06/06/2012 EastEnders

SHE SIGHS

LOUD DANCE MUSIC

DOORBELL RINGS

I'll go.

'Hello, this is Mr Porter, I don't know which of your cleaners

'has been round, but I've just come home after two days

'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.

'I'd be very grateful if you could ring me back as soon as possible.

'Thank you.

'End of messages. To delete messages press delete.'

Thank you. Enjoy the parade.

Kim, Colin Jackson wants to find out if the yoghurt is fat free?

-Don't know.

-And he says one of the chairs is wobbly.

Well, don't look at me, cos that's Denise's flat-packs.

Yes, they were fine when I did them.

And another thing...

Fatima Whitbread wants full English breakfast with toast

-and black coffee.

-Oh.

Please... Look, Kim.

Why don't we ask Denise to lend us a hand?

Has Hell frozen over?

And it shoots video. Hang on.

Right, say something.

I dunno. Er... nice phone.

Yeah it's great, innit?

So where d'you get it from?

Ah, now that would be telling.

-Would it?

-Yeah.

Anyway I've gotta go. Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, no worries.

Here you go.

Thanks.

SHE CLEARS THROAT

Afia, you know on reflection,

we think that the whole speed-dating thing might not be such a good idea.

But you were fine with it yesterday.

I was a bit distracted.

But it's my business.

Zainab and I have been slow-dating...

we've only just got engaged.

Dad, please...

Introducing people to each other for a few seconds

and then expecting them to know whether they are suitable?

What, the same as an arranged marriage, you mean?

Nothing of the sort.

Look, the buffet hasn't worked. We need people in.

So if this event goes well, well they might stay and have a meal...

Yes, but speed-dating?

Mum, look let me reassure you. each person is invited to

bring along a chaperone or a mahram with them.

And also there's going to be a Muslim scholar on hand

to explain the importance and cultural significance of marriage, so it's fine.

Well... in that case.

With the importance of marriage and... Yeah, that's good for me.

I think we should let them get on with it.

OK, right. Thank you.

But don't think we won't be there.

A Muslim scholar? Mahrams? Are you kidding me?

No one's going to turn up, and if they do, they defo won't be my kind.

I said he'd be on hand, I didn't say he was coming.

And as for the chaperones, are you mad?

Oh. Right. Yeah, 'cos I want the fittest ones for myself.

Yeah, of course you do. What?

Nothing. Nothing.

-You know I'd love to.

-You would?

Yeah, you know, Her Majesty's Jubilee parade?

Like the horses, the carts, the boats...

Oh, it would make my day.

It's just a shame I can't do it.

I'm working and this guy's got me working like I don't know what.

How are you doing, Mr Pepperelli?

-Mr Papadopoulos.

-Yeah, well.

My sister always gets it wrong.

Does she really?

Yeah. I'll have a word with him?

-No, no, no, no, no.

-Yeah.

-No, no, Rosie, leave it.

-I'm going to.

-Rosie, Rosie...

Mister Papadopoulos...?

EXCUSE ME!

Not so loud. My head.

Someone spiked the vodka.

Oh, did they? What, with orange juice?

-Oh, very funny.

-Just get out my way, Mo.

All sorted.

Sorted?

Yeah, all cleaned up. Spick and span, see...

Oh, oh good. Good.

The thing is Jean, though, people don't come to the Vic

because it's all spick and span.

The thing is, they come because it's a pub and what do pubs sell?

I don't know how I managed to forget, but that's all sorted too.

The order's in. Beer and everything is on its way.

Should be here any minute, so there's nothing to worry about.

And Alfie can come back tomorrow,

and everything will be EXACTLY as it always has been.

'I've just come home after two days

'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.

'I'd be very grateful if you'd ring me back as soon as possible.

'Thank you.

'End of messages. To delete messages...'

PHONE BEEPS

Oh morning, Billy.

Morning.

You're looking very guilty...

Eh? No, I'm just doing a bit of work.

I hope so.

He can't come!

-What do you mean, he can't come?

-His boss won't let him.

-Miserable git.

-Mmm.

I really wanted to see the Queen but without Arthur,

a handsome man on my arm, I should feel totally naked.

Leave it to me.

What?

We're going to have to spring him, get him out of there.

-How?

-You've given me an idea.

-I have?

-Grab your hat. Come on.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

-When are the rest of them going to come down?

-Who knows?

I've got rooms to clean, I've got to change the sheets...

Kim, have you told them when it's check-out time?

Look man, this is basic stuff! Now, Denise would have been...

Look, don't...even... mention...her...name. Yeah?

