05/10/2013 EastEnders Omnibus


05/10/2013

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Oh, yes.

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You sure you're good to look after him again?

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Yep, I've got the whole day off.

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Kamil and Chacha, say "Chacha".

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Chacha.

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We're going to spend some quality time together,

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before the flight tomorrow, innit?

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OK, I'll leave you both to it, then.

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-OK, no rush. Say, "No rush."

-No rush.

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-You might want to pop in on Carol before your round.

-Carol?

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Well, in case you'd forgotten, there's a cuckoo in the nest.

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-Bye.

-Bye!

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-So does Mum know Granddad's here?

-Your mum's got enough to contend with.

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You seriously expect me and him to keep this a secret, don't you?

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-Bianca would be on the first train home. Is that's what you want?

-So why did he get beat up?

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-Never you mind.

-I bet he deserved it.

-DOORBELL RINGS

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Just eat your breakfast, the pair of you.

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-I thought you were at work?

-Yeah, I thought I'd walk the kids to school.

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No, no, no, Liam can do that. Tiff! Morgan! Come on, you're going to be late.

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-It's really not a problem.

-I thought you'd want to spend some time with Kamil.

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I do, but he's not going home till tomorrow. I can see you've got your hands full.

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-I can manage it. You've got to walk the kids to school, Liam. Come on.

-What? No way!

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-No, I never asked for this to happen.

-Why are you letting him stay?

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Well, it's just for a few more days.

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I thought it was only for the night.

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The man can barely walk.

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I mean, I can hardly throw him out on the street, can I?

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I mean, what would Bianca say?

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-You lost something, Mrs Branning?

-Yes, my church keys.

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Well, I mean, I ain't lost them. They're here somewhere.

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I just CAN'T remember where I put them.

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You are going to wear yourself out with all this fund-raising.

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Yes, well, people don't realise what the duties of a church warden are.

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I mean, it's defeated better people than me.

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-Ah.

-What was that?

-What?

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No, I've got to get to the launderette.

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And it would be a small help if you could clear up after yourself.

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-Hi.

-Hey.

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I just left you a message.

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-Oh, yeah, I was just about to call you.

-Yeah.

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I think I might have left my wristwatch...at yours, last night.

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-Oh, right.

-Maybe, like, under a pillow, or something.

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OK, I'll keep an eye out.

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Erm, I need to get Scarlett to nursery.

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-OK, well, yeah, I've got to crack on as well, so...

-OK.

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-Catch up later.

-Yeah.

-OK.

-OK.

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-Should be in hospital.

-Yeah, well, try telling David that.

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The man's been beaten up.

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I am perfectly capable of looking after him myself.

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Why do you bother? He never had time for us.

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-Yeah, that's not really helping, Whitney.

-Fine. I'll leave you to it.

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If you've got a problem with David being here...

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No, I haven't got a problem. It's your call.

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OK, well, as soon as he can manage it, he'll be out that door.

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Right.

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-See you.

-Bye.

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Hey, Mrs B! I'm loving your swagger today.

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Yes, well, I ain't got time to stop and chat.

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Oh, that church roof is certainly keeping you busy, eh?

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What are you implying?

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Nothing, I was just, you know, I was just saying that you must be close to that magic target.

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Yes, well, I ain't got all the figures, not off the top of me head, but...

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Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to open up the launderette.

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OK, Mrs B.

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Oh! So...you and Alice, huh?

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-What about us?

-Well, it was looking pretty promising

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when we left you in the Vic.

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And judging by that smile on your face...

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We went back to hers.

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-HE SHRIEKS AND GIGGLES

-You done the naughty!

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You the man. That's my boy, right there. That's my BOY!

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So, tell me, was it worth the wait?

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Huh? HUH? Come on, talk to me.

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Bruv, don't... Ah! You!

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I'm not really sure we did connect. It was all just a bit...

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What, predictable?

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Maybe I'm just expecting too much.

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Well, I suppose you have only got Michael to compare him to.

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Exactly.

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And I imagine Michael was a little less...conventional.

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I like Tamwar, I do, and he's sweet and he's caring...

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But the earth never moved.

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Mm-mm. I dunno, maybe we're just not compatible.

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-See you later.

-See you.

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-You're awake, then?

-Yeah, I heard the kids.

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-I thought you'd forgotten me.

-I've been busy.

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Here you are. Stick those up there, will ya?

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I put your shirt in to soak. You got blood on the collar.

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Ta.

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I must look like a right sight, don't I?

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I'm going to pop over the cafe and pick up my wages.

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Is there anything I can get you?

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Not unless you're paying.

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How are you feeling?

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-I've been worse.

-Right, well, you know what? You should really see a doctor.

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They'd only ask questions.

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-Well, let me just phone up the surgery and get you checked over.

-No!

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I don't want the police getting involved.

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-Yeah, well, I wonder why.

-Was that your friend at the door?

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Yeah, yeah, he often pops over first thing.

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Bet he's pleased I'm still here.

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Yeah, well, I told him you weren't staying long.

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-Well, it's a chance for me to get to know the family better, innit?

-Family?

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You've seen Bianca once in 16 years. You're a stranger to those kids.

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Well...we've all got some catching up to do then, ain't we?

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Well, don't you dare go making promises you can't keep. You'll only disappoint them.

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Nice to know you've got such faith in me, Carol(!)

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I might be letting you stay but that doesn't mean I've forgiven you.

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OK, so I messed up.

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You turned up on my doorstep with another man's wife!

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-I wanted to see Bianca.

-Oh, save it, David.

-I wanted to see you!

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You were going to buy our daughter off with stolen cash!

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You let a gang of thugs into my house!

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I meant what I said, Carol...

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I still love you.

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You just can't help yourself, can you?

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Trouble follows you wherever you go.

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Once upon a time that was just what you liked about me.

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Yeah, well...maybe I've grown up.

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There you go, all right? Your boy is going to love them.

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-Cheers, darling.

-You take care. All right.

-Ta-ta.

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-Fats.

-Yes, baby? Yes, baby?

-Have you spoken to Tamwar?

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Oh, man, I have not seen him so happy.

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That is...not good.

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Hey, listen, it took them a while to do the deed, yeah?

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But now he has there's not going to be no stopping him.

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-I wouldn't be so sure about that.

-What you talking about, baby?

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Alice mentioned there might be some issues.

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Issues?!

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In the bedroom department.

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Wait, are you saying that the lady didn't have a good time?

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She's convinced it's never going to work.

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Wow, this is seriously going to crush him.

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You know, Scorpio - Aquarius.

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I mean, it was always fraught with potential pitfalls.

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-Well, maybe I should say something to him, you know?

-Like what?

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"I hear you're a flop in bed?"

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-Somebody's got to burst his love bubble.

-Yeah, OK.

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I think that should be Alice.

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-I've got to go. I'll see you in a bit, yeah?

-OK.

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-You all right, Dot?

-Why shouldn't I be?

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I was only asking.

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Yes, well, I've got to get back. I'm snowed under today.

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-Rushed off me feet.

-Well, I've told you about doing too much.

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Well, certain people take advantage of my good nature.

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We talking about the church?

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"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

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You try to do a good deed and people don't see it that way.

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Sorry, sorry, you've lost me, Dot.

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It's Sharon. She asked me to babysit.

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I was ever so tired, you know,

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what with the carry on at St Cuthbert's.

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Right, so you've fallen out with Sharon? Why?

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Well, I shouldn't have shouted at Dennis.

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I mean, he used to be such a nice little boy

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and suddenly he's become quite a handful.

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I'm sure if you just said sorry...

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She won't even give me the time of day.

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Right, I'll talk to her.

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No, I'd rather you didn't interfere.

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Anyway, I've got to get back. I've got to compose me letter.

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You know, inform the parish council of me decision.

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What decision?

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Well, I'm going to tender my resignation...as a church warden.

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Nobody wants you to resign, Dot.

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Yes, well, I thought you'd be pleased.

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I just thought you should slow down a bit.

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Yes, well, I shall tell the vicar personally.

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That's if he ever deigns to answer my phone calls.

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-How much is this?

-£2, please.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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Do you fancy a drink after work or something?

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Depends on what time I finish.

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-OK, right.

-Erm...shall we play it by ear, yeah?

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-Yeah.

-OK.

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So, how's things with you and Alice?

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Yeah, I get the feeling she's avoiding me.

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Oh, OK, erm...

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OK, you know, how were...

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Is everything working, bro?

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-Did you actually just ask me that?

-No, no...

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YES, everything's working fine.

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Maybe she's playing hard to get, you know?

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Bit late for that.

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Yeah, well, you know, women, they like an air of mystery.

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Now that you've sampled the goods, you know...

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-and passed the gravy, you know...

-What? You think she's getting second thoughts?

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Alice? You and...

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No, mate, she is crazy about you.

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HE SIGHS

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Hey. You've left him on his own in the house?

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Well, he's hardly going to rob the place, is he?

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I wouldn't put it past him.

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Do you want to come round for some lunch?

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Er...

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..might be a bit crowded.

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David's laid up in bed.

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-I really should check on Kamil.

-Do you know what? It was a just a...

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But you know what? An hour wouldn't hurt.

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-OK.

-Yeah?

-I'll see you later, then.

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-Hey. You all right?

-Yeah. Busy.

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-OK.

-You?

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Yeah, good. All good.

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Good. Good.

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That's great. Cheers, Marie. Day off?

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-Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.

-Never stops, does it?

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-I've just come to get my wages.

-I'll catch you later.

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-I spoke to Dot earlier.

-Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. She said that you had words.

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-Well, she's only got herself to blame.

-She seemed very upset.

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Well, so was Denny, when Dot shouted at him.

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-I'm not saying that she's in the right...

-Good, cos you weren't there so...

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Look, Dot's not getting any younger.

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Maybe Dennis is just a bit too much for her.

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So now it's my fault, is it?

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You know that she's resigning as church warden?

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No, she never mentioned it.

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Well, bearing in mind you're not speaking to her...

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I was supposed to be helping with the fund-raising.

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Well, you know, she could do with a bit of support right now.

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Well, she knows where I am if she wants to apologise. See you later.

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See you.

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-Yeah? Have that.

-DOOR OPENS

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Yeah! Then we can play hide and seek, innit?

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Yeah!

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-Having fun?

-Huh?

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Yeah, Masood is round at Carol's. Lunch. Spraying his turf.

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You two losers are so loved up.

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There's too much testosterone in this house!

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-Yeah, we should be happy you're still single, then.

-Happily single.

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Then why are you going on dating sites?

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That doesn't necessarily mean I want a relationship.

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-It's too much like hard work.

-Yeah, I'm surprised you can remember.

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Hey, I'm just taking time out.

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Giving you two dweebs a chance at the dating game.

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If you want my advice, the voice of experience...

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That's not going to happen. Is that my lunch?

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Yeah, I thought he might be hungry.

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-Where does that leave me then?

-McKlunky's?

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-Bye. Say "bye".

-Bye.

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-I hope you're hungry.

-I'm starving.

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-'There you go.

-Oh, thanks.'

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Ah, this is nice!

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It's only a sandwich.

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Yeah, well, it's the thought that counts.

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Listen to that.

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(Silence.)

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No-one to bother us!

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Yeah, you're forgetting the invalid upstairs.

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-Just forget he's there.

-Yeah, I'm trying, believe me.

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I don't want him coming between us.

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He won't.

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CROCKERY SMASHES What's that?

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What are you playing at?

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-I was trying to move the tray.

-All right, well just leave it...

-Ah!

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What did I say? I'll go and get the first aid kit.

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OK, little fella, time to hit the swings...

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..one time round the park...

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..maybe an ice cream, for old times' sake...

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Hide and seek? Now you want to play.

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Kamil?

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I'm coming to get you... Boo!

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Kamil?

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Kamil?

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Kamil?

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Oh. Breathe.

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Breathe. This...isn't happening.

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-You should have called me.

-I didn't want to bother you.

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You're such hard work - do you know that?

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-Ow!

-Oh, don't be such a baby.

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-It stings!

-All right, well, keep still.

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He cut himself.

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-Stupid.

-It's all right. We were just having lunch.

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I do seem to keep ruining your intimate moments, don't I?

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-You'll live.

-Right old mess.

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Well, at least you've got Carol to run round after you.

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Don't worry. As soon as I'm mended, I'll be out of your hair.

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Let's hope you get well soon.

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I'll be down in a minute.

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Masood.

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Mm.

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Don't get too comfortable.

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KAMIL?

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Yo. What's going on, bruv?

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Kamil. Have you seen him?

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No. Not since this morning.

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I left him for, like, five minutes, the door was open...

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-You are not telling me...?

-I've lost him.

-Oh, my...

-Kamil?

-Kamil?

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Leave that, I'll do it. Sorry about lunch.

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He really picks his moments, doesn't he?

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Yeah, well, at least he's on the mend.

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He's playing you, Carol.

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What, you think I'm too stupid to see that?

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Maybe you're just used to him taking advantage.

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-Are you saying you don't trust me?

-It's HIM I don't trust.

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Did you pop round this morning to help out or were you checking up?

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-Can you tell me there's nothing between you?

-It's finished.

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All right? Whatever we had is history.

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I'm not about to share you.

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In a few more days he'll be gone.

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-Why would Kamil run away?

-I don't know! I thought he liked me.

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-What did you say to him?

-We were talking about him flying home,

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we were going to go to the park, I went upstairs...

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-You know what, it's time to phone Masood, bruv.

-Yeah.

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No. Kamil's gone missing! How can I tell Masood?

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-He can't have gone far.

-WHERE is he then?

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I don't know. Maybe somebody else has found him?

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Hey, Whit! Whit, sweetheart, You haven't found Kamil, have you?

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-Found...? Have you lost him?

-Yes.

-No! Sort of.

-Calm down.

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I'm CALM, OK?

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-When was the last time you saw him?

-At home.

-In the house.

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Wait, you have checked the house, innit?

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Seriously?

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There we go. Lovely. I'll see you in a couple of weeks, yeah? Bye.

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So I'm seeing Tam later in the Vic, for a drink.

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-I'm sure he knows something's up.

-Why? You been avoiding him?

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I really don't want to hurt him.

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Alice, this morning Fats was telling me how happy Tam was.

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Oh, really?

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It wouldn't surprise me if Tam's told half the Square already.

0:18:510:18:54

-It's never going to work.

-You haven't given it a chance, yet.

0:18:540:18:57

-We've haven't got anything in common.

-Er, yes, you have.

0:18:570:18:59

You both like Westerns...

0:18:590:19:01

you both like processed cheese...

0:19:010:19:03

and also chatting away for hours about absolutely nothing.

0:19:030:19:08

Oh, I don't know what to do.

0:19:090:19:10

Just don't be hasty, OK? You don't want to regret anything.

0:19:100:19:15

-Well, it would really make me happy if you were there later, in the Vic.

-Me?

0:19:150:19:18

Yeah, I could just do with some moral support. Please.

0:19:180:19:23

Do you just want to go over.

