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# And a hundred lonely housewives | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Hanging out their old love letters | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# On a line to dry | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# It's enough to make you stop believing | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
# When tears come fast and furious | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# In a town called Malice. # | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Yeah, I know, I've got a loan with you already. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Well, the thing is, I need a new telly, | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
so I just thought I could increase the loan? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Oh, right. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
So, you have to pay the old one off first, yeah. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
OK. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Warm me up, Alfie. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-All right. -Afternoon. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
-There you go. -Lovely. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
I thought we'd just go over the details for later. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Well, the job is as straight forward as it seems, ain't it? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
We wait for Trev the drayman to turn his back | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
and then we steal the booze from his van. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-12 grand's worth of booze. -Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Well, like you say, it sounds straightforward enough. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
What? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
-Nervous? -N-No. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
No, listen, I've got convictions, and I stand to lose everything. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
And I don't just mean the pub. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Kat's not the most forgiving of women. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
There's no backing out now, Alf. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Remember, I'm not the most forgiving of men. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
You've no idea what's in them, have you? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Winston said it's all good stuff. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Said the supermarket only chucks it out cos the labels are torn. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
That lot's never seen labels. "Dodgy" is written all over 'em. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Beggars can't be choosers. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Oh, last night, I had this really great dream. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Can't remember all the details, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
but that bloke from Captain America was in it. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
And I know I was having a really good time. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Then I woke up. Back to reality, eh? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Reality's not that bad. Anyway, you've still got a great figure. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
Yeah, I've had this skirt for years, who needs money? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
We're better off than some and you know what? KIDS SHOUTING | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
I've been there before, dreading the post, the knock at the door, | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
starving myself so that you lot can have dinner. Things get better. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
If we don't get a new telly, the kids will kill each other. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Or I am going to kill both of them! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
I never get to watch what I want! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Oh! My head is banging from last night. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Yeah, tell me about it. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Interesting conversations, though. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Oh, sorry, we don't do oysters or what was it? Rhino horn. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
Meant to perk you up a bit, innit? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
That meant to be funny? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Ian's face when you blurted it out in front of everyone. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Yeah, well, least I've got a fella, eh? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Who you got keeping you warm at night? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
-Easy, Mands. -Looking good, Kim. -Thank you, thank you. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
# Ta da! # | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
What do you think? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
I take it you're trying to impress someone. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
And if I was, would it work? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Some might say, you've got all your goodies on a plate. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
But you, being my ever-loving sister, you would say... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
You look lovely. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Don't I? I know. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
So, this is all for Ray's benefit, I take it? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Ray? No. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
Oh, come on, I saw your face last night | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
when everyone said how fit he was. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Well, they need to realise that he's desperate to get my attention. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
He's going to be looking out of his little hatch all night, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
watching me behind the bar, lighting up the pub with the life, | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
the soul, curves, booty. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
I guarantee, by closing, he'll be putty in my hands. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh, so, you do want him to be putty then? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
-I'm getting lost whether you want him or not. -No, I never said I wanted him. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
But that's not to say that I don't want him wanting me. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
You see? Let me tell you a little something, yeah? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
It is better to be wanted than to be had, yeah? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:37 | |
You might want to think about that a few times, yeah? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Pay you later. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
You've not had an easy couple of weeks, have you? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
No. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
I drove myself over to see Jim today | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
and I was bracing myself all the way to tell him about Heather, you know? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
And when I got there, I realised I couldn't | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
because what does he need to know for? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
He don't need upsetting. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Anyway, what's bothering you? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
I feel stupid now. Look, I should have thought. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Yeah, you should. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
But you can be a bit selfish, Ian. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Anyway, you're here now, might as well tell me. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
I feel old. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh. Ha-ha. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Must be awful being in your early 40s. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
I'm not going anywhere in life. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
I mean, I had dreams and ambitions. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
