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Can we go on the rides? Can we? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Yeah. Course you can. Suppose you want some money, don't ya? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
-There you go. -Yeah! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
-You're very quiet. -Am I? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
You still thinking about your row with Bianca? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Yeah. -Forget it. Forget about the lot of it. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
That's why we're here, ain't it? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
It'll take more than a day in Clacton to make me forget the bailiffs knocking on the door. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
# It's the right time | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
# It's the bright time to rock the night away... # | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
It's a black ladies' two-piece business suit. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
There can't be many of them back there! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
# ..A swell time to go riding in a one-horse sleigh... # | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Don't I pay you to clean, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
and not show off your varicose veins? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
My cleaning shift has finished | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
and I am not due at the surgery till 12 o'clock. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
-Not that it's going to be much fun now Dr Khan is leaving. -Is this it? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Oh, yes, at last. It took you a whole five minutes. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:49 | |
It'll take a lot longer next time | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
if you don't keep a civil tongue in your head. That'll be £7.50. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
And it went like this, then like that. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Oh, Dot, I've remembered the whole routine. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
The only thing you'll get me doing at Christmas is the hokey cokey, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
and I have difficulty remembering whether it's in, out or shake it all about. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Ta. Did you go and see 'em off? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Who? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Well, Pat and Ricky and everyone. They've gone for the day to Clacton. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Oh, Clacton. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
Getting your knees brown, eating winkles with a pin. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
No, I didn't know that they'd gone. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
I thought with you being one of the family and everything... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Mind you, Whitney ain't gone, on account of her college work. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Thank you very much for reminding me, once again, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
that I'm not part of that family. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Bit late for your Christmas card list. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
I'm just trying to work things out, be practical. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
"Carol - Jack's"? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
I thought you could move in with him when I lose the house. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
For starters, I'm not moving in with him. Give me that. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:02 | |
We came away to take our mind off things, remember? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Another couple of years, they'll realise there's not much to laugh about. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Remember them days? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
When you didn't have a care, life was just a blank piece of paper... | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
It all started for me here, you know. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
What? Clacton? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
Mm. Holiday camp. Miss Butlins 1958. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
It's where I first met Frank. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Every time I come here, it brings it all back. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
It always smells the same, sounds the same, | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
even if it don't look the same. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
I only have to close my eyes | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
and I'm...16 again. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Wiggling along the prom, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
thinking I'm the bee's knees! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
And the boys all wolf whistling at me two-piece! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
So that's why we're here? So you can get nostalgic. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
No. No, we're here to forget, like I said. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
But sometimes forgetting one thing, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
you end up remembering a load of other stuff. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
They're not in. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
They're all on a fun-filled trip to Clacton. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Oh, right. Ricky gone as well, then, has he? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Oh yeah, yeah, the whole clan. Apparently. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
SHE SPEAKS IN HINDI | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
You'll never believe what she said. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-Are you doing this on purpose? -Sorry? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
You know I have to finish this surgery work for my replacement. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
-Give me the phone. -What for? -This is important. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
I don't know why I agreed to it. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
The last thing I want to do is be nice to Mandy across a table. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-Should I just tell Ian we can't come? -If you want. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Sorry. Here's me rattling on about some stupid dinner party | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
when you're worried about Kamil. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
I'll always be worried about Kamil. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
But not today. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
I'll fight. I'll make Zainab change her mind. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-But not today. Today is about this. -What's that for? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
Oh, it's a surprise. For you. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
-I love surprises! -Well, that s good to know. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
So long as they're a good surprise. Ian was one for surprises. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
But they often turned out to be, well...not good. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Oh, well, this one is good. We're going on a picnic. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
-In December? -Oh, it's the perfect month for it! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-And what will you get if you get cold? -A chesty cough? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-No. A cuddle. -Brrrr! I've just come over all chilly. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:39 | |
-Can we play on the beach? -Yeah, come on, then. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
-Liam, come on. -I'll play with them. Not you. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Oi, Liam. -He's the reason we're being chucked out onto the streets! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
No, he ain't. I think you'll find that's me. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
He was supposed to come back with money, but he never. Cos he's useless! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
Right, come on, then. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
