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60 years on the throne, and this is what she gets?

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Hello. It's me...again.

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I can take a joke, Michael.

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"What money?" It was very funny.

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It's just that...

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I can't sleep at the moment

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and I was wondering if...

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Well, could you just give me a ring back when you get this?

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Just ring.

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No. That's not actually where I said.

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-But it looks good here, though.

-No, no, I'm events manager

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and I'm managing, thank you.

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PEN CLICKS

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CLICKING CONTINUES

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OK, Jean, cavalry's here.

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-I didn't order any cavalry.

-No, not a real cavalry - me.

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-Jean's doing fine.

-Fine?!

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Why don't you just go over to Buckingham Palace

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-and poke her eye out with a blunt stick?

-It's for the Queen.

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-She deserves better than THIS.

-Thank you!

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-Although I am dealing with this.

-Why don't you get a coffee, Jean?

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Rose and I can take over.

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I don't want a coffee.

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Rose? If we wanted incompetence we'd just leave Jean in charge - no offence.

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Offence taken.

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-That is really not very nice.

-Jean is actually in charge.

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So what you doing here? You still ain't told me.

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-Alfie left ME to oversee.

-Well, I'm back now.

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Oh! It gets worse. Come on, Masood.

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-I've got an extra shift at the sorting office.

-But this is meant to be fun!

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It's a family day, you know, people celebrating the Jubilee.

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-Rose, let's make a list.

-I'm drawing up a list.

-We've got a list.

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-But Masood's helping me.

-Bank holiday - double pay.

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-So we can afford the new sofa?

-No, we can't afford a new sofa. It's not all about the sofa.

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Ray, Mo and me are fine.

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-Thank you.

-Actually, I could do with spending some time with Morgan.

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MASOOD: It's no big secret. Do you want me to get this promotion?

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-Yes, but I can't look after Kamil and organise an entire Jubilee!

-Would you all just go, please?

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This is meant to be about family.

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-I love you.

-Huh!

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All right, then. Decorations!

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I'm sorting the decorations.

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-The decorations do not need sorting. Nothing needs sorting.

-See?

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-ROXY: Jean, maybe you sho...

-There is a schedule, drawn up by the events manager,

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with allotted tasks for allotted people.

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None of you are allotted people.

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Fresh air, outside - go. Now!

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12 o'clock is fine. Yeah, I'm free all day.

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Same address as last time?

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Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

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We'll go for a 1952 theme.

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-Uh, it's 2012.

-We're going for 1952.

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-We should be celebrating Britain today.

-Tyler! I need you.

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-Don't we all!

-Behave yourself.

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We've got two full Englishes on Seb Coe,

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we've got a scrambled on brown for Radcliffe...

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And what was it...

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Kim! Extra sausage for Colin Jackson.

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I'm working.

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What's that - in the Pretty Woman sense of the word, is that?

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-It's called customer service.

-Yeah?

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It'll be customer self-service

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if you don't get your backside in that kitchen.

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Excuse me.

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Denise? At the heart of a good business

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is a hostess with a good heart, you know?

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Earlier today, a phone call - four more bookings for Monday.

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-You think it's every day we have a Queen on the throne that long?

-We've got a restaurant to run.

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-She doesn't spend that much time on the throne.

-Who cares about the Queen?

-Afia!

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-The sooner we have a president the better.

-Why can't Dad look after Kamil?

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-You tell me. He's up to something.

-Like what?

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I don't know, do I?

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-Come on, we need to go!

-OK, fine. OK, just go.

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Go have fun together. Do the things that young people do.

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-Yeah, like folding napkins - crazy(!)

-Leave me to worry about your father,

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to find a babysitter, to organise a party for the entire world...

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DOOR CLOSES

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This is meant to be a family day!

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DOOR OPENS

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-Hello, Billy.

-They ain't back.

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Gone for a dirty weekend.

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-I saw them go. I just wondered if they might be...

-No, no, no.

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So, what was that all about, abolishing the entire monarchy?

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You think your mum's going to let us run speed dating?

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We're not running speed dating.

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Well...

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Afia, what have you done? Afia!

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-You all right, Juice?

-Yeah. Three businesses, one pair of hands...

