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ALARM SOUNDS

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That's for deleting Top Gear. Night, babe.

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What do I do with this lot?

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I dunno. What you asking me for?

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You're the big cheese running the place.

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Mo, is this what she does?

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You kidding? I've never seen her like this before.

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D'you know what? Just bin it, yeah?

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I want Jean arrested.

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Forget about her, she's a no mark.

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I'm taking you shopping.

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For more elasticated pants?

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No, baby clothes. Little miniature midget clothes for small people.

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Yeah, well, I think I'd rather have Jean locked up.

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No, no, I think that's just your hormones talking.

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Since when does Janine Butcher get weirded out

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by creepy little old birds?

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Hi, Afia. Hi, Tam.

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Not interested, Tam.

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Guess what I'm going to do today?

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Talk about babies and settling down and stuff?

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Tam, grow up.

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No, not me, Afia. Because I want to go travelling with you.

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Travelling? Yeah. What do you say to that?

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I can't not be with you, Afia.

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What about your mum?

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What about Mum? I'm going to tell her today.

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Just one thing.

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Mmm?

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Don't do it with sock puppets.

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Really?

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SHE LAUGHS

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Smashing an alarm, I mean, that is a bit extreme.

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Yes. You cannot let him get away with it.

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No, I'm not going to. Look.

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Sorry, sorry, sorry

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Tyler's phone's just gone Double-Dutch.

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All right. One minute, Whit.

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WHISTLING

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Have you seen Tyler?

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-I'm not talking to you.

-He left his phone.

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Top Gear is sacred. All right? Sacred.

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Wow! You really do need a hand, innit?

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Why didn't you clear up this last night?

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-What are you, the health police?

-All right, sorry.

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All right, girls, come on now,

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let's put this energy into the tidying, yeah? Come on.

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So when's your dad getting back then, Lucy?

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Next question.

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'Oh, hello, it's Mr Porter again. I just wanted to say

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'I found the items...

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'you know, that I thought were missing.

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'Anyway. My mistake. Sorry.'

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'End of messages. To delete messages, press delete.'

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I loved playing boxes too. Better than the actual presents.

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Amy, come and help Mummy?

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Right. Well... I'm off to work.

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Well, mind the elephant in the room as you go, won't you?

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-Sorry?

-Look, teddy's over there. Go and get teddy. Good girl.

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Sorry, but you're not going anywhere,

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until you explain yesterday.

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-I'm already late.

-Jean!

-What?

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What d'you mean "what?"

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Do you not remember what was sitting in your room?

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That wasn't me. Michael did that.

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You don't know what he's capable of.

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-Michael?

-Yes. He's been doing things.

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Jean, just give me the truth.

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I am telling you the truth.

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He keeps setting me up, he's done it before,

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he made me look like I'd broken into Janine's flat.

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Oh, why would he do that?

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For the money, it's all about the money.

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He's trying to frame me, so that I look like I'm...

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-you know, I'm...

-Well, it's working!

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So you do believe me?

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Jean...

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Just...

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what've you done with the money?

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He's got it!

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You know what... You can't have spent it, right?

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You can't have spent it all.

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-It's not like you've got a brand-new sports car outside.

-Listen to me,

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Michael has got the money!

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Is it Sean? You've given it to Sean?

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Cos he would SO know how to get it off of you.

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What's he given you, some great big sob story?

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-No, you know I haven't seen Sean for years!

-What we...

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What I saw in that room, OK, what everybody saw, is not right.

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Yeah? You cannot do things like that.

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I am telling you the truth. It was Michael!

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D'you know something, Jean?

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I'm supposed to be holding the fort, and this is just way beyond me.

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Oh, well, I am so sorry for you!

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Thank you so much for believing in me(!)

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Don't get angry with me, Jean.

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-I'm going to work.

-You're seriously going to step outside there?

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Yes! Because there is nothing wrong with me! I am fine!

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-I am!

-Yeah. OK.

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Just so you know, this is not what I signed up for.

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When you proposed to me,

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I was not saying yes to some undergraduate bum.

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Is that what you think students are?

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I know that's what they are.

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They get a sense of freedom and they're hanging off war memorials.

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Well, bring it on.

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Don't even joke about it.

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Zee, you know, it might be an idea to let people do

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what they want every now and then.

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Are you saying that I interfere?

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Only with everything.

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This isn't a home, it's a dictatorship.

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Right. So it's wrong to try and make everyone happy, is it?

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Yes, but you're doing the opposite.

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Someone has got to tell Tamwar how to go about things. The boy is clueless at the best of times.

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He's all grown up now, he's a man.

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He still needs me.

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And you, Mr Student, if you want me to stand by you,

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you have to stand by me.

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I feel a song coming on.

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Tamwar and Afia have got to put down roots,

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they've got to start a family.

