02/07/2012 EastEnders


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Max, heads up!

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-Oh, look at them skills!

-Max, over here. Go on!

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What's the matter with you?

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Men and balls, eh?

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This ain't going to work, you know.

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I've got to do something, Kat. Come on, Raymundo, keep it up!

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THEY CHEER

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Having a kick-about on the square is one thing,

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but getting that lot to sign up for an actual team...

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They're buzzing out there now.

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You watch, come lunchtime, queuing up to put their name down on here.

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You've been trying to get this team together for over two weeks now.

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-Oh, and you reckon you could do better, do you?

-Well, I couldn't do worse.

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-Cobblers.

-I'm going to prove it to you. I'm taking over.

-What you on about?

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-You've had your chance. It's my turn now.

-Oh, you reckon, do you? Hey!

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< That's it. Harry...

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Lovely. Here you are, Derek!

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Go on, son. On me 'ead!

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-What do you want, Joey?

-Can't stay away?

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-Not very good, are you?

-I haven't played for years.

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I wasn't talking football.

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-See, that's what I like about you, always with the quick reply.

-Joey?

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Gran's coming for tea.

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What, here?

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No, it's the last place she'd come. 4 o'clock, at home. Be there, yeah?

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Let me down if you want, but...not an old girl.

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-You don't know for sure that this was down to Jay.

-Who else could it have been?

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No-one else knows.

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"Information received," the police said. Come on, Pops, work it out. I have.

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So, what now, eh? What are you going to do?

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Go marching round there, shout the odds? Deck him?

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-Maybe.

-'Bout time you started thinking of this little one.

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I am thinking of her!

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And d'you know what? I could actually lose her cos of this.

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Oi, oi, easy, easy, easy! Come on, come on, come on, come on.

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Hey, Sasha, Sasha, Sasha...

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Got me in enough trouble last time.

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-Basketball?

-Yeah, but that was an accident, though, innit?

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It doesn't matter what it was.

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I took the blame for you and now I've got to work it off.

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Not much work being done so far.

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-It's really dusty in there.

-Stay out here, then.

-Yeah?

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As long as you like - I'm thinking "outside display".

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Tempt the passing punters to stop and take a look,

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and when you've stacked that box there's another four indoors.

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This is supposed to be study time.

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I could be down the library.

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He's not interested in you, not really.

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-He's just using you to get at me.

-Maybe he's changed.

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Alice, he's never even sent you a birthday card before.

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Yeah, OK, and he sent you one every year...

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Yeah, and we all know why - just playing games.

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So why's Gran coming over all of a sudden?

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-She going to pile on the pressure too?

-Today was her idea, not mine.

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That shop across the road sells cakes, don't it?

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4 o'clock.

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So, he got you your money back, did he?

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-Er, yeah, a bit.

-And why would he do that?

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Because he's a nice guy.

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Oh. No other reason, no?

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-Such as?

-Such as...he really fancies you.

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How should I know?

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Well, you know.

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Yeah, you know, you always know.

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Well, he hasn't made a move, if that's what you mean.

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-That's a shame.

-What?

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-Because YOU blatantly fancy him as well.

-Yeah, who said that?

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-You don't have to.

-It's written all over your face.

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-You all right, Jack?

-Yeah. You?

-Yeah. You look like you're putting on weight?

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-Do what?

-I'm not surprised, really, pigging out on that rotten muck every day.

-Oh, I see.

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You got the Vic doing breakfasts now, in't you?

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You're out trying to drum up some trade.

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I'm not trying to drum up anything.

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-You fling around insults for the sake of it?

-I'm not insulting you.

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You just called me fat.

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No, I said you look like you're piling on a few extra pounds,

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-but I know a great way to burn 'em off.

-Oh, yeah, sounds interesting.

-Mmm.

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Football.

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Hold your breath, already had the hard sell from Alfie.

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-This is from me, not that muppet.

-No, he's been trying to sign me up to that team of his for days.

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-Nah, nah. It's not his team. It's my team. I've taken over.

-Really?

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I'm in charge of everything - team tactics, oranges at half-time -

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might even throw in the odd rub-down if you play really well, yeah?

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The list is in the Vic if you fancy putting your name down.

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Well, offers like that, you might have a fair few takers.

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Oh, I'd get in quick, then.

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CHEERING ON LAPTOP

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-Rugby.

-What?

-That's where it is.

