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ALFIE: 'You see, the thing is, poker, it isn't really about cards. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
'It's not about the size of your chip stack either. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
'And when you're playing, everyone, and I mean everyone, is your enemy. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:50 | |
'You can't give them anything. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
'It's you, on your own, against the world. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
'And believe me, you have to win at all costs. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
'Whatever it takes. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
'There we have it.' Five dollars! Come on, Alfie! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Mr High Roller comes home to roost. Well done, sister. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Oh, we're all winners. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
Me with my scratchcards, you with your poker. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Here, this'll help the toothache. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
But, Jean, five dollars isn't going to go far. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
It's what you can do with it, Alfie, you being such a good poker player. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:29 | |
All right, sweetie, yeah? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
This yours? Well, little Amy's? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
I'm sure you don't need a little cup anymore, hmm? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Jack. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-Anger ain't good for the soul, mate. -You ain't good for the soul. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
-Hev, here. -Oh. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-There you go. -Oh, thank you. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
What's all that for? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Ah, bridesmaid dresses, can't decide on a colour, though. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
Mrs Branning reckons maybe salmon pink | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
but I don't know if I like salmon pink. What do you reckon? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
It was just a scenario that didn't go our way, eh? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-No-one got hurt, nothing got damaged. -Leave it, Derek, yeah? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-Oh, he's in the know now, is he? -Come on, Jack. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
-It don't matter. -What d'you mean, don't matter? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
If he says it don't matter, it don't. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Let's stop the arguing. It's done with, dusted. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
I know you're busy but I'm at a bit of a loss. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
I was wondering if you could help me pick my colours for my brides... | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Don't worry. Come on, keep going forward, keep going forward. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-I'm doing my coursework! -You'll be all right. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
-Dad! -Sorry. -Where we going? -Go on, open 'em. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
-What? I don't see anything. -Keep looking. Just keep looking. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
I'm sure it's going to be around here somewhere | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
if you look quite closely. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
-This? -Yeah. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Oh, Ian. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
I couldn't resist it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Oh, you shouldn't have. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Yeah, you're telling me. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Come here, you. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Come on. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Pick a card. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
-Shouldn't you be getting back to work? -Just pick a card. -Why? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Cos if you pick a queen, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
then we spend the rest of the day in bed together. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
-Come on. -I've got to get to the club. We're opening early today. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Just give it to Fat Boy, throw him some money. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
C'mon. One in 13 chance, let's go, let's go. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-Yeah. -Oh. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Ten of diamonds. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Really? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
You can't win 'em all, babe. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
So, I'm thinking, maybe take the night off, game of cards. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-All right. Sure, man. -£20 in, if that's not too rich. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Ooh. If you want to lose your money, then go right ahead. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Jean, listen to this talk, eh?! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
I'm liking this bloke more and more, I am. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-Alfie's very good, you know. -Oh, yeah? Me too. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Oh, right. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
So, who else am I going to be taking money off, huh? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Main thing you get with this motor is reliability. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
It's a diesel, engine's going to run forever, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
it's got a full service history. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Yeah, it's got full service history. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
Here, take it for a test drive, yeah? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Dough? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
What, as in deer? Why don't I write you a cheque instead? | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
At least then we could make some of this dodgy vodka | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
(at least seem legal.) | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-And why don't you be a good, little girl, hmm? -Huh. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
We want things to run smooth while Phil's away. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
-Ain't that right, Bill? -Oh, we do? -Like a pearl. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Thank you. We'll make a necklace at this rate. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Oi. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
That is not a man you want to be messing with. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Course he is. You all are. You men. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Oh, I have got years of payback in me. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Check this out, we have gone viral. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
So, I put all the info into the My Mate Gate, all right. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Put all the links about the cheap booze and cheap entry, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
and look at the hits I got! Go on, count 'em. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-You don't have to count them, there's a little thing. -That's almost 200. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-Yeah, I know. And rising. -D'you know, I love drunken wasters | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
more than anything in the world. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
FAT BOY AND JANINE LAUGH | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Me too. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-So you got lucky that time. -Sorry? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Sold that car. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Oh, it's you. I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
You're still there? You're still at Phil's. I suppose you would be. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Shouldn't you be looking after Amy? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Bet you couldn't sleep last couple of nights. Half expecting a knock at my door. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
