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Max, heads up! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
-Oh, look at them skills! -Max, over here. Go on! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
What's the matter with you? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Men and balls, eh? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
This ain't going to work, you know. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
I've got to do something, Kat. Come on, Raymundo, keep it up! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Having a kick-about on the square is one thing, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
but getting that lot to sign up for an actual team... | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
They're buzzing out there now. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
You watch, come lunchtime, queuing up to put their name down on here. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
You've been trying to get this team together for over two weeks now. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
-Oh, and you reckon you could do better, do you? -Well, I couldn't do worse. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-Cobblers. -I'm going to prove it to you. I'm taking over. -What you on about? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
-You've had your chance. It's my turn now. -Oh, you reckon, do you? Hey! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
< That's it. Harry... | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Lovely. Here you are, Derek! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Go on, son. On me 'ead! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-What do you want, Joey? -Can't stay away? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-Not very good, are you? -I haven't played for years. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
I wasn't talking football. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
-See, that's what I like about you, always with the quick reply. -Joey? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Gran's coming for tea. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
What, here? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
No, it's the last place she'd come. 4 o'clock, at home. Be there, yeah? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:56 | |
Let me down if you want, but...not an old girl. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-You don't know for sure that this was down to Jay. -Who else could it have been? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
No-one else knows. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
"Information received," the police said. Come on, Pops, work it out. I have. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
So, what now, eh? What are you going to do? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Go marching round there, shout the odds? Deck him? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-Maybe. -'Bout time you started thinking of this little one. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I am thinking of her! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
And d'you know what? I could actually lose her cos of this. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Oi, oi, easy, easy, easy! Come on, come on, come on, come on. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Hey, Sasha, Sasha, Sasha... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Got me in enough trouble last time. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
-Basketball? -Yeah, but that was an accident, though, innit? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
It doesn't matter what it was. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I took the blame for you and now I've got to work it off. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Not much work being done so far. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
-It's really dusty in there. -Stay out here, then. -Yeah? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
As long as you like - I'm thinking "outside display". | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
Tempt the passing punters to stop and take a look, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
and when you've stacked that box there's another four indoors. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
This is supposed to be study time. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I could be down the library. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
He's not interested in you, not really. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
-He's just using you to get at me. -Maybe he's changed. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Alice, he's never even sent you a birthday card before. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Yeah, OK, and he sent you one every year... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Yeah, and we all know why - just playing games. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
So why's Gran coming over all of a sudden? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
-She going to pile on the pressure too? -Today was her idea, not mine. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
That shop across the road sells cakes, don't it? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
4 o'clock. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
So, he got you your money back, did he? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Er, yeah, a bit. -And why would he do that? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Because he's a nice guy. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Oh. No other reason, no? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-Such as? -Such as...he really fancies you. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
How should I know? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
Well, you know. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Yeah, you know, you always know. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Well, he hasn't made a move, if that's what you mean. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
-That's a shame. -What? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-Because YOU blatantly fancy him as well. -Yeah, who said that? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
-You don't have to. -It's written all over your face. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-You all right, Jack? -Yeah. You? -Yeah. You look like you're putting on weight? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
-Do what? -I'm not surprised, really, pigging out on that rotten muck every day. -Oh, I see. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
You got the Vic doing breakfasts now, in't you? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
You're out trying to drum up some trade. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I'm not trying to drum up anything. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
-You fling around insults for the sake of it? -I'm not insulting you. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
You just called me fat. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
No, I said you look like you're piling on a few extra pounds, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
-but I know a great way to burn 'em off. -Oh, yeah, sounds interesting. -Mmm. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
Football. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Hold your breath, already had the hard sell from Alfie. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-This is from me, not that muppet. -No, he's been trying to sign me up to that team of his for days. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
-Nah, nah. It's not his team. It's my team. I've taken over. -Really? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
I'm in charge of everything - team tactics, oranges at half-time - | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
might even throw in the odd rub-down if you play really well, yeah? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
