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ALARM SOUNDS | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
That's for deleting Top Gear. Night, babe. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
What do I do with this lot? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
I dunno. What you asking me for? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
You're the big cheese running the place. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Mo, is this what she does? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
You kidding? I've never seen her like this before. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
D'you know what? Just bin it, yeah? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
I want Jean arrested. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Forget about her, she's a no mark. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
I'm taking you shopping. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
For more elasticated pants? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
No, baby clothes. Little miniature midget clothes for small people. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Yeah, well, I think I'd rather have Jean locked up. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
No, no, I think that's just your hormones talking. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Since when does Janine Butcher get weirded out | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
by creepy little old birds? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Hi, Afia. Hi, Tam. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Not interested, Tam. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Guess what I'm going to do today? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Talk about babies and settling down and stuff? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Tam, grow up. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
No, not me, Afia. Because I want to go travelling with you. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:06 | |
Travelling? Yeah. What do you say to that? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
I can't not be with you, Afia. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
What about your mum? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
What about Mum? I'm going to tell her today. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Just one thing. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Mmm? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Don't do it with sock puppets. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Really? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
Smashing an alarm, I mean, that is a bit extreme. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Yes. You cannot let him get away with it. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
No, I'm not going to. Look. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Sorry, sorry, sorry | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Tyler's phone's just gone Double-Dutch. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
All right. One minute, Whit. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
WHISTLING | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Have you seen Tyler? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
-I'm not talking to you. -He left his phone. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Top Gear is sacred. All right? Sacred. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Wow! You really do need a hand, innit? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Why didn't you clear up this last night? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
-What are you, the health police? -All right, sorry. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
All right, girls, come on now, | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
let's put this energy into the tidying, yeah? Come on. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
So when's your dad getting back then, Lucy? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Next question. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
'Oh, hello, it's Mr Porter again. I just wanted to say | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
'I found the items... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
'you know, that I thought were missing. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
'Anyway. My mistake. Sorry.' | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
'End of messages. To delete messages, press delete.' | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
I loved playing boxes too. Better than the actual presents. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
Amy, come and help Mummy? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Right. Well... I'm off to work. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Well, mind the elephant in the room as you go, won't you? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-Sorry? -Look, teddy's over there. Go and get teddy. Good girl. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Sorry, but you're not going anywhere, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
until you explain yesterday. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
-I'm already late. -Jean! -What? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
What d'you mean "what?" | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Do you not remember what was sitting in your room? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
That wasn't me. Michael did that. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
You don't know what he's capable of. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
-Michael? -Yes. He's been doing things. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Jean, just give me the truth. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
I am telling you the truth. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
He keeps setting me up, he's done it before, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
he made me look like I'd broken into Janine's flat. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Oh, why would he do that? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
For the money, it's all about the money. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
He's trying to frame me, so that I look like I'm... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
-you know, I'm... -Well, it's working! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
So you do believe me? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Jean... | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Just... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
what've you done with the money? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
He's got it! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
You know what... You can't have spent it, right? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
You can't have spent it all. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-It's not like you've got a brand-new sports car outside. -Listen to me, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Michael has got the money! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Is it Sean? You've given it to Sean? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Cos he would SO know how to get it off of you. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
What's he given you, some great big sob story? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-No, you know I haven't seen Sean for years! -What we... | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
What I saw in that room, OK, what everybody saw, is not right. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
Yeah? You cannot do things like that. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
I am telling you the truth. It was Michael! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
D'you know something, Jean? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
I'm supposed to be holding the fort, and this is just way beyond me. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
Oh, well, I am so sorry for you! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Thank you so much for believing in me(!) | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Don't get angry with me, Jean. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-I'm going to work. -You're seriously going to step outside there? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Yes! Because there is nothing wrong with me! I am fine! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-I am! -Yeah. OK. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Just so you know, this is not what I signed up for. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
When you proposed to me, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
I was not saying yes to some undergraduate bum. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
Is that what you think students are? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
I know that's what they are. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
They get a sense of freedom and they're hanging off war memorials. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Well, bring it on. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
Don't even joke about it. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Zee, you know, it might be an idea to let people do | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
what they want every now and then. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Are you saying that I interfere? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Only with everything. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
This isn't a home, it's a dictatorship. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Right. So it's wrong to try and make everyone happy, is it? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Yes, but you're doing the opposite. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Someone has got to tell Tamwar how to go about things. The boy is clueless at the best of times. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
He's all grown up now, he's a man. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
He still needs me. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
And you, Mr Student, if you want me to stand by you, | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
you have to stand by me. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
