01/06/2012 EastEnders


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PHONE RINGING

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Woo, you're so fit, huh?

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Ha(!)

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Bobby, get down here. You're going to make me late!

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I need some dinner money.

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CHANGE CLINKING

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-What's that going to buy me?

-That's all I've got.

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-Dad gives you twice that.

-Yeah, well, Dad isn't here, is he?

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SHE SIGHS What happened to breakfast in bed?

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I was uncomfortable and bored of waiting.

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You NEED to relax!

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I will be tonight -

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when you buy me dinner at this amazing Parisian restaurant.

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That's my girl.

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I think this baby really wants to come out.

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That's why you need to relax. You need to go upstairs, put your feet up, take the day off.

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Yeah, as amazing as that sounds,

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some of us have got a business to run.

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Oh, come on, Patrick, man! Look, down...

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Down a bit, down.

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No, not so far, man. Come on, bring it up.

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Up, up, up, up, up...

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No!

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-Where was it again?

-Make up your mind now, woman!

-You know what?

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As long as they can see my name, yeah?

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Eh, what? You going to leave me dangling here?

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They can take their logo but they can't take my name.

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So, you've decided to join us, then, have you?

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-I needed my beauty sleep.

-Yeah, I've been up since the crack of dawn!

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I've been up since the crack of...

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-Here, have you read this?

-No, I haven't had time.

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That creep couldn't get a story, so what does he do? Make one up.

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And look at that, not even a name check for the B&B.

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The banner's up. It's official. We're opening this evening.

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Home sweet home, eh?

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Well, I suppose I'd better move back in, then, eh?

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Eh, before you start unpacking, the both of you,

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there is work to be done!

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Hey, I hope those rooms are ready for my Jubilee bookings?

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-Yes, well, maybe if you pulled your finger out!

-I've been making a list.

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It's the personal touches that make all the difference.

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I'll stick these in the downstairs khazi?

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Yeah, all right, then. Yeah, you do that, thanks. PHONE RINGING

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Kim's Palace?

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Yeah.

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POSH ACCENT: Er, yeah, we do have limited vacancies, yeah.

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I could offer you the Linford Christie Suite.

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With a 10% promotional discount and a complimentary lunchbox.

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Yeah, it's complimentary, yeah.

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-Maybe I should pop over?

-If you have any sense,

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you'll steer clear until the party.

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You're right, we'll arrive fashionably late.

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And I want everyone to make an effort. That includes you, Tamwar!

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Sorry, are you seriously expecting us all to go?

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Of course! I gave them the money to invest in that eyesore.

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No way, I'm not setting foot in the place.

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You'll be fine, Afia.

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It is important for us all to be seen again.

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We are upwardly mobile. Your father's going to get a promotion.

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It's time we showed this Square that we are a family to be reckoned with.

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-You sure you're up to this?

-What, knocking out a few motors?

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Well, nah, this is a proper job, innit?

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What, are you trying to say I can't do an honest day's work, are ya?

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Who'd have thought it, eh? Derek Branning on the straight and narrow.

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Go on, on your way, on your way. You're cramping my style!

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I'll be at the gym, yeah? And remember...smile.

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Hey, good boy!

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Hello, Cora, love.

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Max is at the auctions. I said I'd look after the place for him.

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Bet that put his mind at rest(!) How'd it go with Alice?

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DEREK EXHALES

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What were you thinking of, eh? Showing her that letter?

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I was trying to patch things up between you.

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-I thought you'd be grateful.

-I am.

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I tell you what, though, she ain't half hard to please.

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Runs in the family.

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She caught me trying to knock out some of that Mickey Mouse money.

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Oh! I don't know why I bother.

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It's all right, it's all right, I'm going to make it up to her.

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I'm going to try and go straight.

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No time like the present.

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-You've got a punter.

-Ohh!

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I mean, how hard can it be, eh?

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CORA LAUGHS

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Good morning, sir. How are you? Nice to meet you.

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There you go, babes.

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-You are now officially off the market.

-Thanks.