The list is in the Vic if you fancy putting your name down. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Well, offers like that, you might have a fair few takers. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh, I'd get in quick, then. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
CHEERING ON LAPTOP | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
-Rugby. -What? -That's where it is. -Where what is? -The torch. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
Rugby. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
It's making its way all the way up to Leicester today. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
You should come and have a look, | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
there's some right characters taking it on. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Look, Lo... | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
..there is no point in you just sitting here, brooding, all right? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
It ain't going to solve nothing. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
I was thinking, maybe we could go out, do something...? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
No, you're right. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
What? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
No point at all. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Oh. I thought maybe we could go down the park. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
-No, I should be doing something about this. -What? -Ta, Pops. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:53 | |
-Lola? -Really, really good advice. -No, no... Where are you going? -To get some answers. | 0:06:53 | 0:07:00 | |
-Oh, so you are going to kick off, then? -Well, it depends on the answers. -Lola, what have I told you? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
This isn't just about you any more. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
You get in any more trouble, what's going to happen to the little one? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
I don't plan on getting in any more trouble. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
You didn't plan on getting caught with the last lot. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Well, I need to know who it was. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-I thought you didn't care. -I didn't, but if someone did you wrong, wouldn't you want to know who? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
-What difference does it make? -A big difference. What if it's someone that I thought was a mate? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh, right, so if it was Jay, then what? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-Then I want him to look me in the eye and tell me. -And? -Tell me the truth. -And then what? -Then nothing. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:30 | |
-What, that's it? -Yeah. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
You're just going to turn round and walk away? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
No, he will, feeling this small. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
-And that's it? -It is. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Fair enough. I suppose he's got it coming to him. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Yeah, he does, for starters anyway. -Hey! Lola! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
-So, someone in the frame? -Yeah. You know that kid, Lola, don't you? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-How'd the Old Bill get onto her? -That is the sixty-four-thousand dollar question. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
-I've got work to do, so... -Do you need a hand? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Why, are you offering? -No, not personally. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
-Nah, didn't think so. -My Joey's at a loose end, though. -Oh, yeah? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
-I didn't know he was looking for work. -He ain't, not yet, but he's spending more time round here, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
-so he might as well earn a few bob while he's at it. -Del, I ain't got a few bob, not to spare anyway. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:27 | |
Anyway, is he going to be all right with you asking about? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-I thought he didn't want nothing to do with you? -Families, innit? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
You know what they're like. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Always more than meets the eye. You missed a bit. All right, Michael? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
-Yeah, all right. -How's Janine and the baby? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
-Yeah, you know, Janine's being discharged today, so... -Oh, that's good. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
-Yeah. -Send 'em my regards. -Will do. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Has he had a personality transplant or something? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Oh, no, he's playing at being a caring dad, I think. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
-How's everything? All right? -Yeah, you know... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-You back to business? -Yeah, a bit of business, then back to the hospital. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Cheers. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
< KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-What do you want? -Not you. -Not anyone in this house. -Hiding, is he? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
-He ain't down the Arches. -If you're talking about Jay, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-he's gone to get some parts. -I've got a message for him. -I'll pass it on. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
I'd rather deliver it in person. I don't care what you or Pops has to say. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Should have expected this, I suppose - all grasses are cowards. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
-Jay ain't a grass. -So how did they get onto me? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Deserved it too, after what you did, but it weren't Jay. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-He told you that, did he? -He didn't need to. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-You'd work that out if you had half a brain. -How did the Old Bill find out? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Ta-ra. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
-You're mates with the market boys, ain't you? -Some of them. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Well, have a word with them, that's what I'm saying. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
You know, bend their arms a bit - if that don't work, break a few. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-Actually, Kat, you know what? To be honest... -What? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
-Don't you tell me you're backing out? -Look, I don't really have time | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-for all of this. -It's just a few matches. Maybe a bit of training. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Exactly - matches, training. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-I've got a full-time job in case you hadn't noticed. -It's good exercise. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Like I don't do enough running around here all day. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Not that you need a lot of training, seeing as you're pretty fit already. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
So, what, you calling me fit? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Come on, Ray, this'd be the making of the Vic, eh? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
It won't only be the footballers that'd be in here, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
it'd be all the supporters as well. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Think about it, all them new punters sampling your grub. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:41 | |
So this is a kind of work thing, then? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Mmm. Exactly. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