0:19:230:19:24

If it's an apology you're after...

0:19:340:19:36

..you've wasted your journey.

0:19:370:19:39

Maybe I overreacted.

0:19:410:19:42

-Anything?

-No, he's not out the back.

-No sign of him upstairs.

0:19:470:19:50

-I'm calling the police.

-OK, wait, wait, wait, all right?

0:19:500:19:52

Let's just chill out and think this through carefully.

0:19:520:19:55

I can't even look after a three-year-old child!

0:19:550:19:57

Look, think, is there anywhere that he might be?

0:19:570:20:00

Don't you think I would have looked?

0:20:000:20:02

OK. Panic over.

0:20:020:20:05

Ohh!

0:20:070:20:08

Why did you hide from me?

0:20:110:20:13

-I don't want to go home.

-You don't want to go home. Why not?

0:20:150:20:19

I want to stay with Chacha.

0:20:190:20:21

You want to stay with Chacha?

0:20:210:20:24

Chacha's going to miss you too.

0:20:280:20:30

I'm sorry, Sharon, I shouldn't have shouted.

0:20:360:20:40

Shouldn't have lost me temper.

0:20:400:20:42

"Refrain from anger, turn away from wrath!" That's Psalm 37, verse eight.

0:20:420:20:49

Well, you can get a bit protective when it comes to your kids.

0:20:490:20:51

I know it's hard for you, bringing up a child on your own.

0:20:510:20:55

I mean, look at me, my Nick.

0:20:550:20:57

Denny can get a bit boisterous, I suppose.

0:20:570:21:00

Well, that's one way of putting it.

0:21:000:21:02

Look, why don't we put this behind us, yeah?

0:21:020:21:04

Oh, I'd really like to.

0:21:040:21:06

You know, it's not good to dwell on things...

0:21:060:21:08

Well, you know me, Sharon, I ain't one to bear a grudge.

0:21:080:21:12

Dot, Carol told me you were resigning.

0:21:120:21:15

I thought you liked being church warden.

0:21:150:21:18

Tell you the truth...it's nearly been the death of me.

0:21:180:21:21

Why didn't you call me if you needed some help?

0:21:210:21:25

Look, just sleep on it, eh, Dot?

0:21:250:21:27

That's the trouble - I ain't been sleeping.

0:21:270:21:30

You make a better job of running things than anyone I know.

0:21:300:21:33

Look, we can work through this list together, can't we?

0:21:330:21:35

That's very kind of you, Sharon...

0:21:350:21:38

but I've already come to my decision.

0:21:380:21:41

I mean, the people of Walford, they ain't well disposed to charity.

0:21:410:21:44

Too busy with their own concerns, I suppose.

0:21:440:21:47

-What about a garage sale?

-I ain't got a garage.

0:21:470:21:50

No, jumble, bric-a-brac - we could get the whole Square involved.

0:21:500:21:54

-Make a day of it.

-The church reaching out to the community.

0:21:540:21:58

Well, we'll have to start delegating and maybe Denny can help.

0:21:580:22:01

-Give you both a chance to be friends again.

-Oh, I say.

0:22:010:22:04

You might even bag a bargain, eh?

0:22:040:22:06

Well, I shall have to inform the vicar first, of course. PHONE RINGS

0:22:060:22:10

Dorothy Branning.

0:22:140:22:16

Talk of the devil!

0:22:180:22:19

Vicar, I was hoping you would call.

0:22:190:22:22

Yes, yes, I did leave an urgent message.

0:22:220:22:25

Well, I wanted to discuss the new fund-raising idea.

0:22:250:22:29

I thought I could share it at tomorrow night's meeting.

0:22:290:22:33

-Granddad!

-Granddad!

-Hey!

0:22:340:22:37

-We made you a get-well card.

-I want to show him!

0:22:370:22:39

Careful! Careful, careful, I'm fragile!

0:22:390:22:42

-All right? How was school?

-Same as usual.

0:22:450:22:48

Is that supposed to be me?

0:22:530:22:55

All beaten up.

0:22:570:22:59

Are those men going to come back?

0:22:590:23:01

No, darling, no.

0:23:010:23:03

Not with Nana Carol to beat them up, eh? Eh?

0:23:030:23:06

Right, kids, tea's on the table.

0:23:090:23:11

Thank you.

0:23:110:23:12

-Can we come and see you later?

-Course you can - if you behave yourself.

0:23:120:23:17

Ta-ta.

0:23:170:23:18

She's got you well trained.

0:23:220:23:24

Oh, you know Carol.

0:23:250:23:27

Yeah. Better than anyone.

0:23:270:23:29

Bothers you, doesn't it? Me being around.

0:23:320:23:34

Your reputation precedes you.

0:23:360:23:38

I let her down, yes.

0:23:380:23:40

-We both know she deserves better.

-Yeah, that's where I come in.

0:23:410:23:45

Well, I'm pleased she's found someone so reliable.

0:23:450:23:47

-If you think I'm going to let you hurt her again...

-I mean it.

0:23:470:23:51

It's nice to see you're making a go of things.

0:23:520:23:56

As soon as you can walk, you're out that door.

0:23:560:23:58

That's up to her.

0:23:580:24:00

Why don't you just do the decent thing, for once in your life?

0:24:000:24:04

I'll try not to ruin the party.

0:24:040:24:05

-Good.

-There's just one little problem...

0:24:050:24:09

She does have a habit of falling in love with me.

0:24:110:24:13

Ah, Tam the man! Wha' gwan, fam?

0:24:200:24:23

Alice asked me here for a drink. Apparently she wants to talk.

0:24:230:24:27

OK...all right.

0:24:280:24:31

She hasn't even mentioned last night yet.

0:24:310:24:33

-All right, boys? Darling.

-Hey, babe.

0:24:350:24:37

-Shall I get us a drink, yeah?

-Yeah.

0:24:370:24:40

-You all right?

-Hey.

0:24:440:24:46

-Can I have a Coke and a beer, please?

-Yeah, sure.

-Ta.

0:24:460:24:49

What are you going to do?

0:24:510:24:53

I think I'm just going to tell him it's not working out.

0:24:530:24:55

You're going to break his little heart.

0:24:550:24:57

I know, but at least I'm being honest.

0:24:570:25:00

Are you? Really?

0:25:000:25:03

Look, Tamwar isn't Michael, OK?

0:25:030:25:07

-And you're never going to be with Michael.

-You don't know that.

0:25:070:25:10

And if you keep putting Michael on this ridiculous pedestal,

0:25:100:25:14

Tamwar doesn't stand a chance.

0:25:140:25:16

Really?

0:25:200:25:21

No-one is ever going to stand a chance, OK?

0:25:210:25:23

And you are never going to be happy.

0:25:230:25:25

Trust me, Alice, I think you could do a lot worse.

0:25:260:25:29

What about the... You know.

0:25:350:25:38

Well, maybe you just need to work on it.

0:25:390:25:41

You know what they say, practice makes perfect.

0:25:410:25:44

You don't think...

0:25:460:25:47

The... The scars - they were bound to put her off.

0:25:500:25:54

What? Alice? No, no, no!

0:25:540:25:58

You push that idea way out your head.

0:25:580:26:01

-Why is there suddenly a problem?

-Maybe...

-There you go, darling.

0:26:010:26:05

Sorry. Girl talk.

0:26:050:26:07

Tam...

0:26:110:26:13

Kat and Michael are actually out tonight.

0:26:130:26:15

So, I don't know, maybe we could skip these and go back to mine.

0:26:150:26:19

Yeah, I can do that. Yeah.

0:26:220:26:24

-See you later.

-Bye.

0:26:350:26:37

Babe, what just happened?

0:26:420:26:44

She just changed her mind. You know, woman's prerogative.

0:26:440:26:47

MASOOD: OK, well, I'll try and pop into the cafe before we go.

0:26:580:27:01

-CAROL:

-All right. Bye-bye, darling.

0:27:010:27:03

-Bye-bye. See you.

-See you later.

0:27:030:27:06

I can come round tonight and cook, if you like.

0:27:070:27:10

It's a bit of a houseful still, isn't it?

0:27:100:27:12

Yeah, but you need someone to look after you -

0:27:120:27:14

-not the other way round.

-Look, we've been through this.

0:27:140:27:17

-I can't chuck him out, the state he's in.

-You've done more than he deserves already.

0:27:170:27:20

Hasn't he got friends he can go to?

0:27:200:27:22

He can't move. He's still up to his eyeballs in painkillers.

0:27:220:27:25

HE STRAINS

0:27:300:27:34

-CAROL:

-We're all going to miss you.

0:27:340:27:36

-Come on.

-Bye.

0:27:380:27:40

-See ya.

-Bye. >

0:27:420:27:44

Morning.

0:28:030:28:05

Hey! What are you doing up out of bed?

0:28:050:28:07

Spent too long up there already.

0:28:070:28:09

No fun on your own.

0:28:090:28:11

-Here you are, I need some more of those.

-Well, you look awful.

-Oh, thank you.

0:28:110:28:14

Sit down. I was going to bring you some tea up.

0:28:140:28:17

His nibs not around this morning?

0:28:170:28:19

No, his little boy's going to Pakistan today.

0:28:190:28:22

Oh, right.

0:28:220:28:23

-Oh, look, he's up.

-Hello, Whitney.

0:28:250:28:27

-There's some toast here, if you want it.

-Yeah, cheers.

0:28:270:28:30

-There you go.

-You going soon then or what?

0:28:300:28:33

Whitney...

0:28:330:28:35

Sorry, she's just really sensitive.

0:28:350:28:38

She's got every right to be, I suppose.

0:28:380:28:41

Right, there you go.

0:28:410:28:43

Carol, I don't... I don't want to cause any problems.

0:28:430:28:46

It's fine.

0:28:460:28:48

I'll make tracks later, yeah?

0:28:480:28:51

What? Where would you go?

0:28:510:28:53

I got friends I can call.

0:28:530:28:56

Right. Well, if you're sure,

0:28:560:28:58

it would be easier, yeah.

0:28:580:29:01

Kids, you coming for breakfast?

0:29:030:29:05

You know, I don't know what you did,

0:29:110:29:13

but it has worked a treat for Tam and Alice.

0:29:130:29:15

Oh, well, you know,

0:29:150:29:16

she just needed to see him in a new light, you know?

0:29:160:29:18

Open her mind to new possibilities.

0:29:180:29:21

-Aren't you clever?

-Yeah.

0:29:210:29:23

Erm, but, look, all this playing Cupid has got me thinking.

0:29:230:29:27

Yeah? About what?

0:29:270:29:29

About us. I might have a surprise for you later.

0:29:290:29:33

What type of surprise?

0:29:330:29:35

Let's just say they're not the only couple moving things up a gear.

0:29:350:29:40

Oh... OK. O...K.

0:29:420:29:45

-See you later.

-Yes, you will.

0:29:450:29:47

HE LAUGHS

0:29:470:29:49

Ow!

0:29:540:29:56

-It's meant to hurt. Keep still.

-It stings. Sorry. Sorry.

0:29:560:29:59

It doesn't look infected. Yet.

0:29:590:30:02

-Right little nurse, aren't you?

-Doctor.

0:30:020:30:04

-She's just seen it on TV.

-Don't knock it.

0:30:040:30:07

Your temperature's better.

0:30:070:30:08

-Can you walk us to school, then?

-I don't think so.

0:30:080:30:11

I want to show him my classroom.

0:30:110:30:13

You can come to my assembly on Friday!

0:30:130:30:15

-I don't think I'm going to be here then.

-Why not?

0:30:150:30:17

Well, it's been very kind of you to put me up and that,

0:30:170:30:20

but I have caused enough trouble already, ain't I?

0:30:200:30:22

-I've got to go back to my own home.

-The one with the pool in Spain?

0:30:220:30:25

Mmm-hmm. Fingers crossed.

0:30:250:30:27

I'm going to be heading off tonight.

0:30:290:30:31

Tiff?

0:30:380:30:39

-Hi, Dot.

-Look at all this.

0:30:410:30:45

Anybody would think we've got the three-day week back again.

0:30:450:30:47

-Popped into the Vic last night.

-Oh, did you?

0:30:470:30:49

-Asked people to leave stuff for the fund-raising sale.

-Oh, I say.

0:30:490:30:53

SHARON LAUGHS

0:30:530:30:55

Yeah, I suppose it's not for us to question

0:30:550:30:57

some people's idea of charity.

0:30:570:30:59

We ain't going to raise much with all this rubbish.

0:30:590:31:01

-Oh, vintage collectibles, please, Dot.

-Vintage what?

0:31:010:31:04

I reckon we could make 200 quid here.

0:31:040:31:07

Oh, 200 quid?

0:31:070:31:09

Well, added to what I've got, that'll be £2,000.

0:31:090:31:12

Oh, they can buy a lorry-load of new slates with that.

0:31:120:31:15

-Vicar's not going to know what's hit him, is he?

-No!

0:31:150:31:17

-Come on, let's get it in. Right result, innit, eh?

-Thank you, Sharon.

0:31:170:31:22

Don't be silly. You knew Granddad wasn't going to be staying for long.

0:31:220:31:26

Come on, it's nearly half past, you're going to be late.

0:31:260:31:29

If you don't go to school, young lady,

0:31:350:31:36

you're not going to pass your exams. And if you don't pass your exams,

0:31:360:31:39

you're not going to be able to go to college

0:31:390:31:41

and be a real nurse...or a doctor.

0:31:410:31:44

And who's going to look after me

0:31:440:31:46

when I've got me grey hair and me walking stick, eh?

0:31:460:31:49

You need one of them now.

0:31:490:31:50

Whoa! You'd better get a move on, then. Come on.

0:31:500:31:52

-What you crying about?

-I ain't crying!

0:31:570:32:00

So, you off, then?

0:32:000:32:02

Yeah. I'm going tonight. You going to be in for your tea?

0:32:020:32:04

I don't know.

0:32:040:32:06

Shame I can't take you all out for a meal to say thanks, eh?

0:32:080:32:11

We could cook here!

0:32:110:32:12

Well, it's a lot of trouble, innit? Load of mess everywhere...

0:32:120:32:17

-We won't make a mess.

-Please! Please, can we?

0:32:170:32:20

-It's up to Nana Carol.

-Nana, please, can we?

0:32:220:32:25

Oh, go on.

0:32:250:32:27

-I'll see you later.

-Come on. Give us a cuddle.

0:32:280:32:31

-See you later.

-Bye.

-Bye. Smile!

0:32:310:32:34

Morning, Carol.

0:32:380:32:39

Could you or Whitney help me with this stall for the church roof?

0:32:390:32:42

-Oh, yeah.

-Hello, stranger.

0:32:420:32:44

What's happened to you?

0:32:450:32:46

Long story. Looking good, Sharon.

0:32:460:32:49

You ain't changed a bit.

0:32:490:32:50

You've forgotten the perm, then? HE LAUGHS

0:32:500:32:53

Yeah. Lots of things I've tried to forget.

