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-BANGING AT DOOR -Oh! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
All right, all right. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
-BANGING CONTINUES -Stop... Stop banging, I'm here! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Where's the fire? There's no fire, Alfie. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
All right! > | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
I've got a job for you. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
What? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
There's no pleasing some people, is there? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-Oh! -You moan at me when I don't tell you nothing, | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
and then you don't like it when I do. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Meet me outside the cafe, 8.30. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
And I mean as in SHARP, none of your pub times. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
And then what? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Well, meet me there and then you'll find out, won't you? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Hold on, you get me out of my pit at some stupid time in the morning... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
What, to tell me to meet you in a couple of hours?! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Hour and a half. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
Derek, listen, mate. With all due respect, I'm... | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
I'm not really cut out for this... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
What, getting your hands dirty? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
You scammed me. Hmm? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
Then you lied to me. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Do you really want to make it three? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Alfie? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
You're a nosy so-and-so, ain't ya? Your mother never tell you what curiosity did to the cat? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
-Whoa, whoa, Derek. -Whoa, whoa. You got something to say, have you? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-ALFIE SIGHS -Uh? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Good. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Outside the cafe, 8.30. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
And put some strides on, Alf! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Goodness! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Turn all the punters off looking at your skinny pins! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
DEREK LAUGHS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
CAR DOOR SHUTS, ENGINE STARTS | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-What's this? -Done my wrist in doing this lot. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
I've written my name and number at the bottom and the house number, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
so anyone can call with any information. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Police have done that. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
-Say the person was doing something that night and they didn't want the police to know. -Like what? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
I don't know, having it away with the crown jewels! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
I just want to see if anybody knows anything. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Might not do any good, but it can't do any harm. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Someone's keen. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
Got a lot to catch up on, ain't I? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Anyway, what's all this? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
Listen, Rox. I've got no choice, darling. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Yes, you have! You have! He says, "jump," you say, "no," Alfie. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
You don't say, "Yes, Derek, how high?" | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
I didn't steal money from him, not exactly, but I still owe him. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I owe on my store cards, they just ask me to pay, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
they don't turn me into some sort of criminal! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
We don't know this is criminal. Not for definite. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
It's this simple - I pay one way, or I pay another, OK? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Pay how? Hmm? What's he got you mixed up in?! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-I can handle it. Whatever it is, I can... -And that's it? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-You do this job, whatever it is and the slate's wiped clean, is it? -Yeah. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
-He said that, did he? -Yeah, well, as good as. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
No, Tiff, you can't! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Why not? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
-Cos I say so. -That's not a reason. -Cos we're skint. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Look, they're on offer. Two for one. That means they're half price. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
-Does it? -It must be. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Cos you can get two for what you usually pay for one. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
So, half of 58 pence, is... | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
..30... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Half of 50 is 25, half of eight is four, add them together, that's... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
Still too much money. Come on. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
29! That's 29 pence! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Yes, it is! Although, two for one doesn't work like that. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Yeah it does, we just did the sums and everything. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Well, you did them so well... | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
it's my treat? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Yeah, thanks. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Come on, say thank you. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-KIDS: -Thank you! -You're welcome. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
As it happens, Masood, you're really good at sums, aren't you? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Look, Uncle Max! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Oh, hello, darling! What have you got there? Chocolate and... | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-CORA: -Hi, Morgan. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
What's up with her? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-How should I know? -You should. You're the one who upset her. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-You what? -She had a right go about it in my charity shop. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
About what? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Bus goes from George Street, don't it? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
If you don't go to school you'll have the truant officer on your back | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
and all the teachers'll get involved. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
You're meant to be keeping your head down! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Yeah and I will be! Once I get this psych report, anyway. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
I don't care what that says. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Oi! No school's going to say, "Oh, don't bother coming back," are they? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
That psych report's important, all right? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Ain't just a get-out-of-school card. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
You got any post for Number 55? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
Let me have a look. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
Eh...there you go. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Cheers. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
You all right, Derek? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
-Bang on time. -What's happening? Where are we going? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Stop your rabbiting, you'll find out, won't you? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Come on, then. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
You seeing him this morning? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Roxy, you've got to stay away, you know that. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-I'm not going to see him for the rest of the day, anyway, cos he's busy. -Doing what? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
How should I know? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Good girl. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
-Right. -Yeah, right! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-What can I get you, mate? -A jumper, please. -Here you are. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I'll get you another. You're an XL, yeah? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
I've got another one, somewhere. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-I'll give you a special price, two for one? -No, thanks. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
B, let's have a look at that stuff you're knocking out. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-Come to have a pop at me again? -No. Just want a look. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
I know you've got the hump with me, no reason to turn down business. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
-I'm not turning down business, Max. -Well, good. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
But charity can just get stuffed! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
-Oh, well, that went well(!) -You would have done better? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
