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No, it's got a crease in it, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
you're going to have to pull it tighter. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
All right. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
Couldn't you have made "Beale's Plaice" bigger? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
I tried, but it made it look off balance. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
I've got some sponsorship posters printed up as well. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Where shall I stick them? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
I'll leave that up to you, Ian. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
True. It's my event after all. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Ma, Ma, come here. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
We have to help each other. Isn't that what today's about? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Yes. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
I've been meaning to come over... | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
to talk about wedding plans. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
We're not having this conversation, Syed. Not now, not ever. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Is that why you're helping me, or is it actually for the fete? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-It's because of the fete. -Good. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-I hope I've made enough samosas. -You won't be stuck on the stall all day? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
-You are going to have a bit of fun yourself. -Life isn't all about fun, all right, Syed? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
-I'm helping the community. -They want to see you let your hair down. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
I often let my hair down. I am a fun-filled person. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
Everyone knows that. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
She's a selfish cow. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
-I thought she was your best mate. -No, not after yesterday. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
Listen to this - I had my holiday booked, OK? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
I had my sunglasses, my passport, but what didn't I have? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
My mate. Cos she was having it off with my brother the whole time! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Just forget about it. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Listen, I don't suppose you fancy going to the fete, do you? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
It's not really my thing. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
-Oh. -But what is my thing is taking you bowling. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
-Bowling? -Yeah. You could gasp in wonder at my coordination. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
-All right. -That's better. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Whitney, I've been looking for you. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
-Can I have a word? -Come on, Lee, let's go... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Oh, that is very grown up, isn't it? I'm entitled to a life, you know, Whitney! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
Jean, can you pass me that end up, please, darling? Thank you. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
You know, it's not as if I like many men... | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
not in that way. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Stands to reason that when I do find one I like he doesn't like me. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Not just him though, is it? Eddie didn't like you either. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-His loss. Jean, the bunting now, darling. -Do you know, I'm so fed up of being on my own. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Life has got no... surprises any more. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
-Get a dog, then. -A dog?! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
I don't want a dog! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-I want what you and Kat have got! I want love! -Jean... | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
I mean... | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
..what's wrong with me? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Am I that ugly? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
You're not ugly! There's nothing wrong with you. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
If you ask me, that Norman needs his bumps feeling. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
Old man like that, must be at least 20 years older than you. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
I like older me, I always have. Brian was seven years older than me. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Older men are more...reliable. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Who wants reliable? Give me a younger fella any day. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-They're always up for it. -It's a good job you go for the younger blokes. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Seeing as how all the fellas your age are all dead. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Don't even think about that Norman. -He had lovely eyes. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Did you notice? You can tell a lot from a man's eyes. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Well, if he prefers tub-of-lard Pat over you, he needs his eyes tested. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Do you think I should do something different to my hair? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-What do you think? -I think, Jean... I think you should give me the bunting. Thank you. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:24 | |
I'd have made a great Pearly Queen. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-Yeah, you would have. -A really great one. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-Are you going to mope about like this all day? -I am not moping! I am... | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Oh, it doesn't matter, it's all a joke to you, anyway. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
And yes, I did like Eddie, very, very much | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
but there wasn't the connection. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
And there could be with Norman, he just doesn't know it yet! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
And... | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
why can't I have a bit of fun? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Why is it never my day? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Bet she's not took her tablets today. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
No, she's right, she would've made a great Pearly Queen. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
And she will. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
-How do you mean? -Tell you what I mean. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
I know someone in the know. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
If she wants to be Pearly Queen for the day, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
then a Pearly Queen she will be. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Will you just stop! Stop it! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Come on. How often are we in a room alone? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
All right, well, just keep your hands to yourself! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-Rarr! -Hurry up, Pat! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
# La-da, da-da | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
# Da-da-da-da-daaa... # | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
I knew it. I look ridiculous, don't I? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
-No, no, you don't. No, you look really authentic. -No, I was just laughing... | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
I was just laughing because, um... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-Well, you know... -Yeah. I know. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Right. Here we go... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
A right couple of swells. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
A right couple of fools, more like. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-I'm not doing it. -Course you are. -People will laugh! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
No, they won't. See what you've done? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