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So, you heard from him?

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(No.)

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-He probably just needs a bit more time on his own.

-Yeah.

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And you? You all right?

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Well, Bobby's just missing his dad.

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Yeah, well, he will be back in no time!

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You know where I am if you need me, eh?

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See ya.

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-You going to go to school now?

-What?

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-So somebody can take our house while we're gone?

-Yo, Juicy Lucy, how is my favourite blonde?

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Really late for work. Bobby isn't feeling too well.

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-OK.

-I can't take him to the caff.

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Luce, you know what, I'd love to help, babe,

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-but I've got to put together my set list for the B&B opening...

-Fine.

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Forget I asked.

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-Move, Bobby!

-Luce, it's just... It's just things I've gotta do, babe.

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-My dad died in that fire.

-I know, Afia. I was there, remember?

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So why are we even considering this?

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-Because you know what it's like when Mum wants to go...

-Am I interrupting?

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Ah! Zulekha!

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Where have you been?

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Walking...in Malam Jabba!

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You went to Pakistan? I am SO jealous.

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Three weeks of mountain air.

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-Back to Walford with a bump.

-Tell me about it.

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Big hole -

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-kind of need you to dig me out of it.

-Shoot.

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Speed dating, I'm hosting an event next week.

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-You are?

-Yes, some friends roped me into it.

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-Anyway, the venue's fallen through.

-You want to have it here?

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT OK. Hello, speed dating,

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people talk and then they move table. No-one's got time to eat.

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-Well, everyone pays a cover charge and it's already fully booked.

-Yeah, Mum would kill us, though.

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-Here we go again.

-It's morally dubious and lowers the tone.

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Yeah, and in case you'd forgotten, this isn't HER restaurant.

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OK, it was just a suggestion.

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Yeah, it might be fun? I mean, we could...

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Afia, it's not going to happen.

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Mind your back, mind your back!

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Oh!

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-Just mind the table, yeah?

-I need to just get under...

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-Come on, Patrick, put some welly into it!

-All right!

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Mind the ceiling, I've just got some wallpaper... Please, be careful.

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Hey, babe.

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-Hiya.

-It's lunchtime,

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so I thought you could do with a small pair of hands.

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Ah! # Mr Lover Man! #

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Yes, well, I'm glad someone's offered to help.

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I can't believe you're dumping me!

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Look, babe, I'm working, all right? I ain't got the time for this.

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You found the time to go and see Morgan, though.

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So what, you hard at it?

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-Yeah, busy, busy!

-Look, I'll pop over later with some ice, yeah?

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-All right, then.

-All right.

-Hm-mm.

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Better get a wiggle on.

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You know what? I need to get a wiggle on it as well, yeah?

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And WHERE do you think you're going?

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-To Bootys for a pre-party pampering...

-No...

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-No.

-Just...

-No!

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You are not going to leave me here to do all the graft.

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-Yeah, but these nails are not going to polish themselves, are they?

-No...

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-No.

-..and neither are them windows.

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Yeah? How long are you gone for?

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-Dirty weekend.

-Well, it's all right for some, innit?

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Got to keep 'em keen.

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-Must be where I was going wrong.

-Probably, yeah.

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I've been trying to call you.

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-I've just been a bit busy, Jean.

-Did you get my messages?

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It's just that I need that £10,000 back.

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You're beginning to mess me about a bit, Jean.

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It's Roxy, she's asking questions.

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-All SORTS of questions!

-What d'you say?

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Well, nothing, cos it's our little secret, isn't it?

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But she's seen the books, she's seen the figures

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-and she knows that the safe's empty.

-All right, OK, erm...

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It's just that if she talks to Alf...

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Yes, just put a sock in it so I can think, will you?

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I need that money back by today, Michael.

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I'll see what I can manage.

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I KNEW you'd sort it!

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Meet me in the Vic, yeah?

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The Vic.

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Oi, what you playing at?

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MICHAEL LAUGHS She's got a little, er, got a little thing for me.

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-You've got to indulge 'em!