You're going to have to wake them up.

Me? No, no, no, no, no. That is not my job, all right.

SHE SIGHS

All right, take this then.

Kim, wait.

I've got six more people arriving later, I'm a staff member down

and my boyfriend's gone AWOL in Swanage or wherever he's gone.

-Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.

-What?

-Look.

-What?

Oh.

Go on then.

No.

-Well, if you won't, I will.

-You can't.

Here.

Hello, my love. There you go. Sorry it's late.

Enjoy. All right?

The definition of this face, the jaw-line, what do you think, Rose?

Magnificent.

They're going to love drawing you.

Oh, please say yes. You'll make a lot of ladies really happy.

The naked body is very beautiful, don't you think so, Rose?

Naked?

Our life class model's let us down.

Life class?

But thanks to this young man...

No. Hang on, wait a minute...

I've got to take my clothes off?

Of course. But don't be shy, a beautiful young man like you.

Yeah, sorry ladies, I've...

We've seen it all before.

Well, some of them have, but not for quite some time.

THEY SNIGGER

Sorry, ladies. Sorry to interrupt. Ain't you working here today?

What?

Ain't you supposed to be working here today?

Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right.

Yeah, sorry, I forgot, I'm working here.

Yeah, otherwise I'd have loved to have come, but I can't. Sorry.

In that case, doesn't that make you free, Arthur?

Moi? No. No, no, Rosie. No, Rosie baby, no.

You see, the thing is that I... well we are backed up, you see.

And there's going to be queues round the corner...

No, no, I can manage.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY

Lovely, lovely.

Does she think something's missing?

Yeah. I've heard Jack's missing stuff as well.

Yeah, so?

Lo...

Don't look at me.

I'm not looking at you.

Yes, you are. You think I did it, yeah?

No, I don't.

Anyone could've got hold of the keys in that office.

I know, just don't say anything, all right?

We've need to sort this before Janine finds out.

All right.

Three months in Washington DC, that was incredible

and then Pakistan, I didn't have enough time there though,

I'm going back as soon as I've saved up again...

All right, enough, enough! You're making me jealous.

Is it a letter on each table?

Yeah, yeah, thanks.

Do you just, like, go on your own?

Well, it depends, if no-one wants to come then... yeah.

That's cool, that's really cool.

HE GRUNTS

No, it's fun, Tam.

The more you travel, the more contacts you make.

I've got friends that I can stay with all over the world now.

Yeah, I've got friends here. And family here, and a business here.

And we know exactly what we're going to do

every day for the rest of lives.

If my boss catches us, we're going to be pigeon nuggets.

-Oh shush.

-Oh, this is such fun.

Life classes! life classes? You ladies are nang.

HE LAUGHS

I take that's a compliment?

Of the highest equivalent.

Let me tell you, you two are like royalty to me.

Oi!

Jean, Jean... you got a minute?

You've got my money?

I told Janine because I didn't know what else to do.

I've been worried sick...

Forget about it, last night was last night.

Me and Janine, we had a chat, we both want to sort it out.

Both?

Yeah, yeah, so why don't you come over to our place... about 2.00?

-I should be done by then.

-Very good.

Well, I just wanted to pop round and say congratulations properly.

These are beautiful, thank you.

Now, either you've done something or you want something.

No...

Well, why aren't you at the B&B then?

Well, her Majesty the Queen is not the only one who likes to rule.

Oh. So you haven't made up yet?

SHE TUTS

So no affair...

Huh?

End of the drought for you then.

I am going to put these flowers in a vase.

Said the actress to the bishop.

-Denise, you can be so crude sometimes.

-Yeah, I know. Yeah.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, could you get that for me, please? Thank you.

Hello?

No, sorry, Mr Masood's not here at the moment.

Yeah, yeah OK, I will.

Um... message for Mr Masood to call the admissions officer.

Tam!

-Well, unless Mas is thinking of going back to college.

-As if.

Well, then.

Well, why wouldn't Tamwar mention anything?

You know, we'd have to make it work.

Oh, maybe Masood and I could take over the Argee Bhajee again...

only if we had to.

Hey, look at you, Zee, plotting and planning,

and going all respectable again, and not a clue what your kids are up to.

Everything's back to normal. Stick the kettle on.

SHE GIGGLES

I still think we've got a problem with this Jean, you know.

I just don't know what's going on in her head.

It's creepy, you know, when she thinks I'm her son.

I don't think that it's tucking you up in bed at night

that she wants to do.

Please.

Well, you can hardly blame the woman, leading her on like that. Come on.

No, no, no, it's not that. No, she's fixated about something.