I'll race you to the beach! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Come on, then. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
He's just being mouthy. Just being a kid. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-Ricky knows that. -It's not taking your mind off it, is it? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Bianca will be out soon, she'll sort out Ricky and the kids. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
-You shouldn't have to worry about them. -Neither should you. -Me? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
-It's what I do. I'll go to my grave worrying about someone or other. -What do I do? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
Sit around counting earrings? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
D'you know, it's at times like this | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
I could do with a man around to lean on. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
I know that's not the right-on thing to say. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Because we're strong, independent women. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
We don't need men. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Well, I'm sorry, sometimes I do. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
I'd give anything to have Frank or Roy around right now. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Listen to me! It's this place! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Everywhere I look I see ghosts. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I should have put more vinegar on these chips! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
I wonder what culinary hell we'll be put through tonight. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
-I thought Ian was a good cook. -Oh, the food will be delicious. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
It's the smug sauce he'll be serving with it that'll turn your stomach. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Sorry. I keep talking about Ian, don't I? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
You know, when they rescue people who've been held captive, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
they get them to talk about their kidnappers. It helps. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:33 | |
I don't feel so bad now! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
We're bound to talk about our exes. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
I know you don't want to talk about it today, | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
but Zainab can't take Kamil out of the country | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-without you agreeing, surely? -I still don't think they'll go. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
But if they do, I'll have to follow. You know that, don't you? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:55 | |
I mean, clearly I'm not going to give up. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-Yeah, I know. -I'm sorry. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
I just wanted to do something nice for you and I just made you sad. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
You make me so happy, you do. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
It's just...now I've got you, I don't want to let you go. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:18 | |
Come on, Morgan! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Sea air. Meant to be good for you. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Mind you, I'd rather have the air in a pub right now. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Oh, Liam, give him a bit of slack. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
He's blaming himself enough as it is. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-Why can't we be a normal family, eh? -Normal? Where's the fun in that? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
Why don't you go down there and join in? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-Don't want to. -Fair enough, you're the one missing out. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
Here, kids, you going to go in the sea? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
It's freezing! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
You'll go for a paddle, won't you, Tiff? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Yeah! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
If they get a cold before Christmas, it's your fault. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Oh, come on, don't you tell me you've never kicked your shoes off | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
and splashed about with some boy. I know I have! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
I'd give anything to be down there, feeling the sand between my toes. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
Go on, what's stopping you? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
They don't want an old bird spoiling their fun. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Age sneaks up on you, you know. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
But I tell you something - in here, you're always a kid. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
Come on, Liam, let's get some ice creams. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
You two still on for tonight? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Looking forward to it! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
-Yusef, no! Yusef, please! -Yes. I want him to hear the good news from us. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
-Masood. -What? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Just so you know, we've managed to speed things up | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-and we're leaving for Pakistan in a couple of weeks. -Two weeks! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Come on, we've got an appointment. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
How can you do this, Zainab? Taking Kamil to another country? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
This is a private matter. Nothing to do with you. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
-Don't speak to her like that! -It's got everything to do with me! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
I can see how much it's hurting Masood, when he's done nothing. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Nothing? And I suppose you've done nothing as well? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
-It started with you two sneaking off together. -Change the record! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
We were friends, that's all. But you can't understand that - | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
you don't have any friends! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
-I've got plenty, thank you! -Really? Where are they? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Where are they? You lock yourself away for days, | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-and when you do step out of the house, you're in his shadow! -Zainab. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
I'm not going to let you take my son. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-Masood has rights. Kamil has rights! -What about Bobby? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-Didn't stop you abandoning him! -I never! He's always been to see me. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
-Come away. -Jane, let's go. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Children need their parents! Mother and father. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Kamil has got Yusef, then! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
He has me! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
People are watching. Come on, Zainab. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
-Masood, take Jane away. -You don't tell me what to do. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
I do when it concerns my wife. Come on, Zainab. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
You're ruining lives! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
You'd know all about that, Jane! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
-What do you think you're doing? -Telling her she's in the wrong! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
-I'm standing up for you! -You're making matters worse! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Waves come in. Waves go out. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Be nice if they washed our troubles away as easy, wouldn't it? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