All right, so if this is a work thing, yeah, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
and I spend my time playing, matches and training, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
then that'd be work too, then, yeah? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
I'm not paying you for playing if that's what you mean. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
All right, all right, all right, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
but you could give me some time off in lieu, though, couldn't you, | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
IF I decide to keep my mind on all this | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
AND I have a word with some of the boys on the market? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
See, the thing is, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-there's this exhibition that I wanted to take Sasha to next week... -All right. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
All right, deal. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
All right. Well, if that be the case, you'd better put Winston down. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
I spoke to him earlier on, he said he was well up for it. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Alfie...another player for the team. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Easy, Sash. You all right? Want a hand? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:45 | |
Done enough damage, haven't you? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Yeah, well, that's why I'm offering, innit, to make it up to you? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
So, er, where do... where do these go? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
What, here? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Walking disaster area, you two. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Pick 'em up. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Sorry. Sorry. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Do me a favour - next time you decide to help, don't. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
Well, how about I buy you some lunch, then, instead? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
-Probably give me food poisoning. -McKlunky's, yeah, on me? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:29 | |
Anything you like. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Yeah. OK, then. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
OK, then. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
You all right, Joey? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
Give me a hand pushing this, will you? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Cheers. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Not quite as fit as I used to be. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Never were, from what I remember. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
You're still as mouthy, though, ain't you? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Phwoar, I would... if I wasn't with Tyler, obviously. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
-Yeah. -Wouldn't you? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-He's my cousin. -What if he weren't your cousin? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
No, that's disgusting! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
I said if, Lauren, if? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
-Maybe. -You would. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
I'm sorry I can't help you out, by the way. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-Eh? -Well, it's like I was telling your old man, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
there's plenty of work to go round, just not enough money. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
Thanks again, yeah? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
Well, they're hardly in the first flush of youth, are they? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
I'll take anyone right now, just so long as they've got two arms, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
two legs and don't have a bus pass. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
You know what you need? You need a real man, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
someone who knows what they're doing. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Anyone particular in mind? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
-Well, there's no-one on that list. -Beggars can't be choosers. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
Why be a beggar at all when the answer's right under your nose? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
If you mean you, you really do need help. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Me? No, I was thinking of my boy, Joey. He's always been handy round a football. | 0:13:54 | 0:14:00 | |
-D'you think he'll be interested? -Ask him. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Why don't you? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
It's always better coming from a lady. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
That motormouth Lola was bending my ear earlier on. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
She's been leaving me messages all morning. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
-Reckons it's all down to you grassing her up. -I wouldn't grass her up. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Well, someone did. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
-I told Max, and I only told him so he'd keep shtoom. -So what happened? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
-Change his mind, did he? -That sound like Max to you? -Who else, then? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
Look, I've been thinking, and yes, I know it's unusual, | 0:14:47 | 0:14:53 | |
but I was thinking how I can help you out. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Like you just did with them books(?) | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Look, your dad's been saying you've got to do this work experience thing. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Don't remind me. I'll probably end up stacking shelves in some awful supermarket somewhere. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:05 | |
But that's what you're doing anyway. Well, not in a supermarket, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
-but in a shop, yeah? -I don't understand. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Why don't you tell your school that you're doing your work experience early | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
at the charity shop, and then maybe, that way, you will not have to do it any more? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:21 | |
-That's your idea of helping, is it? -Well, at least you get something out of it, innit? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
I want to do something exciting on work experience, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
something worthwhile, something that will stretch me, | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
that might actually get me somewhere. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
I don't just want to waste my time on something that doesn't matter. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
-Don't you understand anything? -OK, ladies, these are two kebabs here, one with chips and salad, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:41 | |
-and one with the hot, hot, hot sauce for Kimmy. -Thank you. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
-Looking hot in pink. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
I understand one thing. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
You fancy him, don't you? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
No. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-Course you do. -Rubbish. -Come on. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-He's a nice boy. -For goodness' sake! -You're a lovely looking girl. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