-The baby.

-The baby?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if she thinks I'm this Sean geezer,

then she must think that that's her granddaughter.

Well, I think you've been watching too many horror movies...

HE CHUCKLES

Yeah. Yeah.

You going home?

Yeah, my back is killing me.

OK, I'll get you something nice for supper.

Will you bring my bags?

Hello?

Janine? Michael?

Hello?

Anybody there?

Easy, Patrick.

Where on earth have you been?

-Shopping.

-Shopping?

-Yeah.

-With what?

Look, we needed sheets.

Honestly, the crowds out there were ridiculous, I only hope

they're not planning this Jubilee thing every year.

You bought new sheets? What's wrong with washing the old ones?

I didn't have time.

So you still haven't made up the beds then?

-Relax, it's cool, it's cool.

-No, no, no, Kim, it ain't cool.

It ain't cool at all, man.

Look, we need help, I'm going to call Denise.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. no. No, Patrick.

What does it say on the sign outside?

The clue's in the words Kim's Palace, yeah?

So you can't come and tell me how to run my business

and you're certainly not going to go and tell my sister to come

round here with her interfering nose where it's not wanted.

Oh, come on, there's...

I'm perfectly happy and capable of running this business

by myself without you or anybody else's help, all right?

-Good.

-Good.

Your new credit card machine ain't working.

You need milk, butter and bread.

The new guests have arrived and two of the guests staying last night,

they're refusing to pay their bills.

What? Refusing to pay? We'll soon see about that.

Yeah, well, they're claiming there was a mouse in the room.

A mouse? Do me a favour.

Oh... you've killed poor Timmy.

You left a message in the office? No, I didn't get it.

No. Well, I can promise you that all of our cleaners

are very carefully vetted.

OK, well, I'll look straight into it. OK, bye.

SHE GASPS

Jean, what the hell are you doing here?

-Waiting for you.

-Waiting for me?

How did you get in?

No, look, I just want my money.

This is my house, you can't just march in here.

Michael told me to come round... the door was open.

Jean, this has got to stop.

This... this thing you have with Michael, this obsession...

What obsession?

Michael is not Sean, and this baby is not your granddaughter...

Is that what he's been saying?

Just keep away from me, OK? And keep away from Michael...

No, no, no, no, he's got this muddled up.

It's twisted, he's twisted it.

This has got nothing to do with Sean and Michael and babies.

This is about the money!

There is no money, not anywhere but in your crazy head.

No, I am not crazy.

Whatever, just get out, OK? Leave.

No. Not without my money.

You really are going to let him get away with this, aren't you?

Just get out!

Janine?

Michael, thank God you're here.

What's going on?

This mad woman's just marched into my house.

What?

I came round, as you said, Michael, as you said.

Why on earth would I do that?

In fact I told you expressly last night and again today,

to keep away from us, to stay away from us, leave us alone.

What?

You see, it don't matter what I say, she gets it a bit wrong, don't you?

No, no, I'm not having that. I am not mad and I am not ill.

I just want my money.

OK, would you be so kind as to produce a receipt?

-A receipt?

-Yeah.

Yes, Jean. Proof.

You know, something real,

that real people give to each other in the real world.

Just get out.

You are evil, both of you, pure evil.

Yeah, it's time to go, Jean.

HE SNIGGERS

SHE GASPS

I mean...

No, no, no, I'm not marrying your mother for a second time

without knowing when to stay out of things.

When does the scholar get here?

Yeah, he's not coming, his wife's sick.

But, you know, it's all right cos you're here, Mum,

so if anyone needs any guidance, I'll refer them to you.

Yeah, the couples have to see each other.

By the way, the admissions officer rang.

Don't worry, I will not say anything.

I haven't even told Masood. It's not like me to interfere, you know.

Admissions officer?

Yeah, isn't it exciting? Tamwar's going back to college.

You didn't know? Oh, I'm so sorry, Afia.

That is so typical of Tamwar.

I expect he'll tell everyone, you know, once he's secured a place...

best not to say anything.

Don't worry, his secret's safe with me.

SHE SIGHS

You wanted to see us?

We've had some complaints.

-Complaints?

-Mm-hm.

-Stuff has gone missing from some of the houses we clean.

-No?

So? It weren't me.

Apparently messages have been left at the office,

but somebody's erased them.

Well, I never. You tell her, Pops.

Yeah. No, Janine, it wasn't her. You've got the wrong person.

You can swear that on your life, can you, Billy?

You're fired.

Oh, Janine, you can't do that.

Oh, I can and I have.

