29/05/2012 EastEnders

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

RINGING STOPS

MOBILE RINGS AGAIN

Shirley's out. Forget about your exam. Tell me what's happened.

PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

Why aren't you taking Lucy's calls, eh?

I'll ask her myself if you want.

No, no!

Lucy's found Ian's passport, all right? He's not on his honeymoon.

He could be anywhere.

Has she gone to the police?

She hadn't last night.

Last night! Ian's gone AWOL. Look, the police

could be sniffing around. I can't help unless you tell me what's going on.

Where are you going? I haven't seen you for weeks.

-You're not going to go back to Southend without saying goodbye to your mum?

-Nah. Course not.

Oh, great! We can spend the day together. Shopping?

Or whatever you fancy?

I've got plans... I'm seeing some mates.

I'll try and catch you later, yeah.

If you see him,

just give me a shout, yeah?

KNOCK AT DOOR

Um... Ben's told me about Ian.

He's fine. He's on his honeymoon.

I've got an exam and Bobby to get to school.

I know he's not on his honeymoon.

What do you want?

Ben's worried that...

Well, that Jane'll take Bobby back if she hears about this. You ain't told the police, have you?

Well, keep it that way.

And you should open up the caf,

-cos if people think that you can't cope, they'll...

-It's Marie's day off.

By the way, when you got in last night, did you spill gravy

or something on that rug?

Oh, did I? I'm sorry, Whit.

Tanya's sorry about what happened at the Vic last night.

What do you want, Cora?

The charity shop door's a bit stiff.

Well, as much as that makes my blood run cold...

Nah, nah, I've got business this morning.

This afternoon's fine.

Ben, pick up your phone and get round to Lucy's.

She's not going to the police but just keep an eye on her, yeah?

She was right, isn't she? Your mum's faith,

it does mean something to you?

Yeah, yeah.

Cos she can read me like a book. She knows me so well.

You still wear the St Christopher she gave you round your neck.

And I can read you too.

I want to give you a church wedding.

I don't want you to do anything that you don't believe in.

Here you are. Let me be a gent.

Where are you going? Charity shop?

Zainab's tat doesn't get any lighter.

You know, my nan collects lions.

Can I give you a quid for 'em?

-I don't feel well.

-I've got to get cover for Marie and I've got to get to my exam.

-Can you please just try and stick it out?

-Then can I call Mum?

DOOR SHUTS

Oh, dear. Your dad hasn't returned my calls.

I need a number for where he's honeymooning.

Well, it's a ship. There's no reception.

Well, he owes me £1,000.

Yeah, I know.

Before he got on the ship, he said that there'll be a delay on the transfer because he's abroad.

Right. Well, you'll need to find a way of getting in contact with him.

-I want it today.

-Sure.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Only me! I forgot the keys to the salon, again!

-Oh, hello, Mum.

-I was just going.

-You must have only just got here. Don't you want a cup of tea?

-No.

What's this fleeting visit in aid of?

I popped in to see Lauren. I don't want a cup of tea. Is that a crime?

No. All right, secret squirrel, see you later.

Right, when you do decide to get dressed, you can do the big shop for me, please.

I can't this morning.

Why not?

-Maybe he did have plans with friends?

-I'd be very happy if that was true,

but what friends has he got round here?

He'll spend all day moping in his room, he'll say goodbye

and then we'll both act as if everything's OK.

Mum! Mum, wait! Mum, wait.

What's all this about you asking Lauren to speak to Alice?

I don't want my girls being caught up in this car crash.

We're talking about a bloke who squared up to me in the pub.

-I know. He was in the wrong, not you.

-I just can't get my head around it.

I would never help a man who done that to one of my girls.

You think I wouldn't deal with anyone who really meant you harm?

Do you? Don't take any notice of Derek. It's the hurt talking.

-Aren't you going round to help Lucy?

-No.

What's happened now? Come on. Tell me.

I've been wanting to tell you for ages, all right...

-but Ian knows, all right? I told him everything.

-What did he say?

-Nothing.

-When?

-It was a while ago.

Oh, my God. I'm going to go to prison.

DOORBELL RINGS

-Ben, I'm going to go to prison!

-Jay, just shut up, will you?

-Why did you tell him?

-I don't know.

-What do you mean, you don't know?

I just needed someone to talk to, all right?

Who have I got to talk to?

I can see you through the window.

Deal with her, will you? Cos I can't.

