28/05/2012 EastEnders


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Dad.

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Dad!

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-Dad!

-Shut up, will you?

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-DAD!

-He's in bed.

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No, he isn't.

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I thought I heard him come in last night.

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Well, he didn't wake me up. So where is he?

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-Has he gone off with Mandy?

-'Course not.

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-Is this because you shouted at him?

-Don't be stupid.

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He's probably just had an early start.

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He'll be in the cafe taking his foul mood out on Marie.

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Either that or he'll be on the stall.

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He's most likely on the stall.

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SHE GROANS

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What's the matter with you?

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I've got images of Ian Beale stuck in my head going round on a loop.

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You poor thing.

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He still owes me a grand. And then there's Jean!

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What about Jean?

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She's late...

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for a cleaning shift.

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SHE SIGHS

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Did you hear about Ian? Oh, hang on. Hang on, Alfie.

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Alfie, I've got another call. Just wait there. Wait there.

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Yes, Janine?

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Oh, Alfie! Sorry. Sorry. I haven't done it. Wait there. Wait there.

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She's actually just hung up on me.

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Can you believe that?!

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Why is your Uncle Derek just staring?

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Dunno.

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-Do you need some binoculars, Uncle Derek?

-Oi, watch it, you.

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Joke.

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Excuse my granddaughter.

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She thinks insulting someone

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then saying joke constitutes a sense of humour.

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Joke.

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-Kids, hey?

-Yeah.

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Rude, selfish, inconsiderate

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and a blight on society.

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I take it Alice hasn't been in touch then?

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Did you call her?

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Fat lot of good that'd do me when she won't even pick up her phone.

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Why'd she take off like that?

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Dunno.

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My guess is, somebody's been dripping poison about me.

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Who?

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Good question.

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If she won't answer your calls...

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why don't you write her a letter?

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Last letter I wrote was in 1969.

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Dear Aunt Bess. Thanks for the socks.

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Derek.

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I see.

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Well, let's hope Alice took telepathy at school.

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This is not a good start, Jean.

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Yes, yes, Your majesty.

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-Excuse me?

-Nothing.

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Sorry. I'm here.

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All right, Jean?

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Need to have a word.

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-Is there a problem?

-No, no. It's the opposite.

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-But not here, yeah. Come and see me at the gym?

-Yeah.

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Actually, can I just call you back? Thanks. Michael?

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Yeah?

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-Not again?

-Not again what?

-You and jelly brains. Should I be worried?

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Yeah, yeah. Sex is out of this world.

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He didn't come in this morning.

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But he wasn't on the stall. So where is he?

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Well, it's obvious, isn't it? He'll be at the chippy.

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How's your old man? Managed to find his trousers yet?

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Just picking up the keys for the chippy. Ian's left them for me.

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-He did what?!

-Said he was going on honeymoon and to open up.

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Honeymoon?!

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Yeah, so if you've got a problem, take it up with him, yeah?

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Dad's on honeymoon?

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Yeah, of course he is. That's why I couldn't get in touch with him.

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There's not going to be any reception on a boat, is there?

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I should have known Dad wouldn't let an expensive holiday go to waste.

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-Do I still have to go to school?

-Don't push it.

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Andrew? Andrew!

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So good to see you. Boy, what you doing back here?

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Sorry, if it's your mum you're looking for...

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-Mum? No, I don't want to see her.

-What I was going to say...

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is that she's gone out for the day. I've just seen her leave.

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So if you're not back to see your mum, why are you here?

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I dunno.

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I was on the tube...

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Uh huh.

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Heather's headstone...

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They put it up yesterday

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so I was...

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I was on my way to take these.

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And then the train stopped...

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..but I didn't move.

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I just sat there.

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And the doors was closing...

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and the announcer was saying,

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"Next stop, Walford East."

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I suppose...

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here I am then.

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Hey, come and have a drink?

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Come on!

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It's all right. The drink is on me.

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So, how've you been keeping, brother?

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I have, like, good days and bad days, you know.

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Well, when you have bad days, you take a deep breath.

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-Beale?

-Oi!

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-Where's your dad?

-Excuse me, this is my house.

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-Yeah, I need to see him. Is he in?

-No.

-Where is he?

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Right about now, I'd say he's in the middle of the ocean somewhere.

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He's gone off on his honeymoon. OK?

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What do you want?

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Your dad's OK then.

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And we're all right, aren't we?

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Come on. You've had a terrible shock, I get it.

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Talk to me cos that's what I'm here for.

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Listen, anything that your dad's done, my dad's topped. I promise.

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Oh, that's right, Lauren. Make it all about you, as always.