Look, we can't run a cleaning business

if we cannot trust our cleaners, Billy.

Round nine!

KLAXON SOUNDS

Not as bad as I thought, this.

Certainly wasn't what I was expecting.

Fancy your chances, did you?

Yeah, but like a fool I asked someone to marry me last night.

What a downright crazy thing to do.

Yeah, I know.

THEY LAUGH

AFIA CONTINUES LAUGHING

What?

Change. Thank you.

Lovely. Hey, Billy Boy, how you doing, man?

Does Lola like her new phone?

Eh?

You know, the one I fixed up for her, it's got like video, mp3 etc, etc.

You gave her the phone?

Well, yeah, I just forgot to tell her though,

that with Fats she gets a free three month guarantee.

Next time you see her, could you just let her know, please?

-Yeah.

-Wicked.

Here, you'd better get upstairs, Jean's ripping up the place.

-What do you mean?

-Kat and Alfie's stuff's everywhere,

think mad woman's lunchbox, only bigger.

OK, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

Ladies, Today, you two are amazing.

The Queen has got nothing on you two Majesties.

Life class good, was it?

Yeah, you know, yeah it was.

They made us try on loads of different costumes and stuff and...

Mmm. I saw you. On the telly.

On the telly? You must be mistaken.

Oh, there was no mistake.

The camera zoomed right in on all of you, waving like idiots.

It was nothing to do with me. I was just escorting these two ladies.

Don't think you'll get away with this.

I'm sorry, Arthur. But... on the telly!

Big deal.

-Quick, let's go and see if we made the news.

-Come on.

Wait, FB's never been on TV. Wait for me, man...

You see, I buy you drinks and you don't even hold the door.

Are you serious?

Ladies, wait for me!

Jean?

I've lost it.

I've lost it.

Yeah, I can see that.

He said he'd give me a receipt, but it's definitely not here

and I can't remember whether he did or he didn't.

Sorry, a receipt for what, Jean?

The money. Mine, Alfie's, everything.

Even The Vic's.

-When did you last hear Afia laugh like that?

-I don't know.

-Must be this whole college thing.

-What college thing?

Apparently Tamwar has applied to go to college

and he didn't tell anyone.

How he can afford to do that, I don't know.

Then again, he's still young, I suppose.

And we could always look after the business, while he's studying.

Oh, but could that drive them further apart?

Oh.

Of course.

How could I have been so stupid?!

-Yeah?

-The answer is staring me in the face,

why I didn't think of it before?

-She's wonderful with Kamil...

-Ah.

So she and Tamwar, they could start a family.

The sooner she has a baby of her own, the better. Yes.

Creeping me out, Jean, is not going to work.

You've got to let it go, I don't have your money.

It's not her you've got to convince, is it? It's me.

All right, Rox? You look fit.

Thank you. Where's the money, Michael?

Will someone change the record? What money? There isn't any money.

Oh right, so you've lost it?

Is that what you're telling me, you've lost it?

No, I'm not telling you've I've lost it.

-The simple reason is, I didn't have it in the first place.

-You liar.

It's a fantasy.

He's lying, it's all lies. He's in on this with Janine.

Oh Janine, yeah, yeah, yeah, cos she's...

she's really on her uppers now, ain't she?

What, she's down to her last few million? Please, don't make me laugh.

The truth is, Rox, she has a creepy fixation with us both...

No.

Yeah.

Calls me Sean...

Don't...

She broke into our house today.

I did not. He's not telling the truth. The door was open.

You asked me round. He asked me round.

Janine walked in, she's sitting there, it's freaked her out.

If anything, you need to keep her away from us.

He's lying. You've got to believe me...

Jean...

Shush, shush.

Oh, no.

Not you as well.

-Jean.

-No. Not you as well.

So did many stay on for a meal?

Yeah, it went really well.

A great success, can't wait to do it again.

OK. Well, everyone's gone up.

So I think I might turn in as well.

Give you kids a chance to have an early night, or...

-Kids.

-OK. They supported you on this, OK?

They didn't agree with the speed-dating but they supported you.

We all did.

Zulekha wasn't happy, don't think she found a boyfriend tonight.

But guess how many guys gave me their number? Go on, guess?

I... I have no idea.

Two. And they weren't students. Thank goodness.

The thing about students is you can never believe a word they say,

they look you in the eye and say one thing

-but mean the complete opposite.

-OK, Afia, what are you...

I might just give this guy a call,

I mean he was a great kisser and that.

MUSIC ON RADIO: "Up The Junction" by Squeeze

Jean, Jean.

Jean, it's OK...