I feel a song coming on. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Tamwar and Afia have got to put down roots, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
they've got to start a family. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
And you, Mr Student, if you want an education, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
you better start learning from me. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
What's this? Cake? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Yeah, what of it? You want a slice? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
I'll have a cup a tea, please. Hello, sweetheart. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
My phone's all mumbo jumbo. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
How am I supposed to sort it out if I can't understand the instructions? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
Why don't you take a language course or something, Ty? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
She'll help ya. Oi, Lauren, you've got GCSEs, ain't you? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Yes. But none of them were in phone repair. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Just sort it out for us, please? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Look, if you do not know languages | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
then it's not my fault that you're thick. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
I am not thick. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Hey, bruvver, let me have a look man. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
Oh, mate, I think that's Egyptian. Actually, it might be Russian. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Great. That means Whitney wins this round, then. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Is that's how it works? It's not a relationship, it's a boxing match. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
And I'm going to win. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Right. So what happens next then? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Eh? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
In Round Three? Thicko. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
All right. You ain't so clever yourself, you know. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Compared to you two, I really am. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
All right, well, why don't you prove it? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-Yeah, prove it. -Yeah. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
OK. We'll have a little competition. Girls versus apes. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:57 | |
Winner just gets to walk all over the losers. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
You'd better bring your friends, Lauren cos you're going to need 'em. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-All right. Lucy, you busy later? -What do you think? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-What's that? No friends? -Shame. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Tell you who you should invite. My Alice. She's a clever girl. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I will. Thank you, Uncle Derek. I will. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Uh, no offence Del, but what you helping her for? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
I've already got to apologise to Whit later | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
so I can get my phone sorted. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
You have gotta get a grip, son. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
You gotta stop fawning around her. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Fawn? Fawning? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
It's a baby deer and you know what we do with baby deers, don't ya? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
We eat 'em. Not because they're tasty but because we can. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
So you get back over there and you put her in her place | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
and keep her there. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Forget the tea. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
ENGINE SPUTTERS | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Stupid thing! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-We're not going around the world on that, are we? -You told her yet? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Uh...no. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Tam! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
I will, OK? I just haven't seen her, have I? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-You're single and middle aged Denise... -Here's your chance. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
..you're never busy. So I'm bringing Kamil round for 6pm. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
You'll be glad for the company. OK, bye. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Right, so it's all done. A romantic dinner for two. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Courtesy of your loving mother. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Listen, Mum... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Dinner's already cooking | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
and your father is attempting to choose the music. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-ENGINE STARTS -Afia? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
She heard about a trainer sale. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Yeah, it's 120. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
I've got to go. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
There we go, job done. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Polish, polish, polish, where does the morning go? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Pops...? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
You really are on another planet. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Jean, you can't just come waltzing in here. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
You could've got me locked up! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Look, I know what you're thinking, | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
but I didn't know that stuff was in my room. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
I swear. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Billy, on Stacey's life, I swear! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
-You lying, old cow. -Just get out. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you, because you're in on it. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
You need locking up! Billy, get her out. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Billy...it was them. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
And by the way, you're fired! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-And you're rehired. -Come on, Jean. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
Billy, it was them. I swear, I didn't know anything about it... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:30 | |
-Best you stay well away. Please. -Oh, please, Billy. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
ECHOING LAUGHTER | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
SOUNDS ECHO | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Need a ride somewhere? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Where you going? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Back off! Michael! Michael! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Don't ignore me. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
Not after what you've done. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Michael. Michael, please, please... | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Why are you doing this to me? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Sorry? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
You don't care do you? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Not even a flicker. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
You... | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
You're like a snake. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Poison. That's what you are. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
You can't say these things to me, Jean. We're friends. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
Oh, I'm stronger now. I am. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
You might think I'm a nobody, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
a nothing. But I am someone, Michael. I am. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Of course you are. Whoever said you weren't, Jean? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
I'm going to prove it was you. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
Sorry? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
All that stuff you put in my room. I'm going to prove it was you. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Just the missus... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
wondering where I am. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
She was going to have you arrested, by the way, till I intervened. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:17 | |
Told her it was just a blip. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
I won't stop until everyone knows about you, Michael. I won't. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:24 | |
I'd worry more about what they're going to learn about you. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
And that's coming from a really caring place. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
I was wrong about you. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
You're not fit to be anybody's son. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Tam. Your mum sent me. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Before you start, I am listening to you, and not her. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:58 | |
Really? | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
-Follow your dreams, that's what you said, so... -You sure? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Yep. We both want to get away, so... | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
That was close. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
She told me to go and give you some advice. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
