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PHONE RINGS | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Hello, Queen Vic? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
I thought I told you to leave me alone. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
-Ah! -Where've you been?! -Close your eyes. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
-Close your eyes, no peeking. -What have you done? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Never you mind. Keep them closed. I'll tell you when. Not yet. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
Right. Open. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
What do you reckon? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
It's a summer dress. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Where we're going, it is summer. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Alfie, what have you done? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Apparently, in Funchal, it was 76 degrees yesterday. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
So I kind of call that summer. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Tomorrow, we fly out from Luton airport. Bring it on! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-Alfie! -Now this is a size ten. I don't think it'll fit me. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Give me two minutes, all right? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Right, come on! -PHONE RINGS | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Don't answer it. It's telesales. They've been driving me nuts all morning. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Nah, it'll be all right. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Hello? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
You're through to the Queen Victoria, number one pub in London. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
If you'd like a pint of bitter, press one. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
If you'd like to ogle our barmaids, press two. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Or if you'd like a punch-up, just press three. Beep! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Right, Sheila, get the dress on now, before I get angry. Come on! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
-You're not going to the solicitor's now are you? -I told you. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
But I've got a client at the gym in 20 minutes. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
I can hardly change the appointment. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
-All right. Tell me all about it when you get home, yeah? -Yeah. -See you. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Oh, Ian, that is so you! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
This, right, is called, repairing the damage. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-Sorry? -Gordon Baggs invited me for a game. I could hardly say no. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-I thought you'd been chucked out of that W... -CCT, yeah. I have been chucked out. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
But hopefully, by the end of this morning, I'll have been chucked back in. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-Can I come? -No. You don't play golf. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Yeah, and I don't suppose that stops YOU. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
I will be back by lunchtime. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
OK. Well, don't go getting any more speeding tickets. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
Is that meant to be funny? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
Can I take the car for a spin when you get back? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
Mandy, no, you can't! I've told you before, you're not insured, OK. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
It's against the law. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Can't we break the law? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-Have you got any idea how much that car's worth? -Mm-hm. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
And that's what would make it so exciting. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh, come on, Ian. Don't you ever want to do something a little bit reckless? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Break the rules? Go over to the dark side? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Yeah, you've got a game of golf, love. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Um, I'm going to make myself a bacon sandwich, all right? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:10 | |
Make sure you clear up afterwards, yeah? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
And I'm going to eat it all by myself. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Very, very, very slowly. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Oi! Clear off! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Ain't a car like this more hassle than it's worth? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
I can see how it... might pull the birds. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
This car is not about pulling the birds. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
This car is about the engineering. It's about knowing if you're in a tight spot, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
you can put your foot down, 0-60, eight seconds. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
That is what this car is about. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Right. Nothing to do with showing off? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
I don't need to show off. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
# It's the final countdown... # | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Look who it is! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
It's Daddy! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Oh, look what he's got! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Mrs Moon, it says here that Winston Churchill used to love going on holiday to Madeira | 0:04:40 | 0:04:45 | |
to concentrate on his paintings. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
I heard he was a dab hand at skirting boards. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Ha-ha! But what I was thinking, right... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Whooee-whooee! Woof-woof! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
It's a bit, um, it's a bit small, isn't it? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Never in the field of human crumpet... | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-What? -..has so much been squeezed | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
into so little! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Come on, I know you want me! -Stop! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
You want Mr Churchill! Yes, you do! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Come on, we've got the place to ourselves, haven't we? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Shenice is at school, little Tommy's out shopping with Jean | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
and Mo's probably doing some dodgy deal with Fat Elvis. Come on, it's just me and you! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
# I know you want me I know you want me... # | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Don't worry about that. Come on, let's go! Get up them stairs! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Why didn't you tell me you'd had a baby? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Um, let me think. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh, I remember. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
We just got married and you ran off with a man. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-She's so peaceful. -Try saying that at 4am when she's woken up for the 15th time. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
-Have you seen the bags under my eyes? -What bags? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-I look terrible. -You look OK to me. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
I feel like a bag lady. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
What? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
You haven't changed. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
Have you told Christian you're seeing me? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Seems like you haven't changed much either. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Ew! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Is this full fat? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
I asked for a skinny latte. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
Oh! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
What's so funny? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Nothing. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
It's good to see you. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
It's good to see you, too. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
So, why haven't you told him? Or can I guess? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
-He thinks I'm seeing a solicitor. -What about? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Access rights. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
-What? -Look, don't freak out, it won't come to that, but... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
-You know, it would be good. -What would? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
If Christian and I could have her to stay. Maybe one afternoon a week. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