Jean, look at me.

Hey. Look at me.

I believe you.

It's OK. It's OK.

SHE SOBS

I know.

ALARM STARTS

HE GROANS

SHE SIGHS

Great!

MUSIC: "Even When I'm Old And Grey" by Frank Sinatra

# You make me feel so young

Oh, cheer up, love.

# Bells to be rung

# And a wonderful fling to be flung

# And even when I'm old and grey

# I'm going to feel the way I do today

# Because you make me feel so young... #

Do me a favour! You can't charge that for sausages!

What, did they star in Babe the movie or something?

Luce, you all right babe?

Yeah, I would be.

If SHE wasn't expecting me to make her B&B breakfasts and not pay.

SHE was after mates' rates.

But SHE is not a mate.

You know what, I think I'm going to sit this one out, you know.

Still not served breakfasts then, Kim?

I'll take my custom elsewhere, yeah?

Hashtag bothered.

Hashtag shut it, Blondie. Dishing up bangers in a caff?

Hardly a career high.

Well, least her customers get food.

Unlike anyone who tries to eat the stuff from the Minute Mart.

One is after a higher class of cuisine than one can get round here.

-Fat Boy.

-Looking good.

Oi, any chance of more shifts at the chippie?

What, I'm a Job Centre now, am I?

Leave it out, Luce. Pregnant lady here.

Oh, now you want to defend me?

It's a bit late for that cos I've already been fired.

Look, I said sorry, all right?

OK? I'll make it up to you, I promise.

I'll get you your job back by lunchtime.

Lucy. £870.

That's how short your last instalment was.

I'm pregnant and I'm having mood swings.

So, I want the cash right now, basically, otherwise my hormones

might tell me to charge you a really unreasonable daily interest rate.

Thanks.

Do I actually have "cashpoint" written across my forehead?

This florist thinks so. How can you charge so much for dead flowers?

I never was a cheap bride.

Clearly. You will stay away from Jean today, won't you?

I can handle Loony Toon...

I'm serious. Please.

Just stay here or something.

I am not going to let that woman dictate my life.

It's business as usual.

Listen, a Vic isn't a Vic without an Alfie, is it?

OK. I'll see you later. OK, bye.

Well, is he still coming back today?

No. I've delayed him till after the weekend.

We can still do this, Jean. We can.

We can still get his money back, all right? Today.

HE HUMS "UNCHAINED MELODY"

# My darling

HE CONTINUES HUMMING

# ..Touch!

Masood, stop it! Masood, stop it!

Slightly awkward.

We were just talking weddings.

So I see.

You all right, Tam? I heard you get up very early this morning.

Fine. Please, continue with your domestic bliss.

All right, well, we'll speak later?

Zee, keep the wedding simple, please.

Yes, and not much family.

I don't want that workshy brother of yours

lining his pockets with our food again.

No horses, no dance routines.

My back's hardly up to walking after sleeping on that couch.

Oh, so you're marrying me to ease your back pain?

I am marrying you, Zainab, because that's the way it should be.

That's the way it should always have been.

This marriage will wipe out everything that's gone wrong.

Besides, I've tried every other way, but I just can't get into your bed.

Ow!

SHE GIGGLES

# But he's got high hopes

# He's got high hopes... #

-You smell... floral.

-Whitney's shampoo.

You want to be careful, son.

People'll start saying you're light on your loafers.

Derek, does it have to be so loud?

Yeah, it has to be that loud to hear it over that wallpaper.

It's got to go.

No. Pat put that up.

All the fires in this Square and that survives.

And look at that picture.

Nice knockers but, Tyler, we are living in a pastel paradise.

It ain't right. Ooh, Clarkson.

THEY BOTH LAUGH

# For another day

# Let the music play

# Down at Fraggle Rock...

You won't remember Sean,

but he loved the Fraggles when he was your age.

Singing. With those red things... Do...

-Doozer.

-Doozer!

THEY LAUGH

Thanks, I feel better today.

-Thank you for being on my side.

-That's all right.

I think, yeah, I think I can look Michael in the eye.

Jean, you're not seriously going to work, are you?

Yeah, well, I've done nothing wrong.

If I don't go in, it'll look like I've got something to hide.

I'm not going to let him win.

I am such an idiot.

Cos I've sussed him.

He didn't pay me the slightest bit of attention

until he found out that I had money.

And then suddenly... all this interest and help.

I told him things about my life, Roxy.

I feel such an idiot.

I know... I know.

Now look, look, the banks open again today, don't they?

So we will prove that you transferred that money. We will.

I paid him cash. Don't say anything...