I mean, look at me now, Dot, I'm running the stall that my dad ran | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-and that his father ran before him... -Drink your tea up. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
-What? -I can't listen to no more. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
You should count yourself lucky you're alive. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
-Dot, I'm sorry... -If you're looking for sympathy, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
not me, not today. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
I mean, I was supposed to being going to church tonight, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
you know, it's Maundy Thursday | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
and I couldn't face telling Jim about Heather | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
and I can't face going to church and I can't even talk to Jesus. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
I'm afraid...you're knocking at the wrong door. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
-Argh. -He seen me earlier. -Yeah? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
-Checked that I was all right for tonight. -Yeah? What did you say? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
What do you think I said? I'm skint, ain't I? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Thing I don't get is you agreeing to be his dogsbody. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Whoa, stop. I'm no-one's dogsbody. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Oh, right, so you're partners now, are you? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Come on, Alfie, don't kid yourself. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
I mean, how much money are you actually making out of all of this? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Or should I say how will Derek let you keep? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Enough to pay rent for the next six months | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
and keep the tax man off my back, all right? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
I don't know if you've noticed but the Vic is hardly standing room only. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Only at lunchtime, hardly enough people to start a darts team. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
I'm just trying to claw back any profit wherever I can. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
And you ain't got any ideas of your own, eh? You? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
Alfie Moon? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
BILLY SCOFFS You surprise me. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Kimberley Fox is in the building. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Kim. Ray wants you. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Tell me something I don't already know. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
R&B MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
Ooh, hello, you're looking very filet mignon today. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-What? -Filet mignon, the best steak in the world. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
You saying I look like a bit of meat? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Look, Roxy said you wanted me. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Yeah, listen, I need some help in the kitchen tonight. Alfie said you're it. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
I don't think so, young man. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Cos, tonight, I'll be lighting up the pub out there. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
-Ooh, I'm afraid not, babe. -But... -No, no, no, no time for buts, babe. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
That stuff over there needs filleting. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
And don't throw away the heads, we'll be boiling them for stock. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Right, so, you both get to pick a can | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
and then, whatever's inside, that's your dinner. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
What? Go on, just pick. Who else gets to have surprise food? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
-Other poor people? -Just pick. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
I wonder what this could be, then? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Could it be spaghetti hoops? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Or beans and sausages? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
It is... | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Custard. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
Yummy. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Right, this one... feels a bit more lumpy. Guess what? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:19 | |
-Dog food? -Don't be stupid. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
I'm not, for all we know, it could be. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
I'm not eating dog food. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
As if it's dog food! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Well, I wonder what this is then. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Mmm. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Smells delicious, whatever it is. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Ian... | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
..can we talk? You know, about...? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
I don't want to, if that's OK. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
Well, I do, all right? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Look, see these? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
D'you know what keeps them up there? A good bra. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Without it, they'd be a lot lower and you wouldn't have been so keen. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:08 | |
-We're all getting older. -I don't want to talk about it, all right? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
Which is why we have to compensate. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
So... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
I bought you these. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
They're herbal and they work, well, so I'm told. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
You just take one and 40 minutes later... | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
I don't need those, OK? It was a one-off, I'm fine. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
OK, good, well, um... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
..shouldn't be any problems tonight, then. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Tonight? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Mandy, look, I've got to do the VAT and stuff. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
-I'm not going to be in the mood after that. -Great(!) | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
No, I mean, that's just great, Ian. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
This is it, is it? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
You just avoid the situation and I get frustrated? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
It's like we've been married 30 years. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
You know what? Get a grip Ian, all right? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Because if there is a problem, then sort it, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
cos I for one - I need some excitement in my life. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
No-one's even ordered fish. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
It's not for tonight, it's for tomorrow. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
It's a big day for fish, it's Good Friday. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Then, why couldn't you do it in the morning? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Probably, since I get paid more per hour than you do, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
it's cheaper if you do it. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-OK, kids, here you go. -Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Are you calling me cheap? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-Er, what are they doing here? -Eating. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Look, they were hungry, all right? Don't make a fuss. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
-You all right, B? -Alfie, you seen my kids? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Erm, the kids? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Alfie? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Yeah, yeah, listen, they're just in the hallway, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