-Where what is?

-The torch.

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Rugby.

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It's making its way all the way up to Leicester today.

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You should come and have a look,

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there's some right characters taking it on.

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Look, Lo...

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..there is no point in you just sitting here, brooding, all right?

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It ain't going to solve nothing.

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I was thinking, maybe we could go out, do something...?

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No, you're right.

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What?

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No point at all.

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Oh. I thought maybe we could go down the park.

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-No, I should be doing something about this.

-What?

-Ta, Pops.

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-Lola?

-Really, really good advice.

-No, no... Where are you going?

-To get some answers.

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-Oh, so you are going to kick off, then?

-Well, it depends on the answers.

-Lola, what have I told you?

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This isn't just about you any more.

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You get in any more trouble, what's going to happen to the little one?

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I don't plan on getting in any more trouble.

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You didn't plan on getting caught with the last lot.

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Well, I need to know who it was.

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-I thought you didn't care.

-I didn't, but if someone did you wrong, wouldn't you want to know who?

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-What difference does it make?

-A big difference. What if it's someone that I thought was a mate?

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Oh, right, so if it was Jay, then what?

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-Then I want him to look me in the eye and tell me.

-And?

-Tell me the truth.

-And then what?

-Then nothing.

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-What, that's it?

-Yeah.

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You're just going to turn round and walk away?

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No, he will, feeling this small.

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-And that's it?

-It is.

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Fair enough. I suppose he's got it coming to him.

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-Yeah, he does, for starters anyway.

-Hey! Lola!

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-So, someone in the frame?

-Yeah. You know that kid, Lola, don't you?

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-How'd the Old Bill get onto her?

-That is the sixty-four-thousand dollar question.

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-I've got work to do, so...

-Do you need a hand?

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-Why, are you offering?

-No, not personally.

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-Nah, didn't think so.

-My Joey's at a loose end, though.

-Oh, yeah?

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-I didn't know he was looking for work.

-He ain't, not yet, but he's spending more time round here,

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-so he might as well earn a few bob while he's at it.

-Del, I ain't got a few bob, not to spare anyway.

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Anyway, is he going to be all right with you asking about?

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-I thought he didn't want nothing to do with you?

-Families, innit?

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You know what they're like.

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Always more than meets the eye. You missed a bit. All right, Michael?

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-Yeah, all right.

-How's Janine and the baby?

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-Yeah, you know, Janine's being discharged today, so...

-Oh, that's good.

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-Yeah.

-Send 'em my regards.

-Will do.

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Has he had a personality transplant or something?

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Oh, no, he's playing at being a caring dad, I think.

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-How's everything? All right?

-Yeah, you know...

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-You back to business?

-Yeah, a bit of business, then back to the hospital.

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Cheers.

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< KNOCK ON DOOR

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-What do you want?

-Not you.

-Not anyone in this house.

-Hiding, is he?

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-He ain't down the Arches.

-If you're talking about Jay,

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-he's gone to get some parts.

-I've got a message for him.

-I'll pass it on.

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I'd rather deliver it in person. I don't care what you or Pops has to say.

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Should have expected this, I suppose - all grasses are cowards.

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-Jay ain't a grass.

-So how did they get onto me?

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Deserved it too, after what you did, but it weren't Jay.

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-He told you that, did he?

-He didn't need to.

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-You'd work that out if you had half a brain.

-How did the Old Bill find out?

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Ta-ra.

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-You're mates with the market boys, ain't you?

-Some of them.

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Well, have a word with them, that's what I'm saying.

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You know, bend their arms a bit - if that don't work, break a few.

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-Actually, Kat, you know what? To be honest...

-What?

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-Don't you tell me you're backing out?

-Look, I don't really have time

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-for all of this.

-It's just a few matches. Maybe a bit of training.

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Exactly - matches, training.

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-I've got a full-time job in case you hadn't noticed.

-It's good exercise.

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Like I don't do enough running around here all day.

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Not that you need a lot of training, seeing as you're pretty fit already.

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So, what, you calling me fit?

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Come on, Ray, this'd be the making of the Vic, eh?

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It won't only be the footballers that'd be in here,

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it'd be all the supporters as well.

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Think about it, all them new punters sampling your grub.

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So this is a kind of work thing, then?

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Mmm. Exactly.

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All right, so if this is a work thing, yeah,

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and I spend my time playing, matches and training,

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then that'd be work too, then, yeah?