Nuh-huh. There is no way I am letting that man anywhere my baby. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-It's not like she'll come to any harm. -Syed, no! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Oh, come on, what did you expect? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
I mean, it's not like you can't see her from time to time, like this. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
BABY WAILS Oh! What's wrong? What's wrong? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
-Are you getting hungry? -(Hey. Hey, come here.) | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Would you mind just holding her for a sec while I get some food? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
BABY WAILS | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
(Hey!) | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
(Come on, Yas.) | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
(That's a girl.) | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
(Come on, baby.) | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
It was a bit like being propositioned by Minnie Mouse. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Jean came on to you? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
It was a very strange conversation. Left me worried. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
What? That you'd turn around and find you'd accidentally trodden on her? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
So, tell me, what is the Jean Slater seduction technique? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
She skipped that and went straight onto the "why don't we live together?" bit. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
You know she's completely nuts. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
What are you saying? She has to be, wanting to live with me? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
No, really. She's got a condition. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
It's not the condition that's the problem. Let's face it, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
we all have our moments. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
So what, then? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Well, let me put it this way, Pat - she hasn't got what you've got. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Norman, are you never going to stop asking? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
-Are you never going to stop saying no? -Norman... | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Remember Frank's first rule of salesmanship? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
"No" is the first step on the road to "yes". | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
And finally, Whitney. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
"Like all Sagittarians, you have a tendency to worry too much. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
"As though you're standing on the end of a springboard, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
"frightened to take the plunge. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
"But just for once, put your worries to one side. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
"Come on in. The water's lovely." | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-No need to guess what you two will be up to this afternoon. -Lauren. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
Right. Time to go make some money. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
I'll see you later. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Yeah, see you later. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Right, what've I said? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-Whitney? -I just wish you wouldn't say things like that. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
-Like what? -Just don't, all right. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
You're saying you two haven't...? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Lauren, I don't want to talk about it, OK. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Right. Is this cos of the whole...Rob thing? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Why, when I say I don't want to talk about it, d'you just carry on? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
Hey, hey, ladies. What's with the handbags? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I've got to go to work. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Right. Well, she just went for me. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Why? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
She's hung up on the whole Tyler thing | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
and cos of what happened last spring. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Come on, you know what I mean? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Tyler's gorgeous. I wouldn't think twice. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Right. What have I said now? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Uh... Fats. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Why do you always go for the ones you can't have? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
# Let's all sing like the birdies sing | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
# Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
# Let's all sing like the birdies sing | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
# Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
# Let's all warble like nightingales | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
# Give your throat a treat | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
# Take your time from the birds now you all know your words | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
# Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet... # | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Am I late? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
No, we just started early. Actually, it's good you're here. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
I think you know Roxy, don't you? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Vaguely. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
-I think she might be a little bit shy. -Roxy? Shy? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Could you go and have a word? Try and make her feel a bit more at home? | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
Yeah. All right? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
All right. Just been sent over here? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
-No. -No? Looked like it. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
You kind of do look a bit all on your own. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Ah. It's called "on purpose", Whitney. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-Come on, join in, it's fun. -Can I ask you a question? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
Do you really want to do this for a living? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Yeah, that's the plan. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
So you'd be here, like, everyday? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Yeah. Five days a week. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
-Why? -Cos I like kids. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Whitney? What's all this about you and Tyler Moon? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
'After 50 years of living together, | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
'can you agree on which item will bring the biggest profit? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
SMOKE ALARMS BEEPS | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Oh! Come on! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Jack! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
Come here. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
-What's wrong? -It's the smoke alarm. I can't turn it off. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Listen, Fats, I'm not doing anything today. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
-So? -So, if you're feeling a bit, | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
I dunno, about the whole Whitney thing, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
maybe we could hang out if you like. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-As friends, I mean. -Friends? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Better than us both being alone and feeling miserable, isn't it? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
-Hold tight. So what you telling me? You pity me now? -No! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
You know what, Lauren, I got work, yeah. Maybe tomorrow or something. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
-We'll fix something up, then, yeah? -Yeah, yeah, yeah... | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
You weren't pushing the button hard enough. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Really? Not like me. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Well, I'm a weak and helpless woman | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
that just needs a big, strong man to come and rescue me. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Since when has Ian Beale been big and strong? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
I wasn't talking about Ian. Fancy a coffee? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
SYED MIMICS AEROPLANE DRONE | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Sorry to break up the party, but we really should be heading back. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Dad'll be wondering where I am. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