0:32:530:32:55

So, how's your brother?

0:32:550:32:57

All right, yeah, last time I spoke to him.

0:32:570:32:59

Oh, right. He's in Auckland, isn't he? Living the dream.

0:32:590:33:02

You could say that. Wasn't mine, though, Sharon.

0:33:020:33:05

Ian's back in a few days.

0:33:050:33:07

Not to worry. I'm leaving tonight.

0:33:070:33:10

-Aren't I?

-Oh, right.

0:33:100:33:12

Whit's off today, so I'll get her to help out, yeah?

0:33:130:33:16

Oh, that'd be great.

0:33:160:33:17

Well, if you want to make yourself useful -

0:33:170:33:19

I'm sure you can bring in a few punters.

0:33:190:33:21

-Looking like this?

-Never too late for a bit of charity, David.

0:33:210:33:24

Really?

0:33:240:33:26

Nice to see you, Sharon. Ta-ta.

0:33:260:33:29

-(What's he done to himself?

-Don't ask.)

0:33:290:33:31

I'll have a word with Whit.

0:33:310:33:33

-Tiff'll be all right.

-She's grown up so fast, ain't she?

-Yeah.

0:33:450:33:49

-Be a teenager before we know it.

-Hmm.

0:33:490:33:52

Where do the years go, eh?

0:33:530:33:56

Help yourself to the phone.

0:33:560:33:58

Well, I heard that Carol let him in the house.

0:34:020:34:05

They could do with a bit of a wash.

0:34:050:34:06

Well, I heard he was back for Pat's funeral.

0:34:060:34:08

Oh, I reckon he drove that poor woman to an early grave.

0:34:080:34:11

Well, nothing would surprise me about those Wicks boys.

0:34:110:34:13

-Hardly boys now, Sharon.

-David Wicks?

0:34:130:34:16

You shouldn't be earwigging, young man.

0:34:160:34:19

What's he like?

0:34:190:34:21

Well, he could charm the birds out of the trees.

0:34:210:34:24

And break their hearts.

0:34:240:34:25

Con man, that's what he was. Beelzebub in a cheap suit.

0:34:250:34:29

Devil always has the best tunes, eh, Dot?

0:34:290:34:31

Oh, well, I ain't saying that I don't like him -

0:34:310:34:33

just that I don't trust him.

0:34:330:34:34

Anyway, I'll be back at one,

0:34:340:34:36

and don't forget we've got that committee meeting at five o'clock.

0:34:360:34:39

Dot, where are you going?

0:34:390:34:41

Some of us have got jobs to go to.

0:34:410:34:43

Oh, is he still around? Well, that might work out.

0:34:470:34:50

Oh, just a sec, mate, hang on.

0:34:500:34:53

-I know it's not much, but it'll tide you over.

-No, no.

-Come on.

0:34:530:34:55

No, Carol. I'm not taking your money.

0:34:550:34:57

All right, OK. All right, well, I'll see you later.

0:34:570:35:01

All right.

0:35:010:35:03

Sorry, mate, where were we?

0:35:030:35:04

Look, we ain't even been on a proper holiday yet.

0:35:100:35:13

Maybe it's a little mini break. You know, girls love that, right?

0:35:130:35:15

So, you're going on a dirty weekend.

0:35:150:35:17

Hey! Pete, bruv! This is Poppy we're talking about, all right?

0:35:170:35:20

-She's a lady.

-Yeah, exactly.

0:35:200:35:21

Well, most of the time, anyway!

0:35:210:35:23

Oh, look, here she is, my little tooth fairy.

0:35:230:35:25

-Right, I'm going to go, mate.

-Love, bruv, you take it easy.

0:35:250:35:28

-Hey, baby.

-Hey, so, I popped into the bank.

0:35:280:35:32

The bank?

0:35:320:35:33

Forget renting. We can buy. Look, shared ownership.

0:35:330:35:37

Means we'd only need a mortgage for 30%. And look at them,

0:35:370:35:41

they are beautiful - two-bedroom, new-build,

0:35:410:35:44

garden's, like, big enough for a dog.

0:35:440:35:46

Where's this?

0:35:460:35:47

In Hemel. Now, look, we'd need five grand.

0:35:470:35:49

We've already got the 1,500 that was going to be on the rental deposit.

0:35:490:35:53

I reckon we stop drinking, like, midweek,

0:35:530:35:55

we'd have enough within a year.

0:35:550:35:57

Yeah, but, babe, we're supposed to be getting a flat HERE.

0:35:570:36:00

Yeah, I know, but now we don't have to.

0:36:000:36:02

And I know it does mean a lot of sacrifices, but, you know,

0:36:020:36:05

that's what we were talking about anyway, weren't it? You know,

0:36:050:36:08

making those sacrifices together, you know, growing up as a couple.

0:36:080:36:11

-Just slow down.

-Just think, right,

0:36:110:36:12

some of these master bedrooms have en suites!

0:36:120:36:15

-SHE SQUEALS

-Can you imagine?!

0:36:150:36:18

-You two ready?

-Oh, yeah, one sec.

0:36:180:36:19

Sorry, told Sharon we'd give her a hand with the stall.

0:36:190:36:22

Cheers, Poppy. Looking good, innit?

0:36:220:36:24

1.70, thank you. You all right?

0:36:240:36:27

Hiya. Can you give me two of whatever has the most sugar in?

0:36:270:36:31

Cab's on its way. Syed's going to meet us at the airport.

0:36:310:36:34

Well, I've got some news that might cheer you up.

0:36:340:36:36

-Oh, yeah?

-David's off today.

0:36:360:36:40

Really?

0:36:400:36:42

Good as gold. Didn't even have to ask him.

0:36:420:36:44

Right.

0:36:460:36:47

I thought you'd be pleased.

0:36:470:36:49

I am. I am.

0:36:490:36:50

I just thought he might put up more of a fight, that's all.

0:36:500:36:54

What do you mean?

0:36:540:36:55

-Nothing.

-Has he said something?

0:36:550:36:58

Look, just forget it. I'm glad he's on the mend, all right?

0:36:580:37:03

-There you go. See you later.

-See ya.

0:37:030:37:05

Lots of bargains! Come on, have a look.

0:37:050:37:07

We have got the whole set of James Bond films on VHS, only £10.

0:37:070:37:12

Go on, mate, treat the Mrs for a good night in.

0:37:120:37:14

We've got some gorgeous dresses - all vintage.

0:37:140:37:17

It's a lavatory roll cover, you see. Pretty, isn't she?

0:37:170:37:21

I mean, you don't see them much nowadays, I don't know why.

0:37:210:37:25

-How much?

-40p.

-I'll give you 10.

0:37:250:37:28

-20?

-OK.

0:37:280:37:30

Sharon, I've made a sale!

0:37:300:37:32

Oh! All this negotiating is quite exhausting. Don't stop now, Sharon!

0:37:320:37:38

You know, the stall will need restocking at the rate we're going.

0:37:380:37:41

-Oh, hello there.

-Hello.

0:37:410:37:43

Can I interest you in a set of hair rollers, madam?

0:37:430:37:46

-Nearly new.

-Possibly.

0:37:460:37:49

Oh, hi, Tam.

0:37:490:37:50

Yeah. You better hope Lister doesn't find out about this.

0:37:500:37:54

-You're not going to tell him, are you?

-Well...

0:37:540:37:56

Hey, bruv, we'll only be an hour, all right?

0:37:560:37:59

And we'll keep it down.

0:37:590:38:01

OK, maybe I can let it slip - this time.

0:38:010:38:04

Are you guys going to the pub later? Maybe R&R, as well.

0:38:050:38:08

The R&R? Alice, what've you done to my boy Tamwar?!

0:38:080:38:11

-It's just a couple of drinks.

-Yeah, man, I'm in.

0:38:110:38:14

-Fats!

-What, baby?

0:38:140:38:16

It all sounds lovely,

0:38:160:38:17

but me and Fats won't be able to make it this evening.

0:38:170:38:21

We're, erm... Well, we've actually got a bit of an announcement.

0:38:210:38:25

-We're saving to buy a house!

-Amazing!

0:38:250:38:27

Yeah, I'm so excited.

0:38:270:38:29

-We haven't really spoken about it yet, properly, you know...

-Yeah, I know, babes, I know.

0:38:290:38:32

-But we'll talk about it tonight, yeah?

-Yeah...

0:38:320:38:34

-Alice, you would not believe how many different...

-Babes?

0:38:340:38:37

-..bathroom finishes there are.

-Pops? Babe?

0:38:370:38:41

Congratulations.

0:38:410:38:42

You're back early.

0:39:000:39:01

-What did you say to Masood?

-Hmm?

0:39:010:39:03

You said something. I mean, he's a bit cagey about it, but you obviously got to him.

0:39:030:39:07

-I don't know what you're talking about.

-Don't lie to me.

-I'm not lying!

0:39:070:39:10

You can't resist stirring, can you?

0:39:100:39:12

I mean, seeing me happy is like an invitation to start meddling.

0:39:120:39:14

Is that what you think, Carol?

0:39:140:39:16

That I'm just back here to mess things up?

0:39:160:39:19

He's a decent bloke. You're lucky to have found him.

0:39:190:39:22

-What've you got there?

-No, it...

-Give it. Come on.

0:39:230:39:27

Oh.

0:39:270:39:30

-I wish I'd seen her.

-Yeah.

0:39:300:39:32

-There's a lot of things I needed to say.

-Yeah, well, it's probably best to leave all that now.

0:39:320:39:37

In a few months, you can come back and visit. Maybe.

0:39:380:39:41

I won't be back, Carol.

0:39:420:39:43

So you got your surprise, then, eh?

0:39:540:39:56

Mmm.

0:39:560:39:58

-It was nice of her to plan it out for you.

-Yeah.

0:39:580:40:02

She's got it all sorted, ain't she? All the little details.

0:40:020:40:05

You know what girls are like, mate.

0:40:050:40:08

I mean, she didn't have to ask you, did she?

0:40:090:40:11

It's like she knows exactly what you're dreaming of.

0:40:110:40:15

I mean, it's not like it's her dream

0:40:150:40:18

and she's pushing you into it... Is it?

0:40:180:40:20

Yo, mate, you know what? This is a nightmare, man.

0:40:220:40:24

She just sprung this on me from nowhere...

0:40:240:40:26

What did you say to her?

0:40:260:40:27

You know, I keep trying to talk to her, brother, but she won't listen!

0:40:270:40:30

-Do you still want to live with her?

-Well, yeah, of course I do. But I'm more like, you know,

0:40:300:40:34

east London, no further than the docks

0:40:340:40:36

-and she's more like countryside.

-Mmm.

0:40:360:40:39

You know, I do love her, mate.

0:40:390:40:40

But, you know, I think to myself,

0:40:400:40:42

if she can make a major decision like that without talking to me,

0:40:420:40:45

how many little ones has she made, you know?

0:40:450:40:47

What you going to do?

0:40:470:40:50

I don't know.

0:40:500:40:51

I think you should talk to her, mate.

0:40:520:40:54

Today.

0:40:540:40:56

I'll see you later, all right?

0:40:560:40:58

All right, brother.

0:40:580:41:00

-House'll be quiet.

-Mmm.

-And clean.

0:41:050:41:08

You know I found a mashed banana in my shoe the other day?

0:41:080:41:11

Oh, yeah. Kids, eh? Animals.

0:41:110:41:14

All right. Let's say goodbye to Tam and Chacha.

0:41:140:41:18

-Bye, Tamwar.

-Bye.

0:41:180:41:21

OK. Say, "Bye, Chacha."

0:41:210:41:23

Bye, Chacha. Bye-bye.

0:41:230:41:24

Come on, give him a hug.

0:41:240:41:26

-All right, come on. We're going to miss that plane!

-Yeah, OK.

0:41:280:41:32

We better get going.

0:41:320:41:34

Is the taxi going to drive?

0:41:340:41:35

Yeah. We'll be back by seven.

0:41:350:41:38

Yeah. Go on, sit down.

0:41:490:41:51

I think I am ambitious,

0:41:560:41:58

I definitely want to carry on working,

0:41:580:42:00

but, you know, I also want to do

0:42:000:42:02

all the, like, domestic goddess stuff.

0:42:020:42:05

Oh, Mrs B, you didn't have to worry about any of this, did you?

0:42:050:42:08

I beg your pardon, we all worked,

0:42:080:42:09

but we didn't call it being a "domestic goddess" -

0:42:090:42:12

we called it "putting food on the table".

0:42:120:42:14

You know what? We will be near my parents,

0:42:140:42:16

so they can help with childcare, you know, when the time comes.

0:42:160:42:20

Sorry, Mrs B. Sorry. Can you come here for a minute?

0:42:210:42:24

-One second. One second, come here. Listen.

-What?

0:42:240:42:26

Your parents? Are you serious?

0:42:260:42:28

Don't worry, I'm not planning on getting pregnant yet.

0:42:280:42:31

It.. It's not that. But I thought you liked living in London.

0:42:310:42:34

Aw, darling, that's really sweet,

0:42:340:42:36

but it's just way too pricey, isn't it?

0:42:360:42:38

-You know, this just makes way more sense.

-Not for me!

0:42:380:42:40

-Actually, you know, my friend Katy was thinking about buying in Hemel.

-Babe...

0:42:400:42:44

-You remember her and Jamie, right?

-Yeah.

0:42:440:42:46

With the golden retriever called Marley, you know, like in the film?

0:42:460:42:49

-Listen, what I'm trying to say...

-It's three o'clock!

0:42:490:42:52

I told Sadie I'd be back at half two...

0:42:520:42:54

I'll, erm... I'll see you later, yeah? Love you.

0:42:540:42:56

Where they going? Where's Whitney?

0:42:560:42:59

-She had to go and collect Tiff and Morgan.

-Oh, great!

0:42:590:43:01

Look, I'm sorry, Sharon, but I've got to go, I'm starving.

0:43:010:43:05

-Sharon, it's tea time.

-Too right, Dot.

0:43:050:43:08

I won't be long.

0:43:080:43:09

-Right, next, add a pinch of oregano.

-How much is a pinch?

0:43:140:43:18

-I don't know. Just go for it, I reckon.

-Yeah.

-Yeah!

0:43:180:43:22

-Morgan!

-And we need some tomato puree. Here you are, Tiff.

0:43:220:43:25

-Dollop of that in there.

-Delicious!

0:43:250:43:28

-Hello, Liam. How was your day?

-All right.

0:43:280:43:31

Dinner's nearly ready.

0:43:310:43:33

Liam... Hey...

0:43:330:43:35

Listen... Look, I know it's a bit odd having me around.

0:43:370:43:42

You do know what happened with me and your nan's...

0:43:430:43:45

-Yeah, well, it's over now, isn't it?

-Yeah, exactly.

0:43:450:43:48

What you making for dinner?

0:43:490:43:51

Spag bol. That be all right?

0:43:510:43:53

Yeah, well, Morgan still prefers chicken nuggets

0:43:530:43:56

and Tiff won't eat anything with burnt bits on it.