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And a floor full of soap suds. Bobby!

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-Sorry.

-You know what,

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it's a good thing your dad's coming back today then, innit?

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-Yeah, he's staying a bit longer. Nurse his broken heart.

-What?!

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And leave you here all by yourself? That ain't fair.

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You couldn't take Bobby for a couple of hours again, could you?

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Luce, man, I'm working. Mr Hot Pepper sauce, he ain't going to have any of that.

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-CRASH!

-Bobby!

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Jack... You seen Michael?

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I know that he went to Paris - I saw him go to Paris.

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I was just wondering if he was back from Paris. Is everything OK?

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Jean, he's not interested, all right?

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I hear thing's are going well. Here, I mean, with the gym.

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-Yeah, things are heaving.

-Hooray!

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Ticketty-boo. And the disadvantaged kids project?

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-In Your Corner?

-Sorry, you lost me.

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You know, getting kids off the street, keeping them out of trouble,

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boost their confidence, they do better at school.

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In...In Your Corner?

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-Jean...

-The money from the council?

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You must've got the wrong gym, darling.

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Your mother has taken over the Vic's Jubilee celebrations.

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I have not taken over anything!

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Jean wanted my expertise, your father is acting all weird,

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your brother is at the restaurant, so that leaves you.

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Well, we've got Yasmin.

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Do you want everyone to think that no-one is ready to help your family out?

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-No. Christian can babysit.

-Mum, you can't just come in...

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-The last time they were together Yasmin bit him.

-She is teething!

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He is her uncle, not a rusk! Come on, Syed.

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Let's go, let's go, let's go.

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-Sorry.

-That's OK.

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-Bye-bye. See you.

-Bye.

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OK, let me just check, OK?

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Erm, Dee, I'm in with you tonight, yeah? Patrick's on the sofa.

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-The bookings... The four bookings.

-For NEXT Monday!

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It's not my fault, though, is it?

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Mondays shouldn't all have the same names.

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60 years.

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Time goes so fast.

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Right. That is the last of it from the Emporium.

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Mum took Dorothy and me to watch the procession.

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I had a new hat.

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We had the day off school.

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So I pitched marbles and played cricket all day.

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We went to Jo Langston's house,

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her dad bought a telly specially.

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-I'd never seen a telly!

-You'd never seen a telly before?

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I was a gymslip mum with a baby.

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You was a gymslip mum?

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You lot think you invented sex.

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The Coronation meant a day off from the chicken factory,

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a pub full of soldiers, and quick a knee-trembler round the back!

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God save the Queen!

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Hear, hear.

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Must have come unplugged during the cleaning.

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-Was it?

-Yeah.

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That's awful.

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We wouldn't want to miss Alfie, would we? If he rings.

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-Jean, is there something you're...

-Why don't you go upstairs? Relax!

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I'll be fine, really.

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With the customers.

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And the party planning.

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And the phone.

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-Pint of the usual?

-Yes, please.

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SPLUTTERING

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-Oh. I'll go and change the barrel.

-No!

-We need beer.

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Come on, Syed, hurry up!

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-What... What is all this old tat?

-We've got enough hands now, thank you.

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-Oh, well, if we're really not needed...

-No, no. We want modern, we want fun.

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-Yeah, exactly.

-What is this? The Antiques Roadshow?

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Jean? Jean, why is the cellar empty?

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Yes... Um... What do you mean, empty?

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We had a delivery on Thursday.

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That's right... Oh, yeah, it was short.

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What?!

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Jean, where's all the food?

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Food...?

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-For the party?

-Yes, I... I placed the order.

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I said she wasn't coping.

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So I'm missing time with my son for this?!

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It's a bank holiday! Where am I supposed to get stuff from?

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Well, they still had rationing, didn't they, back then? In 1952.

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Rationing?

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-Great party(!)

-Yeah, let's all eat Spam.

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It's OK. I've got a plan.

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-Come on, Patrick.

-Yeah. Come on, Syed.

-No, I've got a plan!

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-PHONE RINGS

-Wait, wait...

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Queen Vic?

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Alfie!

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No, no. Everything's fine!

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Toasting the Queen and all that.