Don't worry about Bianca. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Her being in prison, there's bound to be the odd fight. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
But it don't mean anything. We all know she's mad about you. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
Just like you're mad about her. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
-Pat, I... -What? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
I'd give anything to pay that debt off for you. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Oh, that would only keep them at bay for a little while, darling. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
But it's all right, I've had an idea. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
I know what I've got to do. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
You're a good boy, Ricky. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
And you're a good mum. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Well, if you can't help your kids... | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
I don't mean just David and Simon. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
You've been a good mum to me too. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
And, you know, I know I don't say it often enough, but...thanks. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:53 | |
Come on. Let's get back to reality. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
I'm so sorry I lost it. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
I just hate the way Zainab's controlling your life! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
Oh, the last thing I need right now is to spend the evening | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
with Ian and his trophy girlfriend! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Come here. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
I'm not going to let that man ruin my life any more. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
I'm going to phone my solicitor this afternoon. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
I'll fight for my son. MY son. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
But tonight, one of our exes is holding out the hand of friendship, | 0:14:43 | 0:14:48 | |
and I think we should take it. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
We should eat his food and laugh at his jokes. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
They're never funny. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
We can hold hands under the table. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
That sounds nice. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
-My wife does not scream in the street! -You're blaming me?! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
-She attacked me! -My wife is dignified! She walks away! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
-I'm just meant to ignore that? -Yes! I told you to stop! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
I told you, and you carried on in front of that man! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Well, I'm sorry, but if someone is going to attack me, | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-I can't just turn my back on them. -Yes, you can! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Well, you shouldn't have broken the news to Masood like that. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
You're blaming me? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
No, I'm... I am just saying that Masood was bound to be upset. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:39 | |
-He loves Kamil. -That man is going to be breathing down our necks forever. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
What do you expect? Because we're taking him away from him. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
He doesn't want ME back. He wants Kamil. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
-Then give the boy to him! -What? -If that's what it takes for us to be free of Masood, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
it's a small price to pay! Offload the boy and then we can be free. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
He'll only ever be an outcast to me anyway. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Oh, Yusef, I'm so sorry! Yusef, I'm really, really sorry! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
You made me do this. You made me hit you! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Is that what you want? Is that what you're used to? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
If you raise your hand to me again, Zainab, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
-I will take Kamil and I will get rid of him myself! -No! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
And Tamwar too. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
If you bring him into this, I won't be responsible for my actions. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:29 | |
-You understand me? -Yes! Yes, I'm sorry! -Do you understand me? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
Yusef, Yusef, please, no! Yusef! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Why couldn't we have stayed in Clacton for ever? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Cos this is where we live. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Will all our stuff be chucked outside? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-What? -That s what I heard you say to Nana Pat. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
When we get back, the men will have been and all our stuff will be dumped outside. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
No, love, it won't be like that. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
I don't mind. We've been homeless before, | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
but Dad wasn't with us then, so it'll be better this time. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Yeah, cos he does a great job of looking after us, don't he(?) | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-Liam! -What? Another great Christmas this is going to be(!) | 0:17:16 | 0:17:21 | |
Go on, love, you go ahead. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
I've got somebody I need to see. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
-Who? -I am entitled to a private life, aren't I? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Go on. They'll want their teas. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
There, you see, that was a funny joke. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
You know what? Jane never used to find my jokes funny. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh, I found the more I drank, the funnier they became. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Top me up, please. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
You know, this is gorgeous, Ian, it really is. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
One of the great things about Ian, Mandy, is you'll never have to cook, | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
which for me was massive - you know, cooking all day in the cafe. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Yeah. My mum's cafe, the one you sold to Phil. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
It's all water under the bridge now, Ian. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
I mean, come on, look at us, sat around the same table. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
Being adults. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's really good, especially for Bobby. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:28 | |
Absolutely. And you two are happy. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Engaged and everything. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
And me and Masood, well... | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-We're just enjoying really getting to know each other, aren't we? -Oh, yeah. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:41 | |
It's all worked out for the best, hasn't it? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
You've got the sensitive man you can talk to | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
and I've got the girl of my dreams. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-What? -(Hand.) | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
-Hello, Patty. -Janine. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:14 | |
D'you know, I think we must have had a really bad reception, | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
cos I could swear when we spoke on the phone | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
that you asked for my help. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
You know I wouldn't be here if I had any other option. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