0:43:560:43:58

You're good with them kids, ain't you?

0:43:580:44:01

-Especially with your mum being away an' all.

-Someone's had to be.

0:44:010:44:04

Come and give us a hand, yeah? I'd like us to part on good terms -

0:44:040:44:07

-be mates and that, yeah?

-Liam. Ready?

0:44:070:44:10

-Yeah.

-Where you going?

0:44:100:44:11

-McKlunky's.

-But dinner's ready!

0:44:110:44:14

Might all be down McKlunky's once we've had this pasta.

0:44:160:44:19

Where we up to? Let's have a taste.

0:44:210:44:23

Come on, let Granddad have a taste.

0:44:230:44:25

OK, I'll see you later. Bye. Bye.

0:44:250:44:29

Oh... What are you doing here?

0:44:310:44:33

Erm, this... This whole house thing...

0:44:330:44:36

There's a couple of things we need to talk about.

0:44:360:44:39

Erm, can we talk about it later?

0:44:390:44:41

It's just that you haven't spoken to me about ANY of it.

0:44:410:44:43

Babe, we've got our whole lives to talk about it, OK?

0:44:430:44:46

By the time we move in, you'll be sick to death of talking about it.

0:44:460:44:48

-Yeah, but you're not listening to what I'm try...

-Babe, don't be needy, OK?

0:44:480:44:52

I am listening to you, but I'm working, all right?

0:44:520:44:55

-PHONE RINGS

-Take a look at that, yeah?

0:44:550:44:57

That'll keep you busy till later, yeah? Hello, Beauty.

0:44:570:45:00

Cheers, mate. Thank you.

0:45:020:45:04

Better hope your old man don't find you in here.

0:45:050:45:08

Yeah, all right. I'm just, you know, checking out the competition.

0:45:080:45:10

Right. Can I get a chicken burger and large chips, please?

0:45:100:45:13

Erm, same, thanks. Reckon we should have stayed?

0:45:130:45:18

What, and wait around for David to worm his way

0:45:180:45:20

back into people's good books?

0:45:200:45:22

-Did you see the way he was with Tiff this morning?

-Yeah, but, I don't know,

0:45:220:45:25

I think he's actually sorry about all that with Nan.

0:45:250:45:27

No, he's not. He's playing a game.

0:45:270:45:29

And people are falling for it.

0:45:290:45:31

Yeah, well, I know someone who won't fall for it - my dad.

0:45:310:45:34

David Wicks is like a swear word in my house.

0:45:350:45:38

Don't tell me, did he nick his first girlfriend or something?

0:45:380:45:41

Erm... Yeah, you could say that.

0:45:410:45:44

What?

0:45:440:45:45

You seriously don't know what happened?

0:45:450:45:48

Where's Whit and Liam?

0:45:510:45:52

They popped out. They'll be back later.

0:45:520:45:54

Liam's had a tricky year, you know?

0:45:540:45:57

It's fine.

0:45:570:45:58

So, this is nice.

0:45:580:46:00

Mmm.

0:46:000:46:02

Lovely.

0:46:020:46:04

Right, dig in.

0:46:040:46:07

Is it meant to taste like this?

0:46:130:46:15

I don't think so.

0:46:150:46:17

How much of that stuff did you put in?

0:46:170:46:19

Tastes like toothpaste!

0:46:190:46:21

-I love it.

-You can have mine, then.

0:46:210:46:23

-Just eat it, come on.

-Lesson in life, Morgan.

0:46:230:46:26

-Next time, we leave the cooking to the girls.

-David!

0:46:260:46:28

TIFF LAUGHS

0:46:280:46:30

Go on, suck it up. That's it, keep going.

0:46:320:46:35

Granddad, do you have to leave?

0:46:360:46:39

Afraid so, darling.

0:46:400:46:42

Look on the bright side. At least you don't have to eat more of this!

0:46:450:46:48

-All right?

-Oh, good, you're still here.

0:46:480:46:51

Just heard loads of lovely stories about you.

0:46:510:46:53

You know what he did to his brother Simon? Did exactly the same to Ian.

0:46:530:46:56

-Yeah, that's enough now.

-Oh, you know about it, do you?

0:46:560:46:58

-It was a long time ago.

-That doesn't make it better though.

0:46:580:47:01

-You're talking about things that happened before you were born.

-Look, he ain't changed, all right?

0:47:010:47:05

He's probably come back to steal someone else's wife.

0:47:050:47:07

-OK. Enough, come on.

-That right?

0:47:070:47:09

You didn't really do all them things, did you?

0:47:090:47:12

-I'm going to go and get my stuff together, all right?

-Well?

0:47:120:47:15

Poppy's on her way.

0:47:240:47:25

Brilliant.

0:47:250:47:26

Fats, what are you doing?

0:47:280:47:30

Babe, it's one beer.

0:47:310:47:33

Yeah, but we agreed not to go drinking tonight, right?

0:47:330:47:35

-It can't just be me making the effort.

-Pops...

0:47:350:47:37

We said we were going to sit on the sofa

0:47:370:47:40

and look at all the brochures, not sit here boozing all night.

0:47:400:47:42

You know, we have got, like,

0:47:420:47:44

a million things to think about, right?

0:47:440:47:46

There's the kitchen fittings, there's whether we want a patio...

0:47:460:47:50

I don't want no patio, OK?

0:47:500:47:51

Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying, we might want decking.

0:47:510:47:53

You're not listening to me, all right? I don't want no patio!

0:47:530:47:57

I don't want no decking, no garden, no dog,

0:47:570:47:59

and I don't want to be living next door to your parents, OK?!

0:47:590:48:02

I don't want any of it. I don't want none of it, OK?!

0:48:020:48:05

(OK.)

0:48:050:48:06

Babe, look, that came out wrong, OK?

0:48:090:48:12

No, no. I...

0:48:120:48:13

I think you made that very clear.

0:48:150:48:17

Look, Babe... Listen, Pops...

0:48:170:48:20

DAVID STRAINS

0:48:310:48:33

Let me.

0:48:330:48:34

-There you go.

-Sorry.

0:48:360:48:38

-Right.

-Thanks.

0:48:380:48:40

Good as new.

0:48:400:48:41

Well, could do with a little bit of my make-up, but...

0:48:410:48:45

-Thanks for everything.

-Oh, don't be silly.

0:48:460:48:48

Tell Bianca I'm sorry I didn't get to see her.

0:48:510:48:54

Yeah, I will.

0:48:540:48:55

How many times she heard that, eh?

0:48:550:48:58

Yeah.

0:48:580:49:00

I wish I'd been a better father to her, Carol.

0:49:000:49:03

Better granddad to the kids.

0:49:030:49:06

Just a better man, really.

0:49:060:49:08

We all wish that.

0:49:080:49:10

Anyway, you'd better get going.

0:49:120:49:14

-Babe!

-No!

-Babe!

-Don't!

0:49:220:49:24

Babe, come on! It's probably cos we were both just tired, OK? I'm sorry I even said...

0:49:240:49:27

-Will you get your foot out of the door?

-Come on, don't be silly.

0:49:270:49:30

-Can we just talk about this?

-There's nothing to talk about.

-What?

0:49:300:49:33

I'm just glad I found out now rather than later.

0:49:330:49:36

I thought you were the one.

0:49:370:49:40

-Babe, no...

-Get out!

0:49:400:49:42

-Tiff won't come out of her room.

-She's said her goodbyes already.

0:50:030:50:06

She doesn't want you to go.

0:50:070:50:10

Look, why don't you take her up some ice cream, yeah?

0:50:100:50:12

-If that's all right with you?

-Mmm.

0:50:120:50:16

Be good.

0:50:160:50:17

Tiff, what flavour ice cream do you want?

0:50:190:50:21

Liam, I'm off, mate, all right?

0:50:220:50:24

See you, then.

0:50:240:50:26

Look, I know it wasn't easy, having me turn up.

0:50:280:50:30

You're the man of this house, not me.

0:50:300:50:33

I know you look after 'em all. I know what a good job you do.

0:50:330:50:37

Especially after what you went through with them lads.

0:50:370:50:40

Many people would've gone to pieces. I'd have been one of them.

0:50:400:50:44

There's four girls here that need protecting.

0:50:440:50:48

They'd string me up for saying so, but it's true.

0:50:480:50:51

I could never do it right, you know?

0:50:510:50:53

But I know you will. Yeah?

0:50:530:50:57

-Yeah.

-Promise me.

0:50:570:50:59

I promise.

0:51:000:51:02

Ta, Liam. Look after yourself.

0:51:070:51:09

-Bye, then.

-Bye.

0:51:140:51:17

David?

0:51:340:51:36

Bianca would kill me for letting you go.

0:51:360:51:38

Stay? Just till she gets back.

0:51:380:51:41

We all know what a challenge fund raising can be.

0:51:510:51:54

But it's vital to the future of our church.

0:51:540:51:58

-(Dot...)

-It's a major project with significant costs.

0:51:580:52:00

-(I've had a word in a few ears.)

-I know our church warden...

0:52:000:52:03

(The other committee members have agreed to do a fun run and a cake sale.

0:52:030:52:06

(Oh, Sharon, that's wonderful.)

0:52:060:52:08

Would you like to say a few words here, Mrs Branning?

0:52:080:52:11

Yes. Yes, I think I would.

0:52:130:52:16

But you see, Vicar, there's someone I need to thank.

0:52:160:52:21

I won't lie to you. You know, it has been a struggle

0:52:220:52:25

and I've had a few sleepless nights.

0:52:250:52:28

But then I realised that I couldn't do it on my own.

0:52:280:52:31

I mean, I'm just a woman, getting on a bit,

0:52:310:52:34

and I realised that I could ask someone for some very valuable help.

0:52:340:52:40

And so I asked Jesus, and he, it turns out,

0:52:420:52:45

has seen fit to bless my efforts.

0:52:450:52:49

And after the jumble sale, I'm glad to say,

0:52:490:52:52

we're on track to reach our final target!

0:52:520:52:55

Mrs Branning, that's marvellous.

0:52:550:52:58

Well, I must have done something right!

0:52:580:53:00

I've another project in mind for you already.

0:53:040:53:07

Ah. Have you met Sharon?

0:53:070:53:09

-No.

-Yeah. Yes.

-Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

0:53:090:53:12

Well, she don't work in the day, so she's got plenty of free time,

0:53:120:53:16

-ain't you, Sharon?

-Wonderful!

0:53:160:53:19

You're up early.

0:53:250:53:26

Yeah. Been out early as well.

0:53:260:53:29

Hmm.

0:53:290:53:30

Fancied some fresh air, did you?

0:53:300:53:32

Fresh? Have you heard them birds trying to sing out there?

0:53:320:53:35

RADIO: "I Say A Little Prayer" by Aretha Franklin

0:53:350:53:37

There you go. Happy birthday.

0:53:370:53:39

Don't tell the council.

0:53:390:53:41

Probably a hanging offence, nicking one of them flowers.

0:53:410:53:44

Thanks.

0:53:460:53:47

I know it's not much, Carol, but you never did like a fuss, did you?

0:53:470:53:50

Well, good job.

0:53:500:53:53

-You can have a birthday kiss, though, if you want.

-DOORBELL RINGS

0:53:530:53:56

-Just a peck on the cheek.

-Don't say it.

-No tongues!

0:53:560:53:58

CAROL GASPS

0:54:030:54:04

Wow! That's really lovely. Thank you.

0:54:040:54:08

Happy birthday.

0:54:080:54:10

They're not going to need a vase,

0:54:100:54:11

they're going to need a whole bathtub.

0:54:110:54:13

Right, well, let me give you a hand with that.

0:54:130:54:15

I've got the day off work, don't worry.

0:54:150:54:17

-Mas...

-Mm-hm?

0:54:170:54:18

They gave me some feed - if you look after them,

0:54:180:54:21

-they'll last till the weekend.

-Cor!

0:54:210:54:23

Anything left down Columbia Road?

0:54:230:54:25

Hey...you been up all night?

0:54:330:54:36

No.

0:54:360:54:38

Just most of it, then, yeah?

0:54:380:54:39

I just don't lie in me pit all day like some people.

0:54:390:54:43

You don't lie in it at all as far as I can see.

0:54:430:54:45

Oh, are you going out? Well, that's good, isn't it?

0:54:470:54:49

You must be feeling better.

0:54:490:54:51

Well, I was, till somebody started clucking round me like a mother hen.

0:54:510:54:55

"Am I sleeping at night? Am I going out?"

0:54:550:54:58

Next you'll be checking whether I've got a vest on or not!

0:54:580:55:01

HORN TOOTS

0:55:090:55:11

You OK?

0:55:130:55:14

Yeah. Shouldn't you be at work?

0:55:140:55:17

I've just been getting parts...

0:55:170:55:19

Bianca's his daughter.

0:55:260:55:27

If she knew that he'd been here and I just let him go...

0:55:270:55:29

So it was your idea, then?

0:55:290:55:31

Happy birthday...again.

0:55:330:55:35

Mas...

0:55:380:55:40

Look, I'm really not in the easiest of positions right now.

0:55:400:55:43

-I'm not exactly in the easiest position myself...

-I know.

0:55:430:55:46

It's not just having him around, it's the things he's been saying.

0:55:460:55:49

-What do you mean?

-MAS SIGHS

0:55:490:55:52

OK. You're right.

0:55:530:55:56

You're right. You're in a difficult position,

0:55:560:55:59

and I'm not making it any easier. I'll stop.

0:55:590:56:02

-I'll see you later.

-Yeah.

0:56:040:56:06

A drink for the birthday girl?

0:56:070:56:09

Yeah.

0:56:090:56:11

Er...

0:56:200:56:21

..birthday kiss would be nice.

0:56:220:56:24

MAS AND CAROL CHUCKLE

0:56:350:56:37

INAUDIBLE

0:56:370:56:39

Those flowers from you?

0:56:390:56:41

Hm?

0:56:410:56:42

One, do I look like a muppet,

0:56:430:56:45

-and, two, where would I get the dosh?

-I dunno.

0:56:450:56:47

Thought you might have stolen them from a graveyard or something.

0:56:470:56:50

Come on, kids, say "happy birthday" to your nan, please.

0:56:500:56:53

You know what Carol's like, Whitney.

0:56:540:56:56

Most women would love being treated like the Queen.

0:56:560:57:00

Not her.

0:57:000:57:01

PHONE BUZZES

0:57:060:57:09

Hello.

0:57:110:57:13

Today?

0:57:140:57:16

Er...I've just got to finish my assignment first.

0:57:160:57:19

Yeah, course I want to see you.

0:57:210:57:23

-Lauren!

->

0:57:230:57:25

(Er, yeah, OK, six o'clock, then, yeah?)

0:57:250:57:27

Mm?

0:57:290:57:30

I'm just going to head to the Minute Mart,

0:57:300:57:32

-get Auntie Carol a birthday card.

-Oh.