How I've fathered four children and all that. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Yeah. Probably better that you're leaving. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Anyway, you can report back. And tell her what I've decided. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
Me? Isn't it better coming from you? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
What? Are we both that scared of her? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Probably. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
I love quizzes. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Yeah. And we are going to annihilate 'em, so... | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Come on, jump to it! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Luce, have a look? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Have a look, Luce. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-There you go. -What is this? -Ketchup. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
I've got this acquaintance, right, had a word, did a deal, | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
and there you go. All above board, of course. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
We've got our own supplier. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Yeah. But you've also got Bobby to look after and a cafe to run | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
so let me chip in. Eh? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Dad's got his own contacts. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
But he isn't here, is he? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
No. But he will be. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
When? There you go. Come on, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
I'm only trying to help out. Just doing my bit. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
Are we living in a ghost town? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Mo, what d'you want me to? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
D'you want me to stand outside and yell at people to come in? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
You'd better flaming do something, girl. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Jean! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
She was all right until you pitched up. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Why don't you just do something instead of standing there, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
having a dig at me all the time? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Come on, then. How was it out there? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
I warned you, didn't I? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
He said that it would help Alfie. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
What? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Michael. But now he's got my savings, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
Alfie's savings, the VAT money. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
The only person that he's helping is himself. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
OK. All right. Jean you just gotta stop this now. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-Kat and Alfie are going to hate me. -They're going to hate me, as well. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
that we go round there and we demand the money back. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
-You and me. -Jean. Jean, stop... | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-He'll listen to you, and we'll take Mo, as well. -Jean, | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
stop this now... Jean...! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
-Jean... -..and we will not leave until we get every single penny. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
JEAN! JEAN! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
Stop it! Do you understand me? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Nobody believes you! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
OK? Nobody! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
You'll look like a prince tonight. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Things are finally going our way, Tamwar. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Well, once I get used to being engaged to a student. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Bit by bit, we are getting back to who we are. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Yeah, I think I am too. Actually, I think I've already arrived. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
You see, I'm still getting things right, still giving good advice. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Not really. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Huh? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
The meal, and the romantic night, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
it's good and that, | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
OK... | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
but it...it's not us. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
It's not me and Afia. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
We're going to go round the world. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
You're such a joker. You joker. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
I'm being serious. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
It's what Afia... It's what we both want. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
-So... -I see. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
I mean, Dad said it was OK. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Your father knew about this? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
He's got a point, Mum. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
I'm sure he does. Mas! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
So you two, you're doing your own thing. Right? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-Is that so wrong? -No. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
No? OK. So you're OK with it? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
No, not remotely. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
It's OK, you know, you two just... | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
-you don't need me any more, so... -That's not what we're saying! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
No, that makes me pretty redundant. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
So I will just back away, into a corner somewhere... | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-Mum. -Zee. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
..and I will do MY own thing. I'll find my own space. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
You know, it'll give me a chance to do something for myself. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
The boy is allowed to grow up. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Yes. And you are allowed to be a schoolboy again. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
It's like some bad body swap comedy. It's just... | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
And look at us all laughing. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
All I'm saying is Jean's had her problems in the past. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Newsflash - she's still got 'em. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Well, we should be trying to help her. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
Pops, seriously you're going soft. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
You could be visiting me in juvee right now, you know. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
So you're clever then, yeah? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
-I got a few GCSEs. -Yes! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Lucy, you sure that you're not around later? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
I said no, I mean no. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
C'mon Lucy, we need you. We could beat 'em. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
I'm not interested. | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
-We came in specially. -Well, you wasted your time. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
We're not going to ask you again, Lucy. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Good. I've got stuff to do so run along. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-Thought my dad was helping you? -Who are you again? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Dunno why I bother. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
You're still a great mum. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
And you let Shabnam go travelling. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
I want you here. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
But it's like you say, Zee, I'm the big kid now. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
Me and Kamil, we need you. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
And I'm going to keep a video diary, OK? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
I'll put it online, it'll be like I'm in the room, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
although if there's a mountain in the background it might not quite work. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
But... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
So you're going to leave me here with him? Thanks, Tam. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:51 | |
Oh, Zee... | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
-Careful. -Thank you, babe. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Beer please, Rox. Jean all right? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
And what is "all right", exactly? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-Married Kate. -Prince William! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-Umm... -Come on! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-Poker face, poker face. -Lady Gaga! -That's it, that's it. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
My first name... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-Whitney Houston! -Yes! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-Times up! -Right, how many you got? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