Sorry, I was just upstairs. And my phone's been off all day.

-Yeah, you're meant to be helping me.

-Yeah, I know. I'm just a bit worried about Ian.

You are? I can't do this on my own.

-I've got an exam and the caf to open.

-I know. Look, I'm going to help you.

Right, well, look after Bobby. And ring everyone in Dad's address book - see if they've seen him.

And be subtle - don't let them know.

Well, I can't right now.

If you want to help, help!

Cafe open for business yet?

Didn't look like it.

I hear Ian's crying like a kitten. So sad.

Were the charity shop happy with my offerings?

They're lighting candles and saying, "Thank you for Zainab."

Even without the lions.

Present from Masood's boss. So vile.

Why? What happened to them?

Tyler Moon gave me a quid for 'em.

Christian, if you're back, would you be able to cover me at the caf?

Dad's on his honeymoon and I've got an exam.

Ian not up to it today, love?

He's on his honeymoon.

-What, by himself?

-Yep. Cruise around Asia.

-Can I have a cuppa tea, please?

-OK.

Ian, honeymooning with himself. At least it's with someone he loves!

Thank you.

-Your dad's all right, you know.

-For a criminal.

Don't think he'll be this big thug with you.

He's all about the family. He's one step below incest.

Did he ask you to call me?

No. No, he didn't set this up, I swear.

He's just round the corner?

I'm not really bothered about seeing him.

You must want to. Like, a little bit?

I wanted to see you.

I'm surprised you didn't hang up.

My family were a right freak show that night.

I'm just really excited you wanted to hang out.

£200! Oh, Moon!

Aha!

Oh. I haven't been to church in years.

That's cos I'm not a hypocrite.

You promised to give me the wedding that I always wanted, so, actually, you are.

OK, so this is about what you really want, is it?

No! OK, maybe.

Why shouldn't I want a church wedding?

I studied intensively for two years to convert to Judaism.

And it just goes to show that I believe in something up there.

I dunno, loved ones looking down on us. Or whatever.

And I think it's great that you've got Ricky and the kids to be there, I do.

But Pat, and my grandma, they're buried there at that church.

And I'd quite like to feel close to them.

Where does it say in the Bible

that Janine shalt not explore her spiritual side, anyway?

That's why I've got you to come here, cos I've got Reverend Stevens coming over.

Do you want a hand with that?

No, thanks.

You know, it was only yesterday

when I saw those lions just staring at me, Anthony...

-Tyler.

-Tyler.

And it brought back all the memories of when my mother gave them to me,

on her deathbed.

And I thought, it was a moment of madness when I gave them away,

and I so desperately would like to have them back.

Finders keepers, I'm afraid.

Lucy, a polystyrene cup is what the devil drinks from!

It's not like Ian to let standards slip like this.

I do hope he's OK?

-He's fine.

-When's he back from honeymoon?

-Next week.

-I've called the bank. There's no transaction pending from Ian.

-Can we go somewhere in private?

I want the first cash instalment today, otherwise I'm going

to send the bailiffs over.

Here you are. And you'll get the rest.

Phil's magic pocket.

I'll pay you back. I will.

Fine.

People are talking. I might as well go to police.

What, and have Jane take Bobby, eh?

Let me take a look at this, yeah?

Even gentle giants need their mums, don't they?

All right, Mum?

Hello, Alice. You all right?

-Good, thanks.

-You seen Derek?

I'm just hanging out with Lauren today.

I didn't want to go without saying hi to you.

All right. Well, I'm glad you popped in.

So...bus stop, yeah?

Yeah... it was lovely seeing you Tanya.

Yeah. And you, darling. Take care. Bye.

Get outta my way!

Andrew! Andrew! Hey, what's going on?

Tyler Moon needs a lesson in respecting people's memories.

-And I'm going to give it to him.

-No, no! You can't just throw your fists around.

You're just out on bail. Come on, all right.

There you go. Just needed a drop of oil.

The thing's going to fall off.

Well, one day it will, Cora.

But the man who'll fix it hasn't been born yet.

-Where are you going?

-Dagenham. Unless that door flies off and crushes me first.

Alice might come by later.

There we go.

You know, I still don't buy the whole Mister Nice Guy act.

Whatever I think of Ian, he's still Ben's brother, ain't he?

Just don't slam it so hard next time, yeah?

Don't suppose you can magic me to my exam?