She couldn't have done worse. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Well, go on then, prove it. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Derek, look. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
What I meant earlier, whatever it is, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
I'd only end up letting you down. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
I'm not trying to talk my way out of it, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
but this ain't my usual thing, all right? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
I'll only end up messing things up for you, so... | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
-DOOR BANGS Mum! -Oh. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
You ain't come to order some stuff an' all, have you? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Uh, no. No, I've come to invite you all round for something to eat. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Oh, more charity then? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
-No. -Liam ain't here, anyway, he's at his mates. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
-As usual. -Right, well, the rest of you, then. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
What, after the way you all ganged up on me? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I didn't, actually. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Max humiliated me, so stuff him and stuff you. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Bianca, this wouldn't be charity, | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
it's more of a peace offering, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
an apology for Max being so out of order | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
and he'd have said sorry himself if you'd have let him. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
I know you've never had to apologise for anything | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
cos you've never been out of order in your life before, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
but he has and this would be our way of saying sorry. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
What are you cooking? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
-Tiff! -Roast dinner. All the trimmings. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
-With pudding? -Morgan! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Mmm, two puddings. A crumble and a trifle. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
-What sort of crumble? -Apple. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
Peace offering? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
-Yeah. -No charity? -Definitely not. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
All right then, thanks, we'll come. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
-Yes! -Yay! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
-Oh. -BOTH: -Yay! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Rox. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Where's Amy, at nursery? Good. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
You can give me a hand with these. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Look, put some up in Bridge Street and if there's any left, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
do Turpin Road, all right? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
-Rox, are you listening?! -Yeah. Yeah, OK. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
All right, where is he? Where's Alfie? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Alfie? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Alfie? No, it's not ringing any... | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Oh, do you mean Alfie who runs the Vic? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
Cheeky sort of chappie? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Quite entertaining sometimes, then other times gets on your nerves? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
You're fond of him, aren't you? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
He's a mate. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
And you don't find him kind of irritating sometimes, hmm? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:19 | |
Like a fly buzzing round your head, yeah? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
You put up with it for the longest time, then suddenly you just go... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
snap? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
RADIO PLAYS | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I can't live with that. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
You can't just take it down, can you? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Ben ain't going to be able to handle it either, is he? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Can't be easy for you either, can it? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Ben ain't bothered, is he? Only cares about one thing. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
What? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Nothing. Just school and that. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
His psychological report's due today. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
It's doing his head in, all of it, he's all over the place. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Jay, we've got to stick together on this. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
If we start turning against each other, then... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
..no-one's going to come out on the right side. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
And there is one, is there... a right side? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Yeah, there is. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
BEN'S side. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
Alfie, it's me. Where are you? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Max! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
Max. Look, I wouldn't ask, all right, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
I wouldn't, not if it wasn't important. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Can you have a word with your brother? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Which one, Derek? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
-He's up to something. -That's a surprise(!) | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-Max, it's something iffy. -Yeah, hold the front page! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
It's some sort of job. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
What sort of job? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
I don't know, but he's got Alfie mixed up in it. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Right, and you want me to find out what it is? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
He might be my brother but I'm not going to go sticking my nose in. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I'm attached to it, you know? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Come on, just a quick word, that's all I'm asking. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Alfie is a big boy. He can look after himself. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Abi, give me a hand with these bags, will ya, please? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
In a minute. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Why, what's so important? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
-Nothing. -Well, you won't have a problem telling me, will ya? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-It's private. -Private! -Leave the girl alone. -Only asking. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Yeah, and she's told you. It's private! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Meaning a boy. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
Have you said something? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
No. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
You just have, though. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
Alfie, look, it's me. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Can you just please call me when you get... | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
this message? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
Jean! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
Jean, what's happening? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
I'm signing this delivery docket. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Alfie's car. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Oh! He's had to go away for a bit. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Derek's looking after it. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
What d'you mean, go...? Where's he gone? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Search me! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
Not literally, obviously! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
I did ask. Derek didn't say. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Just said, "He's gone off," | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
and I said, "Like a piece of meat that's past its sell-by date?" | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
He just took the keys and went. That man's got no sense of humour. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
And he's OK, is he? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
And he definitely hasn't missed any classes? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
OK, thanks. Well, just keep me posted, yeah? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Trouble? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
No...but there's no harm in checking, is there? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
I told you, it don't matter what Ben said, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
his head's all over the place right now. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
He managed to get to school on time and he ain't bunked off any classes. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
At least that's some good news. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
So who is it? Is it a skanky little boy from school? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Skanky?! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
-We're down with the kids these days, aren't we? -Well? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Ahem... No, he's not from school. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