-You are SICK!

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Sick head!

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So, what are you doing, then?

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Reading. You should try it sometime.

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I read.

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Horoscopes don't count.

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So you're just going to sit there with your nose in a book?

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If it stops me from looking at those hideous walls.

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OK...

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Forensic detective work.

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You find the toilets

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and examine them very carefully for any evidence of dirt.

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What's in it for me?

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Mmm, ten quid should cover it.

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Call it 20 -

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some of us ain't THAT cheap.

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Hello, why isn't Bobby at school?

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Tummy ache.

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Doesn't look very ill to me.

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-Was there something you wanted?

-Oh, yes, change for the shop, please.

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You know, if he's poorly, he should actually be at home.

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-What's it got to do with you?

-I'm a concerned neighbour.

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Or perhaps you'd like me to call Social Services?

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How you doing, Mrs M?

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You all right, Bobby? Come on, let's get you home, eh?

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-You're looking after him?

-Yeah, course!

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-DVDs, games, chicken soup.

-Cool.

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That's all the medicine he needs - Doctor Fats!

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I'm still going to bring it up with Ian.

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-You do that.

-I mean, what kind of loser abandons his children, hm?

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I thought you were busy?

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-Never too busy to help out a mate.

-Come on, then!

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Come on, then, little man.

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COMPUTER BEEPS Argh!

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A guest wants to book some tickets for Mamma Mia!

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Why won't it let me in?!

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I've got a free study period this afternoon.

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I can book them for you, if you want?

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I'm waiting for the catch.

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-Only trying to help.

-All right, all right!

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-Look, this stays between us.

-I'll need a credit card.

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See you later, yeah? All right, bye.

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What's this? You checking up on me, are you?

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Those cars won't sell themselves.

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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahem!

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You sold that coupe?

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-Ah, it was child's play.

-Yeah, beginner's luck!

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Even got the asking price - less my commission, of course.

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-Well, maybe I'll stick around. Show you how it's supposed to be done.

-Oh, yeah?

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Well, come on, then, show me what you got. I'll be watching you!

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-Yeah? Come on, then.

-Yeah, I'll be watching you. THEY CHUCKLE

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-I'm telling you, something ain't right.

-I thought you said you were going to back off?

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Alfie's back soon. He'll sort it out then.

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Here, Rosie? You read this?

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Your Andrew, he's right back in the frame!

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Yeah, he's been moping around all morning.

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I'll kill that flaming journalist!

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If you didn't make us go after those wretched Lions, I mean...

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You shouldn't have started choking!

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Hey, Mrs C, Mr T, meet your MC for the B&B!

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-Come again?

-Fat Boy's doing the music tonight.

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Yeah, some hot summer tunes to shake your hips to!

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I may be persuaded to swing my tush!

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Yeah, yeah, man, we could do with a party, can't we?

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Count me in - as long as they've built a decent fire exit!

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PHONE RINGS

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Michael?

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Yeah, I went to the bank this morning, so...

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I couldn't get it all out, though.

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OK, well, how much?

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Keep the change. Enough to get Rox off your back.

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Just sit tight and I'll bring it over.

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JEAN EXHALES

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(Yes!) Ah!

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I think you've got explaining to do.

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First you sabotage the church and then you cancel the reception.

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I mean, anyone would think that you didn't want to get married, Michael.

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It was all a bit Essex, the church. You deserved better, I thought.

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-You said it.

-You know, a better venue and...

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I was just going to go to the bank, so...

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Oh, well, I've saved you a journey.

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What's that?

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-Country club?

-Mmm-hmm, discreet, exclusive...

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Expensive.

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I thought you said that you wanted to spoil me?

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They've offered us some dates,

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and I think if we pay cash deposit then they'll know we mean business.

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Enjoy her, yeah?

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See? Sometimes you just need the soft touch.

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Yeah, soft touch, that's always been your problem, innit?

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I could have got another oner out of him.

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Well, listen, you sell that Merc, I'll give you the money meself.

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Silly money, this car, sir. Practically giving it away.