No. But I can help you find your dad.

Give me some bank account details, yeah?

Then I can get into his account. If he draws out any cash, I'll know where he is, all right?

Cavalry has arrived.

Thank you so much. You're amazing!

I know. So come on, then, world's hottest bridesmaid.

-How was it?

-I'm sorry, I've got to get to my exam.

-But I'll tell you about it later.

-All right, then. See you, sweet.

See ya.

-Where do you think Dad is?

-I don't know.

Yeah, but where do you THINK he is?

-Are you worried Dad's dead?

-No. No, course not.

Then where do you think he is?

Ben!

Bobby, I don't know, all right?

Those lions are what Mrs Masood's mum left her on her deathbed.

And that Tyler Moon won't give 'em back, just so he can make a few bob.

How can people not care?

Andrew, it's not worth upsetting yourself over. Come on, let's go down to the Vic.

Wow, your mum's bought you a cake.

You're quite right, darling. People should care.

-But they don't, do they?

-So what can you do about it? You going to sit there moaning, or set an example?

Find Tyler and get the lions back.

I don't think that's a good idea.

My son has got brains as well as brawn.

Mum. This getting Lauren to befriend Alice is just plain mean.

-The poor girl's being led on and I'm not...

-Alice is here? Now?

Oh, you are kidding me? What is your obsession with the man?

Is she here?

She was here, Derek, and now she's gone.

She didn't want to see you.

I'm sorry I got your hopes up.

I've got no money, but I'll pay you back.

Please, my exam's starting now!

Sorry.

Where's Bobby?

Upstairs.

Just tell me again. Word for word, what Ian knows.

-We'll talk later.

-No. We'll talk about it now.

I've already told you. Ian knows the lot. It's done.

So does Phil know that you told Ian?

Yeah.

Yes, he does or no, he doesn't?

Look, he got it out of me, all right?

Phil's going to go after Ian.

Don't be stupid.

Oh, my God. Phil's going to kill Ian! He might have already done it!

Ben, I'm talking to you. Where is Ian?

And don't tell me he's safe, cos I know full well that he's not.

I don't know where! All I know is, Dad ain't got nothing to do with it.

What is the matter with you? Ian's your brother!

-You're just going to stand there and let this all happen?

-Yeah, and Phil's my dad!

Do you really think he'd do that after everything that's happened?

Can I help you?

I'm a reasonable man. I'm here to appeal to your conscience.

Now, Mrs Masood's lions?

The lions her mum gave her on her deathbed?

I hardly think it's a laughing matter, do you?

-Andrew, Andrew. Reasonable.

-If I was to smash this shop up and your face, would you laugh?

Distract. Distract.

HE COUGHS AND GASPS

Patrick? No! No!

Oh.

-It's a miracle.

-First aid's in a doorman's blood.

-You all right, Paddy?

-Just give the man the lions.

Doesn't a hero deserve them after saving my life?

My son. My hero!

Hello. I've had a word with your nan. I told her,

you shouldn't have to pretend to be mates with the poor girl...

Hello.

Sorry.

-She won't go.

-Well, you've made your bed.

No. Mum, she seriously will not go.

"Dear Mr West, MP, I am writing to warn you about a local business,

"merciless in their exploitation of charitable giving."

KNOCK AT DOOR

So you'll be giving the lions to the charity shop, then?

You won't be selling them online for megabucks?

I heard your story. About your mother.

I know how important memories can be when you lose someone you love.

Why, that's very touching, thank you.

Erm, would you like to stay for a cup of tea?

Some other time would be smashing.

I can see the lions back where they belong.

Pride of place in your home. Have a nice day.

Your nan's here.

Jane's been on the phone.

Is everything all right with Lucy and Bobby?

I dunno.

Your dad would love to see you again.

Maybe some other time.

Alice, you didn't come all this way to watch the telly.

He's done some...stuff.

I don't think the bad things Derek's done is what's stopping

you from meeting him.

Don't think because he hasn't been there, he didn't feel...your loss.

He did - every day.

I wouldn't send you over there if I didn't believe that.

Why aren't you in your exam?

Because your sister's a genius and she finished it in five minutes.

Bobby, go watch some telly.

You can't go off the radar on me again.

I need your help.

Yeah, I know... I'm just a bit...

I know you're as scared as me.

We'll find Dad and we'll get through this. I promise.

Don't worry.

Look, Luce, um... I don't know how to say this.