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Maybe you should you be celebrating?

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Oh, yeah. My dad's been humiliated, again.

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Whoop-de-doo.

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Yeah, but Mandy's gone. It's what you wanted.

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Spent long enough devising plans to get rid.

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Remember when you were texting that L Stephens

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and then her hag of a mother turns up?

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It's not that funny to mock the dead.

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Just lighten up, Lucy.

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Don't you see what this is?

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This is what they call a golden opportunity.

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How so?

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The wicked witch has flown off on her broomstick

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and if I hear you correctly, Lucy, then you have a free house.

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Why don't I scour the streets, round up a few fitties, hey?

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Maybe.

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Right, so we're cool then, yeah?

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What gives you that idea?

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Well, this. The party.

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Yeah...

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Shame...

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cos you're not invited.

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DOOR SLAMS

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Are you sure?

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That's what she said.

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Are you worried?

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Well, it's better than him hanging round Walford nick.

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You don't sound convinced.

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Ian's unpredictable at the best of times but...

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I've never seen him like this before.

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-What d'you mean?

-Just stay close to blondie.

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If he's going to contact anyone, it'll be her.

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Michael.

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Is my money OK?

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OK? That's one word for it!

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Another word...is booming.

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-Really?

-Yeah!

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Yeah, we're looking at 40% returns, Jean.

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You know what that means? That means in a couple of weeks,

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we can start withdrawing funds.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's great. So, you know, all this...

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cleaning for Janine malarkey, you don't need to bother.

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Well, I have to earn a living in the meantime.

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I don't think you understand, Jean.

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We keep on the way we are,

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you won't have to do another dogsbody job in your life.

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In that case...

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I want to invest more.

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More?

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£10,000.

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-That's a lot of money, Jean.

-I know!

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Strictly speaking, it's not my money.

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It's the government's. Well, it's the Vic's VAT money.

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But it's sitting in a piddly little account,

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-not earning any interest.

-You need to slow down, Jean.

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Slow down?! It's wasteful.

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Especially when the Vic's barely breaking even. I mean...

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if the investment is doing as well as you say it is,

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-why not invest it?

-I don't know. I don't know.

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Why not?

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If it's VAT money, it needs to be paid back in June.

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Two weeks, you said.

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40%!

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Unless you're not being straight with me...

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No, no. 'Course I'm being straight with you, Jean.

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It's just that I don't know if I can add to the investment right now.

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I can get you cash by the end of the day.

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Can you?

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I tell you what...

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..let me look into it.

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Oh. I nearly forgot.

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I've bought you a little thank you something.

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Don't open it now cos I'll get embarrassed.

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I'll just, um, put it...

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..there.

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So tell me, man. What have you been doing with yourself

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in sunny Southend?

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Nothing really. Just...

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keeping my head down.

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Hey, man. The flowers look beautiful, you know.

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Was planning on paying a visit myself during the week.

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Oh, Trace. Um...

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Whiskey

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and the usual for me, please.

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Oh, and some crisps. What flavours do you have?

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Cheese and onion, salt and vinegar...

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I tell you what, let me have a look a the menu.

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OK. You feeling a bit peckish, Andrew?

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Ooh!

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Derek, the point of the game ain't to take holes out the wall.

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-Re-match? Round the clock.

-Gym ain't going to run itself.

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All right. Go on. One more.

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Thing that gets me is that brother of ours.

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Here's me and you, gorgeous specimens of mankind...

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..lustrous thick hair, dark brooding looks.

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And there's him, bald and ugly

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with three kids all living under the same roof.

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I mean, how does that work, hey?

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You ever asked yourself why he's bald?

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Eh?

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Something to be said for not living with your kids, innit. Look at that.

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Get in there.

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Stop feeling sorry for him, Mum.

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The man has spent the last 18 years

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-not even thinking about his daughter.

-How do you know?

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Just cos he's getting on a bit,

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doesn't suddenly make him father material.

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Anyway, the person we need to feel sorry for is Ian.

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I don't know how you come back from something like that.

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He'll probably have another dolly bird on his arm this time next week.

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The point is, every man has a right to know their children.

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Why? Cos they provided a bit of DNA?

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That is not what being a dad's about.

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You really hate him, don't you?

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Yeah.

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Ask me, Alice is better off without him.

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Give him five minutes, he'll have moved onto something else.

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-Something illegal most likely.

-It was you, wasn't it?

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You warned Alice off.

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What if I did?

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Oh, hey, guys. Party of the year at mine.

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-Are you going?

-Apparently not, no.

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What's it in aid of then?

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Mandy's exorcism party.

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Marie, can I have a cup of tea, please?

