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60 years on the throne, and this is what she gets? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Hello. It's me...again. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
I can take a joke, Michael. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
"What money?" It was very funny. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
It's just that... | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
I can't sleep at the moment | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
and I was wondering if... | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Well, could you just give me a ring back when you get this? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
Just ring. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
No. That's not actually where I said. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
-But it looks good here, though. -No, no, I'm events manager | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
and I'm managing, thank you. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
PEN CLICKS | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
CLICKING CONTINUES | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
OK, Jean, cavalry's here. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
-I didn't order any cavalry. -No, not a real cavalry - me. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
-Jean's doing fine. -Fine?! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Why don't you just go over to Buckingham Palace | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-and poke her eye out with a blunt stick? -It's for the Queen. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
-She deserves better than THIS. -Thank you! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-Although I am dealing with this. -Why don't you get a coffee, Jean? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Rose and I can take over. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
I don't want a coffee. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Rose? If we wanted incompetence we'd just leave Jean in charge - no offence. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Offence taken. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
-That is really not very nice. -Jean is actually in charge. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
So what you doing here? You still ain't told me. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
-Alfie left ME to oversee. -Well, I'm back now. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Oh! It gets worse. Come on, Masood. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
-I've got an extra shift at the sorting office. -But this is meant to be fun! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
It's a family day, you know, people celebrating the Jubilee. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-Rose, let's make a list. -I'm drawing up a list. -We've got a list. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
-But Masood's helping me. -Bank holiday - double pay. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-So we can afford the new sofa? -No, we can't afford a new sofa. It's not all about the sofa. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Ray, Mo and me are fine. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-Thank you. -Actually, I could do with spending some time with Morgan. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
MASOOD: It's no big secret. Do you want me to get this promotion? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
-Yes, but I can't look after Kamil and organise an entire Jubilee! -Would you all just go, please? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
This is meant to be about family. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
-I love you. -Huh! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
All right, then. Decorations! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
I'm sorting the decorations. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-The decorations do not need sorting. Nothing needs sorting. -See? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
-ROXY: Jean, maybe you sho... -There is a schedule, drawn up by the events manager, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
with allotted tasks for allotted people. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
None of you are allotted people. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Fresh air, outside - go. Now! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
12 o'clock is fine. Yeah, I'm free all day. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
Same address as last time? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
We'll go for a 1952 theme. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
-Uh, it's 2012. -We're going for 1952. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
-We should be celebrating Britain today. -Tyler! I need you. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
-Don't we all! -Behave yourself. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
We've got two full Englishes on Seb Coe, | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
we've got a scrambled on brown for Radcliffe... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
And what was it... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Kim! Extra sausage for Colin Jackson. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
I'm working. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
What's that - in the Pretty Woman sense of the word, is that? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-It's called customer service. -Yeah? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
It'll be customer self-service | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
if you don't get your backside in that kitchen. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Excuse me. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Denise? At the heart of a good business | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
is a hostess with a good heart, you know? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Earlier today, a phone call - four more bookings for Monday. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
-You think it's every day we have a Queen on the throne that long? -We've got a restaurant to run. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
-She doesn't spend that much time on the throne. -Who cares about the Queen? -Afia! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
-The sooner we have a president the better. -Why can't Dad look after Kamil? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
-You tell me. He's up to something. -Like what? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
I don't know, do I? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
-Come on, we need to go! -OK, fine. OK, just go. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Go have fun together. Do the things that young people do. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-Yeah, like folding napkins - crazy(!) -Leave me to worry about your father, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
to find a babysitter, to organise a party for the entire world... | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
This is meant to be a family day! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-Hello, Billy. -They ain't back. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Gone for a dirty weekend. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
-I saw them go. I just wondered if they might be... -No, no, no. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
So, what was that all about, abolishing the entire monarchy? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
You think your mum's going to let us run speed dating? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
We're not running speed dating. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Well... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
Afia, what have you done? Afia! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-You all right, Juice? -Yeah. Three businesses, one pair of hands... | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
And a floor full of soap suds. Bobby! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
-Sorry. -You know what, | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