For the last time, I do not fancy Fat Boy. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Um...drinks? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Yeah, I'll have a drink. Yeah, let's have drinks. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-Oh, OK, enjoy. -Thank you. -That's all right. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
-Oi, where have you been? -Keep your hair on. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
-I ain't been getting in any trouble. -You don't have to - trouble's already here. -What? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
Oh! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Look, he turned up about a half hour ago. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
I got your social worker here, | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
so just let her do all the talking, yeah? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
What now, eh? I've answered all your questions. I wasn't there. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
I don't know anything about any car, | 0:16:37 | 0:16:38 | |
and I don't care what any dirty little grass has been whispering in your ear either. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
We have evidence to suggest that you were at the scene of the crime. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
So? I've been looking at a few motors lately. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-Pops has been teaching me to drive, ain't you, Pops? -At 15? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
-I'm advanced for my age. -We'll need to go to the station to answer any further questions, Lola. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
-What's happening? -You should know. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
-Come on, Bill. -They've charged her. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
They've found her dabs all over the car lot. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
OK, maybe this one wasn't down to you. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-Yeah, it weren't. -All right. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
You tell whoever shopped her, this ain't a joke. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
This lot are talking youth court, the works, | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
and OK, maybe she shouldn't have done what she did, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
but so what? Max is going to lose a little bit of business. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
She could lose everything cos of this. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Just can't seem to do right for doing wrong. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood. It ain't easy. -I ain't a parent. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
-Ray is. -I know, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
and if I still want to keep seeing him, yadda, yadda, yadda... | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Listen, just save the lecture, I already got it from my sis, all right? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
You're going to have to find some way to connect to her. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Oh, I connect with her. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
I put my foot in it every time I open up my gob. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
I keep winding her up for no reason. I don't know why. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
Maybe you should find out what's important to her, | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
-what she's interested in. -Yeah? I tried that earlier in McKlunky's, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
-and that did not go down very well. -McKlunky's? -Ah! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
She's interested in dance, but you mean like important things, innit? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:40 | |
Like schoolwork? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Maths, science and stuff like that, innit? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
-I did say it wasn't going to be easy. -Yeah. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
-Football? -Yeah, or are you more of a chess man or dominoes? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
-I play a bit, yeah. -All right, then, play for us, your local team. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
-This ain't my local. -Oh, I thought... -What? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
Someone been bending your ear about me, have they, someone like my old man? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:14 | |
Yeah, I'll take that as a yes, shall I? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-I'm just looking for a few likely lads. -Oh, yeah. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
-He put my name in the frame, did he? -Maybe he thought you'd enjoy it, a bit of fun. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
-Don't know him too well, do you? -Don't have a go at me. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Ah! So, just the one name, then? Not having much luck, are you, darling? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
-There's Max. -No, hold on. Max's name is not on the list, is it? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
-But it will be. ..You all right, Max? -All right, Kat? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
What can I get you? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Just an orange juice, please. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
-You're off the hook. -What? -The police have just arrested Lola, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
found her fingerprints all over the car lot. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-You don't look too surprised. -Well, nothing that one does surprises me. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
-Is that the only reason? -Look, I can't get into trouble, and you know that. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
-I ain't going to risk losing Bobby. It's me or her. -That's not the point... -And I choose me. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:05 | |
What would you do? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
No, I was just checking, that's all. Yeah. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
Yeah, my mistake. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Seen Derek? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
-Not since this morning. -Only I need a word. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Just spoke to Gran, though. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
She knows nothing about coming for tea tonight, | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
probably because she's not, is she? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
What's the idea, Joey? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Get me home, lock the doors, barricade the windows? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Get a life. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
Coffee, please. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
All right? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
Things are looking good, then? I've just been talking to Max. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
Yeah, yeah. Touch and go. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
So fragile, aren't they? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Yeah. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
You feel...helpless. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Do me a favour, Kat, when am I going to find the time to play football? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
-Yeah, Jack said you'd be chicken. -Been twisting his arm an' all? -Didn't need to. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-He jumped at it. -He ain't got a flaming wedding to sort out, has he? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Ooh, you make it sound like it's a chore. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
I didn't mean it like that. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Should be fun, shouldn't it? Planning your big day an' all that? -Yeah, it is. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