having something to eat. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
-Yeah, I bet they are. -No, they're fine, darling. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
B. Erm. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
-Tiff? Morgan? -Bianca, all right. Don't, don't... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
I offered. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
-It's just chicken and chips, you know? -Yeah. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Thanks. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
Any time. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
You know, whatever you want, | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
whenever you fancy some for yourself. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Look, erm... | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
-..I found a letter in Morgan's school bag. -Mm-hm. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
-He's been picked for the football team. -Yeah? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-Nice. -So, if you want to help us out, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
he does need a new pair of football boots. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Yeah, course. Yeah, no problem. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Look, maybe I could watch him play sometime? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
Yeah, look you can take him training, if you like. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
I'd really like that. Thank you. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Is that...? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
What? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
That skirt. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
The one you wore the night we met. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
What if it is? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
I remember it. I mean, you looked proper hot in it. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
-You still do. -Yeah? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Well, you've let yourself go. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Come on, kids, let's go. Home. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-Thank you. -You're welcome, Son. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
-It's disgusting. -Oh, come on. -Thanks. -Greens are good for you. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
-So, where's Billy? -He can't make it. -What do you mean, "Can't make it"? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
Well, he's got a hospital appointment. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
No, it's not him, it's his granddaughter. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
She's, you know, she's got to do a scan | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
or one of these 'natal classes or something. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
15 and up the duff. That's what's wrong with this country. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
I thought he was looking a bit shifty this afternoon. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
-What's his game? -No, no, no, no. It's not a game. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:04 | |
-He's doing right by the girl. -Yeah. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Well, so who are you going to get? Better be someone we can trust. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Yeah, well, I don't know about trust, but I've got someone in mind, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
but he might have done a few dodgy things in his time. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:20 | |
Who? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
-You. -Me? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
It's like I said earlier, right? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
I can't afford anything to go wrong anymore. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Neither can you, Derek. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
You know, neither of us like prison food, do we? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
So, erm, it's your call. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
It's her fault you're being like this. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
No, it's me. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
WHY are you being like this? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Look, I'm sorry, Lucy, if my life annoys you, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
but that is what it is, OK? It's my life. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
You're only going to be here for another year or so, | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
and you'll make your first million | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
or find some nice fella and drive off into the sunset. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Me? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
I'm stuck here till they cart me off to the cemetery. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
You know the really sad thing? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
I even know where they'll bury me. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Little plot between my dad and my gran. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
It's so close, I could probably walk to it. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Dad, you need to snap out of this. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Think of Bobby. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
What about Bobby? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Well, do you think he wants to see you like this? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-Dad, you're his hero. -Am I? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Yeah, of course you are. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Look, you need to open your eyes | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
and realise it all went wrong with Mandy. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
No. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
No, it was going wrong before that. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
I guess it went wrong when Jane left. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Do you miss her? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
No. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Oh, I don't know. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
I don't know, OK? Maybe I do. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
Tell you what I have missed, though, and I've realised it this week, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
I've missed being in the caf. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
It's... Being back at the heart of everything, it was... | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Yeah, that's it. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
-What? -I need to get the caf back off Phil. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
-I doubt he's going to sell it. -He will. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
If I make him a good enough offer, he will, he's bound to. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Lucy, that is what it is. We need the caf back, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
it'll give us back the excitement that we've missed. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
Yes, well, you've seen now, haven't you? And I'm fine. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Yes, but, Dot, it's at times like this that you need... | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
What? Your friends? Is that what you was going to say? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
We ain't friends, are we? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
We're neighbours, I always say hello. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Well, Heather was a true friend. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
We shared things, you know, happy times, sad times. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
There was more of the sad times than happy times, | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
but that's what friends are for, aren't they? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
And now, she's dead | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
and you all feel bad and you want to help. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
Well, I'm sorry, but it's a shame | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
that you didn't help her when she was alive. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Fine. Next, time I won't bother. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