You'll have to get somebody else. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
-Jean wanted to do it. -No, no. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I don't want Jean! I want you. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Look, if I can dress up like this, so can you. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
It's different for you. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
What? Cos I look like an idiot all the time? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
No, cos I live here! That's my square out there, my neighbours! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Which is exactly why you should do it. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
It's a money raiser for the community centre, right? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
So what if a few people laugh at first? They'll soon line up for a photo with you. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
Not because you look stupid... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
because you're the Queen. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Besides... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
you carry it off better than most. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Really? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Really. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
You seen it out there? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
All the flags and smiles? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
They're patting themselves on the back for thinking about doing something for the community. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
And I bet before it's dark, they'll be at each other's throats. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
I'd rather just spend some money on sending it to an African tribe. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:02 | |
get 'em a decent water supply. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
-Here you go, fellas. Careful. Lovely, that'll do. -All right. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-Right, where's our free beer? -Yeah, very funny(!) | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
-Listen, Paddy, thanks for your help. Much appreciated. -It's all right, it's all right. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
I've had that Ian Beale breathing down my neck all morning, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
sticking his posters on anything that doesn't move. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
That sounds about right. So what time's kick off? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-In half an hour. -All right. I'll see you boys later. -Much appreciated. Cheers, lads. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
-Is he, uh... -What? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
-You know? -HE WHISTLES | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-What's...? -HE WHISTLES | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
-Of course he's a bit... -HE WHISTLES | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Right. Thought so. He kept having a look. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-Please. If anything, he's looking at me. -You must be joking! The gays love me. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Yeah, only cos you come on to them, don't you? You know, his closet door's always been a bit ajar. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
I'm comfortable with my sexuality, boys. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-Oh, really? -I attract attention. I'm used to it. Girls, blokes. They're only human. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
Some are human, most are dogs, though. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-Oi, lads, lads. Oi oi! -Here, Pat, you lost a button? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
One more crack like that and I'm turning straight round. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
Pull all the faces you like, the Pat I used to know | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
was never backwards in pushing herself forward. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-Well, that was a long time ago. -She's still in there. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
-Now, we're supposed to be meeting our photographer from... -Oh, no! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-You could end up on the Billingsgate Fish Market calendar as Miss November. -November? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:24 | |
-Yes. -What about Miss July? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
See! I said the old Pat was still in there. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Right, what is it we're supposed to be doing? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Well, we open the thing and then we pose for pics. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
We must make sure we charge a quid a photo. It all adds up. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:38 | |
Ooh, there's the photographer! Come on, Pat. From the Gazette? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
How good is that? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
You must be so proud. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Hi, Rebecca. What are you doing here? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Thought I'd come cheer you on. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
I raided the piggy bank. It's all for a good cause, isn't it? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -And besides, I wanted to see you. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
I was going to give you a call later on, honestly... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-There's something I need to talk to you about. Let's go and get a coffee. -Sure. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
-Norman Simmonds, two M's. -Why's she dressed like that? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-You Pearly Queen, eh? -It fits perfectly. -You look a picture, you do, sweetheart. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
-Thank you for doing this for me. -No, sweetheart. You have fun today. You look great. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:25 | |
He has his moments! Look at Pat's face! All right, Pat? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-Oh, no, don't cos a stir, I don't want a fuss. -Well, I do. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-Let's see who has the most buttons. -I'm fine here. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
You've got to show Norman what he's missing out on. Come on. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-Did you know about this? -No. I've no idea why she's dressed like that. -Oh, I have - | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
she's out to make trouble, like her daughter. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
They crack on they're a salt shaker short of a cruet set | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
but they're all there when they want to be. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
What are you playing at, Jean? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-I'm not playing at anything. -She can get dressed up if she wants. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
There's no law against it. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Actually, the Pearly Society are very strict when it comes to their outfits. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Leave off, it's a suit with a few buttons on it... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
Looks lovely, though, don't she? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
-Well, yes. -Why are you doing this, Kat? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-What? -Letting Jean make a fool of herself. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
No, I'm not! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Oh, yes, you are! See, Norman chose me...not Jean. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
You think he'll look at her dressed like some sort | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
of second-rate Music Hall act and change his mind? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
You're setting her up to be humiliated. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Mind you, that's probably something she's used to. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Cos she's on medication. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-You evil old cow! -I know what you are. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