No offence, I don't like eating off my brother's plate. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Anyway, I got steak indoors. Don't need to go out for a burger, do I? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-TANYA LAUGHS -So, he was looking in a compact, seriously? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Yeah, yeah, he'll be plucking his eyebrows next, won't he? Ha-ha. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Listen, you'd better get back to the salon, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-I need to get to the gym. -Do you fancy having dinner with us tonight? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Sorry, he can't, we're busy. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-Oh, yeah, since when? -You're celebrating. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-Don't know that Jack's in the mood. -I've had a good morning, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-got some money. Alfie's running a poker night tonight and we're going. -Yeah, well, no thanks. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
Got to go home, I've got things on my mind. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Want to put my feet up, have a think. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
It's the weirdest thing. Thought I heard a woman's voice come out of your mouth. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
-Less of the sexism. -Sexism? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Just another word for do as you're told. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Oi. I said no, didn't I? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
So, what d'you want, a little bra? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Get you a little bra, little dress. Suit you. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I ain't a woman. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
So, prove it. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Yeah, I know. I can't believe how much he paid for it. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Thank you. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
And where are you going? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Out. Out to show off my new bracelet. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
To who? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
What? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Well, it's not like you've got any friends. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Look who's pressed the reset button, eh? | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
What is the matter with it? I have to ring someone to fix it. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Hey, what's up with you? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
You could turn a beer sour with a look like that. Ha-ha. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Thank you. So many charming men around these days, aren't there? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Oh, Rox, I'm only having a laugh. Just winding you up, come on. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
Come on, gimme... Come on, let's turn that frown into a smile. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
That's the one, you see. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Now, you could sell toothpaste to the toothless, you could. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Come on. This ain't like you. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Alfie! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
-What? -That is not on! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
What you...? Oh, Jean, don't be so stupid! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
I'm just giving Peroxide a pep talk. As if I'd come on to one of my mates. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-What's the matter with you? -Sorry, must've been the angles or the light. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Course it was, what's the matter with you? You should be so lucky, eh? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:47 | |
MUSIC: "Manic Monday" by The Bangles | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Oh, here we go. -Come on, boys. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Oi, oi, lads! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Oi, oi, boys. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
I want to know where she goes, what she does and who's she with. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Look, you know how I feel about this. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-Get someone else to do it. -Well, I can't, can I? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Got to keep it in the family, people I trust. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Please, Ben. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
All right. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-Why don't you go bother someone else? -You seeing Phil today? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
You know I'm not. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Poor Shirley. Looks like you could do with some company then. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Ah. I'm good as I am, thanks. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
-Some people might call that breaking and entering. -Arrest me. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
HEAVY BASS PLAYS | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Oi! Get out the way! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Show some respect! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
The date for the Plea and Directions hearing has been set. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
We're expecting a big turnout. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
A lot of people'll be looking forward to Phil being banged up. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
-We should probably sell tickets. -Why didn't you send a letter? | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
You know, just something I wanted to add. That little personal touch. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 | |
You're so thoughtful. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
D'you know, you'll be sitting here for the next 20 or 30 years | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
with your cup of tea and your fag. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
And one day, there'll be a call | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
and it'll be someone telling you | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
your old man's just died in his sleep. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Nice and peaceful, lying on his bunk, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
little vessel burst in his heart. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
He opened his eyes one last time, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
looked around and thought, "This is no place for a man like me to die." | 0:11:32 | 0:11:37 | |
But he dies anyway. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
You know, I always imagined him in one of those Essex mansions. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
In-out driveway, heated pool. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
When you think about it, he's just a little man in a little house. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
So, you got in touch with yourself yet? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Don't get it, do you, Max? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
A few days ago, I was a dad. Then I realised I didn't deserve to be one. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Bruv, there's two ways you can go on this. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
One, you sink into a pit of blackness. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Or, two, you get a flaming grip. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
And that's it, that's your options. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
So, what's it to be? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
Pit of blackness or fun with your brother? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
I'll see you at the Vic, yeah? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, that wasn't so hard, was it? See, don't need Tanya's cooking. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Steak or burger, you're still looking. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
So, you know what's in my head, do you? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
It's not what's going on in your head that you listen to, is it? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
All you did, Roxy, was give me a nice, little memory. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Nice, perky, well-formed, little memory. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
-I've got plenty of those. -Not with my name on it. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Why don't you face facts? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
You took a shot at the title and you lost. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Hmm. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Yeah, count me in, count me in. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Yeah, because I've got... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm world-class though, warning you. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:41 | |
You've seen my poker face, ain't you? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
I've just cut my finger, I'm looking for a plaster. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Yeah. Where and when, then? What's the...? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
What's the...the deal? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
Tell you what, let's do, let's go for 50. 50, yeah, yeah. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:04 | |