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I'm not paying you for playing if that's what you mean.

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All right, all right, all right,

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but you could give me some time off in lieu, though, couldn't you,

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IF I decide to keep my mind on all this

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AND I have a word with some of the boys on the market?

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See, the thing is,

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-there's this exhibition that I wanted to take Sasha to next week...

-All right.

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All right, deal.

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All right. Well, if that be the case, you'd better put Winston down.

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I spoke to him earlier on, he said he was well up for it.

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Alfie...another player for the team.

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Easy, Sash. You all right? Want a hand?

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Done enough damage, haven't you?

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Yeah, well, that's why I'm offering, innit, to make it up to you?

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So, er, where do... where do these go?

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What, here?

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Walking disaster area, you two.

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Pick 'em up.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Do me a favour - next time you decide to help, don't.

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Well, how about I buy you some lunch, then, instead?

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-Probably give me food poisoning.

-McKlunky's, yeah, on me?

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Anything you like.

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Yeah. OK, then.

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OK, then.

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You all right, Joey?

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Give me a hand pushing this, will you?

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Cheers.

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Not quite as fit as I used to be.

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Never were, from what I remember.

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You're still as mouthy, though, ain't you?

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Phwoar, I would... if I wasn't with Tyler, obviously.

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-Yeah.

-Wouldn't you?

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-He's my cousin.

-What if he weren't your cousin?

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No, that's disgusting!

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I said if, Lauren, if?

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-Maybe.

-You would.

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THEY GIGGLE

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I'm sorry I can't help you out, by the way.

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-Eh?

-Well, it's like I was telling your old man,

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there's plenty of work to go round, just not enough money.

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Thanks again, yeah?

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Well, they're hardly in the first flush of youth, are they?

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I'll take anyone right now, just so long as they've got two arms,

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two legs and don't have a bus pass.

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You know what you need? You need a real man,

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someone who knows what they're doing.

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Anyone particular in mind?

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-Well, there's no-one on that list.

-Beggars can't be choosers.

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Why be a beggar at all when the answer's right under your nose?

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If you mean you, you really do need help.

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Me? No, I was thinking of my boy, Joey. He's always been handy round a football.

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-D'you think he'll be interested?

-Ask him.

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Why don't you?

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It's always better coming from a lady.

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That motormouth Lola was bending my ear earlier on.

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She's been leaving me messages all morning.

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-Reckons it's all down to you grassing her up.

-I wouldn't grass her up.

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Well, someone did.

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-I told Max, and I only told him so he'd keep shtoom.

-So what happened?

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-Change his mind, did he?

-That sound like Max to you?

-Who else, then?

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Look, I've been thinking, and yes, I know it's unusual,

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but I was thinking how I can help you out.

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Like you just did with them books(?)

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Look, your dad's been saying you've got to do this work experience thing.

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Don't remind me. I'll probably end up stacking shelves in some awful supermarket somewhere.

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But that's what you're doing anyway. Well, not in a supermarket,

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-but in a shop, yeah?

-I don't understand.

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Why don't you tell your school that you're doing your work experience early

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at the charity shop, and then maybe, that way, you will not have to do it any more?

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-That's your idea of helping, is it?

-Well, at least you get something out of it, innit?

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I want to do something exciting on work experience,

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something worthwhile, something that will stretch me,

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that might actually get me somewhere.

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I don't just want to waste my time on something that doesn't matter.

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-Don't you understand anything?

-OK, ladies, these are two kebabs here, one with chips and salad,

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-and one with the hot, hot, hot sauce for Kimmy.

-Thank you.

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-Looking hot in pink.

-SHE LAUGHS

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I understand one thing.

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You fancy him, don't you?

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No.

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-Course you do.

-Rubbish.

-Come on.

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-He's a nice boy.

-For goodness' sake!

-You're a lovely looking girl.

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For the last time, I do not fancy Fat Boy.

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Um...drinks?

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Yeah, I'll have a drink. Yeah, let's have drinks.

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-Oh, OK, enjoy.

-Thank you.

-That's all right.

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-Oi, where have you been?

-Keep your hair on.

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-I ain't been getting in any trouble.

-You don't have to - trouble's already here.

-What?

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Oh!

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Look, he turned up about a half hour ago.

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I got your social worker here,

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so just let her do all the talking, yeah?