0:57:320:57:34

-Can you put my name on it as well?

-Lauren!

0:57:340:57:36

What? There's no point getting two, is there? State of our finances.

0:57:360:57:40

So who was on the phone, then?

0:57:400:57:43

No-one.

0:57:430:57:44

Just sounded like an interesting conversation.

0:57:440:57:47

No, no. No-one important. It was just counselling stuff, really.

0:57:470:57:50

-You're really getting into that, aren't you?

-Yeah.

0:57:500:57:54

Yeah.

0:57:540:57:55

So it's true what they say.

0:58:030:58:05

Bad pennies - always turn up when you least expect them.

0:58:050:58:08

Very nice to see you as well, Jack.

0:58:080:58:10

Yeah, well, for the record, I think that sister of mine's mad.

0:58:100:58:14

She should have slung you out the moment she clapped eyes on you.

0:58:140:58:17

But it's her birthday, I ain't going to say anything.

0:58:170:58:20

Don't want to upset her on her big day, do we?

0:58:200:58:22

Oh, that's very thoughtful of you(!)

0:58:220:58:24

Why don't you take a leaf out of my book, then?

0:58:240:58:26

Be thoughtful yourself.

0:58:260:58:27

Pack your bags, nice and quiet, and go.

0:58:270:58:30

Funnily enough, I was on my way last night.

0:58:300:58:32

I had my bag packed and everything, waving ta-ta,

0:58:320:58:35

until Carol asked me to stay.

0:58:350:58:36

She really is mad, then.

0:58:360:58:39

My dad won't be too happy to see you.

0:58:390:58:42

Peter. You've grown.

0:58:420:58:45

No, always hated that.

0:58:450:58:46

People don't see you for a bit, they say, "You've grown,"

0:58:460:58:49

what do they expect, you'd shrink?

0:58:490:58:52

How is your dad?

0:58:520:58:53

Always was one to hold a grudge, weren't he?

0:58:530:58:56

-That looked pretty intense.

-Are you skiving again?

0:59:000:59:03

So who is he?

0:59:030:59:04

He's no-one you want to know.

0:59:050:59:07

All right, now go on, get to school before you get Dad in trouble.

0:59:070:59:10

Now, go on.

0:59:100:59:12

PHIL SIGHS

0:59:180:59:21

I thought I spotted you out here.

0:59:210:59:23

You look like you could do with a coffee.

0:59:230:59:26

You heard from Shirley?

0:59:300:59:31

No. Why?

0:59:310:59:33

I just thought it might be a bit weird for you,

0:59:330:59:36

her leaving so suddenly.

0:59:360:59:38

Shouldn't you be down the R&R?

0:59:380:59:40

What?!

0:59:400:59:41

I just saw Dexter and all, just now, popping into work

0:59:410:59:44

when he feels like it.

0:59:440:59:45

I think things have been slipping while I've been away.

0:59:450:59:48

Oh, listen...

0:59:500:59:51

..I was wondering if you and I could join forces for a bit here.

0:59:520:59:56

-What for?

-Carol's birthday.

0:59:560:59:58

I mean, them flowers you gave her, all very nice and that,

0:59:581:00:01

but you know what she's like.

1:00:011:00:04

-How do you mean?

-Well, 300-and-odd-days a year,

1:00:041:00:07

she don't mind working all the hours God sends, but one day a year,

1:00:071:00:10

on her special day, there is nothing she likes more.

1:00:101:00:13

I mean, what woman wouldn't want to be treated like royalty?

1:00:131:00:17

So I was thinking, if you and I work together,

1:00:171:00:19

we could make today really special for her, what do you say?

1:00:191:00:22

Oh, right. So I pay for everything and you get the credit,

1:00:221:00:25

-is that the idea?

-No...

1:00:251:00:28

Oh, what do I say? What do I say?

1:00:281:00:30

I say, thanks very much for the offer, David,

1:00:301:00:33

but I think I can sort out my own girlfriend's birthday by myself, yeah? Thank you.

1:00:331:00:38

And how are you going to do that?

1:00:391:00:41

-What?

-That.

-I've already done it.

1:00:411:00:45

-I took her some flowers myself, actually.

-Hm.

1:00:451:00:50

A very nice bunch of flowers - very big, obviously.

1:00:501:00:53

So, um, what did David want?

1:00:531:00:55

Nothing...important...

1:00:551:00:56

..obviously.

1:00:581:00:59

Oh, OK.

1:01:041:01:05

Um, coffee, please, Carol.

1:01:091:01:12

-I, er... Sorry, to go.

-Oh.

1:01:131:01:15

Actually, you know what? Don't make that anything.

1:01:161:01:19

Sorry, just changed me mind.

1:01:191:01:21

So this is serious, then.

1:01:251:01:27

Yes, it is.

1:01:281:01:30

It's not it, though, is it?

1:01:301:01:32

I dunno, bruv. Poppy says it is.

1:01:321:01:35

What, she wants a pink front door and you want a blue one?

1:01:351:01:38

It's more than that, bruv. Come on.

1:01:381:01:41

What, she wants pink windows as well?

1:01:411:01:43

Whatever it is, you'll work it out, OK?

1:01:451:01:47

This is you and Poppy we're talking about.

1:01:471:01:51

It'll be fine.

1:01:511:01:52

Oh, Poppy... What's the matter?

1:01:571:02:00

I've just seen him.

1:02:001:02:02

Did you know Fats don't like golden retrievers?

1:02:041:02:07

Says it all, really, don't it?

1:02:101:02:13

Oh, come here!

1:02:131:02:14

So, yeah, I've had an idea.

1:02:191:02:21

Well, Tiff and Morgan have had an idea, it's Carol's birthday.

1:02:211:02:24

And Morgan wanted to make her a card in after-school club -

1:02:241:02:27

but I thought we could get the kids involved, you know?

1:02:271:02:30

We could make it really educational,

1:02:301:02:32

talk about the things that have happened since she's been born...

1:02:321:02:36

But if you don't think it's a good idea, then...

1:02:371:02:40

-No. I think it's a great idea.

-Oh!

1:02:401:02:42

Yeah, I'm going to be cutting down on my school hours a bit, so...

1:02:421:02:46

I can pop in and have a look for myself.

1:02:461:02:48

Come over now if you want.

1:02:481:02:49

No, I'll come a bit later. I've just got something to do.

1:02:491:02:53

OK.

1:02:531:02:54

Liam, if you don't mind me saying, your nan prefers gold to silver.

1:03:051:03:09

Yeah, well, it's not for Nan.

1:03:091:03:11

Oh!

1:03:111:03:14

I'm going to grab a cuppa if you fancy one.

1:03:141:03:16

Er, look, I'll think about it, yeah?

1:03:161:03:19

-Yeah? All right, mate, no worries.

-Cheers.

1:03:191:03:21

So you know him too, yeah?

1:03:231:03:25

Don't you?

1:03:251:03:27

Well, I asked Peter who he was, but he just blanked me.

1:03:271:03:30

Well?

1:03:311:03:32

Um, I was thinking about Carol's birthday...

1:03:351:03:38

Oh, well, we were just going across to see her.

1:03:381:03:41

Yeah. I've got her a card.

1:03:411:03:42

Well, why don't you give the card to her yourself at her party?

1:03:421:03:46

What? Carol's having a party?

1:03:461:03:47

Yeah, and a cake and everything if I can fix it up,

1:03:471:03:50

and maybe some dancing.

1:03:501:03:52

-Mm.

-S-Sounds great.

-It's not going to be one of them surprise ones,

1:03:521:03:55

-though?

-Yeah, well, I haven't actually told her yet,

1:03:551:03:57

I just wanted to see who could make it, but, no,

1:03:571:03:59

we're not going to sit around in a darkened room and shout, "Boo!"

1:03:591:04:02

So you up for it?

1:04:021:04:03

-..Yeah.

-..Yeah.

-Yeah!

1:04:031:04:05

-OK, the party starts at six o'clock.

-Oh.

1:04:051:04:07

-That's so the kids can come.

-Oh.

-See you later.

1:04:071:04:11

See ya.

1:04:111:04:13

Sniffing about again?

1:04:181:04:20

-Nice to see you ain't lost it.

-Lost what?

1:04:201:04:22

Your sense of humour.

1:04:221:04:24

I ain't lost anything. And I don't intend to neither.

1:04:241:04:27

I was looking out for you, that's all.

1:04:271:04:28

The Good Samaritan, eh?

1:04:281:04:30

Yeah.

1:04:301:04:31

But you're out and about now, good to go,

1:04:311:04:34

don't need me any more - fine.

1:04:341:04:37

-Where's Dexter?

-He just popped out.

-In other words, he's bunking off.

1:04:461:04:50

He had a phone call from Ava. She had a letter this morning.

1:04:501:04:52

What, he can't read it when he gets home?

1:04:521:04:54

I think it's about his op. He's giving his dad his kidney, ain't he?

1:04:541:04:57

I don't care what it's about. He's got to read it in my time?

1:04:571:04:59

When he gets here, tell him I want to talk to him.

1:04:591:05:01

I hope they're not rushing this, it was those doctors themselves

1:05:041:05:07

who told you that you needed time to prepare.

1:05:071:05:10

No, they're just calling me in for some X-rays.

1:05:101:05:12

-What X-rays?

-Look, Mum, nothing to worry about, it's just routine.

1:05:121:05:15

-Dexter, there's nothing just routine about any of this.

-Mum...

1:05:151:05:17

-It's all getting a bit much...

-Look, Mum, no, it's not!

1:05:171:05:20

Look, I know how you feel about all this, but I'm doing it, OK?

1:05:201:05:24

So just relax.

1:05:241:05:26

I'm not saying I'm not going to be there.

1:05:291:05:31

I'm just saying I might be there a little bit later, that's all.

1:05:311:05:34

Cos I've got my counselling session, haven't I?

1:05:341:05:36

I didn't realise the two were going to clash.

1:05:361:05:38

Bit late for a counselling session, isn't it?

1:05:381:05:41

-Is that what that phone call was about?

-Yeah.

1:05:431:05:45

That phone call from no-one important?

1:05:451:05:47

Can you just get off my back, please, Abi, right?

1:05:471:05:50

You're making something out of nothing here.

1:05:501:05:52

So that was no-one, this is nothing?

1:05:521:05:54

Right, so you can come over? About six o'clock.

1:06:041:06:07

Oh, that's great. Fantastic. It's great.

1:06:071:06:11

Here, look at him, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

1:06:111:06:13

-What's he up to?

-Hm.

1:06:131:06:15

So, for a girl, was it?

1:06:171:06:19

The necklace?

1:06:191:06:21

Only I didn't have you down as a jewellery sort of guy yourself.

1:06:211:06:23

Yeah, well, you don't know me.

1:06:231:06:25

Is she from round here? Off the Square?

1:06:251:06:27

Come on, mate.

1:06:291:06:30

You've got to help me out a bit, only most of the girls

1:06:301:06:33

I remember from round here are a fair bit older than you.

1:06:331:06:37

Oh, here's a clue.

1:06:371:06:39

-What?

-Your face.

1:06:401:06:43

What's her name?

1:06:431:06:44

-Cindy.

-Cindy. There's a name from the past.

1:06:441:06:49

Yeah. Named after her mum.

1:06:491:06:52

A party?

1:06:561:06:57

A get-together. Just family, a few friends.

1:06:571:07:00

-That's OK, isn't it?

-Yeah.

1:07:001:07:02

-Well, I'm grateful, of course I am...

-I don't want your gratitude.

1:07:021:07:05

You've bought me that big bunch of flowers...

1:07:051:07:08

Are you saying I can't make a fuss over my girlfriend on her birthday?

1:07:081:07:11

Huh?

1:07:111:07:13

No. I didn't think so.

1:07:131:07:15

Yeah, OK, well, I guess I'll just call you, then, later.

1:07:181:07:22

-Happy now?

-What?

1:07:261:07:29

My counselling session - I've cancelled it.

1:07:291:07:32

If you actually had a counselling session, then, no, of course not.

1:07:321:07:35

Aye-aye!

1:07:401:07:41

So you're David? I'm...

1:07:411:07:43

Cindy. Yes, I know. We've already had the introductions.

1:07:431:07:46

Sit yourself down.

1:07:461:07:48

That's a shame. I was looking forward to doing that myself.

1:07:481:07:52

-Sorry.

-So you knew my mum...

1:07:521:07:54

Liam, how many times have I told you? Stop apologising.

1:07:541:07:58

-That's the first lesson.

-First lesson of what?

1:07:581:08:01

Affairs of the heart, young lady. Liam's got girlfriend trouble.

1:08:011:08:05

Yeah?

1:08:051:08:06

He's got two on the go and he doesn't really like either of them.

1:08:061:08:09

You've got to be straight with them, Liam.

1:08:091:08:11

You've got to look 'em in the eye and say, "You ain't for me."

1:08:111:08:14

-It's the only way.

-Cindy, come here.

1:08:141:08:15

Oh, well, anyway, I'll see you around.

1:08:151:08:18

Yes, you will.

1:08:181:08:19

What have you gone and done that for?

1:08:221:08:24

I ain't got one girlfriend, let alone two.

1:08:241:08:25

Don't matter, cos now she thinks you have.

1:08:251:08:27

Now she's going to start seeing you different,

1:08:271:08:30

and to be honest, she's going to have to,

1:08:301:08:32

cos you ain't getting very far at the moment, are you?

1:08:321:08:34

She won't look at me at all.

1:08:341:08:35

Well, she will now. And she'll be thinking,

1:08:351:08:37

"Two on the go, what's he got that's so special?"

1:08:371:08:40

And with any luck, and you stop keep apologising all the time,

1:08:401:08:44

she might decide to find out.

1:08:441:08:45

And that necklace or whatever you were thinking of, forget it,

1:08:451:08:48

because she really will have you down as a sap.

1:08:481:08:50

No, get her something, but get her something surprising,

1:08:501:08:52

something she'd never have thought of,

1:08:521:08:54

and if you can make her laugh at the same time, double result.

1:08:541:08:57

Are you up to something?

1:08:571:08:59

I'm just talking to Liam.

1:08:591:09:00

You were talking to Masood earlier as well?

1:09:001:09:02

What, after this morning?

1:09:021:09:04

Put me well and truly in the shade, didn't he?

1:09:041:09:06

Best man definitely won that one.

1:09:061:09:08

-Ta-ra, mate.

-Ta-ra.

1:09:081:09:10

-I don't know.

-Come on, Tam.

1:09:121:09:14

Fatboy's in a bit of a bad place at the moment.

1:09:141:09:16

-Hm. Perfect.

-It's perfect that Fatboy's in a bad place?

1:09:161:09:20

Bring him along, a party's exactly what he needs.

1:09:201:09:23

Right, if we can all finish off what we're doing,

1:09:251:09:28

we can start to show Miss Hartman what we've all been up to.

1:09:281:09:31

-I haven't finished my colouring-in yet.

-OK, one more minute.