You are a bully. A really nasty bully! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Really? Well, let me tell you, madam, you are an... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Forget it. I don't need this. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I never wanted to dress like this anyway. I'm going home. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
No, no, Pat, no. Please. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
It's all right. It's fine. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
THERE'S your Pearly Queen | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
and look at her, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
she's like a greyhound in a trap. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Can't wait to chase the rabbit. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
You stick with Jean, you make a lovely couple. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
There you go, now everyone's happy. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Sugar? -No, thanks. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
You said you wanted to talk about something? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Would you like a biscuit? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
No. I'm fine, thanks. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Right. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
Well, the thing is, Rebecca... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
-..I really like you. -Oh. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Well, I like you, too. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Good. Good. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Anyway, the thing is... | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
-Another thing? -Yeah. I haven't... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
I haven't been completely honest with you. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-Go on. -Um... | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
Well, you've kind of made this assumption and I haven't corrected you... | 0:10:51 | 0:10:56 | |
-What assumption? -That, um... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
That I'm a widower. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
I am divorced. Well, nearly divorced. It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
Your wife's still alive?! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Yeah. You sure you don't want one of these biscuits? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Look, Rebecca, I didn't know how things were going to turn out | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
between us, and when you presumed Jane was dead, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
-I just kind of went along with it. -You lied to me. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
No, no. Technically, right, I just didn't correct you. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:26 | |
-Which isn't lying, is it? -Excuses! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
You just sound like my ex-husband. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-Yeah, but hang on, you all just assumed I was a widower. -"All"? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Yeah, you and the other mums. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
You've been seeing the other mums! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
No. Not all of them! Just some of them. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
It's not really seeing either, it was just coffee and things. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
-Cheryl and Fiona meant absolutely nothing to me. -Forget it, Ian. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
I like you. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Just forget it! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Rebecca... | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Everyone's out. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
I'm avoiding the enforced fun day. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Um... | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
Lauren, look... | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
you shouldn't have got involved yesterday. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Yes, I should. But I don't want to talk about it. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Just promise me you'll never deal again. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
I can't promise you that. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
This is who I am, Lauren, you know? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Sometimes I got to do stuff just to get by. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
But you shouldn't be involved in this. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
And you shouldn't be involved with me. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
I don't need protecting, Ryan. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Right, well I think you do need protecting. From me. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
I'm a mess, Lauren. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Everything I touch falls apart. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I bring people down with me. You nearly got arrested because of me! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
-Yes, and I didn't. So it's all right. -No. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
It's not all right... | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
..and I'm not going to see you again. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Tiffany here? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
No, she's at the fete, Dot. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Oh. Oh, well, I'll leave it here, then. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Thank her very much for me. Oh, hello, Pat. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Jim... Jim, he liked it very much. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
-You all right? -I got a headache. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
It's like knives in my brain. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Oh, right, well, come and sit down... | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I'll tell you who's a real headache - Kat Moon. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
-I don't want to be getting in your way. -No, you're fine. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
You don't look great. She looks a bit pale, doesn't she, Pat? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
Actually, Dot, you don't look too good. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-Well, you know me, I ain't one to complain. -How long have you had them? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
Oh, the past few weeks. I mean, they used to come and go. This one, it's with me all the time. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:27 | |
-Well, what's your doctor said? -Oh, well, I haven't been. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
You know, I didn't want to bother him. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Why ever not? If they're as bad as what you say they are. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Well...you know, you mean to go and... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
You're scared to find out what it might be? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Well, like I said, I've had them before, | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
my migraines, but I've never had nothing like this. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Right, Carol, get the phone. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
We're making you an appointment. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Tanya Jessop? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
Tanya Jessop? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
Mr Waverly's ready for you now. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
So remember to dig deep, it's all for a good cause | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
and it gives me great pleasure to declare this fete and fortune day, well and truly open! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
I was expecting to see you glued to Carol's side. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Oh, no, she's just nipped home for something. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Probably left the oven on. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
She's very homely, isn't she? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
I don't think she's homely. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
It must be so difficult for her, like, juggling all those kids. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Not surprising she doesn't have much time to make the best of herself. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