Let's be men about it. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
-Shirl! -Not now, Hev. -But it's... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Marsden, she's bang out of order, I'm going to get her. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
-Can't it wait? We've got that maid of honour talk. -Well, walk and talk. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
-Yeah, but... -Hev, I'm walking but you're not talking. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Oh, look, I can't decide on the colour. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
What colour suits you best? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-Black. -Oh. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
-Ben. -No, I'm Jay, remember. -Where is he? -I don't know. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-Then go and find him. -I'm working at the moment. -Now! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
All right, all right. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
You're going to wish you had talked some sense into Ben. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
What's Ben done now? Shirl? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Shirl? Shirl! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Oi! What you doing? Don't you cheek me. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:05 | |
Go on, the lot of you! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
HEAVY BASS PLAYS | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
You don't mind Amy being upstairs? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
Course not. Shenice loves hanging out with her, anyway. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
OK, fine. Look... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
OK, can you...? Don't tell Jack that she's up there, OK? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
It's a little bit sensitive at the moment. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
All right. Lips are sealed, all right. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
-Thank you. Appreciate it. -No problem, darling. It's all right. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Oh, 50 quid, eh? Big boy. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Going to get rich, baby. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Nice dream but I can see you crying all the way home to Janine. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
Doubt it. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
You want to be careful, Michael. I've seen Alfie play. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
-He's amazing. -Like you'd know anything, though, Jean. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
No, I have seen him playing. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
And you've also seen little green men. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Ah, Michael. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Oh, come on, don't be that way. Jean. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
How about this? Look, pick a queen. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Come on, pick a queen. We can be mates again. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Go on. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
-And what if I don't pick a queen? -Go on, indulge me. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
Come on, Jean. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Bet you can't. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-Go on, Jean. -There's a lot at stake. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Oh! What've you got? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
-Queen! -Woo! -Yeah! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
That's it, the luck is with us. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
So, about this game. No Derek. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Cos I want to enjoy myself. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
Sometimes I look at that bloke | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
and I think I'm staring into the abyss. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
All right, chaps? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Heard there was a poker game. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
That's Mandy going into the pawn shop. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
With the bracelet. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
And that's her coming out. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
-No bracelet. -She sold it? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Well, must have. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Ben, you're the business. Text me the photos, yeah? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
I had a message for you. But Shirley can come tell you herself. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
-Cos I've done my bit. -What's the message? | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
You'll have to find out for yourself, wont you? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, though. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
This is not on, Patrick, we're not having it. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Yeah, but look at the prices. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Yeah, yeah, it's outrageous, that's what it is. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
You know anyone with a good camera? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Oh, c'mon, Luce, you got to cut loose. Get it? Loose Luce. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Passed Roxy on the way in. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
Jean had to go and do something with her camera. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
I just needed cover. She'll be back soon to sort out drinks up here. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
-So does that mean Amy's here? -No, no, she's with... | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
No offence, Michael, but tonight, I'm going to eviscerate you. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
-Big talk. -I'm going to gut you too. -That's charming. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
And you, well, you lost already. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Oi, it's supposed to be a laugh, this is. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Not like a scene from Gladiator. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Good, cos tonight, I'm about to unleash hell. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Oh, come on, your faces, eh? Your sad, frightened faces. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:19 | |
I'm here to have fun as well. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-Yeah, really cheery, Derek. -Ladies, come on, please. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Come on, boys, you lot should be like me. A ray of sunshine. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
No, no. For you, mate, darkness falls. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Tonight is the night that your lights go out. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-Leave it out, come on. -Come on, it's banter. It's just a bit of banter. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Here we go, shuffle up and deal now, all right? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Come on, Jack, lighten up. You're with the boys now. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
The outside world don't exist. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Well, how come I can hear In The Night Garden? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
MUSIC: "In The Night Garden Theme" He's right, that is In The Night Garden. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
How do you know what it is? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
-It's a parent's duty to watch. -Igglepiggle. -Upsy Daisy. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Yeah, it's Amy's favourite show. She loves watching it. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
You sure she ain't here? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
What? No. Jack, no. That's just Shenice. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Boys, boys, boys. Igglepiggle's dead. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
-Let's play cards. -Right. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
I'll be there when I can, Lauren. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
-Promise. -Thank you. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
-What? -You're not wearing your bracelet. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
-Don't you like it? -I'll have it if you don't want it. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
If you want to go get it. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
MUSIC: "Louder" by DJ Fresh | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-So, this is what you wanted then? -Make it cheap and they will come. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:59 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Sorry. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Hello? Yeah, speaking. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Lauren? How'd you get this number? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