1:09:311:09:34

I'll finish it.

1:09:341:09:35

No, it's all right, Dennis, Morgan's started, so let him do it.

1:09:351:09:38

He's rubbish.

1:09:381:09:39

No, he's not. Actually, he's doing really well.

1:09:391:09:42

Really neat lines, Morgan, well done.

1:09:421:09:44

-No!

-Dennis!

-What did you do that for?

1:09:441:09:48

Miss Hartman, if you don't mind, I can handle this.

1:09:481:09:51

Yeah, I want to make it really, really special,

1:09:561:09:58

really push the boat out.

1:09:581:09:59

You, er, got a problem with your motor?

1:09:591:10:02

-What? No, no.

-Oh, so you just thought you'd come round here

1:10:021:10:05

and waste my mechanic's time, did you?

1:10:051:10:07

No, Phil, I was inviting Jay to a party, that's all.

1:10:071:10:09

Six o'clock? At Carol's.

1:10:091:10:10

-Yeah, all right, mate.

-See you later.

1:10:101:10:12

Are you serious?

1:10:121:10:14

It's her birthday, Phil.

1:10:141:10:15

-Max's sister?

-Well, it's Abi's aunt as well, ain't it?

1:10:151:10:18

The geezer who's inside because he tried to kill me?

1:10:181:10:21

You want to work out whose side you're on.

1:10:211:10:23

I want a word with you an' all.

1:10:231:10:26

Sorry I'm late, there was a delay on the District Line.

1:10:291:10:32

-Can I have a word?

-Yeah.

1:10:321:10:34

About Dennis.

1:10:341:10:36

-Go on.

-Um, OK.

1:10:361:10:38

-So we were all making a birthday card for Carol today.

-That's nice.

1:10:381:10:41

Yeah, it was, until Dennis wanted to do some colouring.

1:10:411:10:43

And because someone else was doing it,

1:10:431:10:45

he wanted to ruin the whole thing.

1:10:451:10:47

-Who?

-What?

1:10:471:10:49

-Who else was doing it?

-That's not the point.

1:10:491:10:51

The point is that type of behaviour is just not acceptable.

1:10:511:10:54

Oh, and favouring one child over another's acceptable, is it?

1:10:541:10:57

I'd just appreciate it if you could explain that to him.

1:10:571:11:00

She been poisoning your mind too, has she?

1:11:001:11:02

The only one that's been poisonous here today is your son.

1:11:021:11:05

Denny, come on, darling, let's go.

1:11:071:11:09

Good boy.

1:11:101:11:12

-When's the fly-past?

-Funny(!)

-I'm serious.

1:11:191:11:23

I don't know what that fella of yours has got planned.

1:11:231:11:25

I wouldn't put anything past him.

1:11:251:11:27

-Hiya.

-Have you had the treatment as well?

-What do you mean?

-Phil.

1:11:331:11:36

He's been throwing his weight around all day,

1:11:361:11:38

and now he's trying to tell me who I can and can't see.

1:11:381:11:41

SHE SIGHS

1:11:411:11:43

CHATTER FROM NEXT ROOM

1:11:511:11:53

-Sshh!

-ALL: Hooray!

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MUSIC PLAYS: "Happy Birthday" by Stevie Wonder

1:11:591:12:01

-This is for you.

-Lovely.

1:12:031:12:05

-Well, cheers.

-ALL: Cheers!

1:12:051:12:08

Right. Well, erm, I'm just going to go and fix my face.

1:12:101:12:14

This is OK, isn't it?

1:12:141:12:16

Yeah. Yeah, it's lovely.

1:12:161:12:17

-All right?

-All right.

-That was a nice surprise, weren't it?

1:12:191:12:23

Yeah. Well, it was a surprise.

1:12:231:12:25

This is nice an' all. You actually talking to me for once, Lauren.

1:12:251:12:28

-Couldn't get away quick enough last time, could you?

-I was just busy.

1:12:281:12:32

It's not a big deal, is it?

1:12:321:12:33

Are you busy now, or..?

1:12:331:12:35

Just going to go and say, "happy birthday."

1:12:351:12:38

DOORBELL RINGS

1:12:391:12:41

Ab, Abi, is she all right? Lauren.

1:12:411:12:45

Why do you say that?

1:12:451:12:46

-She's not acting weird with you?

-Don't think so.

1:12:461:12:49

-Hello, Jay?

-Hello.

-All right, Jay?

-Yeah.

1:12:521:12:55

Hiya. Er, Lauren...

1:12:551:12:58

Can I...?

1:12:581:13:00

Are you drinking again?

1:13:061:13:08

No, don't look at me like that. Joey is right, you are acting weird,

1:13:081:13:12

and there's usually a reason for it, isn't there?

1:13:121:13:15

No. I'm not back on the booze.

1:13:151:13:17

Right, so it's in my imagination then, I'm just being paranoid?

1:13:171:13:21

Oh, come on, Lauren, something is going on.

1:13:211:13:23

I don't know what you expect me to think, but..?

1:13:231:13:26

-I'm not back on the booze.

-But?

1:13:261:13:30

I've met someone. You don't know him.

1:13:321:13:35

I don't even really know him.

1:13:351:13:37

And I don't know if I even want to get to know him

1:13:371:13:40

or whether I should.

1:13:401:13:41

But if he likes you and you like him...?

1:13:411:13:43

We met at counselling.

1:13:431:13:46

-Ah.

-Yeah.

1:13:461:13:48

It's not exactly encouraged, is it?

1:13:481:13:51

Two people with the same problems seeing each other.

1:13:511:13:53

Yeah, but, then again, if you both know the danger signs,

1:13:531:13:56

you can help each other, can't you? And if he's nice..!

1:13:561:13:59

I dunno.

1:13:591:14:01

I suppose it's just a bit scary, innit,

1:14:011:14:03

getting back out there again?

1:14:031:14:05

I don't know if I'm ready.

1:14:051:14:07

Lauren, this is the first time in months that I've seen you

1:14:071:14:09

get excited about something that didn't come from a bottle.

1:14:091:14:13

Is this what that phone call was about?

1:14:131:14:16

Mm-hm. He wanted to see me.

1:14:161:14:19

But I put it off, you know.

1:14:191:14:21

I said, well, I've got to come here, ain't I?

1:14:211:14:24

Yeah, well, you've done it now.

1:14:241:14:26

This isn't OK, is it?

1:14:301:14:33

It's lovely, really! It's just...

1:14:331:14:36

It's not.

1:14:361:14:38

I've never really been one for the limelight, I suppose.

1:14:381:14:41

I've always been the same. It's my fault, I know.

1:14:411:14:45

I've just always hated any sort of fuss. Thanks.

1:14:451:14:49

Phil... What is all of this?

1:15:001:15:03

You're snapping at me, you're yelling at Jay?

1:15:031:15:06

I ain't yelling at anyone.

1:15:061:15:07

Just told him a few facts of life, that's all.

1:15:071:15:10

You as good as told him to ditch his girlfriend.

1:15:101:15:12

No, I told him to choose what's important and what ain't.

1:15:121:15:14

YOU can't run his life.

1:15:141:15:16

-Is that what Jay said, is it, eh?

-It's what I'm saying, too.

1:15:161:15:19

And what else did Jay say?

1:15:191:15:20

What Phil Mitchell says ain't important, yeah?

1:15:201:15:23

What is going on with you?

1:15:231:15:24

So is he going?

1:15:241:15:26

-Is he going where?

-I'll take that as a yes.

1:15:261:15:28

Phil?

1:15:281:15:30

Phil!

1:15:301:15:31

Ah, ladies, more wine?

1:15:311:15:33

Not for me, thank you.

1:15:331:15:36

-I'm fine, thanks.

-Fatboy!

1:15:361:15:38

Oh, actually, you know what? I will have another glass,

1:15:381:15:41

first day of the rest of your life and all that.

1:15:411:15:44

-Tamwar?

-I'm all right.

1:15:441:15:46

-Fatboy, you?

-Yeah, you know what?

1:15:461:15:48

I'll take a beer and a shot of whatever you've got.

1:15:481:15:51

Right. Making a night of it?

1:15:511:15:53

-Making a night of every night from now on, Mr Mas.

-Great.

1:15:531:15:57

-Sorry, you got any more?

-Yeah.

-Thanks.

1:15:571:16:01

Lovely.

1:16:031:16:04

Right, OK.

1:16:071:16:09

Oh, lovely, thanks.

1:16:121:16:14

It's mad, innit? Anyone mentions Dennis, Sharon's shutters come down.

1:16:141:16:18

Yeah, but it didn't faze you, though. You did all right.

1:16:181:16:21

Well, I do live with Bianca and Tiff.

1:16:211:16:23

Um, anyway, I know it's a bit silly,

1:16:261:16:28

but I have seen that teaching assistant job at your school.

1:16:281:16:32

-Maybe I could put you down for a referee?

-Mm.

1:16:321:16:35

-Obviously if you think I'm not ready, then just...

-Whitney,

1:16:351:16:38

I think you'd be absolutely perfect.

1:16:381:16:40

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:16:421:16:43

POUNDING ON DOOR Yes!

1:16:431:16:46

-I don't think you're invited.

-It's all right, I ain't stopping.

1:16:471:16:50

-Ron?

-Let me handle this, OK?

1:16:501:16:52

So this is your choice, is it?

1:16:521:16:54

-This is hardly the time or place...

-You like breathing

1:16:541:16:57

the same air as this bunch of lowlife?

1:16:571:16:58

-What did you say?

-She might have hooked up with one of them,

1:16:581:17:01

-but at least she had the decency to stay away.

-Come on, Phil.

1:17:011:17:03

-Who's talking to you, eh?

-Jay's right, this ain't the time or place.

1:17:031:17:06

-It's past your bedtime.

-Ain't past my bedtime.

1:17:061:17:08

Leave it, Jack. Phil, this is ridiculous.

1:17:081:17:10

-I'm talking to Jay.

-Well, then, why don't you do that outside?

1:17:101:17:13

Someone else is sticking their big fat nose in now, are they?

1:17:131:17:16

-If the lad's made a mistake here...

-He has.

1:17:161:17:18

Then it's him you should be having a pop at,

1:17:181:17:20

so why don't the pair of you go outside,

1:17:201:17:21

sort out your differences and leave the rest of us to enjoy the party?

1:17:211:17:25

-No, why does Jay have to go?

-No, it's all right.

1:17:251:17:27

Don't want to ruin it for everyone else, do we(?)

1:17:271:17:29

Right, more wine, everyone, huh? AJ?

1:17:341:17:38

Yeah.

1:17:381:17:40

Thank you.

1:17:401:17:42

Hey... Can I give you my present now?

1:17:421:17:47

-You've got me a present?

-Yeah.

1:17:471:17:48

You ain't got any money.

1:17:481:17:51

I got it off one of the market boys. I looked after his stall for a bit.

1:17:511:17:54

You got me that for my 14th birthday.

1:17:581:18:01

It's not the same one.

1:18:011:18:02

You spilt Coke over that, if I rightly remember.

1:18:021:18:04

-It's a cassette.

-Well spotted.

1:18:041:18:06

Right, well, who's got a cassette player these days?

1:18:061:18:08

Well, we didn't have...

1:18:081:18:10

Didn't have one then, either, did we?

1:18:111:18:13

-No, you promised you'd get me one for my 15th.

-And I did.

1:18:131:18:16

And you promised me you'd get me The Greatest Hits Of 1977.

1:18:161:18:18

And I did that as well.

1:18:181:18:19

You promised you'd never hurt me.

1:18:211:18:24

Let's get one thing straight? I did that out of respect.

1:18:341:18:36

-Well, I'm glad to hear it.

-And not for you, for Carol.

1:18:361:18:39

You think you can walk all over me, yeah?

1:18:391:18:41

Just do what you want and I won't do anything about it?

1:18:411:18:43

Where is all this coming from?

1:18:431:18:44

-You think I'm a busted flush?

-I never said that.

1:18:441:18:46

-You're thinking it, ain't you?

-Is that what you think?

1:18:461:18:49

Is that what all of this is about?

1:18:491:18:50

You throwing your weight around to prove a stupid point?

1:18:501:18:53

You don't have to prove anything, Phil.

1:18:531:18:56

Not to us, not to anyone.

1:18:561:18:57

I'd just appreciate a bit of loyalty, that's all, you know -

1:18:571:19:00

this family sticking tight.

1:19:001:19:02

-All right?

-Yeah.

1:19:081:19:10

Oh, he knows you well, doesn't he?

1:19:111:19:13

Knows what you like,

1:19:151:19:17

what you don't like - he always gets it right.

1:19:171:19:20

-So he is right about that as well?

-About what?

1:19:201:19:24

What he said?

1:19:241:19:25

That you have a habit of falling in love with him?

1:19:251:19:28

I used to bite my nails. That was a habit.

1:19:291:19:33

I don't do habits no more, Mas. No, these days I choose.

1:19:331:19:37

And I have.

1:19:371:19:40

I love you.

1:19:401:19:41

THEY GIGGLE OK, OK. All right. OK.

1:19:521:19:56

I vow...

1:19:561:19:57

-to never kick over your Zimmer frame?

-Oh, thank you!

1:19:571:20:01

And I vow to liquidise all your dinners.

1:20:011:20:04

It'd be handy if you knew how to work an oven first.

1:20:041:20:06

Oh, OK, all right!

1:20:061:20:07

So, what are your amazing vows?

1:20:071:20:09

My first one is to stay super sexy.

1:20:091:20:12

Hot stuff, know what I'm saying, mama?

1:20:121:20:15

And, to only use my superhuman powers to fight crime.

1:20:151:20:19

-OK, and to protect your foxy lady?

-Yeah.

1:20:191:20:23

I'll tell you something, Peroxide, while there's breath in my body,

1:20:231:20:27

I'll forever defend the future Mrs Moon.

1:20:271:20:31

Ain't that poetry, eh? Oh, you like that?

1:20:311:20:33

OK, right, where was I?

1:20:331:20:34

Excuse me? Excuse me? Where do you think you're going?

1:20:341:20:37

I'm going to the kitchen.

1:20:371:20:39

Oh, no! Oh, no you're not!

1:20:391:20:41

You're going back in there.

1:20:411:20:43

No, no, no, it's quarter to eight!

1:20:431:20:44

Do not try to blind me with science. Come on.

1:20:441:20:47

-Stop it!

-Come on!

1:20:471:20:49

-Granddad!

-Hello, mate. All right?

1:20:501:20:52

Oh, lovely.

1:20:521:20:54

No, that's for Masood for helping Whit with her job application.

1:20:541:20:57

Not "helping"! Insider knowledge from the man in the loop.

1:20:571:21:01

See that, Liam? That's power.

1:21:011:21:03

A potent aphrodisiac.

1:21:031:21:04

Right, well, less of that. I'm eating, thank you.

1:21:041:21:07

Do you mind?!

1:21:071:21:08

"Give an example of when you've demonstrated time management skills".