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No, there's nothing for you to be worried about.

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That's wonderful! Really wonderful.

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-See you then.

-Jean...? Hello? I said I wanted a word.

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And you can have a word. On Wednesday.

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When Alfie comes home.

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Good. Good.

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Right here. Like my dad and Pat had.

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A big marquee. An enormous marquee.

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And the country club? The deposit on that, we just...?

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-It's only money.

-Yeah.

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We can have waiters serving champagne,

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and the unwashed watching.

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Lovely. You going to trade me up as well, are you?

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Now there's an idea.

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I hate you.

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I hate you too.

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-Why are you going against me? We agreed.

-You're just worried what Mummy might say.

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No, I'm not, OK. Why do you do this?

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You wind her up.

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Look, I want to run speed dating, so I'm running speed dating.

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Yeah, cos you know she'll hate it.

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Because I want to make a success of this place!

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-Is that so wrong?

-OK. Why don't you just tell her, then?

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Because she hijacks everything!

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No... Actually, she can be quite reasonable.

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Almost. Sometimes.

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Right. I need beer, lots of it. Now. Syed!

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Sometimes.

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The trick is, you gotta try and block out everything that's going on around you.

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-You gotta block out.

-Fascinating. Is that how you do it?

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Just gotta focus on the torch.

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Very proud of you, Billy.

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A lot of people, they wouldn't be able to do that.

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But me? Focused.

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Would you like to show me where you're going to hand it over?

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Along here, ain't it?

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-Yeah. Right, you see, technically, it's not actually a torch relay.

-No!

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You see, I've got a torch, the bloke before me's got a torch...

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Hurry up, Syed!

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Ma?

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Don't just stand there.

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That wonderful lady's spent 60 years cutting ribbons for this.

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-I didn't realise you had the other two.

-Well, I said I'd help, didn't I?

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What with your dad still being away. Cruise ends today, don't it?

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He's staying a bit longer in Hong Kong.

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What, and leaving you with everything?

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Didn't want to waste his honeymoon. Be back at the end of the week.

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Why don't I just give Jane a ring, eh?

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No, honest. He'll be back soon.

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I can have a break then.

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Lucy, has something happened?

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You can talk to me.

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What are uncles for, eh?

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It's just...nothing.

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Look, if you could have Bobby for a few hours...

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Darling, you can tell me anything. Anything at all.

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I have to check the chippy.

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-I'm going to call Jane later...

-You don't have to.

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-She needs to know if your dad is...

-I already told her.

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-Really?

-Yeah. We're going over soon.

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You've already got two kids. Bobby will be OK with me.

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We're fine. I'm good. Honestly. We are fine.

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-All right?

-Yeah.

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Had Jean in here earlier.

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-Yeah?

-What are you thinking? Woman's got a serious crush on you.

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-Want to tell her it's all in her head.

-Ah...

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So you're doing OK over there then, are you?

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Renting out tents in the back yard by now?

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Capable is my middle name. Just like yours is Celeste.

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-Put these on my bill, please?

-Ah, no. Your credit's run out.

-What?

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Oh, come on, it's our business.

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This is my business too!

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And, sorry, if this is OUR business, why am I doing all the work?

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-Paying all the bills?

-I'm working, I'm working!

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Oh, what? Stealing toilet rolls? No, it's cash only.

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And that shouldn't be a problem for a girl called Capable!

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ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY

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-What are they doing?

-They're coming up.

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Oi! Help me, help me, help me!

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SHOUTING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE

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All right! Haul it back, haul it back. >

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-You messed up the order!

-That's got nothing to do with it.

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No? So why would Alfie take the VAT money to buy a present for Kat?

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I don't know! I'm not a mind reader.

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-Someone order a party?

-I told you I'd sort it.

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Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, there was no need.

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Thank you. You lot are lifesavers. Thank you, thank you.

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-Michael!

-All right, Jean.

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-How was Paris?

-Yeah, yeah. It was good. Yeah, sweet.

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Syed! Kitchen!

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I wondered if we could have a little word.

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What about?

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Have a good one.

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-Tam!

-We've got a buffet to run.

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Rahul can cope for a while. It's all right.

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OK. If you want to do this, you tell her.