-Shirley. -It's about time. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-Right, what've I done? -Look, Ben, you've got to start coming good. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
He's about to go down. You got to start remembering who he is | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
and what he's done for you. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
He's your dad! You owe him. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
I mean it. You got to tell the police you were lying. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
I ain't doing it. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
You what? You what?! | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-You heard. -How can you do this to him? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
To us? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
OK, Ben. It's plain and simple. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
You do as I say or I'll slice your guts seven times till Sunday. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
-Here we go again. -Are you hearing me? I won't be looking after you! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
You'll be on your own! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Ben? You all right? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
-What's she doing here? -I thought Jean was going to be here. -She's not. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
No offence, I'm out of here. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
-Fellas, it's just drinks. That's all. -Don't go just cos of her. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
I'd rather not be doing this, but there you go. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
Yours is a steak, Max, isn't it? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
-What's she going on about? -Dozy blonde. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
You reckon, Derek, yeah? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
-All the evidence points that way. -Don't start, Derek. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
-You heard her, Del. -What's it to you? -We don't need this, do we? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
-Since when are you calling the shots? -Can we just play cards? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Woah, ladies, please. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Look at that. My luck's just changed. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
All in. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
Aye, aye, here we go. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
So, what's brought this on? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
Just fancy getting away for a bit. You know, be nice to see Jane. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
-Now? -Yeah, what about school? -Yeah, she's got a point. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:14 | |
Look, I just need to get away for a bit, all right. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
There's too much going on here and I can't concentrate. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
OK, I'll give you a lift. And when I get back, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
we'll have a think about where you lost that bracelet. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Yeah, I don't know, you know. I think it might've been nicked. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
All right, see you in a bit. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Thieves. I hate 'em. I hate 'em more than anything. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:37 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
Gotcha. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Read 'em and weep. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
Oh, come to poppa. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
DEREK CHUCKLES | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Here lies Michael Moon, born to lose. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Janine'll just have to reimburse you, mate, eh? She's got plenty. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Course she has. That's the only reason he's with her, innit? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
This boy don't do love, do you, Michael? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Whatever. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Come on, Jack, you're throwing your money away. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
-Don't even want to be here, do I? -Jack. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
-I knew she was here. I knew it. -Roxy didn't want to upset you. -No, this out of order! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:30 | |
Calm down. You don't want to upset her, do you? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
-Come on, where's Shenice? -That's your little girl? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
Look, why don't we just call it quits, yeah? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
-Let's do this another night. -No, I tell you what, | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
how about we up the stakes, eh? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
-Not for me. I'm done. -Hang on, who's the woman now, Max, eh? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Who's wearing the bra? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
That's very amusing. I like that. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Well, then, 500 to you, Mr Sunshine. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:59 | |
I want photos of everything. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Yeah, exhibit A to V. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Lauren, shut the door. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
Cannot believe the oldies were so blind. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Are you blind? This ain't the R & R. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
-Yeah. But there's a way in through here. -What was all that about? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
Don't know, don't really care. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
That's a fire exit. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Is it? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Hang on girls, that's a fiver each. Come on. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
I don't think so. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
Oi! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Almost had you. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Did you like my little set-up? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Knew you'd take the bait and go after Ben. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
-I've got no idea what you're talking about. -Hmm. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
Anyway, Ben's off on a little break now. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
I asked him why he wouldn't shop you. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Shame. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
I mean, come on, intimidating a witness, Shirley. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
Are we getting desperate? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
I ain't done nothing. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
You try anything like that again and you'll be tossed in a cell. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:44 | |
Just like your old man. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
So much for my money-making scheme, eh? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Yeah, well, it's a bit difficult for me to concentrate. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm sorry. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Listen, while you're here, mate, why don't...? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
She ain't my daughter, Alfie. Is she? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Oi. Course she is. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Now, you go in and see her. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
-I ain't going to do it. -Go on. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
MUSIC: "In The Night Garden Theme" | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
We're going to be all right, sweetheart. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Give me a kiss. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
Why don't you go home to your steak, Max? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
I would do but it ain't been on the menu for a while. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
I know what you are, Roxy. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
A little game player. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Look at you. Little tease. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
What I am is something you shouldn't be getting any nearer to. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
It's funny, cos you're the one that dropped the towel. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
Well, accidents happen. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
-That's always my excuse. -Yeah? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
ALFIE: Roxy! You out here, darling? Come on, I need you! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
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