You don't even try to disguise your contempt for me, do you? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
-I don't need a row. -Well, you NEED something. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
How was Clacton? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
It was a last-minute thing, you know, treat for the kids. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Oh, fun and frolics for all the family. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Very clever, the way you always manage to remind me I'm an outsider. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-Don't be daft. -You know what I really, really love about you, Pat? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
The way that I'm dead to you one minute, | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
and the next, you're crawling like a little snake, | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
asking for my help. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
So what is it this time? | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
Tiffany needs a new pair of shoes? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Or maybe little Morgan needs a crust of bread? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
I took out a loan on the house. to help my son Simon, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
and now I've had this letter. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
They say they'll repossess the house if I don't pay the money back. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
We're expecting the bailiffs any minute. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
How much? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Um... Fif...Fifty grand. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
It's that simple? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
You wouldn't ask me if you weren't desperate. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:49 | |
-I don't know what to say. -You don't need to say anything. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
It was a chicken. It was a china chicken to keep eggs in. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
-Happy Christmas, Jane(!) -It was a collectable piece! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
And then the next year it was a set of oven mitts and matching apron. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-Like I didn't have enough aprons! -That was a joke present! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
D'you know what? You are just remembering what you want to remember. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
I've had some corkers in my time. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Let's see - black eyes, stolen handbags. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
-Oh no, no, wait - I did have a guy once that gave me a puppy. -Ahh. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
Ate my selection box and puked in my face. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Yeah, well, there won't be any more rubbish presents. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
-Not now you're with me. -Oh, please. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Make the most of it, Mandy, because once he's got that wedding ring | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
on your finger, you'll see the real Ian. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Why don't you have some water? You don't want a headache in the morning. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
Oh. Did you see that, Mandy? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
He cares about me. He really does. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Isn't he lovely? Onwards and upwards, no question. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
Yeah. He lives in a B&B. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
He could live in the gutter for all I care, | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
cos he makes me happy. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
And you do, Masood, you make me really, really happy. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
-That's nice. -And I know you always will. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
You know, I was thinking last night. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Working out where we'll all be in ten years' time, you know. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Me and Mas. Well, I was thinking we'll have a successful business. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Asian fusion restaurant. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
and a little house not so far away. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
Not too big but with a little garden for Bobby and Kamil to play in. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
And we'll travel the world and have lovely holidays. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Starting with our honeymoon. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
You... You've really thought about this, haven't you? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
But you can't get married, can you? Well, you're both from different religions. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
I know that sort of stuff doesn't bother you, but it does you. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
-So I'll convert. -Yeah, right! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Yeah, that's what I'll do. | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
I'll become a Muslim. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
DRAINS GLASS AND SLAMS ON TABLE | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Where are you going? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
-I need some milk. -There's no need to take Kamil. It's cold out. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:04 | |
Give him to me. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
Give him to me, Zainab. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Don't be long. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Uh...I forgot the money. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
I'll have some paperwork drawn up first thing. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
-Paperwork? -Well, I need some security, Pat. You must realise that. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
In case you miss a repayment. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
-What sort of security? -Uh, your house, of course. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:48 | |
I mean, we all need a little bit of security sometimes, don't we? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:53 | |
Night-night. Sleep tight. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Well, it's been... it's been fun. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Yeah, yeah. We should return the favour. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Yeah. I mean, no rush, though. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
-No. No. -You're not going, are you? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
-I've got some champagne. -Bubbles. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
We should go. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
Why have we got champagne? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Because I've got an announcement to make. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
-What kind of announcement? -The best kind. Now I was gonna tell you later on, | 0:26:59 | 0:27:04 | |
but I thought, well, we're amongst friends, aren't we? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
I had a call earlier on, from the registrar. He's had a cancellation and I've taken it. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
So we can get married. Surprise! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
-When? -Monday. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Well, we know that we want to marry each other. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
And this is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
See, Jane, you're not the only one with a life plan. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
-You weren't gone long. -Where's Kamil? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:51 | |
Playing. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 | |
What you need is coffee, and lots of it. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
-Do Muslims drink coffee? -Only if it's halal. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
Did you see the look on Mandy's face? | 0:28:19 | 0:28:24 | |
Like a turkey realising it's Christmas. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
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