What?

Just call the police. All right?

DOOR SHUTS

Is Ben picking up your calls?

Ian wouldn't grass on him, would he?

Ben told ya?

Get out there and find him, yeah?

And tell him to make sure that he's got Lucy on side.

We've all got to chip in, otherwise we're going to get mice.

Where is it? Oh, look. Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, I've done my time, love - that needs a woman's touch.

Why don't you get a cleaner, eh?

The church is our cornerstone.

Well, we don't really go to church.

This isn't a pasta lunch.

But, I dunno, there's something about the church that makes me

feel quite safe.

-The doors are open to you.

-Would there be any way,

Father, of combining the service with the Jewish tradition?

Is this a dual faith marriage?

Well, Janine's Jewish. So would that be problematic?

-Not at all.

-Good. Because, I know you were raised Christian, Janine.

But you had to convert, didn't you, for the other geezer?

You've been married before?

Yeah. But as far as we're concerned, Father, the first three don't count.

My last husband, he cheated.

And he actually wanted the divorce, it wasn't me.

And the other two marriages?

I was young. And I never actually divorced either of them.

They died.

I'm so sorry. To lose one takes a lifetime to get over.

But two? That must've been very hard.

I'm not sure I married either of them for the right reason.

Is there any part of you that sees the church as a home?

Because I can help you.

Thank you.

Perhaps you'd like to enrol in our Widow to Wife programme?

Couples find the programme can really help them

deal with unexplored emotions about departed loved ones.

Janine, I know that you've been bottling up a lot of pain

over Barry and the other one?

That's hilarious, Michael.

I'm really sorry, but I don't think a church wedding is for me.

Hands up. I was only doing this to make him happy.

Fair enough.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Come on. You can't leave her sitting in there. Go in and talk to her.

Right. Biscuits. Right, OK, thank you.

Here we go...

Summer fruits. Nothing but the best.

Is it too weak? Too strong?

It's just right.

Good.

So, how's the world of recruitment, then?

You all right? You OK?

You all right, Alice? Alice? Have a drink.

Better?

Sorry.

Choked to death in the space of a minute, eh?

How would that look?

Sorry.

No, no.

So, recruitment, eh? Must make you some kind of whizz kid.

I got a B in Business Studies GCSE.

B in Business Studies! Does that make you the boss?

No, it's admin support, really.

But my line manager says she'll put me up for accounts training.

Accounts. I shall have to start calling you "Numbers".

Wow. Straight A student.

I got a B.

No, I...I just...

So... what do you do?

Me? Work? Retail.

It's pretty boring, really.

And you live here?

Yeah.

Who are your housemates?

Oh, they're not...

This is just temporary.

Where do you usually live?

Around here...

It's complicated, Alice.

Tanya filled me in on some... stuff about you.

About what you've done.

Oh, did she?

You don't want to ever listen to what that woman says, Alice.

She's demented. And she's got a very nasty streak.

I'll get you a plate.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, sweetheart. Don't you...

I'll be a tick. I'll just get you...

-I've just remembered I've got to be somewhere.

-Oh, right.

Thank you for having me.

My pleasure! I'll get the...

DOOR OPENS

Hello?

Hello, Lucy, love. Look,

I'm sure everything's fine but Jane's been worried.

She's been trying to reach you.

Yeah, I've just been a little bit busy.

Right. You'd say if there was a problem?

-There isn't.

-No. I know.

Just give her a quick call, yeah? Or she'll be on the next train down!

She is Bobby's mum.

DOOR SHUTS

Here he is. My son the hero.

Helping his neighbours out and saving our dear Patrick's life.

Well done, mate!

APPLAUSE

Stop. It's too much.

Stay for a few more days? Eh?

Just till Patrick's out of the woods, eh?

I don't really want to talk about it.

Derek's not much of a talker.

Read this.

Have a think about it.

She did come to see me, didn't she, Tanya?

You spread your poison, you stick the knife in one more time...

and you're a dead woman.

Oi!

I told Lucy to call the police.

What?! What is the matter with you? Eh?

Have you killed Ian?

-No.

-Are you going to?

I mean, Dad, what if he can't keep his mouth shut?

Promise me you ain't going to hurt him, all right? He's my brother!

I would do anything to protect you. Yeah? Anything.

Whether you like it or not.

DOORBELL RINGS

I don't want the police.

Dad's private accounts.

Find him.

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