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And you, Mr Student, if you want an education,

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you better start learning from me.

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What's this? Cake?

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Yeah, what of it? You want a slice?

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I'll have a cup a tea, please. Hello, sweetheart.

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My phone's all mumbo jumbo.

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How am I supposed to sort it out if I can't understand the instructions?

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Why don't you take a language course or something, Ty?

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TEXT ALERT

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She'll help ya. Oi, Lauren, you've got GCSEs, ain't you?

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Yes. But none of them were in phone repair.

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Just sort it out for us, please?

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Look, if you do not know languages

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then it's not my fault that you're thick.

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I am not thick.

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Hey, bruvver, let me have a look man.

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Oh, mate, I think that's Egyptian. Actually, it might be Russian.

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Great. That means Whitney wins this round, then.

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Is that's how it works? It's not a relationship, it's a boxing match.

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And I'm going to win.

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Right. So what happens next then?

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Eh?

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In Round Three? Thicko.

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All right. You ain't so clever yourself, you know.

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Compared to you two, I really am.

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All right, well, why don't you prove it?

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-Yeah, prove it.

-Yeah.

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OK. We'll have a little competition. Girls versus apes.

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Winner just gets to walk all over the losers.

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You'd better bring your friends, Lauren cos you're going to need 'em.

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-All right. Lucy, you busy later?

-What do you think?

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-What's that? No friends?

-Shame.

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Tell you who you should invite. My Alice. She's a clever girl.

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Yeah. Yeah, I will. Thank you, Uncle Derek. I will.

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Uh, no offence Del, but what you helping her for?

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I've already got to apologise to Whit later

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so I can get my phone sorted.

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You have gotta get a grip, son.

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You gotta stop fawning around her.

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Fawn? Fawning?

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It's a baby deer and you know what we do with baby deers, don't ya?

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We eat 'em. Not because they're tasty but because we can.

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So you get back over there and you put her in her place

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and keep her there.

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Forget the tea.

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ENGINE SPUTTERS

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Stupid thing!

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-We're not going around the world on that, are we?

-You told her yet?

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Uh...no.

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Tam!

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I will, OK? I just haven't seen her, have I?

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-You're single and middle aged Denise...

-Here's your chance.

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..you're never busy. So I'm bringing Kamil round for 6pm.

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You'll be glad for the company. OK, bye.

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Right, so it's all done. A romantic dinner for two.

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Courtesy of your loving mother.

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Listen, Mum...

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Dinner's already cooking

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and your father is attempting to choose the music.

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-ENGINE STARTS

-Afia?

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She heard about a trainer sale.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Yeah, it's 120.

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I've got to go.

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There we go, job done.

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Polish, polish, polish, where does the morning go?

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Pops...?

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You really are on another planet.

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Jean, you can't just come waltzing in here.

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You could've got me locked up!

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Look, I know what you're thinking,

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but I didn't know that stuff was in my room.

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I swear.

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Billy, on Stacey's life, I swear!

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-You lying, old cow.

-Just get out.

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Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you, because you're in on it.

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You need locking up! Billy, get her out.

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Billy...it was them.

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And by the way, you're fired!

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-And you're rehired.

-Come on, Jean.

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Billy, it was them. I swear, I didn't know anything about it...

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-Best you stay well away. Please.

-Oh, please, Billy.

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ECHOING LAUGHTER

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SOUNDS ECHO

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LAUGHTER

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Need a ride somewhere?

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Where you going?

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Back off! Michael! Michael!

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Don't ignore me.

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Not after what you've done.

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Michael. Michael, please, please...

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Why are you doing this to me?

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Sorry?

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You don't care do you?

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Not even a flicker.

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You...

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You're like a snake.

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Poison. That's what you are.

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You can't say these things to me, Jean. We're friends.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Oh, I'm stronger now. I am.

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You might think I'm a nobody,

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a nothing. But I am someone, Michael. I am.

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Of course you are. Whoever said you weren't, Jean?

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I'm going to prove it was you.

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Sorry?

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All that stuff you put in my room. I'm going to prove it was you.

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PHONE RINGS

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Just the missus...

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wondering where I am.

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She was going to have you arrested, by the way, till I intervened.

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Told her it was just a blip.

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I won't stop until everyone knows about you, Michael. I won't.

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I'd worry more about what they're going to learn about you.

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And that's coming from a really caring place.

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I was wrong about you.

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You're not fit to be anybody's son.

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Tam. Your mum sent me.

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Before you start, I am listening to you, and not her.

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Really?

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-Follow your dreams, that's what you said, so...

-You sure?

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Yep. We both want to get away, so...

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That was close.

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She told me to go and give you some advice.

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How I've fathered four children and all that.

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Yeah. Probably better that you're leaving.