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What now, eh? I've answered all your questions. I wasn't there.

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I don't know anything about any car,

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and I don't care what any dirty little grass has been whispering in your ear either.

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We have evidence to suggest that you were at the scene of the crime.

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So? I've been looking at a few motors lately.

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-Pops has been teaching me to drive, ain't you, Pops?

-At 15?

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-I'm advanced for my age.

-We'll need to go to the station to answer any further questions, Lola.

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-What's happening?

-You should know.

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-Come on, Bill.

-They've charged her.

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They've found her dabs all over the car lot.

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OK, maybe this one wasn't down to you.

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-Yeah, it weren't.

-All right.

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You tell whoever shopped her, this ain't a joke.

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This lot are talking youth court, the works,

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and OK, maybe she shouldn't have done what she did,

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but so what? Max is going to lose a little bit of business.

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She could lose everything cos of this.

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ENGINE STARTS

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Just can't seem to do right for doing wrong.

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-Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood. It ain't easy.

-I ain't a parent.

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-Ray is.

-I know,

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and if I still want to keep seeing him, yadda, yadda, yadda...

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Listen, just save the lecture, I already got it from my sis, all right?

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You're going to have to find some way to connect to her.

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Oh, I connect with her.

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I put my foot in it every time I open up my gob.

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I keep winding her up for no reason. I don't know why.

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Maybe you should find out what's important to her,

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-what she's interested in.

-Yeah? I tried that earlier in McKlunky's,

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-and that did not go down very well.

-McKlunky's?

-Ah!

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She's interested in dance, but you mean like important things, innit?

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Like schoolwork?

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Maths, science and stuff like that, innit?

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-I did say it wasn't going to be easy.

-Yeah.

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-Football?

-Yeah, or are you more of a chess man or dominoes?

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-I play a bit, yeah.

-All right, then, play for us, your local team.

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-This ain't my local.

-Oh, I thought...

-What?

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Someone been bending your ear about me, have they, someone like my old man?

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Yeah, I'll take that as a yes, shall I?

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-I'm just looking for a few likely lads.

-Oh, yeah.

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-He put my name in the frame, did he?

-Maybe he thought you'd enjoy it, a bit of fun.

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-Don't know him too well, do you?

-Don't have a go at me.

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Ah! So, just the one name, then? Not having much luck, are you, darling?

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-There's Max.

-No, hold on. Max's name is not on the list, is it?

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-But it will be. ..You all right, Max?

-All right, Kat?

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What can I get you?

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Just an orange juice, please.

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-You're off the hook.

-What?

-The police have just arrested Lola,

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found her fingerprints all over the car lot.

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-You don't look too surprised.

-Well, nothing that one does surprises me.

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-Is that the only reason?

-Look, I can't get into trouble, and you know that.

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-I ain't going to risk losing Bobby. It's me or her.

-That's not the point...

-And I choose me.

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What would you do?

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No, I was just checking, that's all. Yeah.

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Yeah, my mistake.

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Seen Derek?

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-Not since this morning.

-Only I need a word.

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Just spoke to Gran, though.

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She knows nothing about coming for tea tonight,

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probably because she's not, is she?

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What's the idea, Joey?

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Get me home, lock the doors, barricade the windows?

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Get a life.

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Coffee, please.

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All right?

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Things are looking good, then? I've just been talking to Max.

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Yeah, yeah. Touch and go.

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So fragile, aren't they?

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Yeah.

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You feel...helpless.

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Yeah.

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Do me a favour, Kat, when am I going to find the time to play football?

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-Yeah, Jack said you'd be chicken.

-Been twisting his arm an' all?

-Didn't need to.

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-He jumped at it.

-He ain't got a flaming wedding to sort out, has he?

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Ooh, you make it sound like it's a chore.

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I didn't mean it like that.

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-Should be fun, shouldn't it? Planning your big day an' all that?

-Yeah, it is.

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I mean, I know it's your second time round and that, but still.

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No, it's just Tanya, innit?

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She's had a rough time, it's bound to have some effect.

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By the sounds of it, it hasn't been a barrel of laughs for you either.

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You know what I need, don't you?

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-A good old work-out on some muddy football pitch somewhere.

-That's it.

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You can work off those frustrations.

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I didn't say anything about any frustrations.

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Maybe I can recognise the signs.

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Is that right?

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Is what right?

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Looking for work?

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Not you as well.