I mean, I know it's your second time round and that, but still. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
No, it's just Tanya, innit? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
She's had a rough time, it's bound to have some effect. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
By the sounds of it, it hasn't been a barrel of laughs for you either. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
You know what I need, don't you? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-A good old work-out on some muddy football pitch somewhere. -That's it. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
You can work off those frustrations. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
I didn't say anything about any frustrations. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Maybe I can recognise the signs. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Is that right? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
Is what right? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Looking for work? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Not you as well. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
What's that? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Been asking you too, has he? My interfering old man? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
No, I'm the last person your old man would come to for a favour. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
-Sounds like you don't really like him very much. -Not exactly, no. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
If you want to hack him off, I could do with some help behind the bar. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
He might play games... | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
I don't. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
-What happened? -In court, Tuesday. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
-Social worker says I should just plead guilty, get it over and done with. -So, what, | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
you're just going to roll over? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-I'm bang to rights anyway, so what's the point? -And what'll happen then? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
-It's up to the magistrates. Come on. -They wouldn't... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Don't matter what they do, does it? Too late. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Listen, it weren't me, all right? You know that, don't you? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
Don't matter who it was, does it? Not now. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Lo. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Oh, I've had another idea. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Oh, no. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
Now, about this work experience thing you've got to do, yeah? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-Not again! -Listen, I've got this mate, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
now he's a regular little brainbox, and he works in a hospital. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
Now I know that you're really interested in blood and gore | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
-and all that kind of stuff, yeah? -A hospital? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
-Yeah. -As in a real-life, working hospital... | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Yes. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
..with doctors and nurses and all that? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
-Yeah, and he's not a porter, if that's what you're getting at. -You mean he's an actual doctor? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:56 | |
Yeah, well, sort of. You see, he doesn't actually work with, like, live patients... | 0:23:56 | 0:24:02 | |
-What, you mean he's in forensics? -Into what? -But that's my favourite field. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:08 | |
-I know! -And you could get me to work with him? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
-I could ask. -That would be fantastic! -Yeah. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
-Alfie? -Hm? -Look at this. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Ooh! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Well, Harry Redknapp, how did you do it? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Must be my natural charm... | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Got them queueing up to play, ain't you? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-..or the free oranges at half-time. -Jack, Max, most of the lads from the market. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Alfie, what can I say? You've either got it or you ain't. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
I have and you ain't. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
That's right, innit? Only there's one problem. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-What problem? -One minute we ain't got enough, now we've got too many. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Seems to me you're going to have to disappoint a few players. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
Doing it again, ain't you, hm? Playing games? | 0:24:56 | 0:25:01 | |
-I don't know what you're talking about. -Do me a favour, Derek. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Everywhere I've been today, it's all I've had, YOU, | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
in me face, talking to Max about me, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
even talking to the landlady of this place about me. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
-What makes you think I'm playing games? -Where you're concerned, everything always is. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
-Maybe I'm just trying to find out what's on offer for you. -Because? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
-Build some bridges. -It's a bit late for that, innit? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
-Well, that's what I'm trying to find out. -Yeah, well, don't try! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Just ask...and I'll tell you. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
Yeah...it is too late. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
You know, I thought with you being a little bit older, we might be able to... | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
What, that I'd check my brain out, like my sister? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
You're just doing what you've always done - trying to pull the wool over my eyes, | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
trying to convince me that you're not a slimy toad no more. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
It's pathetic. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
You know, I don't know why I bother. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Finally learnt your lesson, have you? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
Like you said yourself, I've got my daughter here. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Don't count on it. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
-She's here, ain't she? -Don't get too used to that. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
You never was worth bothering about. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Cos I saw through you? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
My little Alice, she's an angel... | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
whereas you, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
you're just the runt of the litter. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
You got a minute? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
That offer of yours... | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
Looks like I might need to stick around for a bit. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
So I reckon it'll suit me down to the ground. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Good. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
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