How's it been? Living with him? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Oh. Dad's OK. I could do without the wagging tongues, though. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Wagging tongues? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
You know, the looks. The whispers. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
"Couldn't keep a husband, poor girl. She turned him gay," you know. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
I can't get over how lovely she is. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-D'you want me to take a picture? -Yeah. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Listen, I've been doing some sums, working out how much I can afford. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-No need. Dad looks after us. -I want to help. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
What? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
It's just I don't have many friends. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
You know, real friends. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
It's good to have someone to talk to. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Excuse me, would you mind taking a picture of the three of us? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
-The three of us? -I want to be in it too. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
So are we going to do this again? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Only I don't want to lie. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
So I've decided. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
I'm going to tell Christian. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
The minute I get back. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
He won't like it, but it's better he hears now than later on. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
I'm not going to change my mind about him seeing her. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
I'll sort it. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
I've never really been one to join in the club, you know what I mean? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
That's not so uncommon. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
You know that we run a single parents' support group on Wednesdays? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
No, no, no, I don't need a single parents' support group. Cheers. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Right. What, then? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
It's just when I see all these women and their perfect smiles | 0:15:55 | 0:16:00 | |
and their perfect children | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
and their little birds that go "tweet, tweet, tweet" | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
something inside of me just wants to scream. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Does that make me such a bad person? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
No. I know that being a parent can sometimes be... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
No. It's not your fault. Don't take it personally, OK. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
Don't take it personally, but when I come here | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
it is literally like aliens have landed, they've taken over | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
and nobody knows about it but me. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
Amy! Shall we get you a big, fat lolly? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
We're going to stick you in front of the telly for the rest of the day. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Ian Beale is so transparent. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
He gets himself sort of gold-digging bimbo for a girlfriend | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
and the next thing, he's got a ridiculous sports car | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
-parked outside his house. -You're hardly one to talk. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
Of course, I'm sorry, I'm forgetting. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
You're the loyal, devoted mother and wife these days, aren't you? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Ah, Mrs Moon, if you'd care to come upstairs, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
where lunch is now being served. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
We have beans a la Moon, poached in their own rich tomato sauce, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:14 | |
and drizzled over slightly buttered pain grille. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
That's medium toast to you, darling. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Kat? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Sorry. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-What's the matter? I thought we were having a real nice day. -We are. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
I'm just a bit premenstrual. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
I'll be all right in a minute. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
OK. Is there something you're not telling me? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:41 | |
Just that I love you. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
I don't tell you enough, do I? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-Come here. -Beans are going to get cold. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Come here. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
You got the heating on in the bedroom? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
-When I need your advice, I'll ask for it. -Have you tidied the bathroom? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
-Why would I do that? -Do you want her to think you're a total slob? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
-Breathe out. -Why? -Just do it. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Hmm... Well, er, most important thing. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Will you stop fussing? It's not like I've not done this before. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Why you so nervous, then? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
This has got to go right. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Too many false starts. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
I want it to be perfect. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
Look, just relax, yeah? Be yourself. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Tell me everything when I get back, all right? Have fun. Enjoy it! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
Fancy another? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Nah, I better go. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
You're a right barrel of laughs, you, ain't ya? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Well, I've just been to see my wife. In prison. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
So that might have something to do with it. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
How'd it go? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Yeah, not too good. Seeing as she wouldn't even see me, so... | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
Come on, stay for another. See if I can't find you some biccies. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
Why do you want me here, anyway? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
The look on Ian's face, I guess. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
See you later. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
Listen, I am sorry about your wife. Come here. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
MUSIC BLARES FROM IAN'S CAR | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Do you really think that is the kind of thing to impress a girl? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Pat, this is about me. OK? It's got nothing to do with Mandy. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
I've wanted one of these for ages. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
What would your Mum say if she was still with us? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
I think she'd be proud. She'd be impressed. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Oh, Ian. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
If it makes me happy, what is wrong with that? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Pah! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
If you go round, sit behind the wheel, see how it fits, bruv. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
TV SWITCHES ON | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Hi, sweetheart. How'd you get on? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
-What was he doing here? -Sorry? -You know what I'm talking about. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:59 | |
How was golf? Did you win? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
What the hell was he doing here?! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
I'm not going to talk to you if you use that tone of voice with me. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
-I asked you a question! -SWITCHES TV OFF | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Yeah, go on. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
I like it when you get all fierce. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