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Anyway, you can report back. And tell her what I've decided.

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Me? Isn't it better coming from you?

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What? Are we both that scared of her?

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Probably.

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I love quizzes.

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Yeah. And we are going to annihilate 'em, so...

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Come on, jump to it!

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Luce, have a look?

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Have a look, Luce.

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-There you go.

-What is this?

-Ketchup.

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I've got this acquaintance, right, had a word, did a deal,

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and there you go. All above board, of course.

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We've got our own supplier.

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Yeah. But you've also got Bobby to look after and a cafe to run

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so let me chip in. Eh?

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Dad's got his own contacts.

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But he isn't here, is he?

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No. But he will be.

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When? There you go. Come on,

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I'm only trying to help out. Just doing my bit.

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Are we living in a ghost town?

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Mo, what d'you want me to?

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D'you want me to stand outside and yell at people to come in?

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You'd better flaming do something, girl.

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Jean!

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She was all right until you pitched up.

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Why don't you just do something instead of standing there,

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having a dig at me all the time?

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Come on, then. How was it out there?

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I warned you, didn't I?

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He said that it would help Alfie.

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What?

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Michael. But now he's got my savings,

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Alfie's savings, the VAT money.

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The only person that he's helping is himself.

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OK. All right. Jean you just gotta stop this now.

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-Kat and Alfie are going to hate me.

-They're going to hate me, as well.

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I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking,

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that we go round there and we demand the money back.

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-You and me.

-Jean. Jean, stop...

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-He'll listen to you, and we'll take Mo, as well.

-Jean,

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stop this now... Jean...!

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-Jean...

-..and we will not leave until we get every single penny.

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JEAN! JEAN!

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Stop it! Do you understand me?

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Nobody believes you!

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OK? Nobody!

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You'll look like a prince tonight.

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Things are finally going our way, Tamwar.

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Well, once I get used to being engaged to a student.

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Bit by bit, we are getting back to who we are.

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Yeah, I think I am too. Actually, I think I've already arrived.

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You see, I'm still getting things right, still giving good advice.

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Not really.

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Huh?

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The meal, and the romantic night,

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it's good and that,

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OK...

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but it...it's not us.

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It's not me and Afia.

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We're going to go round the world.

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SHE LAUGHS

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You're such a joker. You joker.

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I'm being serious.

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It's what Afia... It's what we both want.

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-So...

-I see.

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I mean, Dad said it was OK.

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Your father knew about this?

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He's got a point, Mum.

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I'm sure he does. Mas!

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So you two, you're doing your own thing. Right?

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-Is that so wrong?

-No.

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No? OK. So you're OK with it?

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No, not remotely.

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It's OK, you know, you two just...

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-you don't need me any more, so...

-That's not what we're saying!

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No, that makes me pretty redundant.

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So I will just back away, into a corner somewhere...

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-Mum.

-Zee.

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..and I will do MY own thing. I'll find my own space.

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You know, it'll give me a chance to do something for myself.

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The boy is allowed to grow up.

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Yes. And you are allowed to be a schoolboy again.

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It's like some bad body swap comedy. It's just...

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And look at us all laughing.

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All I'm saying is Jean's had her problems in the past.

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Newsflash - she's still got 'em.

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Well, we should be trying to help her.

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Pops, seriously you're going soft.

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You could be visiting me in juvee right now, you know.

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So you're clever then, yeah?

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-I got a few GCSEs.

-Yes!

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Lucy, you sure that you're not around later?

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I said no, I mean no.

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C'mon Lucy, we need you. We could beat 'em.

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I'm not interested.

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-We came in specially.

-Well, you wasted your time.

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We're not going to ask you again, Lucy.

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Good. I've got stuff to do so run along.

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-Thought my dad was helping you?

-Who are you again?

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Dunno why I bother.

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You're still a great mum.

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And you let Shabnam go travelling.

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I want you here.

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But it's like you say, Zee, I'm the big kid now.

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Me and Kamil, we need you.

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And I'm going to keep a video diary, OK?

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I'll put it online, it'll be like I'm in the room,

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although if there's a mountain in the background it might not quite work.

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But...

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So you're going to leave me here with him? Thanks, Tam.

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Oh, Zee...

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-Careful.

-Thank you, babe.

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Beer please, Rox. Jean all right?

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And what is "all right", exactly?

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-Married Kate.

-Prince William!

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-Umm...

-Come on!

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-Poker face, poker face.

-Lady Gaga!

-That's it, that's it.

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My first name...

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-Whitney Houston!

-Yes!

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-Times up!

-Right, how many you got?

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-How many?

-12.

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12? 12?

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It's your turn.

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What's your name again?

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Alice.

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All right then Alice, get ready for a spanking. Ready boys?

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Derek's daughter.