Because I've thought of a way to prove it.

Oh... Go on then.

Right.

All the paperwork that he showed me was printed off the computer.

Spreadsheets, grant applications, legal things from the council,

costings.

They're all on his computer at the gym.

Well, you're going to have to break in there

and put it on one of those dingle, stick things.

Phil! Phil! Why haven't you answered any of my calls?

I've, uh, I've been on business. You heard from Ian?

No. And Janine's on my back for money.

Pay her another instalment, you know, fob her off...

But I don't have that. And why isn't this thing working?

Dad's left a mountain of debts.

I don't think he paid a bill for months.

Well, sell something, you know. You've got this place, ain't you?

You've got the caff. Got the house. Got a couple of cars....

That's had it, Luce.

Can you fix it?

I do cars. Not chips. Anyway, it'll be insured, won't it?

Look, sell something, yeah? The house or whatever.

I'll give you my solicitor's details.

She'll sort out any paperwork.

I'll sell Mandy's car but that's it.

Dad's going to be back and I'll have everything here for him.

I don't think you can go to nursery looking like this.

And I think it's warm enough to do without, don't you?

-Where's Lucy?

-I don't know.

I would watch your tills.

I'm not the thief. You ought to listen to me.

No. No, actually you should stop hanging around my fiance

and begging him to call you Mummy.

Oi, fatty, leave her alone!

Please... don't tell me you actually believe her?

You're monsters. Both of you.

Listen, I employ you to mop up and shut up.

If you can't do that, then I suggest you stay out of our lives.

Oh, I'm not going anywhere.

Cos you can't sack me for telling the truth.

There you go. D'you know what?

D'you know something, we're going to wipe the smirk off her face.

I'll do it. I'll break into Michael's office.

Cereal IS a continental breakfast, actually.

I went to the continent and I had cereal...

So what is it you wanted, eh?

What, corgis and Rule Britannia in the mornings?

Listen, you owe me, yeah.

This is what you owe me. You better pay me!

What do you mean, no? Listen. Don't drive...

Hey, you owe me!

What are being you off with me for?

Where do I start? The bedroom's a tip, Tyler. You don't clean.

You don't wash up. And everywhere I turn, Derek's there.

Playing music by dead people.

You've got some annoying things going on.

-Oh yeah?

-Yeah, that alarm clock of yours.

MIMICS BEEPING Every ten minutes for an HOUR before we have to get up.

That's not as annoying as Top Gear on the TV every night.

Or pizza on the floor in the morning when I wake up.

-Come on, Tyler, you said you were moving in to help me.

-I am.

Then start helping me, please.

I think you owe my fiancee an apology after this morning's behaviour.

-I just told her the truth.

-Michael.

-All right?

-Where's Janine? We need a word.

That's a tricky one. I don't want her stressed in her condition.

What about me? And my condition?

That's interesting. Look at that.

Going through handbags now, are we?

It was on the floor, empty. Someone's obviously...

Why am I even bothering answering you? You don't scare me.

Best lock that up nice and tight. Don't want anything else going missing.

Are you having a go...

-Jean, is he He having a go at my Lola?

-I ain't nicked anything.

Just go to Citizen's Advice, all right?

Or one of them lawyers off of the telly,

they'll tell you your rights.

Janine's coming in this afternoon. We'll sort it out then.

Good always triumphs. Always. Excuse me, I've got some cleaning to do.

She's got you well under the thumb, ain't she?

I'm really hungry!

Just a minute, Bobby. But the insurance must cover it.

That's a fortune. Well, when was it meant to be serviced?

Look, there's no food at home.

Thanks for nothing!

Are you... are you going to talk to me?

I'm not sure you'd like what I have to say.

Don't just walk away from me. Argue. Tell me how you feel.

Shout. Scream. Anything..

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you.

Tamwar?

DOORBELL RINGS

You know how you do curry in a hurry?

Fine Indian cuisine.

Yeah, whatever. Can you do dinner for 15?

Ehh?

Please?

Last night...

I don't want to talk about it.

I know what's wrong with Afia.

Me?

No. You are a very good husband.

HE SNORTS

Afia is...

She's young, you know. She's flighty.

Tamwar, give her a baby.

What?

Just hear me out, all right?

It will ground her, it will bond your marriage,

it will let you build a new life.

It's not until a woman becomes a mother

that she ever really grows up.

Where's Michael? I thought he was working here all day?

Gone to the gym.

PHONE RINGS

Hello, Jean. Let me guess.

Roxy's here to prove I'm the big bad bogeyman?

You disappoint me, Roxy. I thought we were friends.