And if you wasn't such a shrimp, I'd almost find it sexy. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Well, come on! Say something! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
What is stopping you?! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
All this stuff starts flying out my mouth | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
and I'm like, "Did I really just say that!" I can't go back there! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
I think it's hilarious. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Please don't, Christian, don't! I'm going to be one of those bad mums that you read about. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
She's going to grow up resenting me, I'm going to resent her back, | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
and then when she's pregnant or in borstal, they're going to say it was my fault. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
I tell you what. Instead of going home and getting fed up and bored, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
why don't I take my two favourite ladies for a little bit of fun? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
You are so sweet. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
I know. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Cheers. -Hello. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
All right? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
What? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
-You know Ian's taken up with this Mandy? -Yeah. What about it? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Strange girl, ain't she? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
If the smoke alarm hadn't gone off, he'd have never even been here. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
Why would I even look at another man when you've been so good to me? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
The mess in the kitchen! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
You haven't even told me about the golf. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
I lost on purpose. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
So are they going to invite you back? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Is Ian going to be a respectable member of the WCCT again? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:36 | |
Why'd you do it, Mandy? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
Is this all deliberate? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Do you get some sort of weird kick out of winding me up? Is that it? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I'm just trying to be friendly here. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
If you want to be friends, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
how about clearing that mess up before I get downstairs? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-Where are you going? -To get changed. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Not out of your sweater, surely? | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Not when you look so irresistible. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
-You all right? -You all right, Fats. You got the time? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
-Yeah. 1.20pm, bruv. -Fingers crossed, then. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
What's that about? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
My brother and his bird. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Let's hope he gets it right this time. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
What you doing? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Just making it...romantic? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Oh. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
What sort of music do you like? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
You choose. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
# I want to get with you | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
# I see you in the club You showing thugs love | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
# I want to get with you... ½ | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
So... "Come on in. The water's lovely." | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
You nervous? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
-Yeah. -Me too. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
That's why I bought this. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
No, I'd rather not. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
-Come on, it'll loosen you up. -I don't need loosening up. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
I think you do. I think we both do. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
I'll get a couple of glasses. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Why do you want to get me bladdered? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
-I never said I did. -Well, what's with the vodka? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Like I say, just to relax us a bit. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Come on. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
What have I done? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
It's not you. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
I thought we liked each other. Or have I got that wrong? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
So what's the problem? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Please don't touch me. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
What am I supposed to have done? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Is it the music? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
SWITCHES MUSIC OFF | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
-Do you want the curtains open? -I need to go home. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Is it cos you think someone's going to come in? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
-I really don't want to do this any more. -OK, but... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
I can do what I want, all right! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
Would you rather go upstairs? | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
No! No. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Is it cos it reminds ya? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Sorry? Of what? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
It's not like I'm a punter. I respect you. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
It looks like it. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
I think you're fantastic and if you'd rather do this another time... | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
I'm sorry, I don't need to hear this. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
Whitney, please. I didn't mean anything by it. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Just go away! I don't want to be anywhere near you any more. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:25 | |
Come on, Uncle Christian. Oh! He did it! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
Uncle Christian's so clever! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
-Look who's home! -All right, Syed, want to join in? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
Yeah, in a minute, maybe. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
So, come on, then. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
-How was the solicitor? -Fine. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
Come on, let's try another one. See if I can do it. Ready? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
For the inspection of my lord and master. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
All right. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Now get yourself upstairs. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
-You what? -Mandy, it's not like I don't realise what you're up to. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:25 | |
And what am I up to exactly? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
Get upstairs. Get undressed. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
-What do you think I am? -Mandy, I know what you are. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Mandy! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
-Mandy. Mandy! -You want to know what I think about your damned car? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:54 | |
-Oh, wow! -Mandy! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Everybody! Outside now! You do not want to miss this. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:01 | |
Mandy, please! Stop it! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
Mandy, no! | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
Mandy, please don't do this! This is ridiculous! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
Come on, look, I'm sorry! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
-Get away! -All right, all right. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
-Fabulous. -Mandy, for goodness sake! | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
Come on Mandy, please just stop it. No! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
It's not my car. Yeah, I rented it. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:22 | |
Well, in that case... | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
Mandy, come on, don't you think you've done enough?! | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
No, Mandy please, no! | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
EVERYONE GASPS | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
That...that was fantastic. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:35 | |
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