it's a good thing your dad's coming back today then, innit? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
-Yeah, he's staying a bit longer. Nurse his broken heart. -What?! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
And leave you here all by yourself? That ain't fair. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
You couldn't take Bobby for a couple of hours again, could you? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Luce, man, I'm working. Mr Hot Pepper sauce, he ain't going to have any of that. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-CRASH! -Bobby! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Jack... You seen Michael? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
I know that he went to Paris - I saw him go to Paris. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
I was just wondering if he was back from Paris. Is everything OK? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Jean, he's not interested, all right? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
I hear thing's are going well. Here, I mean, with the gym. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:15 | |
-Yeah, things are heaving. -Hooray! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Ticketty-boo. And the disadvantaged kids project? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
-In Your Corner? -Sorry, you lost me. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
You know, getting kids off the street, keeping them out of trouble, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
boost their confidence, they do better at school. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
In...In Your Corner? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-Jean... -The money from the council? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
You must've got the wrong gym, darling. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Your mother has taken over the Vic's Jubilee celebrations. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
I have not taken over anything! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Jean wanted my expertise, your father is acting all weird, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
your brother is at the restaurant, so that leaves you. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Well, we've got Yasmin. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
Do you want everyone to think that no-one is ready to help your family out? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
-No. Christian can babysit. -Mum, you can't just come in... | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-The last time they were together Yasmin bit him. -She is teething! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
He is her uncle, not a rusk! Come on, Syed. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Let's go, let's go, let's go. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-Sorry. -That's OK. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-Bye-bye. See you. -Bye. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
OK, let me just check, OK? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Erm, Dee, I'm in with you tonight, yeah? Patrick's on the sofa. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:29 | |
-The bookings... The four bookings. -For NEXT Monday! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
It's not my fault, though, is it? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Mondays shouldn't all have the same names. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
60 years. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Time goes so fast. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Right. That is the last of it from the Emporium. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Mum took Dorothy and me to watch the procession. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
I had a new hat. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
We had the day off school. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
So I pitched marbles and played cricket all day. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
We went to Jo Langston's house, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
her dad bought a telly specially. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-I'd never seen a telly! -You'd never seen a telly before? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
I was a gymslip mum with a baby. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
You was a gymslip mum? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
You lot think you invented sex. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
The Coronation meant a day off from the chicken factory, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
a pub full of soldiers, and quick a knee-trembler round the back! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
God save the Queen! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Hear, hear. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
Must have come unplugged during the cleaning. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-Was it? -Yeah. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
That's awful. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
We wouldn't want to miss Alfie, would we? If he rings. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
-Jean, is there something you're... -Why don't you go upstairs? Relax! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
I'll be fine, really. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
With the customers. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
And the party planning. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
And the phone. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-Pint of the usual? -Yes, please. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
SPLUTTERING | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
-Oh. I'll go and change the barrel. -No! -We need beer. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Come on, Syed, hurry up! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
-What... What is all this old tat? -We've got enough hands now, thank you. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:06 | |
-Oh, well, if we're really not needed... -No, no. We want modern, we want fun. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
-Yeah, exactly. -What is this? The Antiques Roadshow? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Jean? Jean, why is the cellar empty? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Yes... Um... What do you mean, empty? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
We had a delivery on Thursday. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
That's right... Oh, yeah, it was short. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
What?! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Jean, where's all the food? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Food...? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
-For the party? -Yes, I... I placed the order. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
I said she wasn't coping. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
So I'm missing time with my son for this?! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
It's a bank holiday! Where am I supposed to get stuff from? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Well, they still had rationing, didn't they, back then? In 1952. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:48 | |
Rationing? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
-Great party(!) -Yeah, let's all eat Spam. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
It's OK. I've got a plan. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
-Come on, Patrick. -Yeah. Come on, Syed. -No, I've got a plan! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Wait, wait... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Queen Vic? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Alfie! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
No, no. Everything's fine! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Toasting the Queen and all that. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
No, there's nothing for you to be worried about. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