KNOCKING ON DOOR Who is it now? What do you want? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
-Oh, hello, Vicar. -Mrs Branning, is this a good time? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:23 | |
Oh. Yes, yes, of course, of course. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
-Is your sister...? -What, Rose? No, she ain't here. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
-Is it her you wanted to see? -Oh, no, no, I've come to see you. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Oh, well, what can I do for you? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Well, you can make me a cup of tea | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
and then maybe find me a nice slice of your cake | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
and then run me a bowl of tepid water. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
So, where is he then? You sure you got the right place? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, course I have. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
This is weird, cos, well, | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Trev, he text to say that he was here, you know. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Nah. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Nah, something's not right. I can sense it. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Let's leave it, Alfie. Alfie, leave it. Come on, pull off. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
-Pull off. -No, no, no, look. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
There he is. That's him. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-All right? Trevor, this is... -Whoa, whoa, whoa. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
So, where's the van? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
I've just got a gun stuck in my face. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
No! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
-Who by? -Couple of blokes. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Car pulled up, I thought it was you. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Next thing, they order me out the van, driving off with it. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
-It was only a few minutes ago. -Are you all right? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Course he's all right. He's alive, ain't he? I don't believe this. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
No. I told you something wasn't right. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
You know who this is down to, don't you? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Who? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Phil Mitchell, hmm? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Eh? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
This has got his name written all over it. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Hospital appointment. I knew we couldn't trust Billy. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
No, no, Billy...Billy's fine. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
-Phil, maybe. -There's no maybes about it, Alfie. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
I told him the line was drawn. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Well, now, he's just crossed it. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
You know, you've weighed very heavily on my heart, | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
these last few days. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
I had hoped you'd come to church as planned. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Yes, well, I've been busy. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Of course. So I thought to myself, | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
"If she can't come to the church, the church shall come to her." | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
But there is no need. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Well, I'm sorry to disagree with you, Mrs Branning, but I think there is. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
If there was any time in your life to let your faith slip, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
-it certainly isn't now. -I know. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Friendship is one of the most important things in anyone's life. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Jesus knows what it was like to lose a close friend. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
Not in such circumstances as yourself, | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
but tragic nonetheless. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Yes, I suppose. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
And on this very night, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
the night he was betrayed in the Garden of Gethsemane, | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
betrayed by someone he loved. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
-Yes. -So... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
let me wash your feet. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
No. No, I ain't worthy. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
It's a Maundy Thursday tradition, Mrs Branning. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
Yes, but... | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
I ain't got pretty feet. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-Mrs Branning, I'm sure they're beautiful in Jesus's eyes. -Oh. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
The real reason you were feeding the kids | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-is that you want to get back with the mother. -What?! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-Kimberley, Kimberley, Kimberley. -Don't "Kimberley" me. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-Oooh, I like you jealous. -I'm not jealous. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
You know, babe, it's perfectly fine, you know. Totally understandable. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Just don't take it out on the fish, yeah? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
No, babe, you've got to cut it through, don't hack at it. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-Here, let me. Come on. -I don't need showing. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
-Argh! -What? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
My finger! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Ahhh! Ahhh! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
-Emergency! Emergency! Help! -What? What? Kim? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
-I didn't mean to, it was an accident. -What was? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
-Kim! -I cut off Ray's finger! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
What?! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
"After they had eaten, Jesus poured water into a basin | 0:20:43 | 0:20:48 | |
"and began to wash his disciples' feet. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
"Afterwards, he dried them with a towel." | 0:20:52 | 0:20:57 | |
"Simon Peter says unto him, 'Lord, not my feet only, | 0:20:57 | 0:21:02 | |
" 'but also my hands and my head.' " | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
She...she... she was the sweetest girl. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
She wouldn't hurt a fly. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
She struggled all her life... | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
but she had the biggest smile. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
And that little boy... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
that little boy'll never know what a wonderful mother she was. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Emergency! Emergency! We need a doctor! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
There's a man dying! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Man dying! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
-So, what do I get? -What? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-Well, if Morgan's getting football boots, I want something. -Tiffany! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
What? When one gets a present, the other does too. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
But the thing is... | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
The thing is we're poor and our TV don't even work. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
But Morgan gets what he wants cos his dad's here | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
and I don't cos mine's gone! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
-No, no! It's not like that. -Yes, it is! I hate you! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
-I hate all of you! -Oi, spoilt little madam. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
