.

1:45:451:45:49

I don't love you. I never will.

1:45:491:45:51

You let people down.

1:45:511:45:53

Even your mum. Even your mum at the end.

1:45:531:45:56

That was all lies.

1:45:561:45:57

You didn't love her, you didn't care about her, you just felt guilty.

1:45:571:46:01

That's not true. I think it is.

1:46:021:46:04

Well, it's not. That's who I think you are.

1:46:041:46:06

Now if you don't mind...

1:46:091:46:11

I'm trying to have a quiet night in with my boyfriend.

1:46:111:46:14

Tea's up.

1:46:311:46:32

Naomi, we're going. No, I want a cup of tea.

1:46:341:46:36

We're going. No, let's sit down, have a nice little friendly chat.

1:46:361:46:39

I want to hear about your family. Naomi. We're not wanted here.

1:46:391:46:42

I'm thirsty and we've got a long journey. So just relax.

1:46:421:46:45

What's the matter with you? Nothing. Do you want this tea or not?

1:46:451:46:48

DOOR BELL RINGS

1:46:481:46:51

What have you done?

1:46:511:46:52

Nothing you don't deserve.

1:46:521:46:53

Carol, don't... Carol!

1:46:531:46:55

Don. Don, I'm really glad you could come.

1:46:581:47:01

Where's my money? It's here.

1:47:011:47:02

You got anything to say?

1:47:051:47:07

There's a spare cup of tea going, if you fancy it?

1:47:091:47:11

She's a married woman. We're supposed to be partners.

1:47:111:47:15

What's wrong with you?

1:47:151:47:16

I don't know, Don. Why don't you ask my ex?

1:47:181:47:19

I'm sure between the two of you, you can work it out.

1:47:191:47:22

Can you take this outside? I've got kids upstairs.

1:47:221:47:24

Don, we don't need him. Where's the rest?

1:47:241:47:26

He's got 20 grand on him.

1:47:261:47:27

Give it to me.

1:47:271:47:28

No, this is mine.

1:47:291:47:31

Take it off him.

1:47:311:47:32

No, this is my money. It's for my daughter. It's a gift. It's mine!

1:47:321:47:35

Don, it's mine!

1:47:351:47:37

HE GROANS

1:47:371:47:38

Clean him out.

1:47:401:47:41

In future, keep your hands out of other people's pockets,

1:47:441:47:48

off other men's wives.

1:47:481:47:50

Let's go.

1:47:501:47:52

You too.

1:47:521:47:54

David? Where're you going? David?

1:47:581:48:00

Nan?

1:48:001:48:01

Go back upstairs. Masood.

1:48:011:48:03

Come on you two. Up.

1:48:031:48:05

Leo's going to borrow your motor. Hope you don't mind.

1:48:061:48:08

Fine. Take it. But leave me that, Don.

1:48:081:48:11

It's my money, Don. It's for my daughter.

1:48:111:48:13

CAROL: David?

1:48:131:48:14

It's for my little girl. What are you doing? Leave him alone!

1:48:141:48:18

HE GROANS

1:48:181:48:19

You're killing him! Stop it!

1:48:221:48:24

Here. I won't leave with you nothing.

1:48:331:48:36

Call it severance pay.

1:48:421:48:43

ENGINE STARTS

1:48:491:48:51

David?

1:48:531:48:54

TYRES SCREECH

1:48:571:48:58

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