1:21:081:21:12

I've give you some time management, Whit.

1:21:121:21:14

Stop answering stupid questions. Go down the school and tell them the job's yours.

1:21:141:21:18

The school recruitment process is a bit more demanding than that.

1:21:181:21:21

They think telling the time's a skill! What more do they want? A lobotomy?!

1:21:211:21:25

-Bottomy!

-Yeah, well, maybe when you've got more than a pound to your name

1:21:251:21:29

you can start dishing out the advice.

1:21:291:21:31

Come on, mate. Time to make your mum some money.

1:21:311:21:34

You could have come back to the party, you know.

1:21:381:21:40

Carol knew it weren't your fault Phil kicked off.

1:21:401:21:43

Well, I'm sure you had a good time without me.

1:21:431:21:46

Mm. B's kids, they really love their Aunty Ron.

1:21:461:21:49

-Said so last night.

-That's sweet.

1:21:491:21:53

It's good this, innit? Wake up and there you are.

1:21:541:21:58

Did you think I was going to do a runner?

1:21:581:22:00

I was quietly confident I'd left you wanting more.

1:22:001:22:03

Ha!

1:22:031:22:05

Just like the good old days though, ain't it?

1:22:051:22:08

You hogging the shower.

1:22:081:22:09

Yeah, it's great.

1:22:111:22:13

Ron, it's daft this, ain't it? You living at Phil's.

1:22:131:22:16

Just move back in here.

1:22:161:22:18

It's only been a couple of weeks, Jack.

1:22:191:22:22

Yeah, but it's not like I'm some kind of weirdo who's taken you out on a couple of dates.

1:22:241:22:29

I know how I feel about you.

1:22:291:22:30

-It's the same as it was when I married you.

-I think...

1:22:301:22:34

I think we should just take it a day at a time.

1:22:341:22:37

I'm going to work.

1:22:371:22:38

-I'll see you later.

-Yeah, see you later.

1:22:401:22:43

Another Babylon! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

1:22:521:22:55

The rats'll be licking their lips.

1:22:551:22:57

It's not my fault people are dumping their rubbish outside my business.

1:22:571:23:00

It's the cuts.

1:23:001:23:01

People round here survived the Blitz!

1:23:011:23:03

Well, I didn't cos I was evacuated.

1:23:031:23:05

I'm sure they'll survive a weekly collection done by the council fortnightly.

1:23:051:23:10

Now, get rid of it.

1:23:111:23:13

Baby's sat nav on the blink?

1:23:201:23:22

You're so boring.

1:23:221:23:24

How's time travelling going with Jack?

1:23:241:23:26

Why?

1:23:271:23:28

Life must seem boring after the vertiginous heights of child theft.

1:23:281:23:32

Even with someone as scintillating as monkey boy.

1:23:321:23:34

That's very good.

1:23:341:23:35

Yeah, all right, darling.

1:23:411:23:43

Oh, dear.

1:24:011:24:02

Question. If you were Ronnie Mitchell,

1:24:031:24:05

would you be so brazen as to walk around as if you deserve to exist?

1:24:051:24:09

-Everyone deserves a second chance.

-Don't be so trite.

1:24:091:24:11

Well, if you don't like it, why don't you do something about it?

1:24:111:24:15

Come on, Morgan, get a move on!

1:24:231:24:25

Come on, she's called you twice. School. Go!

1:24:251:24:27

-But I can help you make money.

-Come on, get a move on!

1:24:271:24:31

If you suck up to Aunty Janine, she'll give you some!

1:24:311:24:34

One... Two...

1:24:341:24:35

Come on, don't let her get to three. She's waiting. Go!

1:24:351:24:39

Hey, Morgan?

1:24:391:24:41

I do need your help, actually.

1:24:431:24:45

Big time.

1:24:451:24:46

Know what you could do for me? Draw me up a business plan, yeah?

1:24:461:24:49

Profit margins and target markets. We'll discuss strategy at teatime.

1:24:491:24:53

Go on.

1:24:531:24:54

So, how was your date then?

1:24:571:24:59

It's early days, ain't it, but...

1:24:591:25:01

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:25:011:25:03

Oh, my gosh, if that's Grandma Dot sniffing through our bins again...

1:25:031:25:07

Hey, are you all right?

1:25:071:25:08

Hiya.

1:25:081:25:10

What happened to you last night? You disappeared!

1:25:101:25:14

I just fancied an early night.

1:25:141:25:16

-Yeah?

-Mm-hmm.

1:25:161:25:18

Well, look, I was just thinking.

1:25:181:25:20

If you needed any odd jobs or anything doing round the house

1:25:201:25:23

while Max is away, then, well, I'm free tonight, so...

1:25:231:25:26

Oh, no, we're fine.

1:25:261:25:28

Actually, the shower's leaking.

1:25:281:25:30

We're not simpletons, Abi!

1:25:301:25:31

No, no, I don't mind. Honestly, it's all right.

1:25:311:25:34

I'll see you tonight, yeah?

1:25:341:25:35

Right. OK, see you tonight.

1:25:351:25:38

Do you have to act so weird? He blatantly thinks you're drinking.

1:25:401:25:43

What, so I have to tell Joey all about my private life now, do I?

1:25:431:25:46

No.

1:25:461:25:47

Oi. Mm-Mm-Mwah!

1:25:501:25:53

What's that for?

1:25:531:25:54

Just to say thanks. I've never had anyone on my side like that before.

1:25:541:25:57

-Don't be stupid. I love you.

-I love you too.

1:25:571:25:59

-Can you hold the fort for a couple of hours? Got a meeting with the wholesalers.

-Yeah.

1:25:591:26:02

Won't be long.

1:26:021:26:04

I promised somebody I'd help with something tonight.

1:26:041:26:07

-Just let me check the rota, yeah?

-All right.

1:26:071:26:10

PHONE RINGS

1:26:101:26:12

Do you want to take that?

1:26:121:26:14

Look, it's fine. Just have tonight off.

1:26:161:26:19

All right, thanks.

1:26:191:26:20

I think they just need your date of birth.

1:26:271:26:30

Can you make sure that she's wrapped up nice and warm, please,

1:26:301:26:33

as soon as she comes out of the pool?

1:26:331:26:35

It's your 30th in a couple of weeks! What are you doing for it?

1:26:371:26:41

Well, I'm probably going to be thinking about how sad it is that,

1:26:411:26:44

for some people, becoming a multiple of ten

1:26:441:26:47

is probably the most exciting thing that's happened to them in a decade.

1:26:471:26:50

-OK. Bye-bye.

-Bye.

1:26:501:26:53

Cast your mind back. West Ham, 1980. I've got ideas, Danny.

1:26:531:26:57

We need a proper team talk tomorrow.

1:26:571:27:00

Look, as invaluable as your input is, Billy,

1:27:001:27:02

I've got a date after training tonight.

1:27:021:27:04

You lucky dog!

1:27:041:27:06

I don't pay you to talk about football.

1:27:061:27:08

Listen, Janine, I hate to ask, but this Bow Road viewing tonight?

1:27:081:27:12

Any chance you could do it? It's just that Lola's won some tickets for the pictures. Please?

1:27:121:27:16

Ask Lucy.

1:27:161:27:18

She'll have plans, won't she?

1:27:181:27:20

Well, I've got plans, haven't I?

1:27:201:27:22

Sorry, mate. Sorry to butt in. Listen, it's a bit embarrassing.

1:27:381:27:41

I bought this off you last week for my mum's birthday.

1:27:411:27:43

She won't open it. She reckons it's a fake.

1:27:431:27:47

Oh, come on, mate!

1:27:471:27:48

That's charming, innit?

1:27:481:27:50

What do you want me to do? Call the authorities down here?

1:27:501:27:52

Check out how Parisian "Fleur de Valleys" really is, shall we?

1:27:521:27:55

That's more like it. Cheers.

1:27:581:27:59

You won't sell many plums with a face like that, sonny Jim.

1:28:081:28:11

You might want to look in the mirror, mate!

1:28:111:28:13

If you see little Cindy, tell her if she wants to know any more about her mum,

1:28:131:28:16

I've got a wealth of stories.

1:28:161:28:18

You stay away from my family.

1:28:181:28:20

Ain't you got an empire to run?

1:28:211:28:22

I heard you'd crawled back.

1:28:221:28:24

You heading in?

1:28:241:28:26

I can see where Bianca gets her brains from.

1:28:261:28:28

I'm grabbing lunch as well. I'll join you. On me.

1:28:281:28:31

-Hey.

-What're you doing?!

1:28:421:28:44

What?! You said you wanted to talk.

1:28:441:28:45

I didn't mean just rock up! Did anyone see you?

1:28:451:28:47

No.

1:28:471:28:48

-Did Tracey see you?

-No.

1:28:481:28:50

You've got to go. Come on. What were you thinking?

1:28:501:28:55

I'm sorry. You said the coast was clear.

1:28:551:28:57

All right, we'll chat later. I'll text you.

1:28:571:28:59

ALFIE'S VOICE IN BACKGROUND

1:28:591:29:01

Get upstairs! Get up!

1:29:011:29:03

No worries. Cheers. Take care. Bye-bye.

1:29:031:29:06

-All right?

-All right?

1:29:071:29:09

What happened with the wholesalers?

1:29:091:29:11

Mission aborted. Just spoke to Kirsty, she sounded like death.

1:29:111:29:14

-I've given her the day off.

-Me and Tracey can manage.

1:29:141:29:17

-What, the lunch-time rush?

-Yeah!

1:29:171:29:19

Not going to leave you a man down, am I?

1:29:191:29:21

Right, you lucky people, who's next?

1:29:211:29:23

Here you go. There's your change.

1:29:301:29:32

Stick it in the box, Carol.

1:29:321:29:34

How much do you want?

1:29:371:29:38

Can't I even buy my sort of sister a sandwich?

1:29:381:29:41

I haven't exactly had a warm welcome from Carol and the happy helper.

1:29:411:29:44

Just take a deep breath, dig deep, and tell me how much you want.

1:29:441:29:49

Janine, I'm not going to be around for long. Seriously.

1:29:491:29:52

I've got a few bits of business I need to sort out.

1:29:521:29:55

Business to sort out?

1:29:551:29:58

Is that really a thread that you want me to tug at?

1:29:581:30:01

Look, whatever properties you've got on your books,

1:30:011:30:04

I can shift them for you.

1:30:041:30:05

I can make you twice as much as the local monkeys can,

1:30:051:30:08

and you know that.

1:30:081:30:09

Why don't you make yourself money?

1:30:091:30:11

Making money's not the issue, is it?

1:30:111:30:14

Let me get this right.

1:30:141:30:16

You could make yourself lots of money,

1:30:161:30:19

but you want to make money for me instead?

1:30:191:30:22

Yes. As I said, I'm not around for long. I want to help the family. I want to help you.

1:30:221:30:25

Watch out, Janine, his smile cranks up a notch when he's desperate.

1:30:251:30:28

Thank you, Columbo, but I think I've got this one.

1:30:281:30:31

Don't say I didn't try and build bridges.

1:30:321:30:35

Listen, when you've made your first million,

1:30:351:30:38

I will let you take me out, buy me dinner,

1:30:381:30:42

and then you can teach me how to be just as successful as you are.

1:30:421:30:46

You're wrong, Janine.

1:30:461:30:47

What's up?

1:30:491:30:50

I make a few quid and you press the panic button?

1:30:501:30:52

I'm not panicked. I'm just disgusted that you'd try to fleece your own step-sister.

1:30:521:30:56

I think you underestimate what family mean to me, Carol.

1:30:561:30:59

Go on, family man, why don't you go and provide for your daughter after a lifetime of naff all, huh?

1:30:591:31:04

Derek's boy over at the car lot. What was his name? Joey, right?

1:31:041:31:07

All right, Peroxide, you on strike or something?

1:31:131:31:16

Just got a headache.

1:31:161:31:17

You OK?

1:31:171:31:19

I've got over tequila hangovers, I'll get over this.

1:31:191:31:21

-Let me go get you some painkillers.

-Really?

1:31:211:31:23

-No, Alfie, I'm fine!

-It's all right, I'll only be a sec.

1:31:231:31:26

Alfie, I don't need you to...

1:31:261:31:27

I don't want you working while you've got a headache.

1:31:271:31:30

-Let me see...

-Wait, wait, wait!

1:31:301:31:32

Look, I've had some already, OK?

1:31:321:31:35

The wholesalers cannot wait.

1:31:351:31:37

Don't worry, I can go there tomorrow.

1:31:371:31:39

No, you should go now. It's quiet downstairs.

1:31:391:31:41

I'm nice and toasty and warm now, ain't I?

1:31:411:31:44

We're out of prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

1:31:441:31:47

Shut up, you dopey mare. Who eats prawn cocktail crisps nowadays?!

1:31:471:31:50

That's really not an excuse to be bone idle, is it, Alfie?

1:31:501:31:53

But you did say it was nice and quiet down there, didn't you?

1:31:531:31:57

-Come on!

-No, no. Alfie.

-You know you want to!

-Alfie!

1:31:571:32:00

-Bone idle, eh?

-Alfie! Alfie!

1:32:001:32:02

Alfie, will you stop it? I've got a headache.

1:32:021:32:06

OK. Listen, not sexy time. I just thought you could have a lie down,

1:32:061:32:09

I'll give you an Alfie Moon special massage.

1:32:091:32:11

That's how I roll for the girl that I love. I love ya!

1:32:111:32:14

-Yes, and I love you too. I love you too, Florence.

-Florence!

1:32:141:32:17

Very nice, but we have a pub to run. Mittens on.

1:32:171:32:20

-Wholesalers. Now!

-You sure?

-Yes.

1:32:201:32:22

-Sure? Yes!

-Stop it!

1:32:221:32:24

OK. I love you, Roxy.

1:32:241:32:26

I love you too.

1:32:261:32:28

OK, right. I won't be long,

1:32:281:32:29

but do me a favour, just tell Tracey to hold the fort?

1:32:291:32:32

Yes.

1:32:321:32:33

THEY MOUTH

1:32:351:32:38

Roxy, I really need to talk to you.

1:32:581:33:00

Yeah, I know, I know. I'll call you, OK?

1:33:001:33:03

I'll call you.

1:33:031:33:04

I'm not sure it's a good idea you coming round tonight after all.

1:33:151:33:18

-Why?

-She's not drinking again, Joey. I swear.

1:33:181:33:20

-Don't mess with my head, Abi, all right?

-I'm not! She's...

1:33:201:33:24

-She's seeing someone.

-What?

1:33:241:33:26

-Who?

-Just let her be happy. I'm sorry.

1:33:281:33:32

Joey? Didn't get a chance to say a proper hello last night.

1:33:321:33:35

I used to knock about with your dad.

1:33:351:33:37

Right, what's that got to do with me?

1:33:371:33:39

All right?

1:33:431:33:44

Ecstatic. You?

1:33:441:33:46

-Fabulous.

-Very good.