No, she's not, though, is she? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
-DOOR SLAMS -She ain't had nothing for months. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
She needs a new coat, her shoes are too small. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Right, come on David Beckham, bath time. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Hello? Yeah, I'm looking for a short term loan. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
No. No, I haven't had one off you yet. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Well, I just need enough for a new telly. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Oh. Really? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Yeah, that's great. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Well, I was thinking, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
well, you know, like, one of them plasma ones. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
I will never pick up a knife again. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Look, it was an accident. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
You heard what the nurse said, man, it was just the tip, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
they'll be able to sew it back on again. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
I was fine cutting that fish on my own, you know. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
So, what? It's my fault for getting in the way? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
-Actually, yes, it is your fault. -(That's great.) | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Flirting with Bianca. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
Look, I flirt with all women, all right? It's part of who I am. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Your finger ain't part of who you are now though, is it? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
You need to calm down. You're getting a bit too worked up. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
You know what? I'm fine, yeah? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
I'm just hot. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
So, if you're hot, put some ice on your neck then, innit. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
-Argh! -HE LAUGHS | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
I touched it! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
-But you don't know it was Phil. -Well, who else could it be, Alf? Eh? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
Erm. I don't know, anyone. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
No, not anyone, Alf. Come on, wake up and smell the coffee, mate. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
Phil Mitchell nicked that booze, our booze. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
12 grand's worth. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
So what you going to do then? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
I'm going to think on it. Hm? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
That's the difference between me and him. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
He's all action and no brains. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
No. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
I'm going to think on it and then I'll pounce. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
You're not well, are you? You've gone very quiet. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I was just thinking about what you said about flirting with all women. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:47 | |
Why do you do that? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
Well, from what I hear, you do the same. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Ask yourself the same question. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Look, I know why I do it, but I just want to know why you do. | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
I don't know. I just do. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Well, you shouldn't. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Cos if you're flirting with everyone, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
how's a girl to know if you really like her? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Wait. You chop off my finger | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
and then you tell me how I should and shouldn't be? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
You are some piece of work, you know that? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
-I ain't a piece of work, you know. -Yes, you are. -No, I ain't. -Yes, you are. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Cos you're just trying to get me to tell you how much I like you, | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
which is kind of insulting, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
considering it's pretty clear that I do. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Do you? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
Why else do you think I swung it | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
so, that way, you'd have to spend the evening in the kitchen with me? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
It wasn't because I wanted to admire your new dress, | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
which I think makes you look cheap. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
No, seriously, it annoys the hell out of me | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
because, you know, when you actually do open up to me, | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
and we actually get close | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
and this becomes something, | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
I don't want my woman walking around dressed like that. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Your woman? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:08 | |
My woman. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
Argh. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Oh, is it hurting? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
Er, yeah. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
Oi! There's an injured man in here, bleeding to death. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Now, if someone don't get in here quickly, trust me, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
I will show you the true meaning of Accident and Emergency, yeah? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
D'you know, I love it when you get fired up. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
Stop it. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
Look, I don't know if you're playing me or not, yeah? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:47 | |
There, I said it. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
If you're playing me, let's call it a day now, cos I... | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
I ain't playing you, man. I'm being 100% sincere. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
What about you? | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
Promise not to make me jealous? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
You and Bianca? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
Look, she's Morgan's mum, that's all. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
She can't compare with you. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
This is true. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
Come here. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
You're beautiful. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Am I? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
So? Did he fall for it? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
Yeah, course he did. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:27 | |
Well done, Trev, mate, you played a blinder. Take care. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
-Pleasure doing business with you. -See ya. -Nice one, Trev. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
-Are you sure Derek ain't going to be suspicious? -Nah. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
No, he thinks Phil did it. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
-What? No, Alfie, that is not good. -Billy, Billy, Billy. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:45 | |
Come on, Phil can take care of himself, you know that. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
As long as Derek doesn't find out it was us | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
that nicked his precious booze, we'll be fine, won't we? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
Like I told ya... | 0:28:52 | 0:28:53 | |
..I'm no-one's dogsbody. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
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