Oh, look, a test-your-strength machine. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-Go on, have a go. -I haven't had a go on one of these for years. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Go on, you show them how it's done. I bet you can hit that bell. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
-Go on, then. -You think you've got it in you? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-Stand back. -All right. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
-Not bad at all! -You sure that's set up right? That should've hit the bell. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
-Looked very impressive from where I was standing. -Is that right? -Very. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:37 | |
Right, well... I'll see you around...Hercules. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
I think you've found yourself a fan there, brother. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
-Sorry about that. Have I missed anything? -Nothing. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:53 | |
Oh, look. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
What if it's not want I want? You're making excuses. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
All right, you're too young for me, then! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Actually, I think I act a lot older than you. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
You're the one coming out with the childish rubbish. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
This is about Whitney, innit? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Course it is. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Well, she's been through enough upset enough recently, hasn't she? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
So it's OK to upset me? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
Right, look me in the eye and tell me that you want us to finish. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Right, idiot. OK, well tell her that you finished with me, | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
that I was heartbroken and we'll just carry on in secret. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
What? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
I'm not letting you go. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
You're right, you are a mess. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
You're a lost cause. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
But lost causes turn me on. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Wow. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
I'm only glad that Jim ain't at home. Cos he picks up when things ain't right | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
and he'd know I was worried and then he'd get worked up. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
I'll have to be careful, | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
on my guard when I go to visit him though. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Well, on with the motley, as they say. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
I'm taking up all of your day. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Oh, don't worry, I've got nothing better to do. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
I'm supposed to be standing out there doing my Tessie O'Shea, | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
but then Demented Deirdre from the pub needed an outing from day care. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
I should never have let Norman talk me into it. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
-He seems a nice man. -Yeah. Yeah, he is. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
I mean, I know it ain't none of my business, but are you and him... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
Oh, no. No, Dot, nothing like that. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
We're just good friends. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Like you and Mr Bishop. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Where is he? I haven't seen him around lately. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Oh, he's been very busy. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
You know, this pain in my head it's like knives inside my skull. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
I don't seem to get no respite from it. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I mean, I hardly got any sleep last night. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
It seemed worse then. Well, then it always does, doesn't it? You know, when it's dark and you're alone. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:07 | |
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the terror by night." | 0:18:07 | 0:18:12 | |
Psalm 91 verse 5. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
But I am afraid. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Right, you're not waiting till Monday. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
-I'm getting you to the hospital. -Oh, no, it'll wait. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
I'm just a bit down at the moment, that's all. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
-You need to be seen, don't you? -No, I can wait! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
What if it's a stroke? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
I couldn't bear that! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
I tell you what, you and me are going to have a little tot of brandy. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
Now, I'm no doctor but I know it numbs the pain. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Believe me, I've been self-medicating for years! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Did you bring someone with you? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
No, I didn't. I didn't want... I didn't want to worry. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
You've had a bit of a shock. You shouldn't really be on your own. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
Me and my husband are separated and, um, my best mate moved away. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:10 | |
There must be someone. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
There's my daughters. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-But, I can't... -Look, maybe you should stay here for a while. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-I could get someone to sit with you. -No. I'll be fine. Sorry. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
Sorry. It's just the shock, isn't it? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
It's just the shock. Although it isn't. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
I mean, I knew when you sent the letter, I knew it was bad news, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
but, um... well, you just do, don't you? So... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
I'm going to be fine. I can do this. I can do this. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:46 | |
-Come on, Alfie! Put your back into it! -What do you think I'm doing? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
-Yes! In your face, Alfie! -That's because you started before Patrick said! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
-Sore loser! Loser! Loser! -Listen to him. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-He wins one thing and thinks he's Rocky Balboa. -All mouth, is he? -And the rest. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
You want to get down the gym more. Only exercise he gets is drinking pints. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-Some of us weren't born weeds. -You were born a loser. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Oi, oi, oi. That's my cue. Now listen, this is a community day. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
Go knock some coconuts down or hit on some girls. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Save the fighting till we get back home. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Number of times I've had to get in between Robbie and Sonia when they were kids. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
Bet you were the same with your brothers and sisters. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
-Yeah. -Sibling rivalry, eh? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-Have I told you how beautiful you look today? -Are you drunk? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
I'm intoxicated with your beauty. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Now I know you're talking rubbish. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-You've got to learn to take compliments. -I don't HAVE to do anything... | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
but compliments are nice. Thank you. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
