16/09/2011 EastEnders


16/09/2011

Eddie reveals a staggering secret to Michael which will change the course of their relationship forever. Meanwhile, Darren and Jodie's wedding plans are tragically shattered.


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All this way and you ain't coming in?

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You wanted answers.

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Woah! Woah, what are you doing?!

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The scan shows the size of the blood clot has increased.

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Tyler needs it removed, to ease the pressure on his brain and hopefully, avoid brain damage.

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-Can't you wait? My dad's not here...

-It needs to be done urgently.

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Answers, you said.

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What is this place?

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All right, Dad? Hey!

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Michael. Craig.

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Meet your brother.

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Who? Oh!

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Look, just say you were at the fight, right,

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but you had to leave on an emergency.

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You are a registered boxing medic, right?

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Yeah. Well, how much?!

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Yeah, well, it'll have to be.

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-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

-Hey, Eddie!

-Damien. Hey, what's up? What's up?

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Guess which one this is.

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-Michael. The rock star.

-I said he THINKS he's a rock star.

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-Are you hungry?

-Not really.

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-He made me dinner once, I was sick for days.

-You asked for that paella.

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I asked for pie!

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I hate seafood.

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Why don't you show Michael some of your frogs?

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He's obsessed by them. Got nearly 100.

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-Only one favourite, though. Eh, Craig?

-I'm off.

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-You've only just met him.

-You are having a laugh,

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you bring me to meet a half-brother and I'm not supposed to be angry?!

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Don't talk about him like that!

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Dad gets me one every time he goes away.

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Does he?

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Craig's not your half-brother.

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He's your mum's. And mine.

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Just like you.

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Except he isn't like me, is he?

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Dad!

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So what, did you have a win on the gee-gees?

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Expenses...

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That's a lot of cash for two pints of milk and a chamois leather.

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-Entertaining a client.

-Good for you. Keep the customers happy.

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If anyone can, I can.

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Yeah, I met a very unhappy customer outside earlier.

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Said he bought a vehicle off you last week with dodgy electrics.

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Oh, the blue coupe?

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-Well, it's covered by his warranty.

-Cool.

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-Max is gonna be real chuffed, you know, the way you've been taking care of things.

-He should be.

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There's something a bit iffy here.

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-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah, he said he paid £4,800 for that coupe.

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And here it's written 4-3.

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I can understand 3 and 8 - they look similar, eh? It's a mistake.

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Stupid mistake.

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Got expenses of my own.

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All having it a little bit hard, ain't we, at the minute?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, go on then, talk.

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-It ain't stealing!

-No. It's fraud and it's deception!

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I'm working here, all the hours, making sure this place ticks over for Max and where is he?

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In some Jacuzzi in Vegas. I've earned it!

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I don't think the Old Bill are gonna think that.

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-Don't be stupid, Jack. I'm gonna pay it back!

-When?

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Well, I dunno. But look I'm begging you, mate! Course I am.

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What's Jodie gonna say about this, eh?

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Tell Michael what you know about your family, Craig.

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Frankie went out with a footballer so she used to be a WAG.

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He played for Brentford, Craig. He's hardly Ronaldo.

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What about Anthony?

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He's allergic to dust and cat hair.

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-Hay fever.

-And Michael?

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Dad says you lived in Spain...

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Did you never just think to introduce us? Sunday afternoons, a burger place, normal family stuff?

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When your mum died...

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..I wasn't what Craig needed.

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I got letters from his carers, but I stayed away.

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-Then when Colleen and I spilt...

-Yeah, you picked up where you left off, didn't you?

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I thought I was ready to be a good dad to him.

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Lucky him. And it's only now, years later, you decide we should meet?

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It's all right. I was fine.

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I tried! Many times.

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-But everybody seemed happy, I didn't want to destroy that.

-Happy?!

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Don't get me wrong, Craig, I'm thrilled for you, toy frogs, afternoons out, lovely.

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But it was never like that for me.

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-Was it?

-I did my best.

-You did nothing!

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You were a useless husband and a useless father!

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I thought meeting him would help you understand.

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No. You flung him in a home so you could carry on lying and cheating on my mum.

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-No wonder she topped herself!

-If I hear you snivel on about Saint Maggie one more minute,

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I'll squeeze every last breath out of your sorry throat!

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-Understand?

-Why are you saying that about Mum?

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This was stupid.

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I'm sorry.

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I should never have done this.

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Get me a beer.

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Two beers. And a whisky.

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-Actually, a double whisky.

-Yeah.

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I reckon we should probably work out what to do before you're too drunk to have a coherent thought.

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You should make her a mix-tape, man!

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Stick some slow jams on it, you know,

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# Baby, I promise, that I'll stay true. #

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I think a letter is probably the best option here. Stating what you'll do to redeem yourself.

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But I don't think I can redeem myself now.

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Listen, 'nuff girls'd love you stealing to pay for their big fat wedding, man.

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It's like Robin Hood or that highway man with the mask and that.

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Yeah, it is quite romantic.

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She turns up at jail in her huge dress, crying till her eyes are crusty.

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And you're stoical, you know?