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-She won't get it.

-Afia, you know where lies get you.

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I'll be there by your side.

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Bobby? You know what you said earlier? About calling Jane?

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I didn't. I lied. You said if I told her, I'd have to go stay with her!

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And you said if anybody found out, they'd split us up.

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If you're looking for pies, we ain't got any.

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Do I look like I eat pies?

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Best of British. But they're late, just like the trains.

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I'm going to go to the chippy.

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Stay with me here if you want.

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Someone has to keep an eye on the chippy.

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-So, what can I get you?

-Your dad not back yet?

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No, he's still away.

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-Be back at the end of the week.

-Janine's not a charity, Lucy.

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Ian has borrowed a lot of money. I'm not going to wait for ever.

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-So I suggest you tap up your sugardaddy.

-Phil gave you money last week!

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-Dad'll be back at the end of the week! So why don't you back off?

-Toys, Lucy.

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Back in pram.

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Masood's not having an affair!

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He's done it before. Salt, please. He's up to something.

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Yes, he's doing extra shifts!

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Chillies, please. Thank you.

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Masood's never had an affair before. You'd left him... Oh!

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-For MY boyfriend.

-Is that really the point here?

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It's all in your head, cos you ain't getting any.

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Denise!

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He's not getting any, either.

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I spent enough months on that exercise bike to know

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what I'm talking about. It's a wonder you don't self-combust.

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-You still here?

-Yes. That has no taste whatsoever!

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-There's a tub of curry powder in there!

-Who uses curry powder

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to cook things? Call yourself a chef?

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It's coronation chicken. Created for the Coronation.

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It's a wonder she didn't abdicate straight away.

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Look at you, hot stuff! Surrounded by all these ladies.

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Just can't keep 'em away.

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Like kids in a candy store.

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Babe, can you rustle me up 15 meals, please?

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I'm busy up to my eyeballs, babe. Sorry.

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Oh. Just that they reckon I said dinner that was in the booking!

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Anything else today?

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Fatima Whitbread's pipes are blocked.

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And...?

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And I'm sorting out the dinner! So how can I sort out the toilets as well? Catch you later, babe.

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Bye, babe.

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Right. It is sorted. We are having chicken tikka.

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-Britain's favourite dish.

-We're having coronation chicken.

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Some of us didn't leave our taste buds behind in 1952.

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You know what, yeah? Sort it out amongst yourselves. I'm going to go and see my boy.

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Jean's got the food under control.

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Oh, really? Where is she, then?

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CLOSES

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FOOTSTEPS

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Jean?

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I thought you'd be at the Vic?

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SHE SNIFFS

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I...

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I...try to help...

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That's what I do, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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I try to help...

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..and then I just make things worse.

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Sean...

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Stacey...

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now Alfie.

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-Alfie?

-I've made things worse all over again.

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You know...this has got to stop.

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This has... This has got to stop. Right now.

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Seen your brother?

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-What's he done now?

-Someone takes after his old man.

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Oh, where's your dad? I need to ask him something.

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-Dad? No, he's away.

-Till when?

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I don't know. He went this weekend. Great chips, by the way.

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Happy Jubilee.

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PIANO PLAYING

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You know, when Alfie gets back, he's going to say, "Yes, yes. The girl done good."

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You? You ain't done none of it.

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And you? What did you do? I got the booze.

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I think you'll find I got the booze.

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Shame you can't come to the procession with us tomorrow.

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Stuck in that pokey little shop.

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-There's nothing pokey about...

-Oi, oi, all right, yes. We all did brilliantly, didn't we?

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So we can manage without you now.

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-To the Queen.

-To the Queen!

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This what you call working, is it?

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Oh, do me a favour. I've been on my feet all day.

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-There are chip wrappers all over the sitting room floor.

-Go and pick them up, then!

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-You clear 'em up. I've been unblocking Fatima Whitbread.

-Tikka bite?

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Get down off your high horse, man. You're going to give yourself vertigo.

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Do you know what? Sisters, you said. New start, you said.

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You and me, a B&B. Just like Mum's old one. Actually, it is.

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-Just like Mum's old one.

-I'm trying...

-I'm doing all the work!