Go and have a look on the computer. Go on. Password. Janine.

Capital J. Be my guest

You are using Jean. You are using her, like you used Ronnie.

Ronnie, ah, OK. I wondered how she'd get her claws into you,

that's quite clever, actually. Well, moderately clever.

Go on.

Have a seat. Have a seat.

Come on!

Fine.

Let's try a few key words, a few search words. Jean.

OK.

No? Imaginary company.

Big bad Michael took the money.

HE LAUGHS

It's not in there.

The reason it isn't there is cos it's up there. It's in her head.

I believe her.

Well, you mustn't!

And I would keep her away from Amy as well.

Sorry, what's my daughter got to do with this?

Everything. Cos you know how I found her this morning?

-I found her staring into space...

-Yeah?

-Listen...

Cradling Amy's cardigan. That's weird. It's weird. She's warped.

You are weird. You are warped.

I would never lie about Amy, now come on. Give me some credit.

Janine's pregnancy, it's twisted her head.

Right, OK. Will you just shut up.

You know... All right, how about this.

You know she wants me to call her mother.

Yeah. She said she can't wait to be Nana Jean again.

OK, I don't believe you.

OK, that's fair enough.

But you know she has a picture of Amy in her purse?

He hasn't hurt you?

No, no..

You found the files, though?

No. I'm sorry, Jean. I didn't.

Oh, no!

He's hidden them.

No, no, he'll have deleted them...

Yeah, I know. I know.

I'm sorry, Jean. There was nothing...

I'll fight for you. If that's what you want.

I'd do anything for you.

Tell me the truth. About what you really want in life.

I want you. I love you.

OK. I want a future with you.

I want us to grow old together.

We're not old yet. There's so many things we could do first...

We will, we will. I want to help you put down roots

and build a life with me.

And I think maybe we should take the next step.

What do you mean?

Maybe we should have a baby.

Your mum's ring? Are you sure about this?

She'd want me to. It's just a ring.

-Is everything OK, Luce?

-Just take it.

Hey, that's my stuff!

Bobby. You'll have to be brave. I'm just selling a few things.

-Do you want to change your mind?

-Just take it, all right.

-Yeah.

He's taking my stuff!

Look, Bobby, I have to. Please, Tyler, can you just go.

Bobby, mate.

HE STAMPS UP THE STAIRS

He's asked her. I knew my idea would work.

Really?

Oh, another little grandchild. Another little face to kiss.

Oh, thank you, I'm so thrilled.

Do I say congratulations?

Yeah...

Come on, Tam. Let's go out. Let's go for a walk.

You know, Luce, you can talk to me any time you need, OK?

Fat's got your back.

So, when is Ian coming home?

OK, all right...

So, how are things with you and Bobby?

Bobby.

Where's Bobby?

Bobby? Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby Beale?

Ah! Now, this won't do.

This won't do at all.

Personally, I find the world looks much brighter after an ice-cream.

Do you want me to treat you to one?

And then me and you will have a chat. Man to man.

And you can tell me all your problems, yeah, eh?

Come on, come with me.

Good boy, that's it.

Do you want this child?

I want my marriage to work.

I loved you, Tam, from the moment I held you in my arms.

But being a parent, it's not easy.

I know, it's just Mum reckons it's going to heal us.

You know, it'll make her proud.

Well, you make me proud every day.

Do I?

Yeah, you're a wonderful son, Tam. You deserve to be happy.

But don't have a child just to please your mother.

What's the matter with you?

You have one because it's your dream.

Afia's.

You know, becoming a parent is the most important thing

you'll ever do in your life.

Just make sure it's what you both want.

Jean. Have you seen Amy's cardigan anywhere?

Oh, covered in chocolate and I've left it at work.

I'm so sorry, I meant to...

Are you OK?

Michael's said something, hasn't he?

Yeah, he has.

Oh, Jean. Umm...

He said that you carry pictures of Amy in your purse.

I've got my whole family in here.

Stacey and Lily...

Sean...

You.

I've carried that photo since the day it was taken.

I know things have changed but I couldn't bear to throw it away

because, on that day, Sean was happy.

And I like to look at him smiling every single day.

Lola wouldn't nick on the job. Baby bracelets? Family stuff?

That's sick.

And she'd never pinch your handbag.

A designer one? You sure?

Someone could have picked it up by mistake.

They all look the same, don't they.

It was bright pink tartan, actually.

Pink tartan?

You got a key to Jean's locker?

Hang on, no, no... this is her private property.

You can't just...

Look, Jean had a pink bag in here. This morning.