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# I did it for you. #

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Tamwar, this ain't some terrible Ashton Kutcher film!

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I love Jodie and I don't know what I'd do without her. And if this is over...

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Hey, hey, hey. It's not over till the Fatboy sings, and...

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Yeah, but boys she didn't find it romantic, you know, she found it disgusting.

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To be fair, she has made some outrageous demands. Like, she told Afia not to wear purple.

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She told me not to speak to any of her family, till they were drunk.

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She told me not to speak at all.

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Which makes my best man's speech a bit of a challenge.

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Look man, she'll calm down, all right. You know, just apologise, promise to pay Max back

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and it'll be cool man, trust me.

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Jodie loves you.

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-I'll kill him!

-Imagine, right, if he only paid for the top half of the dress

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and like one course of the sit-down meal...

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Look, you've lost the plot. You've bought into all this guff about weddings.

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You ain't a princess, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're a partly-qualified

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beautician from Essex.

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Can we leave Essex out of this?

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Look, Darren obviously felt he needed to buy all the fluff to prove that he does deserve you.

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-It is quite romantic, really.

-Let's see how romantic you feel

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-when you're having conjugal visits down Wormwood Scrubs!

-Mum!

-And you've said the wedding's off?

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Oh, seems a bit of a waste.

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-Darren going to jail and you not getting your big day.

-Oh, look, do you love him?

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I don't even know any more.

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Right, well till he risked his job, his friendship with my dad and a criminal record

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just to buy you a stupid dress and feed 100 people he barely knows, did you love him?

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Till it hurts to breathe.

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-Awww.

-A little perspective, please!

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If he stole to pay for one day, how's he gonna support you for the rest of your life?

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You can't trust anyone.

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But he makes her laugh, don't he make you laugh, Jode?

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-Yeah, so she buys a Lenny Henry DVD and finds herself a real man who can look after her!

-Just stop it!

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Let's go to the hospital.

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What? Why?

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Well, cos if you see Tyler's all right, then I think you'll feel better.

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Craig, what I said to you earlier, about you and about this place

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it was disgusting and I'm sorry.

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It's OK.

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OK.

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We don't share my inability to forgive then.

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You're happy here, on your own?

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I've got loads of mates.

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You're OK not meeting your family?

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Dad says we'll meet up one day, all of us.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Do you remember our mum?

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You think Dad'll be all right?

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I bet you think I'm a right idiot, don't you?

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You're the eldest.

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You're the one Dad kept.

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Have you still got one of these?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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High five, brother.

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Jodie, look, can I have two minutes, please.

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He won't leave if you don't.

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Look, I've thought of something that explains what I did.

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-There's no explanation.

-It's like war. And war's terrible and people die.

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-But if it's done for the right reason...

-Like what?!

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-It's called collateral damage.

-And how's that acceptable?

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It's not. But me thieving off Max was me going to war for you.

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I'd take on a whole army just to make you happy.

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Soldiers are very brave.

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Can I get you a drink?

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-Yep.

-Hot chocolate, yeah?

-Yep.

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Hey. I came to see if you was all right after yesterday.

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Yeah.

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You?

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Yeah. You know, there's a whole heap of madness happening with Darren and Jodie

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and I'm glad kind of glad I'm out of it really. Marriage.

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You don't mean that.

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Come on, I'm not being nasty, I'm really not, but I've only got one word for Mercy.

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And that's au revoir. Bye bye.

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-Bore off.

-Hold tight, Whitney knows French!

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-Ooh la la!

-No, I'm being serious, if she can't see what you're worth,

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then she's gonna need her eyes fixed or her head tested.

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Well, look, you know where I am, OK.

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So, don't sit inside stressing by yourself, all right?

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All right. Just holler at your boy.

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What if I'd done what you said and gone home?

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-Where have you been?!

-What happened?

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You wanna know where Tyler is? He's in there, having an operation to save his life.

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He's not...?

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No, not yet! But he could be.

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Dad, I was scared. I was scared, and where were you?

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-I needed to be on my own.

-Whilst your son is in that state?!

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You're pathetic!

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Have you seen Darren? Only he could get lost in a place where there's massive arrows everywhere.

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I'm sorry. How are you?

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Every time they tell me something new, it's...

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it's worse than I could've ever thought of.

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I just can't...

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I can't imagine him not being here.

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Me too. Come here.

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-Why didn't you tell Anthony about Craig?

-It's what I do.

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-Manage things.

-Start by telling the truth for a change.

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Cos if I'd been waiting for those answers, I'd be waiting my whole life.

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You haven't even explained to me why you put Craig into care. Cos even to a...

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a rubbish dad like me, that's pretty lame.

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Or maybe he's not good enough for the great Eddie Moon.

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-Your mum...

-Thought so. Here we go. Blame her again.

-She couldn't cope with either of you!

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You're trying to hurt me.

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That's twisted but that's just how you are.

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She wasn't right.

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She neglected you both.

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No.

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I remember her.

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I remember her...

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chasing mice round the flat with my cricket bat...

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..screaming her head off.

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And helping me get worms for my fishing.

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And even now, when I smell her perfume on someone...