That's wonderful! Really wonderful. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-See you then. -Jean...? Hello? I said I wanted a word. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
And you can have a word. On Wednesday. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
When Alfie comes home. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Good. Good. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Right here. Like my dad and Pat had. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
A big marquee. An enormous marquee. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
And the country club? The deposit on that, we just...? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
-It's only money. -Yeah. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
We can have waiters serving champagne, | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
and the unwashed watching. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Lovely. You going to trade me up as well, are you? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Now there's an idea. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I hate you. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
I hate you too. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-Why are you going against me? We agreed. -You're just worried what Mummy might say. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:22 | |
No, I'm not, OK. Why do you do this? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
You wind her up. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Look, I want to run speed dating, so I'm running speed dating. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Yeah, cos you know she'll hate it. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Because I want to make a success of this place! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
-Is that so wrong? -OK. Why don't you just tell her, then? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Because she hijacks everything! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
No... Actually, she can be quite reasonable. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Almost. Sometimes. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Right. I need beer, lots of it. Now. Syed! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Sometimes. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
The trick is, you gotta try and block out everything that's going on around you. | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
-You gotta block out. -Fascinating. Is that how you do it? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
Just gotta focus on the torch. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Very proud of you, Billy. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
A lot of people, they wouldn't be able to do that. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
But me? Focused. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Would you like to show me where you're going to hand it over? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
Along here, ain't it? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
-Yeah. Right, you see, technically, it's not actually a torch relay. -No! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:24 | |
You see, I've got a torch, the bloke before me's got a torch... | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Hurry up, Syed! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Ma? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Don't just stand there. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
That wonderful lady's spent 60 years cutting ribbons for this. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
-I didn't realise you had the other two. -Well, I said I'd help, didn't I? | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
What with your dad still being away. Cruise ends today, don't it? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:05 | |
He's staying a bit longer in Hong Kong. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
What, and leaving you with everything? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Didn't want to waste his honeymoon. Be back at the end of the week. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Why don't I just give Jane a ring, eh? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
No, honest. He'll be back soon. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
I can have a break then. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
Lucy, has something happened? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
You can talk to me. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
What are uncles for, eh? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
It's just...nothing. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Look, if you could have Bobby for a few hours... | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
Darling, you can tell me anything. Anything at all. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
I have to check the chippy. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
-I'm going to call Jane later... -You don't have to. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
-She needs to know if your dad is... -I already told her. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
-Really? -Yeah. We're going over soon. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
You've already got two kids. Bobby will be OK with me. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
We're fine. I'm good. Honestly. We are fine. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
-All right? -Yeah. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Had Jean in here earlier. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
-Yeah? -What are you thinking? Woman's got a serious crush on you. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
-Want to tell her it's all in her head. -Ah... | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
So you're doing OK over there then, are you? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Renting out tents in the back yard by now? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Capable is my middle name. Just like yours is Celeste. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
-Put these on my bill, please? -Ah, no. Your credit's run out. -What? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
Oh, come on, it's our business. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
This is my business too! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
And, sorry, if this is OUR business, why am I doing all the work? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
-Paying all the bills? -I'm working, I'm working! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Oh, what? Stealing toilet rolls? No, it's cash only. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
And that shouldn't be a problem for a girl called Capable! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
-What are they doing? -They're coming up. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Oi! Help me, help me, help me! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
SHOUTING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
All right! Haul it back, haul it back. > | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
-You messed up the order! -That's got nothing to do with it. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
No? So why would Alfie take the VAT money to buy a present for Kat? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
I don't know! I'm not a mind reader. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
-Someone order a party? -I told you I'd sort it. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:43 | |
Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, there was no need. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Thank you. You lot are lifesavers. Thank you, thank you. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
-Michael! -All right, Jean. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-How was Paris? -Yeah, yeah. It was good. Yeah, sweet. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
Syed! Kitchen! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
I wondered if we could have a little word. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