-I bet he's skanky, then. -I never said that. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
There's got to be some reason you're both being so cagey. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Are you seeing Jay again? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-I know you don't owe him any favours. -You took the words out of my mouth! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-But he could be in real trouble. -Well, he deserves it. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
(Phil, please?) | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
-What do you want me to do? -Just find out what he's got Alfie into. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
And how am I supposed to do that? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Ask him! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-You lost your tongue suddenly? -He's not going to tell me! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
So what do I do? Why is Derek going to tell me anything, eh? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Cos, Phil, you might be a little more persuasive than me. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Oh, I see. In other words, lean on him? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
If that don't work, lean on him more, next thing, World War Three's broken out! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Oh, right. It's not like you to duck a fight, is it? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
It's not like me to fight battles for others. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
This is simple, Alfie's got himself in trouble...again. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Alfie's got involved in something that he shouldn't have done...again. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
And I...I don't give a monkey's! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Can I just have two teas, please, Marie? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Thank you. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
So what happened? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
The psych report? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
I thought that'd be it - one look at what that shrink said | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
and the school would tell you to go and put your feet up. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
What does he know, anyway? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
I don't know. What did he say? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
A load of rubbish. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
-Meaning? -Meaning, a load of rubbish, Jay. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Ben. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
What did he say? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
It's a waste of time. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-We've got to take something. -No, we haven't! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
What, we just go and eat their food and then say thanks? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
-Tanya doesn't expect anything. -Makes it even worse. -Excuse me. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Oh, happy birthday. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Oh, late card from my brother, AJ. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Wonderful excuse to eat more cake. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Huh. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
Why don't we give them some of the two for one? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Yeah, nice idea. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
We go and eat their food and give them | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
some cut-price, mouldy old chocolate to say thanks. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
There's six of them, so that means you only pay for four. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
-Three. -That's what I meant. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
-I know you did. -Do I get another bar, then? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-Tiff! -What, for working that out too? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Bianca? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
It's fine. As it happens, you are really good with the kids | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
and sums, ain't you, Masood? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-Jay's had a tough time lately. -Oh, yeah? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
He'll have a worse one when I get hold of him. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
-I'm just glad I can help him. -Oh, is that what you call it, yeah? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
Yes, it is, so don't be so juvenile! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
He's special to me and he's in a bad place, | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
and I'm making it better. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
Please, Dad. Do not make me feel bad about doing something good. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
-How old is she? -How old are you? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
-DOOR BELL RINGS -"Is that what you call it?" -Addams Family are here. I'm off. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
No, you're not. Give me that. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
-We've already had Abs go walkabouts. -We all know where she's gone. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
Do not go anywhere! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Hello! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
Come in! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
Marie, can I have a cup of tea to go, please? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Oi, Roxy, what's so important, cos you've been blanking me all day? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
I'm trying to get hold of someone, OK? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-What? Hair appointment? -I keep getting the answerphone. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Hold on a minute, hold on. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
Alf...? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Alfie? Alfie, are you there? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Alfie, talk to me. Alfie, it's me! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
'Are you there?' | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Hello? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
No, sorry. Wrong number. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Is that the report? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
-It was. -Phil's going to want to see what it says, ain't he? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
He's probably forgotten about it by now. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
-He mentioned it this morning, Ben. -Well, if it ain't here... | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
But it is, innit? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
So, let's take a look. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
I'm not saying it's a good thing. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-Obviously, cos then you might have told me. -But I'm not saying it's a bad thing. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Jay Mitchell? It's all bad where he's concerned. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
-Not according to Abi. -What does she know? -Enough to put you in your place. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
This is like history repeating itself. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
All right, fair enough, I know I've said all this before. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
No, Max. I mean, my mum. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Lecturing me about you. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Really? Interfering wombat. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
The point is, Max, | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
I followed my heart. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
And, no, I'm not saying it's the same, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
but I'm not saying it isn't, either. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
It's going to get cold! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
There's a promotion on down the Minute Mart, | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
two for the price of one. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Looked at it, and I instantly thought of you. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Now I've seen you, though, | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
I don't know whether two bars is going to be enough. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Well, we both know how it works, don't we? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
One bar, that's for when you're in pain... | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
..two bars, when you're in agony... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
..but this is a married man we're talking about, Rox. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
I know. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
You'd know all about that, wouldn't you? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Yeah, I would. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
That's why I've got three and four. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Thank you. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
Hey. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
-So, Tiff's got a tutor. -Yeah, well, kind of. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Mas, but he's been good, been really patient with her. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Helping you through your adding up? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
-Taking away. -Yeah, and that an' all. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Tiff, Tiff. Please, can you calm down a bit? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-No-one's going to take it off you. -Like to see 'em try. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Look at her, it's like she ain't eaten for a month. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Give her a couple of months, she'll be doing algebra and stuff, won't you? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