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THEY LAUGH

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When I say spanking, I didn't...

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I don't mind.

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Easy bruv!

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I mean, I don't mind you saying...

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-Awkward!

-Anyway, OK go!

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Hold on. That's not fair, that's not fair, start again, start again...

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he's um...side burns...

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How much stuff does a baby need?

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I'm Mr Style. My girl's going to be the same as me.

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-Billy, will you take this lot home for me, please?

-Me?

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-I am with child.

-You're on the pay roll, Bill.

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How dare you...

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-How dare we what?

-No, no, no. I'm not having this...

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That's mine.

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Jean?

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All those things. They belong to me. My money paid for those.

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Jean...

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Tell them, Michael. Tell them how you took it from me. Go on.

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Jean, what are you doing? Jean! What are you doing?

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Come on. Where's the money? Where's my money? Where is it?

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Jean? Jean, what you playing at?

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-No, I want what's mine!

-Calm down...

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-All this is mine! My money paid for this.

-What you doing?

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All my savings! Alfie's money! Gone!

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And if this is what I can have for it,

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-this is what I'm having!

-JEAN! SHUT UP!

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I don't want that woman within a mile of me.

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Michael... Please tell them what you did.

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-C'mon darling, let's get you home.

-Billy...

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Please?

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..retrieve my goods.

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JEAN SOBS

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SHE SCREAMS

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Well?

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Pick a country.

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You told her? You actually told her?

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Yeah. And without a puppet show.

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-So she's going to let you go?

-Yep.

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And listen, I've got it all planned.

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Because once we've been around the world, and done all that,

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we can still come back here and pick up where we left off.

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Y'know, it's just an idea but once you've got it all out of your system,

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maybe Mum's idea about starting a family won't seem so weird.

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Who knows? This could be perfect.

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Don't do this to me, Tam.

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Don't do what?

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Don't be that person. Please.

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It's like a teeny weeny country trapped inside another country.

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It's full of Italians!

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Sicily!

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Oh, come on. You must know that?

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I can't think straight.

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Neither can I, what was that between Michael and Jean?

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I know, but time is ticking, boys, all right.

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So come on, it's where the Pope does his thing.

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Yeah, yeah, Alfie... Never mind that, OK, I need you.

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I really do.

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Shall we go speed dating?

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Pretend we've never met...

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..and we've got 30 seconds to get to know each other. OK?

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OK, I'll go first.

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OK. Hi.

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My name's Tam...

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..and I'm just trying to make everyone happy.

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But most of all I'm trying to make this girl I know happy.

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And to do that, I need to be myself

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and not who I think she wants me to be.

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If I can work out what that is.

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I thought it was being a restaurateur...

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..thought maybe being a good son...

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..being a father.

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But none of those work for her.

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Things have changed.

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She's changed.

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And I need her to tell me how I can get her back.

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TIMER SOUNDS

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Anyway, that's me.

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Now it's your turn.

0:24:030:24:05

Afia?

0:24:200:24:21

Rules are, you've got to say something.

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TIMER SOUNDS

0:24:390:24:41

Time's up, Tam.

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VACUUM CLEANER

0:24:550:24:58

What time we gotta get up tomorrow?

0:25:050:25:07

Early.

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Derek's going to kill me.

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Derek?

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Yeah. He gave me some woman advice.

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Oh, right.

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Thing is, Tyler, you fawn around Whitney.

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It's a baby deer, a fawn, and we eat baby deers.

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THEY LAUGH

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Well, come here and be a DEER, and give me a kiss.

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-Was that a deer?!

-SHE LAUGHS

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You know, even if you're standing still,

0:25:370:25:39

you're still going at thousands of miles an hour.

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So you don't have to go anywhere, really.

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Well, if I keep travelling, then chances are

0:25:460:25:49

I'll come back this way again.

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So you never know.

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But don't stand staring out that window for years. All right?

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-As if I'd do that.

-You would.

-I know.

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You're not coming back, are you?

0:26:080:26:10

Afia?

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I love you, too.

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ENGINE SPUTTERS

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Hold on tight.

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ENGINE STARTS

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Don't forget me!

0:26:460:26:48

You look knackered.

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What are you doing?

0:27:090:27:11

Please? After all I've done for you?

0:27:110:27:14

Jean?

0:27:190:27:20

Jean?

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Jean?

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Jean!

0:27:280:27:29

Hello, Rox.

0:27:310:27:32

Alfie, you came!

0:27:340:27:36

-All right, Kat?

-All right?

0:27:370:27:39

Yeah.

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What?

0:27:430:27:44

What is it?

0:27:460:27:47

Jean?

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Jean! Jean, Jean, come here. Come here, Jean.

0:27:490:27:52

It's OK. I'm here, all right?

0:27:520:27:55

I'm back.

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