What about? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Have a good one. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-Tam! -We've got a buffet to run. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Rahul can cope for a while. It's all right. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
OK. If you want to do this, you tell her. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
-She won't get it. -Afia, you know where lies get you. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
I'll be there by your side. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Bobby? You know what you said earlier? About calling Jane? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
I didn't. I lied. You said if I told her, I'd have to go stay with her! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
And you said if anybody found out, they'd split us up. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
If you're looking for pies, we ain't got any. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Do I look like I eat pies? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
Best of British. But they're late, just like the trains. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
I'm going to go to the chippy. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Stay with me here if you want. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
Someone has to keep an eye on the chippy. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
-So, what can I get you? -Your dad not back yet? | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
No, he's still away. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-Be back at the end of the week. -Janine's not a charity, Lucy. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Ian has borrowed a lot of money. I'm not going to wait for ever. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
-So I suggest you tap up your sugardaddy. -Phil gave you money last week! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
-Dad'll be back at the end of the week! So why don't you back off? -Toys, Lucy. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
Back in pram. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Masood's not having an affair! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
He's done it before. Salt, please. He's up to something. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Yes, he's doing extra shifts! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Chillies, please. Thank you. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Masood's never had an affair before. You'd left him... Oh! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:42 | |
-For MY boyfriend. -Is that really the point here? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
It's all in your head, cos you ain't getting any. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Denise! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
He's not getting any, either. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
I spent enough months on that exercise bike to know | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
what I'm talking about. It's a wonder you don't self-combust. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-You still here? -Yes. That has no taste whatsoever! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
-There's a tub of curry powder in there! -Who uses curry powder | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
to cook things? Call yourself a chef? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
It's coronation chicken. Created for the Coronation. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
It's a wonder she didn't abdicate straight away. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Look at you, hot stuff! Surrounded by all these ladies. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Just can't keep 'em away. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
Like kids in a candy store. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Babe, can you rustle me up 15 meals, please? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
I'm busy up to my eyeballs, babe. Sorry. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Oh. Just that they reckon I said dinner that was in the booking! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
Anything else today? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
Fatima Whitbread's pipes are blocked. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
And...? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
And I'm sorting out the dinner! So how can I sort out the toilets as well? Catch you later, babe. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:44 | |
Bye, babe. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Right. It is sorted. We are having chicken tikka. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-Britain's favourite dish. -We're having coronation chicken. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:52 | |
Some of us didn't leave our taste buds behind in 1952. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
You know what, yeah? Sort it out amongst yourselves. I'm going to go and see my boy. | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
Jean's got the food under control. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Oh, really? Where is she, then? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
CLOSES | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
FOOTSTEPS | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Jean? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
I thought you'd be at the Vic? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
I... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
I...try to help... | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
That's what I do, isn't it? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
I try to help... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
..and then I just make things worse. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Sean... | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Stacey... | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
now Alfie. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
-Alfie? -I've made things worse all over again. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:04 | |
You know...this has got to stop. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:16 | |
This has... This has got to stop. Right now. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:26 | |
Seen your brother? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
-What's he done now? -Someone takes after his old man. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
Oh, where's your dad? I need to ask him something. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-Dad? No, he's away. -Till when? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
I don't know. He went this weekend. Great chips, by the way. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Happy Jubilee. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
PIANO PLAYING | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
You know, when Alfie gets back, he's going to say, "Yes, yes. The girl done good." | 0:21:02 | 0:21:07 | |
You? You ain't done none of it. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
And you? What did you do? I got the booze. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
I think you'll find I got the booze. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Shame you can't come to the procession with us tomorrow. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Stuck in that pokey little shop. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
-There's nothing pokey about... -Oi, oi, all right, yes. We all did brilliantly, didn't we? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
So we can manage without you now. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-To the Queen. -To the Queen! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
This what you call working, is it? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Oh, do me a favour. I've been on my feet all day. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
-There are chip wrappers all over the sitting room floor. -Go and pick them up, then! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
-You clear 'em up. I've been unblocking Fatima Whitbread. -Tikka bite? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