What's that? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
Just something old people used to do. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Morgan, what are you doing? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Nothing. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
Morgan?! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
What is that? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
-No! -What...? Let go! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-What? -BIANCA GASPS | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
They were for later. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
Alfie? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
-All right, darling? -Are you all right? Are you hurt? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
No, I'm fine, sweetheart. Why? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
You haven't been answering your phone. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-No, I lost it, didn't I? -Derek answered it. -Brilliant! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
He must have found it. You know, when it drops down the side... | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
He told Jean you wouldn't be back for ages, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
then some blokes drove off in your car... | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
-Listen, he made me get in the car with him and then... -No, shut up! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Listen to me, I thought he was going to do... | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Thought what, eh? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
I was impressed, the boy did well. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Or was you going to say something else? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Hmm? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
He was collecting my laundry. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
That was the job, was it? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Yeah, what did you think it was? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
I'm sorry if I gave anyone the wrong impression. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Oi, oi, oi! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Rox, for Heaven's sake, what are you doing, darling?! Rox? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Rox, what are you doing? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Oh, and...thanks, Alf. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Yeah, cheers, Derek. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
Rox, what's the matter with you? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-Just calm down. -Get off me! -Calm down! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Tiff's got a little something to say thanks. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Oh, you... | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
Thank you, you didn't need to... | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
They were two for one. But I ate some. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
-Shut up, Morgan. -I've got something for you too. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
-You might as well have it, I'm not into Sauvignon. -I am. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
And for the kids, cos... You were enjoying these, weren't you? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
Yeah, we were only going to bin 'em. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Hang on, you're doing it again. So, you was either going to bin 'em or give 'em to us? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:22 | |
No, he didn't mean that. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
-Course he didn't! -Come on, B, it's just a thought. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Nice thought, nice, but we've got spuds at home, thanks. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-No, we haven't. -We have, come on. -What about my roasties? -Morgan! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
-See ya. -See ya later. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
-What? -"Going to throw 'em in the bin"?! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Don't pull any punches, does he? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Well, I've only met him once, he don't know anything about me, well, not really. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
This ain't really about you, is it? Most of it's about me. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
-He don't know you, either. -Ain't stopped hanging me out to dry. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
He don't understand anything about us. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
He keeps going on about how... | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
..how you want to be like me... | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
..and do what I do. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
What's wrong with that? You're my dad. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
According to him, that's the problem. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
So, what are you saying? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
No, you're not turning on me, too, are you? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
No, never, son. I promise you. Never. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
It's just... Don't you see what he's saying here? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
You know, what's happened with Heather... | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
I haven't told him anything about that. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Was that you doing what you thought I'd do? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
-Is that what this is all about? -He don't know anything about it. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Ben, look, you're my son... and I love you. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:09 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
Not according to this, you don't. According to this... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Look, Dad, I've told you, it's got nothing to do with it! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Ben. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Ben, you're my son and you always will be. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
And you never, never have to prove yourself to me. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
So what d'you do that for? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Alfie, leave me alone. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
No, no, no, listen! Rox, the bloke is a psychopath. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-You cannot go round hitting psychos! -Alfie, please. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Especially now - the bloke's losing it, big time. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
You should have seen him today. Firstly, he drags me... You saw it. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
I get in the car, couple of big heavies get in, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
we drive round, chatting away - nice as pie, seriously - | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
and then he asks me to pick up his laundry. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
We come back and he asks to borrow the Capri. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
I mean, what's all that about? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
What it's about, Alfie, is really simple. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
-Meaning? -He's worked it out, hasn't he? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Worked what out? I... | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
Sending you off on that stupid, stupid errand | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
and then coming back here to twist the knife. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
What you on about? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
-You know what? Just, just, please go. -No, no. Go where? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-Leave me alone! -First, stop shouting. Second, you're talking out your backside. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
-What are you on about? -We ain't going to get a minute's peace now, | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
-not now he's got this new stick to hit us with. -Rox, what stick? | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Why can't you see?! Do you really not understand? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
I can't believe you can't see it and he can, | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
because he's got it well and truly sussed. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
I thought I was going to lose my mind today, OK? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
I thought he'd done something, Alfie, and he loved it. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
He loved seeing me in that sort of state | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
and the worse I got, the more he loved it, so he's got me, | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
hasn't he? He's got me, which means he's going to do it again and again and again. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:03 | |
OK, listen, today was... Today was just a misunderstanding. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
To be honest with you, I don't quite get it myself. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Today was a game, Alfie, and I fell for it. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
-Look at you. -What? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
How can he see it and you can't? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Rox, seriously, sweetheart... I don't understand what... | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
I love you. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
OK, and grandad loves Roxy...! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
I love you, Alfie Moon. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
You get it now? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Please just go. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
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