-How many? -12. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
12? 12? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
It's your turn. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
What's your name again? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Alice. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
All right then Alice, get ready for a spanking. Ready boys? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
Derek's daughter. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
When I say spanking, I didn't... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
I don't mind. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
Easy bruv! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
I mean, I don't mind you saying... | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Awkward! -Anyway, OK go! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Hold on. That's not fair, that's not fair, start again, start again... | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
he's um...side burns... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
How much stuff does a baby need? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
I'm Mr Style. My girl's going to be the same as me. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
-Billy, will you take this lot home for me, please? -Me? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
-I am with child. -You're on the pay roll, Bill. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
How dare you... | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
-How dare we what? -No, no, no. I'm not having this... | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
That's mine. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Jean? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
All those things. They belong to me. My money paid for those. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Jean... | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
Tell them, Michael. Tell them how you took it from me. Go on. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Jean, what are you doing? Jean! What are you doing? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Come on. Where's the money? Where's my money? Where is it? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
Jean? Jean, what you playing at? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
-No, I want what's mine! -Calm down... | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
-All this is mine! My money paid for this. -What you doing? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
All my savings! Alfie's money! Gone! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
And if this is what I can have for it, | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
-this is what I'm having! -JEAN! SHUT UP! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
I don't want that woman within a mile of me. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Michael... Please tell them what you did. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
-C'mon darling, let's get you home. -Billy... | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Please? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
..retrieve my goods. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
JEAN SOBS | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Well? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Pick a country. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
You told her? You actually told her? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Yeah. And without a puppet show. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
-So she's going to let you go? -Yep. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
And listen, I've got it all planned. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Because once we've been around the world, and done all that, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
we can still come back here and pick up where we left off. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Y'know, it's just an idea but once you've got it all out of your system, | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
maybe Mum's idea about starting a family won't seem so weird. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Who knows? This could be perfect. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Don't do this to me, Tam. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Don't do what? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
Don't be that person. Please. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
It's like a teeny weeny country trapped inside another country. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
It's full of Italians! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
Sicily! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
Oh, come on. You must know that? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
I can't think straight. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Neither can I, what was that between Michael and Jean? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
I know, but time is ticking, boys, all right. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
So come on, it's where the Pope does his thing. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Yeah, yeah, Alfie... Never mind that, OK, I need you. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
I really do. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Shall we go speed dating? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Pretend we've never met... | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
..and we've got 30 seconds to get to know each other. OK? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
OK, I'll go first. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
OK. Hi. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
My name's Tam... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
..and I'm just trying to make everyone happy. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
But most of all I'm trying to make this girl I know happy. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
And to do that, I need to be myself | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
and not who I think she wants me to be. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
If I can work out what that is. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
I thought it was being a restaurateur... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
..thought maybe being a good son... | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
..being a father. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
But none of those work for her. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Things have changed. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
She's changed. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
And I need her to tell me how I can get her back. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
TIMER SOUNDS | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Anyway, that's me. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Now it's your turn. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Afia? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Rules are, you've got to say something. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
TIMER SOUNDS | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Time's up, Tam. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
VACUUM CLEANER | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
What time we gotta get up tomorrow? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
Early. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Derek's going to kill me. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Derek? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
Yeah. He gave me some woman advice. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Oh, right. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Thing is, Tyler, you fawn around Whitney. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
It's a baby deer, a fawn, and we eat baby deers. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
Well, come here and be a DEER, and give me a kiss. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-Was that a deer?! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
You know, even if you're standing still, | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
you're still going at thousands of miles an hour. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
So you don't have to go anywhere, really. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
Well, if I keep travelling, then chances are | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
I'll come back this way again. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
So you never know. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
But don't stand staring out that window for years. All right? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
-As if I'd do that. -You would. -I know. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
You're not coming back, are you? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Afia? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
I love you, too. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
ENGINE SPUTTERS | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
Hold on tight. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Don't forget me! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
You look knackered. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
What are you doing? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Please? After all I've done for you? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Jean? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
Jean? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Jean? | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Jean! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
Hello, Rox. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
Alfie, you came! | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
-All right, Kat? -All right? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
What? | 0:27:43 | 0:27:44 | |
What is it? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
Jean? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
Jean! Jean, Jean, come here. Come here, Jean. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
It's OK. I'm here, all right? | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
I'm back. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
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