I've never seen anything like it! Your ball bounced three aisles. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
-Three! -What can I say? It slipped out of my hand. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
-You're a liability, you. -Yeah. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
-Sorry. -No. It's just that, um... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
What? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
It doesn't matter. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
I like you a lot. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Yeah, well... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
-there's things you don't know about me. -Ditto. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
I mean, if you did know, then... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
you probably wouldn't like me. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
You don't support Spurs, do you? Cos if you do, I'm out that door. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
I'm being serious. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Don't worry about it. You'll tell me when the time's right. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
It's like I say, I like you. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
-OK, shall I get us some more drinks? -Yeah, definitely. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
You know, it's a shame there isn't the egg-and-spoon race. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
I used to be really, really good at that. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
I mean, most people think the trick is in choosing the right egg, but it's not. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:46 | |
-It's about having a firm wrist. -Oh. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-That outfit really suits you. -You think so? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-It gives you an air of dignity. -Thanks. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Jean, Jean, come and join me. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
-Sold out of samosas? -Yes, all gone. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
And, for your information, I've signed up for the three-legged race, because I am a fun person. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
Mum, I never said you weren't. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Right, ladies and gentlemen. Can I have a bit of quiet, please? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
It's time for the three-legged race. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Now, we'll be selecting from the bucket who partners who. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Now, in one bucket are the men, and in the other one, the women. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
Now, the first name out of the bucket is... | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
..Christian. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
And Christian will partner... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Oi, oi, oi. ..Zainab. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
And the next name is Tyler. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
-And his partner is Kat... -Mum. -I've got a headache. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
-No, you don't. -You expect me to tie my leg to his? You think that's my idea of fun? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Well, it's not like he's got anything catching. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
Sorry. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
I thought we were making progress. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Yeah, well, I'm not ready for that kind of progress. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
You're together, you're getting married, adopting a child, living next door to me! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:15 | |
There's only so much I can take, Syed. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am incapable of having fun. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:20 | |
-Want a top-up? -No, thanks, just the one for me. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
One's lonely, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
two's friendly and three is a party. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
Well, at least I can say I did it. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
For all of five minutes, I was a Pearly Queen. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Not that it was ever an ambition of mine. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
I was Miss Butlins, Clacton 1958. I bet you didn't know that. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
I had heard a rumour. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
I went for a holiday once in Clacton. It was just after the War. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
I'd come back from being evacuated. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
My sister Rose - my half sister - she ran off. I got the blame for it. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:10 | |
I had my photograph taken, sitting on a donkey wearing a sash. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:16 | |
-I'm going to die. -Oh, give over, Dot. -No, I feel it. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
It'll be something to do with needing glasses or something like that. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
You'll outlive the lot of us. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
There are things that I wish I'd done...that I'll never do now. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:32 | |
What, like jumping off a bridge with a bit of elastic tied round your ankle? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
No. Like ice cream. Strawberry ice cream for breakfast. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:41 | |
Really? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Here. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
Here, why don't you make a list? Might take your mind off your head. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:50 | |
No, I don't need to make a list cos I done my shopping this morning. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
No, no, no. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
A list of things that you would like to do. Start with the ice cream. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Now, what else is there? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Well, I'd like to make me peace with someone. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:05 | |
I've been regretting that lately. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
That sounds a bit deep. But, go on, stick it down. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Now listen to me, Dot. You are not going to die - stop saying that. It's nonsense. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:17 | |
I'll tell you what is nonsense - you fooling yourself | 0:26:17 | 0:26:22 | |
that you're not bothered by sitting here with me while he's out there with that Jean. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
-What do you mean? -You know what I mean. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
I mean, you're entitled to a little bit of fun now, Pat, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
cos you ain't married, are you? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
You must admit there's been a little bit of a spring in your step lately. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Want some company? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
Get lost. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
Oh, nice. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
-Come on, Whitney. -I mean it, Lauren, I'm not interested. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
-Course you're not. You're not interested in anything that's not all about you. -What? | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
It's always all about you! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
-Everyone rushing round, worried about you, trying to save you from that Rob. -You slept with my brother! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:05 | |
Yes, I know, Whitney, and I wanted to tell you, but I knew you'd do this - | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
-make it all about you, when it's nothing to do with you! -Right, then. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:15 | |
She says she's up for meeting. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Well done. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
What shall I text back? | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
I'll take over from here. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
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