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Oh, please! Someone give me an aspirin. Look, we've only been open a few days!

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Kim, you don't do the breakfasts, you don't do the bookings right, you never clean the toilets...

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I've got a thing about U-bends!

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What is it that you actually DO do, though, Kim?

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Apart from push your puppies out and get your nails done?

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-Dee, don't be like this.

-Don't be like what? Like I have been my whole life?

-Here we go.

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-Hey, hey.

-Running round, doing your jobs?

-Not in front of people.

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Picking up your pieces, dragging you out of skips?

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Skip, Dee. Yeah? Singular.

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-I am sorry. Do pardon my grammar.

-You're always looking down at me, innit?

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-Criticising and judging me. Treating me like I'm a kid.

-Cos you're always messing up!

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-Do I judge you?

-Just leave it.

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I mean, you marry a mass murderer. Yeah? I mean, do I look down on you?

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-Oh, right. It's come down to that one now?

-Joke.

-What's that, your new management technique?

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-It's a joke, Dee.

-That is a great way of motivating your staff.

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-Get yourself a sense...

-That's how you see me, isn't it, Kim?

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-What?

-Staff.

-But you are staff!

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Well, not any more. Cos I resign.

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You're fired!

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Tikka bite to celebrate the Queen?

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-You need to know something.

-Not here.

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I... We're putting on a speed dating event

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-tomorrow night.

-Speed dating?

-That's what I've been working on all day.

-So why lie to me?

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We... I thought you'd think it was, you know...

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-Tacky? Cheap?

-<

-Wow!

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You know what? You speed date all you like. But no more lies.

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-This looks...

-Who is she, Masood?

-..great.

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Who is she?

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I'm going to get that key, put it on a shoelace

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and tie it round your neck.

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You hand out free lessons and you lie to me?

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-Tikka bite?

-They're not free lessons.

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You told me I should stop tutoring Tiff and I didn't want to upset you.

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-Oh, well, you didn't do a very good job, did you?

-It makes me happy.

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Oh, well, as long as that is all life is about. Tikka bite? Being happy?

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-Yeah.

-What about your ambition? What about your promotion?

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-Zee...

-Wait a minute, did you say "not free lessons"? Tikka bite?

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-I'm trying to tell you something!

-No, no, no, you definitely said

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-"not free lessons".

-People do pay me, believe it or not.

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-Where's the money? Tikka bite?

-Would you just stop...

-No, because if we have the money,

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we can afford a sofa! Unless you're gam...bling...

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Open it.

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-I'll take those round, shall I?

-Thank you.

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I wanted to get the money together to do it properly.

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I'm sorry, Masood.

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But when have you and I ever done anything properly?

0:24:480:24:51

You never listen to me. You never let me finish a sentence

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or stop telling me what to do. You never cease to embarrass me in front of our children.

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But I still love you as much as the first day I saw you.

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I'm so going to regret this...

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Zainab Masood. Would you marry me? Please. Again.

0:25:270:25:31

Nothing would make me more happy.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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You're still sleeping on the sofa.

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I wanted to help, because that's good. Helping people.

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Family who need help.

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You wouldn't understand.

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Do you want to try just putting all those words together to make a sentence?

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-Well, then I thought that I need help.

-Well, that's obvious, Jean. Yeah.

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I need help. So I thought,

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if I put a bit more in, I'd get a bit more out.

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Not that it was mine to put in, but it felt like it was,

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and that way, everybody gets what they need, everybody wins.

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Because some of us think of other people.

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Look, my baby's coming! What's your point?

0:26:320:26:37

My point is that I knew what I was doing was wrong,

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but I didn't think it was wrong, it didn't feel wrong,

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-but what he's done is much more wrong...

-What's your point?

0:26:460:26:49

FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:26:490:26:51

-Hi.

-Hi.

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What are you doing here?

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I was talking to Janine.

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Were you? She's six months pregnant.

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He's taken my money.

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The money that I saved. He's taken it.

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And money from the Vic.

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He's taken thousands

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for the disadvantaged kids project for the gym.

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But there is no disadvantaged kids project.

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There is no In Your Corner. He's taken my money.

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And I want it back.

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