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What's that?

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Been asking you too, has he? My interfering old man?

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No, I'm the last person your old man would come to for a favour.

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-Sounds like you don't really like him very much.

-Not exactly, no.

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If you want to hack him off, I could do with some help behind the bar.

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He might play games...

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I don't.

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-What happened?

-In court, Tuesday.

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-Social worker says I should just plead guilty, get it over and done with.

-So, what,

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you're just going to roll over?

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-I'm bang to rights anyway, so what's the point?

-And what'll happen then?

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-It's up to the magistrates. Come on.

-They wouldn't...

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Don't matter what they do, does it? Too late.

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Listen, it weren't me, all right? You know that, don't you?

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Don't matter who it was, does it? Not now.

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Lo.

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Oh, I've had another idea.

0:23:260:23:28

Oh, no.

0:23:280:23:29

Now, about this work experience thing you've got to do, yeah?

0:23:290:23:32

-Not again!

-Listen, I've got this mate,

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now he's a regular little brainbox, and he works in a hospital.

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Now I know that you're really interested in blood and gore

0:23:380:23:41

-and all that kind of stuff, yeah?

-A hospital?

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-Yeah.

-As in a real-life, working hospital...

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Yes.

0:23:470:23:49

..with doctors and nurses and all that?

0:23:490:23:51

-Yeah, and he's not a porter, if that's what you're getting at.

-You mean he's an actual doctor?

0:23:510:23:56

Yeah, well, sort of. You see, he doesn't actually work with, like, live patients...

0:23:560:24:02

-What, you mean he's in forensics?

-Into what?

-But that's my favourite field.

0:24:020:24:08

-I know!

-And you could get me to work with him?

0:24:080:24:11

-I could ask.

-That would be fantastic!

-Yeah.

0:24:110:24:15

-Alfie?

-Hm?

-Look at this.

0:24:200:24:21

Ooh!

0:24:230:24:25

Well, Harry Redknapp, how did you do it?

0:24:250:24:27

Must be my natural charm...

0:24:270:24:29

Got them queueing up to play, ain't you?

0:24:290:24:31

-..or the free oranges at half-time.

-Jack, Max, most of the lads from the market.

0:24:310:24:35

Alfie, what can I say? You've either got it or you ain't.

0:24:350:24:38

I have and you ain't.

0:24:380:24:40

That's right, innit? Only there's one problem.

0:24:400:24:43

-What problem?

-One minute we ain't got enough, now we've got too many.

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Seems to me you're going to have to disappoint a few players.

0:24:470:24:50

HE LAUGHS

0:24:500:24:51

Doing it again, ain't you, hm? Playing games?

0:24:560:25:01

-I don't know what you're talking about.

-Do me a favour, Derek.

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Everywhere I've been today, it's all I've had, YOU,

0:25:040:25:06

in me face, talking to Max about me,

0:25:060:25:08

even talking to the landlady of this place about me.

0:25:080:25:11

-What makes you think I'm playing games?

-Where you're concerned, everything always is.

0:25:110:25:15

-Maybe I'm just trying to find out what's on offer for you.

-Because?

0:25:150:25:19

-Build some bridges.

-It's a bit late for that, innit?

0:25:190:25:21

-Well, that's what I'm trying to find out.

-Yeah, well, don't try!

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Just ask...and I'll tell you.

0:25:240:25:28

Yeah...it is too late.

0:25:280:25:31

You know, I thought with you being a little bit older, we might be able to...

0:25:320:25:35

What, that I'd check my brain out, like my sister?

0:25:350:25:38

You're just doing what you've always done - trying to pull the wool over my eyes,

0:25:380:25:41

trying to convince me that you're not a slimy toad no more.

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It's pathetic.

0:25:450:25:47

You know, I don't know why I bother.

0:25:490:25:51

Finally learnt your lesson, have you?

0:25:510:25:52

Like you said yourself, I've got my daughter here.

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Don't count on it.

0:25:550:25:57

-She's here, ain't she?

-Don't get too used to that.

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You never was worth bothering about.

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Cos I saw through you?

0:26:040:26:06

My little Alice, she's an angel...

0:26:060:26:10

whereas you,

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you're just the runt of the litter.

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You got a minute?

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That offer of yours...

0:26:300:26:31

Looks like I might need to stick around for a bit.

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So I reckon it'll suit me down to the ground.

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Good.

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