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-Er, Janine. There is a queue?

-Er, I'm pregnant.

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So have you got your dad's blessing for a booze up, have you?

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No, but seeing as he selfishly decided to take off,

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-don't think it matters, does it?

-Take off?

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Yeah. Honeymoon for one.

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But in the meantime, I'm going to enjoy myself.

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So, what did you say to him?

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Nothing. Nothing at all. Didn't get a chance before he ran off.

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So, what's the plan?

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Are we just going to shout his name like a lost dog?

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Come on. He can't be that hard to find.

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You do realise this city we live in, yeah? It's called the capital.

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It's big, like well big.

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There he is.

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Well, unless Andrew is a shape shifter,

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I'd say that your eyes were playing tricks on you, Patrick.

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Hey. Andrew.

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Well, it's not my usual tipple, but why not?

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You don't mind do you?

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Come on, shufty up.

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Jean.

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Oh! You frightened the life out of me.

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We need to be quick. It's about your investment.

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-Great cos I've managed to get the money out. It's over at the Vic...

-No, no, no.

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I can't let you do it, Jean. We've got to be sensible about this.

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I don't want you to do it until we see another significant return.

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It's the chain, isn't it? I overstepped the mark.

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No, it's not about the chain.

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The chain's lovely. It's nothing personal, Jean.

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Just need to give it a couple of weeks.

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-Whatever you think best, Michael.

-You've just got to trust me.

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Oh, sorry.

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Were you two having a moment because

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-I can always leave you to it?

-Don't be silly, Janine.

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What?! You know she's got a crush on you and you're encouraging it!

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-I do not have a crush.

-Oh, come on, Jean.

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We all know what your obsessions are like. You practically stalked

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my Uncle Norman and then Michael's dad and now you're pitching in for the younger model.

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-How dare you.

-That's out of order. You've got to apologise.

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-I beg your pardon?!

-I'm

-out of order?

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-Just say sorry.

-You don't need to defend me.

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Why are you taking her side?

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Please don't tell me you've suddenly taken a shine for crazy people?

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What?!

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Come on. What did I say?

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It was a joke.

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What?

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I think you know.

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So the thing is, Andrew, I'm sorry.

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I should never have believed that you were capable of doing

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something like that to Heather.

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You weren't the only one.

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Yeah. Sorry for them as well.

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I mean, it's just that...

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we all wanted answers so badly.

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It's OK. I want them too.

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All right! Easy. Easy. Woman-shaped human to your left, yeah?

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-Where're you going?

-I've got to see her.

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I mean, a letter! Who does she think I am?

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Can you imagine me getting all Dear Deidre?

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Best I could manage was a birthday card to Joey

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and look where that got me.

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So, what? You're just going to leave it then?

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-I've tried, Jack. I've tried.

-Oh, yeah. 'Course you have(!)

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Anyway, what's a few words on a piece of paper going to do, eh?

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-And what would I say? I'm sorry...

-I don't know.

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..that I didn't know how to be a dad,

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that I did think about her every day of her life...

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what it would be like...

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I mean, she's my flesh and blood, Jack.

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She's a part of me.

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You know how I feel about family.

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But I'm not one of them men who could do a weekend here

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and a weekend there.

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Besides, their mother wouldn't have let me.

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What are you doing?!

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See this? Paper, yeah?

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And this is what they call a pen.

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You write letters with it.

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Just get on with it, will ya?

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Let me past, please.

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He thinks you're idiotic, you know.

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He even does impressions of you at home. Sausage surprise!

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It's hilarious.

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-I don't believe you.

-Why's that?

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Because you're friends?

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Yes, actually. I listen to him because that's what friends do.

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Yes, yes, Jean. You and your imaginary conversations.

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You do realise it takes two people in order for it to be real, right?

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I know when feelings are real

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and I know my heart isn't empty.

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Ouch, you're really touching a nerve there.

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In fact, I think I might cry.

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Where are your family, Janine?

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Where your friends?

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The people who stick up for you when things go wrong?

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Stacey always had friends.

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Loads and loads of them,

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always there, ready to help her, support her.

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She was so loved around here. On her wedding day,

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that church was jam full of friends and family...

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Not forgetting her father-in-law...

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Oh, I'm not saying she's perfect.

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She's human.

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And she'll never be like you...

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hated and alone.

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I have got Michael

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and a baby on the way in case you hadn't noticed.

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You can't force a child to love you, Janine.

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And Michael...

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..you know you're just using him.

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Right, yeah, cos I really need his money.

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You know,

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we had a good long chat the other day

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about faith.

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Faith?!

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That St Christopher that he carries around with him everywhere...