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Got to work on your people skills, mate.

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-Oi, I'm a born communicator, me.

-Yeah? You're certainly talking something, that's for sure.

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-I'm bringing a bit of class to this forecourt, that's what I'm doing.

-Oh, right.

-On your way.

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Now, I'm glad you looked at this car, sir. Let me tell you this...

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-Patrick!

-Hmm-mm?

-What do think?

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Ta-da!

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Lost for words.

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-Right, that is the bedrooms finished.

-Good, good!

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No thanks to some people.

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OK, bathroom checked, and just time for a little soak.

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-Third row tickets for Mamma Mia!

-Oh, bless you, babe! Thank you.

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I'm going to pass this on to the guest with a nice tidy mark-up,

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which we will split between us. # Mamma Mia

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# Here I go again

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# My, my... #

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I can't believe people still think I killed her.

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Today's headlines, tomorrow's rubbish.

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You know, it's times like this you realise who your friends are.

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Oh... Andrew, there's something I need to tell you...

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You're good to me, Patrick.

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I didn't choke.

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I was just pretending I was, you know?

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You made me think you were dying?!

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Yeah, well, your mother and me,

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we felt we needed to distract you from the Moon boy.

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-My mum was in on this?

-Yeah, well, we were just trying to help.

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By digging it all up? Heather will be turning in her grave.

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Andrew...

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Let's get to this party before all the free booze runs out.

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-You all right, Jean?

-Yes, I'm fine!

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I wish people would stop asking me that!

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Why the sudden rush?

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Well, you know, you still need to pack - that tends to take a while.

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-Go on, get it there.

-What are you doing?

-JANINE CHUCKLES

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The sooner I have you all to myself, the happier I'll be.

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(That's it.)

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All right!

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Turn up the music! This Fox is ready to party.

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I'm glad one of them is.

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-You know what, D? You need to lighten up.

-In case you'd forgotten,

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I'm supposed to be a partner in this business. Not your hired skivvy!

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Yeah, well, let's just remember whose name is above the door, yeah?

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If I weren't here to run things, you wouldn't last five minutes.

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-Oh, please!

-You just got Sasha a detention?

-I did?!

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Her school teacher caught her booking some theatre tickets.

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-Whoa, whoa, whoa, you did not tell me that.

-With your credit card!

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-Technically that's fraud.

-What was she doing with it?

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-Helping me out!

-Seems like everyone's been helping you out.

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-She made me clean the toilets.

-What?!

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OK, Kim, Kim, what exactly have YOU done today?

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-Aside from passing the buck?

-Maybe we should calm down?

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No, no, Patrick, it's good to clear the air, yeah? So, come on...

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anybody else want a pop? Fat Boy?

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Come on, give us your best shot!

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Andrew? Come on!

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Hit me when I'm down.

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Because clearly I'm some kind of...

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-Liability?

-No, no, no, flaming liability.

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This customer finance plan, the figures don't tally.

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Oh, well, that's a shame, innit? Cos he's already signed the agreement.

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You've bumped up the figures, ain't ya?

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-I may have massaged them a little.

-You know what, you have to do things your way, don't you?

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-What's that supposed to mean?

-It means you can't even go straight and narrow.

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-Not even for Alice.

-Oi, you leave my Alice out of this!

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Let's just face facts,

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you're always going to be on the wrong side of shady.

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Look, I'm trying to do the right thing by that g...

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Here, d'you know what?

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You tell Max he can stick his motors and his clapped out old bangers.

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I've got better things to do with my time!

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I hope you're pleased with yourself?

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Patrick, save it, cos all I've had today is earache.

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Yeah, while we've been bursting our guts getting this place open.

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You think I don't know that?

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Well, a little bit of gratitude wouldn't go amiss.

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Look, if you want to get this place going,

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let me tell you something, young lady,

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you have to step up, you know.

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Hmph!

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But what if I fall flat on my face? Huh?

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I was all right doing odd shifts at the Vic, you know.

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Sometimes I just wish that this place was still rubble.