Get down off your high horse, man. You're going to give yourself vertigo. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Do you know what? Sisters, you said. New start, you said. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
You and me, a B&B. Just like Mum's old one. Actually, it is. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:01 | |
-Just like Mum's old one. -I'm trying... -I'm doing all the work! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Oh, please! Someone give me an aspirin. Look, we've only been open a few days! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Kim, you don't do the breakfasts, you don't do the bookings right, you never clean the toilets... | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
I've got a thing about U-bends! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
What is it that you actually DO do, though, Kim? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Apart from push your puppies out and get your nails done? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
-Dee, don't be like this. -Don't be like what? Like I have been my whole life? -Here we go. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:26 | |
-Hey, hey. -Running round, doing your jobs? -Not in front of people. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Picking up your pieces, dragging you out of skips? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Skip, Dee. Yeah? Singular. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-I am sorry. Do pardon my grammar. -You're always looking down at me, innit? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
-Criticising and judging me. Treating me like I'm a kid. -Cos you're always messing up! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
-Do I judge you? -Just leave it. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
I mean, you marry a mass murderer. Yeah? I mean, do I look down on you? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
-Oh, right. It's come down to that one now? -Joke. -What's that, your new management technique? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
-It's a joke, Dee. -That is a great way of motivating your staff. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
-Get yourself a sense... -That's how you see me, isn't it, Kim? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
-What? -Staff. -But you are staff! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Well, not any more. Cos I resign. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
You're fired! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Tikka bite to celebrate the Queen? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
-You need to know something. -Not here. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
I... We're putting on a speed dating event | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-tomorrow night. -Speed dating? -That's what I've been working on all day. -So why lie to me? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
We... I thought you'd think it was, you know... | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-Tacky? Cheap? -< -Wow! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
You know what? You speed date all you like. But no more lies. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
-This looks... -Who is she, Masood? -..great. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Who is she? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
I'm going to get that key, put it on a shoelace | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
and tie it round your neck. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
You hand out free lessons and you lie to me? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
-Tikka bite? -They're not free lessons. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
You told me I should stop tutoring Tiff and I didn't want to upset you. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
-Oh, well, you didn't do a very good job, did you? -It makes me happy. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
Oh, well, as long as that is all life is about. Tikka bite? Being happy? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
-Yeah. -What about your ambition? What about your promotion? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
-Zee... -Wait a minute, did you say "not free lessons"? Tikka bite? | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
-I'm trying to tell you something! -No, no, no, you definitely said | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-"not free lessons". -People do pay me, believe it or not. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
-Where's the money? Tikka bite? -Would you just stop... -No, because if we have the money, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
we can afford a sofa! Unless you're gam...bling... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Open it. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-I'll take those round, shall I? -Thank you. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
I wanted to get the money together to do it properly. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
I'm sorry, Masood. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
But when have you and I ever done anything properly? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
You never listen to me. You never let me finish a sentence | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
or stop telling me what to do. You never cease to embarrass me in front of our children. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:01 | |
But I still love you as much as the first day I saw you. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:09 | |
I'm so going to regret this... | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
Zainab Masood. Would you marry me? Please. Again. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
Nothing would make me more happy. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
You're still sleeping on the sofa. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
I wanted to help, because that's good. Helping people. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:03 | |
Family who need help. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
You wouldn't understand. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Do you want to try just putting all those words together to make a sentence? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
-Well, then I thought that I need help. -Well, that's obvious, Jean. Yeah. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
I need help. So I thought, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
if I put a bit more in, I'd get a bit more out. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Not that it was mine to put in, but it felt like it was, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
and that way, everybody gets what they need, everybody wins. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:30 | |
Because some of us think of other people. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Look, my baby's coming! What's your point? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
My point is that I knew what I was doing was wrong, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
but I didn't think it was wrong, it didn't feel wrong, | 0:26:41 | 0:26:46 | |
-but what he's done is much more wrong... -What's your point? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
-Hi. -Hi. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
I was talking to Janine. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Were you? She's six months pregnant. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
He's taken my money. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
The money that I saved. He's taken it. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
And money from the Vic. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
He's taken thousands | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
for the disadvantaged kids project for the gym. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
But there is no disadvantaged kids project. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
There is no In Your Corner. He's taken my money. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:34 | |
And I want it back. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
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