1:33:461:33:48

We can continue with this happiness top trumps, but I must warn you,

1:33:481:33:51

I saw a three-legged kitten this morning.

1:33:511:33:54

OK.

1:33:541:33:55

Roxanne?

1:33:581:33:59

What?

1:34:001:34:02

Do you know what else I saw?

1:34:021:34:04

A shrink?

1:34:051:34:06

Oh, I have your attention now.

1:34:061:34:08

I was at the gym.

1:34:091:34:11

Saw this girl there. She was talking with her boyfriend.

1:34:111:34:14

They were all smiles. Everything was really happy.

1:34:141:34:17

But she had the same look that Kat had last year, as I recall.

1:34:171:34:20

You know that look?

1:34:201:34:22

The big, lying, dissembling look.

1:34:221:34:26

Do you know, you're starting to sound exactly like a stalker?

1:34:261:34:29

It's interesting though, the black arts that women employ.

1:34:291:34:33

It's nice to see that you've got over your Janine issues so quickly.

1:34:331:34:36

Janine, Kat, Ronnie.

1:34:361:34:39

There's a pattern emerging.

1:34:391:34:41

Michael, I would die before I hurt Alfie, OK?

1:34:421:34:46

Then your death may be imminent.

1:34:461:34:48

Trace, I'm just going to pop out, OK? Alfie won't be long.

1:34:481:34:53

You're such a weirdo.

1:34:531:34:54

Hi.

1:35:101:35:11

I've been trying to call you all day.

1:35:131:35:15

Sorry. My phone gets a rubbish signal down here.

1:35:151:35:19

Why did you freak out like that?

1:35:191:35:21

I don't think coming to work is freaking out.

1:35:211:35:24

Look, all I was trying to say was... I think it's too soon.

1:35:241:35:30

All right, if you don't want to move in, that's fine.

1:35:301:35:32

I'm sorry if I came on too strong.

1:35:321:35:34

But, running off and pretending you didn't...

1:35:341:35:38

There was nothing more to say.

1:35:381:35:40

Look, things are great. Why ruin it?

1:35:401:35:42

Ron, come on, credit me with a brain.

1:35:421:35:44

I don't expect things to be perfect, all right?

1:35:441:35:47

But I do expect you to talk to me.

1:35:471:35:49

-PHONE RINGS

-What a surprise. Your signal's back.

1:35:491:35:55

I've got to take this, Jack. I'm sorry.

1:35:561:35:58

I bought one for my 18-year-old. Come on, sit yourself inside.

1:36:031:36:06

Take your time.

1:36:061:36:08

What do you think you're playing at?

1:36:101:36:13

Got you a captive audience. Couldn't resist.

1:36:131:36:15

I used to run this place.

1:36:151:36:16

I didn't ask for your life story, did I?

1:36:161:36:18

Looking a bit sorry for itself now. I'll have to have words with Max and Jack...

1:36:181:36:22

Have you wandered off from your carer or something?

1:36:221:36:25

Give us a chance of selling that, yeah?

1:36:251:36:27

Come on, I'm feeling the old magic.

1:36:271:36:29

Yeah? Make an old man happy. For old times' sake.

1:36:291:36:32

We'll split the commission 50-50.

1:36:321:36:34

That's money for nothing for you.

1:36:341:36:36

Look, this ain't "take Derek's dodgy mate to work" day.

1:36:361:36:38

Eh?!

1:36:381:36:40

No, he was no mate of mine. Your dad hated me.

1:36:401:36:43

And, to be honest, sonny Jim, I hated him as well.

1:36:431:36:45

You can join the club with that one, can't you?

1:36:451:36:48

No, this was a special kind of hate that he saved just for me.

1:36:481:36:51

You know that stab mark down his back?

1:36:511:36:53

Nothing to do with the fella that stabbed him. My fault, apparently.

1:36:531:36:56

Well, logic never was Derek's strong point, was it?

1:36:581:37:00

He never let my daughter have anything to do with me.

1:37:001:37:04

Do you know, I didn't even know she existed for 18 years.

1:37:041:37:07

I'd dance on your dad's grave. I would.

1:37:071:37:10

You know what, mate, you can have a go on that,

1:37:101:37:13

-but don't touch anything, OK.

-All right.

1:37:131:37:16

What do you reckon?

1:37:161:37:17

Kimberly Fox! How dare you?

1:37:251:37:27

What do you think you're doing?

1:37:271:37:29

It's not my rubbish!

1:37:291:37:30

It ain't my rubbish. I've a good mind to call the police.

1:37:301:37:33

What, for dumping rubbish outside the launderette!

1:37:331:37:36

No, no, no, don't call the police, please!

1:37:361:37:38

Give me one reason why I shouldn't, you sneering little litter bug.

1:37:381:37:41

Because I have started a petition against the rubbish cuts.

1:37:411:37:47

Dee's making placards as we speak.

1:37:471:37:49

I'm the only chance that this square has got.

1:37:491:37:52

Well, you can tell her I'll be very happy to sign a petition.

1:37:521:37:55

Now, clear off, and take your rubbish with you.

1:37:551:37:58

Come on, you've got loads left, haven't you?

1:38:121:38:14

Have you met my dad?

1:38:141:38:16

He would kill me if I gave away a freebie.

1:38:161:38:18

Not even for your oldest friend, who's struggling to survive?

1:38:181:38:21

I've got a little sister to feed!

1:38:211:38:23

Did you have to burn a violin to keep warm as well?

1:38:231:38:26

Go on, then.

1:38:261:38:28

Wahoo!

1:38:281:38:30

Yes! Thank you, Peter!

1:38:301:38:32

It's only because you're a fitty.

1:38:321:38:34

Right, how many do you want?

1:38:351:38:37

-You OK?

-Yep.

1:38:411:38:42

Ronnie, if Alfie had seen you...

1:38:421:38:44

I know. I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.

1:38:441:38:47

I just, I really needed to talk to you.

1:38:471:38:49

So, look, things were going really, really well,

1:38:491:38:52

and now suddenly Jack's pulled this "let's move in together".

1:38:521:38:55

I just think it's taking things too quickly.

1:38:551:38:57

-Ron, listen...

-Suddenly, it's not like it's a fresh start.

1:38:571:39:00

It's some deluded world where nothing ever happened.

1:39:001:39:03

I can't lie to Alfie.

1:39:031:39:05

I can't risk hurting him. I just can't. I'm sorry.

1:39:051:39:08

What are you trying to say?

1:39:101:39:12

Hope she likes it.

1:39:161:39:17

There you are. Sold.

1:39:191:39:21

£400 commission.

1:39:211:39:22

You got four grand for that?

1:39:221:39:24

I certainly did. There you go. I could do this all day.

1:39:241:39:26

All right, I'll get your cut.

1:39:261:39:28

I had an idea you'd be sniffing around here.

1:39:291:39:31

Is that from one of our motors?

1:39:311:39:33

Yeah. He just got four grand for that.

1:39:331:39:35

What?

1:39:351:39:37

HE does not muscle in here. You got that?

1:39:371:39:41

-All right, don't take it out on him.

-Sling your hook, Wicks!

1:39:411:39:44

-Enjoy the 4K I just made you!

-Yeah!

1:39:441:39:47

Thing is, Dan, we're not playing to our strengths.

1:39:511:39:54

I've got an idea that'd make our team ten times better.

1:39:541:39:57

What's that, you quitting the team?

1:39:571:39:59

See, that's why Cantona went wasted for so long.

1:39:591:40:02

Took Fergie to spot his genius. Where's your vision?

1:40:021:40:05

The sight of you in your shorts burnt out our retinas.

1:40:051:40:08

Very funny.

1:40:081:40:09

Can I get you a drink?

1:40:091:40:11

I've one on the way, thank you.

1:40:111:40:12

So, where are you going tonight?

1:40:121:40:15

Just dinner...and a movie.

1:40:151:40:17

At least someone's going to the pictures.

1:40:171:40:19

What you going to see?

1:40:191:40:20

Just because we're in the same space,

1:40:201:40:22

does not mean we have to make inane small talk.

1:40:221:40:25

The big question is, sweepers or a flat back four...

1:40:271:40:30

I wasn't going to say anything...

1:40:321:40:34

Come on, I get it. Let's have it, spit it out.

1:40:341:40:37

OK. Roxy's lying to you.

1:40:371:40:40

She's in the park with Ronnie.

1:40:401:40:43

They're laughing away. They're hugging. They're happy...

1:40:431:40:46

You know what, Michael? I'm going to pretend I'm not hearing this, OK?

1:40:461:40:49

She's there. She's there! She's right there! Now.

1:40:491:40:52

Why would I lie to you?

1:40:521:40:54

Because you hate Ronnie as much as I do. That's why.

1:40:541:40:56

Yeah. Agreed. I do.

1:40:561:40:58

But was I lying to you when I told you Ronnie was IN your pub?

1:40:581:41:01

She's made me a promise since then.

1:41:011:41:03

Rock-solid trust. Couple of words you've not heard of, eh?

1:41:031:41:06

Kat made you a promise too, didn't she?

1:41:061:41:09

Where's Roxy now?

1:41:091:41:11

Where is she?

1:41:131:41:14

Huh?

1:41:141:41:15

She was acting a little bit weird earlier on, wasn't she?

1:41:151:41:18

And let's be honest, you don't have that much of a sixth sense

1:41:181:41:22

when it comes to women, do you?

1:41:221:41:23

Shut up, Michael.

1:41:231:41:24

Don't you get why this keeps happening to you?

1:41:241:41:26

Do you think I should listen to someone like you -

1:41:261:41:29

a pathetic, twisted bloke

1:41:291:41:31

when that girl Roxy has given up her sister?

1:41:311:41:34

She's done it for me. For me, all right?

1:41:341:41:36

I'm moved.

1:41:381:41:39

For what it's worth, I don't think there are many other people

1:41:391:41:42

she would have screwed you over for.

1:41:421:41:44

He loves me.

1:41:541:41:55

He loves me so, so much.

1:41:551:41:57

And he makes me happy, Ron.

1:41:571:41:59

But you're not happy!

1:41:591:42:00

You know, with all the things that I've done, Jack's sticking by me.

1:42:001:42:04

Hold on a minute. Alfie's not the bad guy here, is he?

1:42:041:42:07

No, I'm not saying that. I've seen the way he is with you.

1:42:071:42:11

All I'm saying is, all of this sneaking around is going to do nothing but cause trouble.

1:42:131:42:17

I'm trying to keep you both happy!

1:42:171:42:19

How long can we be like this? Like we're dead to each other?

1:42:191:42:23

What are you even saying stuff like that for?

1:42:231:42:25

But that's exactly how it is.

1:42:251:42:27

I don't want you to lie to someone that you love every day.

1:42:271:42:31

Roxy, you've got to tell him.

1:42:311:42:35

Do you think he'd understand?

1:42:351:42:37

I think he loves you.

1:42:371:42:40

And I think he can see that you're not happy.

1:42:401:42:43

Yeah.

1:42:451:42:46

OK.

1:42:481:42:50

OK. So, what's the problem with moving in with Jack?

1:42:501:42:52

I'm just out of prison.

1:42:541:42:56

He knows that.

1:42:561:42:58

So, I want to move forward.

1:42:581:43:00

Ron, Jack was your husband.

1:43:001:43:03

You said it yourself, you gave him a million reasons to want to run.

1:43:031:43:07

If he makes you happy...

1:43:071:43:08

Of course Jack makes me happy!

1:43:081:43:10

So what more does he need to do?

1:43:101:43:12

Huh?

1:43:131:43:14

Oh, look... I've got to go.

1:43:161:43:18

I think he'll understand.

1:43:211:43:23

I hope so.

1:43:231:43:24

I love you.

1:43:241:43:26

I love you too.

1:43:261:43:27

-See you later.

-See ya.

1:43:311:43:32

DOORBELL RINGS

1:44:031:44:05

-All right?

-Oh, it's you.

1:44:081:44:10

Application off OK?

1:44:101:44:12

Yeah, yeah. Thanks to Masood.

1:44:121:44:13

What would we do without him, eh(?)

1:44:131:44:15

Granddad! I did it! I made a tenner.

1:44:151:44:17

Hey! You rob a bank?

1:44:171:44:20

I set up a business plan. And I did it.

1:44:201:44:22

I sold my video game.

1:44:221:44:24

Well, I think we can safely move into phase two

1:44:241:44:27

of the Wicks and Co business training.

1:44:271:44:30

You're my right-hand man.

1:44:301:44:32

-Oop, wrong hand!

-You really are.

1:44:321:44:33

# Dunna-da! Laundry man! #

1:44:331:44:37

You're going to trip over!

1:44:371:44:39

-Just admit it, it's very sexy.

-Oh, yeah!

1:44:391:44:43

Hey.

1:44:431:44:44

Made a tenner.

1:44:441:44:45

Aren't you clever? Bianca's halfway to a pair of shoes.

1:44:451:44:48

Can Granddad stay for ever? Please, please, please.

1:44:481:44:52

We need to conquer the world, don't we?

1:44:521:44:54

Bianca's back in two weeks, and then you're gone.

1:44:541:44:57

What's all this?

1:45:051:45:07

What, is my spaghetti bolognaise really that unidentifiable?

1:45:071:45:11

Well, yeah.

1:45:111:45:12

Listen. I think you're right.

1:45:121:45:15

Why wait?

1:45:161:45:17

Listen, don't just tell me things you think I want to hear.

1:45:181:45:21

I'm not. It's what I want.

1:45:211:45:23

Look, I just think I freaked out

1:45:231:45:25

because it was like I'd woken up in my old life, and...

1:45:251:45:29

Do you know what, we've changed.

1:45:291:45:30

I know that, don't I?

1:45:331:45:34

And I need you. You make me happy.

1:45:341:45:38

You're my future, so...

1:45:381:45:41

I'm going to move back in.

1:45:411:45:43

Let's wait and see how that spag bol is first, shall we?

1:45:431:45:46

THEY LAUGH

1:45:461:45:48

Hey, here you are! What are you doing? It's madness downstairs.

1:45:481:45:52

Lazy bones strikes again, eh?

1:45:521:45:53

No.

1:45:531:45:55

You're not lazy.

1:45:551:45:56

You're not.

1:45:591:46:01

YOU are brilliant.

1:46:011:46:03

And kind.

1:46:041:46:06

And funny, and...

1:46:061:46:07

And I love you.

1:46:081:46:10

OK, Alfie look, um... I went out before.

1:46:141:46:17

-Rox, you know the wedding vows?

-Yeah?

1:46:171:46:21

Would you promise to always be straight with me?

1:46:221:46:25

We'll get old and lose our looks...

1:46:261:46:30

..but I will love you more every day.

1:46:321:46:34

Please...

1:46:361:46:38

..please, never lie to me.

1:46:391:46:42

I won't.

1:46:481:46:50

Right, come on.

1:46:541:46:56

Peroxide's adventures out.

1:46:561:46:59

Tell me all about it.

1:46:591:47:01

Nothing interesting.

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