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Then I wouldn't have to do all of this.

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I mean, the Kim I know, she ain't scared of anything at all.

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Yeah, well, she's scared, all right.

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Just very good at hiding it.

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It's an adventure and we're all on it for the ride, OK?

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Maybe Denise is right?

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Maybe I ain't got what it takes?

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Well, you ain't going to find out lying down there.

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I don't mind if you want to go to the party.

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It won't be up to much.

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Besides, I'd rather stay at home with my little brother.

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Maybe Dad will call?

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Maybe.

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I mean, he's been away for days.

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Well...we're doing just fine without him, aren't we?

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No arguments, you're...

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Hey, babe.

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Sasha has something that she'd like to say.

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I got the detention on purpose.

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But if she hadn't made me do all the work...

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OK, OK.

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Maybe I was out of order. I'm sorry, if you are.

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You say it first.

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All right, guys, guys. Let's just enjoy the party, shall we?

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# My party! #

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# Everyone's party! #

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Interesting colour scheme.

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It's enough to make your eyes water.

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Place looks like a knocking shop!

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-How do you know?

-THEY LAUGH

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-Hello and welcome to my palace.

-It looks a bit different to the last time I saw it!

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-I thought I'd bling it up a bit, you know what I mean?

-Kim, I'm completely blown away.

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Well, if the gays like it, I must be doing something right!

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You know what? Really, I love what you've done with the place. I do.

0:20:020:20:05

-You know me, Rox. You know, creative juices...

-Top up?

0:20:050:20:08

Thank you.

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And I had some help.

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Here we go, speech time!

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OK, OK, OK! Listen up! Listen up, yeah?

0:20:180:20:23

All right.

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I'd like to thank you all for coming to the grand opening.

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-Wahey, wahey, wahey!

-Thank you.

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And I have to give a special thanks to the people that's helped me to make this happen.

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I've got to thank my family, who I couldn't have done it without. CROWD CHEERS

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And my beautiful, sexy boyfriend!

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CROWD MURMURS Yeah, yeah, you can look but you can't touch!

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-More's the pity!

-THEY LAUGH

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Sasha! Yeah, you've been a great help,

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and, of course, my fabulous friends.

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So, please, feel free to take the tour.

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Enjoy the tunes and tell everybody that we're open.

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But, before you do, please, raise a glass for the toast from the host.

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Kim's Palace!

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-ALL:

-Kim's Palace!

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All right!

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D'you know what, I have to say, it's been a nightmare of a year,

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but, you know, we're still living the dream

0:21:140:21:16

and, for me, Kimmy has risen, like the phoenix from the ashes and...

0:21:160:21:20

Nice one.

0:21:240:21:26

Michael?

0:21:310:21:32

Ah! I can't decide.

0:21:320:21:34

Take 'em both, you'll only change your mind. PHONE RINGS

0:21:340:21:38

Jean?!

0:21:380:21:39

When is that woman going to leave you alone?

0:21:390:21:42

-Taxi's here in five minutes.

-Oh! Well, I might even be ready.

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Oh!

0:21:550:21:57

BANGING ON DOOR

0:21:570:22:00

Michael?

0:22:000:22:01

JEAN PANTS

0:22:010:22:03

SHE HAMMERS ON THE DOOR

0:22:030:22:05

Michael?!

0:22:050:22:07

Are you in there?

0:22:080:22:09

SHE HAMMERS ON THE DOOR

0:22:110:22:13

Oh, Jack! Jack...

0:22:160:22:19

you haven't seen Michael anywhere, have you?

0:22:190:22:21

-Yeah, well, he's gone away, ain't he?

-No, he can't have!

0:22:210:22:25

Listen, Jean, you want to lay off a bit, yeah?

0:22:250:22:28

I don't know what you're talking about? Oh, doesn't matter!

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Erm...er...

0:22:320:22:35

Bad day at the office?

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Ha, you could say that.

0:22:430:22:45

If you want to absolve your misdemeanours, Derek,

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you might want to think of doing a couple of shifts at the charity shop.