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SNAPS HIS FINGERS

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..I'm right back there,

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sitting on her lap again, listening to her sing Clash records.

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It wasn't her who dug the worms out of the mud.

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It was me, Michael!

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I used to take you fishing down the canal!

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Can't you remember?

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I Wanna Riot.

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-She loved that song.

-Yeah.

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She smashed up our radio up cos the DJ spoke over the start of it.

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What about you?

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What about you?

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Did you ever hit her, Dad?

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You got a temper on you.

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-Shacked up with a mad bird... drove you to it, I suspect.

-It was like a sick game.

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Who could hurt who.

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-You destroyed her.

-We destroyed each other!

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Well, you won. Cos you're here!

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That day...

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That day, she wanted you to find her.

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She was angry with me, raging. Maybe I looked at a waitress the wrong way.

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She said she was going to do something big, make me sorry.

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She knew you were playing out in the yard

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and you'd soon be in for your dinner.

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She wanted her six-year-old to find her corpse?

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It was a stunt!

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For revenge,

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attention, I dunno.

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She thought you'd find her

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and call 999, to get help.

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I kept playing.

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And dinner got burnt...

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And I came in too late.

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Would you let Vanessa and Jodie loose on yours then, would you?

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You two seen Fatboy? Or Tamwar?

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Have you been to the hospital?

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Yeah, I did, best hour of my life(!)

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-Right, well how's Tyler?

-Not good, from what I heard.

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He's having an op to fix the bleeding on his brain.

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You OK? Where you going?

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-To oblivion.

-Hold up. I'm coming.

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Why didn't you tell me what she was really like?

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To protect you.

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I thought if I kept everything separate, I could keep you all safe.

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Craig from rejection.

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You from the truth about your mother.

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Your plan didn't work though, did it? Craig's missed out on a family and I...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, I've ruined all of us.

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Dad...

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-Tyler's out of surgery. We've removed the clot, which we're very happy about.

-Thank you.

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-Honestly, thank you...

-And?

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Well, we'll monitor Tyler asleep for the next 12 to 24 hours.

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And when we wake him, we'll be able to see if there's any damage to the brain.

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Brain damage?

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The brain underneath looks healthy at the moment.

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So try and focus on the fact that we're through the worst.

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-PAGER BEEPS

-I have to go. Sorry.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I have to go.

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You were right.

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You'd all be better off without me.

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To the happy couple. Congratulations!

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Ahh! Well, catch up, girl.

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Ain't you got a fancy wedding to pay for?

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Ain't you heard? Been bleeding your old man dry for weeks. I'm loaded.

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Well, he shouldn't have just gone off, then, should he?

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You feeling oblivious yet?

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You?

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-Nowhere near.

-To oblivion then.

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MONITOR BEEPS STEADILY

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D'you mind?

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Impossible to keep you down, you said.

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Cos I'll just keep getting back up. But look at you.

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I've brought you these...

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Hope you ain't lost your appetite.

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Cos I'll probably eat 'em all... and I've already got two fillings.

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Get up, Tyler. Please?

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Tyler, please get up.

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I've just spoken to Craig, he said can you get him a frog made out of chocolate.

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He saw them on the telly.

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How about my mum?

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-They weren't all lies, were they?

-She was beautiful.

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And funny. And wild.

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But we were like a lethal cocktail.

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Hurricane meeting a tornado.

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All those years, of me punishing you,

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no wonder you despised me.

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I was able to make a fresh start.

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I'm not that man.

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But you...

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Your moods, your temper...

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One walking bad memory.

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I don't hate you, I...

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But you were right...

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It's too late.

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You're actually quite a laugh when you're drunk, Lauren.

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-Well, I always find you funny.

-Oh, cheers. Is that you being smart, is it?

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So sharp I'll cut myself, Mum says.

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A woman so thick that she cheated on a gorgeous bloke with a bald clown

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who treated her like a doormat for years.

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Max and Tanya, ain't it? You know, Tanya and Max.

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They love each other. He's like a dad to me. And I'll never mug him off. Never.

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Right. If Jodie don't want you, and I never thought I'd say this...

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but it's her loss, innit. Wait, no...

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-Her loss?

-Yeah!

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You know, that's the same with Ryan. I've always said it, you're just too good for him!

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You are! I mean, once a cheater always a cheater

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-and who would do that to you, I don't know. No decent fella would.

-Oh, yeah? And why's that?

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Well, cos you're Lauren Branning, ain't you?

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Yeah! Yeah, I'm Lauren Branning.

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I remember!

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The fishing.

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And the canal.

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I remember.

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Should have just told me the truth.

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You were a little boy whose mum had just killed herself.

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A damaged little boy.

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What about later?

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Then you were a damaged teenager.

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And now I'm a damaged man.

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What about Craig?

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He won't have to be a secret any more.

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And Tyler?

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We've gotta believe that he's gonna be all right.

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Look at me!

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I'm sorry...Dad.

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The things I've done.

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It wasn't you, son...

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It was me.

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Eddie reveals a staggering secret to Michael which will change the course of their relationship forever. Meanwhile, Darren and Jodie's wedding plans are tragically shattered, leading a heartbroken Darren to make a nihilistic decision.


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