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..do you know who gave it to him?

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You don't, do you?

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That's because he doesn't trust you enough to tell you.

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So what does that say about your relationship?

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It says you're lying.

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His mother gave it to him, that's who.

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The day that she committed suicide the light went out in him.

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Now, I think deep down he is a good man,

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but he's too good for you, Janine, because you're nothing but darkness

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and you'll never know the real Michael.

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-Who are all these people?

-Tyler, I ain't got a clue.

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I only came here cos Lauren wanted me to watch out for her.

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What's happening, Luce?

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I don't recognise anyone. Do you know 'em all, do you?

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Not yet.

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Luce, when's your dad coming back?

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Another week. And when he gets back, I'm going to make sure

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there's not a single trace of that money-grabbing cow in this house.

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So if you see anything that looks like it might have belonged to Mandy,

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put it in here.

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What is going on with Jean?

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Nothing.

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It's stupid. You've wound yourself up.

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I feel sorry for her.

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So sorry for her that you pour your heart out?

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-Excuse me?

-She told me all about your mum struggling

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with her faith and how you carry round that stupid St Christopher

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because she gave it to you.

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Come on, she is talking rubbish, right?

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You know, making it all up?

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Oh, talk to me, Michael!

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'Course she is. 'Course she's making it up.

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She's just a sad, delusional, little woman.

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Why would she say that?

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To get you to react like this. Come here.

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Come on.

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Sorry. I'm sorry.

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I know I shouldn't let her get to me, I just...

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I thought maybe she might be right.

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About what?

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Nothing.

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It's stupid. Nothing.

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-You can talk to me though, yeah?

-Yeah. 'Course.

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OK.

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Look, look. It's rubbish. I'm not even going to send it.

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Yes, you are.

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May not be the greatest piece of literature I've ever read,

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but it's honest

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-and that's what's going to make your daughter listen.

-Really?

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Really.

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Going to join us, Tan?

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Oh, um...

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I was going to meet Max for a drink.

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I see.

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Company not up to your standards?

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No, I just don't want to interrupt, that's all.

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You look like you're having a good chat.

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What's her problem?

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Why do you keep avoiding me, Tan?

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-I'm not.

-Yes, you are.

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What's Mum said to you?

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Nothing.

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Oh, I get it.

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It was you, weren't it?

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You scared Alice off.

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No, Derek.

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You did that yourself. I just told her the truth.

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What did you say?

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Just told her a couple of facts. Do you know what they are?

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-Statements that actually mean the truth.

-Like?

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Like the man you really are.

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Derek!

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No, no. Lucy, I don't think you should do that in here, babe.

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Matches, that's what I need.

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Are you OK?

0:22:560:22:58

Everyone get out. Now! You all need to leave. Go!

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-Come on. We just got here, Luce.

-Let's just go.

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-No. You sure you're OK?

-Just get out! Go.

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Leave me alone!

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Stupid, stupid, silly woman.

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Bought the biggest bunch I could find.

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Didn't know the names...

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..so I just said to the woman...

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make sure you put lots of pink ones in there...

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..pink's her favourite colour.

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"Cheery", she said.

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"Who's the lucky lady?"

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"My fiancee", I said.

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Got a bit lost on the way.

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Ended up at the launderette, of all places.

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I guess...

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..I wasn't quite ready for this yet.

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Love you, Heather...

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..and I always will.

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Look, you're welcome to come and stay with us, you know.

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Don't want to see Mum.

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You can't put it off for ever.

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Come on.

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Don't think I can live without her, Patrick.

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The Lord giveth and he taketh away.

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And the worst feeling

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is knowing that people are laughing at you behind your back.

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-I was angry, Jean.

-You think I'm a sad, delusional, little woman.

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-No, I don't.

-Then why did you say it?

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To hurt you.

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You told Janine about my mother.

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Telling you that...

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That's a big deal for me.

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I didn't intend to break your confidence, Michael.

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Janine cornered me...

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and she just kept...

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..picking, picking

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and she wouldn't leave me be.

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I know.

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I'm sorry. She can be cruel.

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You're too good for her.

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The chain I gave you... Did you like it?

0:26:070:26:09

Very much.

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Can't just keep it in your pocket, silly.

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So, are we friends?

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On one condition...

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You let me invest the VAT money.

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He's in debt.

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He's up to his eyes and he's been bottling it up.

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Now he's just vanished, he's just disappeared

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and he hasn't even told me.

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I thought Ian was on his honeymoon?

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He's having a breakdown, isn't he?

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He's losing it and I can't help him

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cos I don't know where the hell he is.

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Thank you, Michael.

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You're very welcome, Jean.

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