0:22:500:22:53

Do us a favour, Cora! I've still got me standards.

0:22:530:22:57

You know what?

0:22:590:23:02

I'll never be the mother Tanya wanted,

0:23:020:23:05

and she's known me all her life.

0:23:050:23:07

How long have you known Alice? Five minutes?

0:23:070:23:10

Give it some time.

0:23:100:23:12

I dunno, maybe I'm beyond redemption?

0:23:120:23:15

"We're all sinners, Derek," as Dot would say.

0:23:150:23:19

If Alice wants her dad back, she's got to take you as she finds you.

0:23:190:23:23

Cora Cross, you are a genius.

0:23:270:23:30

I mean, if she thinks I'm going straight...

0:23:300:23:33

well, that's all that matters, innit?

0:23:330:23:35

Oh!

0:23:350:23:37

THEY LAUGH

0:23:370:23:40

Best I just go back to Southend.

0:23:440:23:47

Don't blame Patrick, it was my fault.

0:23:470:23:49

I just couldn't bear to see you looking so hurt.

0:23:500:23:54

I wanted to do something for you.

0:23:540:23:57

There are people in the Square who care about you.

0:23:570:24:00

Yeah? Well, they've got a funny way of showing it.

0:24:000:24:03

I know what you think of me. But I've been worried.

0:24:030:24:07

I've been worried sick. I'd do anything to make you feel better.

0:24:070:24:11

I miss her, Mum.

0:24:110:24:12

I know you do, love.

0:24:120:24:15

Come and stay at Dot's.

0:24:150:24:17

Let me look after you?

0:24:170:24:18

How are you bearing up?

0:24:220:24:24

It's Afia I'm worried about.

0:24:240:24:26

Yeah, well, I can see she's having fun.

0:24:260:24:28

-I need to borrow your boyfriend.

-As long as you bring him back!

0:24:280:24:31

You're such a spoilsport.

0:24:310:24:33

Here, you taking DSS, then?

0:24:330:24:35

-Only I can send a few people round your way.

-Certainly not.

0:24:350:24:38

I am not living next door to another halfway house, thank you.

0:24:380:24:43

I'm glad you saw sense and decided to come.

0:24:430:24:46

I'm doing it for Tam.

0:24:460:24:48

Can't quite believe they've finished this place.

0:24:480:24:51

Yeah, well, we couldn't have done it without you, Zee.

0:24:510:24:54

I'm glad the money could be put to good use.

0:24:540:24:57

My dad's dirty money.

0:24:570:24:58

-Can we please lose the face, Afia, all right?

-Zainab?

0:24:580:25:03

Look, she's ruining the party.

0:25:030:25:06

All right, I'll go.

0:25:060:25:08

No, I think you've said enough.

0:25:080:25:10

I'll be needing those keys.

0:25:140:25:15

See you!

0:25:240:25:25

OK, bad idea. We should never have come.

0:25:310:25:35

Try telling your mother that.

0:25:350:25:37

She's just worried about you, Afia.

0:25:370:25:39

All she cares about is keeping up appearances.

0:25:390:25:43

Yeah, but we're just trying to make the best of things.

0:25:430:25:46

Well, maybe I want more than that.

0:25:470:25:50

Afia?

0:25:500:25:51

Zulekha? Yeah, it's Afia.

0:25:570:25:59

Listen, about the speed dating, well, we'd really like to host it.

0:25:590:26:02

I mean, that's if you still want us to?

0:26:020:26:05

Oh, and I'll even let you check out the talent from behind the bar.

0:26:050:26:09

Michael! Oh!

0:26:150:26:17

JEAN PANTS AND GASPS

0:26:170:26:20

I've been looking for you everywhere!

0:26:200:26:22

Sorry, something came up, Jean, you know what I mean?

0:26:220:26:25

-Well, I waited in the Vic, like you said...

-I'm a bit pushed now.

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Yeah, well, you said you'd got some of the money for me.

0:26:270:26:31

What money?

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