You was there, Michael.

She stole my bag.

SHE GASPS

Jean stole my bag!

Bobby! Bobby!

Phil, I can't find Bobby. I'm losing everyone.

He's probably just with his mates or something.

No, he's run off because I sold all his things. All our things.

You've got to start selling Ian's things. Not yours.

-He ain't here, you are.

-He'll be here. Soon.

You want me to be honest with you?

Well, I've been looking for Ian these past few days...

And if he wanted to be found, he'd have been found by now.

Here he is.

Don't ever do that to me again, OK.

I'm sorry.

He's all right. He was stuffing his face full of choc ices in the caff.

Thanks, Fats.

We've been having a little chat, me and Bobby. You all right?

Come on. Home.

Certainly got its perks, this new job.

You sure I can't help you with your delicates, darling?

I am trained.

Maybe next time.

SHE LAUGHS

Nice...

Kim?

Hey.

Hello, babe.

Is this Tiff's?

That's my jumper! You've ruined it, Tyler! What have you..?

Pat bought that for me!

We'll go out this evening. You can start trying right away.

Mum...

Come on, we have to make plans. Financial plans.

You will have to drop college.

Drop? I'm not going to college.

They called for you, all right? They asked for you.

What did they say?

That he'd applied for a course. Your secret's out, Tam.

-I didn't apply.

-You liar! You lied to me.

And, what, now you think you're ready to become a father?

-I haven't applied...

-All right. He's not lying.

It's not Tam that's going to college, it's me.

I can't face checking in at the Butchers'.

Not with them knowing that they've won.

How am I going to tell Alfie?

I've let him down so badly.

You going to snap my head off?

No, I'm going to ask if you're OK?

Those two punters driving off this morning.

Looked like they were giving you a hard time.

No that wasn't a hard time.

My sister telling me I'm fit for nothing. That's a hard time.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

What? Can't hear you.

Well, you said stuff too.

I'm sorry.

What? Can't hear you.

Anyway, I've bought you a little peace offering.

Sorry, it's from the Minute Mart. I know it might be beneath you.

Mmmm.

I am so tempted to tell you where to shove it.

But if you want to do a bit of scrubbing to apologise,

-I could be magnanimous.

-See, there you go. You do need me?

Come on, admit it.

No. I don't need you. But I do miss you.

Really?

Yeah. Well, it's no fun shouting at the customers, innit,

without you being there with your disapproving face.

And besides, who am I going to call to pull me out the skip?

Come back? Please.

Here, look. Says here "thick but directable".

You've got a lot in common.

You lying, thieving, witch! I'm going to have you arrested.

All this time, scheming, lying...

D'you think I like shoving letters through doors every day?

I need to use my brain.

What, teaching Tiffany Butcher? That's using your brain, is it?

I didn't kiss that guy, you know.

I'd never do that to you.

I know. I know you wouldn't.

But then why would you say that? Why would you put me through that?

I thought you were lying. About college.

Living your dreams without bothering to ask me what mine were.

ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND

So what are they, Afia?

Be honest with me.

I dunno...

It's just....

It's like there's a life out there, an adventure we should be having.

And I don't feel like it's here in Walford.

I just feel like I can't be happy.

I'm not saying that. I'm just saying make up your mind

whether you want to be a postman or a maths teacher.

It had my purse in it. My bank cards. My phone...

And you knew it was mine!

No, no, no, it was empty. When I found it, it was on the floor.

-Billy you saw me.

-Sorry, Jean. I only saw you put it in the locker.

That's because you told me to.

Is this Amy's?

I told you. I told you it was dirty.

-It's fine, it's fine. I believe you, OK.

-Yeah, well...

We're going to see what the police think about that.

-No you don't!

-Why don't we just take this somewhere private? Upstairs?

ANGRY FOOTSTEPS

Trouble in paradise?

I've ruined her jumper. I've said sorry.

Apology not accepted, I take it?

She's deleted Top Gear!

Can't just come barging in here accusing her...

She had the bag, Mo. She had it in her locker!

-She needs to be locked up.

-Janine, it's no way to handle it. Just be cool.

You'll wake Amy, anyway. Just shush.

Amy's not here, she's with Jack, all right.

MUSIC PLAYS

Amy?

What's Amy doing in my bedroom?

Amy's christening bracelet, what...

Why are my daughter's things in your room, Jean?

No, I didn't put them there...

It was you.

She's had everything. Everything Lola got the blame for.

Michael! You stay away from me and you stay away from my family.

I didn't take it.

I-I didn't put any of that there!